#like i'm sorry i don't make the rules

[dindjarindiaries]

Don't get mad at me for saying this, but The Mandalorian season 3 is aging like fine wine

#like i'm sorry i don't make the rules #it gets better with each rewatch i fear #except for din being nonexistent in episode 3 #the mandalorian

[naivesilver]

when the one who's burned turns to pass the torch

Joan Tierney (@filmnoirsbian) / Paul And Storm / Daughter / Nick Cave / Eric LaRocca / Silas Denver Melvin (@sweatermuppet)

(Merry Christmas, @lysgiovedi 💗💗💗)

#pinocchio #lies of p #cedar wood #august booth #ouat #guillermo del toro's pinocchio #web weaving #parallels #words #kashi no ki mokku #piccolino no boken #pinocchio vampire slayer #tutti li taggo giuro #ever after high #the adventures of pinocchio #ily friend thank you for indulging my puppet babies silliness 💞💞💞💞💞💞 #and I'm proud of your language learning endeavors from this year too!!!!! great job #btw everyone in this franchise is stuck in a loop sorry I don't make the rules (I do and I like making them sad u.u) #it's about...........................never being able to escape the tragedy of your story actually #merry christmas I guess

[papa-evershed]

🎄 MERRY CHRISMAS 🎄

#rob james-collier #robert james-collier #perry fitzpatrick #robert james collier #rob james collier #thomas barrow #chris webster #downton abbey #chrismas #i'm a multishipper so no one get butthurt when i say that they have by far the best ship name i've ever encountered #sorry i don't make the rules #i still gotta make the set for happy thomas moments too but probably not til after the holidays #but look he's happy here #that hug in the third gif always does me in #when was the last time that man had a hug like that #just #!!!!! #also happy holidays to anyone reading this far and who is celebrating 🥳

[licorishh]

i love og soap too much. my stomach hurts. i don't feel good.

#artists on tumblr #call of duty #modern warfare #cod modern warfare #john soap mactavish #09 modern warfare #i am a soap and ghost girlie first and a human second. wahoo. #no thoughts only kevin mckidd's performance in cliffhanger uggghhh. “took the scenic route eh?" shut your MOUTH you beautiful man #“break's over roach. let's go.” what if i suffered cardiac arrest and died right now #you have the GALL to save me while i'm slipping off the iceberg. you have the GALL to grab my hand and throw me to the top so i won't fall #how dare you actually?? do you know what that did to me at age thirteen?? i bout flipped my lid and my dad looked at me like i was crazy #i need me a rugged scotsman and i need one now. i am no longer asking #sorry for exposing myself like this but you would understand if you played the dadgum game #lea shut up about fictional people challenge go #i hope i did him justice :( #i know he doesn't have the face paint for more than like two missions in mw2 but it's so iconic i can't leave it out #the oil rig + gulag getup remains one of his best i don't make the rules #that and the sierra leone one with the sleeves rolled up. real ones know #next time he will be awarded a shirt ^^)b need more anatomy practice for now though

[thegraininessofitall]

“What about Tolya? Aren't you worried about how he'll find us now?” “Unless he starts reciting epic poetry to Zoya, he'll be fine.”

Lewis Tan as Tolya Yul-Bataar & Sujaya Dasgupta as Zoya Nazyalensky

Shadow and Bone season 2 (2023 ) | E05

#lewis tan #sujaya dasgupta #shadow and bone #season 2 #sabedit #tvgifs #tvedit #showgifs #showedit #2020s #me myself and gifs #well now they have to include a scene of tolya reciting epic poetry to zoya if the show gets a third season #i'm sorry i don't make the rules #if it's mentioned it must be foreshadowing #is what i like to tell myself #apparently these two are not a pairing i should be absolutely obsessed with yet here i am

