#no one actualy thinks they are romantically in love fuck

[professorsta]

Been seeing some... wack shit in the watcher/shyan tag so just a heads up for anyone new to the fandom:

Shane and Ryan are aware of Shyan. Neither of them are comfortable with talking about it or interacting with the ship, but they are aware and don't care because the fanbase doesn't bring it up. The predominant faction of the Shyan fanbase Do Not actually think Shane and Ryan are going to break up with their wives/fiancé just to bump uglies with their dumbass friend. Those who write or create art of Shyan are doing it in the same vain as people who ship two characters who have never interacted, to further explore a dynamic not seen in "canon" and to basically smash two dolls together to kiss. If you want to talk/write/or make art of Shyan, keep it in the tags, if you hate the ship, block the tag.

The watcher fanbase tries to be a respectful, fun place to scream about our favorite three fools, but telling people to kill themselves? Over rpf is sucking the joy out of it. Sending threats to even people who just don't mind it? Is causing more attention to be drawn to the ship than just ignoring it. Shane and Ryan wouldn't thank you for causing a stir about fanfic being made about them, especially if your fighting strategy is to get people to feel ashamed enough to think that you're validated in telling them to kill themselves. How is that decent? How in your mind do you ever think Shane and Ryan wouldn't find that fucking weird as shit? More so than the people who want them to hold hands

#fuck like I've been a fan for like 7 years now #and I always liked delving into their dynamic #they are really close friends ! it's interesting to see a friendship that is essentially a partnership #because of the legality of their business #and these new fans who think they are doing anyone a favor #by stirring the pot or making people #(who have been the crux of the fandom with their art and stories) #that post about shyan feel uncomfortable #are supremely annoying and should stfu #block the tag! #Shane and Ryan don't care! #no one actualy thinks they are romantically in love fuck #shyan #sorry just I've been seeing some mean shit #and a lot of my mutuals are very kind and lovely people #who post shyan and they don't deserve that shit #watcher

[trutrustories]

STUDY IN LOKI ROMANCE

Part 6: Conclusion

Since we're only a few days away from the last episode, I decided to COUNT DOWN everything we´ve got so far ( that can be interpreted very easily as romantic ) and discuss what the actual fuck is going on with second season. Because even though I shipped lokius practically from S1E2, I absolutely did NOT expect this kind of development. (Not that I´m complaining)

Warning: This is gonna be LONG post, lots of screenshots, lots of SPOILERS, lot of "oh-my-god-they-so-cute" language, and little bit of meta.

I originally thought that this post would be everything at once, but since I have just too many screenshots this time around, I´ll have to split it. so every post will be one episode. Color coding means:

IIIIIIIIII = anything, that coud potentialy be just acting choice.

IIIIIIIIII = everything else (tzn.: whatever was written, and/or carefully prepared by filmmakers. )

side note: I already wrote, about how amazing it is, that Mobius is unable to fight but fights anyway and how beautifuly, and ridiculously brave he is HERE. But this is about Loki/Mobius interactions, so I´ll try my best not to talk about THAT. (Even when I´m really happy, that s2 continues with this formula and Mobius is still his completely defenseless while aggressively brave self. I love him, btw.) Here is count down for every episode:

EPISODE 1 HERE

EPISODE 2 HERE

EPISODE 3 HERE

EPISODE 4 HERE

EPISODE 5 HERE

Sooooo 51 lokius moments, that were completely and utterly unexpected, but yet here they are. Why? Let´s start with over look at what we´ve actualy got: Things that could technically be just acting choices and Tom´s and Owen´s chemistry together:

unexpected exhibition of touches

Distressed God and his Happy Face (at O. B. office)

Loki finding Mobius´s joke amusing

Loki´s head tilt and smile at Mobius (in pie scene)

"They say opposites attract. NO."

Another exhibition of touches (ep 3)

"let´s be as close as we physically can" challange (at Timley´s spech)

Loki glow up (Loki fixing himself for Mobius/Don)

Loki being very nervous and stuttering while talking to Mobius/Don.

Loki gently helping Mobius/Don through the time door. Things that are deffinitely NOT just acting choices:

"Mobius It´s me!"

"Tell me, you recognize me!"

scene in in an elevator

Mobius and Loki talking to OB.

bickering, like married couple, part 1

"Mobius if I don´t make it back" and "You´ll make it back".

Mobius risking his life SKIN for loki and refusing to give up on him.

Loki saves Mobius in an epic fashion and they end up in a hug:

matching suits part 1

Loki defending /saving Mobius from Brad (with magic!)

Mobius and Loki struggling to assemble IKEA furniture- sorry Tapmad together

" And he knows..."

Loki being very concerned for Mobius after his outburst, saying that It´s okay, and then suggests having pie

Bickering like married couple (part 2)

The whole freaking pie scene!

Loki and Mobius: mischievous duo (Breaking Brad)

Loki, not following Sylvie (at the end of episode 2)

matching suits part 2

"And they lived happily ever after..." circle transition

Loki and Mobius enjoying popcorn:

Also... Bickering like married couple (part 3)

"You know sometimes I forget, that you are one of them... Blows my mind!"

Mobius supporting Loki in using magic...

Victor/Ravonna - the most transparent mirror ever:

THE TANDEM BIKE

Loki going with Mobius, not even thinking about it anymore.

changing clothes together

Bickering like married couple (part 4)

The "misunderstanding trope"

Pie scene number two

Shot with only two of them, right before the end of ep4

Loki looking for Mobius in PIE ROOM

Loki Time slipping to the theater room

Mobius/Don casually informing Loki, he´s a SINGLE dad and telling him his entire work schedule

Loki time slipping to Mobius again (right when he started to be hopefull and Happy, that O. B. will be able to help him.

Mobius/Don dropping everything and forgeting about his two mischievous sons so he can give Loki full attention

Wanna buy my wife´s jetski?

"A beautiful union of form and function"

"You saved my life, when I first arrived. You saw something in me, that I hadn´t seen in myself."

"I want my friends back. I don´t want to be alone."

"It was more about what I wanted."

"It´s not about where, when or why. It´s about WHO."

So... let´s scrap the theory, that romantic tention is created only by chemistry between actors (though it IS amazing and also key ingredient) and their acting choices. Because so far, screenplay, and cinematography was supporting their story as well. I feel, like I should clarify, that I do not expect Lokius kiss, or blatant confirmation to happen. I was here during Johnlock debacle. And I was here, when Destiel ended... the way it ended. And I refuse to put in creators (especially when it comes to marvel/disney) any hope, that I know can be crushed so very easily. I´m not doing this shit again. If it happens? WOW! I´m gonna be surprised. very pleasantly surprised. I will litteraly never shut up about it

But I do not expect it. Not even now, when I saw, what are creators of Loki able to put out in the world. Like this for example:

Or this, very brutal death scene:

And yeah, I am avare, Loki officialy CAN have male love interest, because it was confirmed in a text, that he´s a bi.

Also there was this (very misleading) article few years ago:

Still. I can´t bring myself to hope for anything explicit. But I absolutely understand anyone, who have that hope. And I know, how great feeling it is, while it lasts. Anyway. I´m gonna look at all possible options, I can think of. Even some, I feel, are more possible then others. And maybe answer is not just one. It could be more things at once.

Explanation number one: Creators took notes on how season 1 was received. And they saw, that Mobius is very popular, well-liked character, his interactions with Loki were favorite moments according to majority of an audience, and decided to lean more into that, for viewer´s sake.

Same with sylvie. Once they saw her romantic relationship with Loki isn´t that popular, they decided to give her her own agency, own story instead.

Explanation number two: They genuinely think, they are showing deep friendship between two bros and nothing more. I mean... Loki getting close circle of friends and wanting to stay with them is a one of the bigest themes this season. They are trying to make a point about Loki changing bacause of them (and probably making sacrifice for them) But there is still very intentional difference between his relationship with Mobius and everybody else. Mobius is obviously the most important one of the bunch.

Explanation number three:

Creators want romantic scene with Sylvie and Loki to be big surprise at the end, so they tried to show as much problems and conflicts between them, as they could and limited their screentime together.

But I personaly think, this would be stupid for many reasons:

Making Mobius and Loki focus this season caused people to rooth for them, and be invested in their relationship more.

They showed multiple times, that Sylvie wants from life very different things, then Loki and their philosophical views differ greatly.

It doesn´t look like creators put enough effort into building up this kind of ending to be satisfying. It would just feel like they´re trying to surprise / shock audience. Explanation number four: They think that what they are doing with Mobius and Loki is father/son dynamic. (I´m sorry, but this would be just hilarious. If this is the case, I would love to know, what they were thinking, when they decided to leave Owen´s line: "You´re just a little pussycat" in there. Or when they look at all those acting choices and said YES, THANK YOU. THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.)

Explanation number five: They´re queerbaiting the hell out of us. And their master plan is to make us all watch and having hope and then they will throw in the finale some last minute no homo explanation and wil laugh in our faces.

(I suppose I don't have to say how much I like this option *sarcasm*)

Explanation number six:

Creators would like to make Lokius canon, but they are restricted / they´re not allowed to. So they decided to go as far, as they can. To give us little (big) nods, to give us those beutiful scenes. To double down on everything lokius related. And they know what they can get away with before casual viewers notice that there is something gay happening. (I mean... it looks like they can get away with anything but kiss at this point :D Like seriously. I saw people talking about how beautiful Dean and Castiel´s friendship was EVEN after finale, so...)

