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barbieaemond · 5 months
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Sometimes this fandom, a part of it of course, seems like going back to kindergarten. But not the fun one. The petty "you don't play with me so I won't play with you ever again". Jeeeesus.
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absolutebl · 6 months
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Pit Babe - it's time for a Trash Watch!
I had to. Well, no I didn't, but COME ON. It's like Thailand is negging me. Let's burn rubber, shall we? Burn rubbers...?
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The things I had been told going in about this show:
it's about car racing (this bores me)
it stars Pavel (my BL ult bias, he is my icon for a reason)
it started as an omegaverse y-novel but the A/B/O aspects would be stripped from the BL series
it's high heat
(There some chatter about whether point 3 was a mistranslation of something the author said, but don't bother me with trifles.)
Here's a definition of omegaverse:
Omegaverse, also known as A/B/O (alpha/beta/omega), is a subgenre of speculative erotic fiction, and originally a subgenre of erotic slash fan fiction. Its premise is that a dominance hierarchy exists in humans, which are divided into dominant "alphas", neutral "betas", and submissive "omegas".[1] This hierarchy determines how people interact with one another in romantic, erotic and sexual contexts.[2] (Wikipedia)
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In my experience and opinion, omegaverse archetypes and tropes are often used to strip out female characters (and The Feminine) and as a tool to excuse extreme hyper-masculine behaviors without a critical feminist lens (leading to lazy characterization). Just as heat is an excuse to get nkd quickly, A/O/B is often an excuse for taboo and dubious consent actions and behaviors. Do I get why writers/readers enjoy it? Yes I do. Do I personally like it? Not particularly. (Although there are always exceptions.)
Putting all that aside, the above represents my foundational knowledge before Pit Babe started.
Oh and that the familiar BL faces appearing in this show were follows:
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Pavel Naret (aka Pavel Phoom) from 2 Moons 2 & Coffee Melody - Pavel is a fluent English speaker, a bit of a drama monger, and a motorcycle rider/car-dude, this role suits him
Nut Supanut from Oxygen & Something in My Room - has an amazing voice, his somewhat wooden acting has improved steadily since Oxygen
Pon Thanapon - one of Star Hunter's stable first seen in the Gen Y series (where he stole the appeal of an intended pair), also v good in Make a Wish, I wish he'd get a lead role as he has a likable screen presence
Pop Pataraphol from La Cuisine - he's playing the Alpha rival and I'm not convinced he's suited to this role
Michael Kiettisak from Love Sick, Oxygen, Call it What You Want, Till the World Ends - playing the comic relief this time rather than his usual tortured stoic... huh
All the rest are either fresh faces or older experienced actors. Interesting mix. They must have some money behind this.
And now, get out your marshmallows! The dumpster is on fire! Let's start the roast.
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Episode 1 - Platypus, Pickles, Pavel, & other Smoking Hot Problems
This first segment told with a 4 day retrospect, because I decided to do a trash watch only after @aliceisathome said I should.
My initial reaction:
the sheer audacity of Thailand being like "PitBabe is not omegaverse" and then serving "Alpha" to us on a platter in the first sex scene is
how dare
but also
what the actual fuck is going on? what world are we living in where a/b/o is LIVE ACTION ON OUR SCREENS?
we getting heat, knotting & mpreg next?
apparently this is my reality now
I'm not sure what weird quantum time stream I've jumped into but someone was all,
yes the whole world is hella screwed, but also...
Thailand has decided live action mm fanfic is gonna win it the culture wars
and I'm beginning to think they may be right
BL is now the platypus of the film industry
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4 days later:
Considering how much chatter this caused there's a part of me that wondered if it was all intentional and a marketing ploy (to say it wasn't omegaverse when obviously it is). In which case... brilliant Machiavellian tactics, production.
But Thai studios are rarely this calculated in their promo. So I think it's all accidental. But it certainly caused a raucous few days on Tumblr.
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On a completely different note, Babe's house looks like it started life as a particularly inventive Olive Garden. Or is that just me?
More random thoughts:
Pavel has had work done, why honey? You were the definition of perfect.
The smell thing is great, I love stuff to do with scent and necks. If omegaverse brings this to the table, fine. But...
Being all Alpha perfect butch manly man = I do not like Babe at all, I kinda want him to be brought down a peg. (Woo... pegging!) I never like narratives that glorify the captain of the football team (side eyes Cdrama CEO romances and Love O2O), Babe better have depth and damage (forget the pegging) of some kind or his behavior will get old FAST, faster than he drives (also, forget the pegging idea)
Nut is ideal in the Beta role. I mean, that's Way's character right? We all can see that. If it's not intentional, it's a miscast. I love how soft he is as as screen presence. He's great in this part.
None of the other characters are sticking out to me yet, but I'm prepared to love the side dishes in this, please make them swoon worthy!
I'm glad they didn't hold the Charlie = trickster reveal off, I like knowing he is a double agent up front.
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Finally, with respect to an adequate trash watch, I'm in a pickle.
How am I going to drink for this show when there is so much else airing on Frigay? I can't keep track, if I'm drunk.
I need a strategy for this trash fire if the puns and snark are to spout forth! (HA Fourth!)
Controlled burn?
Anygay, see you all next week.
Episode 2 - Side Dish Addiction + Second Lead Syndrome are both infecting me at once
[FYI I gotta have my backup computer to watch this so that's why Imma sometimes be delayed getting the trash out to the curb.]
3 minutes! 3 minutes in and I needed to pause and wax snarkful. (Ouch, bet that hurts. Is waxing snark similar to a Brazilian but for BL? Is that why they all so hairless in The Sign?... I digress, where was I?)
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Okay so the subber said Daddy but I don't think that word means what they think it means. Because Way said simply nong paa.
Usually they'll use the English word Daddy (pronounced Dah-deee) for, ya know, Actual Daddies (tm).
Wait wait:
Calling Daddy Actual
(My dumb sci-fi loving arse will see myself out the back before I start drawing Battlestar Galactica = Pit Babe connections. TOO FAR ABL. Too far.)
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Look, I like the tension in this show. It's good to set up an unlikeable Alpha dog and then immediately turn him into an underdog, makes him a bit more likable. I still don't like Babe, but now at least I'm on his side.
Charlie = cute but v sus. Fortunately for him, Babe = cute but v thick.
Everyone calls Charlie Babe's dek. Yes sounds a bit like what you think but also means kid/child and SHOULD be translated as boy in this show. Why doesn't the subber get that? They a sub...ber after all. (I'll see myself out.)
Honestly, the script writers might know what they are doing with abo but our eng sub translator sadly does NOT. I'm so glad this is coming now in my BL watching life. When my ear and knowledge of Thai is so much better than it once was. Others much be SO CONFUSED.
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Snicker. They just fucking with us, but it's fun to watch the mpeg speculation abound.
File this one under: Thailand's trouble with ESL plurals and also "you should have Pavel helping with these subs" sweethearts.
Production knows entirely what it's doing with this show and its omegaverse shizz (even if the subber doesn't) and I am very much enjoying the online carnage that results.
This dumpster fire continues off screen into the blogosphere and I continue to roast things over it.
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Meanwhile, hi Pon! You so adorable! When you gonna lead out a BL for us?
Is Idol Factory stealing all of Star Hunter's talent? Are they the Red Racers of the BL world? These are the questions I ask myself as I watch this.
Is that AGE GAP I smell before me?
Is the 20 yr old college kid meant for the pit boss? Cause you all know I am a slut for age gaps.
Moment of a/b/o: Jeff's fear of touch/heightened personal space would be a plot marker for "baby doesn't want Alphas close cause he smells like an omega" but of course this show it not omegaverse. Not omegaverse at all.
nuh-uh
Linguistic corner!
Lung (sounds a bit like loo) is uncle(ish) it means basically a male relation older than phi. So Alan is the oldest in the crew.
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Alan calls Jeff nu (which the subber translated as boy I would have gone with cutie or little one). Nu is a diminutive affectionate term that's technically gender neutral but is most often used by/on cute girls/women. Jeff did NOT like it. Then Alan sort of dodges through pronouns/particles settling on phi for I, ger for you, and ja for a particle. This is interesting because ger & ja kinda lower his age and status into a casual sphere. Not more intimate more equal to jeff... fascinating.
I love the new "Korean" red racer, he drinks my brand of soy milk. He is now my baby snake in the grass.
Get it? Snake.
He and Babe should end up together.
The fight wasn't bad, do both actors have kickbox training in their backgrounds?
Who am I kidding, I care only about Uncle Alan and Nu Jeff now. All others are irrelevant to me.
Also...
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WHERE IS A BOY FOR WAY?!!! Or a Daddy. I do not care. (Methinks nether does he.)
I am now captain of the Way Appreciation Society. Let's all find a way... to get him some dick.
Also the BTS stingers are tons of fun. Looks like the set was a blast.
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Finally, and I mean this kindly. Why isn't Noh Phouluang in this? He should have been cast as Winner. Bah. I'm biased.
But one should be with Noh.
Episode 3 - Side Dishes Delux
Gayest bridge n Thailand has made its obligatory appearance.
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How much do I love uncle & nu? They are SO damn cute. Also nu flustered is the best kind of nu.
I could not care less about Babe and Charlie. Except I do love the smell thing.
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Way will break my heart by getting his broken. He is right tho.
Tra la la. I feel like this is a bit like KP 2.0.
Charlie is a such a princess (and ace manipulator). Good thing Babe clearly likes being buttered up.
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Babe's backstory was more interesting than I expected, I didn't think we would go so far into the paranormal side of a/b/o. I like it and I hope they lean into it quite a bit more. Make it part of the plot.
Unlike the kissing thing which seems to have been gotten over rather quickly.
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I gotta say I'm enjoying the corporate sponsorship jockeying and tension more than I thought I would. I'm curious as to who Jef and Charlie are working for and what their motivation is. The plot itself is keeping me intrigued and that is rare for me with BL.
So no trash talk this ep, I was largely absorbed and entertained. I didn't event need booze. Shocking behavior on my part.
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#giveWayaboy2023
Episode 4 - I (who never ship) am shipping the impossible
Here’s the thing. I just want this to be a better story than it is. Right now it’s kind of like a soap opera. I don’t hate lakorn, I really don't. To Sir With Love is a glorious chewing of the diamanté scenery (completed with death glitter). But...
If this is gonna be a soap opera it needs to lean into the messy side more than the tailored high concept side. Support characters and evil needs more screen time.
Instead, right now, I don’t know where I am with this show because it doesn't know where it wants to be. I’m kind of dangling in the middle of a dirty situation. It’s uncomfortable for me, and the show feels uncomfortable for the performers. 
