#larry is real bro

[larriescompass]

sunflower, my eyes want you more than a melody.

#louis tomlinson #the literal sun #lt #hl #sunflower vol 6 #one direction #faith in the future #harry styles #larry stylinson #larry is real bro

[whoreforlarrystuff]

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #larry stylinson #larry #larry is real #just bros out on the pull #larry memes

[jrueships]

UNCANCEL WINNING TIME. N O W.

#idc if so far im finding season 2 less interesting #idc how 'REAL' it is #IT WAS SMTHING!!!@@ #maybe the season 2 thing was just my season 2 slump like maybe it's just a personal thing #i can never tell if it“ #s me or the shows i watch anymore i just cant get past the season 2s without skipping then being mad abt skipping #whatever bro idc I WANTED TO SEE ZEKE!@!@!!! #I N E E D OLD MAN YAOI #did we even get a magic/larry fic hates*x fic from this #yall PLEASE we NEED one and it NEEDS to be a brattamer larry putting magic in his place enemies to lovers but not rlly bcs theyre still #enemies fic #see MAYBE if wt went on... #we would have this exact fic and i wouldnt sound so crazy now BUT LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOW HUH. #C A NCELLED #im getting the get down ptsd omg no. no. this cant be #the only highlight in my sports world rn is the one bills win and thats it #nothing to smile abt in my life .

[harrylights]

!!

#new louis friend is a LARRIE!!!! #ANOTHER WIN FOR THE GAYS #THANK GOD I WAS SO SCARED TO BRING IT UP #BUT SHE WAS LIKE BRO ITS SO REAL THEY STILL FUCKIN HFJDJSHDGSJS #and the building across from where we were sitting had blue and green panels and she was like THERE U GO ITS A SIGN #god bless #i haven’t had an irl larrie friend since i was like 17 lmao #still not sure if we’ll go to the show together bc she has tix w this weird dude she wants out of that situation so #we shall seeeee #rowyn rambles

[landhinlove]

Why is his eye green

#bro we know u love ur hubby’s green eyes but u don’t need to steal them #louis tomlinson #harry styles #larry stylinson #larry is real #faith in the future #bigger than me #as it was

[bubbles-for-all-of-us]

Hi! I know the requests are closed, but for when you can take requests again, I would like if you could write as a kind of part two for "A second chance" Lucien's reaction when he meets his new little sister. I think it would be a very nice story. Thank you!

Couldn't hold myself back... This can be read as a standalone but the first part is here. 🥺✨

A second chance II

It ate at Helion for so long because he wanted to tell Lucien himself. Son or not. Father or not. The girl growing within you was his sister and Helion wasn't going to pretend that she was the only child. So he tried to invite Lucien over more than once, just the male had come up with every possible excuse to not come. So as the weeks went on Helion had just accepted that for now, this would have to be the way that it was and you tried to comfort your lover the best that you could but a thread of sadness lingered.

Your pregnancy stayed a secret for a couple of months. Helion was rather paranoid that someone might turn against him still. Especially with the new laws intertwining day and night courts. So it's a long way down the line when he's raising a glass at one of his big gatherings, hosting multiple courts. His speech is strong and captivating as always as he cheers to every high lord willing to create strong alliances. Until he's turning your way, a bright smile on his face, "And to my wife", he says, "Who's been carrying my babe for the past couple of months". You flash him a smile just a bright, hand instantly moving to rest on your tummy. Oh, how good if feel to need need to hold yourself back from running your fingers against your growing tummy. Loud applauses ring out and Helion's closest friends are there clapping his shoulders, laughter fills the room and it all finally starts to feel even more real. It's just the fact that Lucien's chair is now empty that makes your own heart sting a little.

And it's a couple of days later when the servant knocks gently on your office doors, pulling you away from some of the paperwork you agreed to cover for Helion. "My lady, you have a guest", your eyebrows knit together because you weren't waiting for anyone. Had your baby brain made you miss something? "What guests, Larry?", you say, scattering your meeting book, "Lucien Vanserra, my lady". Your body freezes. He never visits unless it was court-ordered.