Explanation number seven:

They are doing Love triangle thing, where they will try ultimitely "please everyone" by giving us some scene that could be potentialy seen as romantic between Loki and Sylvie AND between Loki and Mobius (while leaving it for interpretation) In Czech republic, we call it: "when the wolf ate well, but goat is still alive."

Explanation number eight: They ARE able to make Lokius canon, but they actually like podtext more, then posibility to make it transparent, and that is just the way, they want to tell this story.

Explanation number nine: They were planning to make Lokius a thing (if not from the start, then after season one) and they made whole season this way, so more people would rooth for them. And it will end with some form of confirmation of their love story. ( as I mentioned above, I can´t see this happening, but that is my bad experience talking. If it happens, I deffinitely won´t be mad about being wrong here, I can promise you that :D )

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I gues we will know more about their intent after episode 6. Right now, I´m actually just hoping, that story will stay consistent as much as it can. And characters won´t die. On the contrary I hope, they will end up happy, because they did earn it. I have to say, that I enjoyed this season even more then the first. And I really do hope, that finale wont make me change my mind. Regardles of intention, this show is high quality and it is obvious how much care was poured into every aspect of this season from effects, cinematography, costums, sets, music, acting... I think, that this show is a best thing marvel did in a long, LONG time.

Also please, pleaseeee let this season end at the place, where it will be possible to see Loki and Mobius in other MCU project (I would honestly watch anything, where they appear together)

And lastly: If it doesn´t end the way you wanted, please please don´t let anger to rule your actions. Do criticize as much as you want, but please don´t harrass anybody. At the end of the day, creators of this show are also just people. Don´t say anything, you wouldn´t say into their faces. If it will end badly, watch your favourite, comfort gay show, celebrate how much Lokius fix-it fanfiction we´ll have! And how much art already exists because of those first five episodes.

Or take that frustration and turn it to motivation: maybe you can create something better!

I was there in 2017.

Please just don´t let TV show ruin your whole year and your creativity.

for people who got here and read it all: I really appreciate it! Thank you! 💚

PS: Sorry for my english and all the grammer mistakes I´m aware it´s not ideal 😅

#loki spoiler #loki #lokius #loki season 2 #loki series #loki laufeyson #loki and mobius #donki #tom hiddleston #owen wilson #mobius #mobius m mobius #mcu #marvel #loki spoilers

[vypridae]

nrnfhdhdhhd I know you as the person who draws amazing drawings of the V's- so I want to share some headcannons I have about them since fellow V's enthusiast:

Trans fem Velvette (..she just gives those vibes-)

Intersex Val (I only half headcannon this one)

Omnisexual Velvette (preferring girls because she just. she just is idk-)

Valentino secretly gets flustered at actually romantic gestures because what is this feeling he's the overlord of lust and depravity not love-

Vox is a simp for Val. We already know that though.

Velvette thinks any of her old styles are cringe

Velvette definitely has a full folder of photos and videos of Val and Vox being all gay for eachother because they're too dumb to take any photos for themselves.

Vox's screen lights up when he's flustered

That is all :3

-🦈🧪

FIRST OFF YOU CANNOT JUST DROP THAT YOU KNOW ME AS SOMEONE WHO DRAWS "AMAZING DRAWINGS OF THE VEES" IM ACTUALLY GONNA IMPLODE ??!?? WHAT HTE FUCK /POS LIKE THANK YOU SO MUCH HELLO

secondly YEESS VEES HCS !!!!! transfem velvette is so 100% something ive thought of before, its not really something i hc like all the way but its sooo genius and i love that, AND INTERSEX VAL . YES . im always a sucker for hcing characters as intersex and / or trans (trans vox actualy is the best hc ever did u know /j)

omni velvette actually makes so much fucking sense what . i like hcing her as lesbian because i lke the idea of her two gay-for-each-other best friends that keep trying to drag her into stuff and she denies them because shes not into them but also ?? in a world with poly vees thats actually so perfect and is 100% what im going with

ALSO YES !!!! YES YES YES YES YES FLUSTERED VAL OVER ROMANTIC GESTURES YEESSESS EYS YES YESY SEYYES im writing a fic thats gonna end with that actually SAHJKJASDFHGK stay tuned ill post it eventually

velvette having a full folder of staticmoth being gay is actually so canon so real . she threatens to use the videos/pictures as blackmail and staticmoth are like when the FUCK did u record these . and shes like its a secret now get to FUCKING WORK

ALSO . VOX'S SCREEN . LIGHTING UP WHEN HES FLUSTERED IS ONE OF MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE HCS I LOVE IT SO MUCH AND IDEK WHY . us when we share like 90% of these hcs actually

#anon ur such a genius actually #thank u for sharing these ogmhoam <3 #xanbox #hazbin hotel #the vees #vox #valentino #velvette #staticmoth #voxval

[inthestarsme]

Astro Observations pt. 2

Disclaimer:

‼️Don't repost my Observations without consent and mentioning my page‼️

I very much respect non-binary or trans people. If i'm talking about man or woman, i'm talking about cis-men or woman i know, because often, due to societal coding/standards, there can be differences depending on the gender. But it could very much apply to you if you are non-binary or trans. Just take what resonates and leave what doesn't, as spiritual people like to say.🫶🏻

If you don't agree with my observations, please don't send any hate. It's personal observations that i'm posting just for fun. Especialy my very specific observations can only apply to certain people. So don't take anything you read too seriously. It's not a science, just pop-astrology!😎

So let's go!

Moon 3rd House: I have this placement and if i am going through something, i always need some close friend to talk to. And i feel like, if i had siblings i would probably always talk about it with them (if the relationship was great). I just really need to talk it out, sometimes it doesn't even matter who exactly it is. 🗯 I also am a singer, and this placement can indicate great singing abilities (not bragging lol), or just being great at expressing your emotions verbaly/ vocaly. You might also use singing as an emotional outlet (i did that when i was little and too shy to talk to people about the stuff i was going through). 🎤

Aries Moon: Aries Moon can have really big emotional outbursts and can be very direct and aggressive in communication without even noticing. They aren't necessarily always like this, the ones i've met were actualy very confident talkers and quite patient. But if they get too emotional or you say something that gets on their wrong nerve, they can have quite extreme reactions or be very mean, without meaning to. 🤬Also, some kind of sport might be a great emotional outlet for these people. 🥊

Saggitarius MC: I've heard this thing about Saggitarius MC being seen by the public as the "bad guy" which might not be true for everyone, but i've actualy noticed it in quite a few famous people. Billie Eilish has this placement for example, and one of her most famous songs is literaly called "bad guy". She is also known for this more dark and emo aesthetic/ music and is said to have created the new music genre "emo-pop". ☠️

Scorpio Venus: I personaly have this placement, and when i love i love DEEP, which can also lead to possesiveness and overjealousy. But i am very loyal, and just by my moral standards (my Venus is in my 9th house), i would never cheat on my partner.🖤

Scorpio Mercury: I also have this placement and i loved talking about deep stuff since i was little, and i also have no problem talking about taboo stuff. There is almost nothing that shocks me, and so sometimes i can also tend to overshare mine and others secrets, because i thinks that it's not that big of a deal, even though later on i realize it might actualy be. 🫢

Saturn in the 7th house: You might go through very messed up romantic relationship stuff at some point in your life that could very much traumatize you. It's a fucked up placement to be honest, i wouldn't wish it on anyone. (Cheating, compulsive liers, etc.). One famous example is Johnny Depp. 💔

Saturn 4th house: Your home life could be filled with fucked up experiences, especially in your family. It can go from just very stern parents to domestic abuse. You might need to free yourself from that and bild your own, secure home to have a happy and well regulated home life. 🏠

Jupiter 12th house: Could very much have a lot of secret enemies. People you considered friends might just suddenly cut contact or block you, for no apperant reason. But you could also, depending on what's going on subconciously with you, give off very weird vibes, which might be the reason people react to you like that. Some people just can't pinpoint why they don't like you and keep a friendship with you because they feel bad, and someday just cut off the relationship without explenation, because exept for the weird/bad vibe they get from you, they couldn't tell you why they don't like you. I'm not saying it's okay, but this might be the reason. People can really feel what's subconciously going on with you. So you really need to work on you subconcious stuff and listen to you intuition/ the universe, so you can tell which people are bad for you and which ones are not. Your strong intuition and connection to the universe is one good side of this placement, which can bring you a lot of great stuff if you tap into it. If you heal and give off very good vibes, you could maybe attract some amazing people and even heal people just with the vibe you give off. 🪬

Leo Sun men: I can't explain why, but every Leo sun men I've met has done some marshall art at some point in their life, and even quite successfuly. It doesn't matter if karate, jiujitsu, taekwondo or kickboxing, just something where it's about fighting. 🤼

That's it for today! I really enjoy writing these, so leave a like, comment or share/ repost this to show some love! Bye 🤟🏻

#astro observations #astrology #astroblr #astro community #leo sun #aries moon #saggitarius #scorpio venus #scorpio mercury #jupiter #12th house #3rd house

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Locals Writing Prompts Part 1

nothing but Locals usual stupidity

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1. "Why is there a corpse and a acid bath"

"it's my self care day"

"this is no explanation what so ever"

"really? I thought it was pretty good"

2. "why are you holding a bottle of poison?"

"To depen our friendship and trust?"