Also... I have questions.
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Yes, of course I want to know what Charlie & Jeff are up to. Why can Jeff see the future?
But more importantly I NEED to know why Babe has a flying saucer bed?
That kind of lighting makes nobody look good, especially not at that angle. It’s very traumatic and I’m not wild about the shag rug either. I have concerns about Babe's taste. I guess is what I am saying. 
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On a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT note:
There’s absolutely no chemistry to justify this, but I have decided that I am going to personally advocate for, and ship, Way and the interloping not-really-Korean. They are both sort of own-moral-code types. I have tiny crush on Kim, and Nut is the prettiest, and Way is Best Boy so there it is, I would like them to hook up, please & thank you.
#giveWay2Kim2023
Arrow guy is cute, too. Will we get to see him bone?
Is he going to be another one of the adopted alpha super-kid pets?
What the hell, throw Arrow Boy a bone! All hot boys in BLs deserve bones.
Plot thickens.
Hah.
Thickens.
(I am an immature idiot.)
Episode 5 - wait wait way-t, can arrow boy have Way?
Look, BLabies, I didn’t get any screen caps this episode because frankly there wasn’t anything worth capturing.
I guess Charlie really does love Babe? Very dramatic if idiotic saving from the burning car. But Babe has gone to the broken Alpha place of extremely unlikeablability (frankly he was almost there at the start). If I were Charles B Spectacled I would be OUT by now. 
Is that?
NO.
Don't get the plastic bowl.
No white towel sponge bath. Please kill this trope.  
I mean, it's not as bad as singing, but that's because NOTHING is as bad as singing in a Thai BL.
AND the main boys are back together.
I don’t find their relationship or Babe’s lack of senses a particularly interesting aspect of the plot.
Unless, of course, Babe is pregnant and that's why he lost his Alpha sniffer.
BUT I do love the sides.
Jeff = the introvert precog who can’t/wont do people and Alan = the extrovert people person who WANTS but doesn’t understand him. 
Were Jeff and Charlie ALSO raised by Evil Daddy MacEvilPants? 
I liked the way Arrow CEO & Way looked at each other. Way, hon, give up on Babe (he sucks) and get thyself a billionaire bf with great aim and BDE.
On a completely different note, the best thing about this show is the blooper reel. That thing with the green smoothie going down his pants was hilarious!
In conclusion, this was a green smoothie down the pants episode. I was entertained, and it’s probably gonna be good for the plot in retrospect, but it was kind of squishy and unpleasant at the time.
Episode 6 - Are they actually listening to us now? Is Tumblr bugged?
This was a fun ep full of like actual racing and shizz.
Whatever.
Charlie is on the team now. All the teams, apparently.
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Can we talk about Jeff and Alan?
The apology scene! Did you hear that Alan dropped to chan/ger? Eeeee!!! So cute. (He equalized their relationship in a soft way.)
Get it with that language play hottie. Next up: lengua play.
Please & thank you. 
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Meanwhile, as all of the Internet knows, they went fully in for omegaverse - no bars.
I have to say, one of the greatest typos (or whatever) in existence is enigma instead of omega.
That's where I personally would rank in the omegaverse.
Hello, my gender is... enigma.
 Apparently it's a/b/o and sometimes e!  Also sometimes switch-ee 
Oh I'm very proud of myself with that one.
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Funfunfun
Charlie. Babes. When a man asks to be thrown up against the wall. You throw him against that wall.
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OMG is that arrow boy looking at Way in the bar?
3 seconds later.
Noooo.
Wait come back.
Noooooo.
That’s what I actually want to watch! 
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OMG. Who said nu was the first step to teelak?
I flipping love Alan. 
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Ah the boyfriend ep. Thank you, but I still don't trust Charlie.
Poor Way.
But nice crying jag, and I don’t say that often in Thai BL.
Now let him go, Way.
A boy with his arrows is waiting. 
(source)
Note for the future: tumblr has a bug that stops allowing edits after a certain time/number, thus my full trash often occur in 2 segments as a result. Click on the "abl trash watches bl" tag for the full thing if you're reading this and later episodes are missing.
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callmelola111 · 1 year
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guilty conscience ☆ part four
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 ← part 1 , part 2 , part 3 ⭑ part 5 →
synopsis: it’s your first year at college and you’re 1,500 miles away from home. you’d feel completely alone if it wasn't for your attractive roommate ellie. will this attraction complicate the already uncharted territory? or will she be the answer to all your problems?
      |✯| pairing & wc: college!ellie williams x roommate!reader. wc: 3.2k
      |✯| cw (by part): 18+ themes (MDNI), fem reader, SMUT (18+ ONLY), modern au!ellie, HEAVY ANGST, frequent swearing, sexual tension, cat lol, fingering (r receiving), oral (r recieving), kinda nipple play, dom!ellie, sub!reader, public-ish sex, ellie is a cheater cheater pumpkin eater (i think thats it but lmk if i missed anything)
a/n: honestly was getting fed up with myself writing this part. like goddamn bitch can we get a happy ending already? so much angst and drama from ellie that you might just wanna beat her tf up. it gets so slutty though and i love it. i hope this is feeds the ache for y'all, lmk cause this is my first attempt at smut!! anyways, thanks 4 the support and much love from me to you <;3
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After that special night with Ellie, you realized there was no more ignoring the situation at hand. She left you feeling empty just as quick as she had made you feel full. And you cared so much for her, despite the fact. No matter how much you wanted to stand your ground, your mind always got stuck on the possibilities. The possibility that Ellie was feeling everything you were… The possibility that there was a happy ending in sight… The possibility that Cat meant nothing.
With all these feelings circling your mind, you felt too biased to make the right decision when it came to her. You decided it was time to tell Dina. You quickly picked up your phone and gave her a call, inviting her out to coffee. Thankfully Dina offered to drive, as you were still stranded at Ellie’s bandmates place. 10 minutes later, she was out front honking. 
Dina greeted you with a squeal, “Hiii love!! I missed you!”
Before you could reciprocate her greeting she spoke again, “Wait who’s house is this? How was last night? Oh my god Y/n, did you hook up with someone?? Pleaseee tell me!!” Dina’s thoughts were going 100 mph trying to guess the context of this little rendezvous. 
“That’s why I asked you to coffee. Trust me, I’m going to explain everything.” Your mysterious answer left Dina even more intrigued. The both of you arrived at the coffee shop, ordered your drinks, and took a seat at a little table in the corner. 
“Soooo… TELL ME ALREADY,” Dina exclaimed impatiently as you fidgeted in your seat not even sure where to start. You stared through the shop window at nothing in particular as you mulled over the timeline of Ellie and you. Dina could see the cogs in your brain turning and knew this conversation was going to be about more than a silly little one night stand. You finally spoke 3 words, “it’s about Ellie.”
“Ellie? God I should’ve known, I’m literally your best friend!!”
“It's fine D, I’ve been pretty radio silent about my love life on purpose. See, it’s much more complicated. Like a gut wrenching, sick and twisted, WLW heartbreak kind of complicated. How long can you stay and talk?”
“I’m all yours babe, give me every last detail. I'm serious,” Dina urged. So, you did. The debrief took a total of 3 hours and 2 iced coffees to get through. It felt so good getting everything off your chest. 
Dina gave you just the right advice too, “Communication is key.” You knew it was stupid but talking about it upfront was the last thing you had thought to do. It seemed too scary to face Ellie like that, but you knew it was the right choice. Sure it was hard dealing with these feelings and you wanted answers, but you also lived with this girl. You owed it to yourself and to her to figure out this bullshit. You didn’t want to be in a constant state of tension and resentment every time the two of you had to be around each other (which was all the time).
After a morning well spent, you and Dina said your goodbyes and she dropped you back off at your dorm. You walked through the front doors and swiped your student ID to access the elevator. You leaned against the cold, metal walls as you brainstormed how to approach Ellie. You had a good idea of what to say up until you were opening the door and coming face to face with her. She made you forget everything. But, despite your blank mind, you were determined.
“Ellie, we need to talk, seriously.” You tried to assert yourself, but your breaths were shaky from nerves. Ellie looked up from her desk nonchalantly and gave you a blank stare like she had no idea what you were talking about. This really pissed you off.
“Don’t give me that fucking look Ellie, you know exactly what I’m talking about. How could you just leave me like that?”
“Hey relax, it’s not like that.” she stood up and answered calmly, which made you want to slap her even more. Ellie could put on a game face better than she could ever be vulnerable. No matter the damage her lack of honesty caused.
“It’s not like that? Be real with yourself for one fucking second Ellie.” 
“Fuck you bro, I don’t need this shit.” she retaliated, not meaning a word she spat out.
“FUCK YOU!” you shouted, moving into her space. Instead of moving back, Ellie stayed right there with you, standing her ground. You felt the heat of her body against yours and an erotic sensation growing between your legs. Your eyes began to glaze over with tears of desperation, she had this unexplained power over you.
“Ellie, I- I can’t keep doing this with you.”
“Can’t keep doing what?” she asked. It’s like Ellie needed you to admit it first before she could even acknowledge it on her own. She longed to hear your passionate confessions and anguished pleas.
“I can’t keep beating around the bush with you. I like you Ellie and it’s driving me fucking crazy because you act like you could care less. You taunt me with your stupid sexy charm and stupid flirty touch just to run right back to Cat. But right here, right now, you can’t deny the tension between us. I need you Ellie.” Tears began to stream down your face and you wiped them away with haste. A beat of loud silence echoed through the room before Ellie finally answered.
“I don’t mean to tease, but there’s just so much at stake when it comes to me and you. Can't you see? I know I’m a piece of shit. I mean, here I am with a perfectly fine girlfriend, yet inches away from my roommate, hardly able to resist her touch.”
“Then don't Ellie. Forget about everyone and please just kiss me.” You were practically begging, it was so pitiful. Ellie placed a hand to your shoulder and shoved you against the wall.
“God Y/n just STOP IT!” 
You melted under her agonizing touch, “W-why not me?” You stuttered and took in  her hot breaths that hit your face as she panted through her frustration. It wasn’t much longer till the two of you could no longer restrain.
Ellie stared at her dirty converse to avoid your pleading eyes, “I just can’t, I can’t cheat. I'm not a cheater.” She was shaking her head profusely as if to rid her mind of the lustful thoughts that consumed her. She wanted you so bad it hurt. You took her face in your hands and lifted her gaze to yours in a last attempt.
