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my-mossy-grove · 4 months

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“Leaf me be”

Everyone asks why I, a man, paint my nails. I just enjoy it. I like having color in my life. Color as a part of me. Men and women question my sexuality or even get upset or disgusted. It’s 2023, men with painted nails isn’t uncommon. So please, leaf me be.

#painted nails #men with painted nails #nail polish #rant

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voyager4194 · 10 months

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4th of july nails by me. Happy 4th everyone 😁 stay safe

#4th of july #painted nails #me #men with painted nails

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lostdoctor312 · 1 year

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I do my nails as sloppy as you'd expect a straight man to.

#nails #men with painted nails

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vbused · 11 months

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Who want me 😔

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skeletoninthemelonland · 5 months

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I am NOT sleeping tonight. Not like this.

#dad said we gotta keep it open cuz men will fix the roof above my bedroom ceiling tomorrow and they might need to go up there. into The Hole #besides he already put the ladders somewhere else #MY BRAIN KEEPS TELLIUNG ME TO PEEK AT IT #WHAY IF DEMON COMES OUT #jk i'd actually like a sleep buddy #we'd watch the fnaf movie together paint our nails black giggle and kick our feet in the air every time william is on screen #starbstalks

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wasabidottie · 7 months

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nail polish (Jschlatt)

Summery: you convince schlatt to let you paint his nails

A/n: this is purely self indulgent. im literally obsessed with men w/ painted nails. and all the guys i know irl won't let me paint their nails.

Schlatt sat on the couch, his arms crossed and a scowl firmly etched on his face. He had never been one for nail polish, and the very idea of letting someone paint his nails felt like a ridiculous notion. However, he couldn't deny the earnestness in your eyes as you stood before him with a small bottle of nail polish in hand.

"Come on, Jay, just this once," you pleaded, your voice laced with a hint of excitement.

He sighed, reluctantly uncrossing his arms. "Fine, but don't expect me to enjoy this."

You couldn't help but chuckle at his grumpy response. "I promise I'll make it quick and painless."

With a resigned nod, Schlatt extended his hand toward you. You grinned, carefully selecting a shade of deep crimson that you knew would look striking against his skin. As you began to paint his nails, Schlatt couldn't help but squirm and fidget, his initial discomfort evident.

"Stay still," you admonished gently, your concentration unwavering.

He huffed in response but did his best to comply. As the first nail was painted, he glanced down at the vibrant red hue that now adorned it. He had to admit, it looked better than he had expected.

You continued to work in silence, your touch gentle and precise. Schlatt couldn't help but watch your focused expression, the way your eyes sparkled with an intensity that matched the color on his nails.

As you finished the last nail, you held up his hand, admiring your handiwork. "There, all done."

Schlatt examined his newly painted nails, a mix of astonishment and amusement playing on his face. "Well, I'll be damned. It actually looks... kinda good."

You laughed, leaning in to press a soft kiss to his lips. "See, Schlatt? Sometimes trying something new can be fun."

He grumbled but didn't resist the affectionate gesture. "Yeah, yeah, whatever you say, Toots."

A few days later Schlatt was in the middle of a livestream, his usual brash personality on full display as he ranted about something unimportant. He'd almost forgotten about his painted nails, caught up in the fervor of his monologue, until he glanced down at his hands and saw the crimson polish glinting under the studio lights.

"Oh, son of a bitch," he muttered under his breath, a flash of embarrassment briefly coloring his cheeks.

But Schlatt was no stranger to internet fame, and he certainly didn't tend to give a damn about what other people thought of him. He straightened his posture, his usual brash personality shining through as he leaned into the camera.

"Alright, chat, let's get this shit show started," he announced, ignoring the inevitable flurry of comments about his nails.

The chat was relentless, filled with playful taunts and jokes about his unexpected manicure. Schlatt couldn't help but roll his eyes, his irritation evident, but his signature smirk was tugging at the corner of his lips.

"Yeah, yeah, laugh it up, you idiots," he grumbled, holding his hands up to the camera. "You think I give a damn about what color my nails are?"

The chat exploded with laughter, and Schlatt couldn't resist a smirk. He might have been a little embarrassed at first, but he wasn't one to back down from a challenge. If anything, he was more than willing to lean into the absurdity of the situation.

With a sly grin, he lifted his middle finger, flashing it at the camera. "There, satisfied?"

The chat once again breaks into an uproar, "Y'know, I'll keep these nails," he declared, a wicked glint in his eye, "just to piss you off."

#chuckle sammy #jschlatt x reader #jschlatt x you #schlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt x you #chuckle sandwich x reader #jschlatt #Men with painted nails make me weak at the knees

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whenthewallfell · 2 years

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