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whump-queen · 1 year

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you look like you've got an awful lot on your hands your majesty

*i slowly lower myself to my knees, jostling bruises. one of my legs is at an odd angle, but despite it, i don't so much as flinch*

how can i be of service?

-your humble slave, 🐁

Oh my, you have the makings of a new favorite.

The way you look up at me like that, all pretty on your knees, just to beg me to allow you the privilege. It’s fucking beautiful.

Your leg is clearly weakened. I look forward to bringing the other down to it’s level.

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noknowshame · 1 year

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why is religious Christmas imagery all so joyful and pleasant? where is the inherent horror of the birth of Christ? A mother is handed her newborn child, wailing and innocent. Her hands come away sticky. Red. Simply by giving her son life she has already killed him. He is doomed from the beginning. Her love will not save him from suffering. Because the thing cradled in her arms is not a baby, it is a sacrifice: born amongst the other bleating animals whose blood will one day be spilled in the name of what demands it. the night is silent with anticipation. Mary, did you know? That your womb was also a grave?

#instant conversation enders for my multiple youth pastor cousins #don’t say it (I’m gonna say it)#The Child is The Price #but i mean come on #as someone who isn't actually even christian the real-life historical version of this is still cursed as fuck #i mean we know that jesus was a person who existed. whatever circumstances he was born in #its terrifyingly ominous to imagine being so unaware of the affect your child will have on the future of humanity #time itself will one day be counted around your birth of him #and all because he will suffer an excruciatingly painful death that you will not be able to prevent #not only that. but regardless of his or your intentions #regardless of whether there is a god #for millenea unfathomable millions will have blood spilled and will spill blood in his name #atrocities will be committed that you cannot even conceive of #and all on his and your behalf #you love your child. its beautiful. but there's horror in what you've done. because everyone else will love him too #and what's more dangerous than that?

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pinkglittergelpenink · 26 days

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you may like long hair spencer but i love him in a deeper and more complex way (/j)

#i think i should be sedated when jesus hair spencer is on screen i genuinely don’t know how to act when i see him😔#criminal minds #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #had to put my phone down multiple times when getting the photos cuz i was getting so giddy my heart felt like it was about to burst

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leo-bandito · 2 months

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something something gman tommy something something gordon in stasis. you know how it is.

#GOD TUMBLR ATE THE FUCKING QUALITY. JESUS CHRIST.#This is a lil rough lookin cos it’s uhhhh . One it’s like a month old and 2 it took me like an hour w no real thought or effort #Anyway #I Feel Normal . Im normal. It’s whatever #THIS IS BASED ON NOTHING . other than this has been haunting me. The hypotheticaaaallllllsssssss aaauuughhhhhhbhhh #hl2vrai #hlvrai #tommy coolatta #should. I tag ol gordon here ?#I dont. Know. I don’t wanna Fuck up th hl tag #whatever.#hlvrai 2 #gordon freeman #gordon feetman #hlvrai gordon #hlvrai tommy #If they do do smth w stasis it’ll fuck me up so bad cos. ONE .#that means Gordon never got to go home. fucked up. Fucked up #TWO . It’s so. AUIUHGHH. It’s one thing w like. in the hl2 canon of Gman this like. Mysterious freak fuckin around w Gordon #Where it’s just an uncaring omnipotent Guy taking you in and out of limbo as he pleases #but with like. Dr coomer specifically tryna contact Gordon and TOMMY BEING GMAN. FUCK. it’s like. Now it’s your friends.#now it’s your friends who need you and are trying to help you along. putting you into place. THERES SO MUCH MORE WEIGHT THERE #this might be me reaching but it’s like. ohhhh my god #wgatever. What the fuck ever #EDIT: SOMEONE JST POINTED THIS OUT AND THIS WASNT ON PURPOSE I SWEAR TO GOD. HES KINDA IN TH FUCKED UP VR CROUCH POSE. FUCK . FUCK

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keferon · 2 months

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Oh man….now I know how concept of spark twins works………..

Look at them. I love them

And..uh….well……fuck

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Also. Perceptor is so epic in this comic it’s . A.

