#less than 2 weeks to go!

[incendiorum]

hi hello say it back

#⌜❝ 𝚃𝙱𝙳. so long. good luck. goodbye. ❞ ⌟ #i miss u all #i am lurking #less than 2 weeks to go!

[inkskinned]

we heard that you were very disappointed in us both as a generation and specifically as a generation of women (emphasis yours), how we had let ourselves go and now we were slutty and ill-tempered and holding onto notions of feminism like "having a savings account" and "equality."

we were very sorry about it, we didn't realize. it is very hard for you, in your life, because your entire definition was centered around the word providing, and that's a really vague and undulating word. it is hard to be a provider. for your purposes, the word provider here can be defined as "having a job", although it sometimes also extends to "doing yard work", "grilling on occasion," and "knowing basic car anatomy."

we had to do some reading but we divided it out. do not worry. high-value women will fill in the rest of the gaps of your life - all those silly feminine things like doing the dishes. we didn't realize we had asked too much when we asked you to pick up after yourself. we did not realize you were rendered small and scared and crying about the possibility of doing the laundry. here is a joke to lighten the sentiment: a man that listens when you talk to him.

we heard about how we had fallen from glory and it sickened us and made us very, very sad. lindsey had to cut all her hair off and tara threw up. we lit one million candles and we are going to have a vigil about it tonight. all of the people in this world that you do not approve of are going to be there and we will all be in mourning colors because we have lost your respect which is of course the only thing that any of us were looking for.

we searched around our bedrooms and our closets and for some of us it took a while but we all found the pricetag that we were originally born with, the one that gave our listing offer, the one that smells like rot and pine needles. we were horrified because many of us had taken deductions and hadn't realized it. i had scraped my knees and decided to be a lesbian so they had to take my voicebox out so i could never call home again. janice had been with too many people overall so we had to put her into the big squisher that will hopefully collapse her walls so that when you're with her, you'll feel so big and powerful. it will be like you're conquering something instead of being close with someone.

we are all going to the funeral of feminism and we will tear at our bodies and fall over ourselves. we will invite you onstage for a live recording of your podcast about the occasional minor inconvenience of self-reflection. you will talk about how we have targeted you and made you feel the sweat slick down your back, and we will teach you basic self-defense out of solidarity.

do not worry, we are seeing to all the outliers. taylor asked to be taken seriously so we have shipped her off to prison. laura asked you to accept her femininity regardless of her presentation. you will be happy to hear all women are now and forever going to have to be small and thin and pretty and white and ablebodied and quiet and unassuming and ladylike, which is different than how society has previously told us to act.

i am going to have to shave off my jawline, which is a little masculine, and they are going to have to reshape my hands, which are very square and thick - all the work i've done with them has made their veins stand out, so we're just going to have to exsanguinate me. i am horrified to have been out in public like this.

we are going to sit around the campfire and we will talk about being weird little girls that made potions in pink teacups. we will talk about the first time we made a difference. we will talk about the private lives of crickets, and then, at the stroke of three in the morning (the witching hour, obviously) - we will all promptly shut up.

and this will be your beautiful world. this silence that spans every corner of every street and every zoom meeting and every alley. i do not think you'll notice at first - it will be the same as every television show and movie and book. we will all just simply sit there in our doll dresses and smile blithely at your advances and none of us will do you the dishonor of answering and none of us will appear to be in distress and none of us will nag you or make a fuss or get hysterical about it. it will just be quiet, and you will say finally, some peace for once! and we will smell of smoke and our teeth will be white and the next day will come.

tonight we are going to bury the last little bits of our humanity. you are not invited. it is going to be ugly.

#spilled ink #warm up #sorry for going missing lol #my week in review: #got in trouble at work #for not being at work during non-working hours #then crashed my car within 2 hours of this #and then less than 24 hours after that #in the hospital with the flu #im okay now but ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm #who put a fuckken curse on me #btw this rant is trans inclusive love u

[yangjeongin]

HYUNJIN x ESQUIRE KOREA

#stray kids #createskz #bystay #staysource #dancerachasource #hwang hyunjin #hyunjin #*mary #*edit #only reason i edited these was 1. i saw carlys text post. 2. i spent 5 hours helping my niece do her homework #and i needed to do something that required less than 2 braincells before going to sleep. #my one and only chill activity of my only free day in the week :) live love laugh or whatever i guess. gnight #*hits #*hyunjin #*mary:hyunjin

