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lavieaquatique · 2 years

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sometimes i feel bad for being a simp but then i remember that daniel’s character in lila lila with *little to no hesitation* lied about being a whole ass writer JUST TO IMPRESS a girl and i feel better

#this is called selfcare #thank you daniel and your amazing roles <3 #making me feel good about my simping habits #no bc fr #david took simping on a WHOLE OTHER LEVEL #like 😳😳😳 boy no plz😳😳😳#just too cute for this world #daniel brühl #daniel bruhl #lila lila #david kern

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creedslove · 8 months

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Head canons about Pedro boys and if they are tits or ass men, plz!

Featuring: Javier Peña, Joel Miller, Agent Whiskey, Dave York x f!reader

A/N: I am not very good at this because I honestly can't decide it, to me they're all crazy about it xD also, I decided not to include Javi Gutierrez because I love him but I don't actually see him in a sexual way 😳🤣

Javier Peña: I know it's kind of a cliche but Javi simply can't decide between ass or tits, he likes both, he fucks both and he will be drooling over both. He loves big, sexy cleavages, don't expect him paying attention to any work meeting while you have that piece of skin showing; he also goes nuts to see your ass in a pencil skirt, that man loves it

Joel Miller: Joel's an ass man and no one can change my mind. His caveman brain goes so wild the moment he sees your ass in those tight tempting jeans. He loves seeing you in a tiny bikini and he is definitely into ass eating and ass fucking

Agent Whiskey: Jack is a tits man and I'm sure of it. Of course he loves your ass, but your tits... He can't get enough of them. He loves how you tempt him with revealing cleavages and well, that cowboy is a sucker for nipple play, you can expect him to bury his face between your breasts and then spend a long time just licking and sucking your nipples and if you get pregnant he'll love how big they'll get and yes, he will also have at least a minor lactation kink

Dave York: probably another cliche here but Dave has adoration for the both of them; your body is in fact his body because you belong entirely to him and he won't rest until he's marked them over and over with his cum. You can expect a lot of tit fucking from Dave, as well as him wanting to fuck you in the ass, he will spend some good time rimming you and he would also buy you all sorts of butt plugs and of course, he will spank you when you misbehave

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witloph · 1 year

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𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳

Hi everyone!! So I'm a huge ass simp for this guy! I'd love to treat you all with some of my ideas of him! I hope you all will enjoy them! ᰔᩚ

𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳

♡ Bob 100% owns the boys and grills restaurant. You can't change my mind.

♡ I also believe that he doesn't just eat people, he may eat people, or regular ol' burgers, but I believe he also eats deer, bear, beaver, and raccoon(lmao yeah I'm a country girl--).

♡ I swear this man listens to country and southern music. He also plays it in his restaurant.

♡ He also dances with you to them. Especially the romantic country songs.

♡ More than likely you met Bob at his restaurant, or when he's out for his nightly walks.

♡ If you also like eating forest animals, he's definitely making you some special meals just for you when you visit his restaurant.

♡ You're definitely his favorite customer. He hates that you don't come visit him much.

♡ Unless you start visiting more often then he's a very happy little butcher man. (🤭)

♡ He does have a sweet tooth. 🍬🍭

♡ He's more soft than he is flirty, but he does get some confident boosts at times to say you look good one day or something he likes about you randomly.

♡ A few times after talking to you he's in love with you. Wants to know more about you, as much as he can.

♡ Be warned, he gets obsessive over time, especially if you two grow into a relationship. If he catches another person even staring at you in any way he doesn't like, consider them missing.

♡ Don't worry he ain't gonna eat them. He doesn't eat trash. He's got more morales than that.

♡ I honestly think Bob didn't have a good childhood growing up, so I like to think he may have some mental health issues or illnesses. Ya'know?

♡ Bob actually gets really excited when he hears you're voice on the phone or when you two are out together. He can't get enough of you.

♡ Man will literally stop in mid killing someone to just answer your call I stg.

♡ Constantly wants your affection and attention.

♡ Bob is definitely a yandere, but not to the point he'd ever harm you, or your friends and family.

♡ Don't bring family drama or friend Dramamine to him, he'll probably go and kill them. Actually he will.

♡ Bob is definitely a cuddler. Soft as hell. 10/10 best man to get a hug from.

♡ He's also very strong too. S don't think he can't lift you up. (All you chubby cuties out there. 😉)

♡ If you ever feel sad, and he see's it. Immediately by your side, asking you wants wrong or just staying listen and holding you.

♡ If you were hurt by someone, oh lawd they ain't never gonna live to see day light again.

♡ He loves to get kisses from you. Especially on his face. Prep his face with love plz! 💕

𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳 𓏳

Welp, that's all I have for now. I hope you all enjoyed these as much as I did!

