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just--some--prompts · 4 months
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Sentence/Conversation Starters:
Random things my friends and I have said over the years on Discord
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✦ — Person A: “Something on my face?” Person B: “Yeah it's called being too handsome, now stop it.”
✧ — "Two cups of chicken broth, two cups of heavy cream, and then add the lego's–"
✦ — Person A: -makes struggling noises- Person B: "Are you ok?" Person A: "Nope" Person B: "Ok then"
✧ — "Don't shoot me! I'm pleasantly thick!"
✦ — "You’re starting another cult. You bitch."
✧ — Person A: "I’m allergic to honey because I’m allergic to beeeeeeees." Person B: "That's… not how it works?"
✦ — "You were here, you were our side hoe!"
✧ — "The hetero's are upsetero."
✦ — "Why does he not have clothes!?"
✧ — Person A: "We're not clean in the eyes of God." Persona B: "You're not clean in the eyes of your bathtub. How can you be clean in the eyes of God?"
✦ — "Consent is hot when you're fucking my life"
✧ — Person A: "You tire me" Person B: "Then go to bed"
✦ — "You were so far in the closet you were finding Christmas presents from 4 years ago!"
✧ — "I want... to put a pop-tart in his mouth. Do you like smores'?"
✦ — "Life of crime? Naw. Life of shaking ass? Sure."
✧ — Person B: "You're the opposite of a friendly boy." Person A: "What's the opposite of a friendly boy?" Person B: "A bitch."
✦ — -takes a fighting stance- “I'm ready to bite yo ass"
✧ — "People not talking to me? Ideal."
✦ — "You are all a burden upon my shoulders"
✧ — Person C: “Ima eat yo fucking al dente ass ligaments u Italian deviant” Person B: “You're welcome to. End my meat lineage.”
✦ — "Lol, simping for some sleep"
✧ — "Cucked for a soft pillow"
✦ — "Get cucked consciousness"
✧ — Person A: -struggles to breathe- Person B: "Breathe" Person A: "Who needs air?" Person B: "You need air to survive." Person A: "Debatable…" Person B: ".......shut up"
✦ — "I like my men like I like my food...  Genetically modified."
✧ — “Bitch, you got crabs?”
✦ — Person A: “Suc-Fuck you!” Person B: “You were gonna say suck.” Person C: “You were gonna say suck,” -Person C leans in closer- “that’s kinda gay bro.”
✧ — Person A: "So what are y’all talkin about?" Person B: "Uh... we were talking about gender reveals but with spaghetti"
✦ — "It's a millennial thing innit? Eatin' ass?"
✧ — "I'd stuff my face with you."
✦ — “Screams in slut, what!?”
✧ — Persona A: “I’m not mad.” Person B: “Don’t lie.” Person A: “Shut your whore mouth!”
✦ — -hands slam down on table- "They’ve had sex together!!!!"
✧ — "Rip in shit, binch. Sloshed and forgotten."
✦ — “This is how I die. Tell people it was something cool and not spicy egg salad.”
✧ — Person B: "You don't eat your phalanges [Person A]. Rookie mistake."
✦ — "When the Campbell's chunky take chunk out of you."
✧ — "Excuse me, Ma'am, can you put down a wet floor sign? You're a bit of a hazard."
✦ — "My gamer arthritis is making it hard for me to hold my wife's hand"
✧ — "Is this roller camping? .............I'm gonna fuck your mom."
✦ — Person A: "I struggle with his emotions–" Person C: "So does he."
✧ — "I thought by ‘squirt’ you meant that the clowns had venom sacks."
✦ — "We learned our lesson, don't convert–"
✧ — "You fed me eggs, now the government can track my location!!!"
✦ — Person C: "Anyway, back to the topic at hand–" Person B: "God, I wish his throat was under my hand–what?"
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mcflymemes · 5 months
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"I'M SORRY, I JUST HAD TO FIND YOU" PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue for those desperate times when you just have to see them, no matter what anyone else says, adjust as necessary
i couldn't wait another minute apart from you.
did you expect me to just wait around for you to show up?
i did everything i could to find you.
i thought i did a pretty good job covering my tracks.
they helped me track you down.
i needed to see you.
they can't hurt us anymore.
i come all this way to see you, and this is the greeting i get?
i thought you'd be glad to see me.
it took me forever to find you.
how long have you been looking for me?
it's safer for the both of us if we stop seeing each other.
i thought i told you not to find me.
this was for your own good, you know. i leave, and you stay there, unharmed.
can we find somewhere private to talk?
they said if i left, they wouldn't hurt you.
been searching for you for months, believe it or not.
you weren't supposed to expect me.
this was going to be a surprise.
they can't stop me from seeing you.
would you please let me inside?
tell me where you are, or i'll figure it out myself.
i'm not going to let them prevent us from being together.
you and i... we have to be together. no matter what.
you sure don't make it easy to follow you.
i've been tracking you for miles.
so you're real. the legends are true.
you're pretty good at covering your tracks.
i started asking around, and they pointed me in the right direction.
i got your letter and came as fast as i could.
i can reach your window if i climb this tree.
give me a clue. anything. tell me where you're hiding.