“Ellie-,” you gasped, as the aching became unbearable. You’d surrender to her touch right now if she only asked. As Ellie looked back at you, she wished Cat didn’t exist, you were all she ever wanted and you were right there. She just had to say the words and you’d be hers.
Ellie’s head fell into the crook of your neck in desperation. Her hands moved up and down your clothed body searching for some sort of release. 
“Ellie please, I need you.” you whimpered into her ear. The vibrations sent a shiver of pleasure down her spine and just like that she snapped. All her morals disappeared as she found your wrist and grasped it firmly, leading your hand to the waistband of your pants.
She whispered back, “show me.” With her permission your hand darted down to the ache. You slid your fingers through the mess Ellie invoked with just her words before stopping on the big ball of nerves that begged to be touched. 
Before you could ease the yearning down below, Ellie interrupts, “I said show me.” A smirk grew upon her face as she watched you discern the meaning of her risky comment. You retrieved your fingers in obedience to Ellie and were prepared to do whatever else she asked.
Immediately, Ellie took your sticky fingers and brought them to her plump lips. Slowly she planted kisses from the tips of your digits down to your knuckles. It felt like a dream. Of course, Ellie knew she should stop, but when her freckled nose caught the sweet smell of your juices she dreamed of tasting them too. 
“Put your hands back in your pants.” she demanded with agency. Back inside they went, fingers quick to locate your empty hole. You couldn’t take it, your middle finger gently slid in and a breath escaped your open mouth. You shut your eyes and an in-and-out rhythm ensued. Ellie grew wet herself as she watched you writhe with pleasure. She couldn’t help but tell you.
“I love watching you touch yourself like that.” Her comment evoked a strained moan from your lips as you imagined her fingers inside instead of your own. Ellie cupped her cunt, trying to fight her infidelity but failing miserably.
“Can I see your fingers again please? I- I wanna taste it.”
“Need me that bad?” you teased, like you hadn’t been dreaming of this moment for ages. But Ellie had no time for games and took matters into her own hands. She captured your fingers herself. Her tongue flattened to the length of them before her mouth completely closed in on the treat. She sucked with vigor until your flavor dissipated.
“Tastes so good” she hummed, eyes blown out with pleasure. 
“How about you really taste it?” you taunted. The twisted and erotic nature of the interaction left you in a trance. 
“You know I can’t Y/n. It- It would be wrong.” Ellie spoke as if sucking your roommates slick right off her fingers wasn’t just as much of a betrayal as any sexual act. At this point morals felt so out of the question but your words from nights before continued to repeat in her head.
“Me? Mess it up for you? Don’t worry Ellie, you can do that all on your own, believe me.”
She was at odds with herself, not knowing whether to dive in head first or run away while she could. 
“Please Ellie, I need you inside me.” you begged. She brushed the back of her hand down your face apologetically and planted a kiss on your forehead.
A single tear fell as she said, “I just can’t do this. I have to go,” and turned towards the door. Ellie disappeared out of the room and you sunk to the floor, defeated once more. I guess old habits really do die hard. 
After Ellie left, she didn’t show back up to your dorm for the next 3 days. At first you were pissed off and hurt, but the longer she was gone, the more that bitterness turned into worry. She became the only thing on your mind. You had tried calling and texting but to no avail. Out of desperation, you even decided to ask Cat in class. Dina supervised from afar as you confronted her.
“Cat, I know you don’t like me, but can I please just ask you something,” you said with hesitance.
“Great observation! You’re right, I don’t like you. Now, what do you want?” she snapped.
“It’s about Ellie, I haven't seen her in 3 days and I’m really worried. Do you know where she is?” Cat paused to think before she gave you an answer.
“She’s been staying at my place. Is there a problem? I mean, I am her girlfriend,” she scoffed. Truthfully, Cat hadn’t seen Ellie for the past 3 days either but God forbid she let you find that out. She didn’t want you thinking you had any sort of chance with her girlfriend now that she seemed to be getting iced out too.
Of course, her plan worked just how she wanted and you were just about ready to give up on Ellie. You walked back to your dorm dragging your feet hopelessly. When you arrived you were greeted by none other than the girl who’d been fueling your worry.
“Ellie? What the fuck. What are you doing here?”
“I mean, I live here right?” she answered while rummaging through her things. Here she goes again, pissing you off like usual.
“I thought you did too until you went awol for 3 whole days without saying a thing. If you wanna stay with Cat that bad just tell me. I don’t need you sparing my feelings. You’ve already done enough.” Your anger spoke for you and Ellie was baffled.
“Cat? What makes you say that? I’ve been at my parents this whole time.”
You snapped, “Don't lie to me Ellie, I know you were at her place. If you love Cat so much, just be with her and leave me the fuck alone.” Ellie then grabbed her guitar and slinged on a backpack.
���Fine, I will leave you alone. I have a show to be at anyways.” And just like that, gone again.
You replayed the past hour in your head and considered the fact that maybe Ellie was telling the truth. Cat was never known to be a saint, so her lying all of the sudden seemed likely. This time, instead of waiting for Ellie to come back around, you decided to chase after her.
You quickly threw on a revenge outfit and put on some mascara. You stared in the mirror at your black mini skirt and tight crop top. You couldn’t deny it, you looked fucking hot. The peak in confidence pushed you right out the door and to the venue of Ellie’s show.
When you arrived her band was already on stage playing. You realized this was your first time ever hearing them together and decided to really soak it in. Ellie looked so happy doing what she loved despite all the drama happening off stage. She was even better than you thought. You watched as she plucked the strings and bobbed her head along with the beat. You hated how much it turned you on. The tattoo you loved so much was on full display and her arm muscles flexed with each chord. She’d occasionally bite her bottom lip in concentration and it drove you wild. Her set finally finished and you were more than pleased, mentally and physically. Ellie got off stage and you quickly ran after, shouting her name.
“Hey can we talk please? I wanna say sorry.” you explained.
“Fine, come with me to the bathroom, it’s quieter there.” She grabbed your hand and led you. You pushed yourself up to sit on the marble counters that housed the sinks. Ellie looked you up and down, waiting for you to speak. She took note of how good you looked before frantically spewing an apology.
“I’m sorry for accusing you of lying. I was stupid and asked Cat if she had seen you recently. Of course she told me you’d been with her and I blindly believed.” 
She seemed to be listening so you continued your ranting, “I really hate to fight Els. I miss having fun with you. I wanna move on from everything and just be happy. Together, me and you.” You looked up to flash her some puppy dog eyes when you noticed her attention being diverted.
No matter how hard Ellie wanted to pay attention to what you had to say, she couldn’t help but stare up your skirt. Your positioning on the counter gave her the perfect sneak peek of the space between your legs. Once you had caught on to her pervy behavior Ellie fumbled to save face.
“Shit sorry um, I was just, uh, you have cute panties.” She then flashed you a sideways smile trying to make up for that dumpster fire of a “save”.
“You don’t have to apologize, Els.” A cocky look spread across your face and Ellie recognized what game you were playing.
“Well then I’d just like to say, the wet spot on them is even cuter.” Your face turned hot as you registered the fact that the same girl who made you soak through your panties was about to be the one to take them off.
Ellie slotted herself between your knees as you sat on the counter. Shock turned to hunger in a matter of seconds as you practically consumed each other. Her mouth engulfed yours as if there was no need for air. You desperately clung to her body, using your legs to pull in closer. Ellie grabbed at your chest as she slipped her wet tongue into your desperate kiss. You gasped into her mouth when she found your nipples through the thin fabric of your top. She twisted them with power before removing your shirt completely. Ellie separated from your mouth for just a split second to admire the beauty before her.
“You’re fucking gorgeous,” she gushed and then used both hands to push your legs apart. Your cunt was on full display through the soaked fabric, your skirt bunched up around your hips. Ellie used her calloused fingers to trace the delicate folds peeking from the cloth and you jolted as she brushed past your sensitive spot. She hooked into your panties to scootch the fabric to the side before you suddenly interrupted.
“Ellieeee, we’re in a public bathroom.” She pouted at you with desperation. Ellie needed you now. Out of pure impulse, she grabbed you by the hips, hands cupping your ass, and stumbled with you into the big stall. 
“Take them off” she demanded. You seductively slipped the pink, lace thong you were wearing down to your ankles. The cold air alone on your exposed folds was enough to send a sensation through your body. Ellie retrieved your littered painties and shoved them into her pocket for “safe keeping”. She remained on her knees in the tight bathroom stall and began planting kisses on your inner thighs. These kisses turned into small bites as the shared arousal became overwhelming to your senses.
Ellie eventually found her way to right where you wanted her. Her fingers spread you apart taking mental note of each delicate fold. You gasped in pleasure, as if to urge her to continue. The wet sensation of her tongue finally met your aching clit and a sultry moan escaped your lips. Your opening clenched at the contact as she coached you through the bliss that was her mouth.
“I know it feels good but you gotta be quiet for me baby. Just breathe.” You had barely gotten the hang of keeping calm before her fingers dove in to give you twice as much satisfaction.
You gripped Ellie’s forearm for support as she twisted in and out of your throbbing cunt. She was determined to make you feel good. She needed to make up for her bad behavior.
With that thought in mind, she dove back in with her mouth followed by the curling of her fingers inside you. You couldn’t help but screech and Ellie quickly shot a hand up to cover your mouth. So goddamn noisy. As she continued, you inched closer and closer to the precipice of an orgasm.
The bathroom brimmed with the wet sounds of Ellie’s tongue lapping you up, her fingers assaulting your hole, and the moans she did her best to muffle. But, suddenly, those weren’t the only sounds that filled the room.
“Ellie? Baby, is that you?”
