#it is so funny how oblivious they are

[boylikeanangel]

mean absolutely zero hate by this at all but talking to non book fans casually about certain details of the book is literally the funniest shit ever like yall are so sweet you dont know anything. yes aziraphale gets called a faggot in the book. by an eleven year old girl. and yes crowley revives the dove at the birthday party not aziraphale. and book fans got so mad about this change that they initially boycotted the show when it came out in 2019. dont worry I dont get it either. please continue to be confused about all this it makes my day every time I see someone in my tags be outraged they put homophobic slurs in a book written in 1989 <3

#yes we lived like this for three decades yes it fucking sucked. yes some people are extremely protective over how bad it sucked #again absolutely no hate i think you guys are so so funny. i wish i was as oblivious as you #oh to only know the version of this story where the angel and demon are actually gay and people dont draw aziraphale with blue eyes. sigh #good omens

[gophergal]

Y'know, I think that bed might be too small

#gopher art #speeding bullet #sniperscout #tf2 scout #tf2 sniper #team fortress 2 #ok so i love the idea of scout being an oblivious bitch so much. read this as scout going “whats better than two guys being dudes?” #while sniper is desperately trying to will a “what are we” conversation. its funny as hell to me #sniper: trying to stay curled up to give scout space #scout: “nah dude just drape your arm over me. see how much more comfy that is?” #sniper: gay Australian internal screaming

[endlesspaint]

I was scrolling around looking at Trolls content when I saw this---

AND OMG?? BRO-- "wary of emotional connection" I- This little line spoke volumes to me because even though he's wary of emotional connection he somehow manage to befriend Poppy and that warms my heart. Like UGHHHH 🥹❤️

Also the fact that his personality answers the question what Branch would've been like if he never met poppy has me BAWLING. LIKE UGH DUDEEEEE JDJSJS HOW COME I ONLY SAW THIS NOW?? The fact this came from the official site makes this 10x better.

#I love John Dory a normal amount #guuyyssssss the fact he is more Branchy than Branch is so funny to me #Idk why but im imagining TBGO!Branch and n #and how oblivious but wholesome he is #now imagine that 2x but as John Dory #UGHHHHH I can already imagine the brothers all going #“Excuse my brother. he still haven't learned social cues yet” #LMAO #trolls #dreamworks trolls #john dory #trolls band together #trolls 3 #endlessrambles #trolls john dory

[silver-horse]

unfortunately I have opinions about the ascendant astarion ending and I have been holding back from saying it. but it's a problem that applies to the whole game and it's been annoying me

what's actually weird about the ascendant "romance" scene is that the writer considers it a tempting option for the player. They wrote it to be bad, but they also think it's a fun and sexy option. Same goes for the haarlep scene which they also wrote that way because they find it sexy. Except finding this sexually appealing entirely hinges on the idea that the player is a submissive. So RIP to a scene that the rest of us could have found sexy because the lead narrative designer was a submissive. lmao

In this game you can have a scene where you have to kneel for a male character. But you can never have a male character do the same for you. (Halsin doesn't count. It's a vanilla scene, he is not submissive there and we are not even asking/telling him to kneel down) You don't get such options, not even if you play a drow female! RIP the number one reason for playing drow female to be honest. lol You can kneel and fully submit to ascendant astarion or fully submit to mizora or fully submit to haarlep or submit to lae'zel or submit to minthara. you can get whipped by abdirak or you can tell him "touch me and lose a hand" he even responds positively to this remark and yet the possibility to flip the dynamic doesn't exist. There is never an option where a male character truly submits to the player. RIP to a scene that would have been the opposite of the traditional dynamic. the potential that existed but they never used the opportunity

By the way, how interesting that Lae'zel is dominant but she is a woman so ofc you get the option to tell her “no you will submit to me”. You never get such switch options with any of the male characters... Obviously it's not ascendant where they could have made that an option. My point is that it's NEVER an option among so many male characters.

It's a cool idea that the bad ending in a romance means "I saw this character as a sex object" except it falls apart when the scene is very sexually unappealing to anyone who is more dominant leaning. If I see a character as a sex object then I would place them in sexual situations which are appealing to me. so the message doesn't quite work. because there isn't anything that I can selfishly choose for myself just because I like it and I find it sexy.