Edit: Y'all why tf didn't you tell me I had spelling errors in here! 😭 I add some more little points in this tho for y'all. 😳

#spooky month #spooky month bob #bob velseb #bob velseb headcannon's #bob velseb x reader #bob velseb x self insert #canon x y/n #canon x self insert #spooky month bob velseb #x y/n #x you #x you headcannon's #bobvelseb #bob velseb x y/n #bob velseb x you

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nerdysleepybunny · 1 year

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(This is my first time requesting something) I was wondering if you could do a tpn X fem reader (separate ofc )wear the reader likes to play with their hair while cuddling ( fluff plz) 🌈- anon

Of course! Welcome to the clouds, 🌈 anon! Thank you for the request, hope you enjoy! 💕

🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷

Fandom(s): The Promised Neverland

Character(s): Norman, Ray, Emma

Reader: Feminine (she/you)

TW: Feminine petnames

Style: Hcs

Summary: Norman, Ray, and Emma (separate) react to a reader that likes to play with their hair whilst cuddling.

Norman:

Soft blushy boy. <3

I feel like the feeling of you brushing your fingers through his locks and scratching his scalp is just super relaxing, so he’d definitely fall asleep.

Once he’s asleep put his hair in a ponytail (or, do the best you can with how short his hair is-) and see his reaction when he wakes up!

When he notices he’ll be like 😮😳🥹

He would tackle you but then he’s like “no no no must be gentle with my baby”

“Thank you princess, I love it.” AND THAT CUTE SMILE SKDHAJDNSBX

Many many smooches on both ends. 😭💕

I feel like Norman doesn’t get much physically affection so he absolutely melts whenever you play with his hair.

Just the cutest boy. Protect him at all costs. 🫶🏻

Ray:

If he’s in one of his soft moods he’s laying against you, then he just feels your hand touch the top of his head and he jumps. You think you hurt him or made him uncomfortable and go to move your hand but then he relaxes into you and pulls your hand back. 😭

Whilst you’re playing with his hair he turns to you and tries to look all scary and being like “don’t tell ANYONE about this” but you knowing him just smooch the look off his face and being like “sure”

BLUSHY BLUSHY BOI

Turns back around scoffing but you know he liked it. 💀

Don’t tease him though. He WILL slap you. (Then apologize over and over but don’t tell that to anyone)

If someone walks in or you tell someone about what happened he’ll go full gaslight mode, as a joke of course. Just denying everything even if there’s proof.

Ray: *looking at the picture Emma took of you playing with his hair and him blushing*

Ray: *scoffs* “What is this? This never happened. Something must be wrong with all of you.”

You: *trying not to laugh*

Ray, preparing to slap you if you even dare laugh: *intense side eye*

He likes the affection, just don’t tease or tell others. 😭

Emma:

HERE’S OUR BALL OF SUNSHINE! Quite literally-

She loves loves LOVES it!!

You two are so close that you’re surprised your bodies aren’t morphing together into one.

When she feels your fingers begin to comb through her hair, she’s giggling and leaning into your touch.

She’ll even reach up and play with yours as well!

Safe to say the two of you fell asleep lol.

She’ll let you play with the little strand of hair at the top of her head. That means a lot because she doesn’t let ANYONE touch it. Except you now! :D

You like to curl it around your finger to make it all curly. She hates how weird it looks but lets you keep doing it, just sitting there with a mad pouty face whilst you laugh at her face and her hair. 😭

Poor baby is just like >;( 🥹

She expects MANY smooches when you’re done torturing her.

You know that little braid Emma has in her hair in season 2? You either taught her how to do it or you do the braid for her lol.

“Y/NNNNN, MAKE MY HAIR LOOK COOL!” The girl whined and wouldn’t shut up till you agreed to style her hair. There wasn’t many options due to how short it was, but you finally decided a little side braid would look nice. She loved it so so much that she had you restyle it whenever the braid comes out. :D

She’ll literally be so sad when it came out for the first time thinking it would never be replaceable. She would’ve actually started crying if you didn’t tell her you can do it again. 😭

“Y/N THE BRAID CAME OUT!!"

“Calm down princess I can braid your hair again..”

“REALLY?! :0”

“Yes now stay still.”

You smooched the tears off her cheeks and restyled her hair, meaning happy Emma. :D

“THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!!”

“Shut up Emma.”

“NO YOU SHUT UP RAY, Y/N IS THE BEST PERSON IN THE UNIVERSE!”

“Ray is right Emma, you are being a bit loud..”

“NORMAAAAN, YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON MY SIDE!”

“Lower your voice, Em.”

