#oh noooooooooooo I’m dead

[shallowrambles]

Oh no

Not Dean sending Cas through first

Not the fond look and the nod of understanding

Oh no

They *discussed* this already

#he already lost cas once #oh no did they have an agreement #the fond look #oh no #psychic damage #13x22 #spn scripts #oh noooooooooooo I’m dead

[jakeowen]

no offense but literally like. imagine you’re a heart surgeon. and you’re a stone-cold bitch but you have this one patient you really care about, and he needs a heart transplant and he’s been waiting and waiting and you’ve been waiting and waiting and all you can do is wait and finally a match comes through and you get in a chopper to go get the heart personally and you scrub in and everything and then suddenly your fucking asshole med school rival bursts in and says “no! give it to me!” and gets on the phone with the transplant coordinator to demand he get the heart because ackshually his patient needs it more and for some reason they give him an hour to prove it??? and then an hour later her leavesyou with his shitty little intern and like three hours later he has nothing to show and actually he has been shot. in the arm. so you fucking harvest the heart which btw is kind of a somber experience bc this man on your table is fully dead and you’re killing him actually which is not why you became a heart surgeon. but whatever you have the heart, you’re going to save your patients life, but knock knock it’s shitty little intern again and he not only steals the heart that was about to save your favorite patient’s life BUT you have to do the surgery on your rival’s patient because of the whole shot in the arm situation. and ok you save the guy’s life which is still like, why you became a heart surgeon even if it’s not your favorite patient. and then a few days later you find out that dude died anyway! but ok. months later you transfer hospitals and meet a hot girl and whoops! turns out you’re gay! except then you find out that shitty little intern? his shitty little intern girlfriend it turns out cheated to steal that heart, violating literally AAAAAAALLLLLL medical ethics because back then the patient was her boyfriend! and there were noooooooooooo consequences! and you ask your hot girlfriend about her and she’s like “oh yeah she slept with my husband” and it’s like. ok. well. i’m gonna report her for violating all medical ethics and maybe also a little for being a slut. and your girlfriend’s like. “no. i hate her but she deserved to violate all medical ethics at tangible cost to someone you care about.” anyway justice for erica hahn. bitch could literally see the leaves

[fractualized]

Another month, another Man Who Stopped Laughing (#6)!

Warnings for blood and gore (including the death of an animal).

We spend extensive time with Los Angeles Joker in this one. He's scheduled for a flight back to Gotham, but he decides to take in a comedy set first.

I like the implication that Joker has a higher voice, as that's the kind of Joker voice I prefer!

When the comedian gets a better look at his fan, he is much less amused.

Oh god don't do a riff. DO NOT DO A RIFF. That couple in the back sneaking out absolutely have the right idea. This cannot end well.

But the comedian forges ahead, and he has some good jokes about Gotham.

Until he fucks up.

Joker just got divorced from that flying rat and he does not want to talk about it!!

Of course, per the first image in this post, Joker was always planning to use his drink to acid the poor comedian in the face. Chaos erupts, but then Mr. Waffles shows up.

I really enjoy the dynamic with the henchmen in this issue, how Joker's interactions with them are almost friendly. Mr. Waffles wasn't sure where you were, Mr. J! He was so worried. :(

Before leaving for Gotham, though, Joker has an errand.

Look at your boss's face back there! Don't question him!

I said the dynamic was almost friendly. (Hee, lookit the guy hiding in the red car.)

They then head up to the observatory, where they watch the second part of Joker's farewell to the City of Angels. (Hold on, does that mean something, that Joker is from such a dark city, so of course he's unhappy in the City of Angels?? Eh, maybe not, just a thought.)

Is it insane to look for messages in the smoke? Yes? Nevermind.

Aw, Joker you miss Batsy, don't you? That's why you gotta go back to your roots– except Joker didn't realize where his flight was leaving from and he kinda screwed himself.

The pun on the van is meh but now I'm wondering if Joker thinks of himself as a lettuce head– and oh my god I just realized that icon on that blimp is a Joker face and get the joke.

There's a brief interlude where Jason learns that his clown-killing last issue isn't so clear-cut, and then we're back to LA Joker trying to get to the dang airport through a riot that he started.

But never fear, Mr. Waffles is taking charge!

MR. WAFFLES NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Oh good, he's okay, but you may notice that the van is now on fire, which isn't going to get Joker to LAX. And look at Waffles' concern! He doesn't want Boss to get hurt! :(

And then another interlude…

Goddamn, I guess Protag Joker really did get hit by that train. And now he's stuck getting fed rat blood. Yeeeeeeesh.

This raises the question of when the next issue of Punchline: The Gotham Game takes place. Protag Joker showed up at the end of GG's last issue, and I'd assumed he came across Punchline after dodging the train. But maybe their reunion takes place in Joker's wanderings pre-TMWSL #5, or after Grundy fixes him up? Questions, questions!

Anyway, over in Hollywood, Joker has escaped the riot and is still trying to get to the airport.

He tries to use his clownly wiles for a ride, but it's a no-go.

And then… LE GASP

Okay, no one believes this is the real Batman coming up. I still can't tell where TMWSL takes place in relation to what Bruce is up to. Is Bruce "dead" now? Is Bruce fighting literal demons now? Who knows!

Anyway, Joker's bemusement at Costume Batman is entertaining.

And of course there's a Robin.

wuh oh

Look, Joker still has some post-divorce aggression to work out. He should get home and work it out with his ex!

But not quite yet.

I know nothing about Manhunter but I guess I'll learn next month!

Then it's backer time, and we have a different artist, and I don't know how I feel about it. Francavilla's style really complimented the strangeness of the plot lines. But it is what it is, and it's Ralph!

Joker's henchmen have come to tell Ralph about a death in the family.

Twin brothers, of course! Looking back I'm surprised we didn't get to this clone explanation sooner.

He died almost doing what he loved: riding a bat.

Ralph leaves his family to attend to his brother's affairs.

lol boners reference

Ralph carries out all of Joker's schemes, my favorite being toilet papering Arkham, just because… the simplicity and near innocence of it, I guess!

But then as his duty comes to a close, Ralph realizes he's found a new calling.

Not a huge fan of this backer, perhaps because it makes me think of Three Jokers, which I still viscerally dislike even though I barely even remember why. But this does call back to the idea that Joker is an unstoppable force that Gotham will always need to deal with, and that's fun!

#the man who stopped laughing #joker #my jibber-jabber #spoilers #gore #blood

[infinitelytheheartexpands]

I Capuleti e i Montecchi (Milan, 2022): Reactions, Part II

let’s finish this up!

@smile-at-the-stars

this is so pretty also poor giulietta

good news: romeo is alive

bad news: you’re about to be abducted

ah yes because taking drugs from old men always goes well

(“savannah that’s not the point” i know. she’s desperate. there’s a whole drama. her dad is being a dick. pls let me have a little bit of dark humor.)

does anyone else remember TOMS? because her shoes kinda look like that

this is really beautiful

oh honey (also the way she practically cried “salvami!” right before this…kill me)

you’re a dick and i wish lorenzo was her actual dad because at least he’s trying to help

she just wants her dad to love her 🥺😭

DUDE WHAT THE FUCK (but at least lorenzo is supporting her)

at the end of the day, giulietta is a very frightened but very brave girl just trying to find peace and love in a world where neither is allowed

SPECTACULAR AND SO SO MOVING 😍😭

well i guess that “lorenzo being imprisoned because we don’t want him helping romeo and giulietta so he can’t get out and tell romeo the plan” makes some sense

it really sucks being poor in winter

poor child

oops

“oh you thought i only had a knife? actually i have a GUN TOO”

ROMEO TOOK THE GUN LOL

i LOVE duets where they just yell about fighting for a really long time lol

well this music turned really “celestial pretty” all of a sudden

OH THIS IS PRETTY

ROMEO SHE ISN’T DEAD

can we just talk about how much of an aesthetic this is

“uhhhhhhhhhhh here’s your gun back because now i’m too depressed to fight you”

sleeping beauty

random guy just took the flowers lol

speranza scappucci is BRINGING THE DRAMA from the pit 👏

oh no oh honey

i just wanna hug him

NO NO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOO ROMEO LOOK RIGHT BEHIND YOU 😭

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

they are so adorable and it HURTS

“all our grief is over” um…about that, giulietta…

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

this hurts. a lot.

