#making little meals for our sweet good good kitties

[businesspilled]

i’m back in seattle oh my god thank god

#punch therapy #im gonna cry i’m so relieved #my cat my boyfriend my boyfriends cat my bed the view of the trees from the balcony #the wooden floors our eggie mat our rainbow rug my kanye mug #the sun catchers scattering rainbows over my boyfriends hands while he sits on the couch w me #and we watch a new tv show together #cooking for my boyfriend laughing and spinning and holding each other in the kitchen #making little meals for our sweet good good kitties #and not a raised voice in sight #TwT

[cupcakeslushie]

That has me so relieved lol. I feel like I’m the worst at fashion 😅. I spend so much time on Google and Pinterest, trying to find cute things to put our boys and April in that would match their personalities.

Leo likes jean material and anything with dark colors (obvi) and also really likes athleisure wear. Raph has pretty similar taste, but with brighter colors. Though it’s hard for him to find jean material that can stand up to his shell, so he also has a love for stretchy stuff that wont tear. Mikey and Donnie like oversized and cute styles! Really soft or fluffy stuff, but also Donnie will throw in some edgy rave outfits when he’s feeling fun. He’s also got the same three outfits for when he’s working and he’ll wear them until they’re covered in paint and oil and totally worn down. Mikey is probably the one that has the biggest and most versatile closet. He has a big problem with online, impulse shopping.

@kitty-kyte This ask has me so curious now about the undercity’s weather! Aw, and now that makes me think the Snow Day episode would go from them fighting, to them just having a good wholesome time showing Donnie how much fun snow could be. And maybe they do have a snowball fight, Leo and Mikey being way too competitive, and Raph and April and Donnie just enjoying some hot cocoa and building a snowman. OR OR OR Donnie, April and Leo make a Jupiter Jim snowman and Raph and Mikey and Cass make a Lou Jitsu snowman and they argue over which one is better and Donnie keeps switching sides because he can’t decide!

@blossomsofopossums

As for your first question! Leo witnessed some small fits during their first few encounters. He was as unnerved as he could be, but sadly chose to ignore the strange behavior in favor of letting Three struggle through them on his own 😔. Then the first time Raph, Mikey, Leo, and April run into Donnie, they can clearly see Three struggling with something they can’t. They’re really confused and don’t know what to do, but with Leo recently revealing to them that Three might be their long lost brother Donnie, Raph has already resolved himself that, Donnie would be coming home with them. Unfortunately he doesn’t really know how to handle Three in that first meeting, and so he’s a bit rough with him, making those first few days of Donnie getting used to being in the lair a manic mess. Later once they learn more, Raph and Mikey will try to talk Donnie through them and Leo will use contact. But they also kind of have to adapt their reactions depending on how bad each one is, and what they think Donnie needs to feel safe.

Question #2! Raph calls him Dad, Pop, or Old Man when he’s feeling cheeky. Mikey calls him Dad and Papa. Leo probably goes through the most names: Master Splinter, Splinter, Father, Dad. Donnie will call him Father or PApA~

Question #3 Donnie had thought he’d already been introduced to so much good food after a few weeks in the lair, but pizza was on a whole new level. Sweets might be his new weakness. But pizza is his favorite savory meal. And you just know that the boys took Donnie to Run of the Mill for his first pizza experience. They couldn’t wait to introduce him to Hueso.

Hueso on the other hand is starting to get slightly annoyed with all these traumatized boys that Raph keeps bringing in. Like he was perfectly happy adopting this huge, but well-mannered teenage turtle and his human friend. Then they come in with the small, infamous battle nexus champion and he’s a little hyper thing sometimes, but he’s pleasant enough, so okay. But THEN, they have some nerve to bring some poor, tired, stone-faced kid, who’s eyes hold much too old of a look in them. It tugs on Hueso’s heartstrings…that is it would, if he actually had them.

NOW what’s he supposed to do with this new one? He can’t just adopt them all can he?

Hueso in the kitchens, to his chefs as they cook the boys’ pizzas:

#separated au #rottmnt #rottmnt separated au #rise leo #rise mikey #rise raph #rise donnie #rise Hueso #rise of the tmnt

[creedslove]

Who of the boys would be more of a cat and who would be more of a dog person?

Rewatching Narcos currently andJavi P seeking justice for Murphys cat was the animal love I needed.

I know he says he’s not much of a cat person but the way he treated it.. cat man 🧐🫶

Featuring: Javier Peña, Joel Miller, Agent Whiskey, Dave York and Marcus Pike

A/N: aww this is a very good idea!!! I love it honey! Also, I have a feeling all the Pedro boys lean towards dogs, but that doesn't mean they won't go soft with a kitty 🐈

Javier Peña: Javi likes dogs better, there's no argument towards that, he grew up around dogs on his dad's ranch and he loves how strong and loyal they are, however, that doesn't mean Javi is insensitive towards cats, we all have seen how fierce he was to fight for the fact that cat was DEA as much as Steve and himself were, even if there was a tiny comical hint to it; Javier isn't a huge cat person, but he does have a soft spot for them, they are cute sometimes and amongst all the violence he has encountered through his life, he thought he would lose that empathy towards smaller things, but he was very wrong, so once he saw a stray kitty fumbling around the garbage to look for food and it made his heart break, he didn't know why exactly, but he was so tired of seeing the evilest side of people, it felt just too unfair such a tiny cute little creature starve on the streets, which caused Javier to feed the cat leftovers of his meals which quickly became a habit and now the cat is fat and he doesn't know what to do

Joel Miller: Joel Miller is 100% dog person and there's no argument about that at all, although after he grew up and had to take care of a house and a baby daughter on his own, he decided to have a no pet rule: money was tight and so was time, taking care of a baby, and then a toddler and then a child and then a teen was exhausting as it was, so he didn't have time for bullshitting with cats or dogs. In fact, getting a puppy was the only request Sarah has ever made him and he managed to remain strict and not let her have it. However, he knows his daughter pets all the neighbor's pets and he's okay with it. Now, if you have a cat, you can expect Joel getting into a grumpy old man mood™ he is just going to complain about the cat and he is going to swear that cat is up to no good, plotting against him because its so jealous of you. He will definitely have arguments with your cat

"get out of my guitar now!"

"meow"

"I swear... get off my truck or I'll kill you!"

"meow"

And well, sometimes it kind does seem your cat is teasing Joel by sitting on his truck hood or sitting on his beloved guitar; if Joel is reading some work papers on the kitchen table you can bet your life your cat will climb all the way just to sit ON the papers and make Joel's blood boil, and you'll de damned if that ain't the funniest shit you'd ever seen; but hey, sometimes after you went to bed, your cat nuzzles Joel's body and your tough boyfriend actually pets your cat, but it's their secret and neither of them will ever admit it 🤫

Agent Whiskey: our sweet Jack loves animals! He is a farm boy after all, and that means he absolutely adores every single living thing. Of course he likes dogs and cats like everyone else, but those aren't his favorites, if anything, Jack is the kind of man to have farm animals as pets as if it was the most normal thing in the world. As a grown man, Jack has his own ranch, and he keeps all the animals he likes there: he's got cows, horses (his big passion), pigs, chickens, goats, bunnies, dogs and a few cats in the barn because someone needs to catch those damn mice, since he hates killing any kind of animal, he leaves it for the cats to chase down the mice and if he finds spiders in the house he'll definitely just throw them outside. He loves birds and fish but he'd rather watch them out in nature than have them trapped in birdcages of fishbowls; he's not a big fan of frogs but he doesn't mind them at all and his biggest childhood trauma was when little Jack befriended a very cute little pig and the two of them became quickly inseparable, playing together and hanging out all the time, he even named his pig Hector™ until one Sunday morning he woke up to see his friend gone and later, mama Daniels had made pork chops for lunch ☠️ Jack cried his little heart out, refused to eat lunch and spent years without eating pork, until this day he feels kind of guilty to eat bacon or something, he doesn't kill any of his own ranch animals to cook, he just goes to the supermarket to get the meat

Dave York: Dave had always loved dogs from a young age, when he was little, his dog Sprinkles was his best friend and he still keeps old pictures of himself and his old friend in the back of his memory boxes. Once he grew up and he got into his... business... he realized dogs are the safest option for a pet; they are very rational, they can be trained and protect the house and the owners against threats or burglars. If his kids beg him for a puppy, he will never say no to them, but it will be frustrating to him that they will pick the cutest and fluffiest puppy over the one breed he thinks it's safer for the family, statistical saying. However, how happy they get will make him think of Sprinkles and soon enough he will become those dads who treat the family pet better than his own kids. He will definitely doze off on the couch and the dog will be curled up to him. Dave also admires the felines and mostly how neat and careful they are. They are silent and are able to sneak into a room without anyone noticing, exactly like Dave does when he's out working, he likes how cats are independent and always take care of themselves, however, the idea of having a cat never occurred to him, but well... never say never

Marcus Pike: that man is the human version of a golden retriever, so he obviously would prefer dogs. He has thought of getting a dog some time but he hasn't made up his mind yet, on one hand, he would like to have a puppy waiting for him at home so he won't be too lonely, but on the other hand, dogs are a lot of trouble and he doesn't know if he will be able to actually take care of it, not to mention dogs remind him a lot of the perfect image of a happy family, you know, a husband and a wife and kids, something Marcus would love to have but he hasn't been too lucky with it lately! He does like cats too, but the thing is: he is allergic to cats, and I don't mean just a slight allergy, I mean sneezing, coughing, red puffy eyes, stuffed nose etc, so cats are definitely a big no to him!

#pedro pascal #javier peña #joel miller #agent whiskey #dave york #javier peña x reader #joel miller x reader #agent whiskey x reader #dave york x reader #marcus pike x reader #pedro pascal x reader #joel miller x you #javier peña x you #agent whiskey x you #dave york x you #marcus pike #marcus pike x you #pedro pascal x you #joel miller x y/n #javier peña x y/n #agent whiskey x y/n #dave york x y/n #marcus pike x y/n #joel miller headcanons #javier peña headcanons #agent whiskey headcanons #dave york headcanons #marcus pike headcanons #joel miller headcanon #javier peña headcanon

[dlsintegration]

Using @iwtvfanevents's a meal to remember event as an opportunity to celebrate some of the sickos beautiful authors in this fandom 🧡 here's a list of some of my favourite recommendations, all of them Louis-centric and/or involving louis in a major fashion.

