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moregraceful · 6 months

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KASPER I DON'T KNOW ANYONE but please pick two boys with the same name (obviously has to actually be a rarepair) and the word is ….salamander

Ella you are the only mfer in this town who can handle me.

William Eklund/William Nylander....

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William had never in his life wanted to attend the NHL All-Star game, and had been hoping that Toronto’s general distaste for him would have saved him from that fate, but an Art Ross campaign turned the tide towards him favorably, and now instead of vacationing in St. Kitts with David and his wife and kid like he’d planned, he was skating onto the ice at Scotiabank to a crowd of thousands of cheering fans in multi-colored jerseys.

It would have been bearable if there had been any other Swedes at the event, but it was just him, that kid from the Sharks, and Elias Pettersson. Pettersson was wrapped up in some season-long dramedy with Quinn Hughes and Brock Boeser, who were both at the event, and William would not touch that until the offseason, when he could hear about it properly, as God intended, in Swedish, in a club, while Elias spilled his guts over cocktails at 8pm on Saturday.

That left William to spend time with either his teammates, who kept fucking up their breakaways, or William Eklund, who was doing a bad job of not looking too overwhelmed. Brent Burns kept hovering around him protectively, but William hadn’t been afraid of that guy in years, so he skated up to them, smiling flirtatiously at Brent Burns while elbowing him out of the way so he could stand next to Eklund. Burnzie frowned at him but William said, “ah, calm down,” in Swedish and Burnzie rolled his eyes.

“Hey,” he said to Eklund.

Eklund smiled. He looked stressed. “Hey,” he said. “This is pretty special.”

“It’s actually fucking up my vacation plans,” said William. “I didn’t want to be here.”

Eklund laughed and then clapped a hand over his mouth when a bunch of players turned to look at them. Admittedly, Marc-Andre Fleury had just come out of the tunnel to huge applause, and everyone was supposed to be cheering for the old man. William didn’t care, because he knew for a fact Fleury also did not want to be there, but the NHL was fond of the guy and making him go on a farewell tour was part and parcel. “I was supposed to go to Cabo,” Eklund said.

“Saint Kitts,” said William. “When you make major league money, you’ll get there.”

“Yeah, six million?” said Eklund. “You’re making Toronto sweat without a contract, man.”

William inclined his head to the kid and whispered, “you have to make them earn it.”

Eklund covered his mouth with his hand again and then said, with a bright smile, “aren’t you supposed to earn it?”

“I can make big money on any team in the league,” said William. “Any team would be lucky to have me. If Toronto wants me, they have to show it.”

“Contract negotiations are that bad?” Eklund said with his eyes wide.

William grinned at him. “Maybe, maybe not,” he said. “Maybe I should come to San Jose. I bet the sunshine’s nice, right?”

Eklund blushed, which was delightful.

“What do they call you?” William asked.

“Ekky.”

“Gecko,” corrected Burnzie. William flinched. “Since when do you speak Swedish?”

Burnzie smiled with his teeth. William rolled his eyes and turned to Eklund and said in English, “Gecko? What's a gecko? Like a salamander?”

Eklund shrugged. "I don't know what a salamander is?"

"It's a lizard, dumbass," said Burnzie. "Not you, Gecko, I was talking to Nylander." He thumped William on the top of his helmet. "His nickname is Gecko."

“Burnzie calls me Gecko. He’s the only one. Uh, but—” Eklund switched back to Swedish “ —you can call me Wille.”

He was blushing harder this time. William was so charmed.

“Wille,” said William. He bumped his elbow against Wille’s. “You want to get a drink later?”

“Uh,” Wille looked at Burnzie, but Barzal had just taken the ice so he was distracted. He said, very quietly, “yeah, yes please. I don’t know anyone else here.”

William’s weekend had just turned around in a huge way.

