#moosh headcanons

[gay-mooshrooms]

Hey guys!

Wanted to drop some of my DSMP headcanons just for funsies.

Some of these are more popular/common than others and some might be cannon I have no clue

Niki taught almost everyone in lmanburg how to bake. Eret was really good, Wilbur was ok, Tommy and Tubbo struggled, Jack wasn’t good but did it with her the most, and Fundy was decent. She eventually taught the members of the syndicate too, Techno sucked but enjoyed it, Ranboo was really good, and Phil was better at cooking but wasn’t horrible at baking.  

Wilbur was the one who wrote most of the anthem, but Tommy helped with the lyrics. Niki made the flag. 

Ghostbur made gardens everywhere, especially around lmanburg and the lmanburg crater, and eventually Phil and Tommy started helping him.

Ranboo and Tubbo have matching earrings and wear their marriage rings on their horns. Ranboo has a long tail that he uses to pick up Michael. Techno helped Ranboo make his crown. 

Wilbur loved writing songs for his friends, but Tommy listened to them the most. Wilbur left him the sheet music and a guitar when he left for Utah. 

Ranboo and Tubbo would often give Michael to Phil whenever they had to go out. Most of the time Techno would help out and eventually started teaching Michael how to fight, much to Ranboo’s dismay. Tommy would help sometimes, Phil forced him to come the first few times but he started to enjoy it after Michael started doing crafts with him, now he’s teaching Michael how to draw. 

Tommy likes doing art, Niki helped him learn and does it with him when he wants.

Niki and Eret make clothes together, Niki knows how to sew since she made the L’manburg flag and taught Eret. They like making dresses and skirts.

There's a way to travel between servers like what happened with Empires and Hermitcraft, it's practically magic and some people can do it. Karl does, he just doesn’t know it. 

Niki started a pressed flower collection and eventually Tubbo started helping her find them and started a collection of his own. 

Cus Phils a bird hybrid on both dsmp and origins, he can't see glass. This has led to a lot of the glass being replaced with colored glass after he got a concussion flying into windows too many times.

Techno's a piglen/pig hybrid so he can smell and hear really well but he struggles with eyesight so he wears glasses and loud noises/overlapping sounds cause him stress. This is part of why the voices affect him so much. He had beeswax in his ears during most of the big fight or explosion scenes to help with the sound stuff. Has tough skin literally and doesn't get wounded or burned as easily as the average person. Also has a very heightened sense of smell and can tell different people apart and where they are from a ways off. Part of how he calms himself down if the voices get too overwhelming is comforting scents and counting what he can smell.

Because of Ranboo's enderman half, people can't look directly into his eyes without getting dizzy or nauseous.

Part of Ghostbur's blue comes from Forget Me Not's, which grows under his eyes like tears and out of the wound in his chest.

Let me know what you think of these and if you want more!

#moosh rambles #dsmp #dsmp headcanon

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

Fandom Masterlist + rules

All works are with a gender neutral reader unless stated otherwise in [bolded barracks]

NSFW works are marked.

Last update: 2/20/24

Armin Arlert

Having a S/O that has Cardiophobia (slight NSFW, headcanons)

Eren Jeager

Having a S/O that has Cardiophobia (slight NSFW, headcanons)

Erwin Smith

Some general NSFW headcanons (NSFW, headcanons)

What day to day life is like with his s/o after his notable story injuries (sfw, headcanons)

Fucking on his desk (NSFW, headcanons)

Hanji Zoë

Some general NSFW headcanons (NSFW, headcanons)

What day to day life is like with their s/o after their notable story injuries (sfw, headcanons)

Fucking on their desk (NSFW, headcanons)

Levi Ackerman

Some general NSFW headcanons (NSFW, headcanons)

(What day to day life is like with his s/o after his notable story injuries (sfw, headcanons)

Having a S/O that has Cardiophobia (slight NSFW, headcanons)

Fucking on his desk (NSFW, headcanons)

#moosh's masterlist #attack on titan #attack on titan x reader #attack on titan headcanons #attack on titan smut #mine

[immortal-legend]

I love reading fanfics, but sometimes I read something and it's so far away from original characterisation that I'm unable to read further no matter how much I want to? Like when an inherently shy, socially awkward character will start calling their love interest "baby girl" or "baby" or something like that, I'm like "yes, but I wanna know the backstory behind the pet name, it's not just something that would have spontaneously happened, right?" And then this haunts me to the point I need to exit the fic and go into hours of deep thought around how this pet name came into existence and how this fits with the original characterisation/canon personality of the character.

Maybe this is just #psychotherapist things...?

