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onbearfeet · 11 days
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I have acquired a boysenberry plant, and thereby a lot of feelings.
I grew up picking boysenberries at my grandparents' place every summer. Grandma had somehow gotten cuttings off Walter Knott (of Knott's Berry Farm fame--no, I still don't know how, no one ever found out, she just DID THINGS LIKE THAT) and planted them all over a rambling terraced slope behind the garage. Every summer, the grandkids (mostly me, after a while, as the youngest female and therefore lowest in the family hierarchy) would go out back with a bucket and get stabbed a whole bunch and come inside with fruit and maybe some exciting new injuries. (Thorns like needles. Juice the color of blood.)
The taste of boysenberries is something I'm often asked to describe, and the approximate answer is "bite into a raspberry and a blackberry at the same time, and you'll mostly have it." But it's more than that. It's the taste of long summer evenings, of hiding out back with a book and eating yourself sick, of Grandma serving you an extra-big slice of cobbler because she noticed your brothers being shitty to you and food is how Depression-era farm kids express love. It's the taste of belonging somewhere that will never exist again.
Anyway, this plant is about to be the most spoiled, pampered little thorn-monster you've ever seen.
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elle-rph · 2 months
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I’ll be fine, I just gotta scream into the void for a second
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help-itrappedmyself · 2 months
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Do any of you ever get the sick urge to capitalize numbers? It never works, pisses me off every time.
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fallstaticexit · 5 months
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Celebrating 9 years with my wife tonight 🌹 fun fact: 9 years ago in a McDonald’s parking lot it took me an entire 30 minutes to actually ask her to be my girlfriend 😭 I was a wreck omg soo nervous. She was standing there waiting like🧍🏻‍♀️
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back1nt1me · 16 days
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Lifepost 💎🔊
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obimaulartfire · 6 months
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Sometimes when I'm at work my brain autofills my words with whatever I'm thinking about at the time. This is how I almost answered the phone with "Hello, this is Book of Boba Fett! :)"
I DID mentally correct myself, but can you imagine
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beanie-bami · 6 months
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studio shot—i moved in a couple months ago and only just today got my drawing table all set up :^) i wanna put more up on the walls but i’m retiring some old art i used to hang up so i can make room for new experiments
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y3t1cr4b54ndb4t5 · 5 months
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a story from our Dakota fictive
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he's so damn gay bro
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vxidd · 25 days
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my 5 day work week starts back up tomorrow, bailed on dinner plans because I was feeling so overwhelmed for no reason
back home and trying to get laundry done and not agonize over the shitty tiny details that are going wrong in my life
I’m employed, in a stable relationship and live in an affordable apartment. If a year ago me was reading this they would probably be floored so I’m just going to try and focus on that
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wordsoup420 · 4 months
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Cat, loudly: "MEOOWWW MEOW?"
me: he's singing the song of his people
Mom, grabbing and shaking his face: well we don't enjoy that song here, so sing of a different people
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kit-williams · 1 month
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Dadatar
Got a jaw harp...
Now I'm just thinking about some pink/slanneshi night lord man fuckin playing the jaw harp to annoy me
Also remember my chaos space marine test right?
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This is Dadatar's
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HE HAS BEEN MAKING NON STOP ALPHA LEGION JOKES AND PUNS AND PLAYFULLY GASLIGHTING ME
Im a Night Lord presenting Alpha legion... or some shit like that
He's scary and I love him but god he's scary
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alinaandalion · 13 days
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every single fucking day, I think maybe things are improving here and turns out I've just been made to look like an idiot again because the explanation I was given from someone who should have known what they were doing is just completely incorrect
I'm a year into this job and feel like an absolute failure almost every single day no matter how much I keep trying
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onbearfeet · 3 months
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Love to be working on applications and see that everyone wants 2-3 letters of recommendation for their position specifically (because I definitely know enough people to do that for the hundreds of applications it takes to get a job), a TB test (because let's ABSOLUTELY get the American healthcare system involved), a personal letter of introduction to the boss (because if I knew someone who knew the boss I wouldn't still be looking for work), and transcripts from my high school (which closed years ago, left all their records to a literal cult, and oh yeah I HAVE TWO COLLEGE DEGREES FROM A UNIVERSITY PEOPLE HAVE HEARD OF but no that doesn't matter it's only the fucking culty high school that counts).
I AM OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER THE REAGAN ADMINISTRATION. AND I HAVE A MASTER'S DEGREE.
And I guarantee you no one will read any of it.
Aaaaaaa.
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help-itrappedmyself · 1 month
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Alright everybody,
I'm going to be travelling, so while I've been too busy packing and preparing I haven't managed to work on anything.
I will be gone for about a week and a half. I am going to continue to do my best to work on my projects when I can, but I will not be posting any new updates until I'm back. Instead I will be outlining some new ideas, writing whenever I can, and maybe working on getting more of my stuff up on AO3, starting with Summoning since it's mostly done.
The AO3 work will include a lot of revisions and trying to beta my own work for errors so hopefully it's better quality by the time it's transferred over. And suffering through trying to format on AO3. In that vein if there are any important tags you think I should add to my fics, warnings, or otherwise please let me know.
I'm sorry I won't be posting while I'm gone. Hopefully, if all goes to plan, by the time I get back I will have a lot of progress to post.
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trixieparker · 4 months
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I know it's a bit late to make this post, but I recently cut my hair really short for New Year's to see how much it would grow in by next year. I made some Picrews, as usual, to summarize the changes without posting pictures of myself on Tumblr.
This is my old hairstyle, along with a scarf that reminds me of one a friend gave me in middle school:
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My hair reached down to my lower back close to the hips when I let it hang and its front parts were more than half the length of my arm. I got it mostly shaved off on New Year's Eve, so it looks like this:
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Whew...well, that's a lot fewer tangles I get to deal with this year! Personally, I have yet to find anything I regret about this decision. Thanks for bothering to read this post of mine, despite me only being the younger sister of @dynamic-k, the rookie local celebrity AO3 author in the AvA/AvM fandom. Go check her out, by the way; she's really good at what she does!
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gnomie-afterdark · 1 year
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