HE DIDN’T EVEN GET TO FINISH SAYING HER NAME BEFORE HE DIED 😭😭😭

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

it’s all y’all’s fault

but this dude is mostly responsible for the fuckups

(and i love how they’re all like “yeah capellio this is YOUR fault” like…👀)

anyway this was really really great and i think i’ve finally found a bellini opera where i can truly understand the bellini hype

#opera #opera tag #i capuleti e i montecchi #the capulets and the montagues #opera liveblog #bellini #vincenzo bellini #divas #lisette oropesa #marianne crebassa #THIS HURT REALLY BAD #but it was SO GOOD

[superbattrash]

Vegeta provoking Krillin is just 💖💋✨

“That’s- more like it” impressed even when you’re dying. God, half-dead is such a good look on you, my love. Those thick black lines around your eyes ~ 🥰✨

Oh Dende 🥺😭

Goku’s impatient thinking is just… so good. He’s so desperate to get out but he knows he won’t stand a chance if he doesn’t get all the extra time ;w;

THERE’S THAT MUSIC AGAIN OH MY GOD, I seriously didn’t notice any of it when I was a kid???

Fangs <333

VEGETA WARNING THEM 😭😭😭 YOU DO CARE BABY!!!! ..about yourself mostly, but I’ll take it. I know what you’ll do later in life ~

AAAAAAA I FORGOT!!! HE SAVES GOHAN, HE AAVES HIIIIMMMMMM 😭 MY BOY MY BOY MY BOOOOY

“But how?” Because he’s Vegeta, DUH 🙄

Mmmm, the iris-less eyes 🥰 true power reveal ~ too bad it’s not gonna do much, but I appreciate the effort, boo, good for you <3

Oh my babyyyy 😭 don’t cry!!! You’ll get your revenge one day, I promise!!! God, no no no, I hate this part, nooooo DON’T TOUCH HIMMMMMMM!!!!!

WAAAAAA VEGETAAAAAAA 😭😭😭😭

God…. The torture this is…. The guy who killed his family, his entire race… and he can’t do anything, he’s just. Getting toyed with and broken, over and over 😭 MY BABYYYYYYYY

FUCKING DO SOMETHING!!!! HE SAVES ALL YOUR ASSES!!! AT LEAST T R Y!!!!!!!!! COME ON!!!!!! 😭

FUCKING FINALLY, NOW GO SAVE YOUR HUSBAND!!!!! GO GO GO!!!!!! GOKUUUUUUUUUUUU 😫

There has got to be so many PTSD Vegeta fics out there right??? Do I have to write them myself??? This is just. So much trauma for my boy

FASTER GOKU!!!!

…god you are looking. So fine rn 🥵 he looks so 🫦 now go use that new hotness to save your husband >:(

“So if you want him, wait your turn” MWAHAHAHA, RIVALS MY BARE ASS

Oh, bardock flashback!! WOOOOO \o/

God, he’s. He’s so. Mmmmmmmm. So confident. Angry eyes ~ overpowered main character, my beloved 🥰✨

Oh no. Not this. I can’t watch 😩 VEGETAAAAA 😭😭

LISTEN TO HIM GOKU!!!! Oh god he’s crying, my poor baby, my boy, my beloved 😭😭😭 “I’m begging you” NOOOOOOOOOOOO

The first time he holds him properly and it’s to bury him 🥺 my babies

This fight is the entire reason I wanted to watch this show - it better be worth it e_e

Ohh underwater thinking 👀 When Goku uses his brain >>>>>>>

Oh that animation looked so good!!! YEAHHHH

Aaaand you’re back to being so sweet and fun and. Oh goku 🥲

“Fine. You wanna play rough?” I, for one, do, holy shit. Hello there goku-sama 😩✨

God, the “smack talk” in this. It’s seriously like they’re flirting. I am HERE FOR IT

I mean I already know what’s gonna happen but it’s still been a while since I watched the Frieza saga, I usually go straight for the Majin, Cell and Buu parts of z 🤷🏻 anyway

KILL HIM FOR VEGETA, GOKU 👊🏼

#mish watches dbzk #summary of these episodes is: 😭😭 VEGETAAAAAA

[420technoblazeit]

Jonah is the one who drove away but it was hinted that he died cause an alternate talked to him through the GPS while he was abandoning Adam and it like gave him MAD

Adam went into the house but we don’t know if he died or not

Unless I’m confusing the lore

i mean yeah but he's there in the trailer for the next episode? talking to someone who seems like adam's alternate??? so presumably he isn't dead yet unless im infected with MAD too oh god oh fukc i dont want to be trapped in a kids bible cartoon noooooooooooo

#the pig squeals #the mandela catalogue

[harunayuuka2060]

Tempted to ask to see MC boop everyone as a social experiment and see reactions.

(Also hi Haruna, I've been dead candy for a while, how have you been? 🙃)

Just like usual... Work. XD

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MC: *holding a camera to record everyone’s reactions* Lucifer! Lucifer!

Lucifer: What? 

MC: Boop!

Lucifer: *has a sour look on his face*

MC: I’m done! *runs away immediately* 

Lucifer: *touches his nose* ...

Lucifer: I felt their finger bounced back. 

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MC: Mammon! Boop!

Mammon: Ow! Don’t show my nostrils!

MC: Levi!

Levi: No-no-no-no! *tries to escape* 

MC: *pulls him by the scruff his neck* Just one boop, Levi~

Levi: *screams* Noooooooooooo!!

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Satan: *reading a book*

MC: Satan~

Satan: I’m busy.

MC: There’s a kitten.

Satan: Where?!

MC: Boop!

Satan: ...

Satan: *frowns* So where’s the kitten?

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MC: Asmo! I just need one boop!

Asmo: Of course~ *pulls them by the collar and kisses them* There~!

MC: *exe. stopped working*

Beel: They just asked for a boop.

Asmo: *giggles* Oh, I thought they said “a kiss”.

Beel: *shakes his head* MC, boop.

MC: *gets back to their senses* Woah...

Beel: *smiles* 

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MC: Belphie-

Belphie: *raises his middle finger* 

MC: ...

MC: *throws their shoe at his face* Boop! *runs*

Belphie: *screams* MC!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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MC: Dia! Can I give you a boop?

Diavolo: Boobs? Sorry, I have plenty.

MC: ...

MC: *pinches his nose*

Diavolo: O-Ow... I’m just kidding.

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Simeon: MC, boop. *smiles*

Barbatos: MC, here’s your boop. *chuckles*

MC: Ow! Why did you boop me on the forehead?

Simeon and Barbatos: Because you’re naughty.

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Solomon: MC, you boop Luke. And I boop you.

MC: Oh! I like that!

Luke: No!

#obey me #obey me mc #obey me brothers #obey me (un)dateables #ask answered

[shayjay26]

My Rotds Reaction

!!Spoilers for the fifth book of Dragonwatch!!