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today i woke up and saw tfblade post how he got banned three times and thought that was kinda crazy but funny.
but being one minute out of bed i skimmed it then saw a reply saying he needed to get off the net and that league is a childrens game.
this immediately provoked me because the thought of someone controlling someone else to be online and calling league a childrens game when i made a ton of money off it made me really angry.
so i replied with the "who the fuck do you think you are lmao" and was laughing on my way to the shower.
i played sf6 streamed played baulders with the boys, then checked back on it and saw a bunch of people saying i fell off, i wasnt human, one parasocial weirdo brought up my ex, and one guy being genuninely confused.
i felt anger and sadness for a good hour and then went back to reasess why this happened and realized the context was he didnt just fuck himself over but it was a korean bootcamp so a bunch of ppl that came over got banned not just him.
not to mention korea stans, vtubers fans, league fans all involved. so realizing that i stepped on a landmine i wasnt mad anymore and actually understood why the feedback was so awful and deleted some dumb shit i said and said sorry to the one guy who was confused on why i would ever say such a thing.
i was in a really bad mood at the end of my day but thanks to my friends who let me vent for a little i came to realize that i actually fucked up by not reading more. and even posting in drama filled with these kinds of fans. i'm impressed that anyone even liked my post because now i feel sick looking at the situation so i deleted it.
i still dont think it's right for others to tell people what to do and calling league a childrens game but i clearly missed the point and took a L today.
everything is good with me but i have no motivation to do anything besides play games and keep myself from being to unhealthy (i'm back at 230) but i plan on losing weight again before any event i go to (evo or twcon) next year and hopefully can post some very happy pictures once again like last year.
that was my day, i posted this because i feel like this is my safe space and i felt a little lonely for the first time in months.
i really dont think i would of done anything to much different in my life but so much pain is caused from misunderstandings and miscommunication and sometimes when i want attention and act like a fool once in awhile.
but i have a lot of gamer friends i enjoy playing games with so im good.
holy fuck i hate being bi now it's like double the horny and i dont need any of that.
thanks for coming to my ted talk
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funny you say that. you remember that post that puffle made, with a screenshot of you saying you didn't know what was wrong with arissomei, That happened Jan 1st. Which is funny knowing you made the burning radqueers burner around Dec 29th. you know that switch from you being a anti to becoming a radqueer.
yet you were still talking to puffle about anti radqueer topics. interesting, very interesting. Why would you be doing that?
Why go through all of the effort to apologize for what you did to radqueers, and then go run back to your anti radqueer bestie. Your not making sense.
"i would have at least liked an apology for the misgendering"
Mizuki, I am sorry i accidentally misgendered you, i will try to do better to use correct pronouns on everyone. /srs
Your next point is entirely unrelated to everything i've said above so I'm just going to ignore it, I already knew this information anyway, I think majority of antis do.
"and still would say all the things said in them, however i will point out that not only is the second screenshot taken entirely out of context, but it was very clearly a joke and i have made it so extremely clear that i dont support that."
rape jokes aren't funny nobodys laughing, even with the context that person made A RAPE JOKE TO CHEER YOU UP, SOMETHING THAT THEY KNEW WAS ATLEAST FUNNY TO YOU. and the context doesn't change the fact that that person sent you a ask saying "wanting to rape people is very lady like" and your response was "YEAH"
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interesting,
"unless you genuinely believe that my trauma is who i am in which case.. disgusting"
no, when the fuck did i say that? Me pointing out the programming?
sorry mizuki, yes, I do believe that you didn't originally support incest, and I'd also like proof of you supporting incest from before Dec 29th.
paraphiles are something that you already have, that's not something that just goes away, TransIds are TransIds,
""you are inadvertently the cause for all of the drama", yeah, no, hot stinky garbage take because thats not how that works lmao."
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I'm using someone elses words for this
"Rot chose to lie about being older than rot was chronologically while rot was dating a 14 year old, all while claiming to be "anti-c." Rot has repetitively treated concern about literal, real-life child grooming as "discourse," from rots first day as a radqueer. Rot has repetitively used rots voice to create a safe space for child groomers, and im fucking SICK of antis treating it like discourse on par with, like, changing your syscourse stance."
let me remind you antiradqueerguy only made that post about you, once they realized that you who at the time identified as a 17 year old was dating a 14 year old, and then ciel got backlash over and over again, you were the cause for that, if you hadn't lied in the first place it never would have happened.
so yes, by the definition of inadvertently, yes you are the cause.
"then maybe you shouldnt have mentioned that you think ciel made me this way."
then give me proof
bye bye
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I'm so annoyed with the Top hate or ppl saying the car scene was fully consensual top is a big boy but not taking Boston manipulating top how easily Top gave in ok so does his reaction not mean anything and everyone is so focused on the 2 years part I'm so sick of if
look. i get it. it's bl. there are a lot of consent issues that have been normalized in the space and in some dramas/contexts, they're not meant to be viewed negatively or interpreted as assault - even if they would be in real life. however, only friends is unsubtly trying to subvert that trope, AND "assuming you have permission to engage in a sexual act because you've done it in the past" with "a partner who is disengaged, nonresponsive, or visibly upset" is not consent,
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and this isn't the first time boston has crossed that line:
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(sorry i keep posting the same screencaps, i really need anyone who hasn't blocked me yet to burn this into their retinas because what the fuck)
"giving in" to someone is not consent. (i also have a hard time believing that the whole choking thing was consensual, both because the assumption issue i mentioned and for Theme reasons. you know, choking on smoke... choking during sex... plus, he really doesn't look like he likes it. not posting a cap of that shit though.)
also, rape by deception is a thing. it's complicated (and unfortunately has been used against trans people😡), but it's a thing. "deception that causes significant harm in addition to the infringement of the victim's autonomy" applies here. autonomy is about making informed decisions.
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top could not make an informed decision because of boston's objectively cruel, harmful deception.
setting aside all of that, even if we somehow don't read it as coercion/rape, top is taken advantage of. that is 100% true. and the person being taken advantage of in these situations is never the one at fault. ever.
tricking someone into sleeping with you under false pretenses is reprehensible. it doesn't matter what any law says (and rape laws are not the be-all, end-all of consent!), lying to top and hurting him that much in the process just so he (who NEVER WANTED TO SLEEP WITH HIM AGAIN!! CANNOT STRESS THAT ENOUGH) will have sex with him should be unforgivable.
the fact of the matter is that if boston hadn't lied to top, cornered him, and touched him without his permission, top wouldn't have had sex with him. period. and that in and of itself should tell you that what went down in that scene was EXTREMELY FUCKED UP because of WHAT BOSTON DID.
[darth vader voice] i find their lack of empathy disturbing
(and wait, what's up with the two years part? why are they preoccupied with that? the only reason the two years thing matters is because mew has been lying since the beginning... and boston more than implies that they're sleeping with each other again. what????)
ugh. this sucks🫂
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do you also get so so so sick of "my fandom sucks" jokes? i got into sonic last year and the series is awsome but the fandom (mostly on twitter) is annoyingly full of "dont mess with us sonic fans we dont even like the games", and then i got into danganronpa and the exact same thing happened. people dont allow themselves to just enjoy anything for some reason????? as if they had to have a justification or apologize for having fun with a thing perceived as annoying by non fans??
anyways i really like your posts, thoughts and rambles so for that and as a fellow sonic and danganronpa enjoyer i want to know what your thoughts on this whole "haha i hate my fandom *stays in the fandom*" phenomenon are. i find it rather confusing personally
DUDE. OH MY GOD KINDA SAME??? Okay, I got into Danganronpa 3 years ago now and only recently last year got into Sonic, Well more like I finally got out of denial about the fact I could be a Sonic fan since I always cared and researched about the franchise more than somebody who wasn't a fan would LOL.
Anyways, It really depends on the context of the joke because I think it's funny when people don't even remember basic information and it's used there? But otherwise it's kinda weird and pointless. The reputation of the fans with media I liked alongside knowing someone who viewed their own interests negatively caused me to become really embarrassed about my interests for a while. I'm finally just kind of embracing myself again and not caring much anymore, I think the jokes and general feeling of people trying to apologize for enjoying something is a lot more harmful than people think. I can say a few of my joking "I hate the fandom," sentiments but it's always followed by SOMETIMES or a PART of the fandom when referring to any drama or specific people misunderstanding things. Every generalization has exceptions and I think it's quite unfortunate people kind of put themselves in a corner like that sometimes.
Honestly it also depends on what the person means when they say it too actually, because sometimes saying that means from the person that they've admitted they have this "bad" status as a fan of something and kind of have accepted it? Like they accept they have that status, say the status is bad, and then stick to it because they've accepted that they're "bad" and enjoy the thing. It honestly is kind of an interesting phenomenon. I don't know, it just kind of all depends on context I suppose.
Just overall I think the attitude people have of bunching status together because of reputation is kind of harmful but inevitable. I do know that whatever phenomenon it is I've been recently stopped being harmed by it from embracing myself lol. I still understand it has a reputation and I may say something like "Yeah, I'm a sonic/danganronpa fan" in a teasing way when it comes to cringe culture jokingly, but genuinely like I'm not sorry or guilty for enjoying anything anymore at all. I mean like, I'm the person who's gone out in public with my surprisingly comfy monokuma jacket and sonic backpack before LOL I don't care what anyone says I'm just having fun and living my life happily with the time I have in this world. I don't need to waste energy thinking about the reputation of the fans of the thing I'm enjoying as long as I'm enjoying it, and honestly life has been so much nicer after that finally solidified in my head again. Nobody lives forever and I'd rather spend it being myself and enjoying what I want to.
Basically my conclusion is this: It can be funny depending on context, primarily when someone isn't having great media literacy, and I think it's fine when exceptions to a generalizations are considered. HOWEVER in general I don't enjoy the negative tone people have towards themself and the guilt about enjoying something that is created with the negative attitude sometimes. We're all just like people on a floating rock I don't think anyone cares if you like the silly hedgehogs, and if they do then they're kind of a loser for getting upset over your enjoyment they should be more concerned with themselves and their enjoyment loll.
Sorry if this has typos or anything lol I was about to go to bed but this resonated with me so i wanted to get my thoughts out right away. Thanks for the ask!! <3
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misslili265 · 2 years
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Heyyyy dear anon, sorry for take so long... but here it is, hope u like, it's just not a Yandere cause I could not imagine in this context ! Thankzzzz
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Kyojuro
Oh man this one... he is so giving. As you wake up is inevitable, a series of sneezes comes out. Kyojuro who was sleeping, wakes fast and sits next to you. You feel the tender hand of your loved one touching your back. "- Oh honey, we need to fix this, huh?" His tone it's positive but you can hear some sadness behind of it. Kyojuro would be the type that would get up worried and make you some tea or bring to you along with all the pampering possible any medicine that would help in alleviating your suffering. And you know... The best medicine it's that bright smile of his. Nothing could be better...
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Gyuu
You're itchy all over and blotchy, while Gyuu, in your vulnerable moments, is around of course, in his mind you're made of crystal. Phrases like..."- What do you need? I'm sorry you feel that way." are frequent but in his heart it's so much more than this. The beautiful sapphire eyes almost spill out of despair. Gyuu wishes to take your afflictions with his own hands and add to himself. After all, he can't bear to witness anything that makes you uncomfortable. You will get used to it... whatever you want in this period is yours. He won't let you move a finger. Yes, you have a slave at your disposal, forever...