I will also be adding a song that I associate to each of them!!

🐺Leslou🐑

canon/semi-canon compliant

Pour (E) by baberainbow / @baberainbowao3: Kicking this list off with one of my all times favorite, manages to capture their voices perfectly. You'll never go wrong with one of babe's fics, they're all canon in my head 🧡

song: holy terrain - fka twigs

Glass (E) by baberainbow / @baberainbowao3: Melting just thinking about this one. I can never be free of them.

Pieta (E) by baberainbow / @baberainbowao3: Gabrielle gives lestat something he needs and gives louis something he didnt know he needed 🧡 Gabrielle is so kind 🧡

song: let go - tinashe

song: mary magdalene - fka twigs

Tides (E) by @nlbv: Tides my best friend. had to stare at my ceiling for at least 10 minutes after that one and it doesn't lose its impact no matter how much I come back to it. Masterful grasp on both louis and lestat's characterization and the toxicity that permeates their relationship.

song: tear you apart - she wants revenge

Roadkill (E) by @baberainbowao3 and @nlbv: TELL THE AVENGERS TO PACK IT THE FUCK UP. This is the most ambitious crossover of our generation. Roadkill my wife my beloved my soulmate. Read it so many times i've managed to convince myself it was canon. and it is. What is a family meant for if not for going to the circus, commiting horrifying acts of violence and making plans for the future 🧡

song: savage good boy - japanese breakfast

someone buy me roses (E) by indigostohelit: Perfect dialogue, impeccably true to their characters, illustrates louis' religious hangups and repression in a subtle funny and intimate way.

song: save a prayer - duran duran

Amour Rouge (E) by revengefrnnk: Louis exploring femininity. Big big fan of putting that man in lingerie personally. 10/10 certified s1 deleted scene to me.

song: blood and butter - caroline polachek

AUs

Reformation (E) by verseau / @greedydemands (MODERN AU): The sacred texts. We all remember where we were. 10/10 will make you go through the full range of existing human emotions. I laughed. I cried, a number of times. I sweat, I danced. I got... a shot, I ate and... I had many epiphanies.

song: heaven - shygirl / be sweet - japanese breakfast

hold me tight, & fear me not (E) by boltcutters / @wordforworldisforest (TAM LIN AU): Me when I find a beautiful fairytale book in the evil yaoi section. Read if you love beautiful writing and if you want to find out what happens to lost little lambs that stray from the path.

song: i cant breathe - gwsn

Part of Your World (E) by weathermood / @weather-mood (LITTLE MERMAID AU): I never know where to start when praising POYW, from how real and alive the world feels to the sense of tragedy permeating Louis and Lestat's entire relationship, to how much it's made me miss the sea. Oh and also the monsterfucking ❤️

song: like real people do - hozier / sea, swallow me - cocteau twins

House of Gold (E) by dirtygoldensoul / @revolution-starter : I don't usually read A/B/O fics but I love this one so much, for many reasons, the main one being how bad the family dynamics get me... Can't recommend it enough 🧡

song: work song - hozier

Like a Heathen clung to the Homily (E) by @thelioncourts (SEX CLUB AU): One of my favorite insights into Louis' internality and his lingering religious trauma, and how it still affects him, chapter 4 almost made me cry... Can't wait to see where it goes next.

song: after dark - mister kitty

🥀Loumand🎭

canon/semi-canon compliant

dirges (E) by boltcutters / @wordforworldisforest: Can't make my way into loumand territory without mentioning my beautiful wife dirges. Ziska if you read this know that you will be dealt with shortly. Loumand bed death allegation hours: CLOSED FOREVER.

song: posing in bondage - japanese breakfast

Alluvium (E) by serpenstkirts / @knifeeater: The best way I can describe Laïs' fics and how they make me feel would be to liken the experience to drowning into a lake and being grateful for the dark water filling your lungs. This fic is about eroticized latex gloves and finger sucking btw.

song: only seeing god when i come - sega bodega

vanishing point (E) by serpentskirts / @knifeeater: Motorcycle sex as religious experience. Day 67 of my campaign to get Laïs in that writing room.

song: sunset - caroline polachek / nascar - stella smyth

Selfsame (E) by @vampdf: 70s LOUMAND CRUISING ERA MY BELOVED. Number 1 on the list of the crimes Eli has to answer for. 1000/10. Died five separate times reading this. Rolin look at me. Rolin dont listen to AMC. You need this in s2. It is crucial that we get this. Louis deserves it.

song: a pill to crush - evelyn / sulk - tr/st

Prey Drive (E) by The_Lame_Goat / @iwtvdramacd18: Speaking of loumand's 70s insane bdsm practices 💔💔💔 s2 script just leaked. Is your eternal vampire marriage hitting a rough spot? Try our newest predator/prey large-scale roleplay!

song: lullaby - the cure / on the run - kelela

Mark Deep (E) by The_Lame_Goat / @iwtvdramacd18: Goat you have my blood on your hands. No added commentary needed actually. The damage this fic has done to me is irreversible. Read if you want some more quality t4t loumand insanity.

song: pang - caroline polachek

Rumpelstiltskin (E) by weathermood / @weather-mood: Most normal loumand roleplay night. Louis wakes up in a tower. I literally refuse to say anything else until you all read it for yourself and go through the sheer range of emotions I've went through when first reading it. #Their princess/captor slay is real and alive and thriving. This fic is also part of the NMHMRGPINE (No Matter How Much Rashid Gets Paid It's Not Enough) verse btw.

who is she ? - i monster / big bad wolf - shakey graves

AUs

the night island (E) by @vampdf (MAFIA AU): I don't know much but I know Armand was made to be a mob boss and Louis was made to be a mob wife. One of the most insanity-inducing byproducts of the career dom s2 teaser Armand scene(tm).

song: bitch bites dog - cecile believe

🚬Armand/Louis/Daniel📚

thy fearful symmetry (E) by mothmaiden: 70s era. One of the flrst iwtv fics I ever read. Never left my mind since. Delicious dynamics between the three of them, got me gasping and covering my mouth many times. Can't recommend enough.

song: soul control - jessie ware

Little Kidnaps in the Dark (E) by @gayvampiredivorce : The damage little kidnaps has wrought on my crops, my mental health, my friends and family can NOT be overstated. Masterful interpretation of the evolution of their relationship and dynamics through the haze of vampiric existence. Anne could never have done this.

song: when the sun hits - slowdive

Lethe series (T/E) by serpentskirts / @knifeeater: Quite simply one of my favorite series not only in that tag but in general. Every sentence Laïs writes pulls me into a dark void that I hope I'm never getting out of.

song: hopedrunk everasking - caroline polachek

🖤Lestat/Louis/Armand/Daniel💀

Good to Love / Ruthless in Love (M) by themasterletters / @brightfelon (MODERN AU): Reading Toni's fics makes me feel like im a teen again, waiting anxiously for updates and calling up all my friends to scream and , am in love with all of Toni's readings of the characters but his Louis truly gets me. That fic doesn't only live rent free in my head it's also led me places I wouldnt go to with a gun. I have seen the best minds of my generation led to madness by toni's loumand. btw.

song: career boy - dorian electra / genghis khan - miike snow

Lestat/Louis/Armand

A Potentiality for Corruption (E) by @vampdf: The thing is. I can't talk about Eli's fics without talking about Potentiality. However. Talking about Potentiality also happens to send me into a state of delirious hysterics. Daphne Du Maurier found dead in a ditch. Charlotte Brontë shaking and crying. Guillermo Del Toro found jobless. There's a new Gothic classic in town.

song: ptolemaea - ethel cain

#sigh. this post is so long. #and i didnt even put everything!!! #iwtvfanevents #a meal to remember #fanfic #iwtv fanfic #iwtv #loustat #loumand

[italeean]

congrats on 350 followers!<333

for the match-up even: (god I love these things hehe)

brief description: I like to draw and play videogames, love dark colors and the grunge aesthetic, I like to surround myself with people that are chill and non-judgmental, people who aren't boring and that are just kind haha, in terms of food I'm a big lover of meat and sweets -w-

I'm a lee leaning switch!

fandom: genshin impact ofccc

romantic relationship please 👉👈

I'd prefer male for gender to be matched up with:3

thanks in advance <333

SINNY-CHANNN OMG HIII 🥹🩷 I WAS SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR REQUEST IN MY ASK BOX!!! I must tell you, the character I matched you up with came to my mind almost effortlessly... idk why but I just thought "HIM." Period. Anyway, I hope you enjoy your match-up!! ❤️🍡 *some dango for you to eat while reading my little work*

🔮 For this event, I match you up with... ITTO

🔮 Why did I choose him for you?

• Itto is the least judgmental person who ever walked on this planet • He's not the smartest, but he takes care of others in his own way (thinking about how he made everyone stop fighting during the Chasm quest) • Itto is a little (well... big actually) ball of sunshine, but his clothes are pretty dark... I have a feeling that you might like his style • I can see you tracing all his red lines just to find out if they're ticklish (spoiler: they are) • BUT... our favorite oni won't let it slide... prepare yourself to get wrecked, my dear • I think Itto is one of those people who get worried sick after they're done tickling the life out of you and become an anxious and agitated mess, which is fun to see, considering how careful he is to never overstep your boundaries • Like... you're fine but he's going around like Taz from Looney Tunes and bring you water, sweets and everything that might make you comfy • He would LOVE to play any kind of games with you... and he'd actually be a good match (unless you're playing trivia or strategy games) • He would shower you with food and then he'd eat together with you!! He'd take you around through the various festivals in Inazuma to make you try the best delicacies from the best stands • He'd introduce you to the gang as "the vice boss"... and everyone would call you that, except Shinobu. She'd quickly make friends with you and give you tips about how to survive in uni • Big tickle fights with the whole gang!! Although Itto would always be on your side hehe... you're his beloved after all • Dates with him would be romantic in their own way... nothing excessively sweet, but he'd do his best to make you feel loved and appreciated 24/7 (unless it's your anniversary... in that occasion he'll go all out with something so flashy that you almost die from embarrassment)

🔮 Tickle scenario "Oh and this is also good... and then we should go there! And we can't miss that ramen stand!" You barely managed to keep up with Itto's pace as he dragged you to every stand that was at the Irodori Festival.