#unfortunate birdcage fanfictions #cage replies #mysticaltramping #ella ella umbrella #harrowing to realize william nylander is a vet lol

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jaysavex · 1 year

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Hellooo it's me(🍒) I just want you to know that I opnined my tumbie today and reading your tags made me smile so much that I accidentally tossed my phone and couldn't find it for a good while (it was beHIND NY PILLOW WHAT THE FUCK I'm still mad about that BUT anyway

I've bee, n following you for a while now andhave been wanting to let you know YOUR.R ART IS SO LOVEY AND ASLO VERY AEETHETIC AND ADORABLE AND ABSOLUTE EYECANDY, BY THE WAY, AND I LOVE. HOW YOU DRAW THEM THEYRE SO CUTE AND SOMFT AND?? yoU DRAW ON YOUR PHONE WHAY THE FUCK IOUR ART IS GORGIS I COULD NEVER oUGH and this seemed like a good time to finallyet you know (I have wanted to scream at u for a rlly long time like. RLLY long I am just stupidly shy)

Any way get got you absolutely stunning jestie bestie moot🫀🫀❤️‍🔥this was a lot but I am not (just like a little bit kind of you know ) sorry

U ARE LITERALLY THE CUTEST THINF WVER HELLO HI OH MY GOD I'M PUTTING U IN MY POCKET AND UR NEVER LEAVING OH MY GODHSBFHKS BRO,,, I had?? No idea we were mutuals????? I'm such a dumbass who doesn't know how Tumblr works hellO???????????????? In absolute SHAMBLES rn this has made my week?? My month???? Year?? Hmbfjskh I adore u you're mine now I'm putting u in a tupperware container and feeding u grass like a little lizard I found on the porch

I LOVE UR ART SM TOO!!!! IT'S SO!!!!! !!! !!!!!!!!!!!!! ! HEMFNJSK!!!!!!!!! literally I wanna stuff it in my mouth like a squirrel n hoard it for the winter AA it's so pretty and sketchy and scrumptious and stylized and cool and perfect and ur expressions make me feel so many things like seriously they're so ridiculously funny how do u do it!!!! how come u haven't yelled at me sooner holy fuck scream at me all u want!! It's not a lot dwbi!!!!!!!! I'm kind of a lot too actually sorry for writing sm!!!!!!!! I'm gonna yell at u somuch more now I hope u know that, brace yourself >:(💖💖 this was a delight to read thank u thank u thanku, never be shy again you're more than welcome here I'll buy u pudding cups and give y fresh water 💖💖✨💖✨✨💖💖✨✨✨💖✨💖💖

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ozymoron · 2 years

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ed headcanons because i cant stop thinking about this fucking dumbass

hes bisexual and either arospec or acespec (i cant decide)

he totally uses tumblr and has a blog where he posts cool facts, daily riddles and forensics shit (i would totally follow his blog)

he's always wanted to dress like he does in season 5 but was too afraid to so he kept whole aesthetic thing hes got going on to his house only

he likes birds, lizards and frogs

he really likes wearing suits and other tight fitting clothing because he likes the pressure

he likes silky textures i just get that vibe yknow

he was obsessed with true crime as a kid like he would watch every single true crime documentary he could get his hands on

he listens to will wood and maybe lemon demon and tally hall (i get that vibe yknow i feel like he would)

he wanted to do theater as a kid but was afraid he might get bullied for it

he likes making tea from scratch like with the leaves and shit

he likes to paint with watercolour and enjoys painting still life but hides his art because hes embarassed of it and doesnt want other people to see

he was definitely a gifted kid

#gotham #gotham tv #edward nygma #the riddler

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aikoiya · 2 years

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DP - PT AU - Beauty & the Beast

I just thought about an idea for a Phantom Twins AU.

I want a Beauty & the Beast where my character, Dina, is Belle, Plasmius is Beast, there is no actual Gaston & in his place is Dina's overprotective twin brother, Danny. This would make Dina's conflict with him, instead, his overprotectiveness.

Sam & Tucker are sort of his Lefou, minus the brown-nosing & yes-manning. Danny is courting Sam & since this isn't a more modern story, she doesn't havr the same 'not like other girls' problem.

I mean, I guess there is sort of a Gaston, it's Dash & he does try to get with Dina, but he's not the antagonist in the end.

The Fentons would still be considered very strange. They are both inventors & Jack is, specifically a Fenton, which are a branch off a long line of illustrious supernatural hunters, called the Nightingales, that were descended from a dhampir, so they have the ingrained ability to sense the supernatural, as well as have slightly superhuman physicalities which gives them a leg up in the business. The Fentons, including Jack & Maddie, prefer to specialize in ghosts, but also know how to handle other supernatural beings just in case.

Jack & Maddie specifically consider themselves scholars of the study of spectrology & spend a lot of their time trying to pioneer new ways to study & fight ghosts. This, however, tends to get them viewed by the staunchest of church-goers & other religious believers, such as the Mansons, as dabbling in the dark arts themselves. Sometimes, they are looked at through a similar lense to witches. Which is why Sam has to sneak out in order to see Danny & Tucker.

