#like yeah that is a better deity because she gives a fuck about you

[gideonisms]

probably my reading of tlt is always going to be filtered through the fact that I think sometimes, if your belief system has really made you miserable for your entire life, there's a lot to unpack there but you should just throw away the whole suitcase

#you could go find something different to worship that same way. or you could simply not! #what if you discovered you don't actually need a reason to cling to life anymore because it's enough to just be here? what then? #harrow throw away the suitcase challenge #i think it's different if there was ever a positive aside from the desperate need to cling to anything so you don't drown #but like. for harrow there wasn't. let's be real she's using the body to justify her own existence #at least her devotion to gideon makes her worse/better in a new fun way #devotion to john & devotion to alecto are different in that alecto probably like. cares a little bit u know? #like yeah that is a better deity because she gives a fuck about you #but on harrow's end i don't think there's that much difference between #living for her duty to john and living for her love for the body #idk if tamsyn actually agrees with me on that one tho so we will see! #i think she could maybe convince me there's a difference in alecto but ntn did not do that

[mt-oe]

𝙈𝙖𝙩𝙘𝙝 𝙁𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙—𝙜𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙞𝙯𝙪 𝙝𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙘𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙣𝙨

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Hey dears!

I've been getting addicted with playing Valorant recently and thought it would be fun to try and make some hcs for Mizu <3

Clove's release is so exciting and I'm so happy non-binary people are given some representation in games. They're so much fun and their ult mechanic is such a game-changer.

Please tell me if you'd like me to make more of these or if I should make some for other games too (as long as I know them well enough).

Anywho, let's go!

Enjoy! Mwa mwa :*

warnings: not proofread, the use of "clutch or gay", she/her for mizu

mizu has a crush on you :3

✦ Her fave maps are Icebox and Bind. Whenever you play comp with her and these maps roll up, you're internally fucking hollering. You're thanking every possible deity there is, dancing in your seat, kissing your monitor.

She's such a god in these maps. Every good agent for every role, every lineup, and even some pro play shit strats, she memorized it.

She loves Icebox for how easy it was to clear angles and how easy it was to formulate AND predict strategies. The map was pretty straightforward and no bullshit. Perfect for her.

Bind for the outplay potentials. Teleporters + Yoru TP/Omen TP and Ult? There's no telling where she may be. Will she plant in A? Will she plant in B? Maybe she's already flanking? Who knows?

✦ Mizu doesn't buy skins but she DOES have some. They're gifts from you and her friends! An oni phantom, neptune spectre, and sovereign marshal from Akemi; An arcane sheriff from Taigen because they're probably taking their shit-talking to League too; and a reaver vandal, reaver karambit, and the oni katana from you.

She doesn't really give a shit about skins, but ever since she was gifted one, she started appreciating them. You'll see her using the inspect animation once in a while if she picks up a skin she's never seen before.

If it's just a chill comp game or she's playing solo queue, she'll use the oni katana. If she's playing with you and/or wants to show off, she'll use the reaver karambit. Of course you have to go with the sexy one when trying to impress.

✦ Doesn't shit talk heavily, but shit talks in a way that'll piss you off.

"Ooooh shit someone's mad," you laughed over the voice-comms, watching as the enemy Reyna started spewing all sorts of insults at your team. It was mostly targeted at Mizu, who was also playing Reyna, and was top-fragging. Soon after that fiasco, you'd see Mizu type "." in all chat every time she killed the enemy Reyna, got a clutch, and even an ace. Everyone was snickering at her antics, finding it funny how Mizu was shitting on them while the enemy was clearly progressively getting even more tilted.

On the other hand, if Taigen was there and Mizu failed to clutch the round, he'd be laughing loudly over the voice chat, making fun of her over and over. He'd even type "GG [insert Mizu's current agent]. Aimlabs is free" in team chat, which was so fucking embarrassing. The moment Mizu catches Taigen lacking, she'll be having a hayday in the team chat, spamming "GG [insert Taigen's current agent], Aimlabs is free" over and over which effectively pisses Taigen off.

✦ Along with the previous one, if someone ever decided to trashtalk you, she's going absolutely feral. She still wouldn't be spewing nonsense, but you'll notice her becoming more aggressive.

"Didn't you just use your ult?" You asked her, spectating as she used another Reyna ult which you swore she just used two rounds ago. "I just feel like playing a little better today," she replies. But then goes to strafe like a fucking bitch, doing a poppin' swing once or thrice, making the enemy struggle before killing the enemy and t-bagging them aggressively.

You raised an eyebrow at her antics but still laughed at it. "You sure you're not here for blood?" you joked. "Yeah.." she said while spamming your trashtalker's KD status in all-chat.

✦ There's no doubt about how well she plays with different agents, but her worst agent to use would be Gekko. Something about Dizzy's trajectory and letting Wingman plant and defuse felt off to her. Maybe it was because she was used to having control over the speed of her flashes and being able to fake defuse.

✦ Actually responds to "clutch or gay" jokes.

If a random teammate or anyone in your friend group (mainly Taigen) decides to use that joke on her during a clutch situation, it doesn't matter if it's a 1v1, a 1v5, a 1v5 + Sage res + Clove ult. She's winning. She's fucking winning.

You watched in anticipation as Mizu, using Omen, went through attacker spawn in Breeze. It was a 1v4, having picked one off when she picked up the spike. For a moment, you thought of something before typing "clutch or gay" in team chat. It worked for your other friends and randos, why not try it?

The moment she read that chat from you, you could immediately see Omen throwing his weapons off of the map. The noise of the agent's footsteps prompting the enemy to shoot him. "Bro what the fuck are you doing?" Taigen groans, annoyance heavy in his voice. Mizu doesn't respond in voice chat, but you hear her typing. After a while, a chat pops up.

(Whisper) From mizu: did you see that?

(Whisper) To mizu: mhm. why'd u do that :c

(Whisper) From mizu: you said clutch or gay

(Whisper) From mizu: i didn't clutch.

But she only ever does this to you.

✦ Actually plays fill but everyone in your friend group decided to place her as a duelist. She's going to treat every agent like a damn duelist anyway. Why place her somewhere else? You get site early and fast + She gets higher RR from combat score. It's a win-win. Plus, she loves secretly showing off to you. She relishes the "woah where'd you learn to satchel like that?", the "nice kill!" when she wins in an Iso 1v1, and the way you bought her an op upon her request when she used Jett as if you automatically trusted her.

#bes mizu x reader #bes mizu #bes x reader #mizu blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai #blue eye samurai x reader #mizu #mizu x reader #blue eye samurai mizu #mizu x you #mizu imagine

[lemonjestercoffee]

so i said something about alicorns being funky in my last mlp redesign post yeah? well before i get into that-

the beautiful bride and the ugly ass groom

okay okay jokes aside here's Shining's real sheets and Cadance on her own

starting off with design choice notes

Shining Armor - his was like- really hard to figure out and i didn't really know what i was doing, but i did like the concept of him having lost a leg in some sorts of battle. one thing i did know what i was doing with tho was his armor, i never really liked the canon armor so i decided to take my own stab at it. decided to make it cover the more important areas better, added gambeson underneath, put a royal crest on it, and gave them a head weapon. yes the metal horns are on all species armor, it's there not only to protect real horns from oncoming attacks but also give all soldiers an emergency weapon if they get disarmed. the tassels would be colored differently depending on rank

Cadance - the only through i really had going into her design was i wanted her to have a cloud and heart motif, but i'm unsure if the way i handled it is the best. her cutiemark is meant to resemble a Mexican sacred heart because deity of love- like come on. i also wanna kinda change the color of the carnation in her hair to stand out more, but white carnations have a different meaning so it's fiiiinee

okay now what we really wanna hear about, what the fuck did i do to the alicorns?

i decided to tamper with their lore quite a bit, as i was inspired to by the Skyscraper Gods Au by Shirecorn. now mine is no were near as drastic as that au, obviously, but it did inspire me to come up with my own quirks for them.

i went more "alicorns are more like the elves of ponies but because they can only be made by some unexplained rare mystical intervention and live for fuck off long, normal ponies see them as demigods of sorts". i've even given them things like groups or locations that they act as patrons of and prioritize above other things, but that stuff gets a little rambley so imma not do that on this post

for the anatomy tho, i can talk. i'll be using Twilight as a visual example because she's the one i've drawn in all stages

so basically the concept here is pretty similar to the canon, but with some funky add-ons.

first up- when an alicorn ascends, not only do they gain the wings/horn combo and grow an inch, they also gain some other unique anatomy from the other species.