"Congratulations you just achieved the opposite"

3. "Where did you get a dog from?"

"This poor little guy was sitting in a hot car for hours!"

"It's good that you saved the dog but what did I tell you about watching people"

"that we can't afford another lawsuit because losers think I stalk them despite me just wanting their pets"

"could have done without the losers but yes"

4. "Why are you holding roses?"

"Is it so suspicious I'm trying to be romantic?"

"It's you, of course it is"

5. (watching their beloved try and fail at opening a glass jar) "what did I do to deserve them"

6. "Okay I can explain"

"the kitchen is covered in blood and you in bandages so I hope it's good"

7. "Why is the house burning?"

"Okay in my defense you thought it was good idea to leave me alone"

8. "I found another kitten :D"

"beating someone up and taking their pet because they are a shit owner doesn't count as finding"

9. "Frog buddy :D"

"this one is poisonous"

"oh so that's why my skin itches and you look like a funky 5 eyed cow"

10. "Why are you holding flowers?"

"because I love you?"

"You love nothing, what did you do?"

11. "Go to sleep, you look ugly and tired again"

"I'm always tired and ugly"

12. "Why are you holding a cake"

"I wanted to do something nice"

"you never do nice things"

13. "Where did you get a cat from?"

"Business secret"

"theft isn't a business secret"

14. "Did you just kiss me"

"aren't we together?"

"Yes and the last time I tried to hug you, you panicked and nearly broke one of your bones"

15. "Why are you calling me when it's 3AM"

"(screaming coming out of the phone)"

"please don't tell me you went through with your bank robbery plan"

"well..."

16. "I made cookies"

"are they safe to eat"

"yeah I tried them myself"

"I meant for somebody that isn't you"

17. "Meow"

"you aren't a cat"

"how do you know that?"

"for one you don't have whiskers" "what if I cut them off?"

"Please just shut the fuck up"

18. "I bought a venus flytrap"

"because you think they are really funny"

"I actualy hoped they would eat one of my roommates but yeah they are funny too"

19. "Did you steal my snack?"

"No"

"you are covered in crumbs"

"yeah from my own food"

"lying snake"

"you stole mine first, I'll call it getting even"

20. "I love you more than anything in the world and would die and kill for you"

"are you talking to the dog again?"

"Yeah who else?"

"Sometimes I wonder why I married you"

#locals writing prompts #local shouldn't be allowed to think #I usually use this tag for my stupid ideas #but honestly it fits for this one too

[geronimomo-spd]

8th doctor, emotions and masking

ok finished Creed of the Kromon and i found this one bit fasinating (please do not take this as a pass to listen to t his story it is not worth it and my point can be made even stronger with other episodes)

this doctor fucking fasinates and makes me angry and confused at the same time like it all started with a line after the triel, like Charley is being sent away to beecome a fucking slug monster ok and he is like "don't worry charley! im gonna solve this soon :) like, the 8th doctor doesn't get angry, unless its about his presonal feelings or very little in every story and its very easy for him to go back to happy again!

like it was very apperent in his story with the Daleks a few stories ago, he laughed at them!! he got angry they are runing time, but we never get a "im gonna stop you, im coming for you, i will do this!" moments from him, like, almost nothing!! that's why it was so unsetelling in Scherzo!! because he doesn't do this! and i thought that now post Scherzo, we will see this kind of behavor more but nothing!! this doctor feels so much younger then every incarnation its wild

like it came to a point that right after they are taking her away you can hear a voice going "don't you dare touch her!!" and the transcript says that the doctor says this, but that's just it!! no its not!!! that is not Paul's voice and its Crizz!! im sure it is!! so it was pure wishful thinking and a very clear case that any other doctor would have said this in this cenerio, he just doesn't its not how he does things and that's fasinating

i feel like an arciologist finding ancient findings of an ancient culture its all very interesting to me also, this is coming from me finishing Natrual History, (as much as you can argue about the editor being a true version of the doctor done a 180, which i sort of do), i also now accept that this doctor will have a lot of dark and scary moments!! when he is not happy and excited, e seems to marvel at the bad guys, but he still won't get angry like this often!!

he obviolsy cares he just shows it differently then any other doctor i have incantured, idk maybe i need to expiriance more of others doctors

now that i finished that scene i am here to say this, ok as i continue a little he got angry after Charley wasn't in the room!! why are you hiding your anger my love what are you hiding you little shit

it feels like masking to me! or at least the kind performance that is so indep with who he is that its hard to see who is he and who is the performance, it checks out to me couse of the way he only showed his true anger after Charley was out of the room! a kind of anger that i was waiting to see for most of his stories! trying to be more appealing while having emotions he just think are not suited to who he wants to show!

also i think there is a lot to say because Scherzo is such an episode for the doctor actualy screaming and showing his real self and then Creed is "ok nothing good came out of that thing… ill just try to… come back to the real me! (ie what he concives is the real him right now, ie his romantic always happy and excited agenda) but not quite being there because now he really is starting to feel the rift between himself and his masking that he also conciders himself

anyway to put a cap on it, 8 is caculated, but its more fighting in how to show genuine emotions, its caculated and shit, but it always feels still very real at the same time, i relate to the way he shows his emotions like that a lot, caculated but very real at the same time.

the emotions are real but he is constantly caculating how to show them and that is so relatable and fasinating to see in a doctor

#doctor who #dw #8th doctor #eighth doctor #eight doctor #paul mcgann #8th doctor big finish stuff #big finish #paul your doctor is so babygil until he very much isn't #fave #8th doctor listenalong #thoughts and stuff i guess

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Can we talk about Crowley's statement under the bandstand though?

"How long have we been friends? 6,000 years!"

Can we assume just for fun that he isn't exagerrating for dramatic effect or whatever? 'Cause— heartbreaking responses aside— that shit is fucking hilarious and adorable.

'Cause, from Aziraphale's perspective, they absolutely have not been friends for 6,000 years.

Not even in a "no, he's a demon, by sheer coincidence we just happened to decide to have lunch in the same restaurant... at the same table..." way. I'm fully prepared to admit that they were friends by that stage, but that sort of thing did not start 6,000 years ago.

Personally, I'd argue that we probably don't see them as proper friends until the Hamlet scene, the first time (if I remember correctly) we see them meeting up by previous arrangement rather than by lucky chance. The first time we get a look at those puppydog eyes of Aziraphale's as well. The first time we see Aziraphale explicitly refer to his fears about Hell hurting Crowley as a reason to hide their relationship.

This would put their transition from 'good aquaintances who get on well' to 'actual friends' at somewhere in the middle ages. History fans may recognise that period as being not 6,000 years ago.

But fine, let's go further back. Maybe you want to are that their friendship actualy started in Rome, the first time Aziraphale asked Crowley out to lunch (personally, I'd argue that the fact that they still seem pretty distance and estranged from each other in the knight scene conflicts with that, but all interpretations are valid and it's not like this is the sort of thing you can measure with a ruler anyway). That does have the benefit of giving them ~2,000 years of friendship, which definitely isn't to be sniffed at, but also definitely isn't the 6,000 years that Crowley claimed.

What I'm saying here, is that for the past 6,000 years, as far as Aziraphale is concerned, he's been basically living an extended version of When Harry Met Sally (with the 'falling in romantic love at the end' bit being optional depending on how you interpret them). A series of random, unexpected encounters with someone that gradually grow into a stronger, more meaningful relationship.

Crowley, on the other hand?

If we believe Crowley, he took that one social interaction on the wall at Eden and absolutely ran with it.

"Goodbye, random, unusuall sociable demon," Aziraphale might have thought as they went their separate ways.

"See you later, my new best friend!" Crowley would probably have been thinking.

And it does make a sort of sense as well. Crowley lives in Hell, and this angel just made small talk with him and sheltered him from the rain with his wings.

Everyone down below is too scary and too on edge all the time to be friendly. Everyone Upstairs thinks he's scum. The last time God spoke to him, it was to tell him that he was going to have to crawl around on his belly and eat dust for all eternity. The two of the three other sentient beings on Earth, however nice they might have been to chat to in the early days, are now blaming him directly for their fall from grace.

Anyone who's spent time without friendships, and without any obvious way of making them, knows what it's like to latch on to any positive social interaction with someone like "look! I made a friend!" even though the other person might just see it as a kind gesture, and I feel like that's what Crowley's doing.

The whole time Aziraphale must have been agonising over how close he was growing to this... this demon, how this might affect them if word got back to their respective sides, whether angels and demons are even capable of forming friendships with each other, or whether instinct will out... there's every chance that Crowley was just sitting there blithely thinking back on their 5,000 years of friendship.

I'm just saying, there's more than one oblivious idiot in this relationship.

#good omens #ineffable husbands #platonic good omens #crowley #aziraphale #good omens meta #good omens headcanons

[sins-of-the-sea]

//Really, the inappropriate age writing thing is what drives me up the wall the most. This isn't to me being mean, it's a simple mistake that can be learned and overcome. And what frustrates me, perhaps, the most, is when I see it in published media too. It's actually hilarious in a pathetic way.

Fanfiction: teenagers who can't write adults

Canon media: adults who can't write teenagers

And that is something I really urge everyone who wants to improve their writing to be really mindful of.

