#let me take a week off

[jay-wasstuff]

Mike: is struggling financially and mentally

Vanessa: *throws his prescription medicine*

Edit: it's not just about whether Mike needed the drugs (which he didn't, i understand), it's about the fact SHE LITTERED and most likely polluted the river too.

#oh whats that? you been taking these on a regular schedule for the past 10+ years? nah you'll be fine going cold turkey :)) #and these are only like $20-$50US+ a week or smt you'll be fine lol let me just litter this #fnaf movie spoilers #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #mike schmidt #vanessa monroe #elizabeth afton #josh hutcherson #elizabeth lail #william afton #halloween #happy halloween #(btw idk usa sleeping prescription medication prices i just went off my research. but if you know lmk)

[fazcinatingblog]

Sunday afternoon: stressed about football

Sunday evening: starts to suspect what's happened to Alice Russell.

Sunday night: wakes up in the middle of the night stressed that they'll find the body right near to the cabin and it'll point right to the girls because WHO ELSE???? I mean the four of them are HIDING THE BIG SECRET THAT THEY KILLED AND BURIED HER, AREN'T THEY??????

#god i can't #i just want to finish reading but i need to sleep?????? #let me take a week off #stress leave #please #this is all collingwood's fault #they started the stress #wait no #I just remembered my boss ok yes it's her #what a thing to bond over after a retreat though #do the four of them remain working together #i hope they go their separate ways #jill should leave and become a teacher #bree... she's no longer assistant to Alice so i hope she gets a better job #moves upwards #i don't know #i just #oh my god #i need to finish the book #it's going to finish like the lost man right? like they 'know' what happened but shhhh #police just like 'this could be right under our noses' as they stand on freshly turned soil next to a cabin #i hope they just leave still confused #'well we checked everywhere couldn't find her' #like ugh please #i can't handle this #i don't want the girls to get in trouble

[ccorinthian]

fuck you ageism fuck you life ending at 30 fuck you makeup industry forcing us to feel bad about a natural process fuck you hustle culture fuck you instagram fuck you youtube fuck you glorification and deification of youth fuck you who make people feel bad for not having "achieved anything" in their 20s fuck you people who peaked in high school and try to drag everybody down by insisting it's all downhill after 19

#im not dedicating hours and days and weeks of my 20s of hard work on my mental health to cope w shit i went through #for some bitches on websites to tell me ill shrivel up and die when i hit 30 unless my life is perfect by then #youre not dragging me down to that mindset and i wont let your doom and gloom about turning older make me feel like shit !! #some of us have to rebuild ourselves from ground up and that shit takes time and thats FINE and if you think otherwise fuck off honestly #ageism is such a disgustingly overlooked aspect thats so ingrained in our culture and you need to recognise it #or you'll just feel worse and worse about yourself with every passing day bc guess what baby you cant go back!! #SICK of the negativity surrounding age on this website get yourself the fuck together honestly

[bread-wizards]

I think a lot of the meta about Orym forgets that Orym isn't just an adventurer, he is a former bodyguard. His self worth is tied up in how well he can protect people and especially his loved ones. Thats why he sold his future to a hag, because its all he had left to give in order to be able to help.

Thats also why he seems so angry after FCG's death.

Otohan has killed his husband and father. Then him. Then he is brought back and told she also killed Fearne and Laudna. She killed Eshteross. She almost kills Keyleth. Now FCG has to sacrifice himself to save them all and kill Otohan and Orym was knocked out for it.

His job is to protect people and even with the added power from Nana Morri, it's still not enough. 6 years later and his loved ones are still dying and he can do nothing but watch.

#cr spoilers #critical role #orym #they have all lost people and are all grieving #but i have seen a lot of people saying he isnt acknowledging other people grief #give him a week to cool down #i see this like laudna when the groups rejoined and she was mad at the other team for having a nice trip #bor'dor was traumatic for all three of them for different reason #but her killing him and leaning into delilah specifically set her off in a way it didnt with the others and they got that #thats also whats happening here #otohan dying from a friend sacrificing themselves to save them all sets orym off #its not just grief this is tied into his everything #like i said #i will argue that a good 95% of his self worth is how well he can serve others #he has chosen to be their protector and everyone is dying #there is no closure to be found in otohans death because he failed even with the power from nana morri #and before anyone jumps on the 'orym fans cant take criticisms' #please just block me #i am being reactionary because people annoyed me #let me do that in peace #i wanna be sad about my little guy

[lavenoon]

Before domestication comes a good, thorough hosing down

So, uh. This was supposed to be a wet beast wednesday and "stinky sewer troll" joke in one. And then it got entirely away from me. I continue ignoring canon and living in my made up timeline of Severing Hell's Leash (if you look closely, you can see Angor wear his ring!), and in that timeline he needs a shower.

