soup (admin) has graduated high school :D
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Who's the soup hater? (I can never remember names/urls 🤷♂️)
Anyway, I wish you a fall free from judgement by the soupophiles
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I have surpassed my best friend in terms of follower count. I'm winning Tumblr! 🎉
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i had a dream last night you got into beef with a bunch of people with super similar usernames for shipping samandy because they thought andy was too good for sam or something and they were just constantly spamming your asks until you shut it off because you got so overwhelmed
i woke up and was like “holy shit did they put soupwings in my fucking dream”
SOUPWINGS DREAM INVASION
KILL ALL THOSE OPPOSED TO SAMANDY
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When you are only half a man,
You cannot be a soup.
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Little old Italian lady: Do you have zucchini?
Me: Yes, right here.
Lady: Is how much?
Me: $2.99 a pound.
Lady: It's usually $1.49.
Me: Yes, in the summer.
Lady, pauses, then grabs two: I put it in a soup.
Me: Oh nice, what kind are you making?
Lady: You will not fantasize about my soup.
And then she walked away. "You will not fantasize about my soup" will be in my head forever. I love you, little old Italian lady.
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wrong bloody fcking blog oh bugger
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i was about to talk shit on how impractical round food storage containers are when fridges are square but if we didn't have them then where would soup go? certainly not a square container
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happy dannypocalypse!! (20th anniversary edition)
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