“Anything for you Y/N! :D”

Emma’s a simp lmfao.

🩷☁️N E R D Y S L E E P Y B U N N Y☁️🩷

The ask didn’t specify which tpn characters they wanted so I just went with the trio, but if you have any other characters in mind just send in another ask! 💕

#bun writes #the promised neverland #tpn x reader #tpn ray #tpn norman #tpn isabella #tpn emma #tpn krone #bun asks

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green-applepie · 6 days

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Ohhhh I bet Laios thought he had a good metabolism before eating dungeon food, but with all the rich protein, I bet it would take him longer to digest, and with him being so gluttonous, he would stuff himself fuller and fuller!

I can imagine his cute face like "??? 🥺 why is my tummy getting so big??" Silly baby boy you're eating too much 😌 plz don't stop, have another helping~

And the NOISES? Ohhh my God such *deeeep* gurgles and groans 🤤

YEEEES!! THIS IS SO GOOOOD!!

Laios looking so perplexed when he feels his armor fitting a lil snug and Chilchuck and Marcil are just like "You're getting fat dummy 🙄"

Senshi on the other hand is 100% encouraging this refilling Laios's plate three or four times in one sitting "Nonsense! Stored up fat will make sure you stay healthy if the food dries up! 😤"

And ooooooh the sounds that belly makes after meal time as it works hard to break down all that food 🤤 sometimes it leads to thunderous wall shaking belches punctuated by a shy lil " 'scuse me 😳" as if it didn't send all thecreatures on that floor running for cover

#burping #male stuffing #soft wg #Fjdidbfichsbdhxhdbfbsjksmll I NEED HIM SO BAD

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jadeittic · 2 years

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HS + Y/I: 2022 (SERIES)

EXTRA (5)

PREVIOUS. NEXT.

HARRY STYLES + PLATONIC!EX-1D MEMBER!FEM!READER

WARNINGS: girl is back from the dead..... swearing(?), basically your ordinary ig comments

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harrystyles

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harrystyles HS + Y/I. YN LN.

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username MISS LN DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT HUN

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yourinstagram

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username EVERYBODY SAY THANK YOU YN AND MARVEL FOR GETTING HIS ROLE AS EROS

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harrystylesupdates harry styles seen at a restaurant with yn ln, logan lerman, and ana corrigan for yn’s bday!!

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username why does this man look so lost

username LITERALLY LIKE WHERE DID YN GO

username HIS HAIR IM SO IN LOVE

username me when my mom needs to get more stuff but im already next in line at the cashier

username HES SOOOOOO

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username HAPPIEST BIRTHDAY YN

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zayn

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zayn Happy 28th to (still) the most annoying person I know. I hope you had the best day today. I just wanted to say that you’re one of the best people to enter in my life.

I would be lying if I said I didn’t miss those stupid and corny jokes you’d shout for everyone to barge into the room and hear what you have to say. Or when you purposely forget a clothing or item so we would be late for late for events.

I miss you a lot, YN. We miss you a lot. Gigi, Khai, and I love you lots. Happiest 28th, YN x

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yourinstagram love love love u so so much zaynnnnn<3333 wanna see u and the two soon ❤️

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niallhoran Guess whattttt! It’s YN’s birthday!!! You’re now 28. I hope your back doesn’t start to hurt soon, we wouldn’t want to hear you complain about that now, do we? It’s your day today, love! I want you to enjoy it the best you can. I’m forever grateful for everything you’ve ever done to the boys and I. You are the nicest person anyone would talk to, even if you’re mad.

Thank you thank you thank youuuuu YN for entering my life. I wouldn’t know what to do if you weren’t here since day 1. No one will ever replace you. Love youuuu and happy birthday ❤️

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yourinstagram OH MY GOD NIALL THIS IS SO SWEET THANK YOU SO MUCH I LOVE U

louist91

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louist91 It’s someone’s day today! You’re almost reaching your thirties, YN. I’m so glad I got close with you and became your best friend back then with no problems. I will always be looking forward to your salty cookies, your overcooked and dried cakes you somehow always manage to ruin every single time.

Just a quick message: Please don’t change, YN. Don’t let anyone change you, not even the media. Just so you know, we’re always here for you. The boys and I are here to help you. You don’t know how much you mean to me. Happy happy birthday, YN! Hope to see you soon. ❤️

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yourinstagram totally not crying rn. totally not crying over you message lou. totally not. love u sm it hurts

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liampayne It’s this lady’s birthday today! I can’t believe you’re 28 already. I remember you saying you wouldn’t want to age older than 23.

YN, your capability keep me out of problems has been one of the greatest attributes I appreciate a lot about you. I still remember back in the days when we were still in the band and how you kept the staff very busy with your naughty antics. I wouldn’t want to ask for anything more. Have a wonderful birthday, YN. Happiest 28th.