#okaY #I’m reading last stand of the wreckers #aND WELL #Now I know what the hell happened with Grimlock #I mean what made him…like this…#and why is Fortress Maximus was going insane in the mtmte #jesus Christ……..#Prowl goddamn #okay okay do you remember how in mtmte Fort Max said that autobots saved him after 3 fucking years?? WELL PLOT TWIST #Wreckers found him by accident. no one…i mean NO ONE was going to rescue him from that hell #what was I talking about ah yes spark twins #spark twins is such a cool concept because the are literally can feel each other’s well.everything! And kinda see through each other’s opti #*optics.#But you know when it’s not cool? When your twin is tortured #okay ummm haha so there is these two brothers..or like..soulmates? I don’t care I love them. But I have a VERY strong feeling #that at least one of them is going to die #………update…………………….#tfp lied to me. Death of a spark twin doesn’t look like what they were showing me…………..#another update #PROWL GODDAMN #ref #I lost my sleep thanks wreckers

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ayspec · 12 days

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i hate it when people call me their friend or think that we’re friends after two seconds; even people that call me “bestie” ironically make me sick. on top of this, when i ask them to stop, everyone thinks i’m the asshole for being uncomfortable

here’s a reminder: friendship is just like any other relationship, and as such requires consent. don’t call strangers “bestie.” don’t call strangers your “friend.” it’s the same as someone you just met calling you their “boy/girlfriend” or “husband/wife.” it makes me feel sick, makes me feel like my consent doesn’t matter (because to you it doesn’t since friendship is the “lesser than” relationship), and i’d very much like you to dismantle your platonormativity and amatonormativity

#aplatonic #aplphobia #platonormativity #✨#also kinda unrelated but i saw someone calling strangers “pookie” one time and oh my god please stop #i hate people that give me nicknames/pet names especially when idk them #like jesus christ can you just address me by my name and NOT add the pet names at the end #like i know you’re talking to me you don’t need to address me with degrading names

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ziracona · 7 months

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I can’t include them all so here’s a combo of ‘came to mind first,’ ‘talked about positively most often by fans,’ and ‘stuck in my head’.

Public Apology Big Iron isn’t here. There were a lot that didn’t make the cut but that one specifically I stg I put in and only realized after posting had not. It was 100% meant to be on this list and I’ve failed us.

#fallout #fallout new vegas #fallout 4 #fallout 76 #tumblr polls #I know I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire should be here bc it was a trailer song but I don’t really like it so Heartaches by the Number #made it instead I’m sorry ✊😔#I FORGOT BIG IRON. that’s a sincere mistake I stg it was 2 on the list SHIT #why are you people so agreassive??? it’s not a ‘best fo song’ poll it’s not even a ‘favorite fo song’ poll it’s literally just a ‘pick a #song and hit a button fun time??? stop yelling in the tags about songs that aren’t there there are 12 slots on a poll I don’t control this #make your own stupid post and get rocks thrown at /you/ for only having 12 songs. also some of you can’t read ‘why isn’t X on’ IT IS!!! some #of the ones you’re complaining about are ThERE read #I’m gonna turn off reblogs and delete this maybe Jesus Christ it’s not even a competition it’s a song blunt rotation can’t you all be friend #ly about anything? Tu

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gremlin-pattie · 1 year

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losing it over amok time again.

like. ok. you tell me that vulcans need to fuck every 7 years or they will Die. alright.

then you show me spock wrestling around with jim. and somehow this cures his blood fever. but i thought you just said the only thing that can cure it is-*gunshots*

#LIKE????#i know people have been saying this for like 50 years but jesus christ #don’t WORRY mr sturgeon I SAW YOUR SUBTEXT #star trek #star trek tos #kirk/spock #spirk #amok time #pon farr #theodore sturgeon

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johhans · 1 month

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yea-baiyi · 5 months

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YALL. everyone go watch story of kunning palace i swear it’s worth it im still riding an insane high after i finished it last night.

it’s a very good solid drama for 30 episodes kinda slow burn but well written with good characters and decent plots.

