#jabberwockytalkies

[alyseofwonderland]

Changed my pfp for the first time in a literal eternity in honor of my abosolutely insane choas gremlin of a son. Zagreus took his name to heart and spends every day trying to figure out how to break out or break everything. Artemis is a perfect angel who never does anything wrong and i lover beyond words but she is too much of a supermodel to take weird photos

#looking glass #jabberwockytalkies

[alyseofwonderland]

All other personality tests are dead. We will now be identifying by which Tamora Pierce characters you identified with. 

Like if I tell you my faves are, in order, Ally, Sandy, and Briar everyone knows I am down to overthrow the government and bi.

#words #jabberwockytalkies #tamora pierce #tortall #the circle of magic #the circle opens #trickster's choice

[alyseofwonderland]

Great news @swingsetindecember​ is now the writer of a parody

WHO’S THAT GIRL?! IT’S JEN ON YOUTUBE!

#jabberwockytalkies #words #swingsetindecember #who's that girl it's jen #alyse makes friends #THIS IS SO GREAT!

[alyseofwonderland]

Cultivation Sects by the only Designer Brand Allowed

Yunmeng Jiang Sect - “This is a Gucci Household”. 

You respect the drip or get out. (Yanli is allowed Marchesa, but only because she looks better in it)

Jin Sect - Versace Versace Versace Versace. 

They all have the “too much” gene and think gold leaf should be everywhere

Lan Sect - Armani. 

Tailoring and clean lines as far as the eye can see. (One time Jingyi wore Supreme and spent two months in the library to pay for his crimes)

Nie Sect - Burberry. 

Except for NHS who is a Chanel stan and cries soft Chanel boy tears every time he is forced to put on the brown plaid. 

Wen Sect - Louis Vitton.

I mean you feel me right? Its so.... im sick of it. We should just get rid of them. (I mean obviously not Wen Ning and Wen Qing)

Yiling - Alexander McQeen. 

We aren’t here to roll with other peoples looks. Also Wen Qing deserves a McQeen dress. She has earned it honey

#jabberwockytalkies #words #the untamed #mdzs #cql #wei wuxian #lan wangji #lan sect #jiang cheng #jiang sect #wen sect #nie sect #jin sect #okay so a while back i saw a crack edit where Jiang Cheng said #this is a gucci household! #and i havent been able to get it out of my head #and my discord helped me with this #because we have been arguing about which desginers work for each of the sects #anyway than you for coming to my ted talk

[alyseofwonderland]

my 3rd favorite thing about introducing friends to The Untamed is that all of them have gone “oh thank you sweet baby jesus, a new hyper-fixation. i’ve been so cold for so long” and its completely valid. 

#jabberwockytalkies #words #the untamed #mdzs #cql #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan zhan #lan wangji #lan xichen #xue yang #xiao xingchen #jiang cheng #jiang yanli #song lan #meng yao #nie mingjue #nie huaisang

[alyseofwonderland]

me in april: it's gonna be so hard to use 'husband' after 14 years of boyfriend and partner

me today: *sees old post talking about my boyfriend* who? i have a husband. I have no memory of this man

#jabberwockytalkies #tea time #all it took was make a joke out of it #and suddenly i can use the word #i still say partner in front of his mother #cuz she hates it #and its funny

[alyseofwonderland]

i have an extremely cursed question for all of you. where the absolute fuck did this ‘cat hybrid’ ‘rabbit hybrid’ abomination come from? WAs it supernatural again? Like A/B/O wasnt enough? I just need to know who to hold responsible!

#jabberwockytalkies #words #cat hybrid #why is it a tag?!?!?!

[alyseofwonderland]

i swear to god that @timelykey​ and i used to write separate fics. we had our own ideas and our own documents

but the last few months the second one of us says an idea the other is just like

Our Fic Idea

#jabberwockytalkies #words

[alyseofwonderland]

what I say when my boyfriend asks what i’m thinking about: That Chinese Show

what I’m actually thinking: We have no proof that Xiao Xingchen’s dick couldnt cure Xue Yang. It should be explored. Maybe it would make him murder less. We wont know until we try it.

#jabberwockytalkies #words #the untamed #mdzs #xue yang #xiao xingchen #i entirely blame Xue Yang's actor for this #every day i stray further from god

[alyseofwonderland]

okay so like Xiao Xingchen is blind.

Song Lan loses his tongue. 

In a universe where everyone lives but everyone still has their disabilities, do Xue Yang and Song Lan have heated sign language arguments in front of XXC?

#jabberwockytalkies #words #xxc: you guys arent as subtle as you thing. i can hear the angry smacks #xiao xingchen #song lan #xue yang #the untamed #mdzs #cql

[alyseofwonderland]

You ever realize the ship you thought was big is actually small and your friend has just been spoon feeding you their personal preferences?????

#jabberwockytalkies #alyse makes friends #allephant #the b stands for betrayal #shipping #fan fic

[alyseofwonderland]

I have never noticed how many of the extras in CQL just stand around wildly swinging their swords while fighting literally nothing. Not even the animated black ghost clouds. It took me 3 rewatches to notice and nothing has ever brought me more joy!

the cgi team and the extras team did not have the same information and goals.  My fave is the guy when they are trying to attack nightless city who doesn't have a sword. He’s just flailing. bless that man

#jabberwockytalkies #words #mdzs #the untamed #cql #ask the queen of hearts

[alyseofwonderland]

my 8th favorite thing about introducing other people to The Untamed is watching them loOSE THEIR FUCKING MINDS OVER THE ACTORS AGES.

#jabberwockytalkies #words #the untamed #mdzs #cql #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #xue yang #lan sizhui #lan jingyi #xiao xingchen #song lan #Lan Xichen #meng yao #wang yibo #xiao zhan

[alyseofwonderland]

do i need to catch up on succession? did tom purpose to greg? what the fuck am i seeing here tumblr.

#jabberwockytalkies #words #i forget to watch for like a few weeks and my dash goes crazy #sucession

[alyseofwonderland]

Is there a way to search AO3 tags by year and kudos? Like all the fics in a fandom from 2020 starting with the one with the most kudos. Can this be done?!?!

#jabberwockytalkies #words #fan fiction #ao3 #archive of our own #ao3 help #ao3 search

[alyseofwonderland]

I cant stop thinking about modern Jiang Cheng/Lan Xichen because the drip on those two would be next level. Gucci from head to toe four days a week and the other days are Channel. The opulence of their everything. 

Meanwhile Wei Wuxian is just there in a hoodie and ripped jeans at the family dinner, pouting because he didn’t realize this was ‘dress up occasion’.

“Brother always dresses like that.” Lan Zhan tries to explain.

“That doesn’t make it better!” Wei Wing cries. 

“Yes it does.” Jiang Cheng smirks while sipping tea out of fine porcelain. 

#jabberwockytalkies #words #jiang cheng #lan xichen #wei ying #wei wuxian #lan zhan #lan wangji #xicheng #they sleep in silk and wake up to cashmere