Unicorn- along with the horn, they also receive the ear tip tufts i gave unicorns. these actually have a purpose, they're sensitive to magic energy and allow unicorns to tell where magic is coming from. depending on the unicorn they vary in sensitivity but alicorns are by far the most sensitive Pegasus- along with the wings, the get some of the extra feathers pegasai have on their bodies, namely the ones on their ankles that are used for finer trajectory adjustments in flight. they also receive the sensitivity of their hooves that's used to pick up changes in cloud texture and sense their stability Earth Pony- earth ponies may seem like they don't add shit, but they actually give two very important things. the first thing is a strength boost, as they're stronger than the other two pony species by nature. the other thing is dense as fuck hooves. that sounds kinda lame but they have rock hard hooves that allow for them to dig into dense materials and have a kick with some real bite in it that the others just can't replicate and might tear their own hooves up trying. they also add the visible fluff in the ear canal. but that's just a dust filter and if isn't cleaned properly might actually be more of hindrance

it's worth noting- if you look at Cadance and Twilight side by side- that despite being given extra anatomical traits from the other species they will always look more like the species they were before ascension. this is mostly visible in the ears, tails, and hoof shapes -unicorns have long tails with hair only growing from the underside, basic ears, narrower hooves, and usually have long fetlocks as part of their culture. -pegasai have short tails that are completely covered with hair and have rudder feathers at the base, pinned back feathery ears with restricted movement, and really shallow hooves with no fur around them -earth ponies have medium tails with even hair growth around a third of the way down, basic ears, and slightly taller hooves with varying fetlock sizes.

second up- the only uniquely alicorn physical traits that they really have (aside from height) are their hair and beards. unlike normal pony beards that are made of the same hair as their manes, alicorn beards are made of coat fur and will grow a specific length each year that marks how old they are kinda like tree rings. due to this the alicorns don't try to cut them. the manes are kinda funky cause they start out at the roots as normal hair, but then become more "ethereal" after a few inches or so. they tend to start to become ethereal roughly 10 years after ascension

they do have one more weird trait but it's less noticeable and that's the thing with the patterns. when an alicorn is first ascended they gain an extra pattern on their legs, and that pattern gains a second layer around the time they start to get their ethereal manes. you can see it happening on Twilight's lineup.

there's also a bonus thing here that has nothing to do with alicorns as much as it does unicorns- but i like the idea of Unicorn tails (flesh/bone, not hair) getting longer with age. it's usually not too noticeable because they don't normally live long enough for it to be really noticeable compared to younger unicorns, but alicorns do- so former unicorns can end up with some long ass tails in their 1000's

that's all i really got now- if i added in magic and social stuff this would have been way longer. i'm done with my rambles

#my little pony #mlp fim #mlp redesign #mlp headcanons #princess cadance #shining armor #twilight sparkle #kai doodles

[lanafofana]

The chronic pain do be chronic-ing today so have some edible induced ranting :) 

I hate when you’re on the dock and Gale’s like I’m gonna do it, I’m gonna give the crown to Mystra. And tav/durge is like and then you’ll be Mystra’s chosen again! 

What? What? What?! 

I understand that his character growth is about trusting in the goddess to understand how the crown should be handled and following through with his oath in a bid for redemption. 

I get that, in surrendering the crown, he is finally accepting that who he is is enough, not only for his lover but also, for himself. 

But, larian, I have spent an entire [redacted] talking my companions down from the precipice and severing their blind devotion to their deities so why the FUCK am I suddenly like yaaas embrace the chosen status! Fuck agency! 

(Remember how Gale accepted/understood that Elminster had no choice but to charge him with self detonation because he was bound by the duty of being Mystra’s chosen??) 

Especially as someone who romanced him and saw him up close and personal at his absolute lowest when he was damn near willing to jump out any window he came across because he thought fatal penance was the only redeeming path open to him.  

And to be clear I’m not in the Mystra hate camp, I get why you would be but I think she acted in typical ‘nothing matters more than The Balance’ god fashion. If anything, I kinda headcanon that Gale had an intrinsic touch of fate/destiny about him that probably drew her attention. She may not have known or understood exactly what the nature of that fate/destiny was and, eventually realizing the danger the Absolute posed to gods as well as mortals, simply misinterpreted it. She, as well as everyone, was making decisions based on the information available as well as the wisdom of past experience (cough Karsus). 

Something I don’t see talked about much, and maybe it’s because I’m usually too deeply entrenched in my Halsin brainrot to look for, is how power hungry Gale is. When he’s convincing you that he should be allowed to pursue godhood he tries to convince you that, morally, he’s going to be so much better than the other gods. There’s an option to say something like Morality? Who cares about morality? Think of the power! And Gale’s response? Could not be more chuffed. He’s like OMG YOU GET ME. 

And…like, his pursuit of power is not just based in thinking he’s not good enough. Before he was knocked down several pegs by the orb sucking away the majority of his powers, he very much considered himself good enough. He desired power, lusted after it so much, he was willing to ignore the wisdom of the goddess of magic herself. True he was pursing it out of a misplaced devotion to the diety he loved but he was still pig headed enough to pursue it. The man had confidence coming out of his ears. I 100% believe if he had understood the nature of the Karsite weave and had knowledge of the Crown’s existence he could have been the Big Bad of Baldur’s Gate 3 instead of the Dead Three. 

Anyways, what was I saying? Uhhhh yeah! So his path to redemption is very much about relinquishing that lust for power. Power for its own sake, as well as power as a balm for his crippling self doubt. Self doubt he only acquired because he was one of the most powerful and gifted wizards of his time and had the majority of his powers stripped from him for reasons he didn’t fully understand. 

And telling him how great that he can finally return to being Mystra’s chosen feels like erasing that agency he’s finally found for himself. 

Anyway, I hate it. Fuck being chosen. 

I need a nap.

#bg3 spoilers #bg3 gale #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #mystra

[redactedgender]

songs i associate with redacted audio characters - speaker & listener edition

oh yeah baby, we back for round two

im not gonna include a singing voice claim for everyone this time around, but some of these might have them in there. also, im only doing three speaker characters this time around because im also including three listener characters. but, i will include four songs for the listener characters. just for funsies.

!! CW FOR SUI/ MENT !!

geordi

hate myself - dodie

; my poor sweet geordi. my little man. this song is far too relatable enough as is, but i have a feeling our resident tetris boy would relate very much to this song. specifically the chorus—“when you go quiet i hate myself” is almost literally about how geordi felt when he was first getting used to cutie’s silence. i can imagine how vulnerable it was for him. he’s getting better tho! which is exactly what i wanted!

voodoo doll - 5sos

; so a bit of a weirder pull for him, i like the idea that in the days after meeting and getting cutie’s number, his thoughts were just plagued with images of them in his mind. do i think they put them into his head? no, but this was early cutie, so it could have been possible. but i like the idea of one of geordi’s thoughts just going all conspiracy over why he kept thinking abt them.

wish me luck - wallows

; another sad one for our tetris boy, and this might even be sadder than the dodie song. i love wallows, theyre probably in my top fave artists, and all their songs are sooo good. this song just screams geordi to me. the genius lyric website says that this song is about “the narrator [is] asking for support and validation from a loved one during times of struggle and self-doubt, whilst talking alot about encouraging self-awareness and speaking out about inner conflicts and problems”, which. i mean. yeah, thats geordi and cutie alright! i imagined this when they were slowly starting to talk to each other again but were still really nervous about what the other would say.

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sam

leaving lonesome flats - dierks bentley

; so this song is. alright so its from the second trolls movie. BUT HEAR ME OUT OK. this is my sam singing voice claim and i think its damn near perfect. i would have done bentley's song “what was i thinking?” instead but i think the trolls song fits better. something about running and coming back, etc etc. listen, this song is just really good, and i think it makes sense for sam. that’s the only explanation i can give here dhsjdhjd

she keeps me up - nickleback

; i was not a fan of nickleback for a while, and now im kinda vibing with some of their songs, but this has such big sam and darlin' energy to me. like, look, darlin' is canonically hot as fuck (as confirmed by porter), and i really just think this song fits really well with their dynamic.

believe me - james and the shame

; so we're all in agreement that sam definitely has some kind of religious trauma (most likely catholic/christian) right? anyways, i only recently got into gmm last year, and when i heard this song i was like “there’s no shot that’s rhett from gmm”. knowing that rhett writes this from the perspective of someone healing from a religious past that was harmful was really empowering, and i think that it fits sam really well.

