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phantom-of-the-keurig · 5 months
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Sometimes I regret naming my dog after one of the go to clone twinks / bottoms because now I constantly gotta read about my dog getting railed in the barracks
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beansoup-chilli · 2 months
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What if I turned your lil guy into an adult?
Hm? whatcha gonna do bout it? Cry? Good
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Manifesting summer with this pink.
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benegesseritofficial · 5 months
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Shamelessly stolen off facebook
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And transmasc version I made because it's scarily accurate
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blissfuldirtbag · 8 months
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Everyone's like never forget and I'm like can I forget I made a mistake a year ago on this date xd
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saturday-eve · 9 months
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I like to think I have mellowed out compared to 10 years ago thanks a fkn lot facebook memories. 🙄
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elrondsscribe · 10 months
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Ok so. In rapid succession:
Beyah and Samson almost kiss in the sea
Beyah gets stung by a jellyfish
Samson Helps Do Something about the venom
Beyah’s dad punches Samson because he mistakenly thinks Samson is assaulting Beyah
Beyah’s dad and stepmom are all “just be safe about s*x ok”
The whiplash the whole sequence gave me … it feels surreal that these romances are happening with nineteen-year-olds. Or okay, Beyah is nineteen and Samson appears to be Somewhat Older. Fuck this, why’d I do this to myself.
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happyheidi · 1 year
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. ig: bopeep_valaisblacknose
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lesbiciousbeginnings · 5 months
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Found “mine own pussy poppeth sev’rely” in the wild and I could not leave him behind
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mizandria · 10 days
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people make fun of the "oh you only hate her because she's a WOMAN" crazy feminist mentality but yeah actually you guys do only hate her because she's a woman a lot of times. for every hated female tv character there's ten male tv characters who are a million times worse and still given at least the "intriguing morally grey character" treatment if not straight up praise. for every hated female celebrity in real life there's one hundred famous men who have done worse and don't get half the hate she does. for every hated female politician, for every hated female historical figure, for the women you know in real life and on and on.
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bet-on-me-13 · 5 months
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Danny goes on Vacation and leaves his job to his Co-workers
So! Danny hasn't had a break from his Hero Career since the day he turned into a Ghost. He has been constantly fighting battle after battle against his worst enemies one after the other.
Even after joining the Justice League, he didn't really have a chance to take a break. He never really asked for help because it didn't seem like a big enough deal to bother them with. He just kept on working.
Until the day he accidently mentioned this to one of his Co-workers, and they practically Force him to take a Vacation.
He has been fighting Crime, nearly every single day since he was 14, with at most a day or two in between battles for all that time, and he is now entering his 20's. They are horrified that he never asked them for help, no matter how easy the job may have been.
After a while of convincing him, they eventually get him to agree to tale a Month-Long Vacation.
He actually gets really excited after he agrees, and he is planning on exploring deep space for the entire month. He is actually really looking forwards to it now, and seeing this everyone who volunteered to take over his Patrols all promise that they will absolutely not bother him until the trip is done.
So, Danny leaves for his Vacation and the other Heroes set up shop in Amity Park.
Danny left them instructions on how to deal with Ghosts, how to pacify specific Rogues, and how to sent them back to the Ghost Zone when they are done. They feel like they are fairly well prepared for their Month Long Mission, especially since Danny described it as a very easy job.
Then the first Rogue Attack happened.
The team dispatched there, made up of a few mid-level JLA Members and some JLD Members for safe measure, takes nearly an Hour to defeat the Ghost. And they barely manage it.
They are surprised at how hard it is, but are even more surprised when they find out that the "Box Ghost" is labeled as a Low-Level Nuisance.
So, they call in a few higher level members to help. They do not want to interrupt Danny's Vacation.
Then they have to call in more JLA members, and again, and again.
By the time Danny managed to get back from his Vacation, the Founding Members and all JLD have been called in.
He thanks then for the opportunity to finally have a break.
Danny: Seriously, thanks guys. This was the best break I've had in years.
JLA: *out of breath and haggard* yeah dude...no problem...let me just sit down for a minute...whew!
Danny: Oh, I can't wait for the next time I can go on vacation!
JLA: *looking like this: 😐* ...yeah sure bro...
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cryptidinlaw · 2 months
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Huskerdust text posts
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laddertek · 29 days
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✨Romance✨
Etho: Uhm, I'm gonna be here for...thirty minutes...just looking in your eyes... Zed: ...only thirty? 🥺
Check out Zed's extended hermit reactions to his villager riding a chicken on ZedaphPlays2!
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itty-bitty-sunshine · 1 month
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Fazbear Entertainment did not program him to deal with that
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lazylittledragon · 3 months
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did somebody say dadkarios
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My formal apology 
Looking back at my previous thirsting for Eddie Munson posts I would like to formally apologize to everybody’s eyes that had to read that.
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