You had already tasted soba, unagi chazuke, a portion of a so-called invigorating kitty meal, onigiri, katsu sandwich, an egg roll and an egg roll sushi and even some udon, and even though they were all small portions to just let you have a taste of everything, you were starting to feel quite full already. The problem was that Itto wasn't showing any sign of satiety yet!

"Itto, baby... don't you think we've already eaten enough..?" You tried to question him, but he just started rambling (loudly) about how you needed to try everything to enjoy the experience to the fullest. It was endearing to you how hyper he could get about the simplest things... and he had even managed to behave for a week just for you, to not ruin your festival experience! You really couldn't say no to him...

This is how you ended up lying down on the grass near the Statue of the Seven in Ritou, with your bellies about to burst but also with the widest smiles ever. "Did you have fun, Luv?" The oni asked you while staring into your happy eyes. "Yes... the food was amazing! And I loved the atmosphere, thank you" You replied enthusiastically, tired but ecstatic.

"Hell yeah! Even Kujou Sara was surprised by how nice I was behaving... maybe she'd become nicer if she found someone... not you, though! You're all mine~" He planted a big kiss on your cheek to emphasize his point. "Hush..." you manage to say as you felt your face getting a little hotter.

Even if he wasn't the smartest cookie around, Itto was extremely observant with you, and even in the weak light of the early evening he managed to notice the light shade of red invading your face.

"Huh? Are you getting hot? Is it too humid? Are you running a fever?" Well... he was observant, but he didn't exactly have Heizou's detective skills. "Drink this! It's refreshing and you'll feel better!" He shoved a bottle of dango milk in your hands and watched you expectantly as he waited for you to drink it.

"Are you feeling better?" He asked with such worried eyes that it flustered you even more. "Y-yeah... it was nothing, really..." You managed to stutter, but what you didn't expect was Itto connecting the dots.

"Wait! You were just flustered!!!"

He yelled it so loud that you tried to cover his mouth with your hands. "Hush..! Even Lady Guuji will hear you if you keep yelling like this..!" You whisper-yelled, but the oni had a smile even wider than before and a playful glint in his eyes... and you should've noticed.

"Aweee I have the cutest partner in the world!! Come here you!!" He quickly sat up and pulled you on his lap, and before you had the time to defend yourself or protest, five fingers found your tummy and started scribbling on it. "Awe... your giggles are so cute, Sinny~" He cooed while listening to your sweet laughter.

"Nahahahahehehe pfft- Ihihitto wahahait pleahahaseee..!" You squirmed in his lap, but he was too strong for you to get away. "Nope, no waiting. Now I wanna hear you laugh!" None of you two knew why, but your blushy face brought out Itto's playful side, and now there you were, squirming in his lap while he poked your tummy all over.

"Nohohohohooo" You squealed while kicking your feet in the air as if it could help you in any way. "Yehehehes!!" Your boyfriend mocked you without relenting even for a second. "Come on... you know how much I love your laughter, and take this as a revenge for this morning!"

Thinking about it, you shouldn't have tickled him awake that morning...

Knowing it was almost time to stop, the oni decided it was time for the grand finale and lifted up one of your arms while his free hand went to town on your now exposed armpit. "KYAHAHAHAHAHA NAHAHAT TEHEHEHEHEHE NOHOHOHOOOO" You yelled while laughing your head off.

Itto listened to your little howls (and even a couple of tiny snorts) and cherished every second of that moment, but he knew it was time to stop, which he immediately did and let you recover.

"So, did you have fun? It was quite the conclusion for our date, huh?" He asked you while smirking smugly. "Well..." You hesitated a little, because you wanted to act tough but you also didn't wanna lie to him, "well... I surely laughed a lot..." you mumbled. "Oh sure you did..." the white-haired guy chuckled knowingly as you let out a yawn.

"Ohoho... someone's getting tired after all that running around, eating and tickling hahaha" He said before getting up, and before you could do the same, you felt two strong arms wrap around you, one on your back and one under your knees.

"Aaand up you go!" The oni cheered while lifting you up as if you were a tiny feather and carrying you bridal style. "Come on, let's go home."

#350/400 followers event #milestone event #tickle matchup event #sinny chan 💥 #genshin impact tickle #genshin tickle #ler!itto #lee!itto #ticklish!itto #switch!itto #lee!sinner #ticklish!sinner #ler!sinner #switch!sinner #lee!reader #ticklish!reader #ler!reader #switch!reader

[not-krys]

[Repost] Hold My Hand - Houki

Part of this set of WIP Wednesdays

Raw, unedited writing below. Content warning for pregnancy, and Mitsun is super sweet as always.

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Dawn's early morning rays peeked through Mitsunari's window, blinding him temporarily before his eyes adjusted. Things seem to be the same as he and Houki had left them last night. Books placed in haphazard places, Kitty sleeping on his discarded sleeping robe near the bed, and his lovely Houki sleeping as well, her hand resting on her swollen belly.

Lord Hideyoshi would be here soon to bring breakfast, he thought. Houki, now in the later stages of her pregnancy, was relieved of her chatelaine duties to allow her to focus on her (and his) soon-to-be born child, so Lord Hideyoshi had taken over meal duties, making sure the two of them had regular scheduled meals now that Houki couldn't in her condition. Lord Hideyoshi didn't mind as he used to do this long before Houki came along. It was a return to form, to speak. But it did mean that Mitsunari was alone in getting ready for the day.

Today, however, would be different.

Set aside were both his clothes and Houki's, in neat piles thanks (again) to Lord Hideyoshi.

He was going to do it. He was going to dress himself and Houki. It was only fair after the number of times she'd help him get dressed and made sure he looked like a proper lord. Plus, it was getting more difficult for her to do basic tasks now so heavy with child. He wanted to help her, now more than ever.

With a nod and a small kiss to her nose, he rose from the bed, determined with his goal. He walked towards his pile, examining each article carefully. They were his own clothes, it shouldn't be difficult to dress oneself, after all. Just one piece at a time.

After several minutes, he did indeed dress himself. All his ties and strings were in place, tied neatly. Only one or two things were still askew but he was comfortable with this. His mission was just to dress himself and his wife, not to make sure they were immaculate for a visiting noble or something.

Next, he examined Houki's garments, similar to his own save for a few key items. Under clothes were pretty much the same, as was the kimono itself. Her blue jacket he could understand. Her obi and sashes, however, were a little confusing to him. He'd seen plenty of women in town and castle maids wearing bows with their sashes, but to make one with his own hands confounded him. Even the book he read over last night also called them a mystery. Mitsunari frowned.

He could ask Lord Hideyoshi about how to make one since he was regularly correcting others about their crooked obis and fixing them as needed, but he did want to try it on his own first. Houki would know how to tie the ribbon in the back, surely. The maids taught her and she learns things so quickly.

Maybe that should be his course of action, ask for her help as he's helping her get dressed. He nodded again, turning when he heard her stirring behind him. Mitsunari smiled brightly.

"Good morning, my love," he said quietly, kneeling by her side, "I still adore waking by your side."

"Good morning, Mitsunari," she said, her voice still heavy with sleep. "But, you're already dressed."

"Lord Hideyoshi is coming by soon, so I wanted to wake up early to help you get dressed."

Houki reached for her glasses, sitting just at the edge of her pillow, but Mitsunari grabbed them, remembering to grab by the frames rather than the glass and handed them to her.

"Are you sure?"

"I am. I want to help you."

She nods, still affected with sleep.

"Thank you. I appreciate it."

Mitsunari holds out his hand for her hand, helping her to stand on her feet. Kitty flicked her ear, still sleeping on his robes.

"Is he kicking?"

"Not yet. I guess he wore himself out last night."

"He must have been intrigued by the story we were reading to him."

"It was quite exciting. I even dreamed about the story, with our little boy in it."

"You see him in your dreams?"

"Sometimes. It's how I'm sure he's going to be a boy. The maids have been placing bets ever since I started showing."

"I've heard whispers of Lord Mitsuhide running bets as well."

"I didn't doubt he would. Lord Hideyoshi wasn't pleased with him."

She looked down at her stomach, slightly peeking through her sleeping kimono.

"What do you think?"

"I trust your judgement, but… even if we turn out to be wrong, we'll still love them regardless if they are a boy or girl."

Houki nodded and started taking her off her robe, Mitsunari helping her take it off the rest of the way. He then picked up her inner kimono, slipping it over her arms. He then moved in front of her, adjusting the fabric so it closed over her properly. He then repeated the process with her outer kimono, adjusting as needed.

"One of the older maids gave me the wider obi sashes," Houki said, "She said it help her in her pregnancies, saved her back when the baby started getting heavy. They seem to be starting to be fashionable amongst the nobility."

"I've started to notice them more often whenever noble ladies visit Lord Nobunaga and Lord Hideyoshi. Perhaps it's more comfortable?"

"It's… more supportive, I suppose. My back doesn't hurt as much when I wear them."

"Is he starting to get too heavy?"

"A little bit. I don't mind, as it's a good sign he's growing and healthy."

Mitsunari rubbed her lower back and kissed her temple.

"Let me know if it starts hurting too much. I want you to let me take care of you."

#krys's adventures in fanfiction #wip wednesday #ikemen sengoku #ikesen oc #mitsunari ishida #houki of jiyel #cw: pregnancy #repost queue

[pbandjesse]

We are at the airport!!! I am very excited but also very nervous!!

Today was a lot of that. Nerves. Excitement. Not sure what to do with my hands. It was a good day. I slept okay. Had bizarre dreams but nothing that upset me. James had work for a few hours in the morning so I woke up alone.

I made the bed and then came up with a plan. I would dye my hair and take a shower. I would go to target and grab some last minute things. Snacks. New chapstick (I lost mine at the festival yesterday). Kitty litter so we could leave with a completely clean box. I wanted to make sure the house was nice for when Callie came to take care of the animals, so I also made sure that all the tanks were full and everything was in place.

I really should have gone to target first. But I started putting dye in my hair and there wasn't any going back from that. I would put dye on my hair and walk around the house double checking things. I also went through my luggage again and made sure everything was charging so it would be good for the flight.