Jumping right up you move out in the lower greeting hall that you assumed he would be waiting. And he is there. His deep red hair is such a contrast to the light interior. "Lucien", you call out softly and the male turns around quickly, nearly knocking the vase he was looking at over. He takes a steps forward and the guards instantly leap from their positions. But you lift your hand, "Out all of you", they all linger but the glare you send them is enough to make them think twice.

"My apologies", you say once again turning to Lucien, "Everyone's kind of protective", you chuckle slightly, watching Lucien's eyes fall onto your now round stomach. "Helion is a way for a couple more hours. If you'd like...", but Lucien is shaking his head. It was clear that whatever that's going on in his head had been clawing at him for some time. "Is it a boy...", he speaks up finally and you quickly shake your head, "No, a baby girl". Your hands caress the swell of your stomach and you can see the gleam that runs through Lucien's eyes.

"Are you safe? Is he not harming you?", the question feels so raw and you know those fears had been engraved there by no other than Beron. "Your father is excited to have a girl", you reassure him, "Should have seen him covered in pink paint yesterday". You chuckle under your breath slightly as the images of last night's nursery paint testing flowed into your head. You step closer to Lucien, reaching your hand out towards him, "You know Helion wanted to tell you in person but...", and he nods quickly, well aware that he was the one dismissing Helion's requests.

"I would love for her to have a brother", you mutter quietly, trying to keep your own emotions at bay, "or at least to tell her about you because you are family to us". Lucien sucks in a sharp breath. You can't imagine how hard it all must feel to him. Finding out that the monster torturing you had never even been your father.

The silence falls upon you both and you suddenly feel like you might have overstepped the boundaries. Until Lucien mutters quietly, "I would love to", he startles, "Love to be her brother". Your eyes softens, picking up with tears ever so slightly. You drew your hand closer to cup the younger male's face, his almost desperate eyes looking back at you.

"Give me your hand", you mumble, reaching out to Lucien till he slides his hand into yours. You quickly pressed his warm palm to the side of your stomach where you felt the light kick last. "That's your brother, stardust. The one Dad and I've been telling you about", Lucien lets out a surprised gasp when a tiny hand pushes against your skin. "She can recognize voices now so", Lucien is nodding desperately before saying, "Hey, little one. Sorry that I've been away but I'm here now... I'll protect you", that's enough to set the stream of tears flowing down your cheeks as you watch the two siblings interact. Once again feeling more than honored that you can bring a piece of true family into Lucien's life. "Stay for some tea", you ask the fireling softly and Lucien nods without a second thought.

And the surprise on Helion's face when he steps into the dining room. Fully prepared to bring a plate up for you to your chambers but instead he finds you and Lucien deeply lost in a conversation. And now he understands where all that extra love and happiness was coming from the bond. Lucien quickly stands up at the sight of Helion standing there but the high lord shakes his head, "There's no need for you to stand up, my boy". He catches your gleaming eyes, and his own heart leaps. "Lucien is staying for dinner", you say happily, to which Lucien throws you a genuine smile. Helion's heart nearly bursts because is this a step forward? Does it mean his son is willing to give him a chance? To give his family a chance? "Oh, and he doesn't agree with the guard placement", you mutter, making Lucien roll his eyes, "As eager as you to turn my home into a prison", you cross your arms over your chest playfully. Protective. Already so protective. "I'm more than happy to listen to his thoughts", Helion says and his eyes meet Lucien's. For the first time trying meets his son's gaze.

#second chance universe #helion x reader #helion imagine #helion x you #lucien x helion #lucien vanserra imagine #lucien x platonic!reader #acotar imagine #acotar x reader #acotar x you

[aimuscle]

Gym Bros (Part 4: Testing the limits)

-Bro, this is nice, but I feel the need of growing huge... Can you make me bigger?

-You don't have to ask, David, You know I enjoy pumping you. Today is a good day to test your limits.