think you could come around back and unlock the door for me?
hey. it's me. would you please let me in?
you're the one they speak about, the one that can fix things.
i know i'm not what you expected.
i couldn't wait another minute.
it's starting to rain. why don't you come inside for a minute?
lecture me later. for now, let's appreciate this time we have together.
i know this looks bad, but... i just had to see you.
they think they can stop me from seeing you.
i don't want to leave your side, not for a minute.
the path was treacherous, but the reward was worth every second.
i'd do anything to find you.
i wanted to find you and thank you for what you did for me.
you're taking a big risk by finding me.
you told me to look for you, and so i did.
is there a key to this door?
we're not supposed to be seen together.
i'm going to get you out of there. just hang on.
when i came looking for you, i didn't expect to find you like this.
they told me you had all the answers. they said you could fix things if i tracked you down.
i've been on your trail for weeks now.
it's safer if we're not seen together.
who told you where i was? was it [name]?
i didn't want you to find me like this.
why do you want to hide from me?
we're stronger if we're together.
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lapis-memes · 1 month
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𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐒𝐄𝐗𝐔𝐀𝐋 𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐀𝐅𝐅𝐄𝐂𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍​
[ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 ] My muse gently touches a bruise on your muse’s body.
[ 𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐒𝐇 ] My muse brushes a strand of hair out of your muse’s face.
[ 𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐆𝐇 ] My muse attempts to make yours laugh when they are sad.
[ 𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐌𝐓𝐇 ] My muse wraps yours in a warm blanket.
[ 𝐁𝐎𝐎𝐏 ] My muse pokes your muse’s nose.
[ 𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐄 ] My muse intertwines their fingers with yours.
[ Cuddle ] My muse cuddles up in bed to yours.
[ 𝐆𝐔𝐀𝐑𝐃 ] My muse sits by your muse’s bedside while they are sick/hurt.
[ 𝐃𝐀𝐍𝐂𝐄 ] My muse takes your muse’s hand and slow dances with them.
[ 𝐖𝐄𝐓 ] My muse helps yours out of sopping wet clothes.
[ 𝐒𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐄 ] My muse gently runs a hand over your muse’s back.
[ 𝐇𝐔𝐆 ] My muse hugs yours tightly.
[ 𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐃 ] My muse steps protectively in front of yours.
[ 𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃 ] My muse holds yours while they cry.
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Random Promts 8:
"Have you seen my grippy socks?" *slowly pulls feet off the arm of the couch as they share eye contact* "No?"
"Do I wanna ask?" "Why I'm in your apartment?" "No, why you're in the rafters of my apartment. You being here is pretty normal at this point."
"Why do you put a shit ton of garlic into everything?" "Because my ancestors said so!"
"Time sensitive question: does metal explode?" "If you put in the microwave- what the fuck did you do?" "Um..."
"Why're you awake?" "You should be sleeping still, it's too early." "So should you."
"I was so worried! I thought you were gonna die!" "Me? Dying? Really? C'mon, have a little faith in me."
"That dumb soap opera you like is on." "Finally! I just know Jesus is gonna be involved this week!" "I... Jesus Christ?" "The one and only."
"Dear God, grant me- I'm not even religious, fuck it. Hey gods, tell me not to fuck my best friend."
"We got married last fall." "Oh, that's great! Congratulations." "Thank you. What about you two? Engaged, I assume."
"Jesus has blessed humanity again!" "Hozier put out more music?" "Yeah!" "Hallelujah."
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poohsources · 9 months
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🐝  *  ―  𝑴𝒀 𝑰𝑴𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑻𝑨𝑳 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺. ( all of these quotes are taken from the infamous fanfic with the same name and edited slightly by me so they don't include wrong spelling and grammar. feel free to change things if needed. )
❛  i'm not related to gerard way but i wish i was because he's a major fucking hottie.  ❜ ❛  well ... do you want to go with me?  ❜ ❛  hey, it's ok i don't like him better than YOU!  ❜ ❛  what the fuck do you think you are doing?  ❜ ❛  my name's [ first ] [ last ], although most people call me vampire these days.  ❜ ❛  no! no! but you don't understand!  ❜ ❛  what is it that you desire, you ridiculous dimwit?  ❜ ❛  i'm sorry i got all mad at you but i thought you cheated on me.  ❜ ❛  you might think i'm a slut but i'm really not.  ❜ ❛  why are you doing this?  ❜ ❛  fuck off. you know i fucking hat the color pink anyway, and i don't like fucked up preps like you.  ❜ ❛  well if you wanted honesty that's all you had to say.  ❜ ❛  you look kawaii, girl.  ❜ ❛  [ name ] i love you will you have sex with me?  ❜ ❛  god, you are so fucked up you fucking bastard.  ❜ ❛  why can't i just be ugly or plain like all the other girls and preps here?  ❜ ❛  why would you wanna be ugly?  ❜ ❛  i just wanna be with you, okay [ name ].  ❜ ❛  why couldn't satan have made me less beautiful?  ❜ ❛  i'm good at too many things! WHY CAN'T I JUST BE NORMAL? IT'S A FUCKING CURSE!  ❜ ❛  now i just wanna fucking be with you. i fucking love you!  ❜ ❛  so i guess you're a prep or a christina or what now?  ❜ ❛  oh my satan you have to buy that outfit!  ❜ ❛  as you can see i gave the room a makeover. what do you think about it?  ❜ ❛  i bet he's having a mid-life crisis!  ❜ ❛  no one fucking understands me!  ❜ ❛  no! wait! it's not what it fucking looks like!  ❜ ❛  you mean you'll go fuck him, won't you?  ❜ ❛  okay you can go now, see ya cunt.  ❜ ❛  but what about me? you're not gonna break up or anything, are you?  ❜ ❛  but you are so sexy and wonderful anyway, [ name ]. why would you need it?  ❜ ❛  excuse me but you're going to have to leave.  ❜ ❛  i love you too. i'll ... i'll see you in hell.  ❜ ❛  this is unlogical and does not make any sense!  ❜ ❛  what the fuck happened? am i like dead now?  ❜ ❛  omfg, i can get you back together.  ❜ ❛  whatever you do, don't blame them, you jerk.  ❜ ❛  yeah, i was just trying to make sure you were still the same person.  ❜ ❛  what if you don't like me anymore cause we're from different times?  ❜ ❛  i knew who you were all along.  ❜
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falkarph · 4 months
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ELDEN RING STARTERS
rp prompts taken from the video game elden ring by fromsoftware. some have been edited.