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yourinstagram paynooooooo ❤️❤️❤️ this is probably the sweetest message you’ve written to me in our whole years of knowing each other. miss you smmm!

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harrystyles Happy birthday to the coolest person I know. You’ve been there since day 1 and i’m very thankful of that. Good friends are always hard to find. Thank god I found you. You mean very much to me more than you’ll ever know. I remember when you invited me and the boys to your first ever solo concert. God, you were nervous. You didn’t know how to sing in front of all those people without us beside you.

And look at you now, hitting awards here and there. Hell, you’re now performing with me in a few days! I’m so proud of the person you’ve become, YN. I hope you never change. Love youuu and happy 28th birthday, YN ❤️

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yourinstagram i dont even have the words to reply to all the messages all of you sent me today. i love you all so much i cant explain it ❤️

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ageless-aislynn · 11 months

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I’m not going to do a Sara x Reyes Mass Effect: Andromeda vid. Nope. I’m not. Nah. No way.

You believe me, right? 😇

I just played through their romance and ZOH MAH GUH. I love him. I love him sooooo much! 😍😍😍 Heh, and I couldn’t help but laugh because Sara was so shy and awkward flirting with Jaal and with Reyes she was REALLY, REALLY INTO IT. I swear, Vetra ended up standing behind her half the time like

while she was like PATHFINDER YES PLZ

I was kinda expecting Vetra to go all

on her, lol! 😂😂😂

So, um, yeah. Soon as I get a few spare minutes to vid, I’ve already got the song I want to use. I also maaaaay have already gone back and captured their scenes. Considering that I kept missing the spot in the save points that got me to where they met, I opened the Kadara vault, like, 4 times before I got it right, lol. KADARA’S VAULT IS OPEN, Y’ALL. LIKE SUPER DUPER OPEN NOW. If you need help opening Kadara’s vault, just ask because I AM YOUR GIRL. Hi, I’m Ais, I like bad boys, walks on the beach at sunset and OPENING KADARA’S VAULT. 😳😛😉

UPDATE: “Maybe We Could Be A Symphony” is here and you don’t even need to open Kadara’s vault to watch, lol! 😇😉

#mass effect: andromeda #mass effect andromeda #sara ryder #reyes vidal #sara ryder x reyes vidal #no1currs #i'm years too late #but i don't even care #this is one of those #i have such burning love for this pairing i MUST MAKE SOMETHING #ais is vidding #soon #ageless aislynn

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howdoyousleep3 · 2 years

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soooo I googled Gabe Kepler (since I’m Australian) and from ONE pic, the $14M net worth, the S&P beard and the age?

I’m ready to listen. lead the way bestie

I should have known you would be the one to indulge me. 😌 Ilysm.

Okay okay okay pardon the usual fandom interruption, hehe. But...

...he is more than worthy of this interruption. 🤭

Listen, I don't know anything about this man aside from the half hour burst of hyper-fixation where I googled him so, aside from the facts, this is complete bullshit fantasy, okay okay okay?

he’s the manager, the coach, the leader because of course this mf is

he sure looks like the definition of tall, dark, and handsome in my book, is fit af, a big boi, could probably pick up my twin mama 200+ pound tush up and 😮‍💨

the beard, the beard is impeeeeeccable, it's tight and salt and peppery, and looks soft af, barkbarkwoofwoof c'mere zaddy

the hand tattoo. the hand tattoo. the hand tattoo (from what i read it's to memorialize his father who had parkinson's 🥺) don't mind me sitting here dizzy in my drool, what a pretty necklace it would make 😵‍💫

and the sheer size of his hands alone has me faint, wanna get 'em on my throat on my waist on my ass plz

he openly believes in the blm movement, doesn't come out for the national anthem, uses his platform to take a stance and speak out on unjustness and that's arguably the hottest thing about him

y'all should see him get angry too, he got kicked out of a game recently and I 😳🥲

he's' almost 50 years old..........

his taste in music is 💅🏻🙏🏻😻 he once stopped an interview so everyone could listen to greta van fleet playing in the stadium lol my man

have I mentioned he’s ripped af? Like the body is shredded, it’s wild

my current daydream is one where he picks me up from my apartment (daydreams do not include husband or twinsies no I do not feel bad about that yes I am madly in love with my life and my family) and we baaaaaaaarely make it to dinner in time and he’s handsy af and he feeds me bites of food from his fingers and it’s steamy af and he gives me kisses all up and down my neck and asks if I want to come back to his place and—

In conclusion: the stamina, that mean mug, the glasses, the hands, the broodiness, the passion, the body

In conclusion:

#askK #my teesha tag #ily teesha #totally not fic related lmao #pardon the interruption #gabe kapler #my new daydream daddy #feel free to indulge me further or hit my inbox uppppp #anyway back to our regularly scheduled program lol

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chaotic-vibes-only-please · 2 years

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ok ok ok

Hear me out

Cause I've gotta couple things that might catch your attention ;):

FUTURE FICS I WILL MAKE AND I WANT TO SHOW YOU BECAUSE YOUR AWESOME!!!