[theelvishscribbler]

( ✪ω✪)!! only 3 pages left to finish colouring

#scribbler's wips #sketches & doodles #rottmnt #i think i'm going to post the first 4 pages on my bday #less than 2 weeks until this thing sees the light of day #i have learned so much while making chapter 1 #hopefully i will like chapter 2 more

[wellhalesbells]

Ummm was that a dinosaur I spotted in those Meg II gifs??? At first I thought it might have been a crocodile but after absolutely no scrutiny I was like: dinosaur.

I might need to actually watch this. Do I need to watch Meg I for it to make sense? Even if I don’t should I watch them both anyway? I’m not going to lie those gifs make it look incredible…

That is, in fact, a dinosaur because Meg 2 was like: well what's better than a seventy-foot shark? And the answer was watching a seventy-foot shark eat a Tyrannosaurus Rex. And they were right.

Yes, you 100% need to watch this and join me in my delusional fantasies - I have now watched this three times in three days, dialogue skeletoned a 5+1 fic and need to find time to watch it yet again so I can make sure my gestures and content are pitch perfect.

You do not need to watch Meg the first for this to make sense, it will just deepen your affection for the legacy characters, which is never a bad. Plus, there are a few callbacks (that make it more of a gay underwater romance) that I missed the first time I watched it (which obviously did not hinder my enjoyment) and on day two, I watched both back to back and caught them. (3.5. This is a movie about sharks eating dinosaurs, underwater research bases, giant carnivorous octopi, Fun Island, and two dads coparenting a teenager who can run circles around them - so just to note: it also does not need to make sense.)

That said, I absolutely recommend watching Meg the first. It was a hoot and it makes Meg the second more fun because once you start off that strong, you have to go wackier, right? Once you get to two, you're like: okay, I know why we are at this level of wacky and you have my stamp of approval.

It is, in fact, incredible. JOMING 5EVA (I gave them a ship name, I think I can do that when - at least last I looked, which admittedly was last week - I've got the only fic going [granted, it is unposted but nOT FOR LONG] and there are less than ten of us, haha.)

#meg 2 #meg 2: the trench #the meg #at least less than ten people have engaged with my exceedingly rambling and obsessed posts about jonas and jiuming lol #though that could just be a lot of smart people with good taste (for many reasons) steering clear of the unhinged girl #i do totally recommend this series though - they are a good time! also dads coparenting at 25000 ft below sea level?? #WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?? #i'm about to go on vacation for a week and a half so hopefully that'll give me some rewatching/writing time #also sorry for the public reply - i usually go non anon private i know - but like EVERYONE SHOULD WATCH THIS SO #!ask

[jedimemery]

LOOK AT THEM

LOOK AT THEM

LOOK AT THEM

THEY ARE SO HAPPY!!!!!!!

#star wars #the bad batch #tbb #clone force 99 #tbb omega #tbb wrecker #the best girl #the best brother who is totally the fun uncle figure #GUY SEASON 2 COMES BACK IN LESS THAN A WEEK I AM GOING BALLISTIC #I JUST KNOW THIS IS FROM THE TECH RACING EPISODE CALLING IT NOW

[thatsalotoftoons]

me hearing news abt a possible sonic 3 trailer being posted tmrw even though we have a little over 7 months before the films actual release

#also didn’t ben schwartz barely finish recording his lines less than two weeks ago #ik we’re all excited but i’d be surprised if we even get a TEASER trailer that soon #i’d expect smth more of a teaser trailer in early-mid summer #and then a full 2 min trailer in august #i’m just going off from when they released a full length from the last sonic movie which is roughly four months before the film released #anyways those are my thoughts on the sonic movie trailer #sonic #sonic 3 #sonic movie #sonic the hedgehog

[life-is-like-soup]

Yuzuru serving INSANE visuals

#really going through yuzu drought #I miss his skating #but I think his next program is in less than 2 weeks!! #yuzuru hanyu #yuzuru #figure skating #yuzu #ice skating

[dat2ndaccount97]

Barbie Buzzcut Poll

As I mentioned recently, i've Been kinda hyperfixating on Doll Buzzcuts again. Like specifically getting an 80s/90s barbie w/ thick hair & giving them a buzzcut. I only have 1 doll I would be fine w/ giving one to, otherwise i'd have to buy a doll for this. The Doll is a 2nd hand 1997 Dentist Barbie. Here's an old photo of her. She literally just sits in a bin buried deep in my closet so I haven't played with or styled her as much (but I like her enough to keep her), hence why i'm fine with potentially chopping her hair off. So the question is Should I do it? Should I chop off this Barbie's hair and give her a Buzzcut?