WHY DID IT START WITH FUCKING KNOX

Newel and Doren better not die

I forgot Seth had wings pg 11

Poor Seth he’s beating himself up pg 18

Oop seth killed another dragon- pg 38

Humbuggle being a devious little fuck as always, he’s shorter than me, that little bitch

Humbuggle said it himself, seth is suffering

Lmaooo seth and his sass i cant pg 57

Sang Rou! Pg 61

The harpies called the unforgivable blade “nightbringer” and retreated, cool pg 63

Ahh, Newel and Doren, same old same old, and on pg 69 nonetheless

I have mixed feelings about Celebrant

YES BRACKEN MY BOI HES GONNA ACTUALLY BE IN THIS ONE

Bruh seth is suffering so much, he’s blaming himself, my god

“I forgot my dictionary. What’s prismatic?” lmaoooo pg 102

Yoooo theyre going to obsidian waste yesss pg 110

Shit, pg 122

Tell me why when calvin said “one less thing to worry about” I thought of hamilton, pg 125

NO, JUST NO. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, pg 144

Ronodin lived in a fucking apartment?! Lmaoooooo, pg 147

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, pg 151 I FUCKING CANT ITS TOO GOOD LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

LMAO THE FRUIT, pg 152

WHAT THE ACTUAL FLYING FUCK HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT THE FUCK, pg 153

I’m sorry she just called Bracken her boyfriend?? And suddenly she’s 16??? Wild, pg 154

“Please leave behind that third dart” lmaooooooo, pg 155

You can really tell when I was freaking out the most

I will forever remember the chapter “Captured”

NOOOOOOOOOOOO FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK HE SLICED HIMSELF WITH THE BLADE, pg163

I don’t trust the giants, it’s a brandon mull book, pg 168

What a great page to ruin, Knox, 169, you little shit

I want to trust Dagny, but Brandon Mull is the author

I want to pulverise Knox, I want seth to get the crown and then the giants can rip Knox’s limbs apart please I’m begging atp, pg 172

Bruh there is Mizelle and Lizelle, very creative Brandy, pg 176

LMAOOO, bottom of 177

Finally, Kendra’s getting trained, took long enough, pg 178

So Bracken IS they youngest, pg 185

Ronodin and Bracken were raised together, 186

Bracken was blonde

Ooooh, he had good intentions but he MESSED UP, pg 192

FUCK, ronodin thought he was doing something good, pg 196

I FUCKING HATE KNOX, pg 205

Kill him kill hIM KILL HIM KILL HIM KILL HIM, pg 208

NOOOOO FUCK NO KILL KNOX MAKE HIM FUCKING SUFFER I WANT TO SEE HIM TORN LIMB BY LIMB THAT PIECE OF SHIT THAT LITTLE BITCH, pg 209

He fucking sliced Newel.

I still want that fucker dead, pg 214

Ronodin was riding a bike? LMAOOOOOO, pg 222

Give Kendra wings or I’m throwing hands, bitch, pg 240

WARREN MADE A BLIND JOKE THE FIRST WORDS HE HAD IN THE ENTIRE BOOK, pg 250

Seth boutta have giant blood on his hands too, pg 255

“Fair warning - I can fly, and both of my swords have names” lmaooo pg 256

Yo Kendra be lookin for big foot, pg 270

Uh- it was a Raxtus Gavarog situation there, pg 319

Seth is being like “oH i DoNt WaNt ThEm To PrEtEnD tO aCcEpT mE” bitch you stupid, pg 328

“Come forth, Raxtus the fatherless, and meet your fate.” You would say that you useless fuck of a king you bitch, pg 330

Let’s gooooo, I was so scared Raxtus would die, pg 334

The chapter is called homecoming with what looks like fablehaven, ARE THEY GOING BACK????

NOT THE GODDAMN SPHINX AGAIN, pg 348

MURIEL??? Pg 349

Seth all grown up, he’s not trying to sell things for his soccer team to her anymore, I’m so proud, pg 358

There was no date, pg 362

“I don’t have nightmares, I give them to other people.” “Nice line, you should write greeting cards.” pg 372

I knew it was the translocator!!! Pg 378

Kendra boutta try to kidnap someone, they’ve both changed, pg 381

This is like the immortal snail thing but iron birds LMAOOOOOOO, pg 398

The Fairy King really just made the same deal twice the fuck pg 423

FUCKING SHIT NOT NOW pg 426

Bruh the sovereign skull is in selona pg 428

Sounds like the flash, pg 429

I’m saying “drop it” to the Sphinx like a dog now, look how far we’ve come, pg 443

I fucking hate Knox, please, take him away, pg 472

I feel sick to my stomach, he’s so fucking gross I can’t emphasize that enough, pg 473

YOOOOO MY BOI BRACKY ESCAPED pg 481

VIRGIL WAS THE FUCKING TRAITOR AHHHHHHH FUCKING BRANDON pg 484

The innocent is gonna be fucking Tess isn’t it?

At least Bracken finally managed to escape without Kendra lol

KONRAD IS IN THE SOURCE DOME THING!!!! Pg 503

NOOOOO I wanted seth to keep his powers wtf, pg 520

A shadow HEALER???? TF, pg 521

Bracken was riding his sister… IM SORRY, pg 526

“You want me to carry a Dragon Slayer into battle against my father? Is it my birthday or something?” pg 536

Bruh Seth now is light and will return to the alderfairy what the fuck, pg 543

Calvin is practically a giant now whattttt, pg 552

“You chose death today.” “Yes, yours.” pg 559

Kendra bout to be on the dragon’s side, scaring bracken like that LMAO pg 565

Hermo is my new favorite, pg 576

I love the mental image of Seth slapping Ronodin with his wing like someone would a dog who got in trouble, pg 584

Bruh he started running LMAO, pg 585

“I like when they run.”

A naiad really came in saying “mind if i stare, bracken” LIKE WHO TF SAYS THAT LMAOOOOO, pg 587

“Is it why they flirt with you?” “Next question” LMAOOOO

Lmao newel and doren page 600

“Hi, Bracky. Wanna go for a walk with me? I could feed you some carrots.” LMAOOOO pg 602

“Is that what they’re calling it these days” LMAO

WHAT THE FUCK, actually, I’m not that surprised atp, pg 606

Idk what to do with my life now. Jk. But not. Anyways, not sure if I like the ending, not sure if I don’t. Queen, you better do a rewrite. I read the book basically sleep deprived so I wouldn’t have reacted the same if I was fully rested.

#rotds #rotds spoilers #return of the dragon slayers #dragonwatch #fablehaven #bracken #kendra sorenson #seth sorenson

[raw-lesbian-energy]

Carnival of Spores

[Image description: Anonymous said

Fic idea: Sent by Andrias to Earth, Apothecary Gary causes a small bit growing spore zombie outbreak while Anne, the Plantars, and Caroline rush to stop it as each of them gets infected one by one.]

FIRST PROMPT WITH CAROLINE IN IT OKAY BIG MOMENT- But thank you so much for the prompt anon, this was a really clever idea!! I did put a little spin on it, but I hope you still enjoy it nonetheless!!

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Summary: A strange carnival rolls into town and the gang goes to have a day off, only for them to discover the true nature of the place.

Fandom: Amphibia (The Wild Soul AU)

Pairing: None

Features: Self-Insert

Word Count: 1,500

Warnings: None

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“Carnival! Carnival! Carnival!”

Anne, Polly, and Sprig chanted excitedly in the back seat as Caroline drove, pumping their fists in the air. Caroline chuckled at their enthusiasm, while Hop Pop seemed a little uneasy.

“I don’t know, Caroline.” He said. “I got a bad feeling about this.”

“Hop Pop, you have a bad feeling about everything.” Caroline replied, glancing at him briefly. “It’s just a carnival; it’ll be fine.” Hop Pop didn’t seem convinced, his brows furrowed in worry as he stared out the window. Caroline picked up on it quick, letting out a small sigh.

“Alright, tell you what;” she said, “first sign of real danger and we’re out of there. Okay?” Hop Pop turned his gaze to her, his expression softening as he nodded. Shortly after, the young woman turned off the street and into the carnival parking lot, finding it was already pretty full.

“Dang, word spreads fast, huh?” Anne commented, looking around at the mass of cars. Murmurs of agreement came from Polly and Sprig, while Hop Pop still looked uneasy.

“I don’t know; maybe we should-” he tried, only for Caroline to put one hand over his mouth.

“Up up up, we’re not backing out.” She told him. After a few minutes of searching, they managed to find a spot and parked, climbing out and making their way to the gate.

“Whoa, this place is huge!” Sprig said in awe, eyes shining as he stared at the carnival before him. It was brightly lit with all different colours, and various exciting rides could be seen around the area.