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blake

absinthe - idkhow

; this song is just cult leader energy. i know he isnt a cult leader really, but like. i mean. sometimes i think closeknit might see blake as some kind of deity or god to worship. but i can imagine blake lowkey liking having that kind of power for one reason or another.

how i’d kill - cowboy malfoy

; this to me suits blake because of the tone shift in the song. where it goes from slow and almost eerie to a bossa nova jazz type swing to it. to me, it reflects how blake is really like: the way he was around sunshine vs bestie, like in his “two sides to a yandere” audio.

if i killed someone for you - alec benjamin

; uh. well. i had this song on the playlist before the “for you” audio. and then the audio happened. so. blake-core i guess??

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darlin'

vampire - olivia rodrigo

; this is such an obvious fucking song to put for them but also i do not care it still fits. this is about quinn, obviously, and i think it especially hits hard after listening to their second vid with sam and how they mentioned finding another vamp that quinn had slept with. like, was this another manipulated vamp? this song just hits differently when you think about darlin'. and also, even if it’s overplayed, the song slaps.

paul revere - noah kahan

; there are definitely other noah kahan songs on my tank playlist, but this one is just such a good depiction of who they are. them coming back to dahlia, people recognizing them but them saying they’re not from dahlia, how dahlia doesn’t feel like home, like—something about that just really hits me in a way that i love.

howlin’ for you - the black keys

; this is my “darlin's go-to karaoke song” song. imagine them kinda drunk, feeling themself and having fun, singing this in front of their pack, and especially in front of sam. like it’s such a good song for them.

best friends - grandson

; this is here because in my little universe, darlin', david & asher were in a band as teens, and they covered this song. but also, this is such a teen!tank song. this was probably playing while they beat up tires in an abandoned parking lot. like i imagine david wasn’t as much a rule breaker as asher, milo, amanda, christian, & tank were, but you gotta admit their friend group were probably hellions in their own right.

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honey

disco man - remi wolf

; this is a good song that fits honey in my eyes. it’s sort of like about guy from honey’s perspective from earlier in their friendship/living situation. learning that the guy who won’t stop flirting with you with the cute smile is a creative writing major probably made honey regret crushing on him asjkgfhjks.

lego ring - faye webster & lil yachty

; ok this actually is inspired by oh, baby, baby by lovelylonerliterature because that is one of the best guy/honey fics i’ve read in a while, but i think honey learning to be softer and be a bit silly with it is so wonderful. also, i like the idea that guy would joke propose with something silly like a bread tie ring or a lego ring but honey would fully take it as a promise for the future and just break guy. what can i say, i like making our pizza boy flustered. and so do they.

“listen to your heart.” “no.” - cheekface

; this is just based on vibes. guy sings most of the song, honey only sings the “no” lines. i’m a genius.

soft bitch - rio romeo

; awww, honey you sap you! no but seriously, i imagine that honey often thinks about how much guy has changed them for the better. and they haaaaate it. y'know that one tiktok audio where someone’s like "he makes me smile—OH WHAT THE FUCK"? that was honey when they realized they had a crush on guy. and this song kind of embodies that too; honey isn't used to being sweet, but being with guy has made them into a sappy person, which they never thought they would be, and how much they actually enjoy it.

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freelancer

just existing - daysormay

; so not only is this my favorite song at the moment, this is also my freelancer theme song basically. the lyrics "it always took too long to learn how to slow down / chasing shortcuts and serotonin touchdowns" and "maybe i lost drive / i'm searching every day for relief / and chasing a break that i don't really need" feels like our resident (and chronic) overworking deviant. this also works when you think about freelancer singing this and each of the verses matching with one of the D.A.M.N. crew boys.

my body - young the giant

; a song about feeling the need to overwork yourself to get better at something because you have a fear of failure and falling behind, in my freelancer playlist? how ridiculous! /j no but in all seriousness this song is a perfect depiction of their need to keep pushing, keep working, to be perfect. i think even when they know they’re good at something, they have to be better. they need to be better to prove themself.

empty bed - cavetown

; so this is a bit more of a depressing and sad song for freelancer, but one i think still makes sense. this reminds me of early s3!freelancer, still healing from the inversion and terrified of everyone they love going away. how they grew up, how they hide their pain as best they can so they don’t bother anyone with their problems, but how they dont want their friends to deal with that kind of pain. how they don't want the D.A.M.N. crew to be in pain, but was so hesitant to let the others know their own pain.

babyface - artio

; so i found out abt artio recently, and when i looked them up on tiktok and saw the lead singer, rae, i immediately said “oh, that's crow!” (for those who dont know, crow is the name of my freelancer-sona). this is very specifically for my freelancer-sona, but i think it stills works for canon!freelancer. how their people pleaser tendencies can make them so quick to change themself for others but how they’ve slowly grown to be more confident in themself.

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this took. far too long hdsjhd

i am still considering sharing my spotify link on here, so if you want to see which of the redacted audio character playlists are on the app, pls let me know!

#redacted audio #dog.txt #geordi #sam collins #blake #darlin #honey #freelancer #redacted headcanons

[blushstories]

I can not apologise enough for the amount of requests i’m sending in but you’re just TOO GOOD. Also i’m ill and sad. Could you maybe please write something with reader who’s got like a stomach bug and is just sick in the sense of their stomach just bloody hurts so much lol and she says she’s dying and Butcher just calls her a fucking idiot but is still sweet on her. Thank you <3 <3 <3 <3

thank you!!! much love <3 I haven't had a stomach bug for a while but hopefully this is at least still reminiscent of what it's like!! cw mentions of throwing up

The Boys point Butcher in your direction when he comes home, throwing his coat over the back of the couch.

In your bedroom, you're twisted in the sheets as if impersonating some ancient Greek deity, unable to find a comfortable enough position to rest in. Butcher raises an eyebrow, never having seen you like this before.

"What's the matter with you?" He asks. You smush your face into the pillow next to you, taking a deep breath to relieve the pain whirling around in your stomach.

"Hurts," You say. "What hurts?" "Stomach. I think I'm dying," you say, putting two fingers to the pulse point on your neck.

“You’re not fucking dying, don’t be daft,” he says, approaching with heavy footsteps. The back of his icy hand touches your forehead and he winces.

“Nasty temperature you got,” he comments, pulling his lips into a thin line and standing up straight. He folds his arms across his chest and stares at you analytically.

“I know,” you say emphatically. You pout, not wanting to be a nuisance but wishing to convey that you’re certainly not comfortable.

“Have you taken any paracetamol?” He asks. You haven’t been sure that painkillers would be able to do anything, so you haven’t taken any. You shake your head. “How much water did you ‘ave today?”

The almost full glass of water glares at you from the sidetable. Butcher frowns. “How the fuck do you think you’ll get better without water, eh?”

You pull the covers up to your eyes, caught. If MM were here today, he knows you would’ve been cared for, but to see you neglecting yourself has thrown him off. He doesn’t expect you what comes out of your mouth next.

“I don’t want to throw up,” you murmur into the soft creases of your duvet.

“You what?” You don’t repeat yourself because it’s clear that he just needs a moment to process what you’ve said. “It’s that bad?” Another wave of pan crashes through you.

You nod, finally pulling the covers down because it’s now too stuffy and you quite like being able to breathe. He runs his hand down the bottom half of his face, holding on to his chin for a moment.

“Don’t you worry, love. Hold on for a moment, yeah?”

Without another word, he disappears, and a breeze of cool air sends ice through your veins. You gather yourself under your blankets once again, absolutely hot and bothered and heavy and foggy.

Butcher returns with a tray about half an hour later. It has a glass of orange juice, squash, a bottle of pills, a bowl of dumpling soup and a grilled cheese.

He sets the tray over your knees and then there’s a hand on your cheek and a thumb massaging your temple. His eyes scan your face slowly before he kisses the tip of your nose.

“Since when did you become so doting?” You tease, voice coated with dust. Butcher shakes his head, holding back a smile.

“In your dreams, love. Give us a shout if you need something,” he says, pushing himself up from the bed.

“Wait, Butcher,” he pauses mid-move. “Could you stay, maybe? If you want, it’s just a little lonely—“

“Yeah, yeah. Of course,” he says softly, rounding the bed to slide next to you.