Eventually I would run the dishwasher and go and start the shower. And for some reason that has worked getting the shower hotter faster (the dishwasher is probably using the water faster? Something like that anyway.) and I washed my hair and scrubbed and scrubbed to feel as clean as possible.

My hair actually would dry really nicely. I did not wait for it to be dry before I left for target though. Just put it in a clip and was off.

According to the cashier everyone was waking up and coming from church. Because while it wasn't busy when I first got there it was very busy by the time I was leaving.

I stuck to my list though. I got new chapstick, and a solid cuticle oil. My finger tips have been splitting and are really painful. I got cleaning spray for our bathtub and two bags of kitty litter. I got snacks. Various ones. Sweets and savories. I got hot honey cashews which seemed intriguing. I will probably save those for the layover because I don't want to accidently make anyone with nut allergies to have a reaction in a closed space. But I got rice Krispies and a chocolate bar and mini tates cookies, and some mints. A good variety.

My last thing was to try James over the ear headphones. The ones they ordered weeks ago never shipped. Stuck in limbo. The selection at target for until $100 ones was pretty abysmal but they had one that was made for kids and I thought would work (and thankfully they did fit!). The nice man who worked electronics had to unlock the case for me and he was very busy and pulled in all directions. But he stopped and helped me and then offered to check out all of my order so I didn't have to wait in the very long line at the front. I appreciate him greatly for that.

He called security so they would know I was coming from the other side of the store with my purchases and they wouldn't stop me. And I went home.

James has arrived home from work right after I had left. They had spent the time I was gone putting stuff away and tidying up. Getting the last of the stuff in their bags together. And I would jump on that too.

I sat upstairs figuring out how to fit all my snacks in my backpack. Double checking I had everything I wanted in cabin in that bag. I moved some stuff around and tried to make sure everything was good to go. My hair was mostly dry and the dye took really well. I will probably wash it two more times before the wedding on Saturday so it should fade just a little and will look really good, fingers crossed.

On the day of travel I like to only use products and things that I am bringing with me. So I know I will be okay with what I packed and not wishing I had something else. So my hair only has conditioner and hair oil and that is what I will have to live with. Being in a different climate I am hoping it stays looking nice.

We decided we would go to the diner for a late lunch to have our "last American meal" (outside the airport). And we left to go do that before 2.

I would get French toast and french fries. James got a patty melt. We spent most of the meal on our phones researching. I read the Wikipedia for Uganda. We double checked about bag sizes. And we realized our bags were probably to heavy to be carry ons. They were the right dimensions but we're probably to heavy. We would figure that out once we got to the airport.

We ended up leaving an hour earlier then planned. When we got back we had measured the bags and I would lay down. My allergies were really bad. Sweetp was a little distressed that we were leaving. Which makes him puff up and makes my allergies very bad. But I enjoyed just laying in bed and feeling cozy.

But at 430 we decided to go. And that ended duo being perfect. We had no stress.

As we were leaving our other neighbors we're coming home so we stopped to let them know we were going to be out of the country. And then James forgot their cost and had to go back for in it. But then we were off and on the road.

It's an hour and a half to the airport. This is the Dulles airport in Virginia so a little far but not bad. And we got here without much trouble. When we arrived at 6 we realized our parking checking in was for 7 and got nervous but it still let us scan in and we got a very good spot. We were both sweaty nervous but it ended up being super easy.

First we went and used the bathrooms and I had a very weird experience. It was a very large bathroom. Lots of stalls. No one else was in there. I go in and a lady comes in on my heels and goes to the stall next to me. Makes a ton of noise spinning the toilet paper. I was quick. And as soon as I came out she followed me on my heels again. Doesn't flush I don't think she actually used the bathroom. She almost crashed into me at the sink. I took my time to see if she would leave first. She doesn't. She waits until I'm walking out to finish drying her hands. Almost walks into me again but walks away when I get back to James. It was absolute weirdo behavior. Jess thinks she was trying to pickpocket me but Jane's had my bags and phone and it just made me feel weird.

But we moved in and went to the ticket counter to get our seats changed. Which is when they also weighed our bags and they decided they were to heavy to be carry ons. And honestly it's for the best. we can be much more hands free. And she was just really nice. Made us feel like everything was going to be good.

I wasn't sure what kind of tsa they would have. But they had us take nothing from the bags and we made it through super easy. Though my boobie set off the machine? Hilarious.

My little sewing scissors did make it through too! I will be able to embroider on the flight. I also have my bracelet making stuff. I am ready for the long haul.

Besides crafts I also have a ton of YouTube videos and music and podcasts and books and audio books. Way more then I need but it will be really nice to have the variety.

Once we got through TSA we could be a little calmer. It was the first big test. We will still have the layover and then customs but the first hurtle is done and we did great.

We would walk to the train car to the terminal. And we were laughing and having fun and it has been a really nice time. This is a nicer airport then I remember from when we flew into it from our honeymoon.

We would get dinner. James got a corn dog and I got a pizza that I would share with James. And we have been sitting at our gate for a bit now. It will be time to board soon.

No one else from our party is here yet but they are at the airport somewhere. Hopefully through TSA soon.

I am nervous and excited. The first leg is 10 hours. And we will arrive in Turkey at 3pm tomorrow. I will probably wait to do tomorrow's post until the second flight and post it when we land. Which if my math is right will be 11pm Monday home time. Let's hope that works !!

Send us good vibes. Especially to James who is so nervous about the flight. But it is going to be amazing and this time on the plane will be a fun part of the adventure. Wish us luck! I love you all. Until next time!!

[dajaregambler]

HeliosR - Gast Adler Card story ‘‘Little Fireworks Display’’ (full)

Translation of Gast Adler’s #Photooftheday card story from ‘Helios Rising Heroes’.

Includes all three parts in one post.

Part 1

Victor: --And that’s all I had to share.

Victor: Tomorrow is scheduled to be a day off. And since there is no instruction to be on stad-by, you can spend the day as freely as you please.

Gast: Hell yeah, time to kick back and relax♪

Marion: It’s indecent to celebrate that.

Gast: Aah, m’bad. Blurted that out ‘cuz we’ve been so busy lately, with intensive training on top of it

Ren: Training is something you ought to do everyday.

Gast: Won’t deny that but, aren’t you happy ‘bout takin’ it easy? Y’know, like being let to sleep in all you want in the morning?

Ren: ….I don't indulge in such things.

Gast: Alright, alright. I’ll take note to wake you up in the mornin’ then

Gast: Actually, what’cha guys gonna do tomorrow? How ‘bout hitting up town to go see some fireworks if none of you got any plans?

Victor: Fireworks?

Gast: Yeah. Tomorrow’s the yearly tradition of that big ol’ fireworks festival in Little Tokyo

Gast: The fellas can’t go this year due to some circumstances. So I thought, hey maybe the team could tag along instead and all… how ‘bout it?

Marion: We’re replacements, in other words

Ren: You’d be better off asking Akira

Gast: Hold on, it ain’t like I’m tryin’ to fill in the gaps…!

Gast: Watchin' fireworks while having a nice meal with the team doesn’t hurt once in a while, yeah? Call it an extra to the dinner party♪

Ren: ….I don’t like crowds.

Marion: I sit down to enjoy the fireworks each year, except that it’s together with Nova and the others on the Tower roof. 

Victor: The detonation of gunpowder is quite nice, however observing the luminescence of substance is equally as enjoyable.

Gast: Uh, uh-huh. And there’s your typical answers from everyone… 

Gast: Hmmm… Had been lookin’ forward to it every year, but guess I’ll call it quits this time around

Marion: ….Stop pouting. It’s making us look like the bad guys here.

Marion: I have no qualms with you joining our fireworks-watching party, if you’d like to see from the roof.

Gast: Eh…. You sure!?

Marion: Only because of how pitiable you looked there. Besides, it makes Nova happies when there’s some more company…

Marion: Which reminds me Victor, he should’ve invited you already, yeah?

Victor: Indeed he did. Since there’s no research in particular which requires urgent attention, I accepted his offer.

Marion: Sigh… In that case then Ren should join us too.

Ren: Eh…

Marion: Not as mere freeloaders though. You’ll all help with preparations.

Ren: I-it’s not like I-

Gast: Sure! I know more than enough to make this fireworks party a blast, so leave it up to me♪

-

Victor: East was crowded no matter where we went, however it looks like there’s even more people in Little Tokyo.

Gast: It’s because of all the stalls gathered together in different areas in the spirit of the fireworks festival.

Gast: Look, there’s hotdogs, tacos, hamburgers. Not to forget yakisoba and candy apples from Japan, all typical to Little Tokyo

Marion: ….Why is that one stall selling skewered cucumbers?

Gast: Sure got impact, don’t it. They say it’s pickled cucumber on sticks, some kind of Japanese-style gherkins. 

Marion: ….I was wondering why it’s only offering that though.

Gast: There’s even more people now. Oi, don’t get separated from us, you hear me Ren?

Gast: Ren…?

Part 2

Ren: …..

Stall owner: Oh, ya got some good eyes there, young man~ As ya can see we make our baby castellas in the shape of kitties. All homemade specialities.

Ren: Baby castella?

Stall owner: Type of sweets that’s a staple for stalls back in Japan. They’re sweet ‘n tasty, lemme tell ya

Ren: Sweet, huh…

Gast: Lil’ cat-shaped cakes? I see, that’s what you’re into

Ren: ……..!

Gast: You were completely captivated by ‘em… We almost left you behind, y’know?

Gast: So, you want one?

Ren: I-it’s not like I want one…

Marion: Huh, cat-shaped castellas. Jacqueline would be happy with these.

Gast: Pops, gimme two of those castellas

Stall owner: Comin’ right up!

Ren: …You know I won’t eat it?

Gast: But do you want one, yeah? I’ll eat ‘em instead.

Ren: Don’t you dare. That’s a crime.

Gast: Okay, now you’re exaggerating…

-

Gast: Yakisoba, fried chicken, frankfurters, cotton candy and candied apples. Awright, we bought all kinds of stuff.

Marion: Was it necessary to buy all of this? Jack’s also preparing delicious food.