Masky x Reader - Fantasy AU:

Where [Name] is known as "That one human who just won't die for some reason", and is known as a threat for killing the killers.

Of course she kills them for self-defense, but Killers don't view humans that way and consider her a threat.

So Masky is tasked with retrieving her and bringing her to the Operator/Slenderman.

(Inspired by the Owl House)

Toby x Reader x Eyeless Jack:

Toby, Reader, and Eyeless Jack are trapped in a killing game along with 17 other killers, making 20 if them.

Toby is the Operator/Slenderman's favorite and head Proxy, Eyeless Jack is in Toby's group and is one of the best medics, and [Name] is a poor human caught in the fiasco

(Inspired by Danganronpa).

Hoodie/Brian Thomas x Reader:

This is more of a slice of life, but it's very dark. [Name] is a human who was "adopted" by what I like to call, the Clockwork squad.

The Clockwork squad is: Clockwork (Leader), Jane (second in command), Nina (poster-girl), Nurse Ann (Medic), X-virus (Scout).

However their relationship isn't really healthy, and it resembles that of a toxic nuclear family.

So this is in the timeline in Marble Hornets where Brian "dies". But instead of being revived for the Operator/Slenderman, he ends up in the Zalgo realm.

Where he meets [Name].

(Inspired by South Park, Moral Orel, and Helluva boss)

AND SOME SHIP DYNAMICS:

Masky is a living breathing mess, but [Name] is such an even bigger mess, that it makes him actually ground to earth.

Hoodie is your player hot boy, but then he meets [Name], a shy rich kid with a bunch of family trauma.

Toby is a fucking disgusting rat who makes everyone's life a living hell, but he meets [Name], his ultimate match, that's somehow always catching up and ruining his schemes.

EJ is a gremlin demon with a superiority complex, and [Name] is the one who claps him back down from his pedestal.

Jeff is your local murderous goth, and [Name] is the personification of Barbie, which is actually Jeff's type, nuclear family trauma go brrr.

Consider my attention caught 😳

AHHH THANK YOU FOR SHOWING ME I ALWAYS LOVE HEARING YOUR IDEAS THEY'RE SO GOOD AND YOU LITERALLY MAKE MY DAY!

Fantasy AU sounds absolutely lovely, I think there will be a great chemistry between Masky and the reader 😳

Oooo A Toby x Eyeless Jack x reader looks very cool! I think you can do a lot of great things with the plot, it's an interesting relationship dynamic too👀

I NEED MORE SLICE OF LIFE FICS FOR THIS FANDOM, EVEN IF ITS DARK PLZ ID ABSOLUTELY LOVE FOR THIS BOOK TO EXIST😤 Like you can make it realistic and fluffy at the same time and It's such a good idea ✨️ The Zalgo realm situation would be very cool and the idea that they're all part of a toxic nuclear family is an interesting detail!

The Toby and Reader ship dynamic is perfect- The same with EJ because he does need to be taken down a notch 💀💀💀 Oh gosh I adore each of these different dynamics and I can't wait to see what you create with them💛💛💛

#chill chats

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simp4adork · 1 year

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Longish rant about me being a simp for my bf (this will probably be a more frequent thing)

*texting*

Me: l'm super insecure abt myself so it feels a

little weird saving pictures like that

Him: Oh I see, But it will be just me seeing them and I don't care what u look like at any time of the day because I love u no matter what.

(ahdfjlkhffkhdkskdk brain malfunction😍😫)

*a bit later after I send him the pictures I was insecure about*

Him: Beautiful baby

Me: awh u rlly think so

Him: Yes baby

Me: ur gonna make me cry

Him: Plz don't

Me: ik but I haven't anyone say nice things abt me in a while

Him: Well l will

*other cute stuff cuz we were on the phone for almost 3 hours*

~I swear this boy melts my heart sometimes,, earlier he told his friends "I'm on call with my girl" like agajshfskshh😍😍~

~and we turned our cameras on for a few cuz I wanted to show him something and the whole time he kept looking at me smiling and would nonstop call me cute~

~I told him I had to get dressed to go somewhere and he said "let me see turn your camera on baby" and didn't even care there were people around😳~

