#not a good cat burglar | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

sibmakesart · 3 months

Text

part 2

im procrastinating on the time travel comic by working on the thriller bark aftermath one and im procrastinating on the tba comic on making this

with a bit of luck itll circle back around at some point

7K notes · View notes

wtfforged · 1 month

Text

made it to enies lobby with my friend:)

this is a redraw. heres the original screenshot!

#wtf... art #See You Later... Sogeking...#Sogeking... blasting off Again....#like i love this screenshot so much. the entire moment is fucking hilarious but this screenshot is just Good #um/ it feels unfair to tag sanji(just his stilts) and usopp(nothing but a booger in the mddle of the screen). so i wont. LMFAO.#idk its late im too sleepy to do my usual tag rambles and i did this all in one sitting and dont want to look at it anymore #one piece art #straw hat pirates #roronoa zoro #zoro #one piece zoro #cat burglar nami #nami #one piece nami #tony tony chopper #one piece chopper

605 notes · View notes

beanghostprincess · 2 months

Text

They're so ready to throw hands with whoever makes their dearest archeologist cry :(

#they love her SO much it's insane #they're so protective i am sobbing #gotta protect robin at all costs she deserves the world #also she deserves a good cry and a hug and a lot of love #one piece #op 1096 #nico robin #franky one piece #usopp #cat burglar nami #black leg sanji

405 notes · View notes

the-music-maniac · 4 months

Text

Not that I read mpreg all that often (not really my thing generally speaking) but I came across some "Sanji is pregnant" fics in the sanzo/zosan tag, and not nearly the same amount for Zoro. It got me thinking about the trope. I think the lack of Zoro fics here is a tragic oversight. I think we as a fandom are absolutely and tragically ignoring the potential comedy gold of Zoro being the one to be pregnant instead.

Because when people write Sanji, the general trend I'm seeing (upon scanning through some of the fics quickly) is that he's cautious about it. Conscientious, careful to make sure things are okay. Which - arguably I could see, Sanji is probably the more practical of the two (not by a whole lot but still)and he didn't have a good childhood. Sanji being pregnant is usually a fic about his heaps of parental issues, childhood trauma and angst - which is fun to read. It's good. It's amazing, even.

Zoro being pregnant is ONE HUNDRED PERCENT gonna be a COMEDY. We're talking about a man who once tried to fight Kuina holding like 20 bokkens. We're talking about a man who got stuck in wax and thought the reasonable solution was to cut off his legs.

The entire crew spends the next 9 months tearing their hair out, preventing Zoro from doing stupid shit (exhibit A: cutting off his own limbs). They spend the same amount of time trying to stop Luffy from gum-gum-grabbing Zoro and yeeting him anytime he needs to get them out of a sticky situation.

The crew (mostly Sanji) is on 24/7 prevent-zoro-from-drinking-alcohol duty (impossible). Chopper is constantly stressed in the later months cause no one puts it past Zoro to get lost somewhere, give birth out in the woods and come strolling back with a baby tucked under his arm. They have to start hiding Zoro's dumbbells.

Franky and Usopp design and build a nursery and spends the entire time suspiciously teary eyed. Sanji tries to pretend he's unaffected but spends an entire night creating a 9 month meal plan of all the nutrients Zoro and the baby are gonna need. Not even a day later, one of the crew finds him up at 2 am making a mountain of food because Zoro made the mistake of offhandedly mentioning he had particular pregnancy craving within earshot of Sanji. In the end Zoro has to sit on him to stop Sanji from running himself ragged.

Robin keeps spouting morbid childbirth facts and quotes from parental advice books in equal measure. Nami keeps going on shopping sprees for cute baby clothes and adding the cost of them to Zoro's debt. Brook keeps writing lullabies and trying to sing them to Zoro's stomach. Zoro 100% uses his pregnancy belly as an excuse to walk around without a shirt 24/7 without getting nagged.

Somehow word gets out that the famous pirate hunter Zoro is pregnant, and at the next big fight with the Marines, half the soldiers refuse to fight him and instead start telling him to sit down, take it easy, shouting advice at him etc. Etc. Zoro loses his shit a little bit and cuts their boat in half.

Mihawk, upon finding out, tells Zoro in no uncertain terms that that is his grandchild and he's expecting them to visit so he can meet the baby when they're born. Zoro vehemently denies that Mihawk is his father (he is). Zeff upon finding out, is almost as bad as Sanji when it comes to being a mother hen. Perona buys even more baby clothes for the baby. She buys one singular shirt for Zoro as a joke, and it coincidentally happens to be the exact same brand of "mama" crop top he was forced to wear in that one filler episode. Zoro tries to chuck it into the ocean (he fails).

I'm essentially saying it would be absolute chaos, and it would be the funniest thing I've ever read. 9 months of Marimo wrangling. Can you imagine the look on Zoro's face if one of the opponents he was fighting were to tell him that he's "glowing"?

