#kinda crack kinda serious

[archer973]

Leia: Are you my real dad?

Obi-Wan: Technically no, but your father and I were so in love that we're still obsessed with each other ten years later, so... maybe a little? 🤷

#star wars #kenobi #kenobi spoilers #obikin #kinda crack kinda serious #cuz let's be real here obi wan would have been dad number two raising those kids

[the-solitary-child]

k2. the things you could have done.

you had just gotten gotten into hudol, and sure it was no adventuring academy but you worked hard to get in. did you stay up (partly because you have never been able to take a long rest) to study for that entrance exam? did kristen put her hands on you shoulders, casting bless on you as a gentle reassurase that you were going to do great on the exam, and you did. you got in. a clone in a prestigious college full of wizards and sorcerers, a cleric surrounded by nothing religious. did you start feeling homesick already, knowing you were going to be gone from your creator, from the reason you exist and her friends?

you started making friends of your own, forging your own identity as you did. then you started feeling sick and you thought “shit i might be pregnant.” every test you try and take comes out positive, and despite the anxiety and uncertainty of the future you go to a party because your possible baby daddy might be there aswell as all of his friends. you go and be supportive, the boat gets rocked and takes to the skies, and you climb up on deck, watching the corrupted cloud form of your goddess. you watch your source of origin struggle to make a connection, struggle to save you all..so you step forward.

“blimey”

the word falls on deaf ears, and you pull your shoulders back in confidence. you can do this.

“did you not hear me? i said BLIMEY.”

you are destroyed. the possibilities of your future destroyed, but you saved them. your friends…but were they really your friends.

rip k2.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #fantasy high junior year #d20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #kristen applebees #straight kristen #straight british kristen #d20 k2 #k2 #crack post #but also kinda serious #i will miss you k2

[cyberpunkaddict]

2077. Fight fire with fire.

Later...

"You flatter me."

ship: ice on fire

#cyberpunkaddict.png #oc: hazel jolea #oc: villiam bryant #ship: ice on fire #cyberpunk 2077 #female v #fem v friday #virtual photography #cyberpunk 2077 photomode #cyberpunk 2077 screenshots #cyberpunk 2077 oc #fem v #gamingnetwork #femv #cyberpunk v #cyberpunk #videogamewomen #dailyvideogames #cyberpunk 2077 v #dailygaming #storytime #sooo i made a ship name for my ocs but theyre not officially dating until way later but whateverrr #and yes Villiam does date Songbird for a few years until something tragic happened #he was supposed to be with her forever but life sucks sometimes #and Vill and Jolea have been friends since childhood so it kinda just developed naturally u know #and what is the story behind the ship name u ask #Vill is very serious and follows the law blah blah blah and Jolea is pretty much the opposite lol #shes the only person that gets under his skin and makes him crack and loosen up and they make each other better people aww #happy Friyay! #q

[bambeebirdie]

There are two things involving Shockwave and Elita-1 I’d really love to see in a transformers series (they are not compatible):

1. Them being absolutely enemies. Elita and Shockwave hate each other. They got like 4 billion years of extra war between them and they cannot stand even the sight of one another. Optimus and Megatron wish they hated each other as much as Shockwave and Elita do. They should get to be silly, terrible rivals at least once, please <3

2. Shockwave and Elita-1 ending the war on Cybertron and for a more crack version of this getting together too. Genuinely I’d be so into a series where like Optimus and Megatron establish communication back with Cybertron and the war is just over. Even funnier the war is over and their respective romantic partners are now married

#I’m like so sorry if this isn’t coherent I’m a bit eepy #shockwave has gotta be one of my favorite transformers and I always shock people when they learn I’m not much of a wavewave fan #like soundwave and shockwave are a great concept. the fan work is neat. I’m just much more into shockwave/Megatron #and recently the utter crack that is Elita/Shockwave #i am kinda into Elita/Optimus. blame a pal of mine. I just think they’re kinda neat and kinda cute #Optimus/Megatron coming back to Cybertron only to see that the war is over and Elita/SW are now married: ‘What happened!?!?’ #shockwave/Elita: ‘… in our defense you were gone a long time’ #i have like such a terrible mix of crack and very serious ideas for both versions in this post #i may or may not write something for both of these but I’m so bad at finishing content so no promises 😅 #just for the sake of adding more to the terrible enemies idea #Elita: ‘the most terrible man in this war…’ Bee: ‘Megatr-‘ Elita: ’Shockwave’ #shockwave: ‘no one understands my intense rivalry with Elita-1’ Starscream: ‘who?’ #transformers #gen1 transformers #elita one #shockwave #do these two even have a ship tag??? i doubt it #shockwave x elita #idk #optimus prime #megatron #Honestly tho I just wish they could interact like at all #There’s so much potential with them being the ones left behind on Cybertron but no one wants to talk about it

