ever since i saw that one promo poster i’ve vaguely wanted to redraw it because it looked it had Fun Character Shapes. i finally did it and i was right, there *were* lots of Fun Character Shapes to draw. also, fun colors and patterns! thank you sparrow ben and klaus for your fashions
[ID: a colored, cartoony redraw of the Umbrella Academy season 3 promo poster that had all of the Hargreeves piled onto a hotel luggage cart. Klaus is lounging in the front, and Viktor sits in front of him. Diego, Five, and Allison are sitting on suitcases on the cart itself. Lila is standing on the cart in the back, Luther is standing on the ground behind the cart, and Sparrow Ben is pushing the cart from the left. All of them are looking worriedly into the middle distance. End ID.]
I wish I'd heard of the Five and Klaus are twins theory before I saw season 3 since it dispproves it. It's so much fun! Granted, I don't like the comics all that much personally (not a diss on anyone who does, just not for me) but Five and Luther as twins never grabbed my imagination much but Five and Klaus feels full of potential. Time to read 10,000 fics about it I guess...
Lmfao I love how Five is just about ready to die of stress or brain aneurysm to desperately gain important information only to get it piece by little piece.
Meanwhile, Klaus could basically do anything and plot secrets get handed to him in golden bloodied platter and he'd be like "Huh". And then put it in his mental pocket like a random collectible.
i know the promo pics with the birth locations on the suitcases pretty much debunks it all but you can pry the 'klaus and five are twins' theory out of my cold dead hands
Love your HCs!! I’ve been on a “what if Five and Klaus were twins” kick lately (even writing a fic about it!) and would love to hear your take on that if you haven’t already :)
Thank you!! And sorry to not getting to this earlier I've been busy all day
Anyway
Five and Klaus would be fraternal twins but when they were younger it was very hard to tell them apart to the point half the time no one could tell which was which (except for Grace) which the two of them definitely used to their advantage or to piss each other off (one posing as the other then getting in trouble so the other would have to deal with the fallout)
This also lead to a lot of pranks which their other siblings didn't appreciate at all
The matching uniforms did not help this case either
Even the people they fought would get confused and after it caught on who the umbrellas were you could see the criminals panicking because "which one is the one that can teleport???"
Five and Klaus also enjoyed playing into the creepy twin tropes to freak out their siblings, planning out whole conversations to say in sync and then losing their shit at their siblings reactions (before it got old and they stopped getting reactions at least)
The two attempted to use this against Reginald as well but he would always just ask Grace to identify who they were and then would swiftly move on
After Five disappeared Klaus starting doing things to change his appearance more and stopped looking at mirrors as much because even though they didn't look exactly the same he hated the feeling he got passing by any reflective surface; overwhelming hope crushed with deafening realization
He was extremely thankful when his face changed as he grew and he began to look less and less like Five
I love how with the hargreeves twin headcanons ive seen people headcanon viktor, klaus, and obviously Luther but we all agree that the other twin would be five. We looked at him and said little man! Where is your other half??
Five looked at Diego and Lila trying to find their “son” Stanley. Five rolled his eyes and sighed knowing the kid he probably got kugelblitz.
He turned his head a bit and grumbled, “Can you believe it Y/N they lost the kid they adopt all because they are sentient STDs.” He then actually looked at his side and saw no one. It’s been a habit lately that he talks to himself thinking his wife was just going to be there. He decided to ignore them for a bit and saw Luther and Sloane. They wanted them to join them at the Sparrow academy.
While walking to the academy he thought about everything he went the past 20 days and more. First, he landed in the courtyard of his house, back to his 20-year-old body. Then he tried to save that apocalypse from his brother, which made him take his family back in time to save them, he landed in the ’60s and tried to save his family from that apocalypse. Took them to the right time but not the right timeline and now he has a stupid kugelblitz to handle yet again. Can’t even get a break right Y/N?
He remembers finding a Polaroid camera during your little search in the apocalypse and taking a picture with you. He remembers your smile and the giggles you will let out when he will say something about his calculations that you knew you weren’t able to understand. It made him want to cry remembering you. He zones back when they got to the academy and Fei opens the door for them.
“Lovely to meet you.” Lila introduces herself to Fei.
“Welcome.” Fei returns to gesture, “make yourselves at home.” She tells the academy people.
Allison who was already in a bad mood, “bitch this is our home.” And sat down.