Gast: Well, that’s true but still-

Gast: With this is ain’t if it’s good or bad, but rather ‘bout that charm of savoring that festival feel, like it’ll taste delicious when watchin' the fireworks

Marion: ….I don’t quite understand.

Gast: S’all good♪ You’ll totally get it once you had a bite

Victor: ……

Ren: Victor, what are you looking at?

Victor: They’re selling sparkles over there, yes?

Gast: Oh, they are. That night shop sells all kinds of fireworks

Gast: Been a while since I’ve seen some sparklers. Akira shrugged them off as boring so we didn’t get to play around with ‘em

Ren: He only cares for the flashy ones because he’s an idiot

Ren: ….Will and I liked the sparklers but, Akira would toss them away.

Gast: Haha, expected no different from him.

Gast: Anyway, Doc, you familiar with sparklers? They oughta only sell these here in Little Tokyo

Victor: Well, it’s merely that I happen to know what they are by chance. It’s the first time seeing the genuine article.

Gast: I see…

Victor: Fireworks are originally something made out of combining gunpowder and fine powder from metal. The beauty we’re able to see is the result from the science behind flame reactions.

Victor: How about I give you a little demonstration at the laboratory next time, if you’re interested? 

Gast: Aah… haha, if there’s ever a moment for it, yeah

Marion: Hey, no lectures in the middle of a busy street. Let’s go back to the Tower if we're done shopping

Gast: Ah, right. It wouldn’t be good to let everyone wait for--

Jack: Emergency, emergency.

Gast: Uh-oh, what’s this?

Jack: This message is for the heroes assigned to the North Sector.

Jack: There has been a discovery of substance within a facility listed for demolition. Heroes possible for deployment are requested to head over to the scene. I repeat-

Gast: Substance, eh… Should we head over there? Even though we’re in the middle of our break.

Marion: Obviously. The fact that we got contacted despite it being our day off indicates there’s a shortage of help.

Victor: Then let us be on our way to collect the substance.

Gast: Haha, Doc’s rarin' to go

Ren: We can’t be late

Gast: Yea---- Wait, Ren, that’s the wrong way!

Part 3

Gast: ---The reaction came from ‘round these parts, huh

Marion: Quit the distractions. There’s a possibility Eclipse is on the scene, get it together or I’ll knock that easy-going mood right out of you.

Gast: Alright, alright, I got’cha

Victor: How unfortunate, Gast.

Gast: It’s fine. I was really looking forward to seein' fireworks with everyone though

Victor: I see… Still, it is our duty to protect the festival goers.

Gast: Yeah, no changing that…

Gast: Thanks, Doc♪ Alright, gonna swoop that substance right up for the safety of the citizens!

-

Ren: …..What are we going to do with the yakisoba and everything else?

Gast: It all got cold, eh. Let’s put it on a big plate and warm it back up.

Gast: The fireworks might be over but we can still eat the stuff we bought

Marion: I’ll go ahead and call Nova and the others over. Since it looks like you waited without eating anything yet.

Gast: Okay. We’ll bring out some more plates then.

Ren: Where’s Victor?

Gast: ? You’re right, he ain’t here. Isn’t he holed up in his lab since we collected that substance?

Marion: Geez, that guy… I’ll call out to him too after going to Nova’s.

Ren: Victor?

Victor: Could everyone head over to the roof in 30 minutes?

Gast: The roof? We were about to eat the stall food we bought though…

Victor: Will it not be lackluster with no fireworks to enjoy?

Gast: I mean, yeah it will but… The festival’s done and over already, right?

Victor: Indeed. That’s why I’ve prepared some sparklers instead.

Gast: Huh?

Ren: Did you buy some earlier from that one place?

Victor: No, I made them myself.

Gast: You MADE them…!?

Victor: Yes. We had all the needed ingredients at the research department, and with Nova’s help we mass-produced some using machinery.

Gast: I-is it something that easy to make or?

Victor: It wasn’t difficult at all. While trial and error is indispensable, I believe it can be roughly replicated.

Gast: Right…. You’re somethin' else, Doc

Victor: And thus I would like all of you to gather on the roof of the Tower in 30 minutes.

-

Jacqueline: Jaaack・・・The sparkler went out again・・・

Jack: You have to use sparklers gently. Geeently, very gently.

Jacqueline: I’m holding it geeently~

Nova: Sorry, Jacqueline. I was too absorbed into reproducing them, it would’ve been better to work on the durability instead~

Nova: Alright, next time I’m definitely making sparklers that won’t go out at all… Huh?

Nova: Jacqueline, look at Ren-kun’s sparkler. It’s sparkling all prettily~

Ren: ….Don’t stare at me

Jacqueline: Wow, it’s super pretty!! Ren-chama, you’re amazing~♪

Ren: ………

Marion: Jacqueline, want to give it one more shot? We’ll hold it together this time around.

Jacqueline: Yes-nano! We’ll show Papa some pretty fireworks~♪

Nova: Ahaha. I believe in you, Jacqueline

-

Gast: Thanks, Doc

Victor: ….What are you thanking me for?

Gast: Well, it’s thanks to you that everyone could enjoy some fireworks

Victor: I simply lent out a hand in order to enjoy our scheduled day off.

Gast: Haha, if you say so♪ Then, wanna do one more thing for me?

Victor: What may that be?

Gast: I’d like for you to also enjoy the fireworks♪

Victor: …Fufu, very well.

#heliosR #helios rising heroes #gast adler #victor valentine #marion blythe #ren kisaragi

[max-and-furiosa]

allow me to introduce you to my cats

My (now) husband and I adopted these little babies in September 2016, when they were 10 weeks old. We got them from the local SPCA and it was love at first sight.

We went into the shelter expecting to adopt a single older cat. We left with two kittens. We didn’t make this decision.

Furiosa did.

Furiosa is a classic tuxedo cat on the small end of medium sized, but she is quite sure she has the influence of the sun and control over the universe as she knows it. When she wants something, she will do everything in all her kitty power to get it. And when I walked into the shelter that day, she decided she wanted me.

I had to walk past her to see the older cats, because a lot of kittens were on the main floor for hopefully speedy adoptions. Furiosa - not named then - reached out through the bars of her carrier and swatted at me to get my attention the first time I passed by. She did it again when I came back out, and spent the rest of our visit attempting to get my attention and ignoring basically everyone else in the area. She was adorable. She was rambunctious. She was determined. My husband and I agreed to see her and her brother in the visiting room to get to know them a bit.

Long story short, I went home with two new kittens, one of which was showing the quickest and most intense signs of bonding towards me that I had ever experienced.

So let’s talk about them!

This is Max. He’s a domestic shorthair with gray and white fur and a thick undercoat. (He is the source of all of the dust and hair in the house. I’m convinced his sister hardly sheds and he is the sole source.)

Max is very sweet, very shy, and is as smart as the potato chips he thinks make for a good snack. I am pretty confident, to be honest, that he had an accident before we adopted him that stalled his mental/emotional development. He 100% acts like a kitten between 6 and 8 weeks old. He’s a full grown and very strong cat, but he’s as smart as a kitten and has all the senses of one. Thanks to this, he’s totally harmless; he doesn’t get aggressive when he’s scared, he seeks comfort in the people/things that he trusts.

Max’s favorite things are:

Making biscuits on soft blankets (only if a human is present with him; it’s apparently a group activity)

Laying upside down anywhere and everywhere

The Red Dot (tm) (he will run himself sick chasing a laser pointer bc he’s stupid and has no sense of self preservation)

Max’s least favorite things are:

Being Outside in literally any capacity that is not the back patio (a cat safe place that will be seen in future photos)

Not being fed the moment he feels the slightest twinge of hunger (usually about an hour before actual meal time in which he’s a total nuisance)

Being restrained for any grooming needs regardless of actual pain/discomfort level (aka he freaks out at having his hair brushed as much as he freaks out at having his teeth brushed)

Moving on…

This is Furiosa.

She’s a small-medium tuxedo shorthair with green eyes that look like they see a little too much of you when you makes eye contact. She has a heart nose and black toe beans and is 100% aware of how pretty she is.

Furiosa is like the polar opposite of Max and may have strategically sapped his INT stat from her brother in the womb. Where Max lacks intelligence, Furiosa makes up for it ten-fold. I’m convinced she knows a fair amount of English and understands a lot of what I say to her; because of this, I tend to talk to her like a small child more than a cat. She seems to appreciate it.

Furiosa is also convinced that she and I are Soulmates Who Are Destined to Be Together and makes it incredibly clear to anyone and everyone who comes near me. This makes things especially hilarious because I’m married, and she thinks my husband is her Ultimate Rival (tm) in the battle for my true love. The nice thing about all that is how much cuddle time I get with her. The downside is how much cuddle time she wants with me.

Furiosa’s favorite things are:

Going for walks in her pet stroller; night time is best time and she expects at least one stranger to stop and love on her. I must be present.

Going outside on the patio to watch the world; she has a catio and lots of plants where bugs might hide. Best experienced if I am present.

Being as close to me as possible; sleeping on my shoulder is best, but she will settle for next to me and will almost always be found nearby regardless.

Furiosa’s least favorite things are:

When I leave the house without her. Every time. No matter how routine it is. Hates being away from me. Yells about it.

Being denied precisely what she wants precisely when she wants it; will throw a fit if you don’t let her outside because it’s 110°F, will pout if I cannot hold her right this moment, and will bite my nose and bap me if I don’t feed her when she wants.

When I have any physical contact with anyone at all; from hugging a friend to cuddling with my own damn husband, she will make it known that she Disapproves.

And there you go! That’s Max and Furiosa, my babies, the lights of my life. And I am going to share photos and stories here when the fancy strikes me. Enjoy!

#cats #cat blog #cute cats #kittens #funny cats #will edit as needed to take care of technical issues #i’m on mobile atm so it’s like that #max buddy #furiosa baby

[uttersonlawofficial]

things to think about while you are held captive:

if you say lawyer with a very thick mock british accent it sounds like liar

three million snails

are you addicted to laxative pills?

what if there was a guy called ronathan

I used to eat my practice books when I was in first grade I ripped up the pages into little pieces and ate them

seventy million snails

slim shady has an alter ego called sunny thick

the color yellow represents happiness but also piss

air condtioners: are they evil?

who?

favourite kitchen appliance

twelve million snails

how did it all get so wrong

puppies vs kitties do not make them fight any longer

what luxury brand would make the tastiest bags

triangles and their evil connotations

eight hundred thousand snails

paper is such a cute word

weird smell coming from that dark corner

I love you

9 + 10 = 19

kids love to huff highlighter fumes

what if a building was alive

duckling eating a delicious and nutritious meal

< my favourite number

Lawyers are good at lying. We love doing that.