-I don't think I have any limits, Larry. 😏

-Hahaha, yeah, I know you'd love to grow endlessly. Well, first I have to pump you.

-Wow, I feel so inflated right now.

-You are my muscle blimp, you know that.

-Huge like a Zeppelin!

-And this is only the beginning. Wait a moment... Yes, look how shredded you are now.

-Man, shredded and huge!

-Huge? You are far from my idea of huge.

-Are you going to pump me more, trainer?

-Of course, we have to test how far this machine can take you.

-Well, the only way is up.

-Yes, let me grow you taller.

-YES! And add more muscle to my frame, Larry. Don't you dare to stop now.

-I'm not going to stop. Don't worry about that, my friend. Just worry about the ceiling.

-You are so funny, trainer. But yes, I bet this is the biggest I've ever been.

-But let me pump a little bit more, David. Let's see if you can grow even bigger.

-Of course I can, keep pumping!

-Man, this is so hot I can't believe it.

-Trainer, you are turning me into a real muscle giant.

-And you love it.

-And I love it.

-Man, let's go outside. I don't want you to destroy our gym...

-... but I know how to make you bigger than this building.

-I can't wait for that, Larry.

#culturismo #ai art #bodybuilder #bodybuilding #muscle art #ai generated #culturista #muscles #musclegrowth #macrophilia #gym bros #muscle inflation #Body Inflator XXL51

[louisarmpits]

Um…. Bro…. Larry is so real

[awesomefringey]

I know a lot of people are laughing and making jokes, which usually is one of my favorite parts about our fandom. But for some reason today with this, and the Freddie reply, I just can't laugh. I have been a fan of his for a long time, im a Larrie yeah, but also a fan of him and his music but his disrespect of a majority of his fans is gross and asshole behavior. If it was planned that makes me feel even worse cause like, youre throwing us under a bus for publicity? I just hate that. I have been getting more and more unhappy with him as promo for fitf has gone on. Which sucks cause the album is great. But how he is being sold and portrayed is just...not great? He is trying to hard to be this super het dude bro who smokes and drinks and is dad of the century and is an asshole but like. We know that's not him? That kinda makes it more painful?

Harry's stunts suck, there is no denying that. But he has never made me feel bad as a fan, as a larrie, and I think thats where the difference is. For me anyway. I've had little bits of beef with Harry but never to this extent.

If they're not together anymore, like that sucks but whatever. But we saw things we can't look past, we saw things he can't deny. I'll always know at some point it was real. And making us feel bad, just really hurts and it has me contemplating if I want to be a fan of him anymore. Which feels awful cause I've been here a long time. Sorry this was a bit long. Had to get it out.

I’m so sorry. I understand you so well. It’s painful enough that our support is never going to be publicly thanked for, we can only find it in small irl interactions and in his heartfelt proclamations on stage when he states how he loves “every. single. one.” of us.

But mocking parts of your own following on Twitter is just downright sinister. 😮‍💨

#ask #chicken parmesan

[felony-bunny]

Savanaclaw

Part 2 girlypop (I’m sorry)

Leona:

He doesn’t give a shit

He won’t even play with you unless he can’t sleep

Feminist tho

Bro is either Bowser or some princess

He won’t fight anyone on it mainly because one of his choices will be free

No matter what

Ruggie

You know this man could not give less of a shit

Lenny

Larry

Iggy

He probably doesn’t even notice which one he’s using

Thought they looked kinda cool

Literally doesn’t care unless there’s bets going on

Jack

Donkey Kong

Bowser

Dry Bowser

Daisy

And maybe Morton

Likes the big guys but won’t complain if he had to use Shy Guy

Some people are kinda surprised that he would go with Daisy

He knows how badass Daisy is

He’s probably a bit upset that she isn’t muscular because if she was real she probably would be

(Will never admit that Daisy was his crush though out his entire childhood (probably still has a mega crush on her))

#twisted wonderland #disney twst #twst incorrect quotes #twst #twst wonderland #twst headcanons #twst mc #twst yuu #twisted wonderland x reader #twst leona #twst ruggie #twst jack #disney twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland leona #twisted wonderland Ruggie #twisted wonderland Jack

[larriescompass]

just a reminder that louis got the fucking dagger 🥰

#larry is real bro #hl #larry stylinson #harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #the rose and the dagger

[whoreforlarrystuff]

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #larry stylinson #larry #larry is real #just bros out on the pull

[louisisalarrie]

i'm curious like you've been in the fandom for a while now so like what made you believe that larry is real yk like was there a specific moment or something?