#it's the old traditional setup where male characters are never submissive. either vanilla or they are dominant. and no other options exist. #I just find it a bit funny how they seem oblivious to the fact that these scenes being “sexy”and tempting entirely hinge on the possibility #that the player has the same tastes but a LOT of us don't. and then these scenes aren't even remotely sexy #don't get me wrong it's cool to have these scenes in the game but there could have been something different as well #rather than the same dynamic multiple times. and if you are super not into that then you only have the vanilla options #meanwhile the subs get multiple ''fun'' scenes. I just find this very unequal. if you are not into that well your character #will be placed into situations where characters make these unappealing propositions and sometimes it's fight or submit. that's weird imo #for a game that has storylines about consent. sexually weird scenes would be fine and interesting if it wasn't SO unequal and always the #same dynamic where they mostly give players options where our female characters should submit and NEVER the opposite I will always be salty #bg3 #larian studios #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 mine #haarlep #astarion #my post #abdirak #my thoughts #my posts #it's like the whole reason I like to play drow women if I am honest but it's been so utterly pointless #as a drow female on a rare occasion you may be allowed to say a barely rude dialogue to males and that's all lmfao #mildly rude to men is just what I do in real life but it's a viddy game and I should be able to be a bit of a nasty aggressive female #(sure they can frame it negatively. that's fine. but let the ''fun'' option exist for us as well)

[vultureboi]

Hua Cheng: I have a special someone *describes Xie Lian*

Xie Lian: I wonder who San Lang’s wonderful person is?

The audience:

#hualian #Hua Cheng #xie lian #hua cheng x xie lian #tgcf #tgcf funny #oblivious #how is he so oblivious #you’re over 800yrs old #you can’t blame it on being young and inexperienced

[puppyeared]

dumb

anton belongs to @poicyss

#i. dont know how to explain myself and im not gonna #ive been collecting shitposts and finally drew them out with some sillies #btw lucky would probably be the irresponsible/fun uncle just because 1) vincent is indestructible and 2) he dont give a shit #this man is painfully oblivious to the fact that he joined a man eating werewolf cult so i dont think it would be out of the question #i also know anton is technically an abno but also. weirdly funny to me what it would be like for him to deal with an abno breaching #like hey wait you cant do that. only i can do that wtf #ALSO I FINALLY DREW HIM WITH FAT TITS. LETS GOOOOOO #god theyre so unhinged all of them. i love them <3 #my art #myart #my oc #friend oc #anton #augusta #lucky #vincent #doodles #sillies family #starshadow

[andstuffsketches]

[comic of Yor and Loid from Spy x Family.  Yor says, “we need to practice kissing to avoid future suspicion” and Loid agrees.  They both look at each other, blushing, with words behind them (cut off by the art and panel) showing their thoughts. Yor is thinking about kisses on TV and that Loid has experience she doesn’t because he was married.  Loid is thinking about his mission and that he hopes this time will be less boring since he actually enjoys Yor’s company.  Yor reaches in, blushing, and pulls Loid in for a kiss.  They awkwardly press their lips together, then break apart blankly.  Yor smiles and says in confusion, “That’s it? Oh, I mean... that was-- easy?” Loid beams at her and says, “In my experience, yes! Great job, Yor!” the bottom of the page says “Normalcy achieved”]

oblivious aspec twiyor 💚💜

#spy x family #sxf #twiyor #loid x yor #yor briar #yor forger #loid forger #twilight spy x family #okay so like. you can interpret this however you want but like in some ways its not meant to be shippy #this is a joke about how kissing is actually boring as hell #and its almost more qpr twiyor lol #the funny thing is twilight never feels anything when kissing but he would just assume thats bc hes a spy who threw everything like feelings #away etc. we stan an emotionally oblivious king #and yor's too polite to say what she's really really thinking which is wow that was so nothing what did i do wrong #but anyway in this way they reassure each other #bc twilight is like oh good she didnt make a big deal out of it like all those other women ive kissed ffor missions im happy about this #and yor is like oh okay thats normal im getting a good grade in wife then :) #comic #comics #2022 #theyre so normal (affectionate) #digital art #image described #aspec #aromantic #asexual #what if fake married but the feels we catch are not strictly romantic in nature <3 #pda #kissing

[hajimedics]

welcome back, asuka langley soryu

#welcome home #sally starlet #caption is a half joke. #NO JOKE SHES NOW ONE OF MY TOP FAVE WELCOME HOMERS RIGHT NOW. RIGHT BESIDE EDDIE #her characterization so far has been so intriguing. something tells me that she's not as oblivious as she seems #like.... shes the type to show her care in her own way #can seem bombastic and has a tendency to play with people that she can easily command #also a bit rude but like hey! this is sally! she's being silly #I hope she gets worse like eddie and his whole armchair pea breakdown so she can become even more of my top fave #and I think its funny how shes all sweet on the gals and standoffish towards the guys. super awesome. I love you sally #also me slightly projecting but imagine if she's written to be a character that can be seen as an npd haver #would make her character much more hitting for me. in my opinion.