That’s enough snails to fill the flatbed of a pickup truck.

What? No?

Hehe, Ronathan Rarker.

I loved eating paper as a child as well. I think it has something to do with the autism diagnosis.

That’s enough snails to fill a small room from carpet to ceiling.

Isn’t Slim Shady that fellow from children’s tales that lives under the bed and in the shadows, and steals away and eats naughty children? I was afraid of that man as a child. At least, I think that’s what it was called.

I beg your pardon? Piss??

What is an air conditioner?

Me? Who else?

Favorite kitchen appliance would have to be the sink. I feel like I’ve already answered this question?

That’s enough snails to fill Lanyon’s study from wall to wall, and from the bottom of the bookshelves to the top.

I think it started on the day my cousin and I went for our usual Sunday walk and happened to pass a peculiar building attached to peculiar story….

Kittens, definitely. But they shouldn’t fight. I believe that they should be friends. Hm… I feel like I should have stayed at West’s place for longer to pet Rufus and Lily longer. They were sweet cats.

Lois Vuitton. That’s the only luxury brand I know of, though I wouldn’t dare eat one of those bags. Far to expensive and would definitely taste like chemicals.

An isosceles triangle is constructed of three sides, and three angles that add up to 180 degrees. One can get to 180 degrees by equally dividing that number equally by three, therefore ending up with 60 degrees in each angle. That would mean, the number 6 appears three times. 60, 60, 60. 6, 6, 6. 666??? AHA! FOUND IT!

That is enough snails to satiate even the hungriest beasts stomach, and fill it perfectly and contently. That is a very happy beast.

Paper is also a yummy word. I’ve started craving paper again. Nostalgia does strange things to a man.

Oh no, that might just be Slim Shady… Wait a moment,, No I was wrong, he was called ‘The Boogeyman.’

Lanyon told me that exact thing not but 5 hours ago. How funny.

9 + 10 does indeed = 19

What on earth is a highlighter?

That would be pretty interesting. Does it have organs? Is it sentient? Can it feel me walking in it?

Ducklings love to have frozen peas and fruit! Never feed them bread; it’s not nutritional for them and it may expand in their little stomachs… They definitely like fruits and veggies much better.

25 is nice number. It’s very nice. A perfect square too, I believe.

#ask gabriel utterson #ask utterson #gabriel utterson #asks #anon #anonymous

[zak-shit]

sweet life

today is still messy. but better than the last few....? i haven't truly been great with eating again. kinda not having regular meals unless I'm with lo.. even then i kind of have to force myself. which isn't good i know.

last night she came up with a new rule to only have hook ups if she's able to make content out of it, and also be into it. doesn't want to just get people off. which makes me feel much better. I'm glad she doesn't just want to get other off. and i defiantly want her to be into it. it being done for content as a priority, makes me feel much less disregarded, and comfortable with the situation.

she did kind of ask if she could top if it was for content, to which i most defiantly did not like and shut down. 100% not ready for that. and the fact that it was asked/ wanted from her kind of hurt. and overshadowed the development above. she did say she hasn't came across anyone else she wants to top. very glad to hear that, and i would hope not. i guess it just also threw me off, because I was having this feeling apart of her no longer wanted to be a top. which could still have truth in there in some ways. I feel like im being generous allowing her to get head from others if she wanted. bc of course I want to be the only one, but i still want her to defiantly get pleasure as well.

all this waiting for more just gets me sometimes, sometimes im great and am able to accept, be satisfied with what we have. she's just not super affectionate, still loves me very much. i just get in my head, and wonder if i was someone else, if they would get more affection... sometimes I think its really just me. i can also admit, that I too am awkward and could probably make some more moves, i just don't get a read that she wants it.. and i feel like trash if i do something and then i'm shut down... but I cant wait for something that i'm not sure will happen, and i also need to live more in the moment.

i know theres a-lot of ranting and layers there, but id like to what im grateful for as well. I thought I would never have someone love me as a partner, I know I'm good enough, but I didnt think I could meet someone I wanted to be with in that way either. And I want to be with Lo with my whole heart. She has the best music taste. A dark humor I need someone to have. A sweetheart really. ( mixed with a bit brattiness, shhh she knows that too) but also that can be in a good way too, she knows what she wants, and will make sure she gets that. she knows the importance of prioritizing oneself, and also loves to make others happy. she can be outspoken in a great way too, she doesnt really sugar coat things. god i am absolutely smitten for her. I want with my everything to blossom through life together, be beside her to transition and always feel beautiful. I love our life with the kittys, and out kitty family to grow one day. I cant wait to live in our own place together and wake up and go to sleep together every night and every day. We'll have the cutest maximalist place, with lots of plants and the best lighting. Always smelling good, from our candles and clean linen, to the delicious meals cooked with love.

work is going okay, after 5 full years, and a battle with myself. i'm finally going to go into management. just finished my back of house modules, have a few more areas to train on back there. then i'll get into being able to open the store by myself, and have some key shifts. i need to find out when I'll actually be able to have key shifts, bc i do feel ready for them. plus months of those are required to go into the interview process of management.

I'm also on day 3 without any social media on my phone, which hasn't been as hard tbh. I've also been occupied. There were a few times when sitting around watching drag race last night, that I wanted to scroll a little bit. but that has passed quickly, and i've been glad/ proud to not have the useless info entering my brain. I defiantly will be keeping it up for a long time, if not forever.

#journal #diary entry #diary #work #relationship #mental health

[xocontinentaldrift]

February 4, 2023

I recently changed planners for the new year. My old one had space to jot down notes on what I’m grateful for, what I found difficult and other bits of musings, observations and thoughts. But my new one doesn’t, so I’m going to try to use this space to track those little moments that hopefully add up to a fulfilling life.

+ Did meditation, yoga and some “inspirational reading” in the morning, along with some journaling. A guided journal entry and then morning pages. Honestly, it does seem to take up a lot of time, but it felt good for this Saturday.

+ Loving how our kitty is so sweet and affectionate. She really likes “her people” and seems to like me a lot. At least someone likes me!

+ Very fulfilling creative time, working on my submission to my writing group and then on further chapters. I really feel I have some momentum going and that revising this novel and sending it out will actually happen this year!

+ Decided to embrace the party planning process for my kiddo’s birthday and use it to create happy memories and joy for him. Logistics are not my wheelhouse but it is fun to decorate and do gift bags. I often give myself a hard time that I don’t have generosity of spirit, so this is good practice for that.

+ Made dinner and then Ben had a stubborn fit about family game night until we started playing Pandemic. It was fun to work together and we had a good time. But we did end up putting Ben to bed late, which meant not a lot of time to wind down. Sigh. Part of me can’t wait till summer to get out of the house more!

-I was feeling very frustrated and depressed for a moment about just momming nonstop for hours and hours with no genuine relaxation time. I was really going to explode when kitty Chloe came up to me. She saw me and kind of got scared, with her tail all bushy and her back arched, but she kept creeping forward, almost like wondering if I was okay. I wasn’t, but seeing her helped me realize how scary and weird it was and I shook myself out of it. But man, I really have come to hate Saturdays now — just being alone with Ben with no help and no break. It’s not at all a relaxing weekend for me; it’s just another job sometimes, being a parent. I try really hard to enjoy it — and I do when I feel like my bucket is full — but when I’m depleted, it just feels grueling and boring and relentless and draining.

- Hate to say it, but with such a busy schedule next week, things like housecleaning and making meals are going to take a backseat. I feel a little guilty about it but honestly, if anyone complains, they can clean up themselves!

[chaoticgeminate]

Kelly! 2,10 and 25 for your soft asks ❤️

Hello LJ, my darling 💙

2: what’s your feel-good movie?

My feel good movie is My Neighbor Totoro, because well... Totoro. There's just something about the magic of Ghibli movies that always can make me feel better when I'm down. Spirited Away is my top favorite movie of all time but when the sads hit I turn to Totoro.

10: what’s something you’re excited for?

This one is kind of a toughie but honestly? It's going home. I haven't gotten to see anything in the UK or EU really, between COVID and my wife being deployed as much as she was while we were here since we had to have someone watch our baby kitty... but it's a little lonely over here since I'm 5 hours ahead time-wise of all my friends so I'm staying up until 3-5am just to be able to talk with people.

(Though I am working out time to go see our girl Skye when she's in the area 💙)

25: what’s the best personal gift someone could give you (playlist, homemade card, etc.)

Recipes. There's something really personal and sweet about a favorite recipe so when someone gives me that, trusts me with that little bit of their favorite things be it a meal or a dessert, it makes me feel really special.

