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shiftythrifting · 7 months

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1. Threat shirt

2. Bear lamp that looks like he's huffing paint

3. Kenny G Keeping It Saxy board game??

4. Scary Peter Pan doll (I guess?)

5. I'm with creepy

6. Deadpool shirt

7.uhhhhhhhhh... monke.

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #games #shirts #creepy af #kenny g #bears #deadpool #apes #guns

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ink3dinich0r · 7 months

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I love the random elf gene going on in Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure. Completely unexplained but they’ll just show up like everyone else and no one questions it. I need more of them.

🤨Araki…Joestar with elf ears when??

I’m going to give my jjba oc a friend with these ears; her name will be coco heeheheh

#jjba #jules text #mikitaka hazekura #kenny g #corrupt lawyer #stone ocean #stardust crusaders #diamond is unbreakable

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beyourselfchulanmaria · 7 months

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🏮HAPPY MOON FESTIVAL 🌕 中秋節快樂HAPPY MID-AUTUMN FESTIVAL🏮

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🌕 中秋節快樂 🏮 Happy Moon Festival 🥂

#月亮代表我的心 #the moon represents my heart #happy moon festival #thank you 🙏#libera #kenny g #鄧麗君 teresa teng #moon cakes 😋#chinese culture #吃月餅 #中國文化

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beebascloset · 2 years

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the holy trinity of people who look like dan avidan but are not dan avidan

#dan avidan #game grumps #ninja sex party #nsp #kenny g #joseph quinn #eddie munson #weird al #weird al yankovic

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witcheswidowwalk · 7 months

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You're at a jazz concert. They are playing their final song when one of the trumpets starts to give on last deliciously hairy solo, but you notice some thing , the rhythm he's playing "... ___ ..." you have vague memories of being in scouts as a child you know this is -

" S O S he's calling for help! "

Someone else in the crowd blurts before your mind is full wrapped around it.

You can see now the soloist is chained to the stage.

The director aggressivly shifts his conducting and the band begins playing some Scooby Doo chase ass music, and the conductor runs.

Some people In the crowd start after him, but your eyes are fixed on the stage. You see all of the musicians are chained, except for one.

Kenny G is just there for the love of jazz.

#shitpost #shitposting #jazz #kenny g #this is what happens when I get stuck in traffic #short story

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jjba-smash-or-pass · 4 months

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#he shows up for like a few seconds. I don't know him well enough. pass #kenny g #stardust crusaders #jojo's bizarre adventure

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lolosjojoscomics · 2 years

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#jjba #stardust crusaders ova #hol horse #enya the hag #kenny g #nukesaku #lolo original art

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thediaryofacollegenerd · 7 months

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@cordablue

#ryan gosling #kenny g #saxophone #smooth jazz

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giveamadeuschohisownmovie · 2 months

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timurs-things · 1 year

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Alternate ending for stardust

#jojo's bizarre adventure #stardust crusaders #joseph joestar #muhammad avdol #dio brando #vanilla ice #kenny g #nukesaku

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tomboyjessie13 · 16 days

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Botanical Garden, DIO's Mansion

Late-August, Tuesday 1988

Medea and T. D'Arby were tending to the mansion's garden on the second floor, with the latter watering the flowers while the former was picking out fresh baby tomatoes.

Medea: *Picking out the little vegetables* These tomatoes are growing in very nicely; think of all the sandwiches and salads I can make with these.

T. D'Arby: Check to see if the fruit is ready.

Medea: *Checks out the small trees* Oh! The guavas and pomegranates are! *Starts harvesting them*

T. D'Arby: Anymore on vegetables?

Medea: *Looks over and sees them* Hm, the last batch of red onions are, but I give the cucumbers just a few more days, they're not ripe yet.

Steely Dan: *Leaning at the door, smirk* No, but I know a cute Irish girl who is~

Medea: *Startled* Ah! *Irritated* Oh, it's you.

T. D'Arby: *Irritated as well* Hello, Master Dan, to what do we owe the pleasure to?

Steely Dan: Nothing much, sweetheart, just here to pick up my paycheck for the recent hit Lord DIO made.

Medea: *Flatly* Let me guess: It's someone he isn't having the hots for, I take it?