[philtatosbuck]

not to descendants post but it's crazy to me people are still looking at the core four like "you should have saved and liberated the entire isle within a month of being in auradon" girl what. how much power do people realistically think they had over auradon for them to do this without being evil about it (which y'all also hate)

#like any half valid point is immediately ruined by people being stupid #they should have fought harder / not forgotten about the isle but pretending they could strong arm auradon royals is insane i'm sorry #y'all hate when they're evil about shit and hate when they try to play by the rules idk #weird #also ... lmfao ... sorry but the characters you want them to be ... are just other characters #controversial maybe but idk #i'm glad the isle had uma but not everyone was going to be an uma #lest we forget all of those kids grew up being abused and everyone has a different reaction to abuse #(btw the barrier coming down entirely and all of those abusers now being free was not the move but i digress) #like i actually very much like when they lie and fuck up and make bad decisions sooooooooooooo #core four they could never make me hate you #descendants #LOVE that the isle had uma fighting for them but i don't think the responsibility should've been put on any of the abused kids at all #hope that helps #core four

[freckleslikestars]

What about you girls? Sex dreams? I sleep soundly.

Or that time Aeryn wore John's underwear

FARSCAPE | 1.12 Rhapsody in Blue

#no bra john's calvins big leather toe-tecters is such a fucking look sorry this irreversibly changed my brain chemistry #the whole thing screams gay sorry i don't make the rules #also like sorry john there's no way you're mad right now. we know you faking it. if a pretty girl stole my boxers i'd be on my knees #proposing marriage and...well you can fill the gaps with whatever else you think I might be doing on my knees #serious note though there is not nearly enough fic about aeryn wearing john's underwear #aeryn sun #john crichton #john x aeryn #farscape #farscape gifs #my gifs #rhapsody in blue #farscape season 1 #farscape edits #how many times can i say sorry in the tags you ask? many. please know I mean none of them I'm completely unapologetic about this

[fairyroses]

I’m sorry... it wasn’t me. Are you sure?

SMALLVILLE — 1.15 / 2.04 / 4.17  ↳ dark!Clexana ‘expressing certain desires’ to each other 👀

#this was originally just gonna be a textpost about how I think it'd be fun and sexy to ship the dark versions of these three with each other #but then I started actually thinking about it and realized that each of them literally had a scene where they tried to seduce the other two #(or in clex's case as close to 'seduce' as they could get in the early 2000s) #(like their 'desires' might not be explicitly romantic but 'run away with me' and 'rule the world with me' are both pretty freakin' gay lol) #anyway I instantly felt compelled by the giffing gods to stay up till 5am last night making this #like I'm sorry but the throuple energy here is INSANE #if every side of a love triangle isn't this obsessed with each other then I don't want it #smallville #smallvilleedit #svedit #lana lang #clark kent #lex luthor #clexana #clana #lexana #clex #sv 1x15 #sv 2x04 #sv 4x17 #my gifs #(and to be clear when I say 'dark versions' I don't necessarily mean 'evil'... maybe 'shadow selves' is a better term for it) #(because they're all manifestations of the things each character tries to repress... they both are and aren't 'really' them) #anyway agents of shield knew what tf was up when they had fitzsimmons' shadow selves make out onscreen. that shit RULED

[tommyarashikage]

in a galaxy far far away 🌌

— » sw supporting characters [ batch two ] Imogen belongs to @nightbloodbix 🖤

taglist (add/remove yourself here): @risingsh0t @roofgeese @strangefable @voidika @josephslittledeputy @madparadoxum @aceghosts @nightbloodbix @sstewyhosseini @confidentandgood @stardustbee @kyber-infinitygems @statichvm @shegetsburned @jillvalentinesday @leviiackrman @jinfromyarikawa @shellibisshe @alexxmason

feel free to ignore this if you're not a sw person!