Soft Asks

#lovelylj #soft ask game #ask answer #discord bestie

[nighttimescribbles]

my 🍬 nonnie...

i've had to make a separate post to answer your ask bec the tumble space did me wrong and deleted the post (with your lovely ask and my answer) when i tried to add a video to it 😭 i only wanted to show you my pinterest food board 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 maybe i'll post it separately instead

fortunately, i was able to save what i'd typed up, so it seems we haven't lost the thread of our conversation after all! 😊 this is what i wrote before tumble space decided to make a huge snack out of it:

nonnie!!! 💕 NEVER apologise for taking time to respond! you've got so much on your plate omg please relax and know that you're always welcome to come on here to talk/vent/chit-chat in your own time and at your leisure ❤️

so coincidental that you mention brown butter cookies because i just saw a recipe for it not too long ago! i can't remember if i saved it (prolly not) but i have been hoarding quite a bit of cookie recipes these days on the excuse that i need to "expand my reliable cookies portfolio" 😂

and are you me @mayo??? because. i, too, am a mayo fiend! over here we have a popular brand that sells sandwich spread, the original flavour of which is like a cross between mayo and ranch dressing 😂 i am soooo addicted to it (it's tangier than mayo and has chopped pickles) but even then, sometimes, a girl just needs good ol mayo! i keep trying to think beyond tuna mayo and always come up with nothing, so i'm super stoked to have mayo mashed potatoes to add to my roster of mayo-able food! thank you for sharing your mum's secret! 🥰

AYOOOOOOOOOOO how cute is that cat???? and so clever, too! and the way he kneaded his tail? which looked like it kept trying to escape??? 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍 ngl the bg music + the face of that kitty KILLED me 😂😂😂😂😂 little naughty's nanny cajoled me into buying him socks some time ago so we came home from our walk bearing the cutest little itty bitty polka dot socks. unfortunately, they were displayed stretched around cardboard so when i unpacked the socks they turned out just a wee bit too small. didn't stop us from putting it on little naughty anyway. he was sooooooo weirded out he bucked around like a kid goat and kept trying to shake free of his socks. it was sosososooooo funny i have to see if i can still scrounge up that vid to show you 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

cats make lovely companions for the right person! before we had a dog, i used to have de faco cats who came over for mealtimes and treated our place like their bed and board hostel 😂 one of them gave birth underneath our outdor sink and was so comfortable with us she let us handle her kittens all the time. one of those kittens was a super sweet black and white one who liked to sleep inside a laundry tub. when i got home and called his name, his tiny head (and tiny ears and bright, bright eyes and pink nose 😭) would pop up over the rim and he'd let me turn him on his back for belly rubs. 🥲 he was suuuuuuper warm, too, and a purring machine. by the time we finished with our nightly belly rub, my legs where he lay on would be toasty! i miss that smart alecky boy and will be over the moon happy for you if you ever wind up getting a cat. they adopt the people they like so quickly, even if they're not "officially" pets 🥲

i've never heard of memrise but good on you for learning and askjdfasduf for your trip!!!!! SK is beautiful and the food is gooooooood (especially their strawberries!!!). like istg i don't think i had a single bad meal there! most memorable one is prolly the grilled chicken. it's like samgeupsal but the tenderest, juiciest chicken with the most addictive dipping sauce. ❤️ i hope you're able to try it (and lots and lots of other korean food) when you go! ((their convenience store ice cream is also gooooood))

after your bakefest, mystery man better prepare himself and his heart for a siege! bet he'll be so inundated with goodies he won't know what hit him! 😂 but joking aside, please take those birthday days off to treat and enjoy yourself! just a little over a month's wait and then ✨rest and relaxation✨ i wish you a beautiful birthday week full of loved ones and great adventures! ((and when it's all over, come back and tell me all about it so you can relieve it all over again! 🥰))

//and now i'm gonna post this before it meets with any other unpleasant accidents

#asks #🍬 nonnie #my sweetest nonnie

[eletronicmonkey]

Sex night

↪characters: Aizawa Shota x dom!reader

↪genre: smut, fluff

↪pronouns: not mentioned--AFAB reader

↪TW/CW: sitting face, squirting, aizawa cumming untouched, oral sex (reader receiving), dom!reader, uses of petname, uses of master title. (let me know if I forgot something)

↪WC: 1.722

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Probably there are so many grammar errors, so I’m sorry.

Please, reblog. It’ll makes me happy! Hope you enjoy <3

I open the door of our apartment with a heavy sigh, day was exhausting, so much trouble for so little time. I leave my purse on the hall table and went ahead for the living room searching for him.

"Baby, I'm home!"

"Coming!" Aizawa shout from the bathroom

I enter the kitchen to drink some water while he's finishing his shower. I sit on the chair's bench passing through the social apps in my phone, getting immersed in trivial things. I didn't notice him approaching my side, only lifting my head when I feel him involving me in his slender arms. I put the phone down returning the hug and hiding my face in his neck, inhaling his fresh scent, feeling all my tiredness leaving me.

"How was your day, kitty?" I smile hearing the nickname. Always loved his voice, even when he's only murmuring to himself something about the students turning his life into hell, it's so quiet and calm, relaxing. He has this effect on me, regardless of anything he can always calm me down.

"Stressful, at least I'm here with you now. Yours?"

"Normal" He starts patting my head slowly, leaving sweet kisses all over my face and finishing with a peck on my lips. I smile and tighter the embrace as a thank you.

"Are you hungry?" I give him a nod "Good. I'm gonna make something for us"

I stay sitting, watching him cooking for us, admiring the sight. His face frowned in concentration as he cut the vegetables, his hands floating through the kitchen leaking skills as everything he did. The dinner was set on the table one hour after.

After the soup, I went to the bathroom for a shower.

Now we're laying on the sofa watching TV, my head positioned on his arm while his other one is surrounding my waist, my back against his chest, and his face hiding between my neck and shoulders, his breathing warming me up in a comforting way.

"Are you awake?" I turn to face him without an answer.

"Hi," He says before leaving a peak on my lips. I smile and return the kiss. "Can I help you relax?" Aizawa lifted himself, doesn't waiting for my response, and put himself on top of me, kissing my jawline.

"Baby, I'm sorry but I'm very tired," I said, throwing my head back allowing him more access to my skin.

"You don't need to do anything. Please, I wanna make you feel good" I let go a sigh hearing his voice on the foot of my ear, causing me goosebumps. He smiled, knowing that he won. "I need hear you saying, kitty."

"If you don't run with it maybe I change my mind" He chuckles.

"Ok, ok, I understood," He says as he reaching for the hem of my shirt lifting it, and throwing the piece of clothing to the floor.

He goes down while leaving wet kisses along the way. He's staring at my chest with lusty and a small smile playing on his lips. He starts with sweet pecks between my breasts becoming wet open mouth ones, he reaches the nipples and starts sucking around the bud. I grip his black strands and pull it harder, getting a hum of the older—he adores when I treat him roughly—signaling that he was supposed to stop teasing. Getting the message, he opens his mouth and gets the bud between teeth, circling it with his tongue and sucking it hard getting a moan of his name. I arch my back, gripping his hair stronger and pulling his head closer to me,—if that were possible—getting a groan from the bottom of his throat and a bite on my swelling bud. Aizawa always said that he loves my breasts, the feeling of them against his face goes him crazy. While he's giving attention to one breast his free hand starts playing with the neglected one. All of this, he does, looking directly into my eyes.

He continues playing with my breasts, alternating between them until he gets pleased. I pull his face up for a kiss. And he continues his path. After, he passed through my belly, leaving sucks, kisses, bites. Before he gets my remaining clothes off me, he licks around my bellybutton while he saw me shivering at the feeling of his tongue. He pulls off my shorts and underwear and looks directly at my cunt, soaked after his teasing, with an intense look, he runs his nose against my core, smelling my desire. He takes his hands to my clit and pulls the hood up, leaving it exposed to him—all I can do is breathing heavily, my legs shaking for the waiting. My body is burning with desire, I can feel the sweat all over my body. Then, he blows the swollen clit and my legs shake more, I let a whispering "fuck" pass through my dry lips. I grip his hair again, pulling his face closer to my core, but I find resistance. Suddenly, he grabbed my waist and turned us on the sofa making me sit on his chest. Seeing my confusion he explains "I want you to sit on my face, ride my face until you feel satisfied. I want you to use my face for your pleasure." He can feel me shivering and shaking with desire at his submissive tone. God, he knows what he does to me. As one last blow, he whispers "Please, maste-" I didn't allow him finished his ask, I'm smothering him with my pussy and locking my legs around his face grabbing his hair. We both groan simultaneously at the feeling. He wraps his arms around my legs and presses them around his face. He gives the first lick from the bottom up, dragging his tongue to the clit and moving in circular motions at a slow pace, return to the hole, in and out, circling it, dragging his teeth on my clit. Always hitting the right places. I can't control my moans at this point, I'm pressing my legs tighter around the side of his head. I can feel his nose on my clit, his whimpers as I use his face. I reach forward e and grab the sofa arm.

"SHIT!! that's it, baby, like that -fuck-" He sucked hard my clit, that's my limit. I press his face on my core and starting ride faster, his hands are squeezing my thighs and he's eating me out like I'm your last meal. "Oh my god, that's it, baby boy. You're so good - fuck- I love your mouth, always so good!" I said, looking at his beautiful face between my legs—like a faithful devotee—and I'd see his eyes rolling to the back of his head and shooting close. "Look at me." He stayed that way "I said to look at me." I raise my hips and he opens his eyes immediately.

"Why did you stop?" He raises his head searching for my cunt. I push him back to the sofa.

"You are going to look straight into my eyes until I say that's enough. Do you understand?" I grab his dripping sticky face, covered with my juices, waiting for his response.

"Yes, I'm sorry. I- please, I need more." I almost cum on the spot, fuck, why he has to be so fucking beautiful.

I return to my previous position, riding his face. Aizawa takes his fingers to my slit, rubbing the hole and put two fingers, bumping into, twisting his wrist just that right way, curling his fingers, hitting my g-spot, sucking, licking, leaving little bites over my clit. I could pass out from so much pleasure. All are incredibly pleasant, overwhelming. I can feel my climax getting more and more closer—but a little bit different as the usual—Aizawa, noticing it too, quicken his pace and unconsciously starts slightly bumping his hips into the air. I hold his hair tighter, pulling his black strands, my legs start shaking, my chest moving up and down with my breathing becomes desperate, my vision gets blank; I arch my back, throwing my head back, feeling the knot in the stomach tighter, my walls clenching in Aizawa's fingers. "CLOSE - FUCK"

He's watching me intensely, carefully, and marveling himself with the sight, getting more and more pleased by himself, knowing that he's the one who makes me feel that way, that he's capable of getting me like this, above him, riding his face and pleasuring myself, using and abusing of him, just like the way I enjoy.

I reached my climax with a loud moan of his name, arching my back and tensing all my muscles, cumming, squirting, all over his face. To Aizawa, that's the vision of the gods, he can't help himself of arch his own back—feeling his cock twitching and his balls squeezing, feeling his entire body burning, the coil in his stomach compressing tighter —his eyes rolling to the back of his head, and, just like that, he came, with a muffled loud groan he cum inside of his trousers.

I feel my body getting relax and heavy. Aizawa helps me to lay beside him while he's licking his lips, savoring my taste.