Like 13 years or something, and so I’ve lived through a lot of moments. But ljke, while there are a lot that take up far too much of my brain, such as the Paris interview and then walking out while Harry fixes his hair and louis wipes his mouth, and “just a bit of banter really” “I lost my trousers”, and “it’s mutual, we’ve discussed it”… I think a huge one for me was actually a video diaries moment (there were so many wonderful larry moments throughout those diaries damn)

But I mean… look at louis be all fond and shy and giddy and just like… you DON’T do that after a high five with ur bro. He was GONE from the beginning like that’s butterflies dude

ALSO THIS ONE like the gentle and very natural hair caress and Harry actually looking at him like he hung the stars in the sky

And like…. Kisses????

And just… how gently louis grabs onto Harry and Harry nuzzling into it and going into that touch like it’s natural af and they’ve done it a million times before???

And on that same note, “now kiss me you fool”

anyway now you’ve really made my larry heart squeal so friendly reminder there is a 2 and a half hour compilation video of larry moments available for your reference on YouTube xx

#anon #answered

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

Assuming Aro and Carlisle were both on the same dating app, what are their profiles like? Ie, how do they present themselves to attract others (and I know they're already in relationships let's just blame the dating app gift vampire).

Bonus points for Elezear because he's the worst.

I want to know what AU has caused vampire dating apps.

I can only assume we're in one of those cutesy AH AUs where Carlisle is a barista (not allowed to be a doctor anymore) and Aro is a cutthroat lawyer at his practice Volterra, and the pair totally aren't into each other except they are and find out over the course of thirty chapters how these two get together over hard to remember coffee orders!!!, or as you say the Dating App Vampire, we'll call him Larry the Lovebird, has used his gift to bless every vampire with profiles.

But alright, I can pretend this is another blog for a moment and that I do write Ao3 fics instead of eldrtich monstrosities.

Aro

We know from Aro's hunt for Sulpicia that he was looking for a very specific kind of person and not afraid to shop around to find them. More, with his gift and long life, I imagine he'd be less willing to discard someone based on things others do (having a degree is not a sign of intelligence, he doesn't really care what class someone is from, so on and so forth). I imagine he'd take a similar approach on a dating app. Except, in the most ridiculous way possible.

See, Aro's going to want to cast a wide net and he has his gift to cheat.

So, he's going to make himself as interesting as possible, certainly non-threatening (me? ever kill someone? perish the thought) just to get that first date where he can touch your hand and decide "yes" or "no" based off of every thought you've ever had.

Now, he can't do "generically" interesting as in online dating culture "long walks on the beach", "love hiking in the mountains", are all things everyone says they do but 5% of the people who actually say it do. He'd not only look basic, but he'd look like a liar (which he is).

So, I imagine what Aro does is present himself as a very niche persona then change that persona every few months in the dating rounds.

One month, Aro's really into heavy metal, really, super, into heavy metal. His profile is a bunch of quotes about heavy metal. The next, he's a gym bro. The next, he's a lover and poet.

Mostly, Aro just uses it as a way to meet interesting people, get interesting stories, and troll around while keeping an eye out for someone he'd actually find interesting.

(Though the real answer is that he wouldn't, as he already did this thousands of years ago with Sulpicia, and it doesn't seem like a hobby he'd pick up in this modern day.)

Carlisle

He fundamentally does not understand dating apps and has no desire to seek someone out in a relationship "oh ho ho, have I told you about my baggage where I'm a man-eating demon who can never get close to everyone, survives constantly starved, and more?"