#oc: kieda tarnji #oc: vayorrah fen #oc: shal'toki zanarri #oc: tarrek amai #oc: fala mox #oc: aho mox #myedit* #oc intro #are they even still supporting characters? doesn't feel like it lmao #i'm sorry i included so many 😭 #but tbf i already held back there are 4 more i still need to officially introduce #and these guys here all come as duos i don't make the rules #just pretend that second image of toki is also edited i was too lazy 🤡 #be assured that ALL of these ships started as a 'haha what if? 🤪.. ok but what if 😳'

[nguyenfinity]

Every time I draw Mamagi it does AoE damage (I am also in the area of effect)

Lighthearted bonus:

#enstars #hiiro amagi #rinne amagi #i don't know if this is a bad time to be amagi-posting given that hiiro's fs2 just dropped but. oh well #also this might be the last thing i draw for a bit because i am in the final stretch of this semester #if you sent in a request. i will get to it and thank you for your patience #anyways i know i'm kinda being like 'haha rinne mama's boy' which like. yeah but also sometimes-- #--sometimes you're an adult in their 20s and like. yeah sure you're technically an adult or whatever but you still feel like a kid yeah? #and sometimes you just maybe want your mom to help you when you're lost or confused or when you need someone to tell you it'll be okay #but you won't get that for whatever reason #sincerely: an adult in their 20s #....can you tell why rinne is like. a vibe to me now #anyways i'm not saying mamagi dying was a necessary evil but if hiiro and rinne had an adult who actually loved them at home they probably- #-wouldn't have left and we wouldn't have the main story #if she was alive today tho she'd be going to their lives sorry i don't make the rules (yes i do) #if she ends up being exactly like the rest of their village in some future lore i'm gonna be so sad. #she'd throw hands with niki's parents #imagine leaving your sons behind because you straight up died (couldn't really do anything about that) #meanwhile your son's boyfriend's parents just. up and left him because they could #also posts with her will be tagged mamagi #if you read all that <3 #mamagi #she'd adopt all the bees and alkaloid too #imagine if they got their singing skills from her #also mamagi 1 rinniki shipper (also does not care it's not legal) #rinniki

[shadowfloofster]

Watching Bad's vod where q!Foolish, q!Cellbit and q!Baghera are trying to set up q!Bad with q!Forever, now with CC!Bad's comment about his character being oblivious in an aromatic way is great

The others talking about who to ship q!Bad with while he sits in his chair, the aromantic and skephalo flag slowly fading into the background because this man will not be with ANYONE unless it's Skeppy

And I love that about him. They're currently talking in metaphors and q!Bad is just "????? I don't understand" and I love him for it.

Foolish: we're talking about the emotions in your heart right now!

Bad: Diamonds are forever!

Either he did that on purpose or that's the best coincidence to ever happen

#I heard the word aromantic and ran with it #Q!Bad is Aromantic now sorry I don't make the rules <3 #Love him for this #Honestly I'm asexual and shipping makes me uncomfortable a lot of the time it's hard to watch some of the streams sometimes #I don't mean like Foolish and Vegetta or platonic Philza and Missa #I mean more like Bad with Forever and Fit and Foolish and Roier #So... non-canon I guess? it makes sense in my head I just can't put it into words #But anyway seeing q!Bad shipped with practically everyone in existence gets really uncomfortable for me #so CC!Bad making his character oblivious in an aromantic way makes me very happy #because it feels like a “he doesn't feel that way at all + doesn't realise others can so he doesn't think of it as even a possibility” thing #I would watch Jaiden but I struggle to watch other's streams anyway as the eggs are currently my main hook #+ my fixation is Dapper mainly #qsmp #qsmp badboyhalo #just to clarify I do ship Skephalo (I might not like shipping much but I'm not blind!! /lh) #but in a platonic/queerplatonic way #can't describe why though other than it feels more like what me and my queerplatonic partner have than romantic to me

[rottentiger-art]

Any villain/moraly questionable character's evil actions can be forgiven if they eat pussy well

#I'm sorry I don't make the rules #every heroine in a enemies to lovers arc be like #loki laufeyson #kylo ren #l lawliet #hannibal lecter #daemon targaryen #erik killmonger #harley quinn #poison ivy #prince namor #kevin levin #jason todd #deadpool #catwoman #prince vegeta #the punisher #hela #jennifer check #well you got my point #(this is clearly a joke I better no see discourse in the notes) #problematic fave

[strawberrysapphocake]

Okay but who wore it better though?

