#my husband is the best<3

[thespermdonorstorylineisstupid]

My husband's thoughts on last nights gay po---- sorry no last night's 911 episode:

(these might be jumbled and not at all in order also these are hella approximated quotes from what i remember him saying or doing)

truly thought Buck being able to do math the funniest thing -- he is a dumb Buck truther and lover<3

"Be gay, do crime" -> i mean that basically sums up all of the buddie energy this episode

"WHORE!" @ eddie is that turtle neck. i definitely rubbed off on him with this lol i call eddie a whore almost every day<3

"this is a date????? like if I didn't know better or know this show better, I'd be date night<3" -> he is not wrong. poker date night canon confirmed

we are both deeply confused by the coupon scam and don't understand the logistics of this crime. it is not nearly as clear as scamming your coworkers with your boyfriend's new cognitive abilities

THE LOOKS THAT EDDIE WAS GIVING BUCK ALL NIGHT -> "OKAY THIS IS GAY EDDIE!" i think he actually shouted at the tv lmao i literally showed him a gifset this morning and he just laughed bc it is so obvious that eddie is down bad for buck

#my husband is the best<3 #i made my husband a buddie stan #<- that's my tracking tag i guess??? #911 fox #buddie #eddie diaz #evan buckley #i will try to be more structure with this in the future

[jakexneytiri]

Hi, I can request a family life with husband! neteyam x reader, after 2 movies, please long if you agree

hii!!

you sure can! this was so cute to write and i’m in love with dad!neteyam. i hope this is what you had in mind, anon!<3

forever & always

⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰ ⊱✿⊰

it’s been ten years since you and your husband first mated. neteyam was madly in love with you, that love only growing stronger over the years. he could never get enough of you, never keep his hands off of you. you have four children to prove it, and you’re pregnant with your fifth.

neteyam arranged an entire ceremony to be held tonight for your anniversary. the clan spent the entire day preparing, harvesting fruits, hanging bioluminescent plants for light, and gathering old twigs and dead plants to be used for the main fire.

in your hut, things were absolute chaos. you were waiting for neteyam to return home, he had “a few more things to set up” for the party. your children couldn’t contain themselves, excitedly running around your shared hut readying themselves for the evening.

your oldest, tsantu, you hardly ever had to worry about. he was very independent, and rarely asked for your assistance. he was all ready for the ceremony, wearing his special arm cuff he crafted, with neteyam’s help.

“mom, do you need help?”

“would you please help your brother with his necklace? that would be a big help.” you place a kiss on the top of his head, as he nods and goes to help his brother.

your second born, se’ayl, was calm and reserved like her older brother. however, she was sassy from time to time, with both you and neteyam. she definitely picked up the habit from aunt kiri, who she adored.

“se’ayl? do you have your feathers on yet?” you ask, glancing over at her.

“ugh, do i have to wear those?” she groans, taking a deep breath in just to sigh it out.

“yes, flower. your father wants everyone to wear them tonight. aunty kiri will be wearing hers, too.” you say in an excited tone, hoping it will cheer her up.

“really? she is??” excitement lights up on her face, as she quickly goes to change into them.

your third, txonuk, was your occasionally rebellious child, sometimes outspoken, making neteyam be the bad guy when he needed to be punished, but you loved him nonetheless.

“let’s see your necklace, txonuk!” you say excited, kneeling down to take a look.

he lifts his chin upwards, so you can get a good look at the newly placed necklace.

“what a very handsome young man you are.” you say, as he giggles.

“mama, i’m not a man, i’m just a boy!” he yells, waving his arms around dramatically.

“oh, forgive me! what a very handsome young boy you are.” he wraps his arms around your leg, giggling into it.

“mama! mama!” nima interrupts, holding her new feathers up to your face. “these pwease!”

nima, your youngest, was one of the main reasons you lost sleep at night. she’s very shy around people she doesn’t know, but very comfortable with her siblings. she finds comfort in you and neteyam, to her, you both are her sun and moon. you often find her in the middle of the night curled up in between you and neteyam, from the “bad dreams” she has. (she has bad dreams almost every night. it’s just an excuse to be closer to you both).