That's not to say that any of these fics are "wrong" or "bad"-- that's not it at all, after all fics are written by fandom creators to get a version/interpretation of characters out from their perspective and fantasies; this is beautiful in itself 🩷

I just struggle because I suppose I now have a wholesome love outside of fantasy, and this probably now makes me more focused on the characteristics of the character in fanfics rather than the fantasy and connection aspect I previously craved/sought?

ANYWAYS I just needed to reflect on this because I thought it was an interesting block for me (especially in relation to reading smoots; ya gal just can't anymore and it's not a prudish no, it's more a "Shouto (aged up-- always aged up with a bit more Endeavour-esque bulk to him mmmm) is more likely to blush and be a quiet grunter/sigher during intimacy than a narrator e.g. 'yeah baby girl you love my fat cock in your tight wet pussy'"-- like... idk but I kinda laugh to myself when I read something like this in a Shouto Todoroki fic because I'm like "maaaaateee where the fuck did that come from? You're gonna be back to 'my handsome smile will stop hearts and I'll be a villainous murderer-- better stop smiling' after the sex scene is over"!!!

I... Clearly feel strongly about this and it's not that deep and I suppose this is now my own personal reflection/headcanon of Shouto Todoroki lol 😂

#moosh muses #fanfiction #characterisation and fanfic #reflections #todoroki shouto #todoroki x reader #todoroki headcanons #thoughts?

[spymeister]

Some theorycrafting here- since I’ve been handed an M!A that I’m going to keep on as a dedicated verse:

The Aphroditeum is a minor Prime, a sovereign deity-figure that reigns over the process of creation and spark-code. It is their venue to help facilitate the creation of the sparks that will one day settle into protoforms or bud at hot-spots in order to help cultivate new creations. They do not create the sparks themselves, but help bind the energies together in which to give them the environment to form.

They are also the Prime of small things: the electric current of attraction between one frame or another, or more- depending on the preferences, the exhale of heated vents when your systems recognize the mutual interest, the slight tremble of the digits as heated plating is stroked, the drag of a field against another in shuddery strokes.

They are the Prime of mutual attractions, of mutual need and interest, of the soft malleable protoform that the frame adheres to, of the joining of frame to frame to ramp up charge. 

Physically:

Their frame isn’t much taller than Jazz normally is- but the doors split into a small array of sensor “blades” that actually contain an invisible magnetic sensory net between them. What this actually does is unknown to anyone but the Aphroditeum themselves. What is known is that they are sensitive- and extend a few good feet past the shoulderstruts. There are six to eight in total, not counting the ones that adorn the helm.

There are two sets of optics, an upper and lower. Both sets see in different varieties of spectrums. 

#there will be more to add #but i'm tired #and my brain is moosh #headcanon

[wint3r-h3art]

nsfw headcanon: Frank letting you ride him but then he starts thrusting up because he's impatient and h word

I'm thinking of Frank and I'm cryin bc he's not impaling me at this very moment 😭

A/N: i need a good pounding by Frankie boy omg

Send me a NSFW headcanon and I’ll write a 5 sentence ficlet about it

18+ ONLY | MINORS DNI

“C’mon,” Frank grunted so low that it was almost indistinguishable. He wrapped an arm around your waist, bringing your body closer to his as he bucked his hips forward, pounding into your pussy with such vigor that there was nothing by the sounds of his grunting and your pussy squelching.

The bed frame was squeaking beneath you as your body went slack. Frank was fucking you with a determination that each time he pushed forward, you felt like you felt the tip of his cock to your stomach–if that was even possible. No words nor noise came out of your mouth because let’s face it, he was fucking you so good that your brain turned to moosh.

#linda answered #jordan/ #frank castle x reader #frank castle smut #frank castle x you #the punisher x reader #the punisher x you #jon bernthal smut

[diplonimbodocus]

Bugsnax characters rated for ticklishness-

Some headcanons for the grumpuses and how they react to tickles. The two at the end are just for funsies!

Filbo - 7/10 - Pretty ticklish. Doesn't take much to get him laughing but he's equally prepared to retaliate. Loves tickle fights. The only one he's really scared of is Wambus (a MEAN tickler), on the rare occasions he gets involved

Beffica - 6/10 - She would kill most people for trying. Catch her in a good mood though and she'll laugh with you. She has a couple death spots but they, like so much else, are her closely guarded secrets. Gets involved with tickle fights on occasion.

Wambus - 7/10 - Surprisingly ticklish and to begin with only Triffany knows. The vast majority of the time though he's the one doing the tickling. Heavens help anyone who tries it on this guy. He is a MEAN tickler and knows how to assertively dismantle anyone within arm's reach. When he is tickled, he just turns to moosh. Gets dragged into tickle fights on occasion and everyone runs.

