#my large son

[ohthatdragon]

Breggfast

(Sound on for big lizard mouth sounds)

#was hoping he’d swallow it whole #but he took his sweet time with it #and made a mess #darby #my large son #lizard #reptile #reptiblr #animals #herps #tegu #argentine tegu #argentine black and white tegu

[heartorbit]

WHEEEEEE

#project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #i drew this insteabd of payong attention to class. Sorry. #And am posting it while i wait for the bus. I ha e sleey disease #SLEEPY. #emu otori from um . fortntie #Rhebusihesjehr THE BUS IS HERE BYYE #edit ok im back waiting for my transfer BROTHER. THE ANNIVIERYUAEYH it got me so fucked up prsk you crazy son of a gun #I THINK THE NEW OUTFITS ARE RLLY CUTE MIKU SOOOO KITTY #im almost done with all of my commsni dont think i will open them again this semester. or next. summer. Im sho tired #my assignments r fun but theyre like big. Theyrbe large #my prof said he was gonna make us make fur/sonas for an assignment hut didnt want to get fired. dont be a coward #proseka autism is killinng me i cant lie WHY IS DARKNESS FESTA TIERING SO FUCKING CRAZY #IVE NEVER EVER SEEN THE 10K CUTOFF REACH A MILLION POINTS ON EN. USUALLY WE SLACK SO HARD. COME ON #im so sleepy and have things to do please sotp it AND CURTAINCALL IM GONNA BE SICK I CANT TRHJNK ABOUT IT

[mirandoooo]

I proceeded to give him 3 more bites after that

#more like mirandont #Atticus the Catticus #my large son #dumb of ass #orange cats #cats

[galadrielspeaks]

you guys seemed to enjoy my cringe-fail legolas sexy gimli post so here’s some more of my thoughts ab that dynamic:

-when legolas goes home and announces his engagement to gimli thranduil is shocked but every other elf is like “yeah checks out. that kid’s always been a little weird.”

-gimli goes home to announce his engagement to legolas and every dwarf promptly loses their SHIT at the fact that THE gimli, son of gloin, is betrothed. only to further lose their shit at the fact that it’s to that weird elf prince that they have never heard speak unless to send some sort of diplomatical message for his father but some dwarflings once saw him sobbing in front of a tree in the middle of a rainstorm while gripping a fallen branch.

-thranduil only gives his blessing to the proposal once he realises just how angry all of erebor is that their most eligible bachelor, gimli, the silver-tongued battle ready diplomant and descendant of kings, has been stolen away by thranduils weird tree-hugging naked star gazing hippie son.

#legolas #thranduil #legolas thranduilion #legolas greenleaf #lotr #gigolas #i’m on my cringefail elf bullshit #gimleaf #mirkwood #gimli #gimli son of gloin #tolkein #i genuinely want to write a fic ab this but i’m currently in the process of writing a very Large fic that is taking up most of my time… #maybe i can make some drabbles about them though #who knows! #are kid dwarfs called dwarflings or have i commuted some sort of egregious error here #cringefail legolas

[minty364]

DPXDC Prompt #61 Part 2

Danny knew something was wrong. Jazz wasn’t the type to mess around and Danny knew she wouldn’t ask something like this. 

Hanging up the phone Danny thought about his next course of action. Searching up Amity Park got results for some news articles but they were severely lacking headlines about anything ghost related. Another search for his parents this time and they existed but unfortunately they never got the portal working. Great that meant he was trapped in this universe with no easy way back. 

Putting his phone away he slowly paced around the rooftop, wondering what steps he could take next. He couldn’t make his way back to Amity Park, he wondered if he could get the portal working but there wasn’t a guarantee they kept the portal in one piece when it didn’t work. He didn’t even know if his stamina could hold the flight back either. He doubted he could find a natural portal, the chance of another spawning nearby was abysmal. He had even left his wallet and keys in his backpack that he left in his locker, there was less chance of Dash stealing from him if he kept nothing of value on him in the first place. 