“these ones?” you question, holding them up. “they’re very pretty, little love. do you need help putting them on?”

“noooo! i do it!” she giggles as she runs off to the other side of the hut.

just then, the flap to your hut opened, revealing your beloved husband.

“iiiiiiiit’s dad!” neteyam says, causing all four children to burst into a fit of giggles.

“where are my five wonderful children?” he asks, looking around the hut even though they’ve all ran right to his feet, apart from nima.

txonuk gives a confused look to both se’ayl and tsantu. whispering, he asks “five? but, there’s only…” and he begins counting on his fingers. “there’s only 4 of us!”

tsantu shakes his head, whispering back “he’s talking about the baby in momma’s belly, skxawng.”

“hmmmm, one!” neteyam says, placing a kiss to tsantu’s head.

“and there’s two!” kissing the top of se’ayl’s head.

“dad! dad i’m right here!” txonuk says, pointing to himself.

“oh, there’s three!” neteyam chuckles as he places a kiss to txonuk’s head.

“now, where’s my number four?”

nima runs over, her arm stuck in the air from her necklace being on wrong.

“daddy, i’m stuck!” she pouts, her little eyes filling with tears.

neteyam kneels, fixing her necklace and freeing her arm, kissing the top of her head.

“there’s my #4. no need for tears, babygirl. are those new feathers?”

she giggles, and squeals “yes!” before running away.

glancing over to you now, neteyam stands, arms open wide.

“looking for #5?” you question, moving your swollen belly closer to his grasp.

“ah, my #5.” he kisses your belly gently, before snaking his arms around your waist, lips to your ear as he says

“hi, mama. looking beautiful, as always.”

“hi.” you smile, kissing your mate, which earns a collective “ewwwww!” from your children.

you both laugh, as neteyam covers your face in kisses. forehead, cheeks, chin, neck, ears, anywhere he could reach, he’d kiss.

“daddy, that’s GWOSS!” nima shouts, covering her eyes.

“well, good thing aunty kiri, *kiss* uncle lo’ak, *kiss* and aunty tuk tuk *kiss* are waiting outside for you four, *kiss* because i have a loooot more *kiss* kisses for *kiss* mama!” he says, kissing you again, chuckling against your skin.

they squeal and run out of the hut, to be met with their favorite aunts and uncle. you stand in the doorway of your hut, neteyam’ standing behind you as one arm is wrapped around your waist, the other holding the flap to your hut open.

“sooo, are you guys coming with us now or-“ lo’ak asks, just to be cut off by neteyam.

“no. you go ahead, we’ll be there soon.”

kiri takes se’ayl’s hand, while tuk takes nima’s, as they start to head to the celebration. lo’ak takes tsantu’s in one, and txonuk’s in the other.

lo’ak rolls his eyes, muttering “keep it in your loincloth, would ya.”

although he mumbled, neteyam still heard him.

“have you SEEN my mate? how on pandora would i do that?”

lo’ak groans, walking away, yelling “get a room, you two!”

“we’re trying!!” neteyam yells back before closing the flap to your hut.

#my first anon <3 #daddy neteyam comin your way! #the best husband #neteyam x reader #neteyam x omaticaya!reader #neteyam x y/n #dad!neteyam #daddy neteyam #neteyam smut #neteyam sully smut #neteyam sully #neteyam #lo’ak sully #kiri sully #tuktirey sully #neteyam sully x you #neteyam sully x reader #neteyam sully x y/n #neteyam x you #neteyam x na'vi!reader #dilf!neteyam

[rochenn]

in a time before time ...