Five decided to ignore them for now and listen to what Diego noticed. “Where the hell is Viktor and Klaus?”
Five chuckled, “With our luck, probably kugelblitzed by now.”
Diego looked at him weirdly. “You’re a dark little dude sometimes.”
Five listened to Diego and Ben argue like little children and sighed. Jesus, why can’t they just get to the point? “Okay, if the testosterone twins are done, I’d like to get back to a plan.”
Viktor then jogged into the room looking around. He looked like he was about to be in tears.
“Where is he?” He asked looking at the Sparrow academy and then at Allison. Five also looked at them not knowing who they were talking about but having a clue who. Five zoned them out a bit, but Ben brought him back.
“20 bucks on the little one,” Ben whispered to Five while eating cheese puffs. Five looked at him and thought about it.
“I’ll take that action.” Five leaned to Ben to whisper to him, not wanting to get in the middle of his sibling's fight.
‘You shouldn’t be betting on your own siblings Miele that’s just mean coming from you.’ He can already know what would be his wife’s words if she was here.
“This wasn’t about saving the world. This was about hurting me. Payback for - -“ Viktor started, making Five stop thinking about his wife and listening to Viktor and Allison argue.
“Go on. Say her name.” Allison went on looking intimidating and looking down at Viktor. Five got tired of it and stood up.
“That’s it Allison we get it you’re hurt you lost your daughter, but everyone lost someone, not just you, you can’t just say this shit to Viktor, you killed someone important to him.” Five exclaimed back at Allison and everyone started looking at him. Five was pissed everyone lost someone, Luther lost Pogo in a way, Diego lost his mother, Klaus lost our Ben and Dave, and Viktor lost Sissy and now Harlan. Allison turned to him.
“You haven’t lost anyone Five you were stuck in the apocalypse and you were gone for years so how the hell can you say you lost someone!” She screamed at him while holding back tears. Five gave a painful laugh and looked at his sister with so much pain.
“You think I didn’t lose someone too?! I lost my own wife! My happiness I lost her to the stupid apocalypse that I so badly wanted to save all of you guys because those were her last words to me! To save my family! I lost the one person that kept me sane all those years from an illness that we both couldn’t do anything because guess what Allison!?” Five yelled while looking at her, “There was no medicine! No cure! No hospital! I saw the love of my life die in my arms! So to answer your stupid question sister yes I did lose someone are you happy now?!” Five finished and had to take deep breaths.
The whole family looked at him lost for words, not knowing what to tell their young but older brother from the news that he told them. Five sighed and started sniffling feeling the weight of guilt for his wife drowning him. “I lost the only person that I cared about, and I couldn’t do anything to keep her alive with me. I miss her. I miss my Y/N.” Five wept softly. Diego sighed and grabbed his brother and hugged him.
Five felt rigid not having felt a hug since the last one you gave him. He slowly stop tensing and hugged his brother back and cried. Five broke down his walls and held on to Diego for support.
“I miss her Diego and I can’t do anything to bring her back.”
"Forced family that cannot spend 3 minutes together without arguing. Has caused the world to end multiple times. Their father is a horribly abusive person who caused them to fight to always prove themselves better than their siblings to earn his love which was futile because he never loved or cared for any of them and also hes a supervillain. They lost and regained 2 of their siblings over the course of the show and straight up adopted alternate universe versions of their siblings against their will. That all said they STILL cant get along. Horrible ♡"
"They were raised by a billionare after they were all taken by their families. Five left and ben died young. Now theyre all fucked up, kinda hate each other. Viktor almost killed allison, luther and diego have some kind of rivalry, they all get mad at klaus. Theyre all just fucked up and we love them for it <3"
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Members: Frank Reynolds, Dennis Reynolds, Dee Reynolds, Charlie Kelly and Ronald 'Mac' Macdonald
Propaganda:
"Frank raised Dennis and Dee but they found out that he's not their biological father when the twins were in their late 20s, he was also a terrible father the entire time. Charlie lives with Frank and they share a bed and believed for years that Frank was maybe probably Charlie's bio dad. Mac lives with Dennis and they have a whole thing going on that I won't go into rn but it's gay and weird and it's been 17 years of this shit. There's an episode where they go on a Family Feud show and Mac is included in the Reynolds family for the day despite not having the name or the possible blood connection. They're all horrible to each other and the people around them but ultimately they love each other and they're the only ones who'll put up with them."