❛ death has left its mark once again. ❜ ❛ the talk, i surmise, is of you. ❜ ❛ i feel as if i've been in your debt from beginning to end. ❜ ❛ don't you dare. unless you want to die like a dog. ❜ ❛ not only are you incompetent, but shameless to boot. ❜ ❛ i apologise for any offence given by my bearing, but i'm quite unable to move, you see. ❜ ❛ i just wanted to get the apology out of the way, beforehand. since you're so scary and all. ❜ ❛ oh, my dear... had a change of heart already? ❜ ❛ i see. then you must kill me. ❜ ❛ beautifully fought. my thanks, 'twas more of a challenge than i envisioned. ❜ ❛ i want to be like everyone else, but i'm just too scared. ❜ ❛ are you so far out of your mind with fear... you've divested yourself of all reason? ❜ ❛ it is safe here. you may let down your guard. ❜ ❛ you are fated, it seems, to die in obscurity. ❜ ❛ someone must extinguish your flame. ❜ ❛ i suppose you'd like to know then? what awaits you on the path ahead? ❜ ❛ you will witness true horror. ❜ ❛ forgive me, i've been ... testing you. ❜ ❛ no secrets lie with me, not a one. ❜ ❛ you, yeah, you there! stop pretending you can't see me. ❜ ❛ you bloody halfwit. picking a fight with a dragon? ❜ ❛ a man cannot kill a god. ❜ ❛ perhaps it is foolish to say this to you of all people, but i am sure of my skill with the sword. ❜ ❛ if it's on the cards, i'd be glad to meet again. ❜ ❛ though the suffering cannot be undone, i can still mete out justice. ❜ ❛ never met someone with a taste for crab i couldn't trust. ❜ ❛ and when the fighting is done, then you may lay me to rest. ❜ ❛ honestly, i don't know what's going on anymore ... ❜ ❛ i know... i'm asking you to commit a cardinal sin. ❜ ❛ the depths of wickedness never fail to surprise me. ❜ ❛ perhaps before my departure, i needed someone to say farewell to. ❜ ❛ i always resented these hands. their pale complexion, a far cry from any warrior's. ❜ ❛ tell me a story... about the big, wide world... ❜ ❛ kill me, please... ❜ ❛ i hope you understand the weight of my words. ❜ ❛ what are you waiting for? a kiss goodbye? ❜
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rp-meme-world · 2 years
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“don’t” starters
❝ don’t do it. ❞
❝ don’t do this. ❞
❝ don’t look. ❞
❝ don’t cry. ❞
❝ don’t laugh. ❞
❝ don’t leave. please. ❞
❝ don’t be like that. ❞
❝ don’t bother. ❞
❝ don’t eat that. ❞
❝ don’t risk it. ❞
❝ don’t look at me. ❞
❝ don’t give up your day job. ❞
❝ don’t tell me what to do. ❞
❝ don’t even think about it. ❞
❝ don’t think too hard about it. ❞
❝ don’t you want me? ❞
❝ don’t give me that shit. ❞
❝ don’t procrastinate. ❞
❝ don’t worry about it! ❞
❝ don’t knock it until you’ve tried it! ❞
❝ don’t be so hard on yourself. ❞
❝ don’t jump to conclusions here. ❞
❝ don’t play the victim. ❞
❝ don’t just sit there! do something! ❞
❝ don’t hesitate to ask if you need anything. ❞
❝ don’t make me tell you again. ❞
❝ don’t hold your breath. ❞
❝ don’t be a menace. ❞
❝ don’t let them get to you. ❞
❝ don’t stoop to their level. ❞
❝ don’t get your hopes up. ❞
❝ don’t like it? leave.  ❞
❝ don’t hold back. let it out. ❞
❝ don’t mention it! ❞
❝ don’t fuck with me. ❞
❝ don’t you know how much i care about you? ❞
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soulprompts · 7 months
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the sender and receiver have a brief moment alone together right before the sender is about to go on a particularly dangerous journey. send in " if i don't come back... " for the sender to attempt a discussion about the possibility of them never seeing one another again.
alternatively, send in " you're coming back. " for the receiver to be the one who's about to go on a particularly dangerous journey, and the sender to try and reassure them or avoid the conversation entirely.