#HAPPY GOOD OMENS WEEK EVERYONE #can't wait to lose my mind over them <3 #good omens #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #my art #i'm forever weak for aziraphale starting out as a warrior and crowley being a cosmic architect in the very beginning #it just kills me in the best way possible #THE 28TH CANNOT COME FAST ENOUGH

[ju5t4h0tp3r50nl0l]

Ok, but this fanart!!!

I've been staring at this art by @krazyy_art for at least 5h !! Oh. my. god. I'm in love with modern Arthur Morgan. Look at his tummy!! 😫🩵

(Again, not my art.)

#arthur #arthur morgan #daddy #dad bod #tummy #look at him #look at his face #look at his little face #my husband #my bf (real) #my bf <3 #my bf is the best #i love arthur morgan #morgan #rdr2 arthur #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #red dead redemption arthur #red dead fandom #red dead redemption two #red dead redemption 2 #red dead redemption fanart #cowboy #cowboys #modern au #not my art #omg hes so pretty #so hot omg #omg he looks so good #omg help

[fellshish]

Do you think Crowley or Aziraphale have ever drunk dialed each other and said something a little too flirty or honest or stupid?

What if he hasn’t yet, but in the new season crowley leaves the most pathetic, wet cat, blubbering mess, heartfelt message on aziraphale’s heavenly answering machine and the metatron gets to it first and erases it

#my asks #good omens #good omens speculation #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #i got your other ask about drunk praying but idk if it works that way? and i like this physical calling best anyway <3

[peachsayshi]

the thing about a second chance romance with nanami is that he knows he was young when he fell in love with you. he knows it shouldn’t mean anything after all these years. he knows how badly it ended, because he still carries that guilt inside him as a man. he knows that he doesn’t have the right to ask for your heart again. he knows that you’re both different people now. 

and still, he can’t stop looking at you like he’s seventeen again. can’t stop dropping his eyes to your mouth with curiosity at the possibility of a kiss. can’t stop his heart from racing when you say his name with a familiarity that only you both can understand. can’t stop wondering if there’s anyone else who is taking up space in your heart. can’t stop himself from taking another shot when he realizes that you are the missing piece of what makes his life whole. 

#nanami thirst hours #husband nanami kento <3 #UGHH #my brain has so many ideas #and I can't focus on completing just one!! #so I am going to dump them all on here #and hope for the best #peach fic ideas.🧡

[barely-gettin-bi]

frantically violently rapidly switching between

AAAAGHGGHHGGHH INEFFABLE HUSBANDS

and

AAAGGHGHGHH INEFFABLE BUREAUCRACY

#they consume my every waking thought #screaming sobbing crying about crowley and aziraphale #cheering shouting beaming about beelzebub and gabriel #so many emotions #i need to be sedated #going insane bouncing off the walls chewing on the furniture setting myself on fire #losing my mind over these queer supernatural entities #i need season 3 now #now now now #neil gaiman you are my best friend and my worst enemy #s2e6 is an emotional rollercoaster #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens s2e6 #ineffable husbands #ineffable bureaucracy #go2 #aziraphale #crowley #gabriel #beelzebub

[delicatepoets]

on undying friendships for @fightingdragonswithwho​ <3

graceland too - phoebe bridgers / daisy jones and the six / leonard cohen - boygenius / a league of their own (2022) / a little life - hanya yanagihara / ladybird (2017) / the seven husbands of evelyn hugo - taylor jenkins reid