#bb25 #bb25 cory #bb25 blue #cbs big brother #sorry if anyone already made my joke but it entered my mind and I simply /had/ to post it #also. cory. #it's cory. #he wore it better. #I'm sorry I don't make the rules #blue looks genuinely ✨stunning✨ in this look as well though #my mother said she was dressed like a manic-pixie anime girl and now I can't unsee it #cory the pink power ranger #← I love that that's an established tag on my blog now #he's just so barbiecore #and i love that for him

[imminent-danger-came]

was rewatching season 3, and noticed something that definitely doesn't actually mean anything, but made me pause for a second

at the end of the specials when Wukong apologizes to MK for being a bad mentor, MK never actually accepts the apology. he makes a joke about being able to just get another bowl of noodles and when Wukong explains his apology more, says he knows and plays dumb to lighten the mood, but he never actually accepts his actual apology

I'm probably thinking too hard about something that's just a silly joke but still

Oh, I think that moment was intended to highlight MK's traits rather than just be a "silly joke".

MK has a habit of wanting to move on and pretend every thing is fine. He doesn't want to think about the things that are messy and grey and complicated. He doesn't want to think about Wukong's flaws or any of the ways Wukong has hurt him, he just wants to go back to things being simple and easy, without working through anything. (Think like, 4x01 and 4x02 where MK keeps insisting he's alright, 4x05 where he says "Monkey king will explain how he's definitely not my dad and that everything is fine", or even 4x12 with "Kick this can down the ol' half marathon"/"So they can never make us live our nightmares again!")

MK during s2 feels so abandoned by Wukong, then brushing past his emotions the moment he realizes Wukong "had a good reason" for leaving. Which, Wukong did have a good reason, but his methods were less than ideal, and there are undoubtedly complicated feelings that came from that. Those two just like, fucking SUCK at communicating with each other.

And, it's definitely not all on Wukong, not by a long shot. But the thing is, MK can't acknowledge or talk about his feelings with Wukong, because that would require him to admit that Wukong hurt him in the first place. So I interpret the 3x14 Apology scene as MK not wanting to accept an apology, because what is Monkey King apologizing for? Nothing happened! Everything's fine! When that's just not true.

#This is MK's ''I was gonna thought about it'' mentality #''I don't want to count the ways I said—I just want to finish it! I need to get to the end.'' #Omg anne carson how did you get in here!! #Would LOVE for SWK to offer another apology next season and for MK to truly accept it this time #And then they can like. Move forward in their relationship #Like I've been saying we need MK to get yanked out of his good guy v bad guy mentality and like. Come to terms with who SWK is #And that they're all hurting each other #Like applying the ''leave the world better than you found it'' philosophy to relationships #Like you make your lives better for each other despite your flaws because you love and care about each other. #And that's what you do when you love someone #IDK I think it'd be neat if the first time we saw SWK cry was next season trying to get through to MK #Would that not rule #Like what if he's like ''I'm sorry MK! For all of it.'' through sobs and MK is sorry back and they hug in tears. What then #lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk MK #lmk SWK #the light is no mystery #lmk analysis #lmk predictions

[random-human-being2311]

this doctor who fanfic solving The Gay Fanfic Dilemma of same-pronoun vagueness by having the doctor go exclusively by they/them is the best way to go about it.