Now why I'm ranting about this on my Sins blog is because this is ESPECIALLY true, on both accounts, when it comes to historical writing that I feel fanfic writers and RPers often overlook. There is a REASON why I am super mindful of uncomfortable things like colonialism, race, and so forth. The experiences someone of a historical period growing up will NOT be the same experiences you and I would undergo, even if we can relate to them. Events don't exist in a bubble, and what occurs in one generation will have a ripple effect in another. Not bearing this is in mind is why we have boomer parents who complaining to their now grown children, many already in their 30s or near 40s, why we don't have our own houses by the age of 25--WE didn't grow in a post-WWII prosperity, THEY did.

But by bearing in mind the historical differences, it makes the events that humanity will always go through and never change all the more sweeter and even funnier because the CONTEXT of our understanding of this period of time is better grasped. Consider the origins of 'painting to the town red' as a phrase. Dudebros getting drunk and causing vandalism is uncool. But an 1830s Irish marquess getting drunk and literally PAINTING (not spray-painting, using a GODDAMN BRUSH) parts of the town and ACTUALY PEOPLE red? Fucking hilarious.

But even in just writing characters appropriate for their age, it's really important that you bear in mind the CONTEXT of what they're doing and what struggles they're going through. Age-appropriate Angst is especially something I feel many writers and RPers alike tend to not realize is a thing. Consider the scenario of a romantic break-up:

A 10 year old: Cute, but come on. You're 10. It hurts now, but you're literally still a kid. There are too many things to enjoy and appreciate in this world at this point in your life for you to mourn the break-up between you and the person you like.

A 16 year old: Tragic, and definitely will affect how you see relationships in the future... but you're jus 16, still in high school, still dependent on your guardians to survive. This break-up may be your first, but it may not even be your last. Use this as a learning experience about yourself as you grow into this massive world. Perhaps, even in retrospect, you'll see this breakup needed to happen, and you'll be happier for it.

A 45 year old: Now THIS is where it gets super harsh. You're reaching middle age. You've likely gotten a career and your own living space now. If you were married and had kids, they're probably in their teens or grown by now. And now a divorce?! Or perhaps your kids were born from a tryst and you can't juggle your work and love life together. Or maybe you never had kids, but society pressures you, for your age, to fucking finally settle and start a family. What if you never find love again at all?! What if you're going to be locked in an endless cycle of finding bodies to warm yourself with but they never stay?

This is why the example given in that other post wherein a 28 year old would NOT tell two snogging teenagers in a kitchen to 'get a room'. The 28 year old would more likely tell the two kids to stop altogether, not to be a killjoy, but to be RESPONSIBLE. Also, being an adult watching two teenagers makeout is just uncomfortable.

This isn't me just calling out teenagers who can't write adults--again, the same traps falls when adults can't write children, and it makes me think if they remember, at all, what it's like to be a kid. But again, boomers yelling at their millennial kids--the experiences are NOT all the same. If you're an adult who has a hard time connecting with the younger generations, consider looking up milestones on child and adolescent development, then what events have happened in their lifetime. 6 year olds will be affected by the COVID-19 pandemic differently than a 13 year old. 6 year olds will also be affected differently by the September 11 attacks than a 13 year old. Childhood idealism will always be a thing, but the circumstances of their lives and their settings WILL be affected by the world around them at the time.

TL;DR: Please be mindful of your writing your characters to be age appropriate and understand the context of their actions and thought processes if they are acting immaturely. Not only due to age and experience, but the setting, especially if certain historical events would have a great impact of that time.

#listen I pay attention to these things especially in RP #I am kinder to my younger RP partners but I will NOT be as kind to someone of my age group who really should know better as a writer #this is not a callout to anyone btw #it's just a general rant because I've been RPing since 2002 #before some of you are even BORN #and even then as a 16 year old #it annoys me to no end #HI 2002 STAR FOX FAN COMMUNITY #WHO WRITES 41 YEAR OLD PEPPY LIKE HE'S EITHER 14 OR 99 YEARS OLD #*screams in frustration* #anyway I went on this rant #because I've been having frustrations with Rashid lately #I'll rant about that another time #[OOC]

[kurenailukia]

Ok @biznichwrites i was reading about that "Giyū calls his dick noodle" and i got some kind of idiotic epiphany. Behold:

Tomioka Giyū as a Writer

So you'll think "How can this dude who's horrible with words be a writer?". But under that calm and silent exterior, is a man full of big surprises.

Yes, I mean his dong, but he also has other big surprises besides that.

Even when he has terrible communication skills, did any of you realize that when he wrote to Urokodaki to accept Tanjirō as his student, his letter sounded ridiculously well written?

Well, one day you caught him writing a letter and when you looked over his shoulder not only did you notice that his calligraphy and orthography is fucking good but that he has talent for written words, and you were like: ...You should write stories. Like you REALLY should write, even if just once.

You convinced him to write a short story of whatever he wanted as a way to improve his comunication skills. But he doesn't know what theme he can use so he goes for a comrade he has saw reading a lot and maybe could recomend him some books to find inspiration: Mitsuri.

He doesn't know that all those thick books he has saw in her hands were in fact romace and erotic novels. Kanroji thought that Giyū got interest in that now that he got an S/O, so she didn't bother to ask anything and just let him borrow her favorite novels.

When he got the time to read, Giyū is confused at first, then embarrased and then his nose started bleeding when he got to the juicy part of those books, but his mind somewhat got to the conclusion that: "If Kanroji, a cute young girl, likes to read this kind of books... Then (Y/N), who is an even cutter girl also likes this kind of things"

Well... If he needed to write something, it would better be something you would like to read.

When he finishes the manuscript and ask you to read it for opinion, you were sure as hell his story would be about sword techniques or nature descriptions or at most, some kind of fictional diary.

You almost droped the papers when the protagonists in the book, who where almost a self-insert of Giyū and yourself, started this passionate love story with dramatic plot-twist, some fight scenes against villians and wonderfully writen dialoges.

Like Giyū just put in a paper all those romantic moments he wanted to have and the emotional things that he wanted but couldn't say to you until now, and you just want to finish reading so you can kill him with kisses and hugs.

But then shit got real when the two characters started to make out and things scalated as the pages turned. His wonderful words, precise and clear, were sweet and full of meaning, but the actions were so well described that you could almost feel what was happening, As if he had put a spell in the ink which he had used for writting to catch you in his story and become you in his protagonist.

When sex is actualy happening, you're feeling like some kind of candle, your cheeks red like all the blood in your body got trapped there. The hero is over his beloved one, bewitched by her beauty, intoxicated by her kisses and the aroma that gives off her soft skin, and at last they will become one being...

"And then he gently slid his noodle inside her coochie"

....

Error. Brain.exe just stopped working.

"There's something wrong, (Y/N)?" Giyū started to worry when a solid minute passed and you just where there, petrified like you just got an aneurism.

"Giyū... I think you made a mistake here? It says noodle."

"... Is it bad spelled or something?"

"No. It says noodle."

"... Isn't it how it is called?"

.................

"Why are you looking me like that?? Say something!!"

#KL escribe #en ingles lol #headcanons #Kimetsu no Yaiba #Demon Slayer #Tomioka Giyū #Tomioka Giyū headcanons

[enbiart]

Liquid Courage

It's Zack's birthday, and Sephiroth wabts to tell him something. TW for alcohol.

The long awaited day had finally arrived - Zack's 18th birthday. This day was eagerly anticipated by both parties, for similar, yet not quite the same reasons. It was the day he became a legal adult, after all.

For Zack, that meant he finally had the legal freedom to do the things he'd already been doing; Things such as drinking, betting, and buying weapons. Technically speaking, he was already allowed to do those things once he became SOLDIER, as SOLDIERs were granted certain exceptions to the law. However, his ever-honorable former-mentor Angeal made it clear that just because he could do something, doesn't mean he should. This lesson applied to many things, actually, but it was very much emphasized when it came to the law. Zack did those things anyway, but back then it always came with a side of guilt, so he was quite glad to be rid of that burden.

For Sephiroth, it meant he could stop beating himself up for having a fucking crush. The legal exceptions applied to the age of consent as well, as the common belief was that, if one was old enough to kill, then they were old enough to have sex. He didn't know if that applied to him, though, seeing as his first kill was at seven years old, and he was certainly not old enough to have sex at that age. So, he fell back on the social lessons his former friends had imparted onto him. Namely, that one tirade Angeal went on about that affair one of the Colonels had with a Third that he, in no way, approved of. Using that moral as reference, Sephiroth was very aghast when he realized that he felt not very platonic things towards his Second-in-Command. Zack was a First, sure, but he was still seventeen, which was technically not a legal adult by civilian standards.

He had felt dirty and ashamed, but mostly disappointed, because of course the one time he began to like-like someone, he wouldn't be able to pursue them. Did he know how to flirt? Gods, no, but it was the principle of it.

Needless to say, he was pretty excited for the big day to arrive.

On the big day, they were both pretty annoyed at realizing that, yes, they still had paperwork to do, and for the first time ever they both sat their asses down and did as much of it as they could just so they could clock out earlier. Clock out earlier they did, and they felt very triumphant of that fact. With the whole half-a-day left to celebrate, Sephiroth had waited in anticipation to see how Zack would want it done.

He wasn't very surprised when Zack wanted to get drunk.

He was surprised, though, when Zack wanted them both to get drunk in the privacy of his apartment. Internally, he was very pleased.