I imagine his app is just his name and his face.

That's it.

He looks like a lazy attempt at cat fishing.

Eleazar

Now, I don't know about Eleazar, his participation in the Denali escapades is technically up in the air, but I know the Denali would likely have dating apps.

But if Eleazar had one, if we're going wtih my interpretation of the worst man alive, then it is a sight to behold.

Eleazar in leather pants with a rose between his lips (he is Spanish you know) lying on a couch looking at the camera seductively behind a black and white filter (partly to make him look less like a demon, partly for the sexy). Eleazar shirtless in front of a mirror in an artsy shot that looks either out of a style magazine cover or the film Zoolander.

All the quotes amount to "I will blow your mind", but said more eloquently and often in Spanish.

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight headcanon #twilight renaissance #aro #carlisle cullen #eleazar #meta #headcanon #opinion

[jennsterjay]

Heard you wanted more <3, so here's Prowler Hobie x Miles [4] !!

New here? Here's the Recap: Welcome to the alternate universe where when Miles is swinging around in his hometown of Earth-1610B, he finds a new Prowler in town that is a variant of Hobie Brown. As Miles tries to decide if he's a friend or a foe, he sees him double time when he finds out he's at Brooklyn Visions Academy also. As the two eventually trade secrets and juggle their dual identities in New York, they get closer and develop feelings (while Ganke is calling them both dorks)

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School Lunch

[Miles is sitting across from Hobs at the lunch table. Hobs is putting his dreads in a ponytail while Miles eats his sandwich]

[Miles eats away and looks at how long Hobs' dreads are and then he absent-mindedly trails his eyes over Hobs' face. Hobs' catches him staring before Miles quickly looks away…then looks back at him. Hobs is smirking at him]

Hobs: You must really like looking at my face huh?

Miles (finishes his last bite): I mean…what's not to like?

[Hobs' eyebrows raise slightly, he was expecting him to deflect so he could tease him…not outright admit it]

Hobs (laughs nervously): Hahah you play too much man

Miles (feeling bold): Nah, I know how to admit it when someone looks good. I should know…I look good myself

Hobs (grins big and chuckles): Hahahah okayyy Miles you're funny but I'm giving you props for that one, you got me

[Miles laughs to himself, see? Hobs isn't the only one that can flirt-tease]

Hobs: -And you do…

Miles (smiling): Huh?

Hobs (smiles): You do look good

[Hobs with a satisfied smirk steals a fry off of Miles' tray, while Miles looks away with a shy smile]

Miles (notices): Hey!

[Miles steals a chicken nugget off of Hobs' tray, and Hobs laughs and lets him]

Hobs (smiling): Gotta keep your eyes on the prize…Gonzalo

Miles (smirking): Pffft, whatever…Larry

[They both laugh, then the bell rings]

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Copy-Cat Complex

[Miles and Hobs, suited up during the day and standing on the roof of a high building]

Hobs: Hey Miles…I have a question but I want you to be real with me

Miles (turning to him): Okay…shoot

Hobs (retracting his mask): When you look at me, do you see Hobs or do you see Hobie?

[Miles is silent for a moment before he takes off his mask to look up at Hobs with a genuine expression]

Miles: When we first met I used to…but then I got to know you. You're not Hobie, you're you, and I like you man. You don't have to compare yourself to nobody else, and I'm glad I met you when I did. You're cool, smart, funny, real with me, and whether we're swinging across New York or trying do some last minute homework assignment, I ain't worried about it…Because I know you get me

[Hobs is silent for a moment, surprised before he looks down at the ground and smiles. He then puts a hand over his face and honest to God chuckles with a wide smile, before he walks up to Miles and places a hand on his shoulder]

Hobs (smiling wide): You can't just be saying stuff like that, at least take me to dinner first

Miles (rolls his eyes and laughs): Oh Pleaseee!

Hobs (chuckles): …But for real though, thanks Miles

Miles (smiles): Anytime, Hobs

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Let Him Cook

[Miles on the phone with Pavitr]

Pavitr: It sounds like you have a massive crush on him. I should know, I'm really good at reading people.