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spookmemepls · 1 year
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☠ ― 𝐶𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑆𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑠. (𝑆𝑒𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑠 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑠𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑤ℎ𝑜 𝑤𝑜𝑛'𝑡 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑒 𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑚𝑠𝑒𝑙𝑣𝑒𝑠.)
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"Have you eaten today?"
"Have you drank any water?"
"Will you please just let me do this for you?"
"What do you mean "that's normal". No, it isn't."
"Hey, hey, relax. I'm sure you're just dehydrated."
"Well it's no wonder you feel like shit."
"Just please go to bed."
"I'll make you some soup, okay?"
"I'll be here when you wake up. I promise."
"You shouldn't be walking and you know it."
"How did the hospital even deal with you for more than five minutes?"
"Would it really kill you to stay in bed?"
"Yeah, well, I'm not a nurse, so... don't expect perfection."
"Please, I care about you."
"Whatever you do, DON'T puke on me."
"...Need a tissue?"
"Eww, gross--you're lucky I love you...!"
"That cough of yours makes the black plague look tame."
"Want me to hold your hand?"
"Wait, wait--don't faint don't faint do--!"
"You're going to be okay, I promise."
"I'll take care of you the best I can, okay?"
"Shhh... it's okay..."
"Hey, hey, it's me. It's just me."
"You'd better get up 'cause I'm NOT carrying you."
"Hey, you kinda passed out on me. Are you alright?"
"D... did you just throw up?"
"I'll wrap you up in a blanket burrito if you don't stop getting up."
"You're definitely not going to heal if you keep doing that, that's for sure."
"Come on, let's get you to bed..."
"I'm not going anywhere, okay? If I get sick, I get sick. I don't care."
"Lying on the ground can't be more comfortable than the couch, or the bed..."
"Stop doing that...!"
"You know, you said some really weird things during your fever."
"Huh? I can't understand you when your nose is so stuffed."
"Need anything? Food, water, blankets...?"
"You're burning up..."
"That doesn't... look good..."
"Do I need to call an ambulance?!"
"We can do anything you want, okay? Anything you feel like."
"How much medicine did they give you...? You're as high as a kite."
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jfouler · 1 year
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things i’ve heard at school - sentence starters? do as you like
“there are no dumb questions, just the dumb people that ask them.”
“[name], no one likes you.”
"whats that really scary hour? is it three?"
“that’s so scary. i will not be able to sleep for weeks.”
“hip bones can kill people.”
“there is nothing worth celebrating right now.”
“i wanna be happy, but i can’t.”
“i will carve you like a pumpkin.”
“i was cooking pizza and thought of you.”
“i like blood. everyone likes blood.”
“i risked my life to fix it.”
“we’ll get more torture- i mean, practice, later.”
“birds don’t mess around.”
“stop this madness.”
“a pathetic old man. that’s your future.”
"kids, have you seen my glock?"
"comedy is not that different from horror."
"yes, penguins die. that's pretty sad."
"it's easier to ask for forgiveness than for permission."
"someone's gonna get shanked."
"it wasn't a kid. it was a grown man."
"are your parents rich?"
"i don't know how 'lit' things are today."
"at the end of the day, you can do nothing but cry."
"i have your mom's number on speed dial."
"i might be stupid, but i'm persistent."
"it smells like high school girl in here."
"oh my god, what if we domesticated bears?"
"do stupid shit safely."
"i have big calves! it's from jumproping."
"he just wants to see me suffer."
"if you can't be the sharpest tool in the shed, be the biggest hoe."
"you gotta microwave it, girl!"
"we've only been told the story. now we're discovering the story."
"there are a lot of connections between math and music."
"oh, just stop."
"what are you doing here? i mean, how are you doing?"
"without music? impossible. start singing."
"i'm not gonna stay home just because i can't breathe."
"i think if i were a bug, i'd be a bee."
"we have such a complicated relationship."
"good thing i only drink beer."
"i kinda, like, don't like this place anymore."
"is it okay to murder someone in a church?"
"if we all die, then we're all dead."
"there's a new smell in here."
"that's why god created spellcheck."
"you know how i feel about young people."
"what? me getting arrested by six fucking cops?"
"are you just saying that so i stop asking questions?"
"there are lots of people i wish would just be quiet."
"so, we're all dying."
"oh, so you're selfish. adds up."
"would you rather i hate you or be ambivalent towards you?"
"don't be a hero. it won't go well."
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tickly-giggles · 10 months
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Okay, so can we have lee!Dabi, ler!Hawks with "th3 safeword is tickle." Cuz Hawks knows Dabi can't say it, and he wants a go at his bellybutton!