#graceland too #daisy jones and the six #djats #boygenius #a leauge of their own #aloto #a little life #ladybird #tshoeh #the seven husbands of evelyn hugo #on undying friendships in honor of one of MY undying friendship! 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘 #ana my sweet baby love!!!!!!! a little post about friendships that are all consuming in media that we’ve consumed together! #honorable mention: the entirety of ribs by lorde <3 (tumblr didn’t let me add it ):< i can’t win?!!) #these remind me of you or the essays we’ve insanely written about them! <3 #(i wanted to include succession bcs who are we without the roys……………. but they aren’t that kind so we’ll keep them in mind <3) #from our mirrorball book club to swapping playlists and hyper analyzing tv shows and movies and assigning characters super specific songs!! #the way you take one for the team and absolutely WRECK your sleep schedule just so we can scream about things at the same time 😭😭 #you are just such a light!!!!!!!!!!!!! i love you so bad bestie!!!! 💘💝💞💗💓💖💝💗💓💞 #i hope that you have the best day and that everyone holds doors open for you today and is so tooth rotting sweet to you!!!!! as you deserve! #ALWAYS!!! 💓💝💞💗💘💞💗💝 #everyone say ‘happy birthday’ to ana NOWWWWWW 🫵🤨 #💗💝💞💓💘💖💓💞💗💝💘💗 happy birthday my sweet sweet sweet bestie loml and fav meme maker! 💝💗💞💖💓💘💖💞💞💗 #web.m #web weaving #qp

[theoddino]

*Rises from the grave*

coUgh so uh, I keep forgetting I have a new Tumblr blog now... Whoopsies!!

Please take my silly arts as sorry

I've also fallen greatly for the ship CornYaoi in the past few weeks soooo maybe look out for a fic of it from me in the future! :>

#I freaking love this little yeehaw star man and his gay vampire husband #Dalv and Starlo my beloveds <3 #Also sun. Can't forget him. My silly jester goob #Uty #starlo uty #uty dalv #corn yaoi #Fnaf sun #<- only using that tag bc I don't feel like tagging the whole dca fandom on a post primarily with UTY art akfhjsjcjs #starlo x dalv #There's probably only like 4 corn yaoi fics on ao3 I need this to be changed so I'm taking things into my own hands #I promise I'll try my best to fully write that fic. Even if I've never actually posted one before #My art

[nastasya--filippovna]

WHAT A DAY to be alive and a Good Omens fan.

this is ethereal and ineffable.

WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spread chocolates and Eccles cakes amongst all and let there be joy unbounded.

#good omens #give me season 3 or give me death #season 3 it is then #just this once everybody lives #neil gaiman #you beautiful bastard #crowley #aziraphale #michael sheen #david tennant #ineffable husbands #we're back baby #can i get a wahoo #this is the best day of my life

[thespermdonorstorylineisstupid]

the medication im on rn makes it so i can't drink AT ALL so kyle got me topo chico so i still have joy in my life lmao he's so nice

#chriss is just talking today #my husband is the best<3

[pinkmirth]

i’d give redhead!jason todd the best night of his entire fucking life

#i love skunk stripe jay . . . but THIS? #oh it’s so much better. that ginger stubble is the best thing that’s ever happpened to him #i wanna ride his prison-grade jumpsuit wearing thigh #jasonnnnn my dearest fugitive husband <3 #୨୧ — mira yaps! #❥ — jason! #— (dc!) #red hood #jason todd #❥ — rambles!

[transmechanicus]

This is a projection of limited personal experience but there’s a type of poly person who realistically shouldn’t be in more than one relationship due to time, emotional availability, mental health, etc and just decides to try for like five relationships in a doomed quantity-over-quality approach and i think a large concentration of these ppl in one area is partly why Portland and an increasingly large surrounding exclusion zone is That Way

#my stuff #twice now i’ve been broken up with by partners wanting to pursue polyamory #and then afterwards it becomes apparent that for multiple reasons they can barely maintain like 1 romance and a couple acquaintances #and that romance is someone they’ve got Locked In and have considerable leeway to basically neglect to varying degrees while they grab more #like goddam if your life is so busy and stressful that your husband is a glorified roommate and you talk to like 3 other ppl once a month #perhaps you are not in the best place to pursue at least two additional partners #i do believe poly ppl are capable of finding happiness but you gotta be able to actively maintain one good relationship before more

[merakiui]

