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pigeonriot · 1 year

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NOT ME + AO3 TAGS (part 2/?)

#i'm back bitches #not me the series #not me crack #not me black #not me white #not me gram #not me yok #not me sean #not me eugene #not me namo #not me memes #text posts meme #ao3 tags meme #not me ao3 tags #not me + ao3 tags #tw gramgene kiss #my edit #my post #not me edit

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emprissluce · 1 year

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Black coming back from coma back to his Activists Gang:

His twin white dating his frenemy sean

Yok dating Cop Dan

Gram trying to hit on blacks girlfriend eugene

Namo having unrequited crush on sean

Nuch goes: Oh blacky ur back 🥱👍💅

Black: I LEFT YOU GUYS FOR FEW MONTHS?! TF IS HAPPENING?! 😕🤯😵😱

#not me crack #not me series #black #white #seanwhite #gram #eugene #nuch #danyok #save black from his gang

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faeriekit · 6 months

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"This fic was ai generated—" Cool, so lemme block you real quick

#the ethics are whack but more importantly you didn't even want to write it?? who is it even for?? not you? not me?#you didn't even have enough interest in the premise to take a crack at it?? then who cares?#please don't populate in my search results I'm looking for things that people wrote because they liked something #ao3

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payasita · 11 months

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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

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hinata-boke · 9 days

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why is his smile so radiant

#my art #one piece #luffy #nami #zoro #OKAY JUST ONE MORE OP ART (FOR NOW)#original is from nichijou chapter 177 #i thought it fit them well #zoros deranged smile always cracks me up when it appears

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andysanimation · 6 months

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Movie with a trash little little bb girl who is a man in his 30-40s who needs a job, and has a difficult relationship with his child/sibling. Then gets a job as a night guard and everything seems fine, until the night, when the inanimate objects come to live and get quirky. But eventually understand each other and team up to stop the bigger evil.

#freddy fnaf #fnaf #fnaf movie #five nights at freddy's #five nights at Freddy’s movie #movie fnaf #movie #night at the museum #ben stiller #scott cawthon #matthew lillard #elizabeth lail #cracks me up that she’s named Elizabeth and she’s playing Vanessa in fnaf #josh hutcherson #there was supposed to be only one little but I’m keeping th typo

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koneko-chan · 6 months

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𝕴 𝖜𝖎𝖑𝖑 𝖕𝖗𝖔𝖙𝖊𝖈𝖙 𝖞𝖔𝖚 (sound of salt falling weakly to the table) hyah hyah hyah

#this is the funniest thing in the world to me #the sound of the salt is so pathetic is cracks me up. how did gibi become reigen for real #mp100 #reigen arataka #video #asmr #gibi asmr #asmr gibi

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galaxywarp · 7 months

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I knoW everyone’s favorite joke from this episode is the whole “someone got hit in the boingloings!” bit, but I swear to god there is something SO fucking funny to me about how Jake says “Good job. Good job The Ice King.”

#something about adding the word The where it isn’t needed. cracks me up. everytime #adventure time #ice king #simon petrikov #jake the dog

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purgatorysanctuary · 2 months

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Hello, StaticRadio Nation!

#my art #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin vox #alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #staticradio #radiostatic #vox x alastor #voxal #have a shitty comic of a funny fuckin rp moment #it made me crack tf up frfr

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merpancake · 1 month

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SDV feels like it could so easily become a fairy story.

You move to a little coastal town where you begin recovering a plot of land, some of the locals take a shine to you and you to them. It's nice, homey. Everyone is welcoming except for the established town grumps.

Suddenly you realize you never leave town. Everything you want is obtainable at the little mom'n'pop general store, or from some of the locals themselves. You never go into the city to sell goods because the mayor does it for you- right? You never really see him do it. You just lie down in bed and wake up in the morning. When was the last time you dreamed?

You need new shoes and the adventurers club sells you handmade leather boots that fit perfectly despite never asking for a shoe size. Your clothes sew themselves when you lay a bolt of fabric and a random item onto the sewing machine- you blink and it's done.

The general store sells fertilizers that turn your garden plot into a verdant field. You spend all day harvesting crops with tools that gleam silver, gold, purple. Saplings grow over a month into fully productive fruit trees, your beehives drop jars of honey into your hands.

The blacksmith cracks open geodes full of polished gemstones. There's a man in the woods who says he found you in the mines but you were 80 levels deep. The elevator works but the minecarts don't. You gave a diamond to a local girl and she ate it like a plum.

And suddenly everyone is drinking mayonnaise.

#stardew valley #sdv #stardew valley spoilers #stardew valley 1.6 #the mayonnaise delights me not gonna lie #crack open a jar and chug it

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pigeonriot · 1 year

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