Also version without the water below the cut

#post let luce #tales of arcadia #trollhunters #jim lake jr #angor rot #severing hell's leash #my art #im also writing again so out of time wont be the only piece in the series for much longer hfdjsk #just. please just take this i spent SO much time on this joke fhdjsk #it WAS very important to me to finish this today #given that i started last year n then didnt work on it for a few weeks (had to crochet gifts instead) #gotta start off this year with powerwashing the angry troll #also yeah jim has his amulet at the ready for the deep clean. gotta be prepared for feral reactions to water #enough rambles. enjoy <3

[banancrumbs]

Dream remembered Death’s words in experiencing a bit of human life, so he just decided to stay like a wet cat after getting caught in the rain with Hob

what happened after this art!

#my art #sandman #the sandman #dreamling #centennial husbands #dreamhob #dream of the endless #morpheus #dream sandman #hob gadling #its not like hob gets embarrassed for anything but he also was alive during the #oh god an ankle 😳😳😳😳 #he of course didn’t say it in a suggestive way and neither did dream understood it like that but i think you know #dream taking his shirt off just like this i think he would take a bit before dealing 100% #i guess also #tw drinking #oh and also let me! #thank you so much for the kind messages you left for me from some weeks ago! #i didn’t write an answer because i was still you know #but it was very important for me to read it all! 🥺 thank you once again!!!!

[cuoredimuschio]

okay, but where's my steddie AU where steve wants to learn to play guitar to impress a girl he's infatuated with and he remembers that munson kid was always hanging up posters for his weird band at school, so he hikes out to eddie's usual dealing spot behind the track and asks (with far less groveling than he really should have) if eddie will teach him how to play, and obviously eddie says no because why would he want to help king steve, but of course, steve offers to pay him, $20 a week, and well, that's the kind of get-the-hell-out-of-this-shithole-town cash eddie really can't afford to refuse, so fine, he'll teach steve to play and they'll spend inordinate amounts of time together tucked away in eddie's room and they'll start to see that they have more in common than they thought and that they kind of had each other all wrong, and eddie will put his hand over steve's to help him get the placement for a tricky chord and it totally won't awaken anything in either of them?? where is it??

edit: i started writing it

#steve x eddie #steddie #stranger things #someone tell me this has already been written because i need it. please. #bonus points if steve shows up to the first practice session empty-handed #and eddie nearly calls the whole thing off when he has the Audacity to grab at eddie's sweetheart as if eddie'd ever let him play her #and he doesn't even teach steve anything that day because rule number one get your own fucking guitar and keep your mitts off mine #but by the end when eddie is deep deep deep in love and it's time to send steve off to woo this lucky girl of his #he offers to let steve take his sweetheart because she's guaranteed to make him look ten times hotter and cooler #and he'll have no trouble sweeping his girl off her feet and maybe eddie's breaking his own heart but it's fine—as long as steve's happy #except steve doesn't seem nearly as happy as eddie thought he would be #he seems sad actually and eddie kind of hates that so he starts to make some lame joke about how steve should be honored #because eddie wouldn't lend his baby out to just anyone and that gets steve to crack half a smile #but then he puts the guitar down on eddie's bed (with all due gentle reverence) walks over takes eddie's face in his hands and kisses him #kisses him like he's been dying to do it for weeks. because he has #because somewhere along the line it stopped being about wanting to impress a girl and started being about wanting to be with eddie #it started being screwing up on purpose so that eddie would grab his hands and show him how it's supposed to be done #and forgetting about lessons entirely and just sitting around and listening to eddie talk or just watching him play #because somewhere along the line steve fell out of infatuation and into love with the last person he ever expected.... #anyway idk where i'm going with this

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

Leonard 'Cold As Ice' Snart: Huh. It's been almost twenty minutes since I explained to a murderer just how much Flash and I like each other. I better do something about that.

#leonard snart #captain cold #the flash #coldflash #like shipper goggles notwithstanding #this guy fucking loves barry #and will tell anyone who will listen #everyone else must have hated it when len was on the JLA #because he probably did. not. shut. up. about how amazing barry is #kal would be trying to microwave his burrito and jack frost's sugar daddy pops up behind him #so he's already prepared with 'Yes Len. I know you put ten grand on the last race between me and Barry.' #'I'm very glad that you knew that he was going to beat me. No I don't need to hear why for the thirteenth time this week.' #'Oh goodness is that the time? I have to go get a kitten out of a tree.' #green arrow starts in with his usual Anti-Barry stance #and gets backed into a corner by a hockey hooligan dressed like an ice pixie #who gets up in his face and makes him take back every mean thing he ever said about His Flash #under threat of having his fingers frozen and snapped off let's see you fire an arrow now you rich hypocrite

[danwhobrowses]

Taliesin for the sake of sanity I'm gonna have to ask you to NEVER LET ASHTON DO THAT AGAIN

Except the kissing Fearne part, more of that!

