Misha doing a cute upside down video to promote that Gotham Knights will be available in Australia at the same time as the US is both hugely stereotypical and also slightly encouraging me to watch it 🤔😂
https://fb.watch/jg11uw_sqq/
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If Tumblr ran a sandwich shop...
A big sign at the front saying “NO HIPSTERS ALLOWED”.
The wifi bans Facebook and Twitter.
Lots and lots and lots of epicsauce items on the menu. Specials such as the Superwholock Sundae, the Kokichi Ouma Burger, Onceler Bread, Homestuck hot dogs, and so on.
Yaoi. Everywhere.
Slenderman is the receptionist.
One Direction, Misha Collins, Brambleclaw Cinderpelt (Benesnickle Cucumberpatch), and other famous fandom fellows do Q&As there regularly. Shields are given for your ovaries and/or prostate if you decide to go to these events, of course.
A shrine to daddy David Karp in all bathrooms. The bathrooms aren’t gendered, but there are many bathrooms, each for a fandom. In fact there are so many bathrooms that the entire second floor (which seems to expand forever) is dedicated to them.
The workers regularly participate in Hunger Games simulations.
LGBTQ+ pride. All the time.
Special fandom-specific events. Fandom-related cardboard cutouts all over the place. Discounts on fandom-related specials. For instance, if we had a Creepypasta event, there’d be Jeff the Killer and Eyeless Jack cardboard cutouts alongside big pictures of famous Creepypasta symbols in the windows. These change on the 1st of each month.
My asshole next door neighbor Roland wouldn’t be allowed in.
Undertale speedrunning tournaments.
And, of course, you are always encouraged to come in fandom-related clothes or cosplay.
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Celebrities I think would go well with one of the tumblr vibes:
Neil Gaiman, obviously. He's our cryptid.
Fight me on this, but Ryan Reynolds is deadpool in the flesh and deadpool has like, created this site or smth.
Tom Felton. Honestly, does he have a blog here called drarryking? I bet he's here already in hiding.
David Tennant. But like....on accident. He wouldn't understand shit on this side. He's already living a pseud and would take a new one specially for tumblr and post totally normal stuff and like... Visit this side once a month, cause he get's like 5 reblogs out of it. Then he sends a cat meme which goes off and he'd be totally lost. He would also, unironically, text neil Gaiman for the next season of good omens in the ask box and get a "wait and see" answer out of it.
Colin Morgan. I just think it would be funny, if he were here, not even with a pseud or posting anything at all. He'd have like no Interactions, he'd just be here on an empty blog to see what's going on and is silently surprised that the merlin fandom is still alive. He wouldn't even do it often. Just like... Once a year on accident, when he suddenly remembers that he has a blog here. On the Chance that he interacts, he's instantly blocked, cause we think he's a bot.
Taika Waititi. The poor chaos of this man. He's a creator. He'd post memes and updates of his works and still somehow end up among the average tumblr user ratio.
Mary Shelly. If she were alive. Or maybe that doesn't matter in her case.
Alice Oseman. But that doesn't count. She rose from the tumblr grave and made herself known to the outside world. She was born here and here she will live. The outside get's to see what she accomplished, but we are her roots and the grovel that shaped her.
These are all the people that I know. I'm bad with names and mostly watch cartoons. Lel.
People who I think shouldn't/ wouldn't be on this side:
Anthony Head. I want him here though, lol.
Bradley James. Yes, i'm going through the merlin cast first. And Bradley is cool and all. But he doesn't have the vibe.
Angel Coulby. I dunno. I think she's above this hellsite. She'd be falling from grace and I simply cannot imagine it.
Katie McGrath. Albeit a close one.
Michael Sheen. He's chaotic enough. But I can't imagine it. Maybe i'm reading too much Aziraphael in his character. But he's the chaos on a good website, while David is the good on the hellsite.
Elliot Page. I dunno. I think he would go to a cooler website, like instagram or i dunno. Even facebook. He'd be welcome here, and I think he might visit from time to time. But I don't think he'd have a blog of their own.
Daniel Radcliff. No?
jensen Ackles. I don't think tumblr could handle him
Misha collins. He's here. Kinda. In spirit. But he can't quite reach us. He's the ghost that haunts us. He can't have a blog.
Disclaimer:
#this is a Personal headcanon. You can disagree or agree with all of these and I won't be offended. This is meant as a joke.
# some of these people might already be here. Reality overrules my headcanons.
#i realise I mostly know male actors. But Not knowing things is my right as a person.
#please add your own ideas, or disprove mine. This could be fun :)
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I know this whole "boop" thing is an April Fool's joke or whatever (and very much like ye olde Facebook "poke"), but I'm rather enjoying it!
I also really wish Misha Collins' Tumblr was boop-able right now. Can you imagine the count then?
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Misha Collins always seems to be doing charity fundraisers for different things and political (left wing) stuff, he published a poetry book and got divorced recently i think. Jensen Ackles doesn't seem to use social media much so not much on him. Jared Padalecki got arrested for beating people up a while back. You can google his mugshot. Apparently he's pretty right wing, into guns and Joe Rogan and shit like that. Lives in Texas and Idaho, is married to an actress he met on Supernatural, sells vitamin supplements on the side. He used to attack people if they upset him on twitter and Facebook quite often back in the day. last time he did that (2021?) he attacked Jensen Ackles and a tv writer for not including him in a show (or not telling him about it? something like that.)
Oh 😳 that's insane man
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Araine Marder. Has a book and mentioned in a glamour article that she likes taken men. Is friends with misha on Facebook. He follows her public and private Instagram account, which she accidentally exposed on Alma’s story. Misha follows her Environmental initiative that follows him back, and random acts and gish, but nobody else follows. He’s one of her only 8 followers on her private twitter. She signs off, XO Ari. Cope lmao
okay? Like? Let's pretend you're right. I'll humor it. Even an idiot can trip on the truth. I'll take the receipts. I have a dm box. That's like. the wrong use of cope. And again, you idiots. Stalking actors doesn't give you insight to production. No sane production person thinks they're going to find the finale by giving Misha or a girlfriend a colonoscopy.
You wanna play, I got dms. I'm used to you guys spinning wholecloth bullshit out of context, just look at 2po's garbage lying about the meet and greet.
You guys have it in your head that I like. care. who what where or how many people misha collins fucks. I'm also unclear, realistically, on how you think "I have proof misha cheated on vicki" is somehow like. exclusive. From other partners? Like you realize these things wouldn't. Conflict. Right? Someone I know almost banged a crew member's wife once. Husband woulda been cool with it. Who the fuck cares. People fuck, Karen.
I just. You guys are so bizarre. AH HAH. MISHA FUCKED MORE PEOPLE THAN VICKI!!! PROOF HE CANT FUCK ANOTHER PERSON TOO!! HOW DO YOU KNOW THE SHOW FINALE IF YOU DON'T FIND THEIR CONDOMS!
yall weird.
I would donate money to science to have people figure out what is wrong with your brains, because it seems to be some sort of fucking osmosis, it's fascinating. Probably something in the area of neuroplasticity and the effects of long term rage.
legit my fucks are so negative about alma i ignored them for many years. I just started paying attention when her stuff started matching the show's upcoming episodes and themes that you guys haven't seen yet. So you know, "This is someone Misha is sleeping with" wouldn't exactly stop me from noticing the show stuff about Castiel in her feed. If anything, if this is even REMOTELY true, you just helped me figure out a mystery. So even if you're too much of a bitch to send me anything, I'll probably check it out.
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On this day in 2015, the Facebook account of Misha Collins was deactivated because he was "impersonating a celebrity"
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