“Dude, check out that roller coaster!” Anne called, pointing at a tall roller coaster at the other end of the park. This caught Caroline’s attention too, an excited smile forming on her face. Hop Pop, on the other hand, was looking around for signs of anyone else, but found the area they stood in to be empty.

“Place looks a little…deserted, don’t you think?” He commented. “Seems a little suspicious.” Caroline shot an annoyed glare his way, but before she could speak, someone else did.

“Welcome, welcome!” A voice suddenly spoke behind them, startling the group. They all spun around to see a small man standing behind them, being only slightly taller than Hop Pop. However, he was wearing a top hat that made him look twice his height, which was a deep purple colour and matched a nice suit he had on.

“The name’s Larry!” He introduced himself. “I’m the owner of this fine little carnival. It’s a pleasure to have you all here!”

“Oh, thank you!” Caroline spoke up first, relaxing and stepping up to meet him. He had a somewhat unsettling grin as he looked up at the young woman, his head tilting just slightly. Hop Pop felt something gnawing at his mind; a feeling that he knew this man from somewhere.

“Well, aren’t you a lovely young lady!” Larry said, adjusting his hat just slightly. Caroline raised her eyebrows, not expecting such a statement out of nowhere.

“Oh, uh-” she started, only for Hop Pop to step in between the two.

“Don’t even try to make advances on my second adopted granddaughter.” He said sternly. “She’s much too young for you!” The sudden outburst caused Larry’s smile to falter, as well as Caroline to give him a rather confused look.

“Hop Pop, I’m twenty, I can handle myself.” She told him. Hop Pop didn’t budge.

“Nope, no way.” He replied. “We’re leaving right now. Come on, everyone back to the car.” A chorus of protests rang out from Sprig, Polly, and Anne, which led to Caroline finally putting her foot down.

“Okay, that’s it!” She snapped, stepping in front of the old frog. “Hop Pop, you have done nothing but be paranoid and pessimistic, and we haven’t even been here for five whole minutes! You keep acting like every single thing here is out to get us, and even though I’ve lived here for twenty years, you treat me like I’m some helpless little-OW!” Her rant was cut off as she felt a sharp pain in the back of her neck, turning to see just what had caused it. There, sitting in Larry’s hand, was a small blue beetle with a glowing purple mushroom growing out of its’ head.

“What the- the hell is that?!” Caroline snapped. Hop Pop’s eyes went wide.

“That’s the mind-controlling mushroom from back in Wartwood!” He yelled, pointing at the bug. Now it was Caroline’s turn to panic.

“Mind WHAT?!” She hollered, managing the sentence just before she felt her mind go blank. Her body stumbled for a moment, lurching forward before she regained her footing and straightened up. Her eyes now glowed with an eerie purple light, and the others could see tiny purple mushrooms starting to grow from her head.

“CAROLINE!” The four cried in unison. Larry let out an evil chuckle, drawing their attention to him as he took his hat off to reveal a massive purple mushroom underneath.

“We meet again, old frog!” He announced dramatically. “You thought you could get rid of me, but I’ll always find a way to survive!”

“Oh, that is nasty!” Polly exclaimed, cringing at the sight of the giant mushroom.

“Let Caroline go, you creep!” Anne snapped. Larry turned her gaze on them, grinning madly as his eyes started to glow in the same eerie purple that Caroline’s were.

“On the contrary,” he said, stepping forward, “I think I’ll be keeping her. Just like the rest of the humans I’ve tricked! Assemble, my minions!” At his call, the sound of hundreds of footsteps made their way towards them, revealing an army of mind-controlled humans. All of them with the same purple eyes and small mushrooms growing out of their heads.

“I told you kids we shouldn’t have come here!” Hop Pop shouted.

“Not the time!” All three kids yelled back, shooting him the same annoyed glare. Larry had a malicious grin that was ear-to-ear, and setting the bug on his shoulder, he pointed at Anne and the Plantars.

“Get them!” He commanded. Caroline, being the closest to the group, rushed in and tackled Sprig to the ground. The small frog yelped in alarm as the taller woman pinned him, growling in an almost animalistic manner as a strange purple liquid dripped from her mouth.

“Sprig!” Anne leapt in to save her little brother, charging into Caroline and sending the both of them stumbling. Sprig remained lying on his back for a moment, but when he sat up, his eyes were purple.

“Sprig, no!” Hop Pop cried, but it was no use. The spores had seeped into his brain, rendering him stuck under the mushroom’s mind control.

“Hop Pop, we gotta run!” Polly shouted. Hop Pop looked around at the crowd closing in, seeing Anne still fighting with a mind-controlled Caroline.

“Anne! We need to go!” He hollered. Anne looked up as Hop Pop called her name, though this proved to be her fatal mistake as Caroline seized the opportunity and sunk her teeth into Anne’s arm.

“OW!” Anne screeched at the bite, tearing her arm away and seeing it covered in the same purple gunk. Before she could even try to wipe it away, it seeped into her skin, leaving only the mark of Caroline’s teeth there.

“Oh, this is not gonna end well.” She muttered, her stare going blank before her eyes turned purple.

“NO!” Hop Pop cried out as Anne became a mushroom-zombie, stepping back when she and Caroline both got to their feet and started walking towards him.

“Hop Pop, this would probably be the time to run!” Polly snapped him back to reality, tapping on his forehead. The old frog was quick to turn and run, only to find the exit was blocked by a wall of mind-controlled humans.

“It’s a dead end!” He exclaimed. Larry let out an evil laugh, approaching from behind and cornering the last two Plantars.

“Nowhere to run, Hopediah!” He mocked. “And now, I shall take over this city and rule the human world!” His mad cackle rang throughout the carnival as the mushroom-zombies closed in, leaving Polly and Hop Pop with nowhere to run.

“This is it.” Hop Pop muttered gravely. “This is the end.” The world around him soon became nothing but a glowing purple haze, the groans and mad laughter of Larry blending together until all fell silent.

——

GASP!

Hop Pop snapped upright in bed, a cold sweat on his forehead as he gasped for air. He looked around in a panic, taking a moment to get his bearings before he realized he was in the spare bedroom at Caroline’s house.

“It was just a dream.” He panted, a wave of relief washing over him. “Oh, it was all just a horrible dream.”

“Hey, Hop Pop!” Caroline’s voice suddenly called from downstairs. “We got tickets to an exclusive carnival! Do you want to come?”

Hop Pop froze, his left eye twitching before he screamed.

“NOOOOOOOOOOOO!”

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Tholian Web (live blog)

Already know a bit about this one

Awww poor Chekov! Stop traumatizing/infecting him with murder-itis! Leave my baby boy alone!!!!!

This might be the most dead bodies we’ve seen on the show, yikes!

Oh noooooooooooo Kirk!

Aw, Spock contact your son! Poor baby...

Sulu is scared for his buddy! 💔

“Save Captain” mode activated! Nothing else matters until then as usual (how do people not ship it?!)

Return of the fish eye camera!

Chapel just saved Bones ass! We stan!

“I believe in you now leave me alone” is a running Spones theme 😂

Bones, ngl, think that phase madness is sinking in on you already. Also grieving for Jim :(

I honestly think the reason Spock didn’t want Bones at the funeral is mostly because he doesn’t think Jim is dead.

Again! I kinda ship Sulu x Uhura, or at least brotp! They’re always stocking together!

Wow, so much insight on both Bones & Spock, their dynamic is so fascinating.

Oof, that tears it! Bones is infected, I mean, they all clearly are but damn, I’ve never seen him that pissed at Spock something funky going on.

Awwww Jim is like “I know y’all are fighting, remember y’all care about each other!” This is so sad and gooooood.

Oh Bones is almost crying, don’t worry I’ll do it for you! 😭

Uhura baby no! Is she? Going nuts? It is everyone gonna think she’s nuts. We done been knew Jim alive tho.

Oh man, poor Pavel. Wow Chapel’s getting to be cool as fuck this episode!