[charlesemersonwinchesteriii]

Garak is So much right from his first episode. Laura Palmer of Cardassia over here trying to get laid, foil a terrorist plot, AND work a retail shift, all while high as fuck. Dude’s schedule in Past Prologue is FULL.

#Star Trek: Deep Space 9 #Past Prologue really reveals how immediately dickmatized he is by Julian cause it's Julian at some of his absolute peak autism obliviousnes #and Garak still wants him so bad. utterly pathetic to see. I'm obsessed with them. #also it sucks how we have to wait sooooooooo fucking long to see Garak again after that but it's also kind of hysterical #like DS9 said there is a full on Cardassian spy loose in the station. we will not be following up on this for an entire season btw. #he's just. hangin around. #Starky's Original Posts #Starky's Text Posts #garashir #garashir best ship because it's literally a former torturerspyassassin (all at once) whose tragic backstory is literally whatever you want #and the world's most adorable puppyish angelic twink who still sleeps with a teddy bear #STRAIGHT OUTTA WATTPAD FANFIC. I FUCKING LOVE YOU STAR TREK YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH #also didn't mean to imply that Julian's autism obliviousness is not an extremely sexy trait of his bc it is I just meant like #you wouldn't have thought it'd be so sexy to. a Cardassian and a spy. it's soooo funny #the way he has to desperately try to explain that the suit fitting is a metaphor. absolutely dickmatized RIP.

[gusujay]

Everyday goes a little something like this. I open tumblr and check the pathologic tag to find art because the vibe patho artists capture is exquisite.

I immediately see someone making fun of Daniil for having highly specific special interests that he likes talking about.

I ignore it and scroll further only to see another 5 posts calling him annoying for oh wait give me a second *rereads text posts making fun of Daniil* showing symptoms of autism.

I sigh like a depressed disappointed father. I close tumblr.

#pathologic #daniil dankovsky #making fun of him can be funny #I’ve definitely laughed at a joke at his expense more than once #but I constantly see him being ridiculed for doing things that are just blatant acts of neurodiversity #he wears specific clothes oh what a whiny spoiled city boy #he speaks a language he learned as a mandatory part of his medical education that god forbid he actually enjoyed and uses in his day to day #he’s so annoying #he doesn’t understand social cues and responds in a way that I find weird let’s all laugh #he responds to certain situations aggressively because of trauma oh what an evil bad man let’s not examine this any further #he’s just mean and that’s it #I’m so tired of seeing a character I love being mocked for the exact same things I’m mocked for in real life #he actually values sanitation and hygiene and reacts to unsanitary medical practices with sceptisim what a ignorant jerk #I know I sound bitter don’t worry I’m not oblivious to it #but I think some people saw the way the townsfolk reacted to Daniil and immediately assumed they’re all right #as if one of the main components of the game isn’t how the townsfolk are abrasive and rude to strangers and outsiders #some of you for real sound like a judgemental isolated inhabitant of the town that saw daniil and immediately decided he’s not welcome

[sysig]

He needs so much attention, all the time (Patreon)

#Doodles #Wander Over Yonder #Commander Peepers #Lord Hater #Wander #Death Glare #Wandering Eye #Those first two made me start a whole new page just to get them out of my head and then a bunch more followed lol #Early Death Glare maybe? First coming to terms with his massive crush? Just an average day of being Commander Peepers? Who's to say lol #The idea of him vibrating out of his skin trying to not act weird around Hater is very funny to me haha #How do act normal around the guy you like when it's just you two but in a professional setting?? Training didn't cover this #Meanwhile Hater is oblivious obviously haha #They have to be mismatched - one has to be like ''Oh grop I love him so much but can never tell him'' at a time for the max comedy of errors #Peepers is so small I can't get over it lol #And then a little Wandering Eye for the road <3 He can't be emotionally open so much of the time! #Anger is about it and even then it mostly manifests as frustration - he sublimates it into work as much as he can #Anger is hit or miss depending on what Hater's willing to put up with too ahh #Give this man a therapy session and a box of tissues pls #Is it because it's fun to draw his whole head/face crying? Shhhh that's irrelevant (it's not) lol #Wander always has a hug ready for whoever needs it <3 #Sweet lad #Both of their feet are really fun to draw too haha - Peepers' are like plush and pillowy #While Wander's are so stretchy and squishy and silly haha they're fun to pose! #Been so happy with the points of contact lately as well ah ♪ Knees and ball of the feet touching the ground! Yes!