Floofty - 4/10 - They are not particularly ticklish, and they don't particularly like it. They have a couple spots which in the right mood can get them giggling, even laughing, but in general they steel themselves against the sensation and power through. Doesn't get involved in tickle fights, but enjoys from afar and sometimes shouts out helpful hints to the others. Likes to tell everyone all Snorpy's worst spots and embarrassing stories from their childhood together. On very rare occasion they will have some tickles with certain others -

Would tickle: Snorpy, Chandlo, Gramble, Wiggle, Eggabell

Would be tickled by: Snorpy, Gramble, Eggabell

Gramble - 11/10 - This little acorn is EXTREMELY ticklish and kind of loves it, so long as it comes from a place of genuine love and care. For this reason he only really likes it from people he knows well. Tickle spots are everywhere, and he doesn't have much of a retaliation game, though he tries on occasion because he loves to hear his friends laugh and it's fun to test the waters. Always gets involved in the tickle fights, although half the time he hides from the get-go because he knows he's a goner if he gets caught. Sometimes you'll hear him laughing from the ranch because his snax are clambering all over him. One of the ways Wambus made things up to Gramble was deciding to tickle him silly during a whole-town tickle fight

Wiggle - 7/10 - Quite ticklish and loves to laugh. Will literally stand there and let you tickle her. Equally likes to be the tickler. She particularly enjoys chasing people down and tickling them. Sings while she does so. It's quite terrifying really. She's one of Gramble's main ticklers. Always gets involved in tickle fights

Cromdo - 5/10 - Averagely ticklish. He doesn't usually like to tickle or be tickled but on very rare occasion will get involved with tickle fights. Definitely leans more of a tickler. As with most things, he starts out with a somewhat cynical outlook, but with time starts to believe maybe he could be part of the town and community spirit he feels when they're all running around having fun

Triffany - 9/10 - Very ticklish and usually enjoys it so long as it doesn't go too far. Wambus often gives her little tickles to hear her laugh and smile. Generally doesn't like to be sneaked up on, but doesn't mind a bit of good-natured tickling. Often gets involved in tickle fights but usually as the one doing the tickling. Is very good at tickling others and not being caught, so usually a group of the other grumpuses have to team up to take her down

Chandlo - 6/10 - Fairly ticklish. Doesn't usually tickle one-on-one but loves tickle fights. Uses it as an excuse to make some gains, while hanging out with his friends. Likes to tickle Snorpy. Thinks it's funny that some people are insanely ticklish. Like Snorpy.

Snorpy - 11/10 - SO ticklish. Gets flustered easily. Loves being tickled but will protest it like his life depends on it. Cannot fight back, just kicks and rolls around and shouts. Chandlo knows what's what and often tickles him, especially those times when he needs a little intervention. Has a lot of fun during tickle fights. Average tickler, if a little tentative

Shelda - 7/10 - Quite a ticklish lady. Shelda doesn't particularly love it at first but as she gets to know everyone and becomes more comfortable being herself she starts to enjoy it more. Often gets roped into tickle fights as a ticklee to begin with. Then tries to grab ones who unsuspectingly run past her. Is a fairly good tickler. Will act as "The Great and Wise Shelda" sometimes while she's tickling a victim. Adds to the fun

Eggabell - 10/10 - Extremely ticklish little egg. Enjoys it but it can get too much. Lizbert likes to tickle her a lot, and so do her friends. Loves the tickle fights around town but is often the voice of reason if things start to get out of hand. Can also be a mean tickler when she wants to be. Likes to mess with the grumps who come in for check-ups

Lizbert - 8/10 - Very ticklish but definitely leans more of a tickler. Doesn't mind being tickled as part of the fun, but will win the upper hand in the end, and her retribution is real. Alongside Wambus, is the one to watch out for in a tickle fight

Clumby - 8/10 - Surprisingly ticklish and hates the fact. Will literally cremate you with her gaze for even suggesting you'd do such a thing

Alegander - 8/10 - Also very ticklish. Has forgotten because it's been so long. Would not remember what to do. Is always serious, even when laughing.

