#like the token straights

[cometblaster2070]

ashlynn ella and hunter huntsman are literally the token straight couple in eah, cause there’s no way any one else is straight

#eah #ever after high #back on my bullshit #you cant keep me away forever #pry this stupid dolls show from my cold dead hands #ill give you rabies #ashlynn ella #hunter huntsman #i hate writing his name #sm #hideous #all the same #they are adorable #like fr #they dont have a lot of development or screentime #but let's be honest #does anyone really in eah? #and they genuinely feel like the only straight couple #like the token straights #cause everyone else is some part of the rainbow #and i will fight for that #idk about courtly #i hate her #just genuinely hate #so we're just going to pretend she doesnt exist

[ruinme-please]

*GASP* MR TOKEN the Third, this is a house of worship!

I won't even mention the sinful hand

#sweet lord help me #they cannot do this #straight to jail #that hand ruined me #it kinda looks like vessel is shaking his head at iii's shenanigans #iii #vessel #sleep token

[viperbooty]

Back to talking about the Fantasy Fandom and the racism that tends to be part of it!

I genuinely think if Wyll were white he'd get way more attention and love. He'd have sparkle flower crown edits saying "My sweet cornball!!" "My boys got daddy issues!!". Also Warlock is a class beloved by many. And as someone who plays a warlock in bg3 having two of them fucking ROCKED, I always had spells at the ready. So really saying "buh! buh! two warlocks is just bad!" its really not, short rests and cantrips out the asshole really make it easy.

Anyway.

If Gale were black he would be fully ignored and people would, in masses, complain about how annoying he is, how useless he is, how he doesn't really fit in with the rest of the "way more interesting cast". How he's so unbearably straight because all he talks about is his ex.

Lemme keep on this though because if Shadowheart was a Black Person she would have been fucking Crucified for the way she talks about other races, other religions, and just in general the way you have to pull information out of her like pulling teeth. Also if she were a black woman she'd be reduced to "uncaring boss bitch who "dont need no man"" or "unbarable bitch who needs to be Killed"

Am I getting my point across enough?

Wyll was shafted by the game by having literally less content than the rest of the party. Wyll DOES have an interesting story. Wyll is also corny, he's funny, he's so sweet, and his conversations with Karlach are soooo great and yet it's all abandoned because he's generally viewed as "boring".

And by the way. You are allowed to like and dislike characters. But I see a lot of people side stepping the Fantasy Racism to say "but hes just boring thats why I dont like him". Like sure, if you gave Wyll an honest chance and still found him boring then that's your opinion and choice! HOWEVER!! We CANNOT ignore that he is being LEFT OUT of edits, of fan art, of character discussions. When I see posts that are the entire cast MINUS Wyll it tells me everything I need to know about you.

Also one last thing... I cannot imagine being Wyll's VA and seeing how many times you are being left out on purpose. How so few add your character to edits, or fan art. It has to be crushing to some extent, even if you expected it.

#bg3 #bg3 wyll #the color of a characters skin seems to be the measurement of love and interest for the fandom #i genuinely do not understand why people also shove him into “token straight cop” HES LITERALLY NOT. #as a black person it makes my heart ache for the fact he would be absolutely ADORED if he were a fucking white boy #the way people would swoon for him and his cornyness - or explore his background with his pact #feel free to add to this anyway youd like but if you comment BUT HES BORING im going to spear you like an angry caveman #also this is coming from seeing the fucking new wave of hate for a new castlevania black vampire #sure sure you can believe a fantasy world full of magic and creatures but BLACK is where the line is drawn like bffr

[escxelle]

i'm convinced sleep token are stem girlies because the amount of physics, maths and chemistry in their lyrics hmmm. lemme list all the references below the cut <3 (just as an fyi: this is a joke and i'm not being serious!! i'm just pointing out all the science references in their songs, dw)

alright, bit of a stretch to start but: "sulfur on your breath, granite in my chest." - granite from take me back to eden (2023). sulfur obviously being an element and granite is a rock (i'm not a chem student, i do astrophysics sorry idk anything else skdjsjd)

i'm being really picky but like "these days i'm a circuit board, integrated hardware you cannot afford." - aqua regia from take me back to eden (2023). vessel is an engineering girlie!! /j also i could point out the latin title is a mixture of nitric acid and hydrochloric acid sooo

still in aqua regia, we have "sugar on the blood cells, carbon on the brain." mhm, speak stem girlie!

aqua regia is full of stem textbooks: "oxytocin running in the ether. silicon ballrooms. subatomic interactions if it's all good. gold rush, acid flux. saturate me, i can't get enough. cold love, hot blood." so the debrief: oxytocin is a hormone. ether are a class of compounds. the rest i think is self-explanatory, as they're elements and cute little stem terms oxox

i love stretching. "your viscera welcome me in." - vore from take me back to eden (2023). viscera are the large organs inside the body, including the heart, stomach, lungs, and intestines. biology girlies!! /j

more stretching <3 "who encrypted your dark gospel in body language? synapses snap back in blissful anguish." - ascensionism from take me back to eden (2023). encryption is the process of encoding information!! a computer science girlie!! then synapses are the places where neurons connect and communicate with each other <3

"half algorithm, half deity. glitches in the code or gaps in a strange dream." who ate a programming textbook?! /j

"digital demons make the night feel heavenly." side note but i think we should start calling trolls digital demons.