[rainbownixie]

we often talk about mike's obliviousness towards will's actual feelings, but he's the one who's been looking at will like this for years and will still thinks mike doesn't like him back

#they're both oblivious dumbasses #but like it's funny because mike is always the one starting byler moments #honestly i understand why mike doesn't realize will's in love with him bc he knows how to hide it #but mike???? babe you're so obvious #byler

[sweetcatteahp]

Harry: Oi Malfoy!

Draco: What do you want Potter?

Harry: *trying to flirt* Do you have two tongues in your mouth right now?

Draco: What?? No, of course I don't, what are you talking about?

Harry: .. *panicking inside* (okay Harry you can do this)

Harry: Do you want to?

Draco: ..??

Draco: Is that supposed to be some kind of horribly phrased, and executed, threat?

(Not og, inspired by another post)

#harry potter #draco malfoy #drarry #harco #draco × harry #harry is smitten #harry is inlove #draco is oblivious to his advances #draco is oblivious when it comes to love #unfortunately #but fortunate for me because its so funny #i love draco sm #hes so smart but so dumb #harry is trying #draco hasn't caught on and is in denial #draco is so confused #so is harry #harry is confused #i mean how can someone misunderstand flirting so much?? #he gets it he isnt the best but damn #is he that bad at flirting?? #those are his thoughts #pansy is going to have a mental breakdown anyday because of draco #and the fact he wont realise that harry likes him #and refuses to believe it #“pansy theres no way potter would like me in a million years he's obviously just trying and failing to insult and threaten me” #“like the idiot he is” #“youre even more of an idiot” pansy said that while crying of frustration #she loves him so much but is so frustrated lol #okay imma stop now before i kill anyone with the amount of tags in here

[mutalune]

I think one of the objectively funniest (in a tragedy-irony-way) things about Crowley is that to us the audience we are so very aware that he is so in love it makes him the stupidest idiot on the planet but like if you see his behavior from Aziraphale’s perspective????

Crowley, doing his damnedest to protect Aziraphale without letting Aziraphale know + following behind him all the time (looking at you, Prepping for The Bookshop Ball arc!!!!) literally just means that Aziraphale is off in his own little world doing his own little tasks like playing matchmaker and detective and newspaperman, with literally 0 idea that Crowley is gagging for it every day of the week

(hence: “you’re being silly!” Instead of him being like “oh dang crowley’s actually bothered” like when Crowley “plays it cool” and us as the audience is like “oh he’s faking!” Aziraphale is not the audience and it kinda works on him!!! He‘s busy with his detective work he doesn’t have time to notice that Crowley is being weird when Crowley’s always vague and kinda weird by default to him!!!)

like that’s comedy babes I’m sorry it’s so funny to me

RIP Crowley unfortunately you must learn to tolerate the mortifying ordeal of being known even if that means aziraphale stops thinking you’re cool and mysterious

#starlight fandom #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #crowley and aziraphale #aziraphale is an autistic king if you do not spell it out for him he won’t pick up on it #and Crowley is aware of this and absolutely uses it to his perceived advantage #part of the tragedy part is like; Crowley is a self-fulfilling prophecy to some extent #he knows how to keep aziraphale at arm’s length and take advantage of his selfishness-obliviousness-ability to get lost in a task #and he uses that info to protect him (aziraphale) and himself (crowley) but in doing so he has sealed his fate #he and aziraphale would never be on the same page since crowley was never being 100% up front #but also it’s objectively funny like bro you are the hugest loser for this guy and he has no clue b/c u want him to think ur cool #and literally he’s the ONLY PERSON ON THE PLANET WHO THINKS YOU’RE COOL #he’s the only person who will probably ALWAYS THINK YOU’RE COOL #fucking goober I love him I love aziraphale let me smooch them both

[tezzbot]

the wakabas i like them

#osomatsu san #wakabamatsu #jyushimatsu #choromatsu #mydoodles #i love how much jyushimatsu hates choromatsus guts its so fucking funny #choromatsu being so oblivious to it too he truly thinks that jyushimatsu is too stupid and nice to like experience hate #but hes literally the only thing on earth thats able to get on jyushimatsu's nerves #hes So patient but choro can and will unwittingly find a way to snap his last nerve its the funniest shit in the world