Aw this is playing on Uhura’s preestablished phobia :(

SCOTTY SAW JIM!!!1!1!

“I know it’s nothing you’ve done Spock, I’m sorry” IM SORRY DID SPOCK JUST CALL MCCOY BONES?! IM FUCKING DONE HEART EXPLODED DONE DEAD

Man this is a fantastic ensemble episode, everyone is getting to shine! (And Shatner just so happens to be absent... gee, I wonder if there’s a connection 🤔)

Aw Bones called Spock Captain I’m fucking dying this is so good

Aw Spock missed Pavel, they’re so fucking cute oml

Another FANTASTIC episode!

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Episode 4-Play by Play Reactions (Spoilers)

(I accidentally spoiled a major part for myself by browsing tumblr after the episode aired but before I watched it because I’m dumb)

I’m watching this on my TV and not my phone this time so I’m excited

Previously on… the show I’ve been obsessed with months before it released. As if I need reminding lol.

Friggin marvel opening gotta remind me of Tony snapping every episode

Interesting watching this on my flatscreen cuz the show is wide screen

Oh asgard!

Little Sylvie!

Oh my gosh that would be horrifying as a kid… she just got kidnapped pretty much

“Crimes against the sacred timeline” oh for cripes sake she’s just a kid!

Oh my gosh this would be terrifying

Oh is this when Renslayer was still a hunter

Clever girl!!! She escaped before even being sentencing

There’s a lot more to Renslayer I bet

TIME KEEPERS BABY

Space lizards finna meet the business end of a pruner

Mobius yay!!!!! I’ve missed him!

And what’s so bad with different branches?

Oh is that hunter locked up?

Oh nvm

That “how?” from Mobius is the closest thing we will get to hearing him say “wow” in this show and that makes me sad.

Dawn of the Final Day

Aha iconic promo scene!

Serious Loki moment?

“The universe wants to break free so it manifests chaos like me being born the goddess of mischief.”

I don’t believe C-20 is actually dead

Soooo does Loki not still have the tesseract? Or are we gonna get a silly clown Loki moment of “OHHHH I FORGOT I HAD THIS.”

“Do you think what makes a Loki a Loki is the fact that we’re destined to lose?”

“No. We may lose. Sometimes painfully. But we don’t die. We survive.”

Please don’t romance them

This is sweet and sad

Don’t kiss please don’t

What set them off? How did they find him?

He really should have an equal amount of security

Mobius shut up.

Bad friend? Oops

Uh oh

TELL HIM THE TRUTH LOKI DO IT

Oh? Asgard?

Uh oh

Lmao

Bully Sif

Ouch

Poor Loki

Ohhhhhh lmao time loop of being beaten up by Sif… ouchie

Cmon Loki fight back.

Or break her mind lol

Loki don’t fall for it— ahhhh ok

Ouchie

Controlling woman huh

Easiest to break huh? Shut up Ravonna

Titans? (Lmao please tell me they arrested a variant Thanos)

Vampires??? Hinting at a Blade reboot????

Hunter B-15 knows something is up

Oh my gosh Loki real moment confessing to Sif “because I’m scared of being alone.”

Genuine or??? Is she gonna throw him? Poor Loki…. “You are alone. And you always will be.”

Mobius you scumbag. That’s literally torture.

Mobius shut up

Mobius shut up. You don’t know the real Loki.

Oh so even they don’t know what caused it

Now Loki is lying just to avoid being hit by Sif

Oh no. He thinks she’s gone. Loki can’t lie very well when he’s sad.

No not swooning… please don’t ship them I beg you.

Not romance please stop no.

MOBIUS SHUT THE HELL UP

Please don’t make it romantic please please please please

SHES NOT HIS GIRLFRIEND PLEASE SHUT UP

YEA LOKI TELL HIM THE TRUTH

Maybe he had a family, a life… maybe… maybe a jetskii?

Mobius shut up.

Shut up about “girlfriend”

Yea Mobius. Let it stew. You’re a liar.

That Hunter B-15 is onto something.. OH YEA SHE WAS ENCHANTED FOR A BRIEF MOMENT TOO

SHE MUST BE REMEMBERING SOMETHING

Theremin. Nice.

Odd music choice for a date I gotta say.

How much older is Owen Wilson than Gugu Mbatha Raw? (Googling) Owen Wilson is 52… Gugu is 38

Mobius is onto something. But I’m still mad at him.

“What we do here matters.” Doubt

Friendzoned

What trophy?

Oh the sword

SNEAKY MOBIUS SWITCHING THE REMOTES NYAHAHAHA

He’s not the best liar tho

For all time. Always. Doubt

She knows he’s lying.

Hunter B-15 interrogating Sylvie at Roxxcart

Yea Sylvie tell her!

FRIENDS? Please?

Oh my gosh poor Hunter B-15…

Hug?

Team up?

Yay???

Damn C-20 really is dead?

Funny with all that technology but that video looks like my old handheld game from like 2010 that I bought from Walmart.

Mobius having an existential crisis. Good.

Please stop hinting at a romance between them…

Friends yay!

Renslayer you scum…

Uh oh

Maybe he had a Jet Skii!

NO

NO

LOKI JUST LOST ANOTHER FRIEND

Renslayer I will revel in your demise

“But she’s just doing her job.” Shut up. She saw what Hunter C-20 said…

Loki is crying again… he just made another friend and he’s gun… HE NEEDS TO COME BACK. If Mobius is gone forever I will never forgive the TVA.

Awww she asked if he’s okay… I’m still praying only friends. Please nothing more.

What was the event? Come on Renslayer. You remember you crap hole.

Oh my. Time keepers??? Aha this IS where the stairs on the wall and a fight breaks out.

Lmao that one time keeper sounds like a dopey dog from a cartoon.

YEA HUNTER B-15 I LOVE YOU

Oh that’s how Loki gets that cut

Now he has a sword babyyyy

Renslayer I hate you

Loki help her!

Oh nvm she’s good

Child of the time keepers?

I KNEW IT

JUST ROBOT PUPPETS!!! ITS ALL A TRICK

So… who’s really in control???

Seeing Loki in this blue light… cmon give me Jötunn Loki.

Where’s hunter b-15?

Don’t confess love pease I beg you

Please please please don’t romance them. For all that is good in this world.

Oh gosh

Hug?

Please just hug

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHAT????

PRUNE HER DO IT

Loki?????

What???? NOOOOO

HE CANT BE GONE!!! We still haven’t gotten that scene where he has the flaming sword!!!!!!!! Pruning HAS to not kill them please!!!!!!!!!

Dammit I KNEW something would happen. They had their backs turned to them and it was too quiet.

LOKI BETTER NOT BE GONE I SWEAR TO GOD MY HEART CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH AGGHHHHHHHHH

I’ve seen him die too many damn times agahahshehhdheiebdusienenridiehehejd

And now the credit song has love in it

I really really hope they don’t have some sort of self-cest between Loki and Sylvie…

POST CREDIT SCENE WHAT????

LOKI YES

OH MY GOSH THANK GOD HES ALIVE

Oh

My

Gosh

MY JAW JUST DROPPED

ALL THE OTHER LOKIS

SO WHAT THE HELL DOES PRUNING DO?????

WE GOT KID LOKI, BLACK LOKI, OLD COMIC LOKI, AND EVEN A FRIGGIN CROCODILE LOKI LIKE WHAT???????

And what is black loki (I feel bad for calling him just that but I don’t know his name DX) holding? And what is old comic Loki holding?

What is this place that looks apocalyptic??? Why are they all here?

WHAT IS HAPPENING

THIS IS MY FAVORITE EPISODE YET AGGHHHHHHHHH

SO IS MOBIUS STILL ALIVE THEN????

IS EVERYONE WHO HAS BEEN PRUNED STILL ALIVE?

Is each pruned person sent to a place with all the other variants of themselves???