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Sanemi
Well we know that he is a rabid dog, but seeing you not being able to breathe at a dinner with friends where you accidentally ingest peanuts and your throat starts to close up, Sanemi is the personification of the word "destabilized." He gets up and with his hands on yours he screams your name and not only yours, but that of Kocho who is at the table between you and the other Hashiras who are getting to know another side of Shinazugawa. As she quickly apply the medication in your veins, Kocho smiles gently. "- Don't worry Shinazugawa, the breathing is totally steady now." Your breathing is ok, but Shinazugawa's chest rises and falls like he's just come back from a marathon. Nor did you expect such a "drama queen" reaction from your angry white-haired angel or his friends, what after all could see Sanemi as a sweet kitten sometimes...
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Adult Muichirou
It's cleaning day at the house and you have a participatory partner who found one of the brother's robes and came to show you and talk about it proud of it, but the mold in the beautiful piece on his hands, did you no good, it's woke up your genes to fight the enemy and along with the battle you have a fever. Muichirou is considerate, feels guilty for your situation but prefers to do something rather than say it. He cleans the whole house, removes any possible future threat to you, after all, it is with you that he chose to share everything but his heart... this one, he did not share, but simply delivered into your hands. And at the end of the day there you are being caressed until you can sleep peacefully in his arms...
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Obanai
Your red eyes make questions arise. "- What happened? Were you crying? Who did this to you?" By responding with a laugh at the strong protective instinct that Obanai possesses, you reply that it is his allergic condition that is under attack. Obanai can't help but be around you all the time, showering you with affection, even if he doesn't seem to be very approachable at times, when it comes to you the story changes. Clinging to you he whispers sweet sentences while your hair is caressed. This after having run to get all your treatment. You yourself suffering from affliction don't think it's bad to feel covered and medicated by the love that Obanai shows...
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Uzui
He arrives happy from the last mission he had and missing you goes to meet you, but finds you dealing with your unfortunate situation. You can feel in the tone of his voice, the sweetness with which he treats you. "- Awww honey, you got sick because I wasn't here, tell the truth you were missing me so much that you're fainting." The phrases have a tone of humor, but inside he hates knowing you're sick. You are served by everyone around, a medical team is invoked just to support you, yes he is exaggerated... You can say as many times as you want it is not necessary, but he will never listen to you in this matter and together with a hug you you can even get a "scolding"... "- I decide what's best for you love shhhh."
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King Gyomei
He is the perfect nurse, in every way possible. Why?... Well, Gyomei is a perfectionist, as soon as he fell in love with you and found out about your condition he took a real course with Kocho to know when and how to take care of you properly, he knows exactly what to do when it happens. Gyomei loves to take care of you, he cooks and manage all your routine. Along with the care he generously bestows on your being, expect a lot of affection, sweet names to define your being..."baby"..."sweetheart"...etc. The soft and gentle touch comes with to do whatever your treatment asks... this giant hadsome has a weak point, and it's you...and seeing Gyomei surrendered like this, all by yourself you don't want to get better so early...
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Dream... the Truth?
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tl;dr: we as a community need to do better. I am disappointed that things have gone this far.
Do I have your attention? Dream finally made a video addressing the twitter drama, and I'm gonna run my mouth on it!
It's totally understandable to not want to sit through the whole hour and 22 minutes of the video but since I'm sick right now I got nothing better to do, and boy oh boy do I have opinions about this.
The only thing I ask is that if you take my words and use them for any kind of content/post of your own, please provide the whole post as a reference. I don't want to be taken out of context. Also, I want to be very clear that I don't have any ill will towards anyone involved. I have my ideas and opinions, but they are mine and I don't think any of what I say should be used as more fuel for the hate train. I'm simply offering my own perspective.
Also, I will be censoring certain words, not because I feel uncomfortable saying them but because I don't know what Tumblr's policy is and spelling the full word would not change the meaning of the message.
SO.
Here's my thoughts on Dream's most recent video:
Starting with the most serious topic he covered, that of the gr**ming allegations. I think he's provided as much proof as is possible to defend himself from the allegations of gr**ming, talking about s*x**l things with underaged fans, and in general any illegal activity. It is quite difficult to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you never did something, because in order to do that you'd have to show proof of everything that you have ever done, every interaction that you've ever had with ANYONE, and that is just straight up impossible. There's a reason that in a court of law the burden of proof is always on the accuser.
However... though he says repeatedly that he didn't do anything inappropriate with anyone underage, I did notice that he never outright denied having s*x**l interactions with fans in general. This makes me wonder if perhaps he has had such interactions, but with people who are legal adults. This is just speculation, obviously I have no way of knowing one way or the other, but this is a very well put together and planned video, so I do believe that everything included or not included in it was done intentionally. Take that as you will.
If that is the case, it's certainly weird and gross, but not illegal, especially considering that Dream isn't some old dude, he's a young adult himself. So if something like that did happen, it wouldn't be grooming, but would in my opinion be indicative of bad choices being made by all parties involved. Seriously, if you're a content creator you should never s*xt fans, and if you're a fan you should never try to rizz up your favorite youtuber. It's gross, even if it's legal. Again, I am not saying that I have any proof, or have seen any proof that Dream did do anything like this, but I want to make it clear that I'm not condoning it if he did.
Dream also spent a bunch of time talking about Nick Cantu, who I will be abbreviating as NC from here on out.
NC began accusing Dream of being a p*d*ph*le without any real proof to back it up and being that NC is also rather famous it really blew up, causing the latest round of nonsense. So far, I've seen no evidence that even remotely supports Dream being a p*d*ph*le. Screenshots can be fabricated, and it seems like no one even did a good job on the photoshop.
Dream and NC have an... explosive history and it seems as though NC was the aggressor throughout the entire thing even if Dream did have a not-so-great reaction to it. It's hard to stay calm when you're being falsely accused. For more context on this, watch the video, but my conclusion regarding NC is that he's got some issues that he needs to work on. I feel bad for him, but Dream is not responsible for NC's actions and statements. It's sad to see someone offload their own stress by causing pain to other people.
That about covers the possible illegal activity that Dream was accused of. But I do have more to say on the entire subject.
Dream has been through a lot. He's young. Like many of us, he had a "dream" (pun 100% intended) of becoming a famous Youtuber. Unlike many of us, he actually did it.
Did he understand what he was signing up for?
Does he really deserve to deal with this mess?
Did his family ask for this?
Regardless of if he's made bad choices, there is no proof that he's done anything illegal. NONE. And unless actual proof comes out, all of the attempts to cancel Dream or dox him and his family have done far more harm than any of his actions.
The MCYT community has a lot of good people, but it seems to me that there's also a lot of stupid people in the fandom. We may not understand the power that we hold over people's lives. We might think that we're just retweeting something, or jumping on a bandwagon by liking and replying, but we all have to remember that there are real people on the receiving end of everything we say.
Don't take accusations for granted. Remember that there's always going to be someone trying to tear down those who are successful, for no other reason than jealousy and bitterness. For the love of God, don't be like that. Just be a decent f*cking person. It's not that hard.
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Bluejay Reads Samples 2
This time: Praetorian of Dorn, various primarch novel samples (Guilliman, Russ, Magnus, Perturabo, Fulgrim, Jaghatai) and Wolfsbane
tonight let's see what dorn's horus heresy novel is like huh, dude with a name like "Fafnir Rann" sounds like he should be a Space Wolf why hello there sexy lamp horus, here to say ominous prologue-y things and then vanish
Okay, for clarification, the reason I've been calling him that is that for most of his appearances he could be replaced by a sexy lamp.
local man tired of his stuff being inspected annnd a dude gets strangled underground
iridescent furred wolves in the gobi desert ok that's sick update: THE SIZE OF HORSES with scaled faces i think they should show up in other places cmon space wolves this is your moment they're even called rad-wolves because of how rad they are Dorn's going through it, huh yeah, the book isn't really grabbing me French is a decent enough author, but… i don't know if part of it is that i don't have sufficient context despite, you know, having read a whole bunch of heresy books already
i think i've nailed down my issue with most of the recent samples and it's that right now i'm not really interested in the big picture space battles kind of stuff, what i want to see is the human drama and also, i don't really want to get invested into minor character POV when i know they're probably going to die horribly
hm ok i think i'll try the primarch novels next guilliman time
Volcanic ash leads to fertile soil, but it also leads to a theoretical misapprehension. Emphasis on the positive outcome can result in the memory’s blindness to the original destruction. If the source of the ash is not taken into consideration, ash may settle over a dead land. The error in the theoretical results in the misapplication of the practical.
guilliman could use some work on his writing skills
My Father gives the Imperium a cause and thus its unbreakable strength. This principle, once applied to all social, cultural, and military formations, ensures a cohesion that surpasses the vagaries of individual ambition.
oh i really don't like that guilliman: expanding an empire by conquest is based, actually
ack! the theoretical practical thing again! it burns! but also it's nice to see the ultramarines joking around okay that's…basically it it's…okay writing, i guess?
russ time yeah. great idea guys. throwing kids out into the wilderness. yeah the heresy-era Space Wolves definitely a lot less fun to hang out with than their modern counterparts and also don't have the nice coffeeshop hangout ambiance yes by all means let's all eat organ meat with our bare hands and get juices and blood everywhere how unsanitary also given this place is lit with freakin braziers and has straw underfoot: a) that's a giant fire hazard b) that's also a carbon monoxide hazard yes let's also turn over the tables and fight here you guys are lucky you're space marines with all that undercooked meat you're consuming anyways, writing was….also okay, i guess? there was an okay story hook but im still not invested enough in Russ
ok one more for tonight, time for the Magnus one ack! McNeill! My nemesis!!!
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and I continue to be unsold on the topic of Perturabo seriously? stealing quotes? lame, man okay this is. not too purple a prose.
okay mcneill you win this round having magnus be sad about the destroyed art
ack! the usual purple prose description!
