This morning while lounging on the couch with him, he leaned over to me, pushed his weight on top of me and whispered in my ear "I'm going to piss on you today, do you understand?"
I felt myself get wet in anticipation while I squirmed under him.
"I'll take those nervous giggles as a yes", he kissed my cheek and sent me upstairs to get dressed.
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listen the highlight of me going to the Ren Fair was not getting a cool necklace, or finally trying freeze-dried skittles, it was seeing two people cosplaying Aziraphale and Crowley in very high fantasy aesthetic way, me saying “Aziraphale and Crowley!” way too loudly and the person cosplaying Crowley turning around and flashing a thumbs up at me.
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I know the look is super basic but I still liked it a lot 😍🥰
Had a really busy day, and got a lot done. All in all, I'm happy with how things turned out today.
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i’m so sleepy because GOOD DAY but also LONG DAY during which I got sunburned from 20 minutes of direct sunlight, RIP.
But the biggest one, I went to a TAROT CLASS at a shop 5 mins from my house and I went to the little table and there was one chair left, they said I could sit there, so I pull it out and BOOM THERE IS A CAT, A CAT WAS IN THE CHAIR, IT WAS WONDERFUL, SHE WAS BLACK AND SOFT AND LIKES TO LAY ON YOUR LAP WHEN YOU SIT DOWN, NEW FAVORITE PLACE.
Other fun things from the class:
Delved into court cards which is great cause swords and pentacles are my nemesis, but now I can handle them better, and can use them for creating characters!
Told everyone about the small town I moved from and how they were Not Friendly (TM) to this sort of thing, they asked where, I said the town name, and all three of them let out a huge NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. One lady went, ‘I’ve heard about -Old Town-. They’re SO mean.’ And, you know... they’re right.
Did I mention the cat
Group mockery of people in Old Town who said it was too cold for me to live in this place and I’d be miserable.
Group commiseration over There Is No Planning The Weather, The Lake Decides 20 Minutes Before The Weather.
One of them did a tarot reading for me when we were done (AWESOME, and very encouraging about TRT) and then let me do a tarot reading for them which I’d never done for a stranger before (NERVE-WRACKING). But I think I did ok. I’m a storyteller, I roll with it.
They said i could visit whenever and drink tea and read books in their comfy corner and also visit the cat
Pepperoni is welcome, my pet snake can literally visit, he hates leaving the house so he won’t but I appreciate it anyway
They were HAPPY I was there. Like I legitimately felt welcomed and not like a dumbass or an outsider and it was GREAT.
I mentioned I lived five minutes away, on *street name*. And I said, ‘if you’re ever on that street, I’m the one with the dragons’ and the shop lady just gasped and went ‘YOU’RE THE DRAGON HOUSE???’ So I’m glad to know this is my reputation in the neighborhood.
The cat liked me and brought a ball to me, I have been blessed
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gained a gf today who, up until then, had been 100% straight. and now she is not.
i love being queer.
see now i just need to go to the uk to be with rowan too and then we can all be the parks and rec meme with our crazy qpr polycule
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I remember when I tweeted out this photo of Reigen and I said that I thought he was stupid and I wanted to peg him so someone screenshot it and put it in a horny Reigen compilation
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Throw back to when all this shit dropped the same day
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today I read natsume soseki while drinking awesome tea :)))
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