I HAVE TOO MANY QUESTIONS

NO WONDER TOM HIDDLESTON SAID POOR LOKI IN THESE EPISODES

My biggest concerns now are: how on earth are they going to wrap this up in only two more episodes? And PLEASE DONT ROMANCE SYLVIE AND LOKI!!! I mean, I get it… if Loki should fall in love who better than his parallel. She’s different enough from him to have it not be too weird I guess, but it’s still a variant version of him. And it seems a little too forced. Like sure a crush maybe, but don’t you dare say love when they’ve only known each other for like a couple days.

My mind is melting. I’m so glad I waited to watch this in the morning instead of at night so I could appreciate it in all its glory.

BUT NOW I HAVE TO WAIT ANOTHER WEEK AGGHHHHHHH

Oh and is Hunter B-15 okay? We saw her get knocked down but that was it. She didn’t appear in the rest of the fight.

AND WHO MADE THE TIME KEEPERS????

IS IT KANG? IS IT…… MEPHISTO??? WHOOOOOOOOOOOO?????

Gonna go browse tumblr to cry and reblog gifs from the episode to help me cope until next week.

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Word Of Honor - 1st watch insta thoughts - Episode 5

Episode 1

Episode 2

Episode 3

Episode 4

FYI (If you haven't read the previous summaries): Smirky Xing = Wen Ke Xing, Baby Xu = Zhou Xu/alcoholic tanned tragic hero lord guy, pleated skirt soldier boss guy = shen something, 5th brother from 5 Lakes

But let’s get started with Episode 5:

Okay, pleated skirt soldier boss guy chases the grandparents away and then wants to take the two mini wangjis with him. But the tree undies master guy isn't having any of it. So pleated skirt soldier boss guy isn't on anybody’s side. I see.

And there is another mention of 5 lakes abusing their power. Ominous.

The kids even wanna stay with tree guy. Must be bad.

Oooooh, pleated skirt soldier boss guy is indeed after the glazed armor.

Oh, uncle Zhao and his peeps and everybody come to the rescue.

And uncle Zhao respects tree guy's wish to keep the wangjis. Is he genuinely a nice guy or just worried about everybody around, including Baby Xu and Smirky Xing and the kid?

Ooooh, super pretty scenery. Why can't we all live in places like that?

Wheee, they get to feast with the family. And Smirky Xing is reciting poetry again. Everybody likes him it seems.

LOL, Smirky Xing is trying to feed Baby Xu. Who must get headaches from all the eye rolling.

Yo, what's up with tree undies master guy, why is he coughing?

Wait, are the little Wangjis also the kids of some 5 lakes brother? (Sorry, random thoughts about how things piece together, and lots of confusion)

Somebody's shouting for help. What's happening?

Young leader of something something, it was gone too fast. He'll be called magenta leader guy, if he ends up important. Ah, wait, he's from Broken Sword Manor. Have we been there before? I forgot.

Oh and he's chased by a ghost. And there's the smiley potato things flying in again. So the red masked ghost gang?

Oh, okay both magenta leader of broken sword manor guy and tree undies master guy vanish in the fog.

Pleated skirt soldier boss guy acts like an ass around the kid, encouraging him to drink along while drunk himself. What a jerk.

Uncle Zhao saves him and sends both to bed - individually i mean, obviously - , and seems genuinely nice, but I don't trust him still.

Whoa, pleated skirt soldier boss jerk guy is awake and just pretended! Even more of a jerk. What is he up to?

Oh, Baby Xu spots him and follows. Thank goodness, somebody needs to keep an eye on the mean guys.

There's some masked dark figure fighting with pleated skirt soldier boss jerk guy.

Something is going on at the main gate, and everybody runs there. Except maybe Smirky Xing, he's just cautious in general.

Oh no, somebody hung tree undies master guy outside the main gate. And it's raining smiley potatoes. Baby Xu is watching and they're all suspecting some happy ghost, because there's a batman-joker smile carved into the dead guys' faces. And happy ghost is apparently one of the masked ghost gang, which makes sense, because of the potato smiley paper crafts.

Oh, now they're worried about the kid. Was it a trap?

No, he's with Smirky Xing and Baby Xu. How did Baby Xu get back there so fast?

Okay, Smirky Xing says some masked ghost guys were going after the kid but were bad fighters and he instantly chased them away. But can that be trusted? If he himself is nuts guy, they wouldn't fight him, would they? But then again... if he were one of them, why would he spare the kid? None of this makes sense.

Okay, magenta leader guy isn't dead yet. He's in some bed, and somebody is lying in bed with him. Some woman. Who is she? Oh, she says she's a ghost. Wait, does he know her? So has she REALLY died, like a dead ghost, not one of those living ghosts?

Dude, stop begging, if she IS a ghost, she's not gonna let you go, you fool.

Oh, ghost girl channels her inner Arya Stark and drops her face for effect.

And magenta leader guy faints like a good damsel in distress.

Wait, she has a face again, but a different one (I think, not entirely sure) and she's one of the ten devils of ghost valley. A beauty ghost. Yeah, she's really pretty alright. And she's got a ton of friends with her.

Okay, what are they going to do with the unconscious guy? Kill him? They're just sharing make-up tips so far.

Baby Xu is trying to say goodbye to the kid. Aww, but the kid is gonna miss his dads. :(

There's a  flashback to some kid crying. There was also a name but I have no idea who he is. Was it Baby Xu?

Baby Xu sees a rooftop and flies up, I have no idea why. Was there something suspcious about the building? Huh?

Oh, somebody's pissed because their glazed armor got stolen. Ah it's pleated skirt soldier boss jerk guy and uncle Zhao who's not pissed just sad. Ohhh, so the ghost guys just wanted to steal the glazed armor and anything else was a decoy. I see.

Ahhhh, Baby Xu is on top of the roof, removing the tiles and listening in on their conversation, right when they say no outsider could know anything. Wow, they sure have a foolproof system.

Ok, 5 brothers of 5 lakes kept the 5 pieces of glazed armor? That does make sense.

Wait, why is nobody confused about pleated skirt soldier boss jerk guy being awake and sober all of a sudden????? Had uncle Zhao known that he was only pretending?

Man, that guy is made of pure anger and insults. If he dies at some point, he's probably gonna explode like a pinata hit by a dozen sticks at once, just because all the anger needs to get out first.

Ok, mad respect for uncle Zhao, because he is indeed a good guy it seems. He is capable of feeling guilt, and he doesn't want anything to do with the glazed armor anyway.

Okay, pleated skirt soldier boss jerk guy from now on will be called a-hole guy. Because, if the shoe fits...

BabyXu sees Smirky Xing flying away and is confused as to how he could also eavesdrop without being noticed by Baby Xu. I mean, that was Smirky Xing, wasn't it?

Oh, smirklord flying over the tree tops.

Yeah, Baby Xu, I wanna know too what Smirky Xing is up to.

Aww, "our little cheng ling". Smirky Xing is already feeling their dad status.

Oooooooh, Smirky Xing saved Baby Xu from the spiderweb wire stuff.

Okay, some ghost talk, I have no clue what's going on. lol

I'm focusing on the important details. Like Smirky Xing fishing for info on Baby Xu's virginity.

Wait, who's bleeding from above?

Ah, there's the sleeve cutting. Yes. Nice.

Oh the dead guy in the tree is the son of uncle Zhao? Wait, was he fighting with the dark masked guy? Not a-hole guy? Did I get them confused? I am so unable to understand anything, lol. I hate being faceblind. Somebody please let me know in the comments who did what while the manor was under attack.

Okay, dark masked guy's face is also shown and Bab Xu drops a name. I have no idea who that was, nor do I recognize the face. I'm so bad at this. Help?

WTH is "iron hook"??? Is that some special martial arts technique that only a few people can do?

Now they're speaking in riddles about animals. Owls, cicadas, yellow sparrows, praying mantisses. I have no idea what's happening. But it seems to be some sort of flirting.

Ok, now Smirky Xing says he's afraid of ghosts. I'm not sure if I believe that. He’s kinda looking a lot like nuts guy, after all, who is part of the ghost gang himself.

Oh, sure. When you're afraid of ghosts and more people dying... just go into the coffin house, because that makes so much sense.

