If Administration is really a business corp and Jay has been stuck in there for like 5 years I'm pretty sure he has lost it in the middle of year one of working there because he's Jay Walker.
He has given over a hundred 2 weeks notices "a man can fix one coffee machine too many times before snapping rebacca" he never heard back from his boss so he just kept.
Showing up at the office because he had nothing else to do.
Everyone else in the office is thankful for their boss who never fired him because for some reason Jay from Accounting is the only one who can fix the machines in the entire goddamn office.
Meanwhile Pixal throws away the 101st 2 weeks notice sent by Jay in the trash and continues searching for the rest of the gang.
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Thinking about the possibility of MOD Harry in the Astoria AU and how I could in theory twist it into a god thing with not a lot of effort but with Tommy being defeated early and mostly by MC and Alex I was wondering how Harry could actually get the hallows and:
The Cloak - the usual way. Alex and MC have some very strongly worded letters planned to Albus for giving an eleven year old and invisibility cloak but neither of them can deny that it is dead useful and can protect Harry so they let it slide…. Mostly. They let it mostly slide. (It does startle them at first how attached Harry is to the cloak, how he spends hours running his fingers over the silky smooth fabric like he’s petting it, but that could be that it belonged to his birth father… right?)
The stone - during the hunt for the horcruxes they find the ring pretty early on and are discussing what should be done with it in the office with Hades and Aphrodite who are the most familiar with magic (and hades had also taken one look at the ring and blanched but would not tell anyone why) when Harry walks in almost dazed. He reaches for the ring power lashing around the room making the lights flicker and the various odds and ends around Alex’s office rattle. The others move to stop Harry but it’s a purple aura that lashes out at the ring, breaking it and separating the stone with one howling wail. The stone flies into Harry’s reaching hand a moment later and everything goes still.
(Hades assures them and Aphrodite that the stone and cloak will cause Harry no lasting harm but there’s something in his expression that looks almost… haunted. Like he’s seen a ghost. He only shakes his head when they ask and tells them he needs to do more research. That it would be… cruel if he guessed on this and was wrong. No one knows what to make of it but they all trust Hades enough to know that he wouldn’t let anything happen to Harry that would hurt him.)
The wand - complete and utter accident. Harry was coming back to school with Ron and Hermione after a trip to Hogsmead in their seventh year that got a little… rowdy and didn’t notice Dumbledore waiting for them in the door to the castle. He made some “disappointed but secretly amused grandfather” comment about the state of the three of them that startled Harry and his magic lashed out in response, accidentally disarming him and leaving Harry blinking through the haze of what drinks he had had in the broomsticks and the pull of the wand now in his hand. Around all of them they can feel the pull of his magic the pull of something more than magic that crackles with green light. It’s overwhelming the power pouring off of Harry, almost suffocating. No one is particularly surprised when Harry’s grandmother and “some bloke in a suit” as Ron says shows up and disappears to… somewhere with Harry in tow but they are incredibly alarmed by it.
(In Hades’ defense, he truly had no idea that the owner of the final hallow was the headmaster of Harry’s school, nor that Harry would accidentally disarm the man and claim the final piece while seventeen and more than a little intoxicated. That… doesn’t mean he is looking forward to explaining to Alex and MC that he knew there was a very real possibility that their adopted child was a reborn god that had scattered their artifacts to the wind centuries ago, but suggesting their child could be immortal and being wrong about it would have been so much worse for all three of them.)
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In the anime, Pokemon Centers function as hotels too. sorta. right? I wanna apply that to the gameverse as well if it doesn’t already. Imagine everyone having sleepovers with their rivals and making strategies to beat Gyms and stuff. When they wake up there’s breakfast you can grab before venturing out again.
Also parents packing extra clothes for their kids who probably would’ve forgotten to bring any
It’s a cute concept to me I wish I could get everything I was thinking into words
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It breaks my heart that people think the hero of time’s story is just a tragedy
Ocarina of time is absolutely a tragedy, but Majora’s Mask is not
Majora’s Mask is one of the most hopeful pieces of media I’ve ever consumed. It has a bittersweet end, but you finish the game knowing that link will be okay, that he can and will survive on his own. Sure he had to leave his friends behind again, but he CHOSE to do that this time. He knew he couldn’t stay in Termina and he made the choice to be a child again.
I do not for a second believe his entire life is a tragedy, NOT after all of Majora’s Mask. The game specifically designed to be about healing and love. Idk where the theories that link died or became a child soldier (?????) came from but I feel like the entire message of Majora’s Mask was just completely lost on a ton of people 😭
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honestly ppl being surprised that people outright and proudly proclaiming the a hiring of a female doctor is a disgrace Might Have An Agenda for widely spreading that her episodes are bad (from like. before they started even airing. let that be clear.) is like your parents watching fox news and them being shocked that the people running it stoking hatred towards certain groups might have An Agenda for doing so when you tell them about it.
This is like. Honestly funny up to a point. Gee Golly, the people open about their vicious hatred of women aren’t to be trusted as a quality guide or as a place of unbiased opinion on something to do with a woman??? I am Shocked.
They poisoned the well.
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MagiMon spinoff: Better Email Umiko
The New MagiMonsters spinoff where literally No Magical Girls Nor Monsters appear: Better Email Umiko!
In today's episode: Beloved Baikal Seal OL Umiko Ohara is representing BrightLady Inc in court. BL's legal manager, Kumi Inoue, is too busy with other tasks to perform the duty and it is up to our beloved Cement-Eater to prove to the Middle-Schooler Kid who is the sole Jury that YES Junko is a good meow-meow who hasn't stolen anything and that Momoka (accountant, who hasn't also showed up)'s accounting books are all good n'clear.
Is she going to say anything without crying? Will her sentence be "sending one email"? Is Hiroko not caring? Find out next week in Better Email Umiko!
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just went through and made a list of what i’d like to write (or at least start) this summer. there’s too much..
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