#critical role #bells hells #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #taliesin jaffe #ashley johnson #sometimes warnings are there for a reason! #visibly shaking #frothing panicking unable to think #but yay Callowmoore #callowmoore #y'know after Fearne forgives him for almost dying #you regret what you don't take remember Ashley? #but now Ash is both Emperor and Empress so I need some magmatic power buffs going now since the gambit (somehow) paid off #rockwild #Taliesin you LITERAL PUNK #seeing discourse in the tag though I don't get; Fearne didn't want it so Ash took it that's all there is #the Hells are gonna be so mad but Ashton was not gonna let anyone die for them because they are what they're fighting for #hoof in the face is deserved though 'I love you so much but I hate you right now' style #3 weeks and several mental scenarios did not prepare me for that #ashton x fearne #fearne x ashton #cr spoilers #now commence a full week of more mental scenarios that won't prepare me but will at least keep me somewhat composed

[heartbreakfeelsogood]

photos from summer sonic 2023

#fall out boy #FALL OUT BOY ALIVE AND WELL AFTER THE TWO WEEK DROUGHT #PATRICK ANSWER MY CALLS I CAN SHOW YOU SUCH A GOOD TIME LETS TAKE THAT SHIRT OFF SEXY #PETE LOOKS SO CUTE 🥹 #BUT ALSO I WANT HIM TO [REDACTED] MY [REDACTED] #JOE COME INTO MY BED **** ***** ***** ** ******** #ANDY * *** **** **** ******* #<- long drive making me act like a fool apparently #i’m posting these for myself because i don’t have the energy to see if someone else has LOL #still have . 6 and a half hours to drive 👹 #fob #the best boys #andy #joe #pete #patrick #smfs era

[moss-sprouted]

have i gotten deep into the life series and the hermits/others included in that? (as well as some of s6 of hermitcraft) yes!

have i become completely addicted to these funky little people? absolutely

and have i spent the last few days crying at animations on youtube about the various life series? ...you cant prove anything

#sorry i do not know all the terms yet ahdkkd #hermitcraft #double life #limited life #3rd life #last life #hey if im tagging anything wrong PLEASE let me know i am so new to this i started double life like less than a week ago and am taking off #from there #also i Crave the lore right now #life series #life series smp

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

there’s something so alluring about the idea of living in a perpetual horror movie to me. like a time loop. specifically a paranormal one where you could never make it out alive. in the same sense of “heaven is a place where nothing really happens” (from the talking heads song Heaven), being trapped in a story where there’s only one ending and you suffer through whatever horrors are laid out for you (but they are laid out exactly as they are and always will be, and they are laid out for YOU) sounds like. morbidly peaceful. no need to worry what happens next, you already know. and you’ve done it a hundred times. of course you’re in pain but it’s intimately familiar and maybe you don’t even register your suffering anymore. and you’re not preoccupied by your performance in this dance anymore either— it feels like whatever you do, the same events occur, but you’re an actor in a story and you never had free will to begin with. anyways. it just sounds kind of nice 👍

#^voice of a guy who would be fine if he was trapped in a time loop bc he puts so much value and emphasis into the mundane #cro talks #it’s late but i’ve been thinking about this for like a week now. am i insane or is this like. even mildly relatable #also to expand on that talking heads lyrics— it just makes me sad to think about. the idea of a perfect place being completely uneventful— #and just the same few experiences over and over again exactly the same? i mean like. true. tbh #sad not in the sense that i’d hate that if it happened to me but overcome with jealousy and desperation #this is where arguments of free will vs predetermination really get to me. i DO believe in free will. but is it so bad to wish for — #predetermination instead? take your hands off the wheel and do whatever you want. everything will happen as it always would have. #anyways #feeling normal about this. feeling regular #please let me know if this sounds crazy i’d like to know. not that i care i’m just curious #horror

[amygdalae]

what if i skipped my zoom class today.