Anon, you read my mind. The second I made that one of the options, I thought of Dabi being forced to say it~
A/N: Istg, I always put way too much romance in these lol I'm such a hopeless romantic, please forgive me. Also, this doesn't connect to any storyline, this is just fluff <3
Warning: Tickle fic ahead! Also very light bondage
Prompt: "The safe word is 'tickle'."
Characters: Dabi, Hawks
Shipping: DabiHawks, they are together!
Lee: Dabi
Ler: Hawks
Word Count: 1,187
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“Alrighty, ya ready?”
Dabi groaned, face flushed as he experimentally tugged on his binds that held him spread eagle on the bed. He wasn’t tied down very tight, it was only his first time trying bondage, but being unable to protect himself made him far more nervous than he would like to admit. He tried to recall how he even got himself in this situation.
Ah, that’s right. Ever since he and Hawks started dating, he had become a lot more comfortable around him. That included attacking him with tickles at any chance he got. The feeling of superiority that washed over him whenever he tickled Hawks into submission was addictive. He knew he liked it, too, so it wasn’t that big a deal. However, one day, Hawks had expressed his desire to get revenge on his boyfriend. 
“I’m always on the receiving end,” he said,
“I just want a chance to get back at you.”
“Not gonna happen, Feathers,” Dabi chuckled.
Hawks smirked mischievously,
“How ‘bout this then? If you can go a full day without tickling me, I won’t get you back. But if you can’t,”
he took Dabi’s chin in his fingers and pulled him closer,
“Then I get to tie you up and get proper revenge.”
The hot head smirked, not wavering from Hawks’ touch,
“Fine. I’m gonna win, though~.”
He didn’t win. In fact, he lost quite spectacularly.
There were no rules set in place when they shook on the bet, and there was nothing saying Hawks couldn’t provoke his boyfriend. From being a little brat to straight up asking to be tickled, suffice to say Dabi did not last the whole day.
So now, here he was, tied down at his boyfriend’s mercy like promised. He watched Hawks, who had a stupid grin on his face. That same stupid grin that never failed to steal Dabi’s breath. 
He huffed and averted his gaze, tugging on his ropes one more time, before succumbing to his fate with a sigh,
“Yeah, I guess so.”
Hawks beamed and slowly began rolling up his boyfriend’s shirt. Dabi instinctively sucked in his belly, which made Hawks chuckle.
“I haven’t even started yet! You’re so cute~.”
“Shut up, feather brain,” Dabi hissed.
“Ahahalright, alright,” Hawks positioned his wiggling fingers over the villain’s belly,
“By the way, the safe word is ‘tickle’.”
“Wait wha- GAAHAHAHAHAHA!! WAHAHAHAHAIT, NONONO NOT THEHEHEHEHERE!!”
Dabi shrieked and bucked as Hawks immediately went for his death spot. Was he trying to kill him? The bed bounced and shook with his incessant struggling. Hawks laughed, meticulously skittering his fingers along the outer rim of the villain’s belly button, sometimes dipping in to lightly scratch at the skin. What really made Dabi go crazy, however, was when Hawks positioned his fingers on the outer edges of his belly button and squeezed. There wasn’t a lot of healthy skin to work with on his torso but, luckily, he never seemed to get used to the sensations.
“Awww, lookit you! You’re such a ticklish wittle baby, aren’t you~?” Hawks teased, smirking when Dabi’s laughter went up an octave from hearing the T word.
“SHUHUHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP, BIHIHIHIRDIE!!”
Dabi growled through his laughter, frantically tugging on his binds,
“STOHOHOHOHOHOP, GOHOHO SOMEWHERE EHEHEHELSE!!”
“I’m not stopping until I hear the safe word. Which is ‘tickle’, did I mention that already? Tickle tickle tickle~!”
“GOHOHOHOD DAHAHAHAHAMMIT, SHUHUHUT UHUHUHUP!!” Dabi whined and stuck his face in his arm, desperately trying to hide his flushed cheeks and giant smile.
All he had on his mind was revenge. How dare Hawks make the safe word a word he couldn’t even say? He had no choice - if he wanted it to stop, he had to say it. He wasn’t necessarily flustered by it, it just wasn’t a word he felt comfortable saying. Whenever he would say it, it felt like acid on his tongue, and he would feel like he committed some kind of sin. When he heard it in the context of teasing, however, he was absolutely flustered by it. His face erupted in red, his laughter got louder and more hysterical, his squirming doubled in intensity. He couldn’t bear to hear the word while being tickled, let alone say it. He figured he was doomed to be tickle tortured like this forever at this rate.
Suddenly, there was a small reprieve, and Dabi gasped for air. He looked up at Hawks while catching his breath. The winged hero smiled down at him, shimmying down his boyfriend’s legs and repositioning himself a bit.
“You seem like you’re having fun~,” he grinned.
Dabi scoffed, 
“What gives you that idea?”
“Well,” Hawks ran his hands up Dabi’s torso, making him shiver at first, then he relaxed into his boyfriend’s warm touch,
“You haven’t bothered to say the safe word at all. And I’m tickling your worst spot. Are you actually enjoying being at my mercy while I tickle you to pieces~?”
The villain shivered, narrowing his eyes at the cocky bastard he called his partner,
“You know I can’t say it, that’s not fair.”