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but were his nipple horns thrusting magnificently im sorry im never going to let that one go okay mcneill definitely improved haha especially as a storyteller i still don't like him but at least in the preview THIS TIME I was blissfully free of undulating muscles okay, it wasnt in Angel Exterminatus either. I will be fair.
perturabo sample time
The road was rough, studded with rock polished smooth by the feet of generations of animal herders. Thorny plants lining its edges scraped at the boy’s legs. He examined them cursorily as he passed, curious about them even though he already knew their fundamental essences intimately. He breathed deeply, thrilling at the rain smell even as he formulated hypotheses as to where the rain had come from, and why it affected the world the way it did. Everything was new, and everything familiar. Knowledge came into his mind without active recollection. It was simply a part of him. He was a newborn burdened with wisdom beyond his years.
yeah so like he just got a bunch of knowledge dumped in his head and also can always see the eye of terror i feel like this explains a lot? but also i still do not like him
There was so much to see that he had never seen before, but much was familiar. He knew it all: the materials, their properties and the effects the architect had intended to instil. Perturabo looked upon everything and was at once amazed and jaded. His delight at each new observation faded as the knowledge sprang into his mind, leaving him feeling cheated of the joy of discovery.
yeah that's got to suck perturabo with literally no memories: gold sucks iron is cool hm yeah getting a database dumped into his brain did him zero favours lmao zero memories and already he's like "ew, gods, gross"
Perturabo sneered. ‘A world you cannot see? The existence of such things is illogical. All mortal experience can be encompassed by the rational laws of reality.’ He paused. How could he prove what he had just said? Nevertheless, he felt it deeply, utterly, as an unshakeable conviction.
sdjkfhsdfl it is very funny to me now that he was besties with magnus
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there's something in here but i don't have enough data points to properly chew on it yet
Lorgar:
‘Dwellers within,’ the Chaplain declared, his voice amplified to a roar by his armour’s address system, ringing back from the stone walls. ‘You have been found guilty of non-compliance with the desires of the Emperor of Mankind, refusing the benefits of Enlightenment and denying the Imperial Truth. In persisting with your worship of false gods you directly defy the mandates of Terra. Furthermore, in refusing to acknowledge the falsity of your worship you commit the wilful and persistent adherence to an error in matters of faith. ‘There is but one Lore and Law, and it is from Him of Terra that it springs. Font of Truth, the Emperor has claimed this world for the benefit of all humankind. You refused to set aside your selfish vanity and are therefore guilty also of treason against humanity. No clemency will be offered, no mercy shown. Your lives are forfeit and your estates shall become one with the great Imperium of Mankind.’
so that's how you guys are justifying it, huh this has to be before Monarchia lmao kor phaeron: your prayers have been answered! now go hide except you overpriest dude: wh? kor phaeron: i need your head as proof that i killed everyone overpriest: i thought you said my prayers had been answered! kor phaeron: didn't you pray that the gods would look at you? well congrats you're gonna meet them! and then there's a worldbuilding interlude tsk. sloppy writing. the actual description of living on colchis was well done though
Fulgrim:
Fire and blood. It always came down to fire and blood. Or so his brothers, in their wisdom, claimed. Compliance was forged in fire and cooled in blood, they said. Skies of ash and fields of bone. Fire and blood. A monotonous philosophy, lacking in even the crudest artistry.
is someone an asoiaf fan
It frustrated him to no end that such a belief was the guiding star of humanity’s great adventure. Even the Emperor seemed to hold to it, though more for efficiency’s sake than any other reason. Fire and blood. Efficiency and speed. The watchwords of the Great Crusade.
lmao, "efficiency" bluejay flashes back to just about every compliance she has read about lmaoooo
hm dipping a bit into purple prose again but no one is longing to render his effervescent form into pale translucent marble yet
He turned back to the stars as a polite chuckle rippled through the group. ‘However, we can judge our own efficiency, or lack thereof.’ The chuckles ceased, as he’d intended. There was a time and a place for humour. He knocked on the glass of the viewport with a bare knuckle. ‘My brothers leave behind them a trail of worlds broken to the wheel. Scars of fire and blood, carved across the face of the galaxy. I think – I know – that there is a better way.’ Another smile, swift and sure like the slash of a blade. ‘A more efficient way. And together, you and I will prove it.’
Huh
oh for- Fulgrim, please stop sexually harassing your subordinates or….whatever is going on here no, yeah, I stand by my original opinion also, wow fulgrim: be very careful how you talk to me or you won't like the result fulgrim: in private is fine (even though i am threatening you for talking casually to me in private as we speak) fulgrim: so give me your honest opinion on whether i made the right choice or not this is right after him asking the captain's opinion on his speech and then getting on his case for the response i continue to dislike fulgrim
He laughed softly. ‘I would have expected that suggestion from Ferrus, or maybe even Horus, but never Russ. He has hidden depths, that one.’ ‘Well hidden,’ Abdemon agreed. Fulgrim laughed again. ‘Now, now, that is one of the Emperor’s sons you’re insulting, Abdemon. And my brother.’ He paused. ‘My mangy, flea-infested barbarian of a brother.’ He glanced at his subordinate.
man fulgrim would not be a fun boss to have
ew, eugenics the emperor's children are really into blood purity stuff huh okay. the writing on this one was decent but i'm not really interested in the story that seems to be the case for these books in general lol
Jaghatai time:
let's see what Wraight has to say about his blorbo owo Jaghatai mad at the Emperor
‘His neck,’ said the Khagan of Chogoris, the Great Khan of the Fifth Legion Astartes, his long black hair flying loose. ‘If He does not learn to bend it, one day it will break.’ ‘The mind – unequalled,’ the Khan growled, swinging into another hall. His closed fist punched out at a bulbous vase, and it shattered into a rain of echoing fragments. ‘But the neck. That is the weakness. That is the flaw.’ ‘He gazes on the infinite,’ the Khan spat, ‘but we are body, blood and bone.’
o w o this is definitely the most interesting of the primarch novels
‘This is our message – there are no gods, there is no magic, there is only reason. This is our only weapon, the one sanctioned by Him, beloved of all, who set this thing in motion.’ ‘Is nonsense.’ Niasta smiled tolerantly. ‘Which is, I gather, exactly what the Khan told the Emperor. And that’s what’s giving my master considerable trouble, and when our respective masters are at loggerheads, it falls to us to smooth things over.’
Yesugei smiled sadly, knowingly. ‘You wish us to lie.’ ‘We wish you to be sensible.’ ‘He will never lie.’ Yesugei lost his smile. ‘He has fault. All men have fault. But not this. He make an oath, the oath is kept. You understand?’ ‘This is not about truth,’ Niasta said, just a trace of exasperation creeping into her polished voice. ‘It doesn’t need to be.’
heh
anyways Jaghatai continues to be best boy and this is the only book i really am intrigued by
Wolfsbane!
it opens with past!Horus POV of meeting Leman for. the first time. it uh
Horus stared at the barbarian king. No fraternal feeling came to him. Instead he was flooded with dismay.
It didn't go well
‘Are they fit to serve you, my lord?’ asked Horus. He hurried on before the Emperor could reply. ‘They will take much training. Think of the acclimatisation period. We have wiped out cultures more sophisticated than theirs. We should do the same to them.’ It was a plausible lie. His objections to these wolf-kin were rooted elsewhere entirely, and he was ashamed of that. ‘We have killed many similar societies, but we have welcomed hundreds more worlds like theirs into the Imperium. Fenris has complied. There will be no purge.’ Horus was bereft. He was no longer alone. He should not care, but he did. He was embarrassing himself.
hashtag just teenage primarch things
...
Sensing his son’s resentment, the Emperor rested a hand on Horus’ shoulder. The touch sent shivers into Horus’ soul. Loving devotion welled in his hearts that he could not deny, try as he might.
uh. is he like. emotion bombing Horus here?
‘I understand your disappointment,’ the Emperor said, amused. ‘You and I have fought side by side for years. It is natural for you to feel this…’ The Emperor’s humour grew. Horus basked in it like he would the sunlight, even as it burned him. ‘…sibling rivalry. But I need him. We need him. He was made by me as you were. He is a brother for you, if you like. Brotherly competition is to be encouraged, because it will drive you on to greater efforts.’
Oh no
The Emperor required Horus to look at Him, so Horus did. Horus’ will buckled under the force of the Emperor’s attention, but his misgivings would not retreat.
this explains so much
‘If I cannot trust you to learn how to work with the others, and lead them as the first of my sons, then I have overestimated you,’ the Emperor said. He said it blandly, but the thought of disappointing his father struck Horus with a panicked dread. ‘I will not fail you, father,’ he swore. ‘I shall befriend him. I shall help you teach him.’
yeah this explains so much about horus
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Okay so Bluejay's Emperor thoughts on the topic of the primarchs
I think it really confirms my impression that he got by on pure warp-based charisma rather than having actual social and interpersonal skills I don't think he was deliberately trying to mess up Horus to the extent that it actually happened
I do think part of him did genuinely care about the primarchs, and Horus especially, at least based on everything I've seen so far but he didn't care about them enough to not see and treat them as tools and the combo of that plus him somehow being, how to put it not having the wisdom and sense that God gave a slug that combo is what got us here!
‘We do not believe in fate.’ ‘ This is the Imperial Truth? This the Emperor also says to me on our trip here. An interesting idea,’ he said, as if he had evaluated and rejected the concept. ‘The Imperial Truth,’ he repeated, changing the emphasis as if trying out which way suited him best. ‘You do not believe it?’ said Horus. Leman of the Russ shrugged. ‘When gods come from the sky and tell you there are no gods, it takes little time to see what is true and what is not.’ ‘And what do you think is true?’ ‘I think a believer who ceases to believe when the truth of his world confirms those beliefs is a fool,’ he said simply. ‘It doesn’t matter what gods say. We don’t pay much attention to them. They are as drunk and stupid as we.’ He grinned.
you know if i had a nickel for every time this conversation happened in the book samples i picked up tonight, i'd have two nickels which isn't a lot but it's funny it happened twice i'll be honest this is the book that's selling me on Russ the most and like actually getting across his concept the best
‘Good?’ said Russ. His smile was all pointed teeth. They did not fit with the primarch’s clean-shaven face. It was rarely commented on, but Russ was a handsome being, though his features tended to the blunt and he had many scars. All the primarchs were made to be perfect, but some of them, Fulgrim and Sanguinius in particular, were more beautiful than others to begin with. Leman Russ was handsome in his way, if one looked past his furs and his manner. Loken wondered how many people ever did.
don't worry, Russ, I'm sure someone will love you for yourself okay this one is definitely one i want to come back to
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bhaalsdeepbat · 4 months
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Astarion's Big Day
I've been doing a multiplayer campaign with @justabiteofspite and I just. need to detail what happened across two in-game days of Astarion being the party face and fucking it all up.
So, to start it out, he NAILED his shit on the Nautiloid. He picked up Us, Spite's Tav, Catha, was able to get the flame sword (nice), and everyone escaped alive and with all the explosives I asked that we grab on the way.
Everything goes great until they hit the grove. When I say that we did NOTHING in the grove before I got us locked out. We entered, Astarion got a free ring from Mattis to remember his sin, then went to pay Kagha a visit. this is where everything immediately went sideways.
We're level 2 right? We're weak. Pathetic. We should not be doing anything but saying "Yes ma'am, no ma'am," but this is Astarion. He suddenly has freedom and he doesn't remember what consequences can be like not under Caz and unfortunately here, they're still pretty deadly.