"lipstick, chemtrails, red flags, pink nails." has someone maybe studied chemtrails in their chemistry classes hmmm? /j

as i'm an astrophysics student i have to mention this: "the shifting states you follow me through." - the apparition from take me back to eden (2023). states, huh? liquid turning into a solid time is it? /j

"i feel my shadown dissolving." - rain from take me back to eden (2023). a metaphor or a chemistry textbook? /j

"it's that chemical cut that i can get down with." have many chemical cuts, huh?? /j

i'm an astrophysics girlie (gn) so i have to include this one: "a dangerous disposition somehow refracted in light, reflected in sound."

"i dream in phosphorescence." - take me back to eden from take me back to eden (2023). phosphorescence is a type of photoluminescence related to fluorescence. i mean, come on! the rest lyric? really?

"sink porcelain stained, choking up brain matter and make-up. just two days since the mainframe went down and i'm still messed up." biology and software engineering much? /j

"if my fate is a bad collision." - euclid from take me back to eden (2023). collision? huh are you a particle, hm? also euclid was a greek mathematician ! currently in my special relativity notes i have written "flat euclidean space"! riddle me that, sleep token. /j

"just orbiting the vacuum i am." - atlantic from this place will become your tomb (2021). yes, orbiting like the sun and moon and planets, right?? /j

"push down into membranes and layers, creating a slow dissection." - like that from this place will become your tomb (2021). yeah we get it, you're a biology student /j

"you lie an inch apart on your own continuum." - the love you want from this place will become your tomb (2021). continuum, huh?

"and though echoing futures are the buckling sutures." - fall for me from this place will become your tomb (2021). i bet you've seen many sutures huh dr. vessel! /j

right prepare for a lot of references here folks. "she's not acid nor alkaline." - alkaline from this place will become your tomb (2021). do i really have to explain the actions of this chem girlie? /j

"ooh, let's talk about chemistry 'cause i'm dying to melt through to the heart of her molecules 'til the particles part like holy water. if anything, she's an undiscovered element." i'm sure you'd love to infodump about your favourite subject! /j

"'cause i am broken into fractions." - distraction from this place will become your tomb (2021). i bet you deal with fractions all the time, you maths nerd!! /j

"and we go beyond the farthest reaches where the light bends and wraps beneath us and i know as you collapse into me." - telomeres from this place will become your tomb (2021). light bending? how very relativity of you. also telomeres are structures made from DNA sequences and proteins found at the ends of chromosomes.

"and i choke myself on sacred vapour." - high water from this place will become your tomb (2021). vapour because it's changed state, right? /j

"keep up on the charm offensive anymore." - missing limbs from this place will become your tomb (2021). i'm doing particle physics right now so i know exactly what a charm quark is! also limbs??? hello again dr. vessel /j

"'cause i look for scarlet and you look for ultraviolet." - higher from sundowning (2019). using ultraviolet filters for your astrophotography are you?? /j

"let the impulse to love and the instinct to kill entangle to one." - say that you will from sundowning (2019). entangle? entanglement? quantum entanglement? i'm connecting the dots.

"i want to roll the numbers. i want to feel my stars align again even if the earth breaks like burnt skin." - blood sport from sundowning (2019). an astrophysics fr /j

"and somewhere, somewhere the atoms stopped fusing." more stem!

"and out there, stuck in a quantum pattern, tangled with what i never said." this is something a theoretical physicist would say is all i'm saying. /j

now you have to listen to sleep token to hear these bangers >:)

#i've been obsessively listening to nothing but st for like a straight week #the brain rot got to me okay #sleep token #elle's interests hyperfixiations and shenanigans #escxelle

[w1ckedgal]

Do you guys think they have explored each other's bodies in the quiet of the night inside their shared cadets cabin with the sound of the sea overpowering the sounds of their jagged breaths and hushed groans or what

One piece live action, 1x07

#there isn't a single straight person in this show #welp maybe Usopp #Usopp is like the token straight on thin ice #one piece #one piece netflix #one piece live action #opla #op koby #koby one piece #helmeppo #kobymeppo

[georgevilliers]

#i'm actually just going to live in this video for the rest of my life #nicholas in queer roles is something that can actually be so personal #also i want to know if he's the token straight in a group of queer people #like do his friends call him spicy straight bc thats what we do with our token straight #so many questions #who am i joking nick is definitely spicy straight!!!!!!! #nicholas galitzine #mary & george #mary and george #red white and royal blue #my posts #for legal reasons these tags are a joke i don't assume sexualities of anyone ✌🏼

[chaoticgoodcaptain]

the sandman literally said 'heterosexuality? uhh, we don't do that here...what is it?' and i have no other choice but to stan

#there are like only token straight people in this show #fuck yeah sandman #the sandman