~I sent him things that I found on here and he would say things like "that could be us" or "me and you" and things like that~

~last thing I think,, when I would be quiet for a few he'd keep saying baby over and over till I'd respond🥺~

needless to say I'm literally in love with this boy like he has my whole heart and makes me feel so happy and safe and all of those good things😍🥰🥺

#bd/sm daddy #ftm nsft #ftm ns/fw #ftm sub #trans nsft #ftm bottom #ftm mlm #nblm nsft #im a simp #i love his face #i love them #i miss him #my loml #simp4adork #in love

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msookyspooky · 2 years

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Mc spooky ooky- I’m begging💀 PLZ post more Jennifer check I’m literally in love with her

Absolutely 💯 Her, Baby Firefly and Faith from BtVS were my gay awakenings 😳❤️‍🔥

Jennifer finding out you have a crush on her:

- She noticed how you looked at her in class and how quickly you would look away when she caught you. The way you smiled at everything she said and couldn't quite hold eye contact when she stared at you. It was obvious to everyone including her you had a crush on her...What wasn't obvious was she had a crush on you too.

- She found you adorable! Like, too cute for words. She wasted no time calling you petnames or brushing hair out of your face just to see you blush.

- If anyone came near you her possesive nature would kick in. She hates everyone not because they're annoying but because they're getting way too close to you.

- "Don't you have somewhere to be, Smegma? Like, circle jerking it with Ned and Ted or writing your future resume for Arby's?" She'd hiss out with a smartass expression at the nice boy just wanting to talk to you. A predatory look in her eye...If he went missing the next day, you knew who did it even if you couldn't explain how.

- Even girls or nonbinary kids weren't exempt. She may not eat them per say but she wouldn't hesitate to be an utter bitch as a warning for them to back off of what she viewed as hers. If anyone dared challenge her or tried touching you; she was getting suspended for 'accidentally' breaking their arm.

- Her inner demon gets too strong around you. Especially when you stretch in front of her after studying together, a little bit of your hips showing as your shirt raised. Or if you bend down to get a pencil you dropped.

-Eventually her intrusive thoughts win as she shoves you against the nearest surface while you're beet red. Purring in your ear as she doesn't know whether she wants to eat you or screw your brains out.

- "Don't play dumb, honey bunny. I see the way you look at me in class. You're totally love sick for me, aren't you? Say it." She hissed in your ear, running her plump lips down the side of your face. Almost kissing your neck as you got the truth dragged out of you.

- The moment you admit it, she's capturing your lips with hers and will take it as far as you're willing to go...Studying can wait.

- After that, you're hers. She doesn't care who knows it or the whispers of how Jennifer Check could pick you out of all the jocks and popular boys at school in the small hick town. She'd wrap her arm around you and smiling a deadly grin at anyone that challenged it.

#jennifer check #jennifer's body #jennifer check imagine #jennifer check hc

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ed-chan · 2 years

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MY DAMN SQUIRREL

TW: Swearing, Gender-neutral, OOC Kars like very ooc, crack, animal cruelty, & enemies to lovers kinda…………

It was the first of the month yes June 19, 2022 and you decided to wake up early to go to the park with your lovely pet Squirrel. “ Hey Chad, it’s such a good day for a walk am I right” you cheerfully asked your best friend, and pet squirrel………… yes his name was Chad, you had named him that after your dead dog whose name was Cat, but he was a mega Alpha Chad who loved you dearly and boy did you miss your furry friend. “ Chad did you know that today was your grandma’s birthday” you said as you stood still looking up at the sky until you were interrupted with a baseball knocking down your dear Chad. You quickly moved catching him as he was about to hit the ground.

“ NO NO NOOOOO…………… CHAD WAKE UP PLEASE WAKE UP ” you screamed as you were holding onto him looking for any life in his eyes as they were closing you saw it all go dark above you. “ Ah there’s my ball ” you heard a stranger say as they bent down to get it they accidentally touched your hand, but as soon as it happened it also ended with him pulling back quicker than a duck “ D-D-Did you just touch my hand ” the stranger said as they looked at you “ What the fuck are you talking about you damn idiotic sloth ” you sourly said as you gave the beautiful ultra beta male a deep and threatening glare, as he saw such a look on his face he shivered with fear. “ Just who the hell do you think you are Busters ” you said standing up looking him in the eyes “ You just………YOU JUST KILLED MY DAMN SQUIRREL ON ITS GRANDMAS BIRTHDAY ” you yelled out as you pocketed your dead squirrel “ Man you just don’t do that type off shit here….don’t you know who’s turf you’re in? ” you said looking him up and down “ And why the hell do you dress like that” you asked as you backed away looking ashamed of him.

