Prompt 168
So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know.
See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite.
But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise.
Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do.
What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots.
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I DON'T HAVE A THING FOR SKULLS I DON'T HAVE A THING FOR SKULLS I DON'T HA--
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Unbeknownst to all, Melting Love’s army grows day by day.
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Slime Girl September Day 4. Melting Love from Lobotomy Corporation
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Also hey what about lilypad shippers 👀
we're coming.
If theres some sort of shipping war happening, might as well fuel the fire on all sides ^-^
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Just Readerbot fic things✨✨✨✨
Also. Yknow how there’s that neat ‘truth virus’ au ( @garbagechocolate ur au is cool sorry skdhdkdgdhsnd) thing going around. Anyway what if Readerbot got the virus
Readerbot: *venting about their trauma and their confused feelings and lack of sense of self*
also Readerbot: *has exactly zero ability to speak or do sign language*
Moon, completely uncomprehending: Whatever it is u r going thru rn. I’m sorry
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In March the earth remembers its own name.
Everywhere the plates of snow are cracking.
The rivers begin to sing. In the sky
the winter stars are sliding away; new stars
appear as, later, small blades of grain
will shine in the dark fields.
And the name of every place is joyful.
— Mary Oliver, from "Worm Moon" in “Twelve Moons” (via Alive on All Channels)
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head empty
no thoughts
just Jeremy service topping Jean bc let’s be so fr that man did not know sex could be this kind
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