How is it that every time you write something, a ramble, a passing thought, a mention, of Trey I am reduced to a giddy mess. And for every post you make of him, you make me realise what my ideal man is and how down bad I am for this man. Idk maybe I'm in the same boat as you and it's because he's actually cunning and manipulative behind his "you can rely on me" exterior. Ugh he's so frustratingly hot. People believe that he's the "I'll have your daughter back by 10" type of guy, and he can be, but he's also the type of guy to call your parents and go "sorry I didn't bring them back earlier, it's been really busy lately, I promise to have them back tomorrow morning" and your parents wouldn't suspect a thing cause they know how responsible Trey is so of course they're okay with leaving you in good hands, all while said man is pounding into you, smiling down at your fucked out expression when he hangs up the phone. Now you two have the entire night to yourselves, all with your parents'permission :)

YES OMG...... it's actually so embarrassing how one mere thought of Trey is enough to have me doubled over. OTL I am down atrocious for him. He is the only twst guy who I would let knock me up in a heartbeat, even if his intentions are to baby-trap. Not even Azul has that power over me. This is just the Trey Effect. >_< I think it might be due to how smooth he is??? How the concept of domestic bliss applies so nicely to him. How completely safe and "normal" he appears compared to the other more suspicious individuals in the twst cast. How seamlessly he can manipulate you without appearing so obvious about it. He seems so sweet and caring and responsible (and he is), but he's also incredibly sneaky and you wouldn't even realize it.

Aaaaaa orz he absolutely is the type of boyfriend to keep you out past curfew and then use the excuse that the both of you were having so much fun that you didn't even realize the time had passed so quickly. But Trey's family is very trustworthy, as is Trey himself, so your parent(s) or guardian(s) can rest well knowing you're in good hands for the evening. And those hands are very good, so good at working you open, at prying your lips apart so you can suck on his fingers, at gripping your hips when he bottoms out in one thrust that has you seeing stars.

He's the type to fuck you just hours before your wedding, promising he'll be quick and it won't be too messy, competing with time just for the fun thrill of it. And he'll tease you with little things of what he'll do to you on your honeymoon, where the two of you can pick up where you left off just before the ceremony. >:)

Omg and if you're staying at the Clovers' house, you have to be quiet when he fucks you so you won't wake his siblings or his parents who are sleeping just a few doors down. AAAAAAA he brings you down to the bakery and fucks you against the counter so you can be just a little louder. You might assume he would be so boring and vanilla from a first glance assessment, but appearances are often deceiving. Trey continues to surprise and amaze.

#twisted chit chat #n/sfw #i need him. i need him so carnally on every surface in every position #this takes me back to when i first started simping for azul after realizing 'wait a moment... oooo he's actually very fine' #my third eye has opened yet again orz trey clover you are the best most ideal husband #actually no other men exist it is just trey clover he's the only man in this world #trey clover supremacy <3 #(please forgive my rambling in the thoughts written above orz) #(the power trey has... it's too much)

[solovelyanddry]

Imagine watching an adaptation of The Yellow Wallpaper where the husband was proven to be correct in his treatment of the narrator and you will begin to understand my problems with Poor Things (2023) as an adaptation (and, frankly, as a film).

#it's not even that i thought the book was that great! #but leaving out the part where “bella” has her say about how the previous 3/4 of the story was a silly sexist fairy tale #told by her loser husband is very weird! #the noms for best adapted screenplay and ruffalo are bad enough but the costumes literally hurt the storytelling in the film! #honesty the only nomination that it really deserved would have been dafoe (i would trade stone for robbie in best actress in a heartbeat) #this film is my whale in that i want to kill it with harpoons and also in the sense that the whale (2022) was also terrible #anti poor things #< if you're only following for saltburn or other content and you liked poor things go ahead and block that tag #i can't guarantee this will be the last rant i do about this film

[non-un-topo]

#tog #the old guard #kaysanova #siggy draws #some sleepy husbands #the best thing about this is that it can be literally any year. they're just two dudes... cuddling through the centuries <3 #my old art of them sleeping has been getting notes again so i wanted to draw a new one! without refs once again because i miss doing that #so if they look a little weird that's why ghfdghgjf