Before Danny had time to make a solid plan the door leading down the stairs burst open and none other than Batman and Robin ran though. Danny had no interest in meeting his father, especially in an alternative universe. They seemed to glance around the roof before they landed on Danny. He only had a couple seconds before Robin ran at him and swung his sword at him. Danny barely dodged before jumping back, getting some distance from Robin.

He took a breath before realizing something, there wasn’t a current Robin in his world. It didn’t make sense, all of the Robins of his world were either retired into a new vigilante name or in the case of Jason Todd, dead. Danny kept up with the Wayne family and the Batfamily, partially because of Sam and Tucker, and partially because of his own curiosity. Sam and Tucker may not have known about Phantom but they were his best friends and he’d do everything to keep them safe.

 This current Robin didn’t make any sense, Danny couldn’t make any sense of it. His thoughts caused him to lose focus for a moment and it was all Robin needed as Danny found himself on his back with Robin pointing his sword right at Danny's neck. 

It took Danny a moment of staring at the sword until he realized it was his sword. The exact same way he weld back in the League, this WAS him in this universe. Danny couldn’t help but stare, he was a little dumbfounded. How did his counterpart in this world get away from the League? His thoughts were interrupted when Robin started speaking,

“Quiet clone! What does mother want now?” Oh, Danny didn’t like the sound of this.

Danny could admit it was weird hearing the other speak in his voice, “Clone? I’m not a clone.” Danny tried but he could tell Robin wasn’t buying it. Danny could tell Robin narrowed his eyes at him in frustration.

“What do you mean you're not a clone? Except for your eyes you're a carbon copy!” Danny could tell he was getting agitated which might not end well. Danny thought about how to go about this conversation and he decided in the end maybe ripping the bandaid would be the best way to go. 

“I’m not a clone!” He repeated scooting a little ways away from the sword, Robin still had it pointed towards him but he didn’t move to attack, good maybe Danny could get some words out. “Alright this is going to sound crazy but I’m from an alternate universe.”

Robin paused like he was listening to something, probably a communication device. Then their Father Batman himself spoke. 

“Robin, I need you on backup with Nightwing. I’ll handle things here,” Danny hadn’t ever heard his father speak in person and he felt a little terrified about the conversation he was about to have. 

Robin gave him one more glare before heading out and grappling away. Batman approached Danny but stopped a ways away. Danny finally climbed back to his feet before Batman spoke.

“I believe you…” Danny was a little shocked at what he was hearing but he guessed Batman, one of the founders of the Justice League might have encountered some weird stuff in his life. 

Batman took a heavy breath before continuing, “ Follow me we can discuss this more once we're back at the cave. I’m sure your version of me is worried sick.”

Danny decided not to say anything on that but followed behind. 

The drive to the cave was mundane, Danny was just trying not to think about how difficult the next conversation would be.

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#dp x dc prompt #danny fenton #danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #poor danny #batman #Danny and Damian have a little fight #Danny's Bruce doesn't even know he has a son #misunderstandings #Danny's never been in the batcave #Everyone is going to be confused #Danny hasn't even told them his name #my asks are open #all my prompts are free to use #I've started job hunting today #Sucks but gotta be done #I'm also thinking about doing youtube #I have such a large backlog of games that we'd never run out of content LMAO #I'd probably start with Bug Fables #I haven't played it at all so it'd be blind #that's enough of my ramblings though

[victimized-martyr]

I’m fascinated by the new direction mattrey are taking liane and cartman’s relationship. like, she’s *done* with him, she’s not the same mom who would blindly call him cute when he does outrageous things…

#love is a largely foreign concept in the cartman household #liane and cartman would say ‘i love you’ but they don’t… act the way a mother and son should #like trey’s thing abt ‘liane treats him more like a friend than a son’ #cartman being cartman #liane freely giving him codeine #not shielding him away from her ‘job’… #south park #eric cartman #cartman #i don’t know if it’s too late to repair these two. i truly don’t know #my art

[katsigian]