T. D'Arby: *Confused* ????

Steely Dan: *Confused as well* What? No, the guy I targeted was a subordinate who secretly stole the money that was supposed to go to him, *Smug* Lord DIO caught on and summoned yours truly to give him a slow but silent kill for his betrayal. >:-)

Medea: *Sarcastically* Gee that sounds impressive~

T. D'Arby: I'm afraid our Lord's a little busy *Stops for a bit*... "dealing with one of his favorites" at the moment, you're just going to have to wait or come back later.

Steely Dan: *Roll eyes* Pffft, whatever... *glances at Medea, smugly* But as long as I'm here~

Medea: *Caught on* Don't even-

Steely Dan: *Pins her against the wall with one arm* So how's it hanging, cutie?

Medea: *Disgusted* Alright I guess and stop calling me "cutie".

Steely Dan: Y'know I have a lot of free time now that I've finished my hit, how about you and I have a date this weekend?

Medea: *Angry* Go hIfreann leat a shlíomadóir lofa!*

Steely Dan: Oooh, this kitty's got fangs~ *[Atum] grabs his nose by the nostrils* OW!

T. D'Arby: *Pulls him back* Ok that's enough, Romeo, let us do our jobs.

Medea: Thank you. -_-*

Steely Dan: *Pushes [Atum] off* Ok, ok, I'm going. *Leaves the garden* Asshole.

Medea: *Walks to him* How much you're willing to put that jerk's soul into a doll, D'Arby?

T. D'Arby: *Disgusted* Oh please, having his soul in my collection would be an absolute eyesore.

Medea: *Nodding* Mmhmmm~

15 Minutes later

Medea and T. D'Arby leave the room with baskets of fruit and vegetables

T. D'Arby: Hey, Miss King, I must ask something:

Medea: Sure, what?

T. D'Arby: What's that behavior earlier? The whole "getting salty over Lord DIO" thing.

Medea: ........... *Sad* Oh... that. *Rubs her neck* This is going to sound stupid, but lately Lord DIO's been more preoccupied with his lovers than me...

T. D'Arby: ................. And how's that a problem? I thought you didn't want to be with him.

Medea: That's the thing, dude, I don't want to be with him nor be in the same room as him, and I understand that he needs blood. But for some reason I get angry and sad whenever I see him getting intimate with other people, food or not.

T. D'Arby: *Smug* Ohhh now I get it, you're becoming jealous.

Medea: What!? I'm not jealous! ([Atum]: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!)

T. D'Arby: Oh, but you are, you're so hung up on your ex-boyfriend cheating on you that you're now taking it out on Lord DIO for having his own love affairs.

Medea: *Turns away from him, being dismissive* Hmpf! That's ridiculous, I don't give a shit about who Lord DIO's seeing in his free time! ([Atum]: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!) And quit using your Stand to read my mind!

T. D'Arby: *Shrugs* Okaaaaay~ *Walks away* But don't say I didn't warn you~

Medea: *Grumbles* ............... *Looks upstairs* ...... *Goes upstairs*

Third floor stairs

Medea slowly walks up the stairs, there she sees Vanilla Ice sitting at the top, looking very angry.

Vanilla Ice: *Angry* ....................

Medea: What's with you, man?

Vanilla Ice: What did you think? Lord DIO is in the room with "those two sluts" instead of me.

Medea: *Eye twitching* So what? Doesn't he usually have a three way sometimes?

Vanilla Ice: It's not just some ordinary affair, it's with Eris Raitt and Steely Dan!

Medea: *Stunned* .....Wait what!?

Vanilla Ice: I'm not kidding, they're in there with him.

Medea: Hold on! *Summons [Flogging Molly] to use their hands as x-ray vision* .......

Inside the room, she can see that DIO is standing up straight wrapped in a blanket and talking normally with Steely Dan who is still fully dressed. Meanwhile, Eris was laying on her stomach, wearing nothing but some sheets and looking bored, like she's waiting for the conversation to get done.