“Shoes off, please,” you say with a tap to his shoulder. He looks at you with raised eyebrows, before heeling off his boots with enough force to launch them across the room. You smile at his theatrics, but then he points at the tray.

He’s a wonderful cook.

#billy butcher x reader #billy butcher #the boys #the boys tv #the boys fanfiction #x reader #karl urban characters #billy butcher x you #billy butcher x y/n #william butcher #the boys x reader #billy butcher fanfiction #william butcher fanfiction #william butcher x you #butcher the boys

[everlastiingiimmortals]

KNOWING YOUR PARTNER WELL CAN POTENTIALLY MAKE WRITING TOGETHER A LOT EASIER.

REPOST DO NOT REBLOG !!

NAME : Willow, i also answer to Soleil!

PRONOUNS : she/they

PREFERENCE OF COMMUNICATION : d.iscord bc IMs annoy me but i can deal with them, i'm kind of picky about giving out my discord now

NAME OF MUSE(s) : too many to be normal about that's what! good thing i have this roster to make it easier to look at! but the current main ones are of course Jing Yuan and Ratio

BEST EXPERIENCE : oh gosh, i think the best experience i had with my little hyv nook was exploding the dash with jing yuan's "IM GONNA FUCK THE GODS" crack born from a silly mistake LMAO. in general though the best experience i had was an exchange i had with one of my closest friends @overx, which was an ask i sent to them and one i received in response for a deity's altar meme. i cried so much, because it was one of the first times my OC had truly felt... seen. i think about it all the time

RP PET PEEVES / DEALBREAKERS : too many to list, so here's a few!

- pedestals. i want nothing to do with them. don't elevate me or other people to some sort of standard or anything like that, it genuinely sickens me to the point where i now struggle to accept normal compliments (working on it tho).

- writing for the sake of ships. some people really just want to prioritize shipping and writing romance and that's fine! you do you, but i personally cannot do it. if you approach me for a ship without us having established a dynamic for our muses before that i'm also going to feel really weird about it because i can't read the chemistry, particularly if i don't know you too well (this is also why i'm usually slow to propose ships, because i greatly prefer some sort of dynamic to bounce off of either in canon or through rp).

- teeny tiny text, elaborate formatting or oppressive colors. i'm not going to give myself a headache attempting to read someone's stuff, if it's too hard for me to decipher your posts and especially rules because you favor aesthetic over accessibility, i'm hard blocking because we will not mesh.

MUSE PREFERENCES : looking at my muse history i notice that i'm drawn to those of a nurturing type, whether it's gentle and kind or tough love. i also adore playing around with the idea of mortality or the lack there of, and what that looks like for different characters. contrasting philosophies are also incredibly fun for me! it's kind of obvious with just my muses here alone

PLOTS OR MEMES : oh it's plots for me, which is an issue because it strongly limits my ability to freely interact with others. i really really need to practice using memes more but i am Slow with my inbox and easily overwhelmed

LONG OR SHORT REPLIES : yes! i love both, short replies especially are so fun when it comes to rapid-fire dash shenanigans, but the depth of a long reply is always fun and delicious

BEST TIME TO WRITE : after my classes or while i'm in transit and have nothing better to do! can't do cars though those are too bumpy

ARE YOU LIKE YOUR MUSE(S) : looks at all the times i've been called out for doing something ridiculously jing yuan or ratio or [insert muse] coded. yeah i'd say so. maybe more than i should be DGFKJHDHGKHJ

TAGGED BY : @resolutepath (thanks!) TAGGING : @apocryphis @chasersglow @blckswnstm @shengyins @etherealguard and you!

#//immortal; (OOC) #//passing the time; (DASH GAME)

[creature-wizard]

With all this fuss about this scarletarosa person I spent some time on her blog and oh boy 🤦🏻‍♂️💀. She has 0 academic research, ( even though she claims to be a historian and theologian on her blog) and on top of that SHE ENCOURAGES people to be highly aware of academic information, because it is tainted with false truths, it made to fit the abrahamic agenda, or is nonsense because academics don't care about true spiritual information/ they cannot get it because they can't communicate with spirits and deities. People no longer care about true and deep spiritual evolution, and of course she is a rare specimen who can obtain that real knowledge, therefore you have to trust her.

I don't know where she gets her information from. She reminds me of that Teal Swan , who only uses her upg and personal belief system to "teach" people. Just because she has religious trauma around christianity, now she tells everyone that all of the 3 monotheistic religions and their god are terrible. It gives me a " new age but make it polytheistic " type of vibe. She can't shut up about how fucked up our world is nowadays because of the abrahamic god, and how much you have to fight to get to a spiritual illumination. Funny enough, she is fine with the right hand path ONLY if it means worshiping hindu deities and angels. Her beliefs are highly influenced by her trauma, and if the anons are correct and her partner is actually using her to spread his delusions, then both should take a break and see a therapist.

A small number of people have non human souls and they are special and cannot fit in. They are meant to do great things and sacrifices to better this world. These beings are sensitive and probably fought in some great war. It sounds exactly like starseeds , with the lyran and draconian war, and it's the exact same description of " oh you don't fit in ? Have you tried identifying as an alien ?"

Both are a giganto-normous red flag.

Yuuuuup, this lady is running a full-on cult over the Internet. And yeah, I can definitely see the similarities between her and Teal Swan.

#answered #scarletarosa #cults #cult #cult behavior #conspirituality

[pandas-nsfw]

Rough Dom or soft Dom?

*Friendly reminder this is with their Minecraft personas! I don't write about CCs.

Read rules before requesting~°♪

Characters: C!Dream, C!Sapnap, C!George, C!Karl, C!Punz & C!Eret.

Summary: The boys, are they a rough Dom or a soft one?

Note: No pronouns used. GN reader. Mention of tits, but still GN reader.

——————— 𝐴𝑖𝑘𝑒-𝐷𝐵𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦-𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 ——————————————

🧫 Dream 🧫

• Truly depends, but mostly a rough Dom. He loves watching you underneath him (or on top of him, not doming) whit red bloody marks all over your skin.

• He will definitely spank you, either for the fun of watching you whine or as a punishment for bad behaviour.

• If you're sucking him off, he will definitely fuck your mouth in a rough way, all down your throat to see you gag.

• And poor of your ass if you decide to be a brat with him.

• When he acts more like a soft Dom, however, you're his sweet little angel, his gentle doll. And he will treat you like it.

• He will still let the bloody marks of course, you're his and you better know it. But he will let sweet praises all over your body, worship it as if your body was a gift from the gods, or as if you were one.

🔥 Sapnap 🔥

• Ok so, hear me out, this man it's both in a current way. He both loves to praise you as his sweet royal and degrade you like his slut. For him to be just soft or just rough depends deeply of your attitude.

• You behave like a sweet baby with him? He'll praise all over your body and treat you with sweetness and softness. You're acting like a brat, teasing him and making him jealous? You better bet you're not walking by the end of it.

• As a rough Dom, he loves watching you shiver underneath him and see your ass as red as fire.

• As a soft Dom however? He makes sure you're the only one receiving attention and pleasure most of the time. Loves watching you enjoy yourself.

• He might be a devil/demon, but for his sweet/naughty angel? What wouldn't he do?

❄️ Georgenotfound ❄️

• Mostly a soft Dom. He loves praising you and treat you gentle.

• You're his little baby, so he treats you like it.

• He always makes sure you're alright the whole time.

• Leaves a trail of kisses and small marks all over your body.

• If you ever act like a brat with him, he won't act rough with you, he will look at you and start baby talking you.

• “Mmm? What happened with my sweet baby, huh? Why is my sweet baby acting like a brat? Did I neglect you too much sweetheart? Come here, I'll make it up to you.”

• This man is a prince with you, he worships you. You're his everything and he will definitely let you know when you're both making love <3

🌆 Karl Jacobs 🌆

• Soft Dom all the way. (Can you guys really see this man as a rough Dom??)

• He definitely loves to have you on top. He still has the control, don't get him wrong, but loves to see you jump on his dick and see your expressions. (And if you have tits, he loves to watch them bounce✨).

• This man treats you like his deity, worships your body and send you to ✨heaven✨.

• He will also do whatever your needs want.

• Want him to masturbate you? He's on his way. Want to be eaten out? He already has his mouth on you. Anything you need. This man is a simp for you.

• “You look so pretty my deity~ let me worship you, yeah? Make you feel good?”

🌹Punz 🌹

[Since C!Punz has no reproductive organs and no gender, I'll use C!Punz's HC as a male.]

