#lilith wwdits

[beansprean]

😯😧😨😰

My Familiar’s Ghost part 43

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(ID in alt and under cut)

ID: 1a. Mottled green background; Laszlo's hand pops into frame from the bottom, holding a corded phone receiver. He calls, 'Little wraith! Lilith on the telephone!' Ghost Guillermo flies in sharply from the opposite side, reaching out to snatch the phone with an irritated expression. He snaps, 'Don't call me that.' The wraith energy around him is still amorphous and in pieces, but has formed into a definite hood and cape. 1b. Split panel, close up on Guillermo on a green background on the left and Lilith on a purple background on the right. Guillermo holds the phone to his ear with a smile, anxious but eager, and says 'Lilith! Did you find out anything?' Lilith is dressed down in a grey tee shirt over a black lace camisole with a gold chain necklace and some silver rings, hair piled into a messy bun on top of her head. Her hands are busy with something below screen, pink smartphone wedged between her ear and shoulder. She grins smugly and replies, 'You bet your cute little bum I did! And it's just as I told you - self inflicted!' 1c. Repeat. Guillermo frowns, brow furrowing in confusion, and says 'Huh? But I didn't-' Lilith interrupts him, still grinning and aiming a wink at the phone, 'You didn't, but your great great great grandpappy sure did.' She gestures with her right hand which holds a rubber spatula dripping with some kind of neon green slime. 1d. Repeat. Guillermo's frown deepens, a growing anxiety forming lines between his brows. He squeaks out, 'He-what?' Lilith raises a brow with a frown and explains, 'Beautiful work by a sister coven in the Netherlands - good for 10, 15 generations, I'd say. Now what was that wording she used...' She straightens her head, now holding her phone with her left hand and leans over to rummage offscreen with her right. 1e. The area outside the panels fades from white to a muted brown as we switch the scene back to Nandor at Panera. Close up of Nandor's hand pushing the head of the dead vampire in the 70s gear that was slumped near the door with two fingers, exposing his throat. He has been bitten messily once or twice, blood dried in streams dripping down to his collar. There is a stake sticking out of the center of his chest. Nandor notes aloud, 'Not drained, just...sipped. And killed. 1f. Zoom out as Nandor stands and turns to survey the rest of the room nervously, the dead vampire slumping over behind him. Nandor twiddles his fingers together and says to himself, 'Yeesh, Guillermo, always with the slaying, even now...'

2a. The area outside the panels continues to darken as it goes down. Close up of Lilith, purple background darkened as a shadow falls over her face. She is holding her phone to her ear with her left hand and holding up a yellow post-it note with her right, stuck to the tips of her fingers. She reads out, 'Should blood be supped / and end thy life / your body lay not still- / a slayer wakes to turn the knife...' 2b. Close up of Guillermo as Lilith reads out the last line: '...and succumb to slayer's will.' Guillermo's eyes widen with horror, mouth slack with shock. The background turns to mottled reds and oranges, his wraith cloak flaring out in terrified spikes around him, and the phone receiver falls from his frozen hand as it loses corporeality. 2c. Zoom out to a green background and wooden floor, the rotary phone placed on a small side table. The receiver clatters to the floor as Guillermo retreats to a glowing blue vapor and voops out of view. Lilith's voice continues from the phone, 'And then something about an unstoppable vampire-killing frenzy. She couldn't figure out how to rhyme that bit in English.' 2d. Back to Panera, the area outside the panels now nearly black. Close up of Nandor in the foreground facing the viewer, having walked further into the room. He is grimacing down at the next vampire corpse he is examining. The blood-smeared cabinets and open doorway are visible behind him. In the doorway, the silhouette of a short round figure has appeared silently, orange eyes glowing from the darkness, narrowed into slits. Lilith's voice continues from the phone from the previous panel: 'Hello? Memo? Hello?' /end ID

#wwdits #my familiars ghost #nandermo #mlm #ghost guillermo #vampire guillermo #lilith wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows fx #my art #fanart #fan comic #image described

[nutmeg-cider]

wwdits + monster factory quotes pt.2

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwdits textpost meme #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #nandor the relentless #colin robinson #guillermo de la cruz #lilith wwdits #nandermo #ladja #laszlermo #monster factory #mcelroys #mcelroy brothers #mcelboys #brewing cider

[goofygooberton]

Ok listen here fuckers if you like the mighty boosh, think Julian barratt is cool, and need more deranged girlbosses in your life then BOY OH BOY do I have the shows for you.