#bugsnax #tickling #headcanons #filbo fiddlepie #beffica winklesnoot #wambus troubleham #floofty fizzlebean #gramble gigglefunny #wiggle wigglebottom #chandlo funkbun #snorpy fizzlebean #cromdo face #triffany lottablog #shelda woolbag #clumby clumbernut #eggabell batternugget #lizbert megafig #alegander jamfoot

[mooshkat]

hi moosh! do you have any buck/tommy headcanons?

hmmm 🤔🤔

their first kiss, tommy had some facial hair growing out. i bet that, after the initial shock of oh that is facial hair scratching him, buck really likes the feeling + beard burn that comes from it 😏

i also think buck isn't really used to receiving aftercare, since in a traditional way, he's always been the man of the relationship and he's always been the one giving. it probably takes some getting used to to receive it from tommy

help me waste time at work

#katie.txt #carlos-tk

[dramaturgically-strong]

stupid headcanon: when Kendall first went to Stewy's parents' house as a sad little white kid, Stewy's aunties kept grabbing his face and saying "moosh bokhoradet" which means "cutie!" but literally, "a mouse should eat you." then Stewy's cousins all started calling him Moosh and still do whenever they see him. He won't let Stewy call him that but secretly he likes it.

#kenstewy #kendall roy #stewy hosseini #succession #farsi idioms #if you are a sad little white kid try and grow up at your persian best friend's house #it helps #i know that's a hamster but it gets the point across #stewy's parents call him Kendall joon #“kendall dear”

[jacks-obsessions]

Devil May Cry Collab

Hello, I’m Jack so let’s start things off. I was wondering if you guys would like to do a Devil May Cry writing collaboration as a little end of summer thing. If you’d like to join or just be friends message me. 

Here’s my discord: Dumbest of Asses#2524

@bluedynasty23 @rodeoxqueen @sakkajagga @queenmuzz @lady-of-spades @astral-space-dragon @mooshs-crack-headcanons @ramblingandwritings @yeetusdabussy @spectorings @floandroid @writingcore @polarisbibliotheque

#jack chat

[nakunakunomi]

Do you have any one piece writers you would recommend? The fandom's so big and its a lot to sift through, Im having a hard time finding anyone else who I enjoy

Hi anon!

I am not sure if I am the right person to ask this, I have not been reading a lot of OP content lately, and about 90% of my mutuals have quit, gone on hiatus, switched fandoms or deactivated entirely since I came back from Hiatus. I know there are a bunch of "newer" (at least for me) names on the scene but I have not been able to check out the majority of them.

However, I do not want to leave you hanging entirely so I'll list some names that I know of below, I am sure you'll find more things in their interactions, reblogs and collabs! Keep in mind that some of these are multifandom like me and may or may not be actively writing for OP at this very moment. (And I believe some of them may he on hiatus atm) Also, not all of them are taking requests (at all or just for now), but I am not sure if that's anything you're up for. Finally, some of these do write NSFW things occasionally, please be mindful and check headers in case that's something you do not want to see. They all write SFW too!

@some-piece @silenceofthecookies @quirkyseastone @sandpumpkin @nil-roronoa @doctorgerth @morefandomscenarios @eustasssimp @laws-hat-headcanons @laws-yellow-submarine @onepiece-writting-forest @mooshs-crack-headcanons

On hiatus/left/changed fandoms but has quite a library to read through: @madlymiho @opchickpea @misc-headcanons @one-piece-dumpster-fire @burnthoneymint @heyitsdoe

Oh and @library-of-ohara has a bunch of the "newer" writers I mentioned all working together, so there's both their collabing works as well as individual writers on there!

I am pretty sure I will have forgotten some people for which I am very sorry, might update this if i see more people while scrolling through my dash, although I do read/consume mostly non OP content these days!

To all the people tagged on here, I know I am no mutual with some of you so if you're uncomfortable being tagged lmk and ill delete it 🙈

Hope you can find some things to read! ♡

#hazel speaks #recommendations #hazel and frenz #anon asks

[the-golden-ghost]

WAIT I posted my Jevil Pet Headcanon but did I ever post my Spamton Pet Headcanon?

Spamton has a bunch of Maice. He tames them. He teaches them to do the Rat Theft Trick of Youtube fame.

There’s like 87 of them but they all have unique names (he can tell them apart. Somehow)

Their names include “Pookie” “run_file.exe” “Salami” “FReE GIFT” “Moosh” “Various Chemicals” “30% OFF washer dryers HURRY BEFoRE THEIR GONE” “Sniggles” “NO” “Bacon8er” “Janet” “Janet 2″ “Flopp E. Disk” and “Mr. Big”

#Deltarune #Spamton #he pretends he doesn't have a favorite. but Moosh is his favorite #also if anyone didn't see the Jevil one he has a tarantula

[mooshs-crack-headcanons]

Hihi! Couldn’t find if there was a cut off date, but if I’m not too late can I request Luffy (and Zoro) for 26, Ace and 21, or Nami and 25 (reader on top). Happy October!