“And when, my dear Touya, have you ever played fair, hm~?”
Dabi swallowed at the mention of his real name. He huffed and averted his gaze once more, not dignifying Hawks with a response. Another moment of peace passed before there was a sudden intake of breath, and Dabi’s entire tummy erupted in ticklish vibrations.
“GAAAHAHAHAHAA, HAHAHAHAWKS!!” he arched his back, effectively pushing his belly deeper into the raspberries,
“CUHUHUHUT IHIHIHIT OUT, YOU SOHOHOHON OF A BIHIHIHITCH!!”
“Wohohow, you’re weak to raspberries!” Hawks laughed, squeezing along Dabi’s sides,
“I wouldn’t have guessed~!”
He took another deep breath and blew an even bigger raspberry directly on his boyfriend’s belly button, causing him to throw his head back in shrieking hysteria.
“S-STAHAHAHAHAA! PLEHEHEHEHEHE HAHAHAHA!!”
Dabi couldn’t even form full words, he was in such ticklish agony. He thrashed and writhed helplessly, wanting nothing more than to turn these damn ropes to ash.
“You know how to stop this~,” Hawks purred, readying yet another raspberry.
It took about another ten minutes of tickle torture before Dabi could finally muster up the courage to say it. He couldn’t believe how the sensations never died down, he was always just as ticklish as when the sessions began. It was absolute agony, the way his nerves were shocked with such intensity every time Hawks so much as squeezed his tummy. There were days he wished he wasn’t so ticklish.
“OKAHAHAHAY! OKOKOK, T-TIHIHIHAHAHA!! TIHIHIHIHICKLE!! TICKLE TICKLE, I SAHAHAHAID IT, HAHAHAHAPPY?!”
And like that, it all stopped. Dabi coughed and groaned, letting his head fall against the soft pillow beneath him as he regained composure. He heard Hawks chuckle, and he watched him as he started untying the ropes.
“What’s… so funny?” he panted.
Hawks shot his boyfriend a genuine, beaming smile, and Dabi’s heart skipped a beat,
“Hearing your laugh is so therapeutic. I can’t get enough of it. You’re adorable, and I love seeing you smile.”
Dabi didn’t reply. He lay on the bed, patiently waiting for Hawks to finish untying him.
Maybe being this ticklish wasn’t so bad.
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fazfacts · 7 months
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TIME LOOP SENTENCE STARTERS!
quotes from "groundhog day" and "happy death day;" feel free to change as needed!
FROM THE PERSON STUCK IN THE LOOP:
❝ Didn't we do this yesterday? ❞
❝ Don't mess with me. What day is this? ❞
❝ Sorry. I'm having a bad day. ❞
❝ I'm feeling a little strange. ❞
❝ Have you ever had déjà vu? ❞
❝ I've got to talk to you. I think I'm losing my mind. ❞
❝ Can I be serious with you for a minute? ❞
❝ I'm being serious. ❞
❝ I'm having a problem -- no, I may be having a problem. ❞
❝ I'm trying to say that if I was having a problem, just hypothetically, I'd like to know that you're someone I could count on in a crisis. ❞
❝ Just trust me. ❞
❝ I've done it before. ❞
❝ I'm talking about today. I lived it before. ❞
❝ I know it's nuts, but I keep reliving the same day over and over. ❞
❝ This is the third time. ❞
❝ I'm not making it up. I'm asking for your help. ❞
❝ I'd like you to spend the next 24 hours with me. Don't leave my side for a second. ❞
❝ You're saying this thing is not really happening to me? ❞
❝ Are you saying I'm crazy? ❞
❝ What would you do if there was no tomorrow? ❞
❝ I don't worry about anything anymore. ❞
❝ I have a life wish. I'm just trying to enjoy it. ❞
❝ I know you won't believe me, but we could do anything we want today and it wouldn't matter one bit. ❞
❝ I've already been here for 211 days. ❞
❝ There's got to be more to it than this. ❞
❝ If you only had one day to live, what would you do with it? ❞
❝ I've been planning this day for weeks. ❞
❝ But there is no tomorrow for me! ❞
❝ I can't stand this place anymore! ❞
❝ Just remember, we had a wonderful day together once. ❞
❝ I'm a God. ❞
❝ It's the only explanation. I'm a supernatural human being. ❞
❝ I always wake up the next day without a scratch, without even a headache. I'm telling you, I'm immortal. ❞
❝ I want you to believe in me. ❞
❝ I told you the truth. ❞
❝ In five seconds, there's going to be a grease fire in the kitchen. ❞
❝ Please believe me. You've got to believe me. ❞
❝ It's not that bad. You get used to it. ❞
❝ The worst part is waking up every day. Tomorrow, you won't remember any of this. ❞
❝ It doesn't matter. Really, it doesn't. ❞
❝ It's not true. It's not. It can't be true. ❞
❝ You're here! My god! I can't believe you're here! ❞
❝ It's happened! Don't you get it? It's tomorrow! ❞
❝ Did I just dream it? ❞
❝ What day is it? ❞
❝ I'm totally having déjà vu right now. ❞
❝ I'm having a weird day. ❞
❝ This can't be happening...this can't be real! ❞
❝ This is a nightmare. ❞