Sidebar: It actually turns out that Pamela is descended from a wiccan burned at the stake & this is part of what makes the woman so strict. She worries that her daughter has inherited some of her ancestor's aberrant behaviors. This is initially what interested Sam about the Fentons, but she stayed for Danny.

Just keep a lot of Disney's animated version of it (I don't agree with what Disney does or supports, but they do make great animated movies when they're not trying to woke-ify everything), add the live-action's Evermore scene, plus some modifications to the story.

As far as Vlad goes, he was a sorcerer king dabbling in trying to access the 'Hereafter' with dark magic to gain power & conquer both life & afterlife. Asshole was ambitious. What he skipped over was the section explaining that such portals required a sacrifice.

When he cast the spell, he was suddenly met with a little old man who offered him a rose to turn back & never attempt this again. Of course, Vlad refused, mocking such an ugly old man.

Only to fall back in horror when the old man revealed himself to be Death itself, come to judge him. To his credit, when Death tried to reap his soul, Vlad resisted his fate strongly enough that the primordial being was impressed & decided to give him one last chance to save himself.

So, Vlad & his castle & all the servants in it were cursed. The servants & Vlad all became ghosts & couldn't leave his castle. Like in the live-action, no one outside the castle remembers anything to do with the castle or its residents.

Vlad's form & coloring is like Plasmius, but it's also like the gargoyles from Gargoyles. We all know his coloring, but his hair is down & long instead of up in those dumbass devil horns. Instead, he has teal horns, the same color as his skin, that start at his forehead, curve over his head, then point up. He has massive, saber-like fangs & sharp teeth, talons, is digitigrade with sharp, taloned feet, the ends of his fingers are coal black as if frostbitten, a long, tapering, lizard-like tail, a long, snake-like tongue, & large, bat-like wings that he wraps around his shoulders to form a cloak instead of a cape like in canon. He's also much taller than normal. However, normally, his eyes are the same as they were when he was human; royal blue with white sclera. Except for when he's angry, they glow entirely red with black slitted pupils.

Like this:

The past 20 years have not been kind to him & he's become bitter & somewhat feral in his isolation. He often switches between walking on 2 legs & walking on 4 & his temper is short & explosive.

Vlad was always power hungry & selfish, so to suddenly have so much power, yet be unable to use it would make him miserable. Not to mention how hideous he found himself now.

Anyway, we all know the story, "love & be loved in return & the spell will be broke." Specifically, here it needs to be that he's loved enough to share the burden of the 'curse.'

Anyway, Vlad & Dina meet when Jack was taking the Fentons' latest invention a town or so over to help with a hunt, when he stumbled upon Plasmius' castle & trespassed under the guise of flushing out some ghosts.

He's imprisoned & his horse finds Dina who leaves a note & goes off to find him. Like in the animated version, she offers herself in exchange for her father, impressing Vlad with her bravery, & so the story begins.

The dresser, I think I'd make Dorathea, who was actually a princess from one of Vlad's allying kingdoms. It was Mattingly, a kingdom known for their magical rulers who'd been dragonslayers that forged amulets from the hearts of dragons to obtain their power. She was a gift given to Vlad by her cruel brother, Aragon. Initially, she was meant to be Vlad's wife & future queen, thus forging a stronger alliance between Vlad's kingdom of Amity Vale & Mattingly, but he had no interest in sharing his rule with anyone & made her his servant. Though Aragon was a misogynistic sack of shit & cared little for his sister, he viewed Vlad's actions as an insult to him specifically & was insulted because of his pride rather than on his sister's behalf. This lead to war between the 2 kingdoms which lead to Vlad's conquest of Mattingly. Anyway, she'd be either the dresser or take the place of the featherduster. She also has a thing going on with Fright Knight.

I think Lunch Lady, I think I'll name her Mrs. Annabeth Letterman, would take the spot of Mrs. Pots & Box Lunch, Abigail Letterman, would be Chip. Box Ghost, Herbert Letterman, would still be human & working in Dina's village unaware that he even has a wife & daughter due to the nature of the spell.

Skulker would be the royal huntsman (he's obviously not gonna have a robosuit here & he instead has a legit body that mimics his suit in canon), Fright Knight would be a general. Ember the court musician. Cujo would be the footrest from the animated version. Ghost Writer would be chronicler & librarian.