PLEASE, I would actually wheeze myself to death. The best part is you can still have plenty of Sanji angst. He still has parental issues except now they're flavoured with "I'm not ready to be a father" and "I'm terrified I'm gonna become my biological sperm donor" and "please don't die because of childbirth complications, that happened to my mother(sort of, I know she died after but it kinda counts), and I can't handle that happening again to you". Lots of cute/tender moments of Zoro comforting and reassuring Sanji. We can even have Zoro angst. He probably views protecting his crew as the one and only job he's good for (not true but that's probably what he thinks). Not being able to fulfill that is probably not helping his self esteem, and that sense of uselessness warring with his need to protect the baby - but the contradictory thing here is that to protect the baby he HAS to sit back and let other people do that FOR him. That plus all the other restrictions, people treating him differently, but him at the same time refusing to view his own child as a weakness. Imagine the havoc that would wreak. Oh my god.

Y'all don't understand, I don't even read mpreg that often and yet this is literally my ideal fic HAHAAAAA

#we already know Zoro would be a good parent considering how he is with kids but pregnancy? different matter entirely #i don't know much about jimbei yet so sadly i can't write much about him feel free to comment any headcanons y'all come up with though #zosan #sanzo #zoro x sanji #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #cat burglar nami #monkey d luffy #nico robin #op franky #op brook #god ussop #tony tony chopper #mpreg

513 notes · View notes

umbrellainkart · 6 months

Text

This is a Nami appreciation zone btw

#one piece #cat burglar nami #one piece usopp #monkey d. luffy #roranoa zoro #black leg sanji #my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #fanart #sketch #oh right there’s other tags. good lord #straw hat pirates #nakamaship #straw hat crew

308 notes · View notes

agir1ukn0w · 8 months

Text

Sanji you incurable simp

Bonus

the full quote is even better: "And like any woman, she's a mystery to be unraveled."😍

bonus bonus

238 notes · View notes

homolobotomized · 9 months

Text

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing (so devoted the lines blur)

160 notes · View notes

just1more-fangirl · 9 months

Text

Luffy says something smart. Nami: Luffy, that was... Coherent. Luffy: Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to.

#one piece #lunami #nami x luffy #luffy x nami #monkey d. luffy #cat burglar nami #nami #luffy #incorrect quotes #this is scene is from THE GOOD PLACE S04E07

204 notes · View notes

kyurochurro · 1 year

Text

lackadaisy has inspired me... what if... they were kitties....

#churro art #doodles #illustrations #? question mark again because its at that weird half rendered point again HAHA #one piece #one piece fanart #monkey d luffy #roronoa zoro #cat burglar nami #OHHHH SHE COULD BE LIKE. A LITERAL CAT BURGLAR.#straw hat pirates #furry art #anthro #okay okay kitties is a bit of a broad statement.. Im sorry i just HAD to make zoro a tiger... otherwise it felt wrong..#also uhm ignore that i forgot his tail AHAHAHAH #but yea! zoros a tiger namis an orange tabby and luffy is like. those cats that you dont even know what type of cat they are but hes long #sorry EHEHEH i know i dont ever psot anthro stuff but like lackadaisy was SO SO GOOD #my op brainrot made me think omg this is so cool.. what if the mugiwaras were kitties..#anyways what should we call this au ladies. kitty piece? one paw?#I LIKE ONE PAW

381 notes · View notes

moxie-girl · 7 months

Text

east blue/opla crew eyecatcher icons using these palettes! (edit: other parts!)

free to use with permission + credit!

(alt versions under the cut)

142 notes · View notes

xraiyax · 5 months

Text

LawLuffy’s counter list why dating Luffy would be a bad good idea:

Nr. 13

He will probably still think it’s just another form of friendship if we marry…

Why am I thinking of marriage.

He’s not going to marry anyone ever anyway.

Maybe I should ask him about Matelotage…

Did you mean Meat? I don’t like to share my meat usually but I can ask Sanji to make more for you.

You got it bad hm? ~Nami

#LawLuffy’s counter list why dating Luffy would be a bad good idea #lawlu #funny #lulaw #one piece #trafalgar law #monkey d. luffy #cat burglar nami #truffy #lawluffy

93 notes · View notes

i-would-like-to-be-an-a-i · 4 months

Text

Me: yeah I think Nami is pretty

Yeah she's like really pretty

#I am a better man than sanji I swear-#BUT SHE LOOKS SO GOOD IN THIS MOVIE REEEEEEEE #wet hair nami OH MY GOOOODDDD-#i am completely normal about the strawhats really I am #onepiece #op #nami #cat burglar nami #one piece #one piece nami #BTW these are from the one piece movie; strong world #I REALLY like it like fr I love it #okay going to sleep night tumblr people

51 notes · View notes

cosmicrhetoric · 2 months

Text

i respect the whole no romance among crew members ever thing between the straw hats (frobin real. who said that) v much but nami is like. okay. i think that oda was so careful early on about avoiding a few of the female shounen character tropes when it came to nami that it is actually impossible to read her as anything other than a lesbian. im not even talking about vivi like wtf was all this then