It took a hell of a lot to get a SOLDIER drunk, though, and especially a SOLDIER of Sephiroth's calibre, so the rest of the afternoon and some of the evening was spent amassing booze. Cheap booze, expensive booze, disgusting booze, good booze - as much booze as they could get, because damn would they need it. Most of it would be drank by Sephiroth and Sephiroth alone just in hopes of getting a buzz. He'd never actually gotten drunk before, so he was a little hesitant, but Zack had seemed so excited at the concept that he just went with it. Besides, he'd heard plenty of gossip from the secretaries that he's pretty sure it's better to be drunk when confessing, so it was probably for the better.

That led to the current situation.

His head felt like cotton. His vision swam. He felt flushed. The room seemed like it was rocking. He's almost fallen out of his chair three times, and he wasn't even moving in it. Zack, on the other hand, seemed perfectly unaffected, and was having the time of his life. Sephiroth scowled, the motion feeling exaggerated.

After this was over and done with, he decided, he was never so much as looking at bar ever again.

Zack snickered at his expression. "Hehe... Feelin' alright, Seph?" He asked. There was an amused twinkle in his eye that Sephiroth did not appreciate whatsoever...even if it made his eyes look surprisingly more beautiful.

"Ssshut up...M'ffine.." He drawled. It was like his mind and his body were communicating through a tin can. It was awful!

Zack couldn't hold in his laughter, then. Sephiroth found himself surprisingly entranced by the sound. It was loud and strong, causing him to double over to clutch his stomach. His shoulders shook from the force of it, and his face went red. By the end of the fit, he was wheezing, and wiped a stray tear from his eye. He noticed Sephiroth's slack-jawed expression, and looked up curiously. "You good?" He asked.

Sephiroth didn't reply for a minute, too caught up in staring at that gorgeous face. He thought he had it bad before, but something in the drinks (the alcohol) seemed to enhance every detail in his mind. From the long, fluttering eyelashes blinking over shining purple eyes, to the sharp angle of the jawline, marred by a single sad scar, and luscious lips, looking so soft and velvety in their slight grin... He was absolutely enamored. "...Your eyes..." He whispered. They were his favorite part, right after the smile brighter than the sun.

Zack blinked, and tilted his head slightly in that adorable way of his. "What about them?"

He leaned forward - only a little bit, mind you, because he didn't trust himself to fall out of his chair a fourth time - and scrambled for something to say. "They're so..."Something romantic, something flirtatious, something.... "...e-eye sshaped..."

Gaia, kill him now, what the fuck? Is that seriously the best he could do? (Obviously it was the alcohol's fault, and not an actualy example of his true skill in the art of flirting. Obviously.)

Zack blinked, confused, before laughing again. "Th-they sure are, buddy...snrk-!" Sephiroth blushed, embarrassed and a little hurt at being made fun of. He puffed his cheeks out in a way that was definitely not reminicient of a pout, and tried again.

"Yyour voice is soo...sso..." He had to say something that at least sounded like flirting, even if it was a bad pick-up line, because right now there was no way Zack even suspected him of flirting. What to say, what to say..."...lloud and...v-voice...y."

Zack lost it.

Damn. Not even close.

Well, desperate times call for desperate measures. Since words decided to stab him in the back, he'd just have to get his point across with actions instead. His preferred method. He stood up, bracing himself for what he was about to do, and then realized he had failed and his balance was shot even more than he thought, and so instead of being upright in front of his friend he had actually fallen half into his lap, as even when in the midst of a laughing fit his friend wasn't just going to let him face-plant into the floor.

And then he realized he was in Zack's lap, and almost fucking died. He could just imagine how Hojo would react to him, the great General Sephiroth, dying of sheer panic at landing in his crush's lap. As much as the man's reaction would be priceless, Sephiroth, sadly, would not have been able to see it, being dead and all, so he pushed the fantasy away and focused on the fact that this could actually work in his favor.

He looked up to see Zack looking at him with mild concern. Bless his heart, he was probably worried that he'd given him too much to drink. Sephiroth didn't like seeing Zack worry, a little because the few times the younger man was visibly worried were during times he himself didn't like to think about, and a lot because he really just looked stunning when he smiled. So, before Zack could rattle off his worried questions, Sephiroth kissed him.

Tried to, anyway. He missed, actually, and ended up headbutting him.

Fucking. Alcohol. Wasn't this shit supposed to help him confess his undying love and attraction?!

Maybe so. Zack looked at him incredulously, a red blush slowly crawling up his face, and Sephiroth realized he had said that out loud. It seems like he'd gotten this whole drunk-confession thing wrong; It wasn't really the alchohol itself that made the confession easier, it was the broken brain-to-mouth filter. While useful in this given situation, he made sure to file that under his ever-growing list of reasons never to drink again.

"Uhh...W-what did you say?" Zack stuttered out. His whole face was red now, and it was so fucking cute. Sephiroth still didn't trust himself to say what he wanted to say, though, despite the earlier 'success' (it was dubious whether that really counted as a success seeing as he hadn't meant to say it), and so, tried to kiss him again.

He hit the target dead-on. Then, the one good thing that he'd been hoping for all night happened:

Zack kissed him back.

#this was a lot of fun agskagal #my writing #ff7 #final fantasy 7 #ffvii #final fantasy vii #ff7 crisis core #sephiroth #zack fair #sephzack #TW: #alcohol

[darisu-chan]

Hello my good friend!! How have you been? Man, I had some busy weeks! I'm starting my thesis on my post graduation, so that is taking a lot of time... Aside from that I'm fine! About that not talking with STVFOE with anyone but a close friend, consider that I don't talk about it with anyone, since I'm the only one in my friend circle who watched it! So it's good to put something out with someone like you, who I can have the nicest conversation! Aside from that, I must add that I always see (1/3)

some tumblrs every day before going to bed (yours included) - just like reading the new in the morning vibe, and I've started seeing some fo your about about the end in Bleach. I've watched only some eps, cause here in Brazil we didn't have any network television which we could see anime (I don't like anime very much, I actualy just saw DB/DBZ/DBS - which I'm a total 100% pure fanboy and I adore it - and One Punch Man - which a love too), but from the those couple of eps I already saw that(2/3)

Ichigo and Rukia would end up together and when a friend of mine (whom really loved Bleach) got fucking pissed with the ending and vented it with me I was like "damn, they did that shit for real?". I after seeing your posts I started seeing that if Star ended up with Tom it would be the same thing, so, no, not good at all, so I get your frustration! Well, until next time my dear friend and I hope every thing is alright!! Hugs from Brazil!! (3/3)

Hey! I’ve been busy too, also working on my thesis. So I totally understand.

It’s good to talk with you about SvtFoE. I like knowing what you think since you have a different perspective. 

DB and One Punch Man are amazing! Here we have basically only Cartoon Network, though there used to be a channel that showed anime, like Bleach, but that one got cancelled many years ago. I normally watch anime nowadays through Crunchyroll and related websites. Or on Netflix.

Yeah the Bleach ending sucked in ways I can’t begin to explain because this will become a full on rant, but each time I re-read a lot of earlier chapters, I find new problems with the ending with all the small, seemingly unimportant details that actually furthered character development. It’s like the author threw away everything that made Bleach interesting and dumped it on the trash, setting it on fire. The final fight was also lame. Very lame if we think it was the last one ever against the ultimate boss.

As for ships, I would have been fine if Ichigo and Rukia hadn’t ended up together so long as one particular ship hadn’t been made canon. But nope! The most boring, annoying pairing had to be made canon, because, sure, the girl who cries all the time and whose only purpose is to be in love with the Main Character has to get him in the end even when they had nothing in common. That’s my gripe with it. It was worse than Tomstar remaining canon, as at least Star liked him. Ichigo was never shown to be romantically interested in the girl he ended up with so there’s that. Glad SvtFoE at least had a decent ending. I didn’t love but it wasn’t complete trash at the very least.

Anyway, hope everything goes well with your thesis! See you soon!

[cazimie]

Hi, lovely!! Scorpio sun (mercury and venus), aries moon, gemini rising, libra mars!! Just pick the ones you most like haha. Sending good vibes!🌙🌻🦋

Hiii love! Imma do Scorpio placements since I am a Scorpio sun, venus mercury anyway ;)

Let’s do Venus in Scorpio :)

You know how astrologers and astrology book say that Venus in Scorpio is detrimental? weak? not comfortable? Well fuck that. Venusian Scorpios possess this ability to love like no other, to give you that love and oneness that’s almost unreal and otherworldly. They don’t fuck around, and they feel very deeply. The love deeply. Almost to a point where they’d “bleed” for that someone. Their venusian nature is quite complex and mysterious, which can confuse lovers and admirers alike. But trust me, their attention to their lover is delicious, one of a kind and spiritually intense, like they give you this soulmate quality kind of love. When they really love, they really love. They’re passionate lovers and this overwhelming energy is unfortunately, not for anyone to handle. 

Sometimes this placement gets really emo with romantic matters haha. Like this placement will always know that feeling of “unrequited love” or that “love that wasn’t good for them but they cant help it either” kind. It can get real toxic very fast, and so one of the challenges here is to actualy let go and detach from the people who mean the world to them. I had to go through that and it ended sadly, but in the end I was able to move on and heal. Venusian Scorpio really brings this transformative elements into love, relationships and other things Venusian related.