Here, Walker isn't a ghost, he's the local sheriff in Amitytown (the town nearest the castle) & Maddie's father. He used to work at the palace as captain of the royal guard, but retired to the town when his wife got pregnant.

Anyway, this version would follow Lima Syndrome in that the captor would start to change as a person due to exposure to his captive. While Dina would begin to see the humanity in him, it would only be once he started to change & she wouldn't make excuses for his bad behavior before that, standing up to him much like Belle does in the animated movie.

She's there for months & by this point, Jack's gotten back to town & tells everyone, including his family, that a monster had his daughter. While the Fentons are the town crackpots, they're taken more seriously than in the show because of Jack's connection to a long & illustrious line of hunters even if he is the black sheep of the black sheep of the family. (And no, that wasn't a typo. I meant to do black sheep twice in order to emphasize how far removed from his family he is.) How he managed to land Maddie, no one knows. As such, the townspeople might not initially believe him, but are still cautious.

In his worry, Danny, who had been studying to be an astronomer, heel-face turns into going full hunter to try & save his sister. It turns out that he has a natural talent for being a hunter & becomes very good, very quickly. He goes out on hunts, exercises ghosts & demons, slays monsters & other supernatural creatures that have attacked nearby villages & towns.

Danny quickly becomes the new rising star in the hunter community & at home. Ousting Dash from his place as star of Amity before eventually ranking higher than Valerie as top hunter in the district with her being top non-Nightengale hunter, only now he doesn't care about popularity. He's doing this all to save his sister. Sure, he now has a lot of girls throwing themselves at him, but he cares about that about as much as he does being popular right now. He's got a mission & he's going to accomplish it, damnit!

His friends actually help him despite his warnings to stay away. Sam even learns apotropaic magics to help while Tucker takes up archery.

It's during one of his hunts that he manages to take out one of Valerie's targets & that pisses her off. Danny doesn't particularly care because so long as the target is taken care of & no one's getting hurt anymore, it shouldn't matter who does it.

They get into a rivalry that eventually turns into a companionship of sorts.

During the months that Dina is with Plasmius, the Fentons are training their son & studying up on how to fight against this 'Beast.' Jazz tries to be the voice of reason, but the rest of her family are out of their minds with worry.

When Dina runs off & is saved by Plasmius, they become friends. This is when he begins to value her as a person & wants to make her happy. He begins falling in love, but Dina isn't yet. In an attempt to make her happy, he gives her free access to both the library & the kitchen. At some point, she bakes him a plate of cookies to which he's touched. He tells her that he used to bake with his mother before she died to which Dina asks him if he'd like to help her next time. To this, he says yes. After the iconic dance, Plasmius gives her his magic mirror, then releases her from his custody to go & nurse her ailing father back to health & Vlad is already in love & just wants her to be happy.

He sings Evermore as she runs home. He doesn't realize that she intends to come back. Anyway, when she gets there, her family is relieved by her return. When they ask how she escaped, she tells them that she didn't, Plasmius released her.

Maddie denies the possibility, insisting that a ghost wouldn't do that.

Then, Danny comes in saying, "Unless, he put her under a spell to put us under a false sense of security." Like, he's been, essentially, eating, sleeping, & drinking the anti-supernatural kool-aid since he learned his sister was captured & he hasn't had a good night's sleep since. He's a little whacked out rn.

This leads to the Fentons locking Dina in the basement of their home & Jazz trying to convince them not to.

Danny gathers the mob, Valerie being one of his frontrunners, & attacks Plasmius' castle in an effort to try & protect his family, & especially his sister, from Plasmius & get him to release his twin from his influence.

At the end, when Plasmius decides to put Danny down instead of dropping him to his death, Danny doesn't stab him because he finally realizes that Dina was telling the truth. Instead, Dash picks up Danny’s iron sword with a rowan handle & stabs Vlad in a vain attempt to get back on top of the social ladder.

When the spell is broken, Vlad is in human form & his eyes are how Dina recognizes him. When they kiss, the magic doesn't just turn all the servants & the castle back to normal, it cuts Vlad's ghostliness in half, turning him into a halfa, his ghost form becoming more in-line with canon Plasmius. To compensate, Dina is given the other half of his ghostliness & made into a halfa with him. One that reflects her inner beauty.

