💭 Neon Genesis Evangelion Headcanons
Asuka
Listens to MARINA
Probably bullies Americans
Would make fun of blondes like some people make fun of red heads
Might listen to Mitski and then bully Shinji for listening to it, but she secretly likes it aswell
Her hair probably puffs up from humidity and will fight anyone who comments on it
Was teased for having red hair, until she beat them up
A literal girlboss
Mommy issues (I’m sorry)
She would use twitter just to make people fight online
Rei
Listens to Mitski because Shinji recommended it, now it’s all she listens to.
Asuka makes fun of her for it but she does not give one damn
Tried growing out her hair once
Has gotten the “of course you have blue hair and pronouns” comment once
A dry texter, would leave you on seen
Incredibly formal for no reason
Asuka tried curling her hair once, it didn’t go well.
Listens to Mitski with shinji for hours on end without saying a word
Kaworu
Listens to Mitski just so that he can listen to it with shinji
Asuka tried dying his hair once, but he decided to keep it natural
Tried writing shinji a love poem once
He has his own personal aesthetic of light colours, unless shinji recommends it he won’t wear dark colours
Probably a hot chocolate person, that or just plain water.
Goes over the top for anything shinji related
He has his own skincare and haircare routine that he sometimes does with Asuka.
Tried wearing contacts once. Then glasses.
Uses “:)” “<3” when texting shinji
Like Rei, he’s formal but in a fancy way
Shinji
Listens to Mitski religiously
Listened to Mother Mother once or twice
Wears matching outfits with kaworu
Says he wants to get his ears pierced but is afraid of the pain
Tried styling his hair better, but it didn’t fit him
Once his mother messed up his haircut and he had a bowl cut for a while…
Used ChatGPT to make replies for people who text him when he’s not feeling like texting back, unless it’s kaworu
Would go gazing at the moon with kaworu
Constantly gets bullied online by asuka </3
Therapy sessions with kaworu
Sometimes he starts to ramble a lot and apologizes profusely when he realizes what he’s doing (kaworu just sits and listens)
Probably got into astrology at some point
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