Medea: *Seeing this, while irritated that Vanilla Ice overreacted regarding Steely Dan being in there, she mostly felt her blood boiling over Eris of all people being in the room with DIO*.......*in her mind* Eris is in there!? I knew DIO was seeing someone, but HER!? He's tossing me aside for that obsessive bitch!? What does he even see in her!? *Outwardly, she angrily sits by Vanilla Ice, pouting in a similar fashion as him* Well let's just see how Lord DIO likes it when I do what he does. >:-(

A few minutes later

Steely Dan: *Walks out of the room, stuffing his paycheck into his shirt* A pleasure doing business with ya, boss~

DIO: *In the room* The feeling's mutual, Dan, now go and enjoy your time off~ *Shuts the door*

Steely Dan: *Sees Medea at the stairs* Oh, well this is a pleasant surprise, *flirty* couldn't get me out of your mind, babe?

Medea: *Stands up from the steps* Dan, we need to talk...alone. *Grabs his shirt sleeve and drags him down the stairs*

Steely Dan: Whoa! Careful with the pulling!

Vanilla Ice: *Confused* ????

Study Room

Medea: *Pulls him inside and shuts the door*

Steely Dan: What's with you anyway?

Medea: Sorry, it's just I didn't want to say this in front of Vanilla Ice..... I...I ch-changed my mind.

Steely Dan: *Curious*... About what?

Medea: .....*Deep sigh* About the date.

Steely Dan: *Stunned* !?!?!?..........Wha-what the... *cleans his ear with his forefinger* Am I hearing that right? YOU, want a date?

Medea: ..... Yes.

Steely Dan: Are you pulling my leg right now?

Medea: *Stuttering* N-no, it's just... I decided to give it a try, see where this goes.

Steely Dan: *Blinks a few times in surprise* ..................... *Smirks* Well well well, it's about time you see my wort-

Medea: *Hand up* Don't push it, buddy. I just wanna see how this plays out, that's all.

Steely Dan: *Shrugs* Eh, fair enough, can't be rushing things. So how about this weekend? Say Friday at 6 PM?

Medea: Make it Thursday, a lot of places in Cairo close on Friday's.

Steely Dan: Even better >;-)

Medea: So, I guess it's a date then, huh?

Steely Dan: Ya betcha, *walks out of the room* see ya in two days, cutie~

Medea: *Awkward* Byeeeeeee~....

Steely Dan: *Closes the door* ....*Fists bumps the air* YES! *Walks away proudly*

Medea: *Leaning against the wall, feeling instant regret* ..........Cac naofa, what have I done?........... I know you're hiding somewhere D'Arby, you can come out now.

T. D'Arby: *Slowly coming out of the wall with Kenny G, smirking at her* Peek-a-boo~

Kenny G: I'l leave you two be. *Goes back into the wall*

T. D'Arby: So, King, you believe me now?

Medea: Ok, I admit it, I got jealous and agreed to date Dan just to spite Lord DIO.

T. D'Arby: *Sarcastically claps* Oh bravo, you finally admitted your true feelings~ Shall we celebrate with some champagne?

Medea: Shut it, Trent.

- End

*Irish Gaelic translation: To hell with you, you rotten bastard!

#jojo's bizarre adventure #drabble #jojo oc #oc #telence t. d'arby #steely dan #steely dan jojo #vanilla ice #vanilla ice jojo #kenny g #kenny g jojo #dio brando

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skeletalscallybones · 3 months

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"Ho ho ho! The Crusaders are already divided...and they don't even know where I am. I'm gonna get the recognition I deserve!" "Where & who the hell are you!?" "I'm... (Appears from behind a pillar & lands to the ground) The user of the stand of illusions, Tenore Sax. You CLOWNS want to kill my VAMPIRE DAD, huh!? And - STILL picturing you guys as CLOWNS - Want to save one of your loved ones from a nasty stand sickness, huh!? Don't try to deny it either...! We both know you value this woman's LIFE! It'd be cruel of ya to wait out the 50 days to watch her croak! But, I, LANNCY S, won't let you achieve your goal & end my Dad's life! And I've got a flawless two step plan to ensure it. Step one. You get lost in my stand's never ending maze. Step two. You collapse from going through endless hallways & up endless stairs!" "Heh, sounds like a cool stand power kid." "R-really...even if I don't have any other abilities other then illusions?" "Nah just kidding, your stand sucks ass...that Sun guy had a much cooler stand than yours and we don't even know his name!" (Battle start)

#deltarune #jjba #lancer #kenny g

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beyourselfchulanmaria · 7 months

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