Ooooh, Baby Xu saved Smirky Xing from the spider web stuff this time. Niiiiice.

Aww, they're asking each other who they are. So... does that mean Baby Xu is interested after all? Hehe

Smirky Xing answers that he's a good person. Yeah, like that's not the exact thing a bad guy would say. Not suspicious at all.

Why are there paper animals all over the place anyway? Can anybody tell me?

Also, who lit the incense sticks?

Why are they splitting up? That's how you end up dead in a horror movie, wth???

Wait, what? That's Smirky Xing's dad? His dad looks the same age as him? Is he hallucinating?

Whoa, why is it day time? Ohhh, blurred vision. Definitely something shady going on.

Baby Xu is hallucinating people too, I think. Leader of Four Season's Manor. Is that his dad? Zi Shu, wait, was that Baby Xu's real name?

Anyway, dad guy is doing an Anna impression and asking Elsa Xu to build a snowman.

Oh, Baby Xu saw through the hallucination. Got out of it by cutting himself. He really is into pain, isn't he?

Eww, zombie guys. What did I say about horror movies? But, nice make-up!

Oh no, Smirky Xing is still stuck in the visions.

And, more fabric is cut off. Baby Xu really doesn't like blood. Smirky Xing was not wrong.

HOLY SHIT! Smirky Xing called Baby Xu by his real name while hallucinating. So they DO know each other!!! :O

And THAT'S when they end the episode??? NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Gah!!!!!

Okay, okay. I'm calm.

So, what have I learned: 5 lakes alliance can't be trusted. A-hole guy is a complete jerk. AND SMIRKY XING KNEW BABY XU WHEN HE WAS A KID!!! Also, side note, I miss my purple queen :(

Goals for the next episodes: Find out how they know each other!!! Also, why doesn't Baby Xu recognize Smirky Xing? Is he also disguised? I still need to work on the name chart thing, because there's new characters showing up in every episode and I'm so lost.

#word of honor #1st watch insta thoughts #word of honor ep 05 #smirklord

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what’s a song that reminds you of your muse?

Munday asks!!!!

Oh noooooooooooo... there's SO DAMN MANY, honestly. So... let's see... I'm going to go with three that just kinda hit the top of my head with this questions.

The first?

“Zenzen Tomodachi” by Haruka Yamazaki (gonna include badly translated lyrics for this one- thanks Google.)

“Never Friend” by Haruka Yamazaki You are laughing now and Suddenly the scenery has colored. I believe in miracles, she'll stop when you touch her, she looks like a soap bubble. Happiness is about to disappear and she's scared

Never friend I want to play more and more in the future I want to hold it forever (I'm not alone) She still doesn’t want to live next to you

Cover her injured past and reset her (reboot) I don't feel any pain anymore I forgot she was leaving Already your profile I remember it hurts just like that

Never friend: You can see the strength I want her to share half her tears (because she's by my side) I pray that it will never end I want more memories

Don't be lonely when you're away (let's carve) The two of us haven't changed, every day I want to take it for granted I'm glad that I can be honest rather than being alone I can breathe for the first time in my life I'm confused by the heat of my heart I also love myself

Never friend I want to play more and more in the future I want to grab it forever (I'm not alone) Ah-She tightly embraces that moment when the world changes Living the miracle you gave me

The second?

“Yumeno Hajima Ring Ring” by Kyary Pamyu (prepare for more translation!)

“The Beginning Ring of a Dream” by Kyary Pamyu Pamyu

All the truly great memories of everything that’s happened so far I cram them into my suitcase, I won’t forget them I guess the future, from now on, is all up to me I’m off to buy a thrilling ticket to it Goodbye teacher, my friends The butterflies in my stomach from starting off on my journey Sour candy lips Big hopes for the big city I know nothing of Goodbye teacher, my friends Thank you, please give me some courage From the room that’s mine and mine alone is the beginning-ring of a dream This road I’ve walked every day until now I won’t be able to see it for a while, which makes me feel lonely Feeling the hopes and anxieties I have for tomorrow “Farewell”    I want to make it come true no matter what, so Goodbye teacher, my friends The butterflies in my stomach from starting off on my journey And the tears I’m biting down On my sour candy lips to hold back Goodbye teacher, my friends Thank you, please give me some courage From the room that’s mine and mine alone is the beginning-ring of a dream Goodbye teacher, my friends The butterflies in my stomach from starting off on my journey Sour candy lips Big hopes for the big city I know nothing of Goodbye teacher, my friends Thank you, please give me some courage From the room that’s mine and mine alone is the beginning-ring of a dream

...and the final song?

“Good In Red” by The Midnight

Called a curse in the cradle Loving mother, unstable Daddy gone, under the table But you found a song in your heart So you learned how to fight, how to starve, how to survive When the others blocked your light you learned to see beyond the stars

The curse of small desires Easily acquired It's time to set your gasoline heart on fire

Kill your demons, kill 'em dead In your mirror, in your bed In your heart, in your head Don't you look good in red? Slay your devils, kill 'em all Take your throne, paint the walls And if you make it out alive, hold that bloody head up high

Don't you look good in red?

Don't you look good in red?

Is there more beyond those plains? You cut your hair, changed your name Left a note as you escaped To thine own self be true But there was no gold in those hills, no platinum in those pretty pills Just werewolves tossing dollar bills and the wine dark sea of Malibu

The curse of small desires Easily acquired It's time to set your gasoline heart on fire

Kill your demons, kill 'em dead In your mirror, in your bed In your heart, in your head Don't you look good in red? Slay your devils, kill 'em all Take your throne, paint the walls And if you make it out alive, hold that bloody head up high

Don't you look good in red?

Don't you look good in red?

No one's coming to save you No one's coming to save you Swing that sword that you made With the pain that they gave you Like the pain is gonna save you

Kill your demons, kill 'em dead In your mirror, in your bed In your heart, in your head Don't you look good in red? Slay your devils, kill 'em all Take your throne, paint the walls And if you make it out alive, hold that bloody head up high

#soulcluster #+The Structure As Sound+ (playlist) #+Let Me Explain The Process+ (Asks)

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liveblog s1 ep20: the siege of the north pt 2

liveblog of part 2!! this one is intense and my brother is currently crying hysterically due to ~events~ and emotional support is appreciated

Where is aang’s spirit??? I am uncomfortable when we are not about aang

Zuko pls know i say this with as much love as possible but you’re so stupid. You stole the avatar and he isnt even awake to keep u alive

Bro: steal ur face? Ha. how would u breathe. Checkmate

Zuko has a sister?????

ZUKO HAS A BROTHER????

[then followed a debate in which i swore i heard zuko say he had a brother. My siblings told me i was wrong and i made us go back and watch it again. I was completely wrong. I’m a fool and now we all know this]

WHY IS EVERYONE SO MEAN TO ZUKO!! STOP TRAUMATIZING ZUKO CHALLENGE

Bro: Everytime i see sokka im just like. Man. i wish i had his hair.

Zuko needs a therapist and like one healthy coping mechanism

REMOVE THE MOON?? Ok gru djskfskjd

Yes YEET that fiance

How is aang gonna not emote. Hes so excited all the time! He’s so baby!

BRO THAT THING IS SO CREEPY ITS LIKE IF THE MONSTER FROM INFINITY TRAIN WAS ALSO A CLOWN

Bro: Aang is so strong for being able to keep a straight face. If anything i would laugh

Lotta talk about the moon,,, im feeling like someone’s in danger of losing a gf

Sis: ITS THE POLAR BEAR bro: that is a PANDA are you okay????

whats happening?? Hows he gonna get to his body? Oh he just yeets back jdskfks ok

Bro: Zukos voice sounds like a boy whos going through puberty but he doesnt want his voice to crack so he just whispers

Bro: Sokka and yue are my marichat. Sis: theyre your MARICHAT?? THATS SUCH A WEIRD ONE TO PICK bro: uhhh maridrein?? OH ADRINETTE

THE MOON IS A FISH??

