#lord farquad

[slaket-and-sprash]

Ok so I find it really poetic that big jack horner hated fairytale creatures, specefically hating talking animals, and what ends up getting him in the end is puss in boots, kitty softpaws, Pedro, and the three bears.

And what else ends up getting him in the end? Death, a talking, omniscient, fairytale wolf.

And this retroactively makes all the previous Shrek villians deaths ironic is that, on top of being defeated by Shrek in the end, the person who reaps their soul is the very thing they hated

Also bonus points if he's trans so prince charming and the fairy godmother's calling the big bad wolf "gender confused" bc he likes wearing women's clothing is karmic punishment. Death definitely has cool tattoos over his top surgery scars lmao.

Also also, I feel like death chooses a talking anthro wolf as his form for a few reasons ; 1) mess with bigots who hate fairytale creatures, 2) scare talking cats since they have 9 lives, it makes sense he would be annoyed with this. And 3) to appear both soft and cute, but also be menacing and terrifying at the same time.

Imagine if you died of old age, in a hospital, and a giant adorable wolf comes to great you as an old friend.

But also imagine if you squandered your life, made a joke out of it and a giant wolf runs towards with blood red eyes.

#death puss in boots #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #shrek #SCU #shrek 2 #shrek forever after #prince charming shrek #lord Farquad #lord farquad shrek #fairy godmother #fairy godmother shrek #lgbt #trans #death is trans #Rumplestilstskin #Rumplestilstskin shrek #big jack horner

[itsnotacarepackage]

I have seen the cursed world

#shrek #lord farquad #shrek x lord farquad #help #wtf is this #this world is coming to an end

[ra-mina]

#lord farquad #shrek #cat #cats of tumblr #cat memes

[candlepandaa]

Drew my friends and I as Shrek characters!

#fanart #Shrek #dreamworks #cute #lord farquad #puss in boots #cute art #artist #adorable #<3 #friends

[fairiefighter]

Incels don't like when you compare their hot girl favs to lord farquad

#valkyrie wanted me to do it #incels #lord farquad #next up on megan talks

[lordfarquadishot]

Me when I see a Farquad hater.

#shrek #funny #lord farquad #Spotify

[cordeliaorangeblossom]

Pea green

Swamp soup

The quad is far

Flora, fauna, fiona

pls let me when i am ugly

Shrekussy

#poetry #poem #poets on tumblr #original poem #2014 grunge #2014 nostalgia #heartbreak #instapoetry #instapost #instapoem #shrek #onion #cooking #lovers #its complicated #shrek is love #shrek franchise #lord farquad #fiona shrek

[lackadaisical-refrigerator]

#shrek #ai #lord farquad #Bard #Google bard #chatbot #E

[saixin]

that brandy is strong

#lord farquad #I’ll be here as always

[jamgraphicdesign]

23/31

Original Video

#graphic design #illustration #drawtober #lord farquad

[progenyofbaconator]

Homophobic lord farquad be like: the faggot has fallen in love with the princess

#post by king #shrek #lord farquad

[kvtnisseverdeen]

#gods the writing was good then #also jamie really was serving us lord farquad #jamie lannister #tyrion lannister #game of thrones #mine* #gifs* #gotedit #jamielannisteredit #tyrionlannisteredit #gameofthronesedit #gotgif #gotgifs #gameofthronesdaily #usercersei #lannisteredit #uservhagar #usermali #userlizzo #usermels #gotdaily #iheartgot #useralecris #useralicentloyalist #tvedit #fantasyedit #userbblecher #chewieblog #filmtvsource #filmtvgif

[tzthrowbacks]

tom’s hair in that video with the yellow shirt 🫠🫠🫠🫠

it looks horrible😭 christine seem lovely but im glad she's not doing his hair anymore

#rachael always number one even if she misses sometimes #lord farquad hair for example

[creative-chaos-apparently]

…And Caesar laughed so hard he fainted.

#if AW Jed and Oct got movie 4 looks #Julia woke up and chose violence #Papa HAD to look like lord Farquad #any weather jedtavius #night at the museum #natm #my art #jedtavius #natm 4 #kahmunrah rises again #eye horror #tw eye horror

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Yuu seeing the Royal Sword Academy students approaching her dorm to save her:

@adrianasunderworld

Ok so I made a fanfic based off the headcanons and memes.

The Princess in the dorm

#you can’t tell me they wouldn’t behave like Lord Farquad in some way #especially in the way he treated Fiona in the beginning of Shrek #royal sword academy #twst wonderland meme #twisted wonderland #someone help Yuu before a prince with a white horse shows up #or even worse #a prince with a marriage proposal in mind

[feykrorovaan]

Solas:"Some of you may die, but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make."

#feykrorovaan #dragon age inquisition #dragon age #Dragon Age Origins #Dragon Age II #Solas #Fen'Harel #Dreadwolf #incorrect Dragon Age quotes #Incorrect Dragon Age Inquisition quotes #Did I just use a Lord Farquad quote for Solas? Yes. Yes I did. #Is this not what happened?