“ I-I’m…..IM REALLY SORRY ” he yelped out bowing a little “ Let me introduce myself, my name is Kars and I am you’re future boyfriend ” he said as he gave you a seductive look and proceeding to give you the most chadest smirk of the whole universe “ Who the hell are you talking to idiot ” you said looking around confused out of your mind. As he saw you doing that he got mad and proceeded to unpocket your beautiful squirrel Chad and threw him to the ground only to stomp on him saying “ What a foul creature trying to deceive your beautiful/handsome owner ” Kars said glaring at the squirrel as he let out the ugliest laugh of his lifetime “ MY DAMN SQUIRREL ” you said as you kneel down trying to pick it up before you were stopped by Kars who grabbed both of your hands and said “ It’s okay! I’ll get you a new one!!! ” so joyfully almost like a kid getting the candy they made a tantrum over. “ R-Really would you do that for me mister Kars ” you sniffled out looking at him with teary eyes “ Of course dear I’ll do anything to make you happy ” he said taking his hands back and moving them up to hold your face with them both so dearly and carefully to not hurt you. “ Thank you so much” you said as you let your tears slip, moving closer to said male named Kars and giving him the most scrumptious and delicious kiss of his whole life. It caught Kars by such a huge surprise that his hand immediately turned into a small squirrel who looked exactly like your dear Chad “ A-ah is this for me you said as you backed away and grabbed said hand who turned to a squirrel, holding it close you looked up at him and smiled. You got up and said “ Thank you Kars-Senpai” as you kissed his cheek (which ones tho 🤨🤨🤨) and gave him a card that had your number and left running like a anime girl with your new replacement for Chad number 8.

- end

Look man Ik this was the best five you’ve ever read but you don’t have to tell me about it (plz do) also Ik there was a whole lot of mistakes and all that crap but idc bc I’m cool like that 😳😳😳

#kars x reader #jjba part 2 #jjba x reader #crack jjba #jjba crack #gender neutral reader #funny jjba

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l1tw1ck · 2 years

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Can I request ftm dilf!itto x a submissive virgin top reader?

They’re neighbors and y/n just moved in. Itto invites him over to his place. He kisses y/n and it turns sexual where itto puts y/ns hand into his pants and guides y/n on how you play with his clit and finger him. Itto tells y/n to call him daddy. Y/n tells him “D-daddy, I-I want to be inside of you” so itto rides him while y/n is a moaning mess.

Ittos like "You feel so good inside me, baby. Love having your big cock stretching me out, making me feel so so good."

And y/ns like "I love feeling your soft walls around me, daddy."

And then y/n tries to take control a little by fucking into itto, hitting his g spot every time

And he’s like "I'm almost cumming, daddy. Can I cum?"

Itto tells him something like "Come for me, now. Be my good boy," & "Fill daddy up, breed me."

😫😫😫

Can you also make y/n smaller than itto plz? And itto can’t get pregnant so it becomes a regular thing?

yepp~~😳

#wicks🕯requests

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potatomountain · 1 year

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SHY JONGHO 😭😭🫶🫶🫶 WITH A HUG 💔💔 lmfao plz the oneshot was a smut but I'm just soft rn 🥲 whiny Wooyoung 😳

soft ask for inherited demons: do we get a cuddle session with one of the boys at some point 😆 ik reader is far from friends with them but I'm still hoping for fluff 💔 bdw I rly love your pouty San moments 🫠 reader don't like them but I think they're cute plz

shy jongho tho💖💖💖 I'm so whipped for him u don't understand

Ah THANK YOU SO MUCH! I thought yall would appreciate it so thats why I posted it ^^

As for Inherited Demons yes there will be cuddle moments xD and I love San's pouty moments too!

For spoilers, MC isn't as safe as she thinks so like- she'll warm up to them fast enough soon xD well all but Hongjoong honestly 😏

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thatonesoso · 2 years

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Gonna post this as I do stuff dbdnnd-

Hey uh

✨Children Time✨

I just made doodles of like both my aus just being with kids cause like

It's sun and moon they must have some type of kid interaction krndkd-

Hhhhhhh(┛◉Д◉)┛彡┻━┻

It's more or less shenanigans for my doll bois(which plz help them they don't rlly know how to handle human children-) while in dreamspirt my child y/n and eclipse don't know how to haNDLE EACH OTHER FR😳(they get better tho I promise)

So uh yeah funnie things and uh uh

Also a lil update lol

The first chapter for the twisted dolls au is almost done!!!! I promise!!! I am revising it and is near the end so plz expect it soon!!!! (Hopefully before school starts for me🥲🥲)

o((*^▽^*))o

#my art #doodles #fnaf #fnaf au #twisted dolls au #dreamspirit au #sundrop #moondrop #fnaf eclipse #(hhhhhhhwhehehwhehe╰(*´︶`*)╯)#(screams in the tags)