Sure thing! Sorry this took so long though I'm glad to finally get around to it 😅

Day 21: Public Sex

(This work includes gender neutral!reader)

(NSFW under the cut as always)

You'd be surprised to know that this actually wasn't his idea at first.

Sure, he'd love to indulge you with teasing whether it be warm sugary kisses in passing while going through with your duties on the Moby dick, the lingering embraces that would last a few moments too long that'd earn wolf whistles and face reddening (mostly on him) comments that'd get you to to break and continue on whatever you were previously doing, or just the simple yet playful slaps on the ass that never fails to get the most cute yelps from the either of you whose on the receiving end that's usually always followed by a challenging glare to indicate the start of your playful 'game' that usually ends crowded up in a closet or vacant room somewhere going about it like rabbits.

Those were one thing, Ace thinks to himself, but this... in the middle of a crowded bar, filled to the brim with his Division roaring in song with their shanties and drink like they're the Red Haired crew over their hard victory over the marines, you sat on his lap as if he were nothing but a chair with tankard in hand singing along like nothings afoot while underneath the cloth of the table his buried balls deep inside you ...this is entirely next level.

He tries his best to keep a straight face for his crew but it's definitely hard as you shift and sing along to the Division's broken tune making every possible move you can make to grind down and squeeze around his cock you can, giving him the most conniving side eye glances as when the Division's the loudest and most distracted you full out bounce back on his cock a few times that gets the most ear pleasing growled out curse from him he stiffles under his breath as he presses his forehead against your back/in the crook of your shoulder (depending on your height)

Your hips grind and churn against him so nicely he swears he has to hold all self control not to let his entire body combust into flames, instead his hands abandon his hold on his drink to sloppily set it down on the table to slip under the table cloth to clutch onto your hips - trying his best to control your rhythm so he doesn't lose his fucking mind.

"You what you're fucking doing to me," He utters barely above a whisper but loud enough for you to hear, the desperation in his voice encourages a giggle from you.

"I thought you could take the heat?"

"Not when the heat fucking squeezes up my dick so fucking good like this," You quickly but smoothly, not to bring any attention, set down your drink to swoop down and hold at his hands. They're so warm as if they could literally turn into flames at any moment but they feel so good as you maneuver them down the skin of your thighs only inches above where your pants are pulled down so that he has excess to your hole and your sex in the first place. He touches you so nicely it makes your brain dizzy as his fingers move on their own to clasp around your pleasure making you have to bite at the inside of your cheek to keep your noise in.

"What? Can't take the heat?" He mocks your previous words. "Shut up."

Eventually, after a backwards and forwards cat and mouse game of teasing you both find yourself both at the breakage of your ends, both warm at the face and facade presented for the rest of your crew slowly bit by bit breaking.

Still no one has yet noticed - or at least they're choosing not to say anything as the continue on with their loud shanties and story tellings. Meanwhile you have to hide the fact that the bite down on your palm is the only thing keeping your whimpers and moans quiet and as for Ace, well at least with his narcolepsy he has an excuse to have been face first in your back/shoulder for so long - when in actuality he's breathing so heavy you'd think he's been running a marathon as he heaves warm breath across your weight accompanied by the most adorable low whines and whimpers of your mumbled name spoken under his breath like a mantra.

Thankfully its the loudest the bars been the moment when Ace comes - if it weren't for the sudden combustion of loud thunderous roaring laughter that followed with Deuce getting an entire barrel cask of whiskey dunked on him (poor guy) then the practically screamed out moan of your name could've easily been heard the moment his cock explodes his scolding come inside you, it also covers the sound of your other fist you weren't biting onto for dear life violently slams down on the table as you are seconds to follow as the filling of being so suddenly filled to the brim makes you death clench onto his prick as you come yourself light headed.

After everything calms down you don't even want to think of the mess that resides below the table cloth and the beat up material of the booth Ace sits himself on. You can't help but to squirm as the feeling sets in of the hyperawares of all the come stained on your thighs and dripping down your legs.

Oh this was going to be a bitch to cover up.

But you're dragged out of your thoughts as a hand finds its way to tug at your chin to pull you into a very sloppy kiss. Your body twists to accommodate him and your arms wrap around his neck to further melt yourself into it, seeping in as much afterglow as you can without it being too... obvious.

...which fails.

"Hey you two! Maybe save it for when you can get a room!" A voice cracks up over the bar and immediately you two separate with sinking gut feelings.

"Yeah! Or else we're get a show out of it!" Another teasingly cracks up roaring the entire bar in further laughter, you and Ace just both side eye each other nervously with a fake nervous chuckles to go along with the joke as you both can obviously feel come further dripping down both of your skin.