ON THE OTHER HAND THEY’RE ARE FUCKING SEXY hahaha, especially the women with this p,lacement. I mean its great to Have Venus in Libra, Taurus and Pisces, they’re great! BUT HAVE YOU SEEN A VENUSIAN SCORPIO LOOK AT YOU IN THE EYES? LIKE A MAGNET THAT PULLS YOU IN? HAVE YOU SEEN THEM STRUT WITH THEIR BEST OUTFIT? THAT AIR OF MYSTERY AND POWER FILLED WITH SILENT CONFIDENCE? that’s the hottest shit ever!  Its sometimes bewitching, and straight up intimidating, but you can’t help but think that their charms are quite different and it works just as well as other Venus signs

[archopv-blog]

Isaiah Proudfoot

send me the name of one of my muses and ill write some stuff // always accepting.

so isaiah was born into the wake of a… very uncomfortable situation. his grandmother, a Mimbreno Apache, was forcibly moved to scotland with her family when she was 16. she lost her father along the way. she was already pregnant with isaiah’s oldest uncles at the time. her husband fell ill shortly after isaiah’s mother, aina, was born and passed when aina was only 3. 

isaiah’s mother was married off to isaiah’s father when she was about the same age. she had isaiah when she was 17 in london. 

his father was a fucking brute. he drank a lot and acted an ass for most of his waking moments

isaiah’s mother’s family actively combated against catholicism, which was still pretty fucking risky in the 1900s in new mexico :) (still is actualy just visit my hometown) especially for native americans and mexicans hence the… forced migration. 

isaiah’s maternal line was imbued with magic, and while it did not take the traditional forms of the british wizarding world ( they didn’t use wands and had different beliefs in the flow of it ), they were powerful

isaiah’s dad named him obviously, but his mother still managed to slip in a middle name that properly represented their culture. she would tell it to him when he was older and could understand.

she does the same thing for rebecca, isaiah’s little sister, who is born when he turns nine. isaiah realizes later that his mother was trying very hard not to have anymore children with his father, but she still loves rebecca, who is disabled, dearly, and he greatly appreciates that about his mother to this day. 

his father was Very Catholic. their household was a battleground often after isaiah’s magic became evident and his mother took it upon herself to teach him about the old family magic. 

isaiah proudly rebukes any and all religion. he’s educated in it, he grew up around it, but he has no faith in its teachings.

his father dies from illness when he’s 13. he didn’t attend the funeral despite dumbledore allowing him to leave school for it

the first thing he did upon getting out of auror training was moving his mom and grandmother into the same neighborhood as him ( but not the same flat because he…can’t handle that and his cousins are always with his grandmother so )

he’s very large. like very very. tall and bulky and just. he’s huge. 

he still works pretty fast, and he prefers physical combat over duelling just because he feels like he should be able to use his damn size before it’s used against him. he likes to tackle 

he’s a big nerd. he listens to loud music 

he rebels against The Man whenever he can

he doesn’t have very many close friends, but he’s a fun guy to hang with and will make friends with you just so you can experience it

he’s very empathetic. like he can come off very standoffish? he hates stupid people? but like he will do his best to help someone if someone came looking for it. 

he’s very… oblivious in the romantic sense, to his own emotions and the emotions of others. like he is such a wholesome guy, but he’s really bad at those kind of things

he doesn’t really buy his significant others like…flowers and shit. he thinks snacks are the language of love so that’s what you’re getting

he loves to talk. he’ll stay up talking for hours

he can fall asleep anywhere but he doesn’t really sleep a lot… or get a lot of Quality sleep if that makes sense

he’s very energetic despite that, kinda hyperactive, but a very good partner to have because he’s super observant. like bordering on paranoid but whatevs it works for him

he works hard and plays harder. he does love to do some risky reckless shit, that’s just in his nature. 

he gets more invested in the traditions / rituals of his mother’s people when he gets older, and he loves to read up on history. he’s kind of a nerd

he sprouts a lot of useless facts too. like he retains so much. he has such a good memory it’s amazing i’m jealous.

he loves dogs. he really loves dogs. he has a husky named river whom is almost as big as him and whom he loves dearly. 

his passion is probably the most notable thing about him. he’s very passionate and very defensive about the things he cares about, including and especially the women in his family. while rebecca never ends up going to hogwarts per their mother’s wishes, he always shares everything he learns at school with her when he comes home. 

he is very open about his personal life, which he sort of regrets when the war starts up again, but prior like… he loves talking about his grandmother and sharing her stories and talking about his sister and passing on knowledge. he’s just friendly and doesn’t much care what people think

#herateleia #i didnt realize it was already this long when i stopped jfc #but anyways yeah this is the first time ive written out anything about him so #this was good #i needed this #&. headcanons ––––– ( isaiah proudfoot. )

[skiasurveys]

old myspace surveyyy

1. Last beverage: Iced tea

2. Last phone call: My mom i believe

3. Last song you listened to: Closer- the chainsmokers ft halsey

4. Last time you cried: today 

5. Have you dated someone twice: kind of.  my current boyfriend and i dated before but it was only like  2 weeks and then we didnt date again til 5 months later, and now were still together which has been 15 months. i dont really consider he first time an actual relationship lmao

6. Have you ever been cheated on: Not that I am aware of.

7. Kissed someone & regretted it: eh, my first kiss was awful

8. Have you lost someone special: yeah my dad died.

9. What are your three favorite colors: lilac, cyan, pink

10. Met someone who changed you in the past month: not in the past month

11. Kissed anyone on your friends list: yeah

12. How many kids do you want: none.

13. Do you want any pets: i have two cats

14. Do you want to change your name: yeah i do

15. What did you do for your last birthday: Had dinner with my boyfriends parents, then had a small party with a few friends and my boyfriend, but that was it. Wasnt so lit.

16. What time did you wake up today:  i woke up at 10 am i think

17. Name something you CANNOT wait for: to finally move out

18. Last time you saw your mother: um. like 10 minutes ago lol

19. Most visited webpage: youtube

20. Nicknames: Jen, Babygirl, i dont really have nicknames that much

21. Relationship status: Taken

22. Zodiac sign: Sagittarius 

23. Male or female: female

24. Height: 5′1 

25. Do you have a crush on someone: my boyfriend 

26. Piercings: I got my ears pierced when i was 18 but i took it out apparently too soon and they shut.  I am going to get them redone but im just lazy

27. Tattoos: none as of now

28. Strong or Weak:  physically or emotionally..haha..

FIRSTS

29. First surgery: wisdom teeth

30. First best friend:  Eric or Reis 

31. First sport you joined: softball when i was 7/8

32. First vacation: British columbia when  i was 4/5

33. First school: Joseph welsh 

34. First pair of trainers: If trainers you mean shoes but in a british lingo..uhh i dont know. DC shoes? those ugly fat skater shoes.

WHICH IS BETTER

35. Lips or eyes: eyes

36. Hugs or kisses: honestly both, but idk it depends. sometimes i love hugs because i like feeling him hold me and against me , but kisses are so sweet

37. Shorter or taller: taller

38. Older or younger: older

39. Romantic or spontaneous: both

40. Sensitive or loud: Sensitive.

41. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship.

42. Shy or outgoing: a bit of both. im really outgoing so in a relationship it doesnt matter for me. but i dont really like people who cant make conversations at all..

HAVE YOU EVER

43. Kissed a stranger: I dont think so.

44. Gotten a speeding ticket: No

45. Lost glasses/contacts: i dont wear glasses or contacts

46. Sex on first date: nope. but oral sex yeah.

47. Broken someone’s heart:  i have but whatever.

48. Been arrested: No

49. Have you turned someone down:  yeah but thats cause this dude wouldnt stop trying to date me and the funny part is he didnt even live in the same fucking city as me so idk why he kept trying so hard. I also had a dude back in highschool who i still chat with try to date me but ive turned him down couple of times but he knows now.

50. Fallen for a friend: not really.

51. Moved out of town: no

BELIEVE IN

52. Miracles: ehhh

53. Love at first sight: no. but i mean i know when i first met my boyfriend i was like oh hell yeah. but its not love.

54. Heaven: yeah

55. Santa Claus:  no and never have.

56. Kiss on the first date:  sure. ive done it. idk how you cant believe in a kiss?? lmao

57. Angels:  yeah

58. Yourself: no

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY

59. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: no.

60. Been in love with someone you couldn’t be with?: yeah but not “in love”.

61. Ever cheated on somebody: No i am not a cunt.

62. If you could go back in time, how far would you go?: i would love to relive my first date with Connor, i dont know why. i wouldnt change anything but that day was really awesome.

63. Are you afraid of falling in love: No. 

64. Was your last relationship a mistake?  well i guess, since i am in a different one right? it wasnt a mistake per-say but he was a waste of time. 

65. Do you miss your last relationship? god no.

66. Who did you last say “i love you” to?

connor, the other day <3

67. Have you ever been depressed?  yeah i have depression.

68. Are you insecure? yeah but im getting better.

69. How do you want to die? in my bed, while asleep.

70. Do you bite your nails?  lol i am currently.

71. When was your last physical fight? Ive never really had one.

72. Do you have an attitude? yeah. i can have one.

73. Twirl or cut your spaghetti? twirl if i ever eat it. i hate spaghetti. Connor loves it though..

74. Do you tan a lot? eh no

75. Ever eaten food in a car while someone or you are driving? yeah usually while on a trip

76. Ever made out in a bathroom? yeah.

77. Would you take any of your exes back? Not at all! Barf.

78. Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? depends on the time.