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marune2 · 1 year

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The anomalies of Faust med josele part 1

Josele canty is @loosesodamarble oc and fank you this I can write this I hope you like it I did try I need just too get’s warm fuc€ I whas really nervös hope it turn out well my dear Loo 🥲😳😊

It’s all started as Nacht run as child araund and did. try too steal sompfing as he med josele and Morgan did. meed her too Nacht did not try fly away there his wing’s recover from the attack of one of there maids wo she Brock his wing’s they most healed so there are they

Josele whas surprise too see a dark greay wings boy wo loos dam Beaty and perfect skin and changing smell

And a glowing boy whit withe wings whit horns sharp teeth

In the other hand the twins see the first time a Beaty Human wo is good in heart and don’t lie too them

Morgan:It’s nice too meed you josele don’t you Fink brother?

Nacht:…….sure „stare at josele and flaps his wings unsure

Josele :you too I did hear abaut this here live tow Angels my dad told abaut you tow this your were deangerus but you Sems nice too my“smile

Morgan:fank you you too“smile

Nacht:sure

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Josele :um what make you there Nacht?

Nacht go’s araund josele and flap his wings and make birt sound josele smell a stron rose smell from Nacht

Nacht:discover sompfing you one of us now so Morgan and I make wing cleaning

Then her josele Morgan bevor Nacht can say what he want

Morgan: you can come whit us!!! Wuld be fun!!!“smile

Josele:sure „unsure smile

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As they were on wing cleaning bace (a ruin )

Morgan: so you can make The wings good clean

Josele Sid on one site and have one of Nacht wings in hand god is this soft tush she

Nacht:……“a little red in face

Josele: are you ok Nacht?

Nacht:yes but take care my wing’s are really sensitive ok I’m not use too this this someone else tush my wing’s………“looks away

Josele :oh ok „red face

Morgan: you looks like your like Ure wings „smile

Josele:sure you looks so free whit them and they are so soft in Nacht case can I tush you wing’s too Morgan?

Morgan:oh sure“smile

As josele tush the wing from Morgan Fell she this are not feathers it’s skin but it’s looks like feathers

Josele: do my can ask if I can have a feather of your I want a little part of you whit my I know it sound stupid……

Morgan: oh no it’s ok four my at leas but this is skin but“then take Morgan on of his skin feathers and tear it out but it’s don’t bleed

Morgan:here „smile „give josele a feather

Nacht:here is my too „give josele he’s feather too

Josele:they are beautiful fank you you tow“smile

Both twins ged a little red

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Josele have learn this Nacht smell change how his mental ore body behavior is his body smell like roses in Norm but if he fell bad he smells like burn Animals ore so this whas not a good day how it wuld be four Morgan Wunder she there Morgan have a really good smell

Josele learns this Morgan is a tushy person really not this she heat it ore so it fell nice but as she get’s older oh boy even Nacht gave Morgan a head smash this he stops but it’s cute

And josele see Nacht „nest“ it’s so bird like and she did learn this Nobody can get’s close too this minus Morgan and her (leater yami too)she don’t know why but at leas Nacht mus really trust her

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As they go’s into the teen years Start Morgan too Gift her many stuff it’s started small and Nacht begin too make funny and cute Birt sounds araun her

As Morgan her start too Date whas all so nice but Nacht get’s start too get’s really sick

Josele:are you ok Nacht?

Nacht:yes I’m fine don’t worry „gähn

Morgan:Brother……what’s wrong plz just tell my

Nacht:I’m fine I don’t know what’s wrong I-I going sleep

Josele:plz say if you need help Nacht we are here four you“smile

Nacht:sure………“go away

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all what josele can do is just look at Nacht she love him too really but she can’t help even Morgan go’s insane there he can’t do nothing abaud this even his Devil part show more Morgan start too scared people of he let’s just Dr Owen she julius and Yami too Nacht

She is scared abaut Nacht he smells really sick after a wile and start’s too sleep most of the time

Josele go’s time too time too his Room too he’s nest too see how he go’s but he just sleep as she did try to tush he’s wing’s oh boy this whas Not good fell she how the feathers fall of after this did she not try too tush them

Nacht:…..josy what make you here wo is Morgan“gähn

Josele: he take care of sompfing do you need sompfing?

Nacht:No Need how is this going whit Morgan?

Josele : good we want marry if you Fell well Nacht

Nacht:sure what ever“bird noises ?

Josele:you going be good Nacht ok we are here and we Never will leave you

Nacht:I know……..

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