❝ I feel like I'm losing my mind. I don't know what's happening to me. I'm so confused. ❞
❝ This isn't going to make any sense, but I've already lived through this day. Twice. ❞
❝ I know! It's not possible, but it's happening! I swear to God! ❞
❝ Nobody told me! Don't you see? I know what's going to happen before it happens! ❞
❝ I'm reliving the same day over and over. ❞
❝ Oh my God...make it stop. Please, make it stop. ❞
❝ Nobody believes me. ❞
❝ I'm sorry. I'm just...going through a lot right now. ❞
❝ I'll explain everything tomorrow...assuming there is one. ❞
❝ No...this can't be happening. This can't be happening! ❞
FROM THOSE NOT IN THE LOOP:
❝ I don't get what you mean. ❞
❝ I know you're losing it. ❞
❝ What is this? ❞
❝ Are you drunk? ❞
❝ What are you trying to say? ❞
❝ Yesterday? What are you talking about? ❞
❝ You're having déjà vu? ❞
❝ Uh-huh. I'm waiting for the punchline. ❞
❝ I'm racking my brain, but I can't even begin to imagine why you'd make up something like this. ❞
❝ Okay, I'll bite. What do you want me to do? ❞
❝ Have you considered psychiatric help? ❞
❝ I'd say that maybe you're, I don't know, a little delusional. ❞
❝ What makes you so special? ❞
❝ You really do have a death wish, don't you? ❞
❝ That's quite a long time, isn't it? ❞
❝ Is this real, or are you just going to make me look like a fool? ❞
❝ It's sort of like the way I feel about UFOs. I'd have to see it to believe it. ❞
❝ There's something so familiar about this. Do you ever have déjà vu? ❞
❝ Do you really expect me to trust you? ❞
❝ Are you alright? You look terrible. ❞
❝ What are you doing? What are you thinking? ���
❝ For a minute there, I thought you might be crazy. ❞
❝ Why are you telling me this? ❞
❝ It's not possible. ❞
❝ This is nuts. ❞
❝ Okay, enough. Let's just sit down and think for a second. ❞
❝ How are you doing this? ❞
❝ How did this start? ❞
❝ It sounds so...lonely. ❞
❝ Is this what you do with eternity? ❞
❝ Have we done this before? ❞
❝ Maybe it's not a curse. It all just depends on how you look at it. ❞
❝ Hold it right there. I want to know what's going on and I want to know right now. ❞
❝ This is too much. I must be dreaming. ❞
❝ There's something going on with you. ❞
❝ You must've had some dream. ❞
❝ Wow. Have you been here before? ❞
❝ You were acting really weird this morning. ❞
❝ Just calm down and start from the beginning. ❞
❝ Okay, I get it. Who put you up to this? ❞
❝ You're starting to freak me out. ❞
❝ What's wrong? Are you sick? ❞
❝ Maybe I can help. ❞
❝ You literally think you're reliving the same day? ❞
❝ Come on. You're just messing with me, right? ❞
❝ I'm just trying to work this whole thing out. ❞
❝ I guess it's kinda like that movie, "Groundhog Day," only you're not Bill Murray. ❞
❝ If I were you, I would stop trying to figure out how it's happening and start figuring out why. ❞
❝ There has to be a reason you're stuck in this day. ❞
❝ You probably just had a bad dream. It happens to me whenever I drink too much. ❞
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lapis-memes · 1 month
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Lack Of Sleep Starters
"You can barely stand!"
"When was the last time you slept?"
"You look like shit."
"What? Sorry, I'm a bit tired."
"I haven't been sleeping well."
"Come on, let's get you to bed."
"What did I tell you about pulling all-nighters?"
"You can't even keep your eyes open!"
"If I lay with you, will you finally go to sleep?"
"Okay, no more coffee."
"Bed time! Let's go!"
"My brain won't shut off."
"Huh? Oh! I'm awake!"
"I promise that I'm fine! It's only been a few nights!"
"I promise I'll sleep when I finish."
"Did you stay up all night?"
"I don't need sleep."
"Sleep is for the weak."
"Don't worry! Last time, I didn't sleep for a whole week! This is nothing!"
"I can't go to sleep."
"This is more important than sleep."
"You're going to make yourself sick."
"You need to rest."
"I'll come tuck you in."
"Why are you still awake?"
"Go to bed."
"You look exhausted."
"You should be sleeping."
"You're safe. You can rest now."
"I promise that you're safe. Please get some sleep."
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Random Prompts 5
"Do I even wanna know?" "... no."
"I hate math!" "You say that now, but when it comes to sharing food you love math."
"Why is there ketchup on the floor?" "Oh, that's not ketchup." "Right. Nevermind, forget I asked."
"I'm gonna say it." "Don't you fucking dare-" "Flibbity-gibbit." "Dammit."
"Are we just gonna... keep holding hands?" "Dunno. It's nice though."
"On a scale of one to ten, how stupid are you?" "Oh buddy, I don't even make the listing."
"I think that you're a little scared of me." "Gee, what gave that away? The screaming?"
"Babe, c'mon." "I'm not your 'babe' when I'm pissed off!"