Alright we’ll start with the more lighthearted one first. It’s called Bloods, it’s on Hulu or sky tv, and it’s about paramedics. It’s fuckin hilarious. The main character is played by the same guy who played oluwande (Samson kayo) from our flag means death and the other main character is an older women, which we almost never get on tv so that’s already two wins (and their dynamic is hilarious). Where Julian comes in is that he plays the love interest for the batshit depot manager (her names jo, and I love her, she literally bites people). They have a very stupid, awkward and violent friendship it’s fuckin hilarious, 10/10. I’d say Julian’s character (his names Lawrence, btw) is abit of a himbo but he’s pretty emotionally intelligent, he’s just subtle about it. Also another thing about Jo is that she’s played by Lucy Punch who also played Lilith (the witch) from what we do in the shadows. (Oh and there’s also another deranged girlboss in this show her names Kareshma she’s awesome)

Alright the next show is a fucking sledgehammer to the emotions. I stg by the end of watching this I had been emotionally eviscerated and simultaneously had my faith in humanity restored. It’s about this depressed middle aged children’s book author and his family, Julian plays the main character. It does have a depiction of attempted suicide (it’s not that graphic tho and imo the story handled it very well) so know yourself and what you’re able to handle. It’s such a beautifully done show, I’m not really sure what to say about it other than watch it without giving to much about it away. I reccomend it if you like crying, positive father-daughter relationships, cannon lesbians, and more crying.

Okay thank you for coming to my Ted talk now go have fun watching these :D

#julian barratt #jenkins.txt #the mighty boosh #mighty boosh #bloods sky tv #flowers channel 4 #samson kayo #lucy punch #lilith wwdits #autistic yelling

[fritextramole]

icons for semen stealing witches

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #lilith wwdits #icons

[safetyhazardfics]

Sharing the fic I wrote for Volume 3 of What We Create in the Shadows @wwcitszine! It's full of awesome art, fic, and interviews with the cast and crew, and all proceeds go to PFLAG!

WWCITS Volume 3 is available on Blurb through August 20, 2023 - if you enjoy, consider picking up a copy in print or PDF!

Answering the question on everybody's mind: What happened to Laszlo's favorite hat after Go Flip Yourself?

#wwdits fic #wwdits fanfic #laszlo cravensworth #colin robinson #guillermo de la cruz #nadja of antipaxos #wallace wwdits #topher wwdits #lilith wwdits #black peter wwdits #my fics #wwdits #what we do in the shadows #wwcitszine #wwcits #what we create in the shadows #wwdits zine

[deadlynightjadeart]

My demands are as follows:

1. more lady

2. more gay

3. more lady gay

Thank you.

#vampire #witch #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #nadja wwdits #lilith wwdits #fanart

[ghostlyheart]

What We Do in the Shadows - 3.04 vs. 5.09

#what we do in the shadows #wwdits s5 spoilers #wwditsedit #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #he's her best friend!!! i wanna cry #im torn because on the one hand it's very very sweet she considers him her best friend #on the other hand sean is definitely HIS best friend #of all of the vamps laszlo probably has the most developed relationships outside the house #and I would like to see more of that for her #like with the antipaxos family but they weren't featured much #this is part of the reason why I really want them to revisit jenna or lilith. so they can explore more abt who she outside of the main grou #and of course the guide is right there. but we know how that went #maybe NEXT year will be the season of guidja (delusional) #ghostlygifs

[fangs-trait]

if they existed in the same universe they could probably be besties... or worst vampire enemies.

nadja of antipaxos from what we do in the shadows !!!

#nadja of antipaxos #wwdits #lilith vatore #ts4 #the sims 4 #ts4 edit #simblr #this screenshot is very old can you tell... ugh

[anney-baker]

is this anything???

#this vamp baby is not even fully vamp #canon powerful vamp!guillermo? #guillermo the great is real??? #what we do in the shadows #wwdits #baron afanas #laszlo cravensworth #nadja of antipaxos #lilith #colin robinson #guillermo de la cruz #you'll never hear the end of me with gifs😈 #anneybaker

[nadjasnandor]

so we had wallace and topher back from s2. do you know who else needs to come back

#this was supposed to be the witches season :( #i was witchebaited And nadjabackstorybaited. i mean we got a tiny little bit of the latter but #wwdits spoilers #lilith #text

[alicelilwolf]

Lilith The Mother of Demons

Darkness reigns where Lilith wanders, Queen of demons, goddess of night, Infernal beauty, soulless ponder, A power that turns day into blight. With fiery eyes and raven's hair, A smile that melts the bravest heart, Her presence makes the dead aware, Of pain and suffering they impart. Above all others she inspires fear, For she is power, she is might, All bow, when her name they hear, For Lilith rules the darkest night. She is the mother of all succubi, Her daughters swarm the earth in lust, Their power, her ultimate decree, For Lilith is the one they trust. So beware the dark queen's call, For her grasp is stronger than steel, Once you've answered, you'll enthrall, And forever be under her ethereal seal.