Miles: Yeah I'm not gonna even lie to you, I do…and he's supposed to be coming over today to help me and mami cook for her party on Wednesday

Pavitr: Oooo that sounds fun, and very romantic. I cook for Gayu all the time and she loves it…I hope Hobs is a better cook than Hobie is-

Miles (sitting up): What do you mean?

Pavitr: One time I invited Hobie over to cook some vada pav and told him to fry it and watch the stove while I helped Maya Auntie with chores, and when I came back downstairs he was cursing and trying to extinguish the burning pan flames by pouring water into the oil

Miles (shaking his head): Woww yeah that sounds about right

Pavitr: Bro we had to get a new pan and everything!…anyways let's hope that your Hobs is a better cook

Miles (smiling nervously): Hahah yeah…I hope so too

[Later, Rio opens the front door after someone knocks]

Hobs (with a smile): Hey Mrs. Morales, I'm here to help y'all with the food

Rio (smiling and ushering him in): Hobs! Glad to have you, come on inside. Miles stepped out for moment and I'm helping Jeff to smoke some meat outside on the rooftop, but I did start preparing a few things in the kitchen whenever you're ready to jump in

Hobs (setting his bag down): Sure thing, just let me know how I can help

Rio (waving him over): Splendid! Come on over…see I started preparing the ingredients for the mofongo over here on the counter, you can start by slicing up the plantains and then fry them in that pan with oil that's warming on the stove. Sound like a plan boss?

Hobs (nodding and heading over to the cutting board): Sounds like a plan Mrs. M, I'll get choppin'

Rio (smiling, then heading to the rooftop): Thank you so much Hobs, I'll be back down soon

[The door closes and Hobs proceeds to slice the plantains and slide them into the pan to fry, secretly eating a slice himself, then he waits]

Hobs (thinking to himself): 'Yeah this is gonna take a minute, lemme pull out my phone'

[Hobs scrolls on his phone for a minute, occasionally checking the pan and flipping the plantains with a spatula before he gets absorbed in a toktak video in high quality of himself suited up in Prowler gear with his mask on with the caption 'we found out who it is']

Hobs (going to sit on the couch): Oh no…

[Hobs watches the 11 minute video of filler and bait, seeing if there was any face reveal before he reaches the end of the video and breathes a sigh of relief. It's just a picture of Jayden Smiths]

[Miles then enters through the front door and smiles when he sees Hobs before walking over and sitting next to him on the couch]

Miles: Ayy Hobs, what's cooking?

Hobs: Hah, just helping your mom with her plantains…should be like a minute or two

[Miles looks past him at the pan from where he sits, and then nods before looking back at him and relaxing in the cushions]

Miles: Cool, so what are you watching?

Hobs (offering his phone): Was watching this video someone took of me in the Prowler suit. Thought they had figured out my identity but they said it was Jayden Smiths at the end, took me out for real

[Miles takes it as their fingers brush, and scoots closer to Hobs before playing the video]

Miles (laughing): Wow that was crazy, that suspenseful music really sold it though

Hobs (grinning): Hahah Jayden wishes he could be me

Miles (hands him the phone back): I bet he does

Hobs (looks towards the window for a moment): For real though…I knew it was probably fake but they had me in the first half not gonna lie

[Miles looks up at him, then down at Hobs' free hand before Miles not-so-casually reaches out and holds it in his own. Hobs looks down at their hands, then back at Miles]

Miles: Well if anyone does find out who you are, don't worry about it…I got you. After all, I'm Spider-Man

[Hobs pauses as he looks all around Miles' face before he trails his eyes over his freckled cheeks…and gets caught in his eyes]

[Hobs then gently squeezes back Miles' hand in his]

Hobs (looking down at him): Thanks Miles…

Miles (looking up at him): Anytime Hobs…

Hobs (leaning closer to him slowly): ….You know you're playing with fire, right?