#as a non-binary person the doctor is officially extremely non-binary to me #if I'm feeling lenient then specifically genderfluid but if I'm feeling like a hoarder they get my obscure af microlabel that is genderflor #they/he/she pronouns #I don't make the rules #well I do actually #I can make as many rules as I fucking want and nobody can stop me because what are you gonna do? deny my headcanon? #oh also they're aroace now #sorry tenrose shippers #and twelveclara shippers #and all the other romo shippers #they're now asexual and aromantic - panro aroflux if I'm feeling lenient to the shippers on that day #because I say so #every ship gets hit with the qpr beam now because qprs are iconic #no romo #you want them to kiss? AROACE LASER BEAM ATTACK #apart from thoschei #thoschei still and always remains an ineffably indefinable “whatever the fuck those two have going on” #but ASEXUALLY indefinable at that because I say so as an apothi #doctor who #nonbinary #classic who

[thelustybraavosimaid]

"Direwolves," Bran said. Still half-grown, they were as large as any wolf he had ever seen, but the differences were easy to spot, if you knew what to look for. Maester Luwin and Farlen the kennelmaster had taught him. A direwolf had a bigger head and longer legs in proportion to its body, and its snout and jaw were markedly leaner and more pronounced. There was something gaunt and terrible about them as they stood there amid the gently falling snow. (Bran V, AGoT)

This ties in pretty well with the Stark Look™️:

Longer-faced:

There were three tombs, side by side. Lord Rickard Stark, Ned's father, had a long, stern face. (Eddard I, AGoT)

--

The boy absorbed that all in silence. He had the Stark face if not the name: long, solemn, guarded, a face that gave nothing away. Whoever his mother had been, she had left little of herself in her son. (Tyrion II, AGoT)

--

The flames crackled softly, and in their crackling she heard the whispered name Jon Snow. His long face floated before her, limned in tongues of red and orange, appearing and disappearing again, a shadow half-seen behind a fluttering curtain. (Melisandre I, ADwD)

--

"He's to marry Arya Stark. My little sister." Jon could almost see her in that moment, long-faced and gawky, all knobby knees and sharp elbows, with her dirty face and tangled hair. (Jon VI, ADwD)

Lean/slender/skinny/gaunt:

He was of an age with Robb, but they did not look alike. Jon was slender where Robb was muscular, dark where Robb was fair, graceful and quick where his half brother was strong and fast. (Bran I, AGoT)

--

His uncle was sharp-featured and gaunt as a mountain crag, but there was always a hint of laughter in his blue-grey eyes. (Jon I, AGoT)

--

"The left is good. All is reversed, it will make your enemies more awkward. Now you are standing wrong. Turn your body sideface, yes, so. You are skinny as the shaft of a spear, do you know. That is good too, the target is smaller. Now the grip. Let me see." (Arya II, AGoT)

--

Theon Stark's the real thin one with the long hair and the skinny beard. They called him the 'Hungry Wolf,' because he was always at war. (Bran VII, AGoT)

Long-legged:

Benjen Stark straddled the bench with long legs and took the wine cup out of Jon's hand. (Jon I, AGoT)

--

Skinny as they were, her legs were strong and springy and growing longer every day. She was glad of that. A water dancer needs good legs. Blind Beth was no water dancer, but she would not be Beth forever. (The Blind Girl, ADwD)

--

That's a Brandon, the tall one with the dreamy face, he was Brandon the Shipwright, because he loved the sea. (Bran VII, AGoT)

Also:

The Weeper's red rheumy eyes gave Jon another look. "Aye? Well, he has a wolfish cast to him, now as I look close. Bring him to Mance, might be he'll keep him." (Jon I, ASoS)

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"It has a name, does it?" Her father sighed. "Ah, Arya. You have a wildness in you, child. 'The wolf blood,' my father used to call it. Lyanna had a touch of it, and my brother Brandon more than a touch. It brought them both to an early grave." (Arya II, AGoT)

#the starks look like direwolves I'm sorry but I don't make the rules #asoiaf