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#i love this vanilla expression simply because it looks like a very large yawn #Valen's very tired from drinking coffee and browsing gun stores and kissing his husband all day while wearing a snazzy turtleneck #also his fangs 😩😩😩 #cyberpunk 2077 #male v #masc v #cp2077 #get in the tags boy look at my son #⠀- ̗̀ ⸨ 𝔳𝔞𝔩𝔢𝔫 𝔨𝔦𝔫𝔩𝔞𝔴 ⸩⁺☀︎⭒๋

[chelseasdagger]

i’m at work and a guy just body shamed me and sexualized me in the same sentence. i wanna go home

#i’ve been here 1.5 hrs and this is great #context for those wondering #his son had to lose some weight for a wrestling meet and talked about how it’s hard since his son is naturally thin #he then goes ‘i could lose some of that’ and rubs his stomach since he has a bit of a beer belly #i chuckled a bit cause he laughed and then he motions to my chest and goes ‘you could lose some of that too’ #i have a pretty large chest. but that still hurt #and then he follows up with ‘yeah my wife lost like 15 pounds but i think it all came from her boobs’ in a disappointed tone #i just don’t #why comment on people’s bodies #i’m already struggling with stuff and now this at a place i didn’t expect it and so sudden #i just wanna go home

[misteria247]

Things about Rise Raph that made me lowkey vibe with him extremely hard:

The furrowed worry brows.

Him yelling at Donnie and Mikey for eating poisoned pizza puffs then turning his attention to Leo to answer his question only to deadass stop mid explanation and go "Are you sweating?" in the most deadpanned and barely concealed frustrated tone.

Him trying to fight tears when he was scared by the doll and going "By ThE wAy ThEsE aRe TeArS oF lAuGhTeR-! I'm LaUghInG aT yOu-!!" in a cracking high pitched voice.

Him getting on Leo's case for possibly committing murder and in the eldest child voice asking him what he just did.

The nose pinch of exhausted frustration.

Not wanting to think and just vibe.

Him going to tell Donnie off for his gifts and literally chickening out at the last second and going "Heyyy buddy."

Looking done with his little brothers antics.

Him being pissed about having to leave Tahiti.

Attachment issues.

Social anxiety.

Sweating in trademark fear whenever he's placed in the spotlight.

Rise Raph is the eldest child mood.

#oli talks #ooc #muns ramblings #mindless ramblings of a madman #shitpost #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #rottmnt #tmnt 2018 #tmnt 2k18 #teenage mutant ninja turtles 2018 #rottmnt spoilers #tmnt raph #rottmnt raph #Raphael Hamato #seriously he's literally me and so is Donnie I relate to them way too much #let my large son vibe

[starsailores]

the 'wet and pathetic little guy' treatment is sometimes the only viable alternative to in-depth character analysis.

#was thinking about fictional characters while in the shower again /: #not going to tag all of my favourite little guys but. this was largely inspired by #holland vosijk #victor vale #sand dan glokta #szeth son son vallano #and caeden from the licanius trilogy #i am so so normal about them

[ohthatdragon]

Potato man too big for his bed

#darby #my large son #argentine black and white tegu #lizard #reptile #reptiblr #animals #herps #tegu #argentine tegu

[welcometogrouchland]

[ID: a digital illustration featuring Luz, Eda, King, and Papa Titan from the owl house. The image is set in the in-between realm. Papa Titan looms large in the background, winking at us with his claw outstretched into the foreground. The hooty in his eye socket also extends into the foreground, staring at Eda (who's in harpy form) menacingly. Her, King and Luz are floating in the space, Eda looking at the hooty unhappily, King faced away and turned back to look at us, one hand outstretched to Papa Titan, Luz looking at stringbean (surrounded by light spells) with tears in her eyes. Written overtop of the image is the lyrics "and here's to you, Mrs Robinson!". End ID]

💫🎶and here's to you, Miss Noceda! The Titan loves you more than you will know, wo oh oh!🪶✨

