#mash texting

[caffiene-fueled-fuckery]

Back to my M*A*S*H texting au bs… here’s whatever this is.

Hawkeye’s Contacts:

Beej 🤨

Brother in Crime 🤝🏻

Major Baby 🫡

Worm Eater 🪱

Charles Emerson Winchester III 🧐

Dad 🩺

Dad II 🎣

Dad III 🐴

My Son 📡

Shnozz 👃🏼

The Good Father ✝️

Sidney 🧠

Cute As Hell 👩🏻‍⚕️

Dysentery on Legs 🤮

Colonel Crazy 👁️👄👁️

Keeper of the Alcohol 🍸

In order of appearance we have: BJ, Trapper, Margaret, Frank, Charles, Daniel Pierce, Henry, Potter, Radar, Klinger, Father Mulcahy, Sidney Freedman, Nurse Kellye, Igor, Colonel Flagg, and Rosie

I may change some of these as I do more if the cast and as I rewatch the show.

If you have other ideas for Hawkeye’s contacts please let me know as I’m not 100% happy with them yet (mainly Margaret, BJ, Sidney, and Trapper).

#m*a*s*h #mash #mash texting #hawkeye pierce #father mulcahy #bj hunnicutt #max klinger #radar o'reilly #margaret houlihan #mash igor #mash rosie #sherman potter #henry blake #trapper john mcintyre #frank burns #nurse kellye #charles emerson winchester iii #colonel flagg #mashblr #mash posting

[holdoncallfailed]

i'll never get over the way brooklyn 99 woobified the literal NYPD what the hell was that. and everybody ate it up with a spoon too

#you all were putting that show on my dashboard for FAR too long...long after you should have known better #in about 2 years i'll make the same post about MASH but we don't have to talk about that now<3 #text

[t00thpasteface]

what do you mean this isn't them

#art #comic #mash #m*a*s*h #hawkahy #father mulcahy #hawkeye pierce #text post meme

[bjs-dumb-hat]

The fact that MASH is set during the 1950s and yet Hawkeye’s hair looks like That is so funny to me.

His hairstyle was very normal for the 70s (and still very normal by modern standards) but in the 50s it would have been considered ridiculously, outrageously long. Which makes it feel like he deliberately grew his hair out to a ridiculous length just to spite the army.

#growing your hair out of spite is such hawkeye behavior #i’m obsessed with him #m*a*s*h #mash #mashposting #hawkeye pierce #text

[morganaconda]

#is this not canon dialogue? #check my blog sidebar for more like these! #mash #mashblr #mashposting #mash incorrect quotes #m*a*s*h #mash text posts #hawkeye #hawkeye pierce #frank burns #mash crack #mash humor #pierce #benjamin franklin pierce

[hawkp]

the idea of this text post and audio combined with this scene has been plaguing me all day

#i’m ORBITING RIGHT NOW #m*a*s*h #mash #alan alda #hawkeye pierce #mash 4077 #hawkeye #mike farrell #benjamin franklin pierce #beej #bj hunnicutt #b.j. hunnicutt #david ogden stiers #charles emerson winchester iii #text post #audio post

[thebreakfastgenie]

life, it never die women are my favorite guy sex, I'm wanting more tell the world, stop the war

#mash #m*a*s*h #hawkeye pierce #original mash content #mashposting #within five minutes of reblogging the text post of this yesterday with the tag hawkeye pierce manifesto #i had two friends asking for the edit #sorry for the wait

[rendevok]

The sensation of waking up next to you ❤️💙

+bonus doodle:

…and they mimir’d happily ever after the end. ❤️

(ID under cut!)

Miles is roused from sleep by sunlight shining on his face. Slowly, his eyes adjust to the light, until finally, his scope of awareness broadens to a body he had been sleeping on.

Page 2

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

Miles looks up to the figure that holds him, and upon seeing, his eyes widen in recognition.

The bottom panel of the page shows minimal details of a window shedding light onto the bed and blankets as seen from a higher view in the room.

Page 3

On the other side of the bed, Phoenix rests, his head propped by the headboard. His hair is messy from sleep, and his expression is thoughtful. The light of the morning highlights his features.

The sun shines through the blinds of the window.

Phoenix finally notices his observer, and turns to look at him.

Page 4

Phoenix takes Miles’ hand in his, and lifts it to gently kiss the ring on Miles’ finger. They both move to share a kiss, and their hands shift to hold one another. Miles’ ring sparkles in the sunlight.

Page 5

They link their fingers as they kiss, and the morning creates a quiet atmosphere around them.

They part, but remain close, their fingers fully interlocked. Phoenix greets “Good morning,” with a tender, loving expression as he looks at Miles. Miles’ own expression is soft, unguarded, and fixed on Phoenix.

Page 6

Phoenix and Miles settle back into their shared bed; the morning sun illuminates them. They both smile softly, seeming happy and at peace. Miles rests his head under Phoenix’s neck, and his hand on Phoenix’s chest. One of Phoenix’s hands rests over Miles’ own on his chest, while his other hand holds Miles closer, revealing a matching ring of his own. Both rings shine softly in the sunlight.