[citrusacidic]

back with the duo ever tbh

#insane people (me) be like *thinks about obsta-kill course* *thinks about obsta-kill course* *thinks ab #total drama #total drama island #total drama fanart #td svetlana #td mal #td fanart #my art weehee #tdas #to me the whole system has their token colors and it ranges from normal blue (svetlana) to just straight up green (manitoba) #everyone else is varying hues of teal

[that-bitch-kat3]

listen I don’t even fuck with jegulus like that but I saw someone talk about how it’s unrealistic that all of the marauders are gay… bestie… everyone knows that if one person in the friend group is gay they all are

#i mean yeah there is the token straight #but like… all of my friends are gay #i don’t have ANY straight friends #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #marauders era #james potter #mwpp era #wolfstar #marauders headcanon #marauders incorrect quotes #harry potter #dead gay wizards #atyd #peter pettigrew #young marauders #jegulus #dead gay wizards from the 70s #pansexual james potter #the marauders #the marauders era #hp #atyd fandom #overheard at hogwarts #hp marauders era #hp marauders #mwpp #marauders fandom #the marauders fandom

[mariejordans]

when talking about all the canon/potential lgbt characters in gen v i feel like luke often gets ignored…like did we all just forget about the drawer full of dildos???

#LUKE CANON BI/PAN SORRY I DONT MAKE THE RULES #theres like zero heterosexual explanation for that line #sam is the only token straight everyone else queer asf #gen v #luke riordan

[elkkiel]

okay but the real issue is whether iii uses semi perm or permanent dye. If it's semi perm then good for you babygirl. If it's permanent then godspeed babygirl

#that bitch *would* use 40vol developer straight out of the box on his poor blond hair #im trying to give him the benefit of the doubt like maybe he gets it done in the salon #<- least delu iii enjoyer #worshitposting #Sleep Token

[dumbbullet]

Aqua Regia is a mixture of nitric acid and hydrochloric acid, named by alchemists because it can dissolve the noble metals gold and platinum.

idk if anyone else bought the Yolk vinyl for TMBTE but they apparently upgraded it to solid gold and it gave me Thoughts.

#sleep token #sleep token vessel #tmbte #dumb doodles #take me back to eden #idk i had the thought of an upgraded mask and gold and i HAD to get it out of my system #specifically i wanna see a version of the mask in black and gold instead of red/white #this was litterally “i wonder what that might look like” “oh wait this fucks” #everyone who's here for this content specifically hi ily everyone else bear with me thanks muah #ive not drawn so much in months and its great we're following the dopamine while we got it gamers #I like them a normal amount *she said while wearing the same sweatshirt she's worn for a week straight* #considering a sideblog but for now here you go #sleep token fanart

[beebabeestuff]

im actually so abnormal about RatsSMP its not even out yet

the fact that lizzie and jimmy and so many of the outsiders are in it and SNIFFERISH and SMAJOR like we are getting treated here its going to be the most lgbt group ever (and jimmy)

…actually now that i think about it jimmys the only straight member thats been announced. token straight man. holy shit.

#owengejuicetv #apokuna #powcreations #like lizzie ldshadowlady there in the real #jimmy solidarity #solidarity gaming #solidaritygaming #token straight?? #scott smajor1995 #smajor #snifferish #im so hyped for this smp #counting down the days #fr #rats smp #ratssmp

[literallycarrie]

you know alice oseman is a good writer because a lot of authors will say their characters are straight and i'll be like "🤨 are u sure" but alice oseman said "tao is the token straight" and i immediately went "yeah i believe you"

#token straight (affectionate) rather than token straight (derogatory) bc i love him #as you can probably tell from my url #like with most of my fave 'straight' characters i'll have an queer headcanon for them but with tao i just... don't lmao #i guess i've just accepted his heterosexuality bc he's actually written well #anyways #tao xu #heartstopper #heartstopper comic #alice oseman #lova's terrible posts

[skuffypaw]

i get what this wc tiktoker was trying to say but you did NOT just compare ravenbarley to a SOUTH PARK SHIP???

#this is a crime #what the fuck like??? huh?? #yet again i get what they were trying to say like they’re the token gay couple or something idk #but the thing is people have been shipping ravenbarley for aaages i think before any of the authors confirmed anything #so like #even before they’ve been confirmed as gay and were supposedly canonically straight #people still liked them #and their dynamic is interesting so i dont think their gender matters here #but comparing them to a SOUTH PARK SHIP??? 10 YEAR OLDS??? HUH??

[remylong]

top 3 heterophobia moments from my college friends

"you're like if being cishet was a person"

"so do you like... own a horse? because you look like you would own a horse"

(with awe) "i didnt know they let straight people on tumblr"

#a asked me the other day oh how do your friends describe you and i was like uhhh the funny friend idk #and it didn't hit me until later that i was very clearly the token heterosexual 😭😭 #look this is not me being mad at my friends i love my friends i think it's extremely funny #and in their defense i went to church twice a week for six hours #listened to patsy cline and refused to wear pants and was generally a walking straight stereotype #but like? sorry 😭? go bring it up with the pope girl idk what to tell you