Ace's face flushes a hot red as a frown adorns his face he just hides by ducking back into your back/your shoulder while you try and unnoticeably pull up back your pants after pulling off of your boyfriend who only leaks more onto the cheek of your ass and with a quick kick to his ankle you encourage him to do the same by pulling himself back into his pants.

At least if you were further caught at this point you both wouldn't be exposed... now comes the next struggle how the hell are you both getting back to the ship undoubtedly with your clothes stained unnoticed?

If you like what you read please consider reblogging! It means the world for writers and artists!

Tagging list

@fire-fist-ann

The tagging list + how to be added to it.

#one piece #one piece x reader #portgas d. ace #portgas d. ace x reader #ace x reader #mine #moosh's 2021 kinktober #sin content #one piece smut #one piece headcanons

[likelyrowdy]

Rules: write the latest line from WIP and tag as many people as there are words in the line. Make a new post, don’t reblog.

Tagged by @blooddrop-palace

I just started working on this WIP again (which means I should really update my WIP Wednesday post). Let's see what we've got.

Airborne pathogens.

Well, that's a little underwhelming, huh?

Tagging @mooshs-crack-headcanons and @subarublue, in case you'd like to play.

#tag game #thanks for including me #my wip fic #wip wednesday

[mooshys]

hq + what they’d be like as lab partners

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the good, the bad, and the ugly when it comes to lab partners. honestly, your partner will either make or break the lab experience for you... so choose wisely! based off my time wasted away in a well ventilated lab.

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atsumu ➝ a walking nightmare in the lab. always goes “the lab doesn’t seem that bad” to his friends and then gets stuck on the first five steps. is the one that gets a 348% error after decanting and drying underneath the hood and then makes up a random number for the results just to get out on time. for the remainder of the semester, YOU’RE the one doing the lab and atsumu’s just an errand boy gathering the necessary supplies. always forgets to label his beakers and will mix up the water and the acid because of this... the TA despises him and will rip the glassware out of his hands and label it for him before going back to the bench. since you’re his lab partner, you get your lab graded harder by association

kita ➝ the lab saint. he actually knows what he’s doing because he read the lab the day before, made multiple notes and diagrams, and will ask questions during initial procedure breakdown. the professors love him and ask if he would be willing to share his lab notes as a sample for the next semester. keeps his bench incredibly clean and does a 50/50 split of the work to keep things fair (also tells you that it’s the best way to learn). if you’re confused with the process, he takes over and shows you how to properly do it, making sure to go slowly and asks you if you understand. never gets frustrated when things don’t work out, instead traces back his steps to see where he went wrong. his percent yield is always in the 90′s (a walking god amongst men). people are constantly telling you how lucky you are to have him as a lab partner as if you don’t already know

akaashi ➝ the smart lab partner who doesn’t care what you do as long as you two get the right data. he’s a pretty chill guy, but if you tend to be on the clumsier side, he’ll take note and be like “...maybe I should do this part” to be nice. kind of burnt out and it shows in lab when he puts on his lab coat backwards or when he grips his micropipette a little too tight. sighs a lot when heating up or cooling solvents (he despises how most of lab is just a waiting game). funniest in the driest way possible, and if you reciprocate his sense of humor, then he’ll hold you to a higher regard. you two meet up every week to finish writing up the lab reports because it’s easier to check calculations and create your reasonings together this way (won’t admit that he enjoys your company aloud)

osamu ➝ didn’t show up to the first lab because he switched majors right beforehand. said he gave up on pre-med. it’s only the second week of classes, osamu...

suna ➝ has his lab partner do all the work and goes “Ooooh neat” when recording the reactions (straight up writes “turned yellow” as an answer... like okay? at what temperature? did it bubble? was a visible gas released? how long did it take? he does the bare minimum). kind of never knows what’s going on in lab because he reads the procedure right before class, so he’s heavily reliant on his partner. if YOU don’t know what’s going on... then you’re both screwed. always forgets his lab coat and you have to text him 30 minutes before class to go get it. has a nice circle of friends who share their data with him, so he’ll copy it and show it to you when you’re stuck. honestly, the only reason why you guys are passing lab is because of the sheer generosity of others

futakuchi ➝ the smart asshole in lab. gets the job done, but he’s horrible to work with. makes sure he does everything as fast as possible because he wants to get out within the next hour... if the directions call for medium heat, he has the hot plate dialed to the highest setting; will shake up the test tubes himself if the centrifuge is busy; doesn’t care about cross contamination and uses the same wooden stirring stick throughout the lab (just leaves it lying on the bench... the bench he never sterilizes). always pressuring you to hurry the hell up when grabbing solvents from the TA. bosses you around all the time and will straight up do the lab by himself when he’s in a rush (says “I have plans after this” as if you dont?!). you two get a nice grade... but was it worth it?