• Okay, this one is obvious; rough Dom... Nah, he's both.

• Of course, a lot of people are just like; Rough Dom all the way. But nah, I do believe this man can be a sweetheart with you and your body.

• You love praising? As long you behave good, you'll be praised. You like degradation? He'll treat you like his cock-slut <3

• Your ass is definitely red for all the spanking he gives you, either if you're his good little puppy or his bratty pet.

• Loves to fuck you from behind, because he finds it entertaining how would you try to shut your sounds.

• Your royalty is a mix of both, not that it depends of your behaviour how she acts, she just loves giving you mix feelings with praising and degrading your body.

🌸 Eret 🌸

[I'm aware both C!Eret/Eret uses all pronouns, but I'll use just one set of pronouns for each scenario with C!Eret to prevent confusions.]

• Of course, if you're sensible to degradation she either doesn't degrade you or makes you slightly more comfortable to her degradation (not like she degrades you too hard tho, it's more like a rude tease).

• She calls you her pet for degradation, or her Highness/Royal for praise.

• Point to make; There's no way your body isn't full of her marks.

• She loves to whisper sweet/dirty nothings on your ear, to see you getting worked up from that.

• If you behave for her, she'll give you a reward afterwards! <3

——————— 𝐴𝑖𝑘𝑒-𝐷𝐵𝑢𝑛𝑛𝑦-𝑁𝑆𝐹𝑊 ——————————————

*Welcome and hope you enjoyed! Feel free to request!

#sapnap smut #dreamwastaken smut #sapnap x reader #dreamwastaken x reader #georgenotfound smut #georgenotfound x reader #karl jacobs smut #karl jacobs x reader #eret smut #eret x reader #punz x reader #punz smut

[keire-ke]

Why is Way of Water

Avatar Way of Water was terrible, but in very interesting ways. It's better than the first one in that it's less paint by numbers, less white-saviory, and less boring (also less voice-over, thank god), but also worse in that it's a hot mess of everything under the fucking sun. It should either be one hour shorter or five hours longer, and it's not a good thing.

IDK maybe someone should go and check in on James Cameron, because this movie felt like he wasn't sure if he'd be able to make all seven sequels, so he tried to cram all of them here. As a result I'm not even sure what the movie wanted to be about, because we had, in no particular order, protecting family, rich are evil, difficulty of dealing with change, family: nature or nurture, humans are bad, but also humanity is in a crisis, also some humans can be good, is it better to run from conflict or to face it, the curse of being the middle child, Jesus was a lil' weirdo when you think about it, killing can be good, actually, societal consequences can be unfair, marines just gotta punch something.

None of it was done with any depth or well.

There were things I found absolutely enraging:

You have two parents: the father, who is thy commanding officer, and also the sapient planet that encompasses all

Neytiri was underutilised to the point of pain. I don't recall if she was even allowed to have a relationship with her own children beyond screaming for them occasionally. The movie starts with a voice over by Jake Sully, which eh, if you must. However, most of the events of the movie affect Neytiri much more profoundly than they affect him, so centering on weakens the overall impact. Most of the attempted themes are about family, but throughout Jake treats his family like a precious resource he needs to protect for himself, so it's pretty shallow, giving me serious John Winchester vibes. Every time one of the kids said "sir" to their father I was expecting something to come out of it, like "I'm the chief, so it's appropriate in battle, but now I am no longer that, we need to re-examine our relations". Spoiler: nothing did.

Meanwhile, Neytiri, a member of a species whose community ties are reinforced by their very real deity, is there upending her whole life and severing ties to her community, she's dealing with the inclusion of aliens in her family, as the (prospective) shaman it should have been her role to be the spiritual leader, alas.

Colonel Evil Marine

Are you fucking kidding me, what the fuck. That was some bullshit, start to finish.

The technology to upload memories into avatars kinda... invalidates the whole program from the first movie? If that's possible (and there was no indication this was something only just invented), shouldn't this be done for all potential avatar operators? In case they die from, IDK, extreme mental strain and/or random bar fight.

Why would he want to be cloned as an alien in the first place?

It's not entirely unbelievable he went from a commander guy who was willing to do everything to get his job done, to a single-minded revenge machine (although... yikes), but the fact that somehow he was able to commandeer all the resources for his personal revenge?

The subplot with the son... I mean. What a weird, heavy and meaty plotline to shove onto a background character and a two-bit villain.

Unobtainium 2.0

Yeah... what. What was the point. That ties into nothing, does nothing. I swear it's like James Cameron heard about whaling for the first time during brainstorming phase, and just needed to add it.

The unobtainium from the first movie is mocked as a MacGuffin, but for however clumsily it's explained there, it's a synecdoche for the source of conflict: humanity needs resources, Pandora has resources. Even without the background information that it's apparently for space travel and magnetic properties we can understand the idea.

Here it's a magic anti-aging serum worth millions for a small vial, ergo it's for rich individuals, but that's not the conflict we get introduced to earlier, which is, to wit, "Earth is dying, humanity needs to move".

The space Jesus and the rape jokes

So run this by me again: Sigourney Weaver was not uploaded into her avatar because she died during the transfer, avatars are not transferable, so instead of burying both bodies they... put the avatar... in storage...? Also she got mysteriously impregnated? And the kids joke about their (presumably) friends and mentors... raping the corpse?

The resulting child is able to straight up control the planets biosphere with her mind. Cool.

The kids

I rather liked them, which is impressive! Child characters are hard to pull off. Aside from the smallest one, that one was entirely pointless. Certain aspects were unclear, like at some point we're expected to believe that the middle child feels like he's a disappointment to his family because... why exactly? He gets the others in trouble, sure, but it's not like he actively fails at something, other than following (somewhat arbitrary) rules. He's already a warrior by the tribe's standard (I presume, by the fact he is involved in the attack early on), but he gets grounded like a child? His subplot with the whale suggests he's uncomfortable with societal rules, doesn't understand them and wants to do his own thing, except he very clearly isn't and doesn't, he gets in trouble for disobeying the letter not the spirit of the rules. He doesn't even get a proper "well done son guy", and his "reconciliation" with Jake is teaching him the water tribe skills, which would matter more if a) Jake was at any point having trouble with adjusting to living in the water, b) the skills were what was the problem.

Spider was fascinating. First, who did his manscaping? I demand to know! But jokes aside, if not about Neytiri the movie should have been about him.

The whale

Go whale! I'm team whale.

The way of water

Sure would be nice if we got to see more of the practices of the water tribes, instead of montage skipping to action scenes.

Aesthetics

Very beautiful. My only complaint was the Sigourney Weaver character, her face was too uncanny valley for me.

Music

Present.

Overall

I was really mad when I walked out of the cinema, and I had a hard time enjoying the visuals because there were just too many concepts to be absorbed and then disappointed by. There's so much in here that could have been a great movie! Or three! But like so many current blockbusters it feels like this movie was written by an AI, words slapped on a page, superficially connected and making sense, but the number of fingers does not add up to a hand.

#avatar way of water #kk watches movies #curmudgeonly little kk

[meandmyechoes]

Kingohger ep26

i saw the leaks this morning. nothing i didn't already know but i was waiting for the heart attack during announcement!! ٩(๑`^´๑)۶

Geats is… fine I guess.

oh god… what do you mean it's kingohger finale

Jeramie is still reserving firepower

I knew there won't be an op

ah he kneeled down… the humility compared to his debut *sobs*

read a take his hair goes from middle-part to side-part going from neutral to fully siding with bugnaroks

Just convenient when you have an international judge on the team

kawaii not because they are mypoic but scared to go to the bug base

satellite phone king's hotline perfect underground reception

??!?!???

i'm watching rider?? us and enemy same origin??

bugnarok DNA is similar to humans, something made them evolve in this direction instead

bugnarok collecting shugods for their power since 2000 years ago → eat shugods to fight with humans // humans join hands with shugods

so the god in Shugod doesn't mean deity, it's just the name of their species?!

AHHHHHH DEATH-CHAN!!!!!😭😭😭😭😭 his character is full now with this ep

a boy and his droid 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Deathnarok has been protecting Tarachino Zero

!! mechanical bug parts 😍😍 they REALLY should use this more in fights

yeah i was saying how Gira's spotlight seems to be stolen when Deathnarok became Jeramie's nemesis

but a negotiation is the style of a no-longer-evil-king ne.

but also failure is not the end and you don't have to do it alone

😱😱😱😱😱

I SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING!! I SHOULD'VE SEEN THIS COMING!!

