#ncis quotes

[squishyhooman]

“Change is inevitable like the seasons…I suggest you embrace it.”

~ Dr. Donald “Ducky” Mallard, NCIS

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[liar-or-lawyer]

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[zibbs-forever]

I just love it! When Tiva ends I won’t believe in love anymore.

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[dorelia23]

"It's not important how we die, it's how we live."

Jimmy Palmer

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[kingdomrosey]

#ncis #i have so many of these #ncis quotes

[scottishaccentsareawesome]

(After a mission they were not supposed to go on, to help Maverick, the Daggers all need to give depositions - but they still need to find Maverick, as do the 86'ers) Rooster:...You know what, I can also get Hangman to come back here to help us look. He's on his way to be questioned by Special Prosecutor Rogers. I mean, we're all scheduled to give our depositions today, but I could just say that it's an emergency. Slider: No, the last thing you want to do is alert them to something being up...As a matter of fact, the longer Lieutenant Seresin can keep Rogers occupied, the better. You think he can stall them? (The Daggers all go silent and stare at each other) Rooster(trying to hold back a smile):...That won't be a problem. Phoenix(sighs): Unleash the beast. Rooster(getting out his phone): Unleashing...

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[thestarwarslesbian]

Ducky: *Walks into autopsy and puts a human skull on the table where Gibbs, McGee, Ziva and DiNozzo are sitting* Gibbs: Uhhh... Duck? Ducky: What? Ziva: The skull? Ducky: Oh yeah, that's Mother's. DiNozzo: *lurches back* McGee: OH MY GOD!!! Ducky: No, it's not Mother, it belonged to Mother. She'd put it out every Christmas to remind us that even though it's the holidays, people still die, I've have it up every year. Mr Palmmer always seemed to enjoys it when he comes over at christmas. Ducky: Plus, you can put candy in it! Jimmy: *Enters* Hey guys... Aww, the Christmas candy skull! You remembered!

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[harveywritings92]

R/n: My dear Price, can't you tell when someone's kidding with you?

Price: I used to and then I started captaining the 1-4-1...

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[gunpowderxsunshine]

Happy 5th year anniversary to Densi ❤

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[eideticstark]

Imagine y/n is Gibbs’ significant other and you take Gibbs out to KBBQ or hot pot for the first time. I feel like Gibbs’ reaction would be something along the lines of the this:

Gibbs: Y/n what the hell is this?

Y/n: *giggling* Whattt? You like to cook steak over a fire, how is this any different?

Gibbs: Yeah steak. Not whatever the hell this Fruit Roll-Up beef is.

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[danger-intrigue-a-damsel]

*everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*

gibbs: so. who broke it? i'm not mad, i just wanna know.

everyone:

tim: ...i did. i broke it.

gibbs: no. no you didn't. tony?

tony: don't look at me. look at ziva.

ziva: what?! i didn't break it.

tony: huh, that's weird. how'd you even know it was broken?

ziva: because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.

tony: suspicious.

ziva: no, it's not!

jimmy: if it matters, probably not, but abby was the last one to use it.

abby: liar! i don't even drink that crap!

jimmy: oh really? then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

abby: i use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. everyone knows that, jimmy!

tim: okay let's not fight. i broke it. let me pay for it, gibbs.

gibbs: no! who broke it!?

everyone:

jimmy: gibbs... tony's been awfully quiet.

tony: really?!

*everyone starts arguing*

gibbs, being interviewed: i broke it. i burned my hand so I punched it.

gibbs: i predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.

gibbs:

gibbs: good. it was getting a little chummy around here.

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[incorrect-wandanat]

Peter: Thank you, ma’am!

Nat: Don’t call me ma’am.

Peter: Thank you, sir.

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[liar-or-lawyer]

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[zibbs-forever]

Admiral Chase: Does Agent David carry a weapon?

Gibbs: She is a weapon.

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[godsdamahalfblood]

*crime au*

percy: what was the matter in the victim's belt?

nico: it was bird feathers.

nico: maybe they got lodged in when the victim was underwater?

leo: it's not LIKELY that he was shot by a bird.

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[benedettabeby]

Tony: Did I say we could share? No! That was my last cookie Ziva!

Ziva: I was hungry

Tony: I DID NOT WANT TO SHARE MY COOKIE

Ziva: but you want to keep sharing a bed, yes?

Tony,giving her his water bottle,his fries and the last piece of his hamburger: I'm sorry,bon appètit

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