Miles (inching closer to him slowly): That's okay…I'm not afraid to get-

[And right on cue, flames of disaster rise as the frying pan lights on fire]

Miles (shocked): -Burned! Dios mío!

Hobs (getting up immediately): Oh Nahhh, Rio is gonna kill us

Miles (rushing to the kitchen): Quick, Help me take it out!

[The two rush to the kitchen and Hobs turns the stove knob to OFF and Miles grabs the flaming pan as he decides whether to throw it outside, in the sink, or cover it when Rio comes through the front door and turns the corner to see the scene in front of her with wide eyes]

Rio (wide eyed): Miles- Oh my God mijo what is happening!? Put that down and cover it up!!

Miles (smiling sheepishly): Yes mami!

[Miles puts it back on the stove on a different spot before Hobs grabs a pan lid and quickly covers the pan completely before jumping back from it to stand next to Miles. Miles holds his hand again…for solidarity this time]

Rio (walking up to them): Boys are you okay? Any burns anywhere?

Hobs & Miles (at the same time): No we're okay

Rio (sighs): Good…now who wants to tell me what you were both doing to let the plantains burn like this???

[They look at each other and back at Rio]

Miles: Well you see…uhhh visual learning is an amazing thing, and video entertainment has come very far in the last 50 years

Hobs: Yeah…we're definitely cooked

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See You Next Time

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#punkflower #but make this hobie the prowler #back with the return of hobs and the sunflower #shoutout to the punkflorists 🎸🌻 and to that one inbox anon- this is for you 😌👌🏾💜✨ #Three mini episodes of shenanigans (and straight up flirting XD) #Them eating lunch together #Them having a heart to heart #And them cooking it up (literally) #Hahah I love these guys XD #flowerpunk #hobie x miles #prowler hobie #hobart brown #hobie brown #miles morales #these two show up too: -> #pavitr prabhakar #rio morales #atsv au #atsv #across the spiderverse #jjs-writing

[jlf23tumble]

If larries think Louis is closeted why are they surprised/offended he “acts straight” (my bros in cheezits it’s been nearly a year since he was pictured with a lady - what are you talking about), or bitch slaps “fans” who bring up gay relationship lore? And they make it about their feelings on the matter?? Does he not have his own feelings, like maybe he doesn’t want the entire world talking about how he’s gay (neon letters- gay w/ Harry Styles - who to anyone with a brain seems not straight)?!

All the times when there is actually a simple, straightforward explanation that, u kno what, would actually align with their narrative to some degree if they weren’t so obtuse, they take the L and become crybabies. Also, maybe they should just stop being cunts to him. I kno, what a concept.

It's the "maybe they should just stop being cunts to him" for me, but yeah, so much of this! Because here's the thing, he's a real-life person, and he's living his own real life, not a script, not a fic, not a built-up fantasy quilted by overly invested strangers. I feel for him, and I'm not here to say there was nothing there, clearly there was, but also? Maybe, just MAYBE there isn't anymore, and maybe, just MAYBE he's genuinely pissed to have to talk about it allllll the time as this cutesy GOTCHA by people who put in their bios that they believe in conspiracy theories around his sex life, desperate to break the fourth wall in a way that both outs him and dredges up a relationship that might not be something he wants to be dealing with at the moment. And rather than think, wow, oof, sorry, king, that's on me, instead, you have people all ass-hurt about it, acting like he's some kind of dick for (justifiably) losing it. You haven't been gaslit, you haven't been lied to, you haven't been baited, he owes you literally jack shit about something that maybe just MAYBE hits him on god knows what fronts (this is not YOU you, anon, lmao, you get it)

#louis tomlinson said larry NOT okay #and that's his right #everyone who's all 'exhausted' about it or whatever #maybe think about how you'd feel if that was you #any bit of it #the entitlement #the way people don't get it because they're living in this hashtag they're still together! they never broke up! #well what if they did! #what then huh! #do you think it would be funsies to have to just absorb that shit? #what else did he see and this is what made him mcfuckin' lose it? #i can only imagine lmaoooooo