*screams* Haa-chan!!!! NO!!!!!!

you four are really standing there doing nothing?? i mean maybe give a wide shot to explain they are trying/discussing at least? Especially when you have a doctor on the team and she ran to the engineer's resuce in ep20? I know he's beyond help and she doesn't know how to cure bugs but…

okayyyy there's a missile from space… ok i guess that can explain why they stood there other than "interfering another sovereignty". in a perfect world there'd be time for a scene maybe over zoom for the other four to discuss their view on the matter and reaffirm trust of Jeramie + trsusting Gira to make the right call. But the B*ndai toy ad target hasn't met yet… matbe would look better on rewatch

edit: on rewatch, earlier as Jeramie explained bugnarok eat their opponents to get stronger he mentioned his claim to the throne is only valid in a fight, so that can explain why the other kings don't do anything other than "interefere with another country's intetnal affairs"

gosh the people really don't know shit. jeramie you probably should've launched a pr campaign prior to just announcing your nation on global TV huh

thundering silence…

Jeramie... finally said what he meant 😭

Taranchi 0 bringing him the flower 😭😭 why so many people dying on this fine sunday morning

i said the narration same time with him

--- 27 preview ---

sigh of relief as they don't time-skip directly this ep's end

no fair! no fair! how come that one split second of short rita sama and still not clear!!

they will recreate ep1 won't they

the aides!! esp. Sebas's new yellow suit lol. i was thinking if they really leave chikyuu someone will have to take over as regent!!

ON MY FUCKING KNEES MY LIEGE MY ONE AND ONLY KING:

toei heard us about earcuff-chan yet somehow short rita sama is still not showing earcuff-chan

who the fuck is blond yanma

oh so the "orange" descriptior was for the ends of Himeno's hair! I'd still like the dress's upper body to be more structured

gosh 😭 kaku-san looks really good with long hair (<- has a thing for men with long hair)

gira in a more mature style but still that innocent expression 😢

no long hair moru :(

did they really became regent?

but i'm loving shiokara's look

#kingohger #kolb

[tharrb]

Lost hum-Anne-ity: chapter 7

@sonofrose @eeveearoace

Sasha and Marcy both awoke in a snow covered field. “We…we’re back.” Said Sasha. “Yeah, but where?” Said Marcy. The two moved their exhausted body’s forward.

“You have returned.” A voice emerged from the fog. The pair saw a figure from the snow. As they approached, the forgive reveal itself: it was Valeriana, the one armed newt sage. “Come in, my stars. We have much to discuss.”

Sasha and Marcy entered Valeriana’s cabin and warmed themselves by the fire. “I know why you are here.” Valeriana said. “Your heart is missing.” “Yeah” said Sasha “Something happened to Anne, and now she’s…” Sasha didn’t know to describe it. “I understand.” Assured Valeriana. “And I know why it’s happening.”

“Ten years ago, Anne was brought back to life by my master, the three stones deity.” Said Valeriana. “We call them domino 3.” Said Marcy. “Yes. As I was saying.” Replied Valeriana “the deity wanted her to be its replacement. They allowed her to return to the land of the living, believing that she would grow into an even better successor.”

“However, I believe the deity has grown tired of waiting. They have severed Anne’s ties with her humanity, in order to force her to become a god.” “But, why would domino 3 do that?” Said Marcy. “Isn’t the guardian, you know, a good guy?”

Valeriana paused for a moment. “One thing you must understand is that my master is as old as amphibia itself, and far beyond our mortals understand.” Said Valeriana with hesitation in her voice. “As such, it does not understand concepts like right or wrong. They only concerns themselves with what will bring about the best outcome.”

“But fortunately, we do have one saving grace.” Said Valeriana. “You we’re close to Anne when she was transformed, no? I believe that being so has restored your powers.” “Great!” Said Sasha. “Honestly I felt a little cheated the last time around.”

“That reminds me…” said Marcy. “During our adventures, Sasha and I’s powers were completely drained, but not Anne’s. And if I recall, you only showed up for Anne’s test. You wouldn’t have anything to do with that, would you?”

The old newt looked extremely nervous, as if she was hiding something. “Y..you see, the temples were created by newtopia, as a way to trick you into giving up your powers.” She said, a certain fear in her voice. “However, me and my master used them to weed out the unworthy among you.” Sasha and Marcy gave each other a sad look, remembering the time when they were less virtuous. “Anne was decided to be the only one worthy of the stones power. And so we gave her to secret spell, so she could use the stones to destroy the core and take the deity’s place.”

Marcy froze in shock. Sasha grimes with rage.

“You…” Sasha spat. “YOU. KILLLED. ANNE.”

“Please, I-“Said Valeriana, her apologies falling on deaf ears. “Don’t you realize what you did?!” Sasha screamed. “You let andrias gain the box. Amphibia was nearly destroyed. Earth got invaded. Marcy was possessed by the core, which, by the way, she still hasn’t fucking recovered from. Anne died and is now some emotionless god.” “I-“ “You could have prevented all of this, but you didn’t. All because some retirement hunting deity told you to.”

Valeriana held her head down in shame. “I…I’m so sorry.” She said. “I cannot turn back time and undo what happened. All I can do is help you try to fix this.” “Good.” Said Sasha, her anger now boiling down. Marcy still sat there, unwilling to say anything. “Now, which way to Wartwood?”

#amphibia #fan fic writing #lost hum anne ity au

[star--nymph]

Soooo, what’s the dynamic between these two OC’s. It seems intensely fun and just intense. Who/what are they to each other? I’ve seen bits and pieces that give glimpses but I grow all the more curious, especially with this beautifully charged art piece.

HO BOY. I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

-slams down book of lore-

So I touched on the general premise here. But let's see if I can summarize their backgrounds in a way that makes sense:

Taking place an alternate earth called Eua, Artemis is the leader of a anarchist cult/crime syndicate named Deity that worships him as self-made God-King and wants to bring a new era to the world through violent, bloody means. Along with the ability to morph any part of his body into a unbreakable black metal at will, Artemis tots that he was able to 'eat god' and gain godhood through those means--and that anyone can do so if they have the strength and belief in him. Think of him as the worst prosperity pastor you can think of, make him hot, and imagine he also saying 'now kill people for me'. That's the most simplified version I can give you.

Kassandra, meanwhile, is an ex-military commander who created her own mercenary unit known as Godkiller for the explicit goal of hunting Artemis down and putting a stop to Deity's crimes against humanity. She's has a personal stake in all this because Artemis slaughtered her parents in front of her when she was ten years old, and she's been on this mad revenge journey ever since. On top of all that, Kass leaves behind an entire prestigious family legacy because the Rosales Family was famous linage that produced generations of military heroes. So on top of being on her own save for her team and being considered a traitorous deserter by the public, she's also referred to as disgrace.

The once promising 'golden child' who sacrificed everything for her 'pointless' revenge.

And Artemis could not be more thrilled about being chased down by her. I can not even begin to describe-- Okay, you know that one post that was like 'a nemesis is someone who you see across the room and know one day you're going to meet one a battle field for one final fight and the other is going to end you' or something like that. THAT'S THEM.

THAT'S THEIR HISTORY.

It is EIGHT YEARS (eight being them meeting up again when they were adults) OF THEM CHASE EACH OTHER DOWN. FIGHT TIT FOR TAT. ALWAYS YANKING AWAY JUST AT THE END BEFORE ONE CAN TAKE THEIR FINAL BREATH.

IT'S A DANCE.

It's my ode to hero/villain ships. And yeah Kassandra hates this fucker, she despises him, but she raises to meet him every goddamn second she hears from him. It's obsession, you know? The line between hatred and love. And Artemis loves her. Adores her. There is no one else on the planet he hopes puts a fucking bullet through her head. He wants to make this woman his Dark Queen--he wants to make her his GODDESS.

But to do that means he has to corrupt her, drag her down to where he's drowning in a pit of blood and visceral, have her breathe the same air, and say with all the same conviction as him that 'yes, I want this'.

'Wow that's fucked up, Kat'. YEAH I KNOW THAT'S THE POINT BRO. SHE WANTS TO PUT A BULLET INTO HIS BRAIN AND HE WANTS TO PUT A RING ON HER FINGER.