[kindaorangey]

im a firm egg pilgrim believer and also that if scollace were to ever be a thing they would Never be endgame. which works out pretty nicely

#scott pilgrim #thunder rambles #the timeline is ramona is trans woman and after months of being with her scott starts to question his own identity #less like 'what if im trans' or 'what if im bi' and more just 'what if i could be queer in literally any way' #which hasnt occurred to him in any conceivable way #and he experiements with ramona and then they decide to have an open relationship and maybe #maybe! #during this time scott hooks up with wallace #and maybe theyve kissed once or twice while drunk before this in college but w/e #and they have a thing for a month or two and its nice but not all that serious and actually it does more to bring scott and wallace together #as friends #than it does anything else #because scott is gradually more and more open about the way hes been questioning #and also in general because this is post-canon scott is a better person in general and sure wallace was awre of this theoretically #but now hes seeing it firsthand and they become the closest and most genuinely friends theyve been in ages #and then they kinda stop hooking up and then a while later scott's egg cracks #and its like the umbrella academy car meme. what if ur egg was slowly cracking and the overlap between ur experimentation #with ur identity and the egg fully cracking finally allowed u to mess around with ur cool gay roommate #for a limited period of time before your identities no longer line up for that anymore #anyway yea also ramona realises shes kinda nonbinary and has a sort of transgender 2: electric boogaloo moment #gives all her leftover estrogen to scott😭😭or something

[galactic-one]

Thinking of an au where Luke survives but ends up on a deserted island or something and he eventually manages to escape and swears revenge on Aemond for killing Arrax/almost killing him (maybe claims another dragon while he’s at it). Meanwhile Aemond has been spiraling, wracked with guilt over Lucerys’ death and has been seeing/hearing what he thinks is Luke’s ghost, or maybe that it’s just his mind playing tricks on him. Either way it freaks him out at first but it becomes somewhat normal to him after a while. All of this to say I think it would be funny if Luke came clawing his way back from the jaws of death and sneaks into wherever Aemond’s staying to kill him and is anticipating this super dramatic reunion but Aemond just walks in and glances right at Luke and is just like, *sigh* what has Luke’s ghost/the manifestation of my grief and guilt come to taunt me about now? Just another Tuesday and is just casually talking to Luke like this is normal and he does NOT know how to respond.

#lucemond #hotd #my ideas #this is crack but also kinda serious?? #luke came there to kill him but ends up playing ghost therapist to his unhinged uncle

[patchwork-crow-writes]

Crack theory time!

So, Ralsei has significantly changed his appearance twice - first from a hooded figure with no features to speak of, to a cute ball of fluff hiding beneath the shadow of his hat, and then into an uncanny dead ringer for Asriel. This is presented by the game as him coming into his own, discarding his layers so he can be more authentically himself with his new friends. But isn't it interesting that he has to borrow the appearance of a well-loved boss monster to do it? And that even after he's gone through these changes, he still doesn't really know what being "Ralsei-like" even is?

Thing is, I think the opposite is actually happening - in assuming a form that he believes Kris and Susie (and us players!) might be better able to connect to, he's actually losing aspects of himself as he changes, becoming more in line with what he believes his friends want him to be, rather than what might be more truthful to himself.

And I doubt he's done, either; I think he has a few more appearances/transformations in store for us. In fact, I believe that at one point he might appear in the form of a human - perhaps in the mistaken belief that it might make Kris actually like him, but only serving to further alienate them.

And what shall remain, when he runs out of forms, when he sheds more and more aspects of his intrinsic self in an attempt to emulate the beings he so adores? Will there even be anything left by the end of it - anything you could recognise as a person or even a consciousness? What can possibly remain except for a yearning living emptiness that desires to be real, to be held and loved instead of feared and reviled?