kuroo ➝ great partner, the only flaw he has is that he cares way too much about every little detail. follows lab instructions to the T. handbook says to stir for ten minutes? you’re standing there with that stirring rod for exactly ten minutes. doing titrations and the professor says the color should be a pale pink? he’s watching every single drip and is questioning if the pink should be more vibrant or not. need 7mL of water? he’s checking the meniscus of the graduated cylinder, dumping and refilling until it’s a perfect 7mL. sweats whenever he uses the pastor pipettes. makes you nervous sometimes because his lab anxiety rubs off you. by the time you two are halfway done, the rest of the class already left. you guys are always the last to leave lab, but he makes up for this by buying you lunch

matsukawa ➝ poured water into sulfuric acid. did it in front of the TA, was automatically failed for the lab that week, and kicked out for the day. now you have to do the lab by yourself

hanamaki ➝ was the one who told matsukawa to pour water into sulfuric acid as a joke. felt so bad about it that he went after him. you end up doing the lab by yourself and you don’t share the data with him out of pettiness. he failed the lab that week

sugawara ➝ he’s a fun lab partner, but he plays too much. like no, stop, please keep that petri dish away from your mouth; that agar may look like jelly, but we just streaked it with e. coli... will act like a model student whenever the TA walks by, but as soon as they’re out of sight... he’s treating the lab like it’s a cooking mama mini game. pretends that the inoculating loop put over the bunsen burner is a stick with a marshmallow at the end. even though he messes around a lot, he still gets his work done. texts you cheesy lab jokes. at the end of the semester, he stole a couple pH strips as a souvenir for surviving lab together and will occasionally use them to test on the water from the school fountains (spoiler: he no longer drinks from the water fountains on campus) 

shirabu ➝ the TA. he was incredibly standoffish when he first introduced himself to the class, but really he’s just kind of awkward. knows when students copy data off of other people, but at this point he’s too tired to even care (he’s an undergrad TA, so he doesn’t get paid for being in the lab). can be kind of terrifying at points; he’ll be walking around to monitor students and will straight up ask “why are your hands shaking?” and “did you not read the lab before coming today?” when he sees you do something wrong, he’ll instantly correct you (you need to trash the micropipette tip RIGHT after you use it) in a stern manner. don’t cross him or else he’ll start grading your papers extra hard. someone wrote their phone number for him in their lab report once and he took points off for it

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#haikyuu #hq #haikyuu headcanons #no these lab partners really exist I'm not making this up #I pity you if you get stuck with atsumu or suna lmao #atsumu #kita #akaashi #osamu #suna #futakuchi #kuroo #matsukawa #hanamaki #sugawara #shirabu #moosh headcanons #this is so random my bad I just thought it would be so funny #also idk if it's just my lab but if you pour water into acid and the TA/professor catches you #then u get kicked out Lmao #build up those good habits #this is a mix of chem bio and molcell lab sorry I initially just wanted it to be chem lab lmao #I would say futakuchi's the worst lab partner but at least you don't have to worry about ur grade lol #q

[rodeoxqueen]

Dante, Vergil, and V Watching One Piece With Their Male S/O

Howdy, 

This is a surprise gift-fic for @mooshs-crack-headcanons. Paul, if you are reading this, *socially-distanced cowboy kisses*. For my lone rangers who don’t watch One Piece, get on that horse because this show is fantastic. 

-Rodeo

Dante 

“Alright, I’ll watch it with you.” He says, coming over to your place on Cavaliere. He doesn’t really watch that much TV. Mind you, he doesn’t pay the internet and cable bill anyway. 

Dante has a really bad attention span for keeping up with shows. However, One Piece always has flashbacks to the previous scenes and he can always catch back up after spacing out.

 He never remembers the names. He just calls them by their hair color or powers. 

He likes Shanks and Ace a lot. He relates to the older and carefree Shanks and of course he loves that fiery cowboy. (When you-know-what happens, he actually starts sobbing. )

“I can tell why you like this show’s characters so much.” 

“Why’s that?” He gestures to his own chest and Zoro’s bare torso.

“You like man boobs, don’t you babe?” He teases. You smack him on the left tit. 

He really loves the zany chaotic scenes in the show, such as Luffy just grabbing his friends and catapulting them somewhere. The absurd humor really gets him laughing, such as when Zoro, Nami, Brook, and Kinomon are running around in Punk Hazard. 

“Wow, that was a lot for one arc.” 