Bonus image

A small simple drawing of Phoenix and Miles having fallen asleep again while holding each other as in the final page of the comic.

End ID.]

#narumitsu #wrightworth #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #ace attorney #this is so sappy i nearly choked the entire time i was drawing it #aa #fan art #smooches #ah yes my favorite tag <3 #rendevok #this is vaguely set post AA5 but i truly have no timeline in mind i just want them married #like ding DONG bitches get ur shit together aren’t u tired of pining??? it’s time to go apeshitt and furiously makeout #i’m going to start mashing them together like dolls i dont care anymore!!! #NRMTS KISS RIGHT NOW OR IM BITING BOTH OF YOU #(a win win situation for me) #anyway if you can’t tell i am deeply in love with phoenix and projecting onto miles so hard #who doesn’t love making him down horrendous for a little flavor? #image description and alt text are the same because i suck at those still #writing that out was deeply embarrassing for me bc for whatever reason writing it out is something WAY more visceral than drawing it #i wish to evaporate nobody look at me unless you want to talk about them kissiing more then my dms are open

[papertowness]

if i tell you about my favorite show and you WATCH IT ?? it’s gonna get till death do us part REAL quick

#especially since i like shows for men who have never known the touch of a woman #star trek mash ncis and such #like you’re gonna watch this show with a budget of thirteen dollars and nine cents ???? #for ME ?????? #text post #friends #love #poetry #thoughts #poets corner #nuerodivergent #nd #star trek #mash #ncis #lgbt #lgbtq

[dyingroses]

#m*a*s*h #M*a*S*Hedit #mash #mashedit #hawkeye pierce #benjamin franklin hawkeye pierce #benjamin franklin pierce #radar #radar o'reilly #walter o'reilly #walter radar o'reilly #bj hunnicutt #trapper #trapper john mcintyre #trapper john #john mcintyre #margaret houlihan #alan alda #loretta swit #+ text posts #post #mashblr

[k0nstanta]

some wip game stuff, because i've been working on it almost every day for over a month and it's killing me a little to not talk about it

#character: kotya #character: asya #character: sasha #character: shurik #setting: robot #artist: cbge #im not setting any deadlines for myself because this is my first time ever making a game so i have no idea how long the rest of it will tak #making it is very very fun but also very very frustrating because i sort of have no idea what im doing. but its ok #it will be very short anyway. and mostly explorative. simulator of mashing interact button on everything and reading text to learn oc lore

[broganamous]

based on my own thoughts but also cultural osmosis since i haven't seen half of these shows at all or in a very long time

good people / assholes axis seems self-explanatory to me but change / stasis axis is based off a mix of the themes but also cast dynamics but also plain and simple Vibes. you understand

other sitcom enjoyers sound off! i don't consider this finished in the slightest

edit 7/19: i updated the chart to include some more shows and change some placements

#mash #community #iasip #arrested development #brooklyn nine nine #ted lasso #abbott elementary #wwdits #the good place #<- i feel evil tagging everything but its fine #text

[artificialhaunts]

From BJ Hunnicutt's scrapbook

#mash 4077 #mash #mash fanart #mash posting #bj hunnicutt #hawkeye pierce #Margret houlihan #charles emerson winchester iii #described in alt text #digital art #fan art #Im looking respectfully at this show for dads and getting my grubby little gay hands on it to play with them like dolls #art haunts #character art #the scrapbook of BJ Hunnicutt

[afoxysunny]

You thought I'm done just bc I drew an animal for all six Calorum kingdoms? Fear not! For I had so much fun that I couldn't just stop.

This time we're starting off in Candia

Want some more candy?

#dimension 20 #a crown of candy #the ravening war #calorum fauna #jelly snail #candian animal #d20 acoc #d20 trw #candia #image description #alt text #my fav part about these lil guys is the thoughts they sparked for me #about all other snails in calorum #and how they subtly change depending on where you are in what kingdom #jam snails when you move towards fructera #yoghurt and pana cotta in the dairy islands #mashed potatoes and other veggies in vegetania #dough in ceresia #bloodpudding in the meatlands #there are literally hundreds of options and gradients #to a point where I'm sure biologists and rangers and austistic kids and others in calorum can tell you where exactly you are #simply by looking at the snails around you!

[morganaconda]

#mash #mashblr #mash text posts #look at my sidebar for more! #mash humor #mash crack #m*a*s*h #hawkeye pierce #trapper john #trapper #hawkeye #trapper john mcintyre #benjamin franklin pierce #piercintyre #hawkeye and trapper #flagg #colonel flagg

[bj-cuntycunt]

That's his whole deal

#and it usually goes both ways #cause people fall for his goofy ass too #hawkeye pierce #piercintyre #beejhawk #hunnihawk #hawkbeej #mash #m*a*s*h #text post