79. What are your plans for this weekend? it is the weekend currently, nothing is planned.

80. Do you type fast? yeah

81. Can you spell well?  i think i do.

82: What are you craving right now? nothing actually.

83. Have you ever been on a horse? yeah a few times.

84. Would you live with someone without marrying them?  yeah my boyfriend lmao

85. What’s irritating you right now? my dry skin atm.

86. Have you ever liked someone so much that it hurts? yeah.

87. Does somebody love you? yeah my man does. lmao

88. Have you ever changed clothes in a car? a few times

89. Milk chocolate or white chocolate?  milk. white chocolate is nasty

90. Do you have trust issues?  i kind of do.

91. Longest relationship? my one i am in currently which so far is a one year and 3 months

92: Do you believe your most recent ex thinks about you? i am sure he thinks about me every so often, i mean i sometimes think about them for no reason and not the “i miss you” thinking just like something reminds me of them or whatver. Im sure they think of me sometime. i dont really care lol

93. Have you ever walked outside in your PJs? yah lol

94. Do you believe everything happens for a reason? no

95. Did you have dream last night?  yeah i dont remember it anymore

96. Have you ever been out of state? yeah

97. Do you play the Wii? eh not anymore. i dont like the wii or the wii u, i tried to like the nintendo products but i am more into Playstation ;)

98. Do you like Chinese food?  i do

99. Are you afraid of the dark?  sometimes

100. Is cheating ever okay? No.

101. What year has been your best? 2015 so far and 2016 wasnt really so bad.

102. Do you believe in true love? yeah i guess

103. Favorite weather? fall weather. where its warm but kind of cloudy, where you can wear whatever you want and you wont be too cold or too warm. 

104. Do you like the snow? NO

105. Do you like the outside? yeah i do.

106. Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? yeah i like when connor does

107. Have you ever made out for more than a half hour straight? yes

108. What makes you happy? cats

109. Ever been to Alaska? no

110. Ever been to Hawaii? no 

111. Do you watch the news? usually like to keep an eye on whats happening with the world. like now.

112. Do you love MTV? no

113. Do you like subway? yeah but its not my fav anymore. but i do crave it randomly

114 Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? no lol were dating.

115. Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? well my best friend of the opposite sex is my boyfriend..so...

116. Why did you decide to do this quiz? im bored

117. Have you ever seen someone you knew and purposely avoided them? yeah actually one time my mom and i were shopping and we saw this crazy lady that we know. and so we kept avoiding here while we were grocery shopping and we actually got away lol thank god. she is so annoying. When my dad died she told my mom she had to get rid of his pictures. like mcfuck off.

118. Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? yeah a few 

119. Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? connor

120. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with? Jennifer

121. Ever bought condoms? no. we dont use condoms 

122. Ever gotten pregnant? No. thank god

123. Have you ever slipped on ice? im sure

124 Have you ever missed the bus? yeah

125. Have you left the house without money? i have once. i was working too and on my break i was heading to get food and then i realized i forgot my wallet. -___-

126. Have you ever smoked cigarettes? no. just weed.

127. Have you ever smoked a cigar? no 

128. Did you ever drink alcohol? yeah of course.

129. Did you ever watch “The Breakfast Club”?  yes. one of my favs

130. Have you ever been overweight? last year i went on medication that made me gain 20 pounds, but i lost all that weight now thank god. I wasnt over weight but i was kind of chubby. Im back to my skinny-self thank god! 

131. Ever been to a wedding? yeah

132. Ever been in a wedding? yeah my cousin got married in 2013 and asked my sister and i to be apart of it. worst idea ever. We werent really apart of it. she had her friends in it and my sister and i were just kind of the side bridemaids..yah weird.

133. Have you ever been on the computer for 5 hours straight? yeah back when i didnt have an ipad or iphone.

134. Did you ever watch TV for 5 hours straight?  i sometimes binge netflix when im with my boyfriend

135. Ever kissed in the rain? no

136. Did you ever shower with someone else? yeah i have with my boyfriend. it was really intimate lol

137. Did you ever fail a driver’s test?  i have only ever failed the written exam where they ask you all that stupid shit and you have to remember speed and signs. but my actualy drivig test, i passed first try!

138. Ever been outside your home country? yeah to canada

139. Ever been on a road trip longer than 5 hours? yeah we used to drive to vancouver or south BC which would take 13 hours.

140. Ever been to a professional sports game? NO

141. Have you ever broken a bone? no surprisingly i havent. even though i got hit by a car..

142. Did you ever win a trophy in your life? no :(

143. Ever get engaged? no

144. Have you ever been on a diet? kind of.

145. Have you ever been on TV? kind of. not really.

146. Ever ridden in a taxi? yeah. with my boyfriend, its really awkward and weird...

147. Ever been to prom? we dont have prom here in canada but we do get dressed up in nice dresses and have dinner and a dance, but not prom. But yeah i did go.

148. Ever stayed up for 24 hours or more? yeah i think 2 days 

149 Have you ever been to a concert? yeah. my first was...Jonas brothers...BARFFF. thanks 12 year old me -.-

150. Have you ever had a crush on someone at work? i did have a little crush on the security guard. but not a big crush.

151. Have you ever been in a car accident?  i got hit by a car

152. Ever had braces? yeah from 12-14. (gr.6-8)

153. Did you ever learn another language? i tried french. but i cant speak it. i gave up. I wish i could learn something different.

154. Do you wear make-up? yeah. 

155. Did you ever have your wisdom teeth taken out? yeah when i was 18 i got put completely out and had surgery to get them out.

156. Did you ever kiss someone a different race than yourself? yeah. 

157. Ever dyed your hair? yeah ive dyed it reddish, darker brown, fire ombre (look it up it was awesome), blonde, ash blonde, blonde with purple tips and then now i just dyed it back to brown which is its natural colour. i like it blonde but im starting to like it back at its natural state.

158. Did you ever wear someone else’s clothes? yeah ive worn my sisters clothes

159. Ever ridden in an ambulance? no

160. Ever ridden in a helicopter? no

161. Ever caught the stove on fire? no

162. Ever meet someone famous? no

163. Ever been on an airplane? yeah i was only on a plane from here (canada) to california and back. but thats it. my first time it was really nerve-racking, but on the way back it was chill. i dont like being that high up lol

164. Ever been on a boat? yeah a few times. its kay

165. Ever broken something expensive? no

166. Did you ever kiss someone before you were 14? no. my first actual kiss wasnt til i was 18..lol

167. Did you ever find something valuable on the ground? yeah my fucking life.

#long #survey #myspace survey #surveys

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💛💜💚💙💟💌💓💝💘💕ღ:❥:♡:❤ ( take your pick ) for both ships!

send me a ship with a heart and i’ll tell you — ( accepting )

❤: who is more affectionate in public? in private?

dasom&taewon: hA, listen,, right here these two dorks are wild af. at first, aka when it’s fake, they are both super affectionate and do the most dumb things just so people think they are real. in private rip, neither at that time. once they become something boi oh boi, yikes, i feel like taewon would take the lead tbh, dasom can live without skinship so it wouldn’t matter for her, she’ll be chill af.

hyunwoo&hana: as friends i feel like hyunwoo did all sorts of things, hand holding and sht, he did all the things and that’s prob one of the reasons hana fell for him first, bc he grew up like that, he can be touchy. if they become something else i feel like hyunwoo would be quite shy tbh, bc of how things happened and how his clueless self pushed her away he’s afraid to do something wrong, rip. he’s very settle man, he’s shy bc like she’s his best friend and sht. idk if hana would take the lead but for what i see, hyunwoo wouldn’t.

♡: who is the bigger romantic openly? secretly?

dasom&taewon: neither. that simple man. just like, these two are fucking hopeless. like, dasom is so stubborn and lowkey so resentful she wouldn’t try to be romantic if the first time she did it he a) laughed or b) it was messed up, like she would go full no romance mood. rip him. i really don’t see taewon as romantic tho, dasom def beats him man. openly, i bet taewon does stuff when they are still a fake relationship. lol. 

hyunwoo&hana: i feel like both are romantic, hyunwoo would def get her flowers and leave her tons of notes around her house so she cheers up. he would gift her books and chocolates and a perfume and everything ok. this boi would try to be romantic bc she deserves it. and i feel like hana would appreciate it and lowkey be a lil romantic, even if it comes out more secretly than openly. 

❥: who is more likely to plan something big for valentine’s day?

dasom&taewon: tbh,,, again if it’s fake both would go huge, prob taewon beats dasom because he has more connections to use at his favor. if they are real tbh, maybe taewo n does something. dasom can be caprichious af, like give her flowers and praise her on that day or she’ll be full silent treatment for a week ok. but dasom wouldn’t do anything too big, she’ll just spend the day wuith him, if he’s busy on set maybe make some muffins and hand them to the staff as he works and such. 

hyunwoo&hana: um, rip me. tbh, again, prob hyunwoo goes all out and messes it out, but he tries i swear man. he always tries. when they were friend he would buy her goofy balloons and stuff like cute cheap stuff. 

ღ: who is more likely to initiate hand-holding in public?

dasom&taewon: um, both? dasom probably like, she doesn’t mind it, it’s easy an d WAY better than those awkward kisses lbr. as a legit couple again dasom, it helps her stay chill bc all the pap and photographers can freak her out, so holding his hand makes her stay focused. 