“Wait till we get to the 900th episode-” 

“W H A T.” 

His brain explodes at the Wano arc. 

“I connected the lines-”

“You didn’t connect shit.” 

 He will make up his own attack names.  

“Gomu gomu no…...getting a beer.” He laughs as he pops open a Bud Light. 

“Gomu gomu no….smacking my boyfriend on the ass!” You hate that one. 

All in all, he loves the show and watching it with you.

Vergil 

Vergil doesn’t know why you agreed to sit down and watch so many hours of One Piece. However, it gives him an opportunity to hold you as he reads his poetry book. 

Eventually, the crackhead nature of the show distracts him and he ends up watching it with you. 

He actually gets really into the lore of the show. The poneglyphs and the origin of the devil fruits are fascinating concepts to him. 

“Of course you’d be into the devil fruits, Vergil.” You scoff as he gently traces your neck. 

“Don’t forget who’s your king.” He snarks back, smirk dropping as Luffy shouts another ridiculous attack name. 

“He sounds like my idiot brother.” Vergil gripes as you refill your glass.

There’s a lot going on in this show, a lot of action and a lot of slapstick humor. He has a blank stare but it’s because he’s trying to read into everything. 

Vergil remembers all the characters’ names, but forgets their faces. The opposite of his brother. 

The fight scenes are very interesting. He always gazes at the sword fights with this intensity, scrutinizing what the characters can do. 

He probably tries a couple moves like Law’s Room and Zoro’s One Sword Style. He doesn’t know what a weab is but still assaults Dante when he calls him that. 

One time you caught his doppelganger doing Franky’s “Super” pose and you laughed so hard you cried and slid down a wall, unable to stand up. He tries to convince you it never happened. It definitely happened. 

He tries not to be emotional when he learns about the Donquixote brothers’ backstory. One brother giving everything for power, the other brother fighting against him? Where has he heard this before? 

He likes how One Piece gives these powerful, top dog characters such riveting although sometimes strange backstories. It’s humanizing and validating. 

Vergil attempts not to show that Mihawk is his favorite. 

“He’s the most reasonable one here. It is relatable.” He argues. 

“Yeah, just like you, he also has a punk goth child with an attitude.” You point to Perona on the screen.

“Foolishness.” He says endearingly. 

It’s a decent show. He always knows where you guys left off, no matter what. 

V

V loves hearing about what makes you passionate. So when you talk about this pirate show, he offers to watch it with you. 

Next thing you know, he’s just blown away at how this show is about pirates but strays so far from that historical period. 

“My love, there is a pink birdman-” 

“Yeah, that’s just the tip of this iceberg.” 

Griffon joins you in your escapades, Shadow not caring to do anything but cuddle the two of you. 

V appreciates a good backstory and inner monologue. Connecting the plot points and character motive allows him to tolerate the moments of excessive fanservice. 

“I would ponder why anyone would consider this appropriate. This does not move the plot in any way.” 

“Yeah, straight people are crazy.” 

“Agreed.” 

Griffon loves Doflamingo. So, so much. V, on the other hand, prefers Basil Hawkins and Law.

“Gee, I wonder why.”

Law’s tattooed and sarcastic, Basil mysterious and poetic. Those two are literally your boyfriend’s fusion. He’s also white-blonde and black-haired too. What a coincidence. 

Law’s backstory gets V a little bit under the weather. It’s a bit too relatable for him. Luckily, you’re there to comfort him.

“But look! After everything, Law got a lot of friends and crewmates who would do anything for him, and a giant polar bear.” 

“Yes, you’re right. I have my family and darling muse right by my side.” Griffon squawks as Shadow raises her head and grumbles with disapproval. 

“Hey, asshole-” 

“And yes, my panther familiar and pestering chicken,” V smirks. 

V appreciates the show and once in a while, he will laugh at a well-placed joke. 

All in all, the boys have fun watching One Piece. It’s slapstick but handles social topics and tragic backstories with such grace. Although some points are oddly too relatable or hit a soft spot for these Spardas, it makes them feel like Oda actually understands them in a distant way. 

#vergil x reader #vergil headcanons #vergil sparda #Vergil x male reader #male reader #dante x reader #dante x male reader #dante headcanons #v headcanons #dmc headcanons #dmc5 v headcanons #devil may cry imagines #gift fic #love you moosh #v x male reader #one piece

[kingsofneon]

spicy thot of the day: sabo dragging marco onto a throne. 👌 👌

SECONDARY SPICE: sabo putting marco on his knees in front of a throne. 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌 👌

#headcanons #mmm i just like thrones ok....decadance #im also SO sleepy groans #i wanna write more but my brain is moosh