#Barbie #Barbie Doll #Barbie Poll #Barbie Buzzcut #Barbie Haircut #1997 Dentist Barbie #I want to make the poll more than one day but less than a week #Would've made it 2 days like the twitter poll but i'll go for a week

[freakinator]

the way minute just dead stops pacing for a few seconds after clown said he wasnt for peace after the discord votes turn 15

#vodwatching #vod: Meet the Yappers #mine.txt #imagine getting invited to the lifesteal server where two of your idols reside so you accept cause ofc you would why wouldnt you #and rather than having some fun and sometimes violent times together #what you instead get is one of them going off to buy milk somewhat early in the season #and then coming back just a few weeks before it ends just to crush your dreams of having a peaceful ending #while the other has morphed into something violent and vindictive that you cant even recognize #who keeps antagonizing you and your ally turned teammate who later keeps egging you into banning him all while ruining your life #wanting to break and corrupt you so that youd become just like everyone else on the server And crush your dreams of having a peaceful endin #speedrunning almost every kind of lifesteal trauma in the span of less than 2 hours #like. #a fanboys worst nightmare fr #anyways i think he should experience constantly being crushed under the heel of a far overpowered opponent for months #as well as getting betrayed by team batman just to complete the whole set #welcome to lifesteal minute! congrats on being the first s5er to get Fully Lifesteal TraumatizedTM!

[hopelessfandomfreak]

the thing about sylki that bothers me the most is that if sylvie were male, way more people would be up in arms about a romance between loki and his variant. if it were a mlm relationship, people would hate it because “it’s weird, they’re the same person!” or “it’s self-cest, it’s gross.”

but guess what? just because sylvie is female doesn’t mean those arguments don’t apply. I guarantee that the only reason some people support the ship (especially casual fans) is because it’s between a man and a woman, which is frankly disgusting and irritating.

#I just finished rewatching loki and season 2 is less than a week away so consider this a disclaimer that I am extremely anti sylki #there’s a lot of ship discourse in the loki fandom that I hope to stay out of #if you disagree with my opinion feel free to block me and/or block the lokius/anti sylki tags #whatever makes you feel most comfortable #I’m not going to argue with people over this but I wanted to make my stance clear #lokius #anti sylki #loki #loki series #loki season 2 #mcu #echo rambles #otp: thanks for the spark

[doradotcom]

everyyy year without fail i fall into a depressive slump from my birthday to the end of march and then in april i start acting slightly normaler and by summer im okay but luterally half of my year goes by awfully for no reason

#and i have less than 2 weeks of normal time and then its my birthday and everythings gonna go downhill i can just feel it

[tiabwwtws-art]

FE Aspec Week Day 5 - Modern AU

The gang goes to pride :]

#fe aspec week 2023 #fe aspec week #fe3h #fire emblem #hilda valentine goneril #claude von reigen #marianne von edmund #lorenz hellman gloucester #using designs from whenever based on the vibe. 3 hopes for marianne and hilda bc those are the most casual #post timeskip for lorenz bc thats the oldest lorenz. most come into his own. most likely to go to pride. also i just wanted to draw it lol #claude gets pre timeskip bc the other 2 designs are Less him not more imo. where he's putting up an image for political benefit #trying to look older and more authoritative than he is. whereas pre timeskip he's just chilling

[5hrignold]