In ghost form, Vlad has fleshy-colored skin, if slightly paler than his human form with just a tinge of blue (it's actually unsettlingly corpse-like in color), his hair remains down & charcoal black with a silver streak, & his eyes are glowing magenta with white sclera, but they turn entirely red when angry.

They marry & she becomes his queen. Then, they live happily ever after.

The End.

Phantom Twins AU Masterlist

#danny phantom #dp #phantom twins au #disney beauty and the beast #danny fenton #fem!danny fenton #vlad masters #vlad plasmius #gargoyles #beauty and the beast #endangered species #pompous pep #diana 'dina' fenton #diana 'dina' phantom #writing prompt #my art #aikoiya art

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naysaltysalmon · 2 years

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I decided to introduce myself a little more by telling you some fun facts about myself:

Tagged by @lizard-dumbass

Nay (Nayru Elric on my fanfic accs) | he/they/she | Pan/bi/queer | Genderfluid | Capricorn (☀️) Gemini (🌙) Scorpio (🌅)

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🥮 My ancestors are primarily from the British Isles and the Iberian Peninsula. I think we were Second Generation Irish immigrants; some also lived in Puerto Rico more recently. It seems we never had any wealth to our name.

🥮 I have no idea what happened to my ancestors before they crossed the Atlantic to the United States. (I guess one of my surnames is a famous crest in Great Britain, though?)

🥮 Unfortunately, my father’s mother forbid her kids from learning Spanish from her husband due to Americanization / assimilation politics / racism. I’m doing my best to reconnect with my latine heritage by teaching myself and seeking out that side of my family now. I’ve also been teaching myself Japanese for a while.

🥮 I did English-style equestrian when I was 8-10 (hurdles, jumps, trotting, cantering). I was pretty good at it but never participated in any competitions. I miss barn/farm life.

🥮 I started learning piano when I was in kindergarten. That was over 17 years ago now. I haven’t been able to keep up with it as much since the start of college; my technicality has definitely suffered, but my musicality and intuition has improved greatly~

🥮 My family had a built-in pool when I was younger. I used to spend all my summers there – at least 2 hours a day, almost every day – up until I was about 10. I am the best swimmer I know. When I’m not near the ocean or some other large body of water for a while, I get very sad.

🥮 I grew up in the cold winters and sweltering humid summers of Minnesota. Some of y’all don’t know what true cold is; but I also can’t stand the heat, or being in arid climates for long. (I always get nosebleeds!)

🥮 I was that kid who used to love sitting alone laying out all my collections of rocks, books, legos, feathers, toy horses, polly pockets, littlest pet shop, small spoons, toy cars, etc. etc. just to see them in different color, size, alphabetical, numeric, thematic, etc. orders. I only just accepted that I’m autistic.

🥮 I’ve dealt with intense bouts of depression since middle school and crippling anxiety for as long as I can remember. My toxic childhood home life did not help with this.

🥮 Apparently I do a lot of different voices when I talk, imitating different caricatures of people when I quote them, something I didn’t realize until my last few partners started copying me!!

🥮 It’s always been really easy for me to connect with animals. They seem to latch onto my calm energy and immediately become interested in me and approach me. I go crazy if I’m not near nature (clear skies, clean air, wildlife) for an extended period.

🥮 I’m very interested in the connection between reality and the spiritual. I once wanted to become a scientist, until I realized that personal beliefs were deemed “irrational,” and supposed to be wiped clean from endeavors to understand observational truth. Science, desiring to perpetuate the human race, was blind to its own biases in assuming such an arrogant, detached position; but I think there is a lot that we cannot see at play in the world around us all the time. Things science can’t explain, but most of the scientists I grew up around were atheists who mocked anyone who believed in anything that couldn’t be observed in the data. It’s vomit-inducing.

🥮 I’ve always enjoyed animation over live-action media. Something about the inherent suspense of disbelief in a timeless art style, the carefully choreographed fluid and jerky movements... It invited me to go on a fantastical journey more than live-action could growing up.

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I hope you’ll reblog and give a few fun facts about yourself so we can get to know each other a little better~! Open to all!