"Can you please be civil?" "No." "Just this once?" "Also no. I have a reputation."
"We can't do this anymore. It's too dangerous." "When has that ever stopped us?"
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poohsources · 1 year
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🐝  *  ―  𝑩𝑨𝑹𝑩𝑰𝑬 𝑰𝑵 𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑵𝑼𝑻𝑪𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑲𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
❛  you almost had it, [name]. here, let me show you.  ❜ ❛  you’ve just gotta find the courage to try.  ❜ ❛  you can’t tell me what to do!  ❜ ❛  don’t worry, i’ll wait until your party is over before i perform any mischief.  ❜ ❛  some people never change. but we can always hope.  ❜ ❛  you must have felt like a princess.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could have been there.  ❜ ❛  maybe next time you can come with me.  ❜ ❛  not so fearless now, hmm?  ❜ ❛  you’re not going to get away from me this time.  ❜ ❛  it’s dangerous, yes. but not impossible.  ❜ ❛  me? with you? in there? i don’t think so.  ❜ ❛  this is crazy. but, yes.  ❜ ❛  here, let me give you a hand.  ❜ ❛  well, i’m sorry, but you should have been more careful.  ❜ ❛  i wish i could remember but i’m so hungry.  ❜ ❛  that would be a shame, then i couldn’t tell you the juicy bit of gossip i overheard.  ❜ ❛  i didn’t know things had gotten this bad.  ❜ ❛  well, what have we here?  ❜ ❛  well, if you have nothing to hide you won’t mind answering a few questions.  ❜ ❛  i’ve never heard such a ridiculous story!  ❜ ❛  i do believe i’m starting to rub off on you.  ❜ ❛  you want me to babysit a rock?  ❜ ❛  why haven’t you told anyone?  ❜ ❛  perhaps you should remember who’s in charge of this expedition.  ❜ ❛  are you sure you’re alright to travel?  ❜ ❛  that is what you want, isn’t it?  ❜ ❛  i should have never come, what was i thinking?  ❜ ❛  what am i saying? i can’t leave! i’m their only hope!  ❜ ❛  are you sure about this?  ❜ ❛  ah, you’re just in time for your party.  ❜ ❛  there’s more to being king than having a crown.  ❜ ❛  i don’t need their loyalty. i don’t even need them!  ❜ ❛  i am afraid i underestimated you.  ❜ ❛  you and i know you’re much more than that.  ❜ ❛  none of this would have been possible without you, [name].  ❜ ❛  i absolutely despise happy endings!  ❜ ❛  it’s about time you got up.  ❜ ❛  it’s not a story ― it really happened.  ❜ ❛  i’m verry happy to ... meet you.  ❜
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giggly-squiggily · 5 months
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HIIII for the sentence starters is it okay if u do ler geto and lee gojo with "you like this, dont you?" As the sentence starterr??
{Puffs are officially CLOSED}
Eeee, my boys! I've gotcha covered, anon! :D
“You like this, don’t you?”
Gojo couldn’t respond. Even if he could form the words and answer his friend, he wouldn’t. The truth of the matter was strangely embarrassing- a rare feeling for him.
“Ahehe! Ehheehhehehehe!” He weakly pawed at Geto’s fingers as they traced slow shapes into his side, the thin white gym shirt he wore doing nothing to protect him. His other hand was trying to hide his face, but Geto snatched it up, pulling it up and out of the way. “I dohohohon’t knhohow whahaht you mehahhahhan!”
“You like being tickled. Why else would you drop your Limitless technique the second I grabbed you, and you’re barely fighting back.” He walked his fingers up his ribs, pressing in with each “step”. Gojo twitched at each press, his laughter increasing when Geto found a particularly bad spot along his upper set. “If you wanted to, you could be up and gone in a matter of moments.”
“Mahahahybe I fehehehhehheeheel bahahahahd for yoohohoohohu? Yohoohohu alwhwhahahys lohohoohohok soohooho pahahahhatehhehetic whehen wehehhe tihihihickle you!” Gojo suggested, yanking at his trapped hand when Geto poked around his exposed armpit. “Yehahhahah, thahahaht’s it!”
“Hmm.” Geto merely raised an eyebrow before descending his fingers, walking them all the way back down until they sat at Gojo’s hip. With barely a flick, he had them under the white haired man’s shirt, raising an eyebrow at Gojo’s giggly expression. “Wanna tell the truth now, or should I just go for your hips?”
“Eehehe! EHhehehhehehehe!” That damn look! Gojo felt heat race up his neck as he averted his gaze, whining some when Geto flicked his sunglasses up and off his nose. “Nohohohohoo! Thahahhat’s nohohohohot fahahahhhair!”
“Satoru.” Geto leaned in, forcing him to meet his eye. “Do you want me to tickle you?”
The white haired man let out a snort, squeezing his eyes shut with a wobbly grin. Then he nodded, bursting into laughter when Geto finally squeezed his hip. “AHEHAHA! SHAHAHTORUHUHUUHU!”
“See, was that hard?” Geto snickered, bringing both hands to the spot and sending Gojo into a flailing mess of laughter. “Next time, just ask.”
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