...When the final mask falls from his face... who will Ralsei truly become?

#rambling #deltarune #Ralsei #theory #analysis #crack #but also kinda semi-serious? #I dunno there could be something here #If anyone wants to sift through the scraps here XD

[hearts401]

i need ia duo name for ellis and evan bc. i wanna do more with them. they r my favorite boys......

#also bc its one thing to have cassidy and gregory #who will explicitly go against michael #and then ellis #who seems more like the kind of person to focus on cheering evan up over dealing with his home life at all #and like. im wording this terribly #while gregory would want to get involved in evans life (and typically have to hold back from doing so for his sake) #ellis would rather not i think #i mean you can see how he avoided serious topics with tony and preferred to joke around #hes the kinda guy to crack jokes with you when you're crying to make you laugh and feel better #tzu rambles #sorry for rambling in tags im. thinking thoughts

[keepoffthetardis]

did i already tell you guys that my crack theory for only murders season 3 is that they murder on the orient express-d ben glenroy

#it’s crack in that it’s not serious because i can’t find any supporting evidence for it #but also i think it would be fun if it were #kinda silly and maybe not that narratively satisfying #but maybe just a little fun #only murders in the building #omitb spoilers

[eggyolkperona3000]

Unfinished Drabble: Putting Leona’s hair in your mouth

You and Leona were just laying in bed chilling when an idea popped into your head, ‘eat Leona’s hair’ the idea said. And so, you began your last minute plan. Slowly but surely, your hand moved towards Leona’s head. You simply started off with patting his head as to not raise any suspicions, Leona sighs. For your next step, you began to twirl his hair in fingers, Leona still seeming to enjoy this (little does he know). ‘I think it’s time to kick this plan up a notch’ you plotted in your head. Slowly you leaned down and began to kiss his locks, Leona’s face slightly contorting in confusion. As he began to become more used to your kisses on his hair, that’s when- *CHOMP*! Leona’s eyes widened as he quickly whipped his head around; “Herbivore-“ he was rendered just about speechless.

You slowly began to move the piece of hair out of your mouth, all the while you stared directly into Leona’s eyes like the menace you were. You two just kinda stared at each other for a while until you finally spoke up. “Sorry.” you said, eyes slowly cocking to the side as you try to avoid Leona’s direct gaze.

#unfinished #drabble #leona kingscholar #twisted wonderland #twst #crack post #not serious #kinda bad #x reader #leona x reader

[unorcadox]

ik it’s my fault for making the edits, but i really dislike when ppl are like joking or funny on ones that are like extremely personal to me.

#not edits #like there's several on here about some pretty graphic traumas or near death experiences and ppl like cracking jokes #on the more serious posts. and idk it's kinda disheartening but also that's just how art goes huh

[noctuafought]

"well, if you pay attention, you'd see that miss barbie roberts is actually an assassin, and here's my evidence," he opens a thick notebook filled with writing and pictures.

#open. #★ мy ιɴѕιdeѕ αre copper && ι'd ĸιll тo мαĸe тнeм ɢold. ❞ in character. #kinda crack but lowkey v serious from diluc's pov #based off a disco convo #diluc is a barbie stan & is in his barbie era #indulge him if you will 🩷

[fireandspiceland]

in regards to this post by @alifeasvivid

@luciality you’re a genius.

a/n: I wrote this in like 15mins on my phone while half asleep so don’t expect it to be like.. good.

Alfred twirls his hair while reading stuff for work and taking notes. Just out of habit, no deeper intention. But it feels good. It’s how he keeps his hand busy and himself focused.

But then he tugs a little and it feels really good and his breath hitches. He does it again and squirms in his seat and unconsciously breaks the pen in his hand because fuck how did that feel so good.

The pen is quickly forgotten, the remains rolling around the desk while he twirls a particular strand of his hair again. Wraps it tightly around his fingers and moans a lowly when the mix of sharp pain and burning pleasure this evokes goes straight to his groin.

The foreplay he had unintentionally teased himself with for the last hour crashed down on him all at once like a scorching wave swallowing him whole. With his free hand he fumbles his belt, his jeans open. Doesn’t matter if a button comes off or the waistband of his briefs stretches beyond repair. All that matters is to give his throbbing erection more room or it will burst (or at least that’s what he would swear was about to happen if anyone ever asked).

