#man come on

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

alcina dimitrescu KILLS her maids and drinks their blood

karl heisenberg tried to use a BABY as a weapon

ethan winters is WHITE

mother miranda tries to STEAL someones daughter

at the end of the day, your favorite resident evil 8 characters are terrible people

#resident evil village #ethan winters #resident evil #u cannot tell me that ethan actually did something bad #please be fr 😭 #ethan winters is a horrible person for killing a family a five! #man come on #open ur eyes… play the game maybe… #i get just not liking ethan #but why come up with a bunch of unreasonable excuses for why he sucks 😭 #liek just say u hate him #u dont gotta start babying the lords or demonizing him #hes just a normal guy come on bro #most arguments i see r full of buzzwords tbh #i havent seen anything that has made me think #huh… maybe that is a bit messed up of him… #he is a victim of other peoples consequences #he is forced into situations where he has to fight to survive #idc if people hate ethan… but the second u start pulling stuff outta ur butt… #im sorry i gotta defend my gf #its annoying whenever people complain abt ethan fans goi ng like #‘haha i like him hes a normal guy’ #cos waht r u arguing against #he IS a normal guy #he is literally a civillian…? #come on #conpare him to chris or leon who literally work for the government or whatever #its weird to get defenisive over ethan… not being normal…? #just leave him alone😭 bro has 100 hate articles abt him already #again another essay in the tags

[sunlaire]

Harry??? okay, so he is actually a repressed bisexual. i thought that was just fanon but huh okay

#disco elysium #harry baby #man come on

[adelestein]

when in twin peaks season one episode one during julee cruise’s ‘falling’ there’s the line of “are we falling in love” and then IMMEDIATELY the camera pans to harry truman and dale cooper having a married couple conversation in the police cruiser with the song still in the background. that wasn’t subtext baby that was TEXT. bold underlined and highlighted.

#know why i’m whittling? #i’ll bite again why are you whittling? #man COME ON #trucoop #twin peaks #decadent chats

[livstarlight]

If the goal was just to convince her to hand over the scientist and an alliance to burn down the world, my brother in christ why the hell the moment she stepped inside the room you made this I am hopeless, and awkward, and desperate for love face WHY

#man come on #namor x shuri #namuri #nashuri #namor #shuri #black panther #wakanda forever #mcu #incorrect black panther quotes

[benevolenterrancy]

I absolutely love paper doll wei wuxian for so many reasons

The paper effigy suddenly jerked, then gave a couple of shakes. The two expansive, wing-like sleeves flew up, bringing the light body with it, fluttering as it landed on Lan Wangji’s shoulder.

Lan Wangji turned his head to the side to see his own shoulder, and the paper effigy pounced on his cheek at once, climbing the contours of his face until it reached the forehead ribbon. It pulled and yanked at that ribbon, as if too fond of it to let go. Lan Wangji let the effigy twist around for a bit before reaching to pluck it off. At the sight of this, it hastily slid down with a crinkle. Whether intentionally or not, its head bumped against his lips.

Lan Wangji’s movement faltered for a moment, but he finally caught the paper effigy between two fingers. “Stop playing around.”

The effigy bonelessly rolled its body around his long, slender finger.

“Please take the utmost care,” Lan Wangji said.

#mdzs #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #wei wuxian #wwx #lan wangji #lwj #wangxian #my art #i love paper doll wwx so much #takes on an incredibly fragile body that can mess him up so badly if its damaged #and decides he trusts lwj enough to just... clamber all over him #not to mention he decides to flirt while he has the plausible deniability of being in a tiny paper body that can't talk #man come on

[khrysos-karnifex]

My desire for a book even partly about Artemis and her hunters to reignite that part of the fandom and hopefully get some new Zoe and Artemis (and Callisto) fanfics

vs

my complete lack of trust in rick riordan to not screw up everything about artemis even more

#percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #artemis #zoe nightshade #zartemis #could i tolerate more artemis mischaracterization just to get the fanon stuff? #not well but yes #still to this day have no idea why he decided #making her and all of her followers misogynists #was the right call #pretty sure it was just for the whole ‘percy is the exception’ nonsense #making it seem like percy was the ONLY man when they actually vibed w dudes just fine #man come on

[horreurscopes]

can we talk about israel's war crimes without reblogging literal white supremacists

#man come on

[yarnnerdally]

Here just trying to be horny on main and I have fucking Forklift Simulator stuck in my head.

#man come on #Spotify

[eebie]

#man COME ON #liveblogging #homestuck #are u kiding me with this #he comes back from tha dead My fav homestuck character Yesdavesprite is my favorite There i said it #as i was typing this My vision started going out like White spots and shit #The weight of the universe rests in ur fav homestuck character or whatever I domt knwo man #im just uspet about this now : ( #he come sback from the dead and they basically kill him off again #did they just bring him back for a second because people were dissatisfied with how he was killed off #so andrew hussie decided 2 dig up his corpse and piss on it before splicing it back together frankenstein style #just 2 satisfy people #unless davepetasprite's existence is super crucial 2 defeating lord english ig #idk !!!!!!!!! raaghhggrraa!!!!! #im sad sorry : (

[nerdydeviations]

local man caught simping

#get your act together #man come on #vegaspete #pete x vegas #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche

[osamusbigtits]

WHERE is sexy nurse getou helping gojo with his t shots

#man come on #i gotta do everything around here (cannot draw) #bex thoughts #jjk

[illegiblehandwriting1]

note to self add an unreliable narrator tag cuz sky thinks there's a difference between how the word hero relates to him vs the other links also cuz he thinks choice vs obligation applies cuz he's a dumbass

#oh my gosh i hate him so much #i love him #but like #MAN COME ON #STOP BEING COMPLEX /j #love me some complex sky where i need to think of 2536420 things at once in order to write one sentence #smoke & ashes #save for later #chicken scratch

[ladymariayuri]

spilled water all over my floor. basically this is a sign from a higher power that i should kill myself

#MAN COME ON

[drowlore]

Accidentally said "elf coded" at work and my boss said "thats how you get a girlfriend. Jollymaxxing"

#MAN COME ON #WRONG ELFS TOO FUCK

[gaycaelus]

just so y'know op of the 'task manager kill this man' post is a terf

OH MOTHERFUCK

#man COME ON #did NOT know that 😭😭 ill delete my rb now #TY ANON 🫶

[devilfruitdyke]

distracting myself is not enough i need to block him

#shut up we are not hanging out pleaseeee #sorry its just i put on my npc personality when we first interacted with each other and now he doesnt know anything about me #except i like hockey team #man come on