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phantom-of-the-keurig · 3 months
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Sometimes I regret naming my dog after one of the go to clone twinks / bottoms because now I constantly gotta read about my dog getting railed in the barracks
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beansoup-chilli · 15 days
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What if I turned your lil guy into an adult?
Hm? whatcha gonna do bout it? Cry? Good
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piratesofhyrule · 2 years
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For my birthday, enjoy this very gay scene
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languor-em · 2 years
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It is nearly two in the morning and life is very difficult, but I'm finally back on my meds so we shall see how things pan out from here as Ron desperately tries to get their life together again and reach out to the people they love
In other news: I'm rewatching Trollhunters rn and Angor Rot has once again taken over my whole brain. Morally Grey comfort characters go brrr
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deni-means-flor · 2 years
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I shouldn't have deleted my old Tumblr
I shouldn't have deleted my old fanfics
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blissfuldirtbag · 6 months
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Everyone's like never forget and I'm like can I forget I made a mistake a year ago on this date xd
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saturday-eve · 7 months
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I like to think I have mellowed out compared to 10 years ago thanks a fkn lot facebook memories. 🙄
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benegesseritofficial · 3 months
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Shamelessly stolen off facebook
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And transmasc version I made because it's scarily accurate
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elrondsscribe · 9 months
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Ok so. In rapid succession:
Beyah and Samson almost kiss in the sea
Beyah gets stung by a jellyfish
Samson Helps Do Something about the venom
Beyah’s dad punches Samson because he mistakenly thinks Samson is assaulting Beyah
Beyah’s dad and stepmom are all “just be safe about s*x ok”
The whiplash the whole sequence gave me … it feels surreal that these romances are happening with nineteen-year-olds. Or okay, Beyah is nineteen and Samson appears to be Somewhat Older. Fuck this, why’d I do this to myself.
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happyheidi · 11 months
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. ig: bopeep_valaisblacknose
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lesbiciousbeginnings · 3 months
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Found “mine own pussy poppeth sev’rely” in the wild and I could not leave him behind
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bet-on-me-13 · 3 months
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Danny goes on Vacation and leaves his job to his Co-workers
So! Danny hasn't had a break from his Hero Career since the day he turned into a Ghost. He has been constantly fighting battle after battle against his worst enemies one after the other.
Even after joining the Justice League, he didn't really have a chance to take a break. He never really asked for help because it didn't seem like a big enough deal to bother them with. He just kept on working.
Until the day he accidently mentioned this to one of his Co-workers, and they practically Force him to take a Vacation.
He has been fighting Crime, nearly every single day since he was 14, with at most a day or two in between battles for all that time, and he is now entering his 20's. They are horrified that he never asked them for help, no matter how easy the job may have been.
After a while of convincing him, they eventually get him to agree to tale a Month-Long Vacation.
He actually gets really excited after he agrees, and he is planning on exploring deep space for the entire month. He is actually really looking forwards to it now, and seeing this everyone who volunteered to take over his Patrols all promise that they will absolutely not bother him until the trip is done.
So, Danny leaves for his Vacation and the other Heroes set up shop in Amity Park.
Danny left them instructions on how to deal with Ghosts, how to pacify specific Rogues, and how to sent them back to the Ghost Zone when they are done. They feel like they are fairly well prepared for their Month Long Mission, especially since Danny described it as a very easy job.
Then the first Rogue Attack happened.
The team dispatched there, made up of a few mid-level JLA Members and some JLD Members for safe measure, takes nearly an Hour to defeat the Ghost. And they barely manage it.
They are surprised at how hard it is, but are even more surprised when they find out that the "Box Ghost" is labeled as a Low-Level Nuisance.
So, they call in a few higher level members to help. They do not want to interrupt Danny's Vacation.
Then they have to call in more JLA members, and again, and again.
By the time Danny managed to get back from his Vacation, the Founding Members and all JLD have been called in.
He thanks then for the opportunity to finally have a break.
Danny: Seriously, thanks guys. This was the best break I've had in years.
JLA: *out of breath and haggard* yeah dude...no problem...let me just sit down for a minute...whew!
Danny: Oh, I can't wait for the next time I can go on vacation!
JLA: *looking like this: 😐* ...yeah sure bro...
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lazylittledragon · 1 month
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did somebody say dadkarios
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shetheyslain · 2 months
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Having a post blow up stats
5,087 people are mad at you due to lack of reading comprehension
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My formal apology 
Looking back at my previous thirsting for Eddie Munson posts I would like to formally apologize to everybody’s eyes that had to read that.
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kizzer55555 · 5 months
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The power of hotdogs
Danny is running to Gotham to escape the GIW. As he’s running into an alleyway, he crashes into non other than condiment king who proceeds to attack and hits the GIW goons behind him. This absolutely terrifies them due to the fact that their prestigious white clothes will be stained. The fact that he has people running in terror gives Condiment king a giddy feeling so he proceeds to chase them around Gotham.
Thus starts Danny’s constant exploits of running to condiment king when he’s being chased and the rogue scarring the living daylights out of the GIW. They develop nightmares and Condiment king starts developing new concoctions that will specifically stain clothes and never come out. Mwa ha ha!
Eventually, Danny gets adopted by the rogue and becomes his sidekick. Now, when people learned that condiment king got a new sidekick, they laughed. Who in their right mind would want to mentor under him. They believed that this was some poor sob who was down on their luck and truly desperate. That or some weirdo like the ‘king’ himself.
But they didn’t understand.
They didn’t understand that they should never have let Danny Fenton (known as Phantom) become Condiment King’s sidekick.
Danny knows how to animate hotdogs and other foods to create an army. Danny knows intimately about the secret nasty burger sauce that is capable of powerful explosions of you heat it up. Danny has knowledge in the usage and how to build various weaponry designed to shoot or even be powered by green sludge (which can easily be replaced by ketchup, mustard, or relish).
And he hasn’t even shown Gotham his power-set yet. No one knows why he calls himself phantom. For all they know, he’s just a normal (terrifying) human.
Everyone blames the GIW for this mess.
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