Another tug on the hair tightly curled around his fingers and his cock jerks in his hand. With his head hanging low he watches the precum gather at the glistening tip while he teases he slightly frayed ends of his hair strand between two fingers.

He strokes himself once, slicks himself up with his own wetness before the pearlescent liquid can be wasted dripping down to the floor.

“What the.. hell..”

Another experimental little stroke of the ahoge between his calloused fingers makes Alfred’s body jerk into a thrust into his own hand. How is he only discovering this incredibly sensitive spot of his body now? A question for another time, he decides.

Alfred keeps twirling and twisting, pulling and stroking the inconspicuous lock of hair. His cock jerks and twitches in the palm of his hand with every new stimuli induced by his relentless ministrations. He doesn’t close his fist to pump himself, not willing to let any other touches overshadow the insane pleasure this one particular spot on his head grants.

His climax hits Alfred hard and sudden. With the force he tugs on his hair a last time it’s a wonder he doesn’t rip it out clean.

For a moment Alfred stays still. Grimaces as he studies the generous mess of the orgasm he mostly caught in his hand. Sighs when he notices a speck of his cum on the carpeted floor. Pants and gasps and hisses as he untangles the hair from his fingers.

The spot was still sensitive at the roots, making Alfred shudder when he tried to smooth his now sweat-damp hair back. With no success.

He found a tissue, did the minimum of cleanup and made himself presentable again (at least in regards to any genitals shamelessly uncovered), then quietly settled back to work.

It didn’t take long for the hand his head was propped up with, to once again find a piece of hair to twirl around a strong finger.

#I didn’t know how to end this so it’s just. it ends where it’s over. #aph america #hws america #hetalia america #hetalia #riva.fanfic #riva.txt #this is kinda crack but also written more serious than I expected myself actually

[dexaroth]

hi

#i came across his old ref and turns out the clothes i have envisioned for him here are the same as in the old ref. classic #these past days ive just been staring at that concept ref i posted earlier bc i wanna Have His Ref Drawn but i dont wanna draw his ref. eug #i also kinda funnily enough.. hm how do i explain this #im happy with how i made him meaty n stuff as a literal fur coat and id love to render/paint those parts so much #but hes more on the human part of the anthro spectrum and doesnt really.. not wear clothes usually. #best i can imagine is him wearing just bottom half clothing but i associate that with those stereotypical hyper muscular men that i hate #i guess its gonna be more of a 'he looks like this underneath. super cool eh? he just doesnt show it :)' kinda thing #since he has kind of a more serious personality.. in my mind him without clothes looks silly. wyd my guy #maybe ill ask him to crack my head open and figure out why i manage to come up with these annoying details. yes thatll do #besides the design i dont really know how to flesh him out. genuinely. no pun intended #the only things i know for certain is that he's daron's dad and he's a slasher guy. thats it #its tied to me struggling with what direction i wanna take the custom species with biology and psychology. its so complicated #wips

[hershelwidget]

I drew something for TBoCI for the first time in what feels like forever even though it’s only been a month

Something something AU where instead of sending each kid to the Magical Islands FT keeps all them with him and Perry as well so they ALL end up on Cold Island pre-collapse… Alternatively here’s four canon characters and two fanmade characters, guess whos who (all of that was sarcasm)

In other words I decided I will starting this over from the ground-up. It’s been over a year and my motivation is finally, FINALLY back. I will be keeping all of the current stuff on @theballadofcoldisland but that ask blog is officially shut down and is now just an archive.

Instead of being one long and strange story that only focuses on characters that honestly have nothing to do with the title, I will split TBoCI into several smaller stories that give a MUCH better insight on the motivations, groups, and the like. I will inevitably share the original files, drafts, and ideas.

This is the part where I get somewhat emotional and sincere apologies in advance to plushii, who I might mention in there. All good things, my friend. All good things.

I think this is the best course of action. There are a lot of characters in this story that despite being incredibly important, are not addressed properly or not at all until the last chapter that only exists in my notes. I mean… A massive amount of this story has only been discussed in a discord chat with a person I cannot contact anymore. It’s a massive mess of an idea that sounds stupider everytime I think of it.