(and I swear to you Kass will be get to do the thing, I am not a 'revenge is bad' writer, I am a REVENGE IS JUSTIFIED, LET HER DO IT, JUST DON'T LET IT TURN HER INTO HIM, WRITER)

And there's so much more to it than this because they're mirrors to each others, they are so extremely similar and in another life, in another better place (or worst place, ya know), they could have been friends, they could have been soulmates. But they can't, not here. No matter how much Kass with her endless love (and god, I want to make this clear, more than Kass hates, more than she rages, she loves) pities him--but does not forgive him--and not matter how much Artemis genuinely, perhaps even tenderly adores her, they can't even be. They're going to do this dance, they may even be on the same side once or twice, they be equals on every front, but one day. One day this is going to end

and it's going to end with someone's blood on the other's hand.

I HAVE LOT TO SAY BUT THERE'S JUST SO MUCH. I HAVE BEEN WRITING THIS AND REWRITING THIS SINCE I WAS FOURTEEN. THIS IS MY SELF INDULGENT VILLAIN/HERO SHIP, I DO NOT CARE IF ANYONE HATES IT, THEY ARE MINE AND IF I DON'T STOP NOW I WILL NEVER STOP.

(but also they are a toxic relationship and they are not meant to be anything else, I want that understood)

PLEASE FEEL FREE TO ASK MORE.

ALSO HERE IS THEIR PLAYLIST AND PINTEREST BROADS (KASS, ARTEMIS, SHIP).

#deity oc- artemis #deity oc- kassandra rosales #writing #also for anyone wondering they are both wildly bisexual I only make queer people #Godkiller//Deity

[pinkpalaceapartmcnts]

i just read chapter 4 and i wrote things down in my notes as i went, so if this makes no sense then oopsie

you dont understand how much i love when the answer is right under their noses, like the first interaction between regulus and james at three broomsticks, or how james literally bumped into regulus in italy or how if they showed the picture of leo to sirius they would know regulus' real name (and also a shit load of drama but im waiting with an evil laugh for that shoe to drop)

sirius saying "I was worried about the morality of it all, you know, but now that I know he kills people because he gets paid for it and not because he has mummy issues, I feel so much better." ajskajskaksjaks why are you so funny

Remus writing and publishing an entire thesis on why astrology is bullshit just because sirius got him an astrology journal aksjajsjaksjaj love him so much

james and sirius conversation about grief, why would you hurt me like this? sirius is such a strong person and god now i want to hug him

james believing that he has the advantage over regulus ajsjaksjakska sure thing sweetie

lily is literally the love of my life, amazing brilliant wonderful she is <3

mcgonagall is like a deity that hears and sees everything, love her

trip to berlin!!!! screeching in anticipation!!!

remus baby you are so smart and i want to give you the biggest hug, him being worried about sirius has me melting and doodling little hearts

them aknowledging that peter is a smart, brave and capable person <3 i will never get tired of good peter representation, or any representation for that matter

well, berlin happened

holy fucking shit i am screaming, peter god bless you i hope you and reg get to know each other and become besties <333

also now james and regulus can talk!!! they can talk!!

and the gruesome dead body!!! yes, regulus is deranged, we love him for that

im so mad that i have to wake up early tomorrow and do things, otherwise i would stay up all night reading this, sadly i will just have to settle with constantly having this fic in my mind

amazing chapter ♡

sorry for taking so long to reply!! but this message is everything to me, you have no idea!! dying at the progression from excitement over the berlin trip to well, berlin happened HAHAH yeah.... glad you like the gruesome dead bodies, if it's any consolation for the berlin pain, there's many more to come!!

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The three of them were bound, and forced into their knees in front of the commander. Or, well, whatever the quiznak this person was. Sava didn't fucking know. Besides her, Alex and Artemis were forced onto their knees as well. Their faces were bruised, and Artemis had a split lip from when she got hit with a staff.

It was supposed to be a simple mission to gather information about these people, who were hostile and clearly thought that the Galra were right to have taken over the universe years ago. Sava supposed that it was lucky that Leo and Rex were elsewhere, using Green and her cloaking technology.

That reminded her...

"Such a shame, really," their leader, a strong female warrior with long, braided hair and silver armour, said. Her face was pitying. Her eyes weren't. "The universe was hoping that you three would be able to defend them."

Blue...

"What do you even want?" Alex asked. His voice was even, despite the fear that Sava knew he was feeling.

"I want to dismantle Voltron, at least a little. Killing one of you... It is perfect."

"As if killing a child is perfect," Sava bit out. The leader (Sava didn't know her name) just raised an eyebrow.

These people looked like what Sava imagined the children of Hyenas and Humans would look like. Their faces and bodies were humanoid enough, but they had fur, their noses were like the nose of an animal, and they had ears and a tail. Not to mention the paws instead of hands and feet.

"If it means that the Galra Empire might come back, then it is," the woman replied. She walked around them in a circle. Each if them watched her. The twins eyes were all Galra-like; irises and pupils shaped like a cat's, sclera slightly yellow. Sava could see evidence of fangs peeking out from their mouths.

They had entered their predatory state, like how Keith would enter it before a fight. They were ready to fucking kill.

Sava had to cause a distraction of some sort, keep the attention of the warriors away from her friends.

"What even is your species named? I mean, you look like Hyenas. Do you women have false dicks that make giving birth hard, too?" Sava questioned.

"We are the Hy'thcas. We are known for being warriors, feared among all for our prowess in battle."

"Yeah, I've never heard of you guys. And I thought that the Arusians or Tauqeerians were forgettable species." Alex sent Sava a questioning look. She briefly changed her eyes to be that of a Galra. Understanding entered his eyes.

"We are greater than they! Only the Galra are greater!"

"Yeah, sure, whatever," Sava said. She didn't say that she was fairly certain that being diplomatic was a better approach than violence. That was probably because she was Altean, though.

The leader snarled.

"Let's see... I wonder how long it'll take for you to drown?" She said. Alex and Artemis began to try and stop them. "Silence! Either she drowns, or you both for." They stopped, heads bowed, looking at the ground. Artemis had a murderous look on her face.

Sava thought that her name, which as the name of the ancient Greek deity of the hunt, was perfect for her.

Sava was dragged to a pier. Artemis and Alex were dragged along, forced to watch.

"Throw her in," the leader ordered.

Sava was able to take a breath before she entered the water.

It was freezing cold, and she was thankful that her suit had temperature regulators. Sava let herself sink into the water. Artemis and Alex were watching. They knew her abilities. Clearly, the Hy'thcas didn't know about them.

Her breath grew stale. She wasn't able to hold it in for longer. She forced herself to go deeper, to make it seem as if her armour was forcing her to sink. She thrashed around, trying to make it much more believable.

Sava focused.

Six slits appeared on her throat, three on each side. She slowly released her breath, then breathed in. The water didn't make it far, and it was filtered out the sides of her neck.

She thrashed more, then made it seem as if she were dead.

They have no clue, she thought, giddy. Being Altean really came in handy.

She noticed that no one was looking into the water anymore. Sava bent her knees and forced her arms down. Carefully, and with a bit of struggle, she managed to get her hands in front of her. She studied the bonds, and grinned when she recognised the knot.

Too easy, she thought to herself. The knot came undone with her teeth. Blue was in the back of her mind, encouraging her.

Sava rose to the surface, just under the pier. She could hear her friends snarling at the Hy'thcas. She closed her eyes. The gills disappeared. She searched for her Bayard, which had been thrown into a pile that had been left unattended. It came to her easily.

Sava grinned, then swam out from under the pier and used her jetpack to jump onto it. Her Bayard materialised in her hand, a blue and white bow. She pulled back on the string, an arrow materialising and knocking itself. She pointed the arrow right at the leader.

"How? You are supposed to be dead!" The leader said, shocked and upset. Sava grinned.

"I'm what's known as an Altean. We can change our appearance to fit in with the local population. It's what has made up such wonderful diplomats in the past." She was using Queen Allura's words there. They were true, though.

"You- you-"

"What, cat got your tongue?" Sava asked. She kept her bow trained on the leader.

She spared a glance to the twins. Artemis had sawed through most of her bindings already by rubbing the rope against a sharp point. Sava recognised it as the dagger given to her by her dad. For some reason, these people didn't think to check them for any other weapons.

Out of nowhere, Green appeared. Her appearance caused a distraction, which Sava used to shoot the leader in the thigh, and Artemis used to snap the rest of the rope. She pulled out her dagger, freed her feet, then Alex's arms and legs.

The three of them ran into Green's open mouth, grabbing their helmets on the way, and then they were off, into the atmosphere. They fully entered Green and walked into the cockpit.