💕: who is more likely to make huge declarations of love in front of other people?

hyunwoo&hana: hyunwoo does so many cringey things, pls safe hana from this boy. if he proposes man i t would be so wild and in front of SO many people like NO JOKE,, rip hana. but again,, he would use the excuse that he never expressed himself so he’s making it up now. 

💘: who developed a crush on the other first?

dasom&taewon: probably dasom, she hates herself for it. and denies it ok.

hyunwoo&hana: rip, hana. 

💝: who spends more time (possibly overthinking) what presents to get the other?

dasom&taewon: um, tbh, i feel like tae goes ham, like he prob gives her some DOPE ASS PRESENTS AND SHT LIKE DANG BROTHER ME TOO,, dasom definitely overthinks like, he is so snobby and picky and she doesn’t have a lot of $$ to help her out so she STRUGGLES okay,, prob ends up not buying him sht. 

hyunwoo&hana: both, they are soft and always overthinking random things like that. i can see hyunwoo asking everyone he knows for help only for then to pick a random thing or the opposite (someone guide this kid into a relationship guide ok),, hana probs spends a lot of time thinking about what he would like as well so def both. 

💓: who initiates most physical contact?

hyunwoo&hana: um,,, depends? tbh,, idk, hyunwoo can be so dumb but he’ll def take her hand and stuff, i guess both to an extent?

💌: who is more likely to send cutesy texts to the other?

dasom&taewon: neither unless they are trying to be embarrassing lbr

hyunwoo&hana: he would seend all the compliments,, wooo, but i think both would be super cutesy in texts,, hashtag soft

💟: who spends time reading their zodiac compatibilities?

dasom&taewon: ain’t nobody got time for thAT,,, i mean,, i guess dasom can be a lil into that but legit they are not a match,,,, but lmao imma check and see IF they are,, expect a message from me

💙: who is more protective?

dason&taewon: um, wow, it depends. who’s rhe most jealous? dASOM BSH WOULD KIL L OK,, besides taewon and his player charisma probably makes her set herself on fire bc let s be real,,, bOI HAS SO MANY PEOPL E ON THE LIST buuut yiKES,, anywa, protective itself, tbh it depends, i gues s both? idk, they are protective about their images? 

💚: who tends to get sick more often? who is better at taking care of the other?

hyunwoo&hana: i see hana getting sick and hyunwoo not knowing what to do with himself like ‘wtf, what is soup how does one do it, can ramen help wtf u need actualy food okay um ill buy it’. i think hana can get sick more often and she def knows how to take care of people, hyunwoo is A MESS like boi doesnt know what to get ever, pls help him. but i mean, since he also knows her he can at least get some stuff right

💜: who said “i love you” first? or, if neither has said it yet, who is more likely to say it first?

dasom&taewon: um WOW,, okay these two treat their emotions as a competition or as a sign of weakness therefore i have no idea. like dasom has more possibilities but tbh she knows taewon so she wouldnt want to say it. she prob screams i t at him while they fight then goes to the bathroom to not have to see him again like f u mood u know?

hyunwoo&hana: hana,, meaninfully, like idk what that spelling is, but hana, is wayn more aware of her emotions, i se e her being able to say it but if she’ s too shy hyunwoo can say it first but like after a hundred years of blindnes this BOI OBLIVIOUS AF 

💛: who believes in soulmates?

dasom&taewon: um neither lbr. wow,

hyunwoo&hana: hana prob, idk but she gives me the vibe, ,, i can so see it happen ing ok woooo

#( limd otp: even if it's fake ) #( namh otp: can't you see that i love you )

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2p hetalia Scenarios: valentine's day

2p!Italiy (Luciano) To say that Luciano was excited about valentine's day was not enough. It's like his everyday flirting and being romantic from the day you started dating was put all together this day. In the evening you decided to take a nap and you woke up to find roses all over your bed and leading to the bathroom. In the bathroom was note "Bella I hope you slept well. As you see I prepared a bath for you. Take your time and relax. When you're done meet in the backyard. L." There indeed was a bath prepared for you and a lot of candles around. The water was pleasantly hot and you did your best not to just fall asleep. After you were ready, you found beautiful long (favourite colour) dress. You walked in the backyard where you found perfect place for a date that was looking like it was took right from fairytale. -I -a hope you like it? You turned around and saw Luciano in tuxedo with (your favourite flower) in his hand. -I love it! How did you do tak without me noticing? He laughed -Well, let's-a say you're a heavy sleeper, Bella -He gave you (y/f/f) and gestured you to sit. -It's-a all for you, bella. Happy valentine's day. You smiled and kissed him -Happy valentine's day, Luci... 2p!America (Allen) He was thinkimg about valentine's day for so long, he wanted to make it the most amazing, awesome valentine's day ever! He got the whole plan and asked Ollie about advices several times and he knew that Oliver probably told Matt about it, so he was sure there would be a lot of teasing after this day. He had every knowledge he had to have so it was unexpectes when he...forgot... Yeah he totaly forgot about valentine's and it would be horrible if it wasn't Oliver who called him and asked what he was going to do. Let's say Allen was scared shitless. But he wasn't going to give up on this day. He read too many things to not know what to do. He bought last ticket for romantic comedy. He knew it was something every boyfriend probably would do but now he didn't care. He just wanted to spend time with you and hold you. It turned out that it was just perfect valentine's day date. 2p!England (Oliver) You woke up to noise that was comming from your kitchen. It was like someone broke something or tripped and that was enough to scare the sit out of you. You grabbed the first thing that was next to you, wich happend to be a lamp, and slowly went downstairs. When the person in your kitchen heard your steps they stopped doing whatever he or she was doing. You put on a brave face and walked straight into the kitchen just to see your boyfriend sitting there...with ingredients all over him and your beautiful kitchen. -Em...Ollie? -OH! Hi (Y/n)... Er...I'm so so so sorry for the mess but it's valentine's day and I wanted to make it perfect for you and make the best cupcakes ever but I got too stressed and screw everything! - He looked like he was close to crying. His words make you smile so much that it almost hurt so you hugged him tightly. -Aww...Ollie it's so sweet of you! I couldn'd asked for better Valentine's day! -B-but I haven't done anything successfull today! I couldn'd even make cupcakes today! Cupcakes! Me! You kissed him - You're here and that's all I need today -He smiled at your words and kissed you -Happy valentine's day, pupper -Happy valentine's day 2p!Canada (Matthew) He wasn't the one who's excited about valentine's day. He thinks that when you love someone you should show that to them all the time. Yet, he didn't want you to thank that he doesn't care co he bought you bouquet of (favourite flowers) and found some cool films so you two spend the whole day watching films and just cudling on the sofa. -Hey, (y/n), I know some people says that it's not the perfect valentine's day and all but - You didn't let him finnish -Not perfect? Please, it's about spending time with your loved ones and that's what we do right? I don't care what people says 'cause I know you love me and I love you too! Besides I know what you think about valentine's day - He smiled warmly and hugged you tightly 2p!Romano (Flavio) He just loved valentine's day! He loved that there were hearts everywhere, because he got to use his valentine's day clothes and forced you to wear them too. Not that you complained, he actualy picked (your favourite outfit) which just have heart motives. You really liked it. Flavio took you to the fancy restaurant and later you two were walking around. Well, more like he was carring you bridal style because he wanted to treat you like a princess all day. -You know I can walk on my own right?- You laughed -Sí, but still, bella, I'm not letting you go! Now and-a never! -He tried to be romantic and it was so cute -Happy valentine's day, Flavio -Happy valentine's day, bella! You didn't complained, it was really nice day and you two saw sunset like in good romantic movies. Of course there was a kiss ;) 2p!Spain ( Andres) Nothing is as amazing way to wake up than sound of broken door and bull 's sound. This moment you knew Andres is dead... And you kind of too... You grabbed a (favourite weapon) from under your bed to protect yourself from Eduardo and went to him. You were just going to look there when you run into strong chest. -The fuck? - You looked up and saw your boyfriend - Andres -Hi to you too...Really nice way to thank someone who brought you flowers AND is your boyfriend... -He said emotionless -Oh, quit your sass, Mr grumpy pants... You scared me and I've got every right to not greet you properly -Sí, sí... -He reached for the bouquet of (your favourite flowers) on Eduardo's head, which you haven't noticed and gave it to you... -Y-you know...it's valentine's day and I thaught you would like to get some flowers... I-it's not like I wanted to buy them! It was Flavio idea, anyway -He blushed deeply and you knew perfectly that Flavio had nothing to do with that... -Aww is someone too shy to admit he actualy has feelings? -S-shut up...-He crossed his arms and looked away. -Hehe Happy valentine's day to you too... 2p!China (Zao) Well it was definitely interesting when someone *coughZaocough * broke into your room dressed like valentine's day fairy and yelled that he was one! Not only that! He wanted you to dressed the same fairy clothes too! At first you thought it was just a dream but when you felt clothes being threw at you you knew it was reality -Zao...are you on drugs? -He only laughed at you -No, but do you know how weird facet people do when they see me in this?! Like you right now! Oh by the way I took a photo of you look. He showed you your "wtf" face photo which you haven't noticed he took. And then the idea hit you... -give me a sec, I'm going to change and we're going to blackmail the other with their wtf-photos! -That's my girl!- He laughed and waited for you to change. -Er...Zao? -Huh? -Out of my room... -Pfff you're not funny (y/n)... -THE FUN WILL BEGIN WHEN I'M IN THIS SUIT! He laughed to himself and whispered -It's going to be the best and funniest valentine's day ever...

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