and then in the last 8 episodes, the guy’s sidekick tells him “maybe you should show her how you really feel. show her the real you” and he proceeds to go batshit feral insane. which after watching her pine after and then reject the most morally upright guy ever it fucking WORKS ON HER because she is ALSO insane!!

after that it’s just 8 episodes of him being sloppy desperate for her and begging her to give him an answer while she’s just there buffering because she has to readjust her whole worldview with this news that he’s liked her all along?? she went out to meet her former crush and when she got home he sat her down and made her eat a dinner he made. that was drowning in vinegar. because if he had to drink vinegar then SO SHOULD SHE. and after she doesn’t eat much at dinner he plops down a tray of her favourite cake. that he had given her before earlier in the drama. announces that he made it with his own hands. and she’s like :0 “you made it for me even back then?? but back then we were only….” and he’s immediately like “only? only what? what were we back then? what about now? is it different now? what are we?” and she’s just like .

#story of kunning palace #宁安如梦 #spoilers in the tags #i watched this with no english subtitles and my chinese sucks so don’t judge me if i miss details #but jesus CHRIST that was a wild final act im BUZZING #they’re insane there’s blood there’s holding each others hand over a blade as it stabs someone #i’m NUTS #she wanted to die and he grabbed her and shook her and started screaming everything he could think of #tried convincing her tried threatening her tried begging #she literally had to bite him to make him let go #ALL THAT. and then a few days later she skips into his home and plans to go on a field trip with him #he asks her if stabbing him would make her feel better. and then proceeds to. make her stab him.#i just need more of them. i don’t know. goya saturn devouring his son.

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nashdoesstuff · 2 months

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they’re in love your honor

killer belongs to rahafwabas shattered!dream belongs to galacii

[pspsps @largefound-the-sequel, @justanidiotartist, any others?]

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fellowshipofthenoodles · 1 month

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Reminder to everyone that uses a sand/soil mix as substrate for their reptiles to very carefully check through as you’re mixing 😐

I don’t even know if this came from the soil or sand. I’m inclined to think soil, but I genuinely do not know.

#psa #nearly enough to make me angrily switch back to lignocel but I really don’t want to ugh #plus I don’t have any in my house rn #Jesus fuck #know what would be great? your snake being fucking gutted on their substrate

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wolfsbaneandthistle · 2 months

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Notes on food, fish, and translation errors.

Hán and Ankiusk are good friends, but during the time that they’re getting their medical certifications they’re both still learning the Galactic Standardized language. That combined with Ankiusk’s lack of a jaw to make the click (!) letter, there are a lot of communication issues.

And I mean… what do you call an alien animal in an alien language so that a third alien can relate it to yet another alien animal. Language may be evil but comparative xenobiology is even more so.

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bypatia · 2 months

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save me public transport system, good public transport system, public transport system save me

#🫐.txt #I WANT TRAMS #AND BUSES #WITH DISABILITY ACCESS #AND SITTABLE STOPS #AND A PHYSICAL CHART + AN APP THAT SHOWS ARRIVAL TIMES #I WANT PUBLIC TRANSPORT I DONT WANT TO DRIVE #I WANT PUBLIC TRANSPORT I DONT WANT TRAFFIC #I WANT PUBLIC TRANSPORT I WANT CLEANER AIR AND BETTER REACH AND A WELFARE ECONOMY JESUS FUCK #solarpunk #I guess #I don’t know what else to tag this with

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codychristiantreasures · 3 months

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#cody christian #what the actual fuck #jesus fucking fuck #💦💦💦💦#I don’t even know what to say #like I’m speechless rn #and I can’t breathe right #theo raeken #teen wolf #asher adams #all american #cw all american #mike montgomery #pll #codychristianedit #cody christian edit #lil update

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tinycowboybro · 4 months

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me when the slippers the other caretaker gave Day had the toes exposed and it defeats the whole purpose of the slippers because Mhok gave Day the fish slippers so he could protect himself from stubbing his toe on the corner and it just shows how much detail Mhok took into consideration with Day, and of course the new caretaker didn’t have malicious intent but it shows how no one could ever be the same in that regard as Mhok because Mhok Loves Day and put that love into everything he did to care for him

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