"Good timing," Alex complemented.

"Timing is always important," Leo replied. He pressed a few buttons before connecting to the Atlas. "We have the information. Alex, Artemis and Sava encountered a bit of trouble with the locals though."

"Any injuries?"

"Some bruising, Artemis' lip is split, but it's nothing serious," Leo replied. He manoeuvred Green out of the atmosphere and into space. Sava never thought that there would be a day that she was glad for the endless expanse.

"Good. Come back, and we'll debrief after a trip to the medbay to make sure."

"Copy that. See you when we get back." He cut off the transmission. Rex turned to face them, studying Artemis' lip.

"Do you want me to patch that up, or can you do it yourself?" He asked.

"I don't have a mirror, so could you?"

"Sure." Rex left the cockpit and returned a few moments later with the first aid kit that was kept in all of the lions. He patched up the split lip, and then all four of them sat on the floor.

"Good thinking, getting them to do something like that. Made for a good surprise," Alex told Sava. She smiled and shrugged.

"I wasn't planning on them trying to drown me, but I managed to out smart them anyway," she replied.

"Pft. Clearly don't know anything about Alteans," Leo said. He navigated Green through the wormhole. When they came out the other side, they were near the Atlas.

Leo's movements were smooth, like how Allura or Keith or Lance would fly their lions. He moved Green so that they flew into the lion hangar on the Atlas. Even his landing was smooth.

Those of them who had been on the floor stood up. Sava looked outside to see the Paladins coming to greet them. Lance was in front of the others.

"Well, let's go then," Rex said. He led the way out of Green, who lowered for them.

As soon as Alex and Artemis were outside, they were subject to Lance, who was frantic and asking if that was really all they had ended up with. Keith had to placate him.

They went to change out of the Paladin armor, then went to the medbay where they were checked over for more serious injuries. While there, they recounted everything that had happened. When Sava mentioned that she acted as if she'd drowned then surprised the leader, the older paladins laughed. Even the captain was smiling.

"Stupid idea to try and drown someone who can change their biology," Pidge commented.

"Exactly!" Sava said.

"They didn't know about that, though," Alex pointed out from his spot pressed up against Lance's side. He had his arms around both of his children. Captain Shiro smiled at all of them.

"Well, at least none of you were seriously injured," he said. Sava could hear the relief in his voice.

"Can't say that about the woman who tried to drown me," Sava commented.

She didn't regret what she'd done.

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Inspired by Fighting the Surface by tommino.

#vld #voltron #keith kogane #princess allura #lance mcclain #coran #alternate universe #hunk garrett #pidge holt #takashi shirogane #future au #klance #future children #fanfic #fanfiction #my fic #I'm definitely going to write more about this world I have created

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Witch Tips 24

Holy shit it's been over a year since I posted one of these but it's because I kept setting myself up for failure by putting way too high of expectations on myself to crank out 10 new and unique and helpful tips everytime I got 100 new followers except first it was 10 and then it was 50 and holy shit I got so stressed about these so I've just been writing them down as I've thought of them instead and now here we are, please be gentle.

Hello here are tips

1. Use transfer paper and a hair dryer to decorate candles.

Maybe you're doing a spell for someone & you want to put a picture of that person on the candle. This can be a way to help you better visualize the effects of the spell on the person the spell is for. Or maybe you need a picture on the candle for some other reason. Maybe you want to put pictures of coins on it for a money spell. Or hearts for a love spell. Simply print out whatever you want on transfer paper, cut it out & place the image face-down on the candle. Then, you'll want to get your hairdryer and a piece of tissue paper (I highly suggest the tissue paper is the same color as the candle, otherwise you risk getting that color onto the candle. Which can also be fine, but if it's not what you want...) use the blow dryer on a low-warm setting to melt the photo onto the candle side. Remove the tissue paper and there you have it! A picture printed onto a candle.

2. You can incorporate witchcraft into ANYTHING... even brushing your teeth.

I recently got this fucking delicious toothpaste from Trader Joe's. I'm one of those people who sometimes struggles to brush my teeth twice a day because I hate the taste of toothpaste. So I got a super unconventional toothpaste flavor instead, "fennel, propolis, & Myrrh. And about a week after using it, it struck me -holy shit these ingredients have meaning behind them. Most obviously, myrrh is associated with wisdom and meditation. And fennel has been used in magic for centuries! Even if you use regular mint toothpaste, that ingredient has power behind it! Obviously this goes more so for natural toothpastes but I'm sure you can find a way to enchant other varieties as well! Use the ingredients already infused into your toothpaste for enchantments & glamours!

3. Actually study your grimoire.

If I sound at all harsh by saying this, it's only because I'm being harsh with myself too. Study your grimoire. Don't just write everything down & then expect to have it all perfectly memorized & be a master in everything you research. Reread it. Rework it. Learn.

4. Feel drawn to be a sea witch but you don't live by the ocean? Get a saltwater aquarium!

First off, I'm not saying that it's a flawless solution. Being a witch of the sea is more than just using salty fish water in your craft. HOWEVER, with that out of the way, there's no way that a salt water aquarium will harm your craft as a sea witch. Think of it like a houseplant for a green witch. Sure, living in the forest would be better but it's still something special to be able to bring a little piece of your craft into your home.

5. Personal taglocks make a spell more powerful, but exercise caution when using them.

Undoubtedly, using a taglock (such as a strand of hair) can better connect you to the spells you're performing, but they're not always wise to use. I only use them in extremely personal spells and crafts. Things that no one except for me can have access to. I would never suggest using a taglock on something that you wish to give another person (especially another witch) such as a spell bottle or sachet. Even if you're best friends. Even if you're siblings. Even if you're MARRIED. You never know when a relationship can turn south or what someone is capable of when they're extremely angry with you. Don't risk it.

6. Be respectful of the deities that you don't worship or work with

I don't work with deities. Shocker, I know. I have my own belief system when it comes to higher powers that I won't get into on Tumblr, probably ever. But I do believe in showing respect to all things, both living, dead, & otherwise specified. If a deity approaches you who you're not interested in working with, please remain kind & respectful with in declination. You're allowed to say no to anyone and everyone.

7. Just because someone is more experienced doesn't necessarily mean they're always right.

Without naming names or being too specific, there was a witch I followed on Tumblr for a long time. They were much older than me and had been a witch for like 20+ years. I followed everything they said as fact. But slowly, over time I started to learn more and realized I didn't always agree with them. They were SO negative. If they heard basically anything new that younger witches were coming up with, they'd have a whole 10 paragraph post about how "stupid and wrong and ridiculous and fake" these new witches were. There was not an ounce of open mindedness with this person. And because of that, I started to feel really bad about myself and my craft. Things they said would stick with me and I'd feel so shitty about it. Well fuck. That. More experience means absolutely nothing if the person is unwilling to learn or expand their minds beyond their previous knowledge. Anyone can learn and anyone can teach. Age means nothing. Surround yourself with open minded people.

8. Put full moon water into your humidifier to charge your space.

This is an idea that only just occurred to me while I was setting up my crystals & jar of water to charge under the full blue moon on Samhain. I always turn my glowing humidifier on at night while I sleep. As I watched the mist begin to arise out the top I thought to myself, 'if I'm charging that water (the glass jar on my altar) for the full moon, why not this water too?' So now, I just add a little splash of full moon water into my humidifier water whenever I'm performing rituals or doing spell work. This way, the full moon water can charge my entire bedroom with the power of the full moon as I work.

Speaking of...

9. You can charge water under more moon phases than just full.

I don't know if that wording was weird or not so I'm sorry if it doesn't make sense. My point is, I always see people talking about moon water as if it's only full moon water. The moon holds power in every phase she goes through. Adding to the above tip, you can put new moon water into your humidifier to cleanse your space. Waxing moon water to help you plan and focus. And waning moon water to assist during a banishment spell. Hell yeah dude, all phase of the moon are useful and powerful!

10. Incense matches are a great alternative to full incense sticks

I love burning incense, but sometimes it can really overwhelm the area, especially because my house is small & I dont want to expose my cat to it. Incense matches are literally matches that are covered in incense powder. They burn for just a few minutes & produce a steady stream of smoke for spells. They come in a bunch of different scents. I buy them locally for 30 matches for $1.05USD but you can probably find them cheaper online. Still be sure to keep them away from pets & those who are smoke-sensitive.

Thank you so much for reading, follow me for more #10tips, search my blog for the previous 230 tips, & have a magical day.

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