(I'm a Pagan high priestess and practice Demonolatry and worship Lady Lilith on a regular basis)

#poetry #writing #women #writers on tumblr #creative writing #black and white #lilith #paganism #demonolatry #wwdits #top trends

[beansprean]

Hercules au part 2 feat. the muses!

ID: 1. Bust of Nandor as Meg, eyes closed and fist clenched in the air with determination. He repeats to himself in his head again and again: “I will not fall in love with Guillermo.” From offscreen, a voice cries, “Haha, aww!”

2. Reverse shot of Guillermo as Hercules, smiling and blushing as Jahan, a mottled gray horse, affectionately rubs his nose on Guillermo’s cheek. Guillermo’s face squishes from the movement, one eye closing, and both hands reach up to hold and rub Jahan under the chin. Guillermo says, “I think Jahan likes me? Haha!”

3. Reverse shot of Nandor watching them, hand clutching at his chest and eyes gone wide and heart-shaped. His face is flushed purple and creased with a deep frown as pink bubbles and hearts erupt from behind him. He thinks to himself, “Fuck.” Behind him on a raised stone dais stand the muses standing in formation: Charmaine, the Guide, Marwa, Lilith, and Jenna. Marwa stands in the center with a smug smile, hands on hips. The Guide and Lilith frame her on either side, mirroring each other with hip cocked and one arm raised up. Charmaine and Jenna stand on the far ends, mirroring each other with one hand on hip and one arm posed down. Jenna is doing so a little awkwardly and does not have the same confident smile as the others. Together, they sing: “Who ya think you’re kiddin’? He’s the earth and heaven to ya!” /end ID

#wwdits #nandermo #mlm #Hercules au #charmaine rinaldi #wwdits the guide #marwa wwdits #lilith wwdits #jenna wwdits #guillermo de la cruz #nandor the relentless #what we do in the shadows #what we do in the shadows fx #my art #fanart #image described

[zkyeline]

Did a request from twitter. Here be my blorbos, from shows 💕

#marcy wu #sasha waybright #sasharcy #adrian graye #lilith clawthorne #guillermo de la cruz #izzy hands #amphibia #the owl house #wwdits #ofmd #I’ve been watching so many shows it’s crazy...! #fan art

[mr-nauseam]

So Nadja and Lilith meet a century before Laszlo exists in this world. Vampires and witches. They are not enemies but they are not usually allies either. Nadja visits the store. It doesn't take her long to realize the true nature of it and that doesn't stop her visits. They begin to know and understand each other. It is not long before the first kiss and more.

Nadja is fascinating and although they don't formalize anything, Lilith knows that she is special, more important than the other casual lovers of the vampireza. In every decade and lustrum they meet and spend long periods together. Every time they meet again it is in places too different from the same life but that doesn't matter.

Nadja may have been the first to initiate it all but Lilith falls deep. For her Nadja is more important than anything and anyone else in this world. They have eternity ahead of them, why bother to name what they have? Is not because she is scared.

Then one day Nadja appears and she is Laszlo's wife. Lilith's heart breaks. Because that must have been her. What on earth is in that vampire too young for this to happen, what does he have that she doesn't? Lilith one of the most powerful witches.

Without knowing him she decides she hates him. As she also hates Nadja for getting married. For taking away her special title. For ruining their relationship. Nadja doesn't really see the problem. Of course she's not monogamous. Lilith knew her. She knew her too well and annoyingly wants to hurt her somehow.

She knows Nadja hates being lied to. Hiding things from her. And he draws up a plan that works to perfection. Nadja is furious because she knows that Lilith asked Laszlo to keep the secret about their meeting intimate. She knows because Laszlo can't lie to her. Lilith knew all this would happen but she is still not satisfied.

Her hurt feelings make her cruel and Nadja could be just as ruthless. In reality this was the drop of a glass full of little incidents from the past. If there is a reason Lilith didn't have a ring with Nadja it was because they actually had too different views of life. Because she wanted to possess Nadja in a way she never could.

They hate because they love so much in the past.

#fucking wwdits #wwdits nadja #wwdits lilith #wwdits laszlo #nadja of antipaxos #laszlo cravensworth #ladja #Let me overthink about Nadja #Nadja and her girls #wwdits #headcanons

[fritextramole]

masterpost

#lilith wwdits #jim the vampire #polls #shadows character tournament

[wwdits-kink-meme]

Nadja x Lilith hatefucking in secret, maybe a homoerotic combat scene? dubcon and violence and repressed emotions from their falling out, something real messy.

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#wwdits #wwdits kink meme #kink meme #writing prompt #wlw #nadja x lilith #dubcon #fight sex #hate fuck