Tagging: @emiliosandozsequence @mirycactusito @stupidbluejay @mattbear-music-nz @jackshade21 @spatialdecay

#I was tagged #tag game #tagging #tag #Nay talks #thanks for tagging me i hope y'all'll do it!!!!!#i went into way more detail than any of the ppl who wrote it before me so don't feel pressured to write small essays

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cicakmen · 8 months

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hello fellas! welcome to our blog.

this blog is owned and managed by two people that shouldn’t exist: Will/Teaghan (🦈) and Xavier (☔️).

heres some info about our little blog:

this is mainly an art blog that we have for funsies! fanart and art of our OCs will be most commonly spotted.

either way, we try to be accesable. if you have any problems with the accesability, say it breaks your screen reader, feel free to tell us either via asks or by dming one of us directly via our other blogs! (preferrably Will, the non-dumbass (this is a joke Xavier please))

we will also post stuff about our daily life, usually just art or silly images we capture. apparently lizards will be a big part of this blog, so thats fun. we will also draw stories or stuff about things that we find amusing.

info about the admins! :

Will (🦈)

☆ i use he/him pronouns, but they/them is also fine!

☆ the main guy who manages this Tumblr, well the more unfun or complicated parts i guess.

☆ transgender, aromantic asexual and achillian!

☆ i am Autistic, mentally illed and a physically disabled who follows the Cripplepunk movement.

☆ i have a few other blogs, all dedicated to mostly different things! our blogs will be at the bottom of this post.

☆ i have an absurdly inconsistent artstyle

☆ i own about, i dunno, about 55% of our OCs i think

☆ I DREW MY KNEE GUARD ON THE WRONG LEG NOO

Xavier (☔)

☆ i use he/him pronouns. i also prefer masc terms more than fem ones but it’s whatever :] (smiley face emojicon)

☆ i am transmasc agender & on the omnisexual spectrum

☆ i am a minor.. personally NSFW talks for me are fine but please respect Will’s boundaries as to not talk about it under OUR blogs.

☆ i sometimes speak other languages beside English (surprise?) - which would be Bahasa (Malay) and 华文 (Simplified Chinese) out of habit.. but feel free to ask me for translation lmao

☆ still trying to figure out how Tumblr works, don’t make fun of me okay

☆ treat me like the fun uncle, with the boring spouse.. Will 🍅🍅 slash j

Boundaries

no hate is tolerated, obviously - if you hate or annoy us in any way, we WILL block you.

no NSFW - whether it be questions, submissions, DMs, or just your blog being entirely NSFW, immediate block.

don’t pry about our personal life or data - this is obvious. don’t be creepy, i guess?

these are all pretty basic boundaries, so just be a decent human being.

Do Not Interact (link):

again, pretty basic DNI list, so just be a decent human being.

and finally, our other blogs! plus our instagram account.

Will’s blogs:

@yippee-tippees - my main blog.

@sandwichhsk - a blog for my fan art! mostly Ride The Cyclone.

@kireoppi - my disabilities blog.

Xavier’s blogs:

@scaraowo - unappetizing foods (Will wrote this it’s not true guys)

Our instagram:

cicakbois - follow us (this is a threat)

thank you all for reading our introduction, we hope you have a good stay on our page - 🦈

#introduction #pinned intro #introductory post #meet the artist #or meet the artists lol #artwork #drawing #artists on tumblr #digital artist #art #undescribed #illustration #digital painting #procreate #ibispaintx #lgbtq

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lizard-dumbass · 11 months

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so The World Of Mr Plant is actually rly cool

Image ID: a digital illustration of Mr Plant from the web series The World Of Mr Plant. He is sitting on a white bed and is looking at the "camera". Behind him is an open doorway cloaked in pitch black darkness. The room is dimly lit and the lighting has a distinctly purpley blue color to it.

#lizard dumbass's art #the world of mr plant #ashur gharavi #mr plant #this random ass tiktok dreamcore horror series is now taking up space in my brain so i had to draw him #tbh this was more so an excuse to get myself to draw more because i rarely ever make a full proper completed illustration and its been #making me feel inadequate as an artist :')#anyway im fairly pleased with how this came out #i tried to capture the liminal dream-like vibe of the series #also i got this done in 1 day which is neat ig since i tend to draw very slowly and it can take days for me to just draw #a simple character render #its also during the process of this art that i realized that mr plant's current flower petals are different from the ones in the first ep #i think ashur might have replaced them after the babysitting episode where one of the flower babies tore a piece of a petal off #twomp #mr plant twomp

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soyochii · 5 years

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The Misadventures of Lizard Wizard

#digital art #my art #my OC #artists on tumblr #lizard wizard is a dumbass thanks

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rainstorms-little-creations · 2 years

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Finally I have some proper artwork of these two

Anyway here are my newest OCs!