#my friend is skipping it to take their car for an oil change and its making me want to skip too #i wanna do it so baaad but i already missed class last week cuz i was sick (its a weekly class that switches between in person and online) #i need to stop self sabotaging...........im so tired all the time and i dont enjoy anything and i dont wanna hafta be on camera #oh also its a 3 hour class. i cannot fucking stand being on camera that long. and my prof doesnt let u turn your camera off

[statementlou]

Hello, do you think is possible that we will get a FITF live album? Louis and the band sound so good on tour.

they doooo! I love Steve's arrangements and additions to the songs so much! Honestly I have no idea; on the one hand it seems like Louis might be more focused on moving towards new stuff, like we are still in FITF mode but by the time it came out he had had it forever and now he's well into LT3 and probably feeling more excited about those new songs and sounds; on the other hand he is very good at working the industry stuff and all the angles and it's basically free money, right? He has said FITF was a further step towards the sound he wants most rather than the finish line, so it's possible that as happened with Walls as he works more on the new one he is getting less enthused about sharing the old stuff; but I think adding Steve's arrangements and just moving away from some of the songs seems to have lessened that this time around, so maybe that isn't a factor. Here's the thing though: the only way it would happen or make sense I think would be if it was recorded pretty recently, like one of the UK shows; the show was still being tweaked and gelled and cooking until then. But if they wanted to make vinyl (and surely they would? fancy double vinyl of live albums is SUCH a thing), that is very very long process of waiting around these days. First you have to get lacquers made (this is the physical thing that the recording is cut into that all the records are duplicates of- if you want quality it has to be more or less handmade by an artisan) but one of the two places left in the world that made those burnt to the ground in 2020 so there's a super long wait time on that. Then it just has to get made; but there are basically ten large scale factories left (again, in the WORLD) that press records so that also has a very long wait time... so it would take forever and the thing is I think we're getting LT3 in the late fall/ early winter (I bet he's using this month to finish it up so it can begin this lengthy process). So I kind of don't think so, like I guess they could do a CD/ cassette/ digital only in late spring and make so much money, and it would be fun, but who knows. Either way, I just hope Louis has Steve do some production work on LT3, I like his sounds and ideas a lot, and that he keeps him around to do his tours forever!

#could I have just said it takes a while to make records I GUESS #but maybe people are interested! #IN MY DAY *totters up on a creaky walker* you could just be like I wanna make a record of my band #and send off $500 and a mastered recording and 6 weeks later get a couple boxes of 7's in the mail #SIGHHHH #this planning a year in advance is such a bummer I bet Louis would much rather get to write the songs and share them #and by a year later be onto whole new ones #it's no wonder he doesn't remember the lyrics by the time it's time to tour them he's ages past those ones #fitf live #vinyl pressing #steve durham #is the drummer but also the tour musical director #I've always had an embarrassing thing for drummers and I genuinely do not have a thing for steve because I am past that tyvm #but every time I rave about him I do side eye myself like is this correct or are you just in drummer groupie mode #anyway he looks just like- I kid you not- a drummer I have uh #what #had a Thing With let us say #once upon a time #but honestly I really do just like his arrangements musically I think he seems kind of annoying personally #and that tattoo artist was his friend and that guy seemed like a DOUCHE which made me even more skeptical #anyway enjoy the personal TMI corner GOTTA GO BYE

[somegrumpynerd]

Staring out the window longingly when will my motivation to draw return from war

#Charlie Stuff #Please my week off is almost over orz #Pain and suffering on planet earth #At least I'm still having fun cross stitching so that's something #I know it's important to rest and not burn myself out and taking breaks is good #But it also sucks and I hate it >:T #Let me draw for 10 hours straight every day with no consequences dammit

[yuriyuruandyuraart]

FNK WEEK: day 7- coffee boy's girls' birthdays

woo!! i'm finally done >:'Dc i've said this before and i'll say it again but goshh drawing each prompt of the list has been such a fun experiment!! i can definitively say i like the resulting pieces much more than last year's hhh x)

and a very happy late birthday @help-im-a-gay-fish!! and thank you for holding such a cool event in the first place<3333

studio au belongs to @zu-is-here

fem designs are made by me

fnk week is hosted by @help-im-a-gay-fish

#art #my art #fluffynightkiller week #fluffynightkiller #fnk week #killer sans #ccino sans #nightmare sans #ccino #nightmare #killer #fem!ccino #fem!killer #fem!nightmare #((i just realized i forgot to draw the wedding ring jgzeheg omgg :'D let's just imagine she hid it in her pocket or something HHH)) #fgzejhf SO sorry about not wishing you a good bday earlier but i thought ending off the week with your gift would've been a better idea #thank you so so much for your support dude!!! you don't know just how much it means to me istg >:')c #hope you enjoyed your special day and take a good care of yourself<3333