#keep it in your pants

[vroom-vrooms]

Formula one drivers have no shame because literally can you calm the FUCK down and try not to declare your undying love or your unmatched desire for your fellow driver every time you two are relatively near each other??

#I don’t think they can #they’re too gay #this is such a homosexual sport #formula 1 #f1 #formula one #Lestappen #it’s my main inspo for this #Carlando #landoscar #maxiel #Yukierre #ALL OF THEM #keep it in your pants

[castiel-slays]

New drinking game:

Take a shot every time Dean looks at Castiel’s lips whenever they’re supposed to be having a “serious conversation”.

#spnfandom #supernatural #castiel #spn #spnfamliy #dean winchester #castiel winchester #destiel #destiel is real #i mean come on #keep it in your pants #focus dumbass #dean and cas #deancas #dean x castiel #and then i love how cas #could give less of a shit

[take-it-on-the-run]

Sam has a thing for monsters I stg. Ruby? Demon. Madison? Werewolf. Amy? Kitsune. AND having vision of him and Lilith.

#sam winchester #bobby singer #dean winchester #supernatural #castiel #spn #ruby spn #sam winchester has a thing for monsters #like good lord man #keep it in your pants #lilith spn

[evilhorse]

Keep it in your pants, kid. It’s creepy.

#wildc.a.t.s #grifter #cole hauser #robin #damian wayne #keep it in your pants #creepy #multiverse #matthew rosenberg #Danny Kim #michele bandini #dc comics #comics #2020s comics #wildstorm

[swallowtailcherry]

Um-

How did he get from threatening me to saying that-

#like bro chill #keep it in your pants #ror loki #record of ragnarok

[xx-alice-in-wonderland-xx]

I just found out my friend has 13 siblings…

#What the hell #keep it in your pants #😭 #wtf #thats a lot #i have 3 and I can’t manage with them #Lol

[blueraineshadows]

Sunny Saturday and day drinking in the garden = the fic I am writing going off on a very naughty tangent.

Note to self: calm the feck down! 🥵😂

#think of the plot #keep it in your pants #these hogwarts boys will be the end of me

[bigassbowlingballhead]

people have got to stop telling Bela to make herself memorable.

she’s just going straight to sex.

#like i get it that's the show #but CHRIST BELA #keep it in your pants #YOU'RE FUNNY WITHOUT HAVING TO FUCK HIM #the sex lives of college girls #tslocg

[shit-sorry-fuck-mybad]

THAT LOOK?! Aziraphale was ready to risk it all

#dude #my man #my love my heart #keep it in your pants #good omens #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 #good omens 2 spoilers #spoilers

[texaschainsawmascara]

erectile dysfunction is soooo funny actually

#keep it in your pants

[captainpear]

I'm thankful for Tumblr as a Reddit refugee. It's helped so much with me losing my main source of online content that I used for six years.

However, y'all are some kinky fucks. I always knew the joke of "On Tumblr every ship is cannon" but oh my goodness. I've seen too many intimately drawn eyes on my timeline.

I spend most of my day staring at my phone just like

but please, never ever stop posting it

#i was not prepared #sonic the hedgehog #keep it in your pants #reddit migration

[once-upon-a-womens-soccer]

Started watching A league of their own (2022) and jesus christ, every interaction D'Arcy Carden has with Abbi Jacobson is so homoerotic 🥵

#like damn girl #keep it in your pants #though I'm not complaining #sheesh #only 20 minutes in and i love this already #a league of their own #darcy carden #abbi jacobson

[joeyisourranger]

“bo horvat showing a little bit of his dipsy doodle”

#keep it in your pants #isles lb

[idten-t]

#persona 5 #vtuber #vtuber uprising #virtual youtuber #science team #Keep it in your pants #You wonderful degenerates #video post #dank memes

[bananasuspenders]

dreaming homophobic dreams tonight it seems

#KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS #or at least the ocean #you know who you are

[krystaln78]

The girl was taught “Good touch and Bad touch” but the boy wasn’t taught “Don’t touch”.

#Our sad reality #teach your sons #sexism #male entitlement #good touch bad touch #dont touch me #keep it in your pants