So, Arabella didn't make it because Astarion tried to stay out of the Druid business, and that made him so mad. He tried to take the body to her parents and it caused the druids to turn. So, we killed Kagha, ran out and found the Druids just massacring the tieflings.
again, we are level 2.
Astarion tries to loot what he can and accidentally triggers the bears to see him, Lae'zel, and Catha. He sneaks the fuck off, the bears kill Catha AND Lae'zel, we do NOT have Withers yet and the game won't let me long rest without Catha being alive. So he has to sneak back into the grove, gets Catha, but leaves Lae'zel's dead body there, which meant the grove didn't close.
So they go back to revive Lae'zel, LEAVE HER THERE, make a beeline for the Goblin camp, and Astarion leads Minthara to the Druids. He steals the idol of Sylvanus, everyone gets to quickly rest so Minthara can come finish these assholes off, she does, and she wants to fuck Astarion real bad.
Catha did get a vision from selune that if Astarion didn't steal the idol of Silvanus before going to sleep, Minthara and ALL of the goblins would attack him and Lae'zel, then Catha and Shadowheart would enter initiative at a significant delay that caused this omniscient, omnipresent authority figure laugh forever before having to F8 because again...we were level 2 lol
Meanwhile, Catha and Shadowheart are making eyes at one another and Astarion is there egging on all of the Cleric of Seluna x Cleric of Shar drama. Like these two are what he watches when he's ready to wind down at night. They are his Days of Our Lives, and he sometimes will whisper shit in Catha's ear when he wants to see them go through a different storyline. She's real dumb, he will grow to love her, but he will fuck with her and give her ideas of shit to say.
Anyways we go to the goblin party and Astarion just gets BACK TO BACK sick burns. He had to gaslight Gale into staying, and the convo they had HOLY FUCK. I was speechless. Astarion was just standing there kicking rocks a little ashamed (not that he'd admit it, he was actually really angry) because that was scathing.
then he goes to talk to lae'zel who was FROTHING for him, then ends it with, "but I'M NOT GONNA FUCK YOU BC YOU IGNORED ME TOO MANY TIMES" like baby i'm so so sorry Astarion literally had her in the party instead of Gale TO talk to Zorru, but the shit with the Druids turning happened before I spoke to him and note to self do that shit first lmao
Astarion has to go spend the night with Minthy bc he needs ONE of these strong bitches to protect him, but her sex scene is. in the context of astarion's trauma, it was fucking triggering for him and so he wakes up day 3 angry, traumatized, and ready to just fucking go.
he did NOT like woodstock this year. too many bears. (i named the save file woodstock after the bear attack bc we had to pause there lmao)
they finally hit level 3 and it wasn't even by killing anyone. Idr what it was, but it was either discovering a place or just from a quest update lmao
So, level 3 made Astarion feel BALLER enough he started looking for a meal. Karlach wasn't edible, but she attacked first so they had to take her out. Astarion then led them to the Paladins of Tyr and just decided to start wiping them out. No convo. Only murder. He's feeling insecure and too vulnerable after his night with Minthy.
I have no idea who this man will end up with atp because the plan was gale, but shit went sideways real quick and i'm just going to roll with it organically.
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bearsbeetsbeskar · 8 months
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stupid personal life highschool bs drama?
idk if it is the fact that I am getting my period soon, or that there it gets dark by 6pm now, but I've been feeling so meh and low and unmotivated. for what feels like, absolutely no reason?
I'm dealing with personal drama from a best friend I have had since highschool (let's call her B), who has seen me through thick and thin, and it's honestly so draining. B and I have been saying for months that we are going to go visit my other highschool best friend who moved two hours away from us (let's call her S), (we're basically the three amigos). I have gone to visit 'S' many times before, made the drive up to go see her handful of times without 'B' because she was not available or always busy. well, I went to go visit 'S' this past weekend and posted on social media (cause it's my life and I can), and 'B' messaged me, basically attacking me and ripping me apart for going to visit our other friend.
For context, 'B' and I had last texted about going to visit this friend in August, and the dates just weren't working, the last message from B was suggesting 'what about October?' I didn't end up replying to that text cause, well, life happens. My mom started radiation and I was gearing up to begin grad school, so it was the furthest thing from my mind, and B and I texted about other things since then. When I posted the pics from my visit with S this past weekend, B called me out and texted me being like 'thanks for the invite, you know I wanted to go with you.' I got defensive because why is it my responsibility to keep messaging her and providing dates that don't work for her? I told her she doesn't have the right to make me feel bad about going to visit S, and that she could have also texted S about coming to visit her. Cue B calling me a bad friend, a bitch, condescending, telling me that I have my head in my ass and a bunch of other shit. To which I say, it isn't that serious?
She refused to see my point of view and kept going on her tirade, saying I was talking down to her like she was dumb or didn't know how to make plans of her own. I honestly don't know what got into her but she was acting psychotic. And I'm sick of getting the brunt of it and having to justify myself and my actions. We're all adults, we can make plans without needing approval from one another, like ?????
This is just a rant at this point but I'm pretty fucking hurt and upset that my so called friend from highschool days would go to such lengths to attack me. And by the sounds of it she doesn't regret lashing out like that. Anyone who knows me in my personal life knows that if you cross me, you'll never hear from me again, cause I don't do second chances and I absolutely do not hesitate to cut people off who have hurt me. I'll be really sad if a 12 year friendship ends over something so small and trivial as this but I'm at the point in my life where if you come at me with any sort of hostile energy you better prepare to deal with the other side of Nicole that comes out.
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tw; mentions of pedœphilia, and gr∞ming
I got sick and slept for a few days to come back to this blog to someone trying to argue how simping/lusting for a minor character isn't pedophilia??? so a very bare bone but decent enough reasoning as to why the annon or annon's are wrong.
- 1 - it is, by definition, it is. there's not if's, and's, or but's about it. yes it's a fictional character, but it is still a child, so by definition you are defending pedophilia.
- 2 - children characters, regardless of how old they are in human years, if they are defined as a child by their species or peers, it's a child, point blank. so the whole "but they lived so and so years" argument, is an empty excuse to to be a pedophile without the repercussions of your actions or the judgment of your vile behavior.
- 3 - I'm 19, going onto 20, if I see a child character, I don't think about them past "damn, it's a kid" or "wow, that's my sibling now" because thinking past that is disgusting and concerning. the absolute worst I've done, is aged up characters to feel comfortable with the idea of being *friends* with them because I don't feel comfortable being friends with anyone 2 years younger than me.
- 4 - fiction, can bleed into reality. people who engage in that style of "content" can and most do, act on it. that's why it is repulsive and vile, by defending it you are actively encouraging it and putting real children at risk.
- 5 - what if it was you? seriously, what if it was happening to you? what if it was your best friend or a younger family member? would you be comfortable with it then? if you can't say you'd be okay with something in that context, with nothing else changing but the person it was happening to, then clearly something about the situation is wrong, and if you cannot understand that, you need help.
a child, is a child.
children, cannot consent because they don't understand, their minds aren't developed enough to understand and quite frankly, it's repulsive and terrifying that someone has tried to defend this behavior. worse if it was more than one person. I am not speaking from a place of "moral superiority" but from the place of a past victim, I was groomed as a kid. it was a terrible experience that haunts me to this day to the point I no longer celebrate my birthday anymore. 3 years of my childhood was lost to someone I thought I could trust, and so did my family and I am lucky that they never went all the way with me despite their best efforts. and if you think a monster ruining a person's life is okay, I hope you get the help you need. it is on the adult for behaving in such a repulsive manor and to the annon or annon's trying to argue that this is okay behavior, I hope you seek out therapy and get the help that you so clearly need. this isn't okay by any means and the fact you are trying to defend it speaks volumes to what kind of monster you are.
good on the owner of this page for discontinuing the content that led to this issue, you are a good person for doing this and I am genuinely very grateful that you have done this. I'm sorry for the petty and idiotic drama it has caused you. I hope things stop and you get to go back to your normal life and get to enjoy the things you enjoy without dealing with grimey monsters who try to defend other monsters like them.
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AMEN, YOU BETTER PREACH, SEND A BUCKET AROUND Also thanks for the kind words! I've been doing my best to get my steam back up and going. I'm working on one of the more detailed requests bit by bit. I've noticed a small drop in followers since the post and tbh all I can think of is "Wow so all of those people were so mad about not being able to sex up a minor they went to pout off when someone had a reasonable reaction to something absolutely despicable and horrific." See ya, you creeps won't be missed! I'm sorry to hear that you're a victim, as a fellow survivor I hereby bump my fist with yours in solidarity. To anyone who still wants to try to dig their heels in, allow me to present a question: Do you not think it weird that you are fighting and kicking and screaming for the "right" to draw/write porn for a character of dubious age when there are PLENTY of confirmed of-age characters? To the specific point of the 'immortal who looks like a child' argument: Why are you so obsessed with proving that a religious deity (in the case of Nezha)/fictional character who is clearly physically/mentally a minor can have sex or do sexual things? Get your head out of the pants of kids and into a Bible cuz y'all clearly need some form of Jesus.
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Well, it's been three weeks, and apparently it's now a straight shot to the season finale with no breaks in sight, let's go.
Last time on Quantum Leap, Ian caused the plot. Meanwhile, in Hell's Kitchen...
I never had Indian food, I've always wanted to try it.
"You've gotta stop eating the merchandise." Out of context, that's a drug dealer line.
Okay, so that memorial Ben passed was the dad, I had a hunch.
I choose to believe Ian was staring at that drawing for all three weeks.
"Did you leap?" Well, not yet, Magic, catch the fuck up.
Also, I'm pretty fucking sure Ian leaping occurs in the season finale.
"Not you you, just future you." Distinction without a difference.
Meanwhile, Ben's back in the same fucking alley from the 1980s.
OH fuck, why is Ben in 2009...
The editor is having epilepsy.
I love the implication that Addison just knew that off the top of her head, and she didn't need Ziggy for it.
"HEY RANDOM PERSON TALKING TO THEMSELVES, IT'S MUGGING TIME!"
Ah. A landlord. Starting to piece together why the building burned down.
"Look, you want your money, I don't wanna be choked, life's shit for everyone."
Addison, he's clearly fucking lying, keep up.
"This is your last chance. We both know there's a good chance I'm the one who causes the building to catch fire. I ain't fucking around."
...okay, is that foreshadowing that Ben's about to cause this mom's heart attack as well?
"What's all this?" A giant iPad, obviously.
Look, Ian, I get it, you're stressed out about causing the show to happen in the future, but take a breath.