"Oh, my-fuck- baby. This was amazing." Aizawa says as he drags me to lay in his chest, wrapping me in a hug. I start to kiss him and reach my hand down to help him but he holds my hand intertwining his fingers with mine, kissing the back of it. "You don't need to, I'm already done"

"Oh- this was hot" He chuckles hiding his face between my neck and shoulder.

We stayed lie until we recover and went to the shower for cleaning and relaxing.

Now we're in the bathtub, my back against his chest, his arms wrapping my body, and his head laying in my shoulders. I'm patting his head humming some songs.

"Are you relax?"

"I can say so" Smiling I reaching for his lips, leaving a small kiss "Thank you, love"

#aizawa x reader #aizawa smut #sub aizawa #dom reader #reader smut #boku no hero x reader #boku no hero #boku no hero smut #sub boku no hero #bnha smut #smut #eraserhead #eraserhead smut #reader insert #my.writting #fanfic

[sukorakurai]

@snarkyship is a true genius. I commission this Stark Family Portrait and I couldn’t be happier. I wrote a little fic to accompany this fabulous Picture. hope you all enjoy.

Stark Family Picture Day

 By Sukora Kurai

  Tony sighed over the counter in the communal kitchen. He had been there since dawn when he asked Jarvis what day it was. Then his trusty AI informed him of an importance of this month. Now he was stuck with what to do now.

 “Hey Tony what’s got you down?”

 “Hey Capsicle, I’m doomed.”

 “Oh come on Tony, it can’t be that bad you are an Avenger.” Steve smiled as he got out food to make omelets for the Team, and greeted the in coming members. “Morning Nat, morning Bruce.”

 “Morning Steve, what’s wrong with Tony?” Bruce greeted heading to the stove to put the kettle on for his morning tea.

 “Not sure I found him like this.” Steve stated cracking some eggs into a bowl.

 “His and Loki’s anniversary is this month and he has no idea what to get him.” Nat answered pouring a large mug of coffee.

 Tony shot up in his seat and stared slack jawed. “How could you possibly know that?”

 “It’s my job as a shield Agent and Pepper’s PA to keep tabs on you. So it is well documented when you clumsily asked Loki to be your boyfriend during the Lord of the Rings Marathon where you bought out the AMC Theater for the day.” The Spy shrugged ignoring the fact that all her team mates stared at her in horror. All were now wondering what she had on them in those SHIELD files.

 “So Tony, you have and anniversary coming up? Have you though about what Loki might like?” Steve coughed drawing the conversation back to the main topic.

 “No, I don’t. What does one give a god especially one that has magic and can make anything appear out of thin air?” Tony waved his arms in frustration.

 “That is a tough one but I’m sure anything you get him will be fine. Loki loves you Tony.” Bruce tried to be supportive.

 “I hope you will be putting more thought into the gift you give me next month for our anniversary.” Nat gave the Gamma Doctor a pointed before wandering out of the room to start her routine before heading out to work.

 “Ha, I’m not the only one in hot water now!” Tony crowed at the look of devastation in his science-bro’s face.

 “Tony, knock it off. Now in my day it was the thought that counted most. You should find what Loki cherishes the most. You find that then you can present to him in a meaningful way. It’s true he’s a prince and probably has had his other lovers throw jewels and meaningless expensive trinkets at him to win his affections. You know Loki better because you love him and he loves you.” Steve pointed out.

 “Yeah, Lokes complains a lot about his life in Asgard and that there were many who wooed him just to get to Thor. At night when it’s just the two of us and RC snuggled between us he sighs soft and says what a perfect night it is. He never elaborates but I think it means that he likes just the quiet nights with us.” The genius eyes went glazed as he recalled the many nights he cuddled with his god. Then the idea hit him. “Hey Spangles, can you paint or do you just draw?”

 “Huh,” Steve was caught off guard and almost dropped the omelet he was flipping. “I paint from time to time.”

 “Don’t lie babe you are in your studio whenever can get the chance.” Bucky laughed entering the kitchen. “All the paintings in our apartment Stevie did.”

 “Great! Can you do a portrait if I get you a picture?” Tony asked digging in to the ham and cheese omelet.

 “Yeah, it might take two weeks maybe less depends on if we get called out or if SHIELD needs me.” The captain estimated placing another plate in front of his boyfriend.

 “As long as it’s done before the end of the month we’re good.  Jarvis start looking through my photos and pull out any possible portraits.”

 “Yes, sir.”

 “Delicious breakfast as usual Capsicle. I’ll get you the photo as soon as I find one.” Tony dumped his empty plate in sink and ran off to his lab.

 Two hours later…

 “None of these are good enough J.”

 “Sir, might I suggest you take a new photo of you and Prince Loki.”

 “Yeah and RC too, because she’s our baby. We can’t have a Family Portrait without all the family members. Where’s are RC now?”

 “She is currently with Alpine in his play room.”

 “Cool, I think I got the perfect outfit in mind.” Tony grinned as he ran to his emergency closet in the lab. Tony had put in the closet when he realized he destroyed a lot of his clothes during his inventing and building phases. Also there was a suit or two for the days he forgot he was supposed to be in a meeting and had to make a rush to the board room.

  In the penthouse…

  It had been a quiet morning with no call outs, no calls to Asgard and no need to go anywhere. Loki decided to enjoy the peace and quite lounging in his soft Asgardian casual clothes on the couch reading his mother’s spell journal.

 “Hey there, Bambi! It’s Picture Day!”

 “Anthony, what are you on about?” The prince looked up from his book to see his lover carrying their cat into the living room.

 “Well Picture Day refers to the day school kids take pictures for the yearbook and photos are bought for family distribution. Anyways I want to have a family picture that was honest. I never had that growing up because Howard was an asshole and Maria, my mother, was frail. She loved me but she couldn’t express it because she was always ill. Now we have our own little family and I want a picture to put in the lab.”

 “You want to take this picture now? Anthony, I look a mess and how did you get the bow on the cat?”

 “Aww, you look gorgeous, love, as always. Anyways, I put a bow on our baby because RC loves to look pretty for her daddies. Don’t you sweetie.” Tony scratched under the kitty’s chin as they sat on couch next to the god.

 “Mew,” RC purred.

 “Fine, you win, where would you like to take the picture? Also what are you wearing? I don’t believe I’ve seen that outfit before, and what is on your feet?” Loki set his book aside and took in his lover’s appearance.

 “Oh you like? I dressed in red and gold to match my shoes. I had these shoes made based on my Iron Man suit. I thought maybe putting them on the market for kids but I liked them too much to share. So I have a life time supply in the lab. If you want I can have a pair made for you.”

 “No thank you. They clash with my outfit. Now let’s take your picture.” Loki said taking the cat in his arms.

 “Okay, okay. Let me get out my phone.” Tony fished his Stark Phone out of his back pocket and held it out to make them all fit in the frame. “Okay say cheese!”

 “Click”

 “Okay let’s see how that one turned out.” Tony looked at the photo to see him smiling a black blur and a bland look on Loki’s face. “Nope we got try again. This time smile Loki and RC you need to stay still so we can see you.”

 And it went picture by picture they have yet to take a family portrait.

 “Shit I only got half your face.”

 “Anthony your thumb is on the lens.”

 “RC Stay still!”

 “Achoo! Ow! I dropped on my foot!”

 “Do not eat my hair you Retched Creature!”

 “Okay I set it up on a tripod. Now say cheese.”

 “CHEESE BROTHER!” Thor popped up between the two men who stared at shock at the blond god.

 “Next!” Tony rolled his eyes as Loki vanished his brother to where ever. Tony didn’t ask where the Loki sent Thunder god. He rather liked staying in the tower and wanted to keep it that way.

 “Meow!”

 “No RC! Don’t chase the bunny!”

 Three Hours Later…

 “Okay, this is it I can feel it. Now Jarvis is going to take the picture the bunnies are secure in their room. The penthouse is locked down, so no unexpected guest and RC is filled of milk to keep her calm and relaxed. And I promise after we get this picture I will have Jarvis order you favorite meal from the Thai Palace down the street and I’ll rub your feet, while we watch you favorite Harry Potter movies.”

 “Oh Anthony you spoil me. I love you.” Loki sighed as a soft smile graced his face and he leaned into his lover as Tony joined their hands together. RC who was seated now on the god’s shoulder leaned in and purred soaking up the love of her people. The genius couldn’t be happier in that moment as he had his to precious family members with him and the grin on his face was wide and bright.

 “Click.”

 Two Weeks Later…

 “Sir Prince Loki and Mr. Odinson have returned from Asgard.”

 “Great, I got everything ready. Tell Loki that I have dinner ready and waiting.”

 “Yes, sir.” Tony had the table set with Loki’s Favorite food from the five star steak house, they go to. He paid extra to have the chef come over and cook for their anniversary.

 “Ding.”

 “Thank you, Jarvis. Evening Anthony, never in my life had been so glad to leave Asgard. He talked for hours at the council over stagnant topics. What’s all this?”

 “Well my hard working God of Mischief, today is our one year Anniversary and I have planned the perfect evening. Dinner, a bath and I installed a movie screen in our bathroom so we can enjoy the movie of your choice during the bath and then I plan on us making love until dawn.” Tony pulled Loki over to the dinner table, watching as the god’s magic removed the armor and replaced it with comfortable Asgardian wear.

 “You lovely little man, you spoil me so; I don’t deserve it or you.” The Raven pulled the billionaire into his arms and planting kisses all over the man’s face.

 “Yes you do, because I love you and I got you something, well I got Cap to make it, but it was my idea.”

 “You didn’t have to, dinner is more than enough.”

 “No, I wanted to. Now close your eyes and I’ll get your present.” As Loki closed his eyes Tony ran out of the room and grabbed the portrait from where he hid it. He placed it on the wall then Jarvis turned on the lights illuminating the painting. “Okay open them.”

 “Oh Anthony! It’s wonderful.” Loki’s eyes became all misty seeing their little family together and there was so much love radiating from painting. “It’s perfect.”

 “Happy Anniversary Reindeer Games.”

 “Happy Anniversary, my Man of Iron.” Loki whispered pulling Tony in to the sweetest kiss they ever shared. They didn’t hear the click sound of Jarvis capturing the moment with the sunset background. Another memory to save for another day.

 The End.

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