I LOVE HIM

#heeeheehoo…. uh anyway crazy how they dropped a quarter of the episode ! i have 2 things to say #the fact that allan actually gets the paperclips within the first like 2 minutes is exciting bc its like #what could possibly happen next to get him in the mess that we saw him in in the trailer #and if that really is dj spit in the helicopter clip then im assuming he finds him in crimeville which #btw i love that name . to name a part of town that is so dumb i love it #i can soo tell this is going to be such a good episode i just know it #and well i will miss those two for the whole week . and i wonder if they and/or glep appear at the ending scene #well i mean like. obviously. personally i Love the little formula of the main 5 ALWAYS being back all together at the end of every ep #no matter what happens #well. ok not every ep. like less than half actually. but ya know i just love it when it happens #smiling friends spoilers #f #i rlly do wonder if anything will be able to beat shrimp as my number 1 favourite side character … we’ll see

[ilikecheeseandchocolatee]

So I’m studying for the PAT (Physics Admissions Test) which is the entrance exam for Oxford, and is in less than a week (on Friday). And due to my ✨ deplorable ✨ mental health I only got round to looking at the syllabus for it yesterday.

Now I am someone who has barely ever done past papers in my entire life because I’m too lazy to do so, but I know that this entrance exam is supposed to be obscenely difficult, so I decided to just look at some of the questions from past exams today to get a feel of them before I actually go over the topics on the test.

Turns out. I did take slightly (very much) longer than I’m supposed to for one of the questions but every question that I tried, I for correctly except for 1, which is where I lost 1 mark. ONE. MARK. And I’m freaking out because I did not think I’m smart enough to even get 10% on this exam, seeing as it’s for freaking OXFORD UNIVERSITY.

And I am having super much trouble trying to find a middle ground between hubris and imposter syndrome. I’ve gone my entire life thinking I’m just lucking my way past every test I do, and am trying to accept that it’s just me doing the work required — except I really don’t do that much work. And I’m trying so hard to not succumb to hubris and I know that under timed conditions I’d probably do terribly (especially with exam pressure) but I please require help and if any of you has advice please lmk thank you

#studyblr #oxford #oxford university #help #psychology side of tumblr #PAT #physics admissions test #physics #STEM #Science #hubris #imposter syndrome #genuinely I need help #this is in less than a week I need to calm the fuck down #and maybe just study a bit because while I did those questions well I still have no idea what the fuck I’m doing #also another problem I’m having is how my depression affects my memory #it’s always been bad but recently it’s getting worse #and now it’s at the point where I forget what calculation I’m doing in the middle of the calculation #if I’m gonna be honest I spent an hour on the first question solely because I kept forgetting what I’m doing #it’s not even pages of calculations to forget where I’m going like it’s literally a 2 line calculation #and my brain just goes error slate automatically wiped please try again #thanks brain but I kinda need you to function right now #FUCKING OXFORD UNIVERSITY

[kathrynmjaneway]

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#still wild to me that i am in a relationship #itll be 3 months next week and i am obsessed with him than ever #i never couldve imagined itd actually be like this but it is literally everything i ever wanted #hes sooooo kind #and sweet and i could gush about him all day long #i mentioned in front of two of his friends how im planning to buy a ps5 in the next couple months bc i only have Nintendo consoles #and i wanna play other games #and his two friends where like well why arent you getting a gaming pc????? #important note here: they all are gaming nerds and they are all like IT guys incl my boyfriend #and i explained that its just the easiest way and that im not really a pc gamer #(but important note here is that my bf has hi gaming pc set up on his tv and plays with a controller exclusively and i do vibe with that) #and then all 3 basically were like we will literally build you a gaming pc ourselves so you dont buy a ps5!!!! #that was 2 days ago. #yesterday my boyfriend showed me his research into possible gaming pc set ups for me that would be within a certain budget #while still being definitely more than good enough #and he explained some things to me and asked my opinions #and now im sat here like ok 🥺 #i think ill let my boyfriend build me a gaming pc #mind you i wasnt planing on getting a ps5 before fall the earliest bc im planning on moving soon and money and all that #but hes already planning and gathering ideas #while still understanding why i initially wanted a ps5 (less money and i have no idea about gaming pc set ups) and leaving it fully up to me #i am also now at exactly 100 hours into elden ring with him as my backseater #which means end game shit #i am currently switching between trying to win against Malenia Mogh lord of blood and radagon #its........ going #i maxed out my number of flasks and charges?? is that what its called #and i got my +10 staved and sword/catana #its still super fun but hoh boy #the rush of adrenaline when i finally beat godfrey and my boyfriend was so hapoy for me too it was honestly super fucking adorable #personal