"No one here believes you're a risk. Janis is more of a threat than you, and we still have her locked in the broom closet!"
"We owe $30,000, just get an extension, you're acting like she tried to murder you in the alley!"
"Web-sheb". Not entirely convinced that wasn't supposed to be "web shit".
Oh God, that beast of a computer...
Why is this turning into the plot of Ratatouille?
"They were going to see the pyramids this year." Calling it now, that was supposed to be the episode, but budget cuts happened.
Ben Song: Can handle space, but not family trauma.
Corpse or Sleep?
Sleep.
Bro wants to ditch work to grab sick kicks, right as the mom is experiencing carpal tunnel.
Okay, this really is Hell's Kitchen if all of these conflicts are snowballing into one clump...
I hope "Dimpy" is actually a nickname, but chances are it's not.
Okay, so, let's total it up: Massive debt, stuck on the past, lingering presence of dead father, baby mama drama, skipping work for new shoes, nerve damage, and pride above all else. And a fire as the bow on top.
200 people in 2009, that's basically the end of days.
Someone's about to get slapped.
"See, this is how you react, being upset that I said your dreams are bullshit!"
[This is the most fucking ominous commercial for Airbnb...]
I was so distracted by Ian's sick tattoos, I failed to realize Ian got a subplot this week.
[As a sidenote, my stance is that people are only complaining about the Project subplots because the show is stuck to 42 minutes a pop; not nearly as many people would be complaining if the episodes were a few minutes longer. The Project subplots aren't bad, the episodes are just compact.]
"Didn't you just call me useless?" "Stop focusing on the past!" "Kinda difficult for that!"
"What else you can do to save a restaurant other than bring in new customers?" ...burn it down the the insurance money is my immediate answer, but I don't think that applies this time...
[I was busy blowing my nose, I missed all of Ben's phone call.]
The mom's impatience going to fucking be the death of her.
"Only in America" will wear itself out pretty fucking quick, ma'am. Trust me...
Annnnnnd the heart attack.
...why am I not surprised Ian was a "Pretty Little Liars" fan?
Is it just me, or does she look like Mila Kunis?
And the mom is still on the floor...
And Ben now has PTSD...
"Your mom had an aneurysm. She didn't. Get the fucking first aid kit."
Okay, I have to side with the mom on this one about the world being harsh, but only because she's in 2009, and I'm in 2023, and I know how bad it gets.
Okay, so now it's 300 people, now it's the end times.
Meanwhile in Oregon, I guess...
They're having out at a pizza place, this episode is clearly inspired by Pizza Tower.
The American Dream = Greasy cheese pizza.
Look, to be fair, spicy food has caused lawsuits. Google "Doritos Roulette".
...okay, calling it now, the landlord got impatient.
Can't tell if CGI or actual explosion...
"2% is low, but not zero." Quantum Leap is an educational show.
AND I'm pretty sure I was right about the landlord.
"Just because we don't have a restaurant doesn't mean we don't have a restaurant!"
Ben's about to invent the pop up restaurant.
[Firefox is lagging the fuck out right now.]
I wonder how much money they spent renting out this location, because 100% not a set...
"Everything you do, you do for a good reason." There, you see, Ian's justified in causing the show to happen.
This looks like a wedding reception.
"I tracked down a few weddings-" CALLED IT
All it took for her to let people in was the landlord being a bitch.
"And so a child will lead them", quite literally.
[Seriously, Firefox is taking a minute to finish adding the sentence I typed in 20 seconds.]
All of this sick ass food is making me regret having pasta alfredo for dinner.
"We'll be serving family style." Mic drop.
I swear to God if the landlord is holding up the investor...
"Ironically, he has food poisoning..." That doesn't negate my guess...
Did they just invent Patreon in 2009?
And the landlord is SEETHING off in the distance.
YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, FUCK YOU KATHY! GO DOWN IN FLAMES LIKE AL CAPONE!
"You two don't need me." Okay, is it bad that I thought she'd immediately have a heart attack then and there?
[It's down to the wire, Firefox is on its last legs...]
And Ben's reward for saying "I love you, Mom"? Playing Battleship with Brandon Routh.
Holy shit, that boat CGI was bad...
[Also, why do I get the suspicion the plot of next week's episode involves preventing World War III?]
Well, I managed to finish the liveblog, in spite of Firefox slowly dying!
Burn in Hell, Kathy.
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shinigxmi-muses · 10 months
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[ I was intending to get back to replies ASAP, but apparently I have to take a small break and do a PSA, all in one. I just. Can't believe this happened twice in a single year; only a few months apart...
For those who don't want to be involved in any drama/not wanting to bother reading it- (No judgement; I wholly understand.)
TL;DR: I tend to keep my private life and RPC blog content separate, these days. Unless I want to give a heads up, I'm really moving away from the life-update kinda stuff... However, it is something entirely different when you bring your personal beliefs of other peoples' lives onto my dashboard. ESPECIALLY which applies to me.
I will unfollow. I will block. This is my space to relax and have fun. Have your opinions all you like; I intend to care for my own mental health. ]
Okay, with that out of the way... Context. (But kept in vague terms, as I've already unfollowed + blocked what caused me stress today. If you know, cool, but. I'm not "calling anyone out" or what have you. Just saying "this is how I feel, I'm not arguing it, we'll be moving on after this.")
For the SECOND time this year, I've had to find out a mutual has anti-polyamory sentiments. And I get it. Some people have bad experiences with it or know someone else who did. Maybe you just personally don't agree with it. You're monogamous, intend to stay that way, don't care. Whatever it is, I don't have problems with that.
I have problems when it's on my fucking dashboard. I have problems when there's lies being spread that it only could ever be harmful and/or abusive in nature. That it "ruins" relationships and puts children through pain. I also have EXTRA problems when someone can't even own up to having anti-polyamory views, and deletes the posts after making them. (I'm salty over this, yes. Let me have my moment.)
If not obvious already, I am polyam, and so is my partner. We're a duo rn, and not really looking to change that...but open, as we've ever been. I know my limits; I'm probably down for a third, and then no more. Aside from that, I crush wildly, and my boyfriend supports it and teases me about it. (I also do the same to him, LMAO.)
Again, it may not be for everyone. But it's taught me to communicate better. I've learned more about myself. Any relationship failings have never been on polyamory itself; just that we weren't ready or it was the wrong time, like any other relationship.
BUT!!! And this is my major thing... If you don't like it, cool. I don't care; put it on MY dashboard, however, and that's where we have problems. I once again state: I am NOT here to indulge in daily news. To post my opinions. To share my life. If I want to, I have separate sideblogs for that. All connected to my main, away from my Fun Place.
It stressed me out, to start. Totally blindsided me, and I felt like shit. Now? If not yet obvious: I'm pissed. I'm one of those people where I am just as polyam as I am nonbinary or demisexual: that is unarguably me. I've always been this way, but was given words for it from one of my partners. I'm happy this way.
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Anyways. Final note/thoughts: Again, believe whatever makes you happy. Live your life and your truths. But I will block if more of this shit ends up in my sphere. I'm not having it.
Oh, and feel free to block me if you disagree, as well. Sucks to lose people over personal matters, but I'm sick and tired of having MY nice things trampled over by other people.
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minerwarfare-suzuya · 11 months
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Alright, I'mma take this on neutrally compared to my responses with Mobox87's brother SonicCrash since I barely know Hanna besides that she's doing the kind thing to take care of Mobox87 as a close friend and run her Tumblr during her recovery.
The Suzuya alter ego will be out of this and I'mma just be myself on this.
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First thing to address, it's good that Mobox87 is improving better mentally and physically getting back up on her feet to live her personal life. I'm not coming off as sarcastic but being brutally honest since despite the harsh criticism from the Moboxcritique, Zombify and I. Along with my violent behavior with my critiques in my comic strips, we don't hate Mobox87 as a human being nor do we condone the threats involving to wish death or rape upon her own mistakes online.
When Nicole went to go DM Cagney for an interview it didn't go well because of how Nicole approached them with their rude remark on Cagney not wanting to voice call with an explanation on why.
Now due to this post being made, Nicole was unaware about it after being block until later on she found out and has claimed that the conversation posted on the Moboxcritique blog is taken out of context in the ask inbox on her second account then goes to slander Cagney along the critique blog.
The issues about the out context screenshot claims is that Nicole has not bother to show proof of that being the case. If Nicole has the guts to call out Cagney over a conversation that didn't go as intended based off of screenshots shared on Moboxcritique blog then she should show screenshots or a screen recording of the conversation as a way to provide proof that Cagney allegedly lied to everyone.
Since Nicole interviewed one of the running accounts of the Moboxcritique blog. Kevonica would be another person that she'd interview which resulted in the same issue as shown in the screenshots that are in the archive link posted on the critique blog.
Zombify would take a part in defense for Cagney and Kevonica against Nicole's allegations about the conversation being taken out of context.
Nicole treated these interviews as a way to intervene in the drama to her liking as a stan for Mobox87. She made the interview with Mobox87 one sided during the stream and has kept it that way towards both Kevonica and Cagney instead of the neutral approach to be in between both sides of the drama.
All these allegations and claims that Nicole made on her Tumblr and Instagram are the ones that's all truly taken out of context.
Nicole is the one who is harassing and you've only fallen for her lies, Hanna.
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Nicole is condoning this behavior as a come back for revenge over these threats you don't wish upon your own friend and possibly not to anyone else deep within your own heart.
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If this makes you truly feel sick then you should feel the same back with what Nicole is doing since you are not just being the administrator of Mobox87's blog but also being the bigger person to show others that Mobox87 has changed.
The people who follow me and the Moboxcritique or any account against Mobox87's actions might not agree or believe that she's change with our comments and opinions on her publicity online but that doesn't mean we would want to threaten her life or think she deserves death for the things she's done as an act of justice.
So yeah, we're adults but are we harassing a minor as justice for what we do? No, we're dealing with a minor having a temper tantrum by making allegations against the Moboxcritique blog and Cagney for supposed harassment.
Now I know you said that you won't be choosing sides Hanna but you should at least look into our side more over this current beef with Nicole instead of relying on her messages.
Anyways, that's all I wanted to say in regards of the situations narrative for everyone to see and whenever you get to read this Hanna since tomorrow you have plans with cheering up Mobox87🧁.
Yours truly,
MinerWarFare Suzuya
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Oh! Actually one more thing for Nicole!
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Nicole quit accusing Cagney of lying and harassing you when you are the lier and a hypocrite of doing these proclaimed actions.
Do everyone the favor.
Cierra la boca y toma esta L
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