And then a long while ago now, I was on Pony Town and talking to a friend I has just made. I distinctly remember they were in a Celestial skin. I think at some point they’d asked what “TBoCI” meant in my name, and I explained my story to them. They said they were writing a fanstory for MSM as well. I encouraged them to post it.

Now I daily see wonderful, wonderful content for that story, both from the creator and the fans. I finally understood what I did wrong. TBoCI was incoherent and messy where Fallen Stars was clean and consistent. I had so much in my mind that I had spilled it all out to One Person, and now there exists only two people in the world who know who the hell Kane is (possibly only one person now)!

What I’m trying to say is, in short, thanks @plushii-gutz . There’s a few factors to me being able to write TBoCI again, but you’re definitely the biggest part of that. Our encounter was a blessing.

And to everyone, please look forward to a much smoother ride. This is a fun one.

#*cracks knuckles* here i go embarrassing myself on the embarrassment website again #my singing monsters #the ballad of cold island #fallen stars msm #really surreal seeing those tagged side by side. really surreal #serious post #sorry for how much i speak i really needed to make things clear #first part will be to decide the new protagonist #it fucking. changed each chapter #i think because of how important this character inevitably becomes its gotta be.. #either Ripple or someone in Troupe Bungie or Sammy #Sammy would be a really good protagonist but the ANGST POTENTIAL if a TB member is it is OFF THE CHARTS #and Ripple is. Ripple is the MAIN FACTOR in what ending we get. all good options #i’ll think on that some more. main antagonist ..??? #main antag depends on whos the protag.. if ripple then society/self for the two for one combo #if sammy? felon. if a TB member then that ALSO depends #its kinda like.. against each other but ALSO time itself and/or felon. oh god #ok yeah sammy is def the best option for a general story structure and in every scene possible that hes in. ok? ok #i’ll do more thinkin. love how casual these tags are compared to. *checks notes* #.a comment on whether or not an actual person is alive or dead. *rips notes* oKaY

[lilicannotfly]

Mkay so I’m stupid and very tired but idea/explanation lols

this whole thing is set in Twisted Wonderland btw. Any world building past halfway through book 6 isn’t real. Most doesn’t exist really. I’m just bored lols.

also I think I’m at like s1 e22 of spy x family and book 6 chap 67 of twst so be be warned or something. Oh and spoilers for everything else ig

Dipper is still looking through the journals but they lead to King Andrias and his whole deal with the core, and over the course of the story Dipper and Mabel befriend Azul (he gets dragged in unwittingly it’s really silly.) Big Bunny Dean is there ’cause I thought it’d be funny if he bought partial ownership of the Mostro Lounge (I suppose he made an offer that Azul (and Jade because they seem to have joint ownership of it) couldn’t resist use your imagination I’m not that creative✨✨)

And then after the core is defeated, it’s discovered that Dipper and Mabel belong on Earth and not in twst (Oop) and someone up their family line acidentally got yoinked there and just…stayed. So maybe they’re born with a bit of magic? I forget how(if it’s even explained) magic manifests in twst but they might have it I dunno man I don’t make the rules. Maybe they decide to go to earth and that’s how Crowley gets dragged in to ‘trying’ to get them home to earth. Anyhow.

Okay okay okay so even stupider but every time I saw the fire for the culinary crucible I thought of Gordon Ramsey so what if Eden College students (with Prinviple Bump as a co-headmage at NRC because why tf not lols they definitely need ’im) visit NRC for the culinary crucible ‘cause it’s good to learn cooking when you’re young, and who better to teach ya than Ina Garten, Gorden Ramsey, and Martha Stewart(with Snoop Dogg thrown in as a treat?)? (And then watch it be the nastiest food you’ve ever tried LOLS) And stella stars/Demetrius bolts are given out based on your end score. (Scores work the same way as in the game it’s not even that deep)

idk I think it’d be silly I think it’d be goofy and fun :3

#my thoughts #twisted wonderland #spy x family #amphibia #fool’s gold #gravity falls #martha stewart #snoop dogg #gordon ramsay #ina garten #crack fic #kinda??? #idk it’s not serious #please understand #it’s not so serious #Oh and also #the owl house