#the owl house #toh #luz noceda #eda clawthorne #king clawthorne #king toh #papa titan #watching and dreaming #sorry i wrote out all my tags in drafts and then tumblr ate them so i am. keeping this brief #I think a lot about how the show ends with luz technically becoming a chosen one but it's so completely earned imp #*imo #bc it all stems from her connecting with and taking care of this overlooked and lost kid who just so happened to be the son of God #and about how papa titan called himself a ''big fan'' of Eda like #imagine you're someone condemned by society at large and when u meet God (bc you fucking died) he says he wants you to live #even more he wants you to want to live. which is important bc you're fifteen and suicidal #this shows crazy man #i sometimes worry that bc i mostly only talk about what i like about the show ppl think i don't care/don't get it #which is dumb #but like. i talk about what i like about the show not bc i don't have crit of but just bc like. the parts that are good are REALLY good man #i love her (toh) dearly and it fucks me up we're coming up on the 100 day anniversary of the finale. insane #anyway. tumblr pls don't eat this i only have so many years left on this earth

[terribleadventuresdotcom]

the hot new baby names for 2024 just dropped

#names #baby names #child names #these are my large sons #Puncheon #and Rundlet #gender neutral names

[icewindandboringhorror]

More misc. daily life pictures and such

#image commentary in tags once again since they don't allow captions anymore and I feel weird using the alt text for that -- #1 & 2 - Very bright pretty looking sky ! #2. HUGE icicle that looked like you could kill someone with it or something.. Pulled from near a gutter on the side of a building #3. & 4 & 5 - various images from a silly party I had where I pretended to be some elf king turning like 204 years old lol (also not like #a REAL party. Only my roommates were there really and we're all in the same household bubble. #just to clarify. I would never dare have a large party anyway given #my hermitous nature but on top of that.. didn't want there to be some implication that I'm having a Party while covid is still ongoing lol. #NEVER.. But I do love dressing up as some fantasy character so much.. The only thing that could ever bring a true hermit wizard #to engage with others socially is the prospect of connecting it somehow to fantasy worlds and costumes lol. One must simply dress up #as a silly 200 year old man from time to time and pretend you've never seen a balloon before in your life. etc. #6. bapy boye... feets #7. The main food that I made for the elderly elf man 'party'. which was a Deconstructed Beef Wellington (kind of as ajoke since I watch s #o many silly cooking competition shows and they always make stuff 'deconstructed' at the last minute when under time limits or whatever.) #I've wanted to make beef wellington a few times but Ithink to do it well I'd need like..an actual kitchen and a lot of time and #an oven that fully works to bake things and etc. etc. So I thought this would be an easier method. A thick steak cut round to kind of mimi #c the round tenderloin or whatever it is in a wellington. instead of the puff pastry being wrapped around - I just did star shaped cut outs #of pastry and baked them and put them on top (to go with the star theme). instead of mushroom duxelles being wrapped around in pastry #its in a little circle under the steak. and instead of mustard being brushed onto the meat I made a mustard gravy sauce type of thing #Then of course asparagus on the side.. my favorite... Though I know some wellington #also has a layer of prosciutto I think. or I saw one person use crepes. I didn't feel it was necessary to incorporate that too lol #8. bapy son helping me do a giant puzzle that took me hours and I had no idea it was actually that large of a puzzle #until I started putting it together and for some reason it made me stressed by the end instead of relaxed lol.. puzzle fatigue #photo diary

[ameliarobiniii]

a while back I ordered a goemon plush on ebay that was a match for these goofy old school lupin dolls and he finally arrived

but it turns out he is FUCKING ENORMOUS

#lupin iii #lupin the 3rd #lupin #goemon #zenigata #he is so comically large #I am so fucking confused but pleased at the same time I love my large adult son #doll #plush

[queerpyracy]

the making of the creature as birth allegory is not a new reading of frankenstein but i just saw somebody describe frankenstein in terms of teen pregnancy and for some reason that awakened in me the memory of a small moral panic that occurred around the show teen mom, with the idea being that supposedly teens were getting intentionally knocked up to try and get on the show. which would be a hysterical set up for a frankenstein au

#i will set aside my Victor Was Not A Teen I Did The Math if it's funny #victor making a very large adult son not for scientific fame and glory but to get onto reality tv #frnknstn tag #babbles