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snapyobbg · 4 months
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💥
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katsukiizmoon · 11 months
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*whimpers*
Katsuki being one of those men with an elaborate shower routine. He applies hair oils once or twice a week. His body wash is coconut and caramel.
Katsuki uses an body net or body scrubber and a sugar scrub weekly. He’s got a stupid fuckin towel warmer and wears a goddamn shower cap in between wash days.
At first he thought it was stupid but his mama told him to wash his ass and exfoliate or he’d never be the best. And then next thing he knows you’re coming into his life.
You gasp when his skincare is a face wash and maybe moisturizer. The next time you’re in his apartment you spend time in his luxurious bathroom lining up different products and leaving sticky notes on his mirror.
His skin actually glows now, it’s so moisturized and plump. You’ve even convinced him to go get facials with you next week, and manipedis. Something about manicured hands being the sexiest thing in the world. He’s already picked out your nails for you after spending an hour browsing through Pinterest inspo.
And when you shower at his place you leave smelling like caramel and coconut!! He notices a little bit of his body scrub is gone and makes mental note to get a few more options for you. The both of you shower together here and there and you make sure to massage his muscles with soap.
N afterwards you’re rubbing Shea butter all over his back and chest. Katsuki massages it into your thighs and lower back, working out your tight muscles and after you just kind of lay there in the AC.
I just- he hhhnnghh idunnowhattodohndnhshzhnnnghh
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supercorp-land · 11 months
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It physically pains me to watch the “office overflowing with flowers” scene. like what in the gay shenanigans simpest simp was that?
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Sighhh
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walnutmistjamie · 6 months
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Fuuuuuuck.
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lottiemilfews · 6 months
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simone kessell as lottie matthews in yellowjackets - 2.09 storytelling
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shmobugsbrainrot · 8 days
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I am their favorite sacrificial lamb
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amedetoiles · 3 months
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listen i was all ready to rank dfqc’s father as worst father of the year right up there with jiang fengmian and now what am i supposed to do with this knowledge that he actually loved his son and played kick ball and gave him hUGS?? that in order to save their people it seems, he had to make dfqc powerful enough even if it meant dfqc would have no emotional connection that’ll prevent him from killing his father to ascend the throne. that dfqc might still love his father and their people even if he doesn’t understand what that means anymore. and their tribe? loves him too????? enough to be angry that he unintentionally abandoned them??? LET ME LIVE
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nadilu · 22 days
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This is literally impossible for me..
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bingobongobonko · 1 year
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the reason we're always having issues at the mech hangar is because time and time again we keep doing illegal shit and getting caught and frankly it's become normalized around here
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mrllunart · 8 months
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So glad that everyone else in the owari no seraph fandom is also in shambles over the last chapter 💀 What sort of crack is the author putting into their cereal every morning?!?
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amygdalae · 5 months
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Were down a person at work today so it's just two of us 🙃 🙂 😕 😐 oh noooo
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dagmartoons · 1 year
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man ichirou okouchi sure does love his gay breakups huh
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destielgaysex · 3 months
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The funniest thing to me is Dean's utter hypocrisy when it comes to Cas. Cas is the truest exception to the rule Dean has ever had.
He says 'pErsOnAl SpaCE' and then proceeds to fling himself in Cas' direction every opportunity he gets, and practically sit on his lap whenever he sees fit.
He says 'I don't beg' but screws his eyes shut and clamps his hands together, and gets down on his old creaky knees whenever he needs Cas.
He says 'No chickflick moments' yet spends 75% of his time around Castiel engrossed in deep conversations about his thoughts and feelings. He's the first one to force Cas to talk if he so much as sighs.
He says 'I don't swing that way' and then flirts with Cas hard enough to break a hip.
In short, Cas is everything that John trained Dean to hate. He's a non-human, gay male-presenting little weirdo, and Dean fell for him so hard it's embarrassing.
You made him a mix-tape, Dean. Come on.
i knew this. like i know this about dean and cas. but reading this makes me feel fuzzy and i started to crawl on the floor. is anyone else experiencing these symptoms
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pierrots-ossuary · 5 months
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You would do anything to destroy the body that they rescued
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csphire · 6 months
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Oof... that look.
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Astarion wearing Dammon's face is positively sinful.
Wanna smooch his face too?
The mod is right -> here.
And here is another that makes it easy for romance scenes!
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wowitsverycool · 8 days
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heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy soooooo i just tried to use the dagger on my family members haha. so uuuhhhhhh haha. yeah! yeah. ocd siffrin real. i get it, guys. i really get it it. i get it now.
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