(damn you tumblr stop massacreing the image quality. click for better quality pls)

Their names are Edith Roberts (left) and Agnes Wright (right). If you're wondering why they're dressed and named like old timey victorians, that's because they are. they live in the 1890s. They also may or may not be time travelers 👀

Agnes is a chaotic gay menace to society and Edith is the level headed voice of reason (also she's aroace and sucks at being a wingwoman). They are very close friends :). #galpals

I am very happy to be sharing these ladies with y'all because they have been taking up a lot of space in my brain recently. There are already several doodles in my sketchbook that were made during classes and I might post those at some point

That's it bye

#my ocs #my ocs art #my ocs drawing #oc #ocs #digital art #lizard dumbass's art #i suck at ending posts

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ellzilla · 5 years

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How odd... a creature not apart of this parasite, yet not organic in the slightest.. ...Well, guess he was wrong about it being dormant..

#HoO I Uh #PROBS WILL EXPLAIN HC ABOUT THIS SOON #Something something some monsters can understand eachother but other creatures like parasites and humans #so this goddamn RED CROSSIANT #HAS BEEN JUST STUCK IN ~ZALGO SAUCE~#COMPLETELY coNCIOUS BUT THE DUMBASS OVERGROWN fLU BUG DIDNT REALIZE BECAUSE HE DOESNT MOVE #NOT THAT HE ///CA N//#Dumbass zalgo smh #Zalgo #nes godzilla creepypasta #RED #RED ngc #lizard's art #Laughing Jack #idk if i should tag these-#for this dumb sketch #but meh

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clovis-rhebis · 5 years

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Some art from this weekend

#what should i name the lizard girl?#noir #nori #noki #nora #nova #nico #nike #... whatever #c my art #also featuring 2 dumbasses

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iamthestrangerinmoscow · 6 years

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This might sound cold and overly pragmatic but I’m pretty sure we could maximize wellbeing for everyone in the world without trying to convince billionaires that poor people deserve to have food, shelter and health care. Thing is, for a lot of them, their mind is set in stone and the argument of ‘you should be a decent person’ won’t work - especially when there’s a much better argument.

Thing is, money can buy you happiness, health, security, etc - but only to a certain point. Studies show that once you’re comfortably upper middle class, extra income doesn’t do anything to improve your wellbeing. It’s all diminishing returns from that point on. And even when you have three houses, a personal plane and thousands of designer outfits, it still won’t make a difference if you get brain cancer or suffer from treatment-resistant depression.

What can make a difference at that level though is things like progress in medicine, science and technology, more art and quality entertainment, more knowledge about how to increase your happiness, more qualified specialists to teach your kids, cook your food, help you with your problems, etc. And what’s the best way to get there? Invest in science, medicine, technology, art, entertainment, education and charity.

Making sure all kids in the world have food, water, shelter, health care and education means more scientists, engineers, artists, doctors, teachers, entertainers, businessmen, chefs, designers, and so on. Making sure we are using our resources rationally means secure future for your children and grandchildren. Making sure every human being can achieve their full potential means getting closer to cancer cures, space exploration, amazing art, secure future and overall more happiness for everyone.

Like I don’t know how to explain to billionaires that it’s not feudal Europe anymore, and that adding to other people’s wellbeing won’t take away from their wellbeing (and will, in fact, increase it), but I think that knowledge - and not some magic empathy booster - will fix capitalism, and our world overall.

#okay to reblog #personally i have too much empathy #and i'd give to charity just because knowing how much suffering there is in the world makes me suffer #howeve #i'm not middle class lmao #and studies show that having a lot of money decreases your empathy #so if we could just get this knowledge into their heads #that would be much more effective #like every time i see a billionaire buy a personal island or some shit i roll my eyes so bad #do you think an island will make you happy when your mother dies of cancer or your kid kills themselves because of a mental illness?#do you think it will matter when you're diagnosed with a terminal illness that doesn't have a cure?#do you think an island can bring you more happiness than music that makes you cry or a novel that speaks to your soul?#do you think an island is more important to your kid than living in a world free of pollution and climate change?#invest in STEM arts enviromental protection and charity you dumbasses #please please please think with your prefrontal cortex and not your lizard brain that makes you wanna buy shiny things #and realize that you can either save this world with your money or fucking destroy it #mattie on tumblr

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