Jsdkfkjs the moon said im outta here yall figure this out on your own

SICKO MODE AANG I MISSED U

Aang HELLO??? Where did you GO YOU CANT JUST GO SICKO MODE AND LEAVE WHAT IS THAT LIZARD THING 

AANG IS THE MOON SPIRIT??? TALK ABOUT FLOWER GLEAM AND GLOW

Sis: NOBODY BETTER EVER MESS WITH AANG EVER EVER AGAIN I SWEAR

Bro: NOOO IM GONNA CRY IF SHE DIES IM GONNA CRY I CANT SHE WAS MY MARINETTE THIS ISNT FAIR

Bro: Did she DIE NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[at this point bro is crying hysterically and punching the couch in anger. We are all yelling]

Bro: I swear i want to kill whatever that commander dude is he killed by GIRL AANG YOU BETTER DELETE HIM

Bro: NOOO SOKKA NOOOOOOO

She IS the fish???? She became the moon???

At least he got to kiss his dead moon gf one last time,,,,,

I swear i hate you sooo much i dont even know your name KILLHIM ZUKO

Begone i dont want you to EXIST

Bro: He killed my girl.... He killed my girl... this is so sad.. She was my marinette

Sis: THIS GIRL WAS IN THIS SHOW FOR LIKE 3 EPISODES CHILL

Bro: I JUST LOVE SOKKA SO MUCH AND SHE WAS HIS EVERYTHING

[bro is crying real tears. His spirit is crushed. He just wants yue back. His voice is cracking a lot]

Let zuko take a nap challenge. Let zuko be loved and cherished challenge

[bro is screaming into a pillow]

Post-episode: sis: should we watch an episode of miraculous ladybug to lift our spirits? Bro: NO. NO ONE ELSE GETS RELATIONSHIPS IF SOKKA DOESNT

Bro: i have two theories and one of these NEEDS to happen or else im canceling the show. Either aang goes into the spirit world and goes ‘bro sokka is destroyed come back please’ OR sokka dies and becomes the water spirit so they can be together forever

[bro has been going on for half an hour about why sokka and yue should’ve gotten married bc they would’ve united the two water tribes. It’s sad boi hours. He and my sister are yelling about the virtues of yue and adrien agreste for reasons i dont understand. Love is dead.]

#bro says he is spending the rest of his life reading sokka/yue fanfic so if anyone has any recommendations pls help him out #im not sure if he'll ever recover from this #liveblog

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Chapter Ten liveblog of The Mandalorian Season 2!  Let’s go!!!

ASLKDJFLKLKJKSLDFK OK SO FIRST OF ALL THIS IS LATE BECAUSE THE FUCKING STATE OF THE REAL WORLD SENT ME CRASHING INTO A STRESS NAP AN HOUR BEFORE THIS AIRED AHAHA 

LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED C’MON BABY YODA YOU’RE MY ONLY HOPE AT SERATONIN

Fuck it skipping recap

And we back on Tatooine

And he be nyoomin on a speederbike

What’s the hurry my dude?

Oh shit these guys are gonna like clothesline him

Oh shit they did

OH SHIT THE BABY

FUCKING BASTARDS

Oh thank GOD he’s okay

How the actual fuck did these bitches find the kid ALREADY does he still have a fob?!?!?!?

Kick their asses DIn

YOU STEP AWAY FROM MY SON WITH THAT KNIFE YOU FUCKING BASTARD

YEAH RIGHT DIN YOU TELL HIM YOU’LL KILL HIM IF HE HURTS YOUR SON

OMG HE’S GIVING UP HIS JETPACK FOR HIS SOOOOOOOOOOON

I CAN’T

HE CARES MORE ABOUT HIS BABY 

THAN HIS PRECIOUS HERITAGE

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

 Ahahaha no waiiiiit he has it controlled by his gear

AHAHAHA DIN YOU CLEVER BITCH I LOVE YOU

THE BABY’S LIL RASPBERRY NOISE

DIN’S LITTLE SHRUG

OH GOD I LOVE THIS FAMILY SO FUCKIN’ MUCH

And we get our title!  The Passenger!!!!

And here we get our Stronk Man carryin’ everything himself

Damn but I really do love him

Him and his broad shoulders

And yaaaaaay here’s Peli again!

And Peli’s still a legend

Is this dude’s name deadass “Dr. Mandible?”

Omg but do I love Peli

PFFF PELI COOKS THE DRAGON MEAT HILLBILLY STYLE XD

Awwwww he trusts Peli!

PFFF HER NAME IS FROG LADY

Oh no Baby Yoda thinks she’s a giant snack! xD

OH NO BABY THINKS HER BABIES ARE A GIANT SNACK

Baby noooooooo

Baby cmon don’t you mess with those eggs

Your dad needs this job!!!!!!!!

BABBBBYYYYYYY NOOOOOOOOO

DON’T FUCKING EAT THE CLIENT

And we got more New Republic ships!

“May the Force be with you” “And also with you” sonuvabitch why do they do that Catholic thing too

Uh oh these dudes are gonna try and shoot him ahaha

AHAHAHAHAHA IT’S FUCKING DAVE FILONI AGAIN

AHAHAHAHAHAHA DAVE YOU DEADASS NAMED YOURSELF “WOLF”

I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN

Damn I love me a man who can fly

OH HEY HEY HEY THEY’RE ON ILUM

Oh shit hope Din didn’t break any more of those eggs

Wellllllll if it broke the ship AND knocked Din out in that beskar armor I’m not holding out much hope for those eggs 

Awwwwww Frog Lady!!!!

SHIT WHERE’S BABY YODA

and he’s fucking eating the frog eggs again you little shit

Pfffff did Din like, purposefully give the kiddo a lunchbox to make it look like he can’t eat those eggs

Hey hey her eggs are cold!!!!!!!!!!

i just want her eggs to be safe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Aw baby snuggling with Dad!

Oh shit smart Frog Lady!!!!!!

OOOOOOOF GUILT TRIP

BABY BE JUDGING HIM LIKE HE DIDN’T EAT LIKE FIVE TO TEN OF THOSE EGGS xD

Awwww atta boy Din you’re a good person

Hey maybe if they’re on Ilum and the First Order hasn’t fucking destroyed it yet maaaaaybe some of the planet’s remaining inner Force resonance could help Baby Yoda figure something out???

Oh this gives me big “Zeb and Kallus stuck on the ice moon in Rebels” vibes

Let’s hope that means no giant monsters

Lol Din he’s a baby he can use the Force, not fix ships

Ahaha dammit Frog Lady ran off

How is Baby Yoda not fucking freezing in just that scrawny little burlap sack he’s in

The Force(TM) I’m guessing

Oh no don’t let Frog Lady be dead

Yoooooo hotsprings!

Gah this is REALLY giving me Rebels vibes

BABY NOOOOO

Uh oh these things Also look like eggs

AND THE THINGS INSIDE LOOK LIKE SPIDERS OH NOOOOOOOOOOOO

I DON’T WANT A GIANT ICE SPIDER

Oh ahaha nah we’re just getting ten thousand little ones instead

SHIIIIT NOPE THAT’S STILL NOT GOOD

Damn Frog Lady gets dressed fast

Oh THERE’S the giant spider xD

Why couldn’t it be butterflies instead?

YEAH FLAMETHROWER THE SPIDERS

Aw Frog Lady’s helping the baby!!!!!

DIN DON’T FUCKING SHOOT THINGS OFF YOUR SON’S

Oh that was Frog Lady lol

Goddammit Shelob’s back

Oh SHIT she got them Pennywise teeth

Oh shit oh shit oh shit who’s shooting her????

Is it the New Republic guys?

Oh yeah it is!

Oh hey thanks Dave Wolf Man!

Awwwww the security showed Din’s a good guy I’m gonna cry

Pfffff but they’re still gonna leave him to get his own ass off the rock xD

Soooooo was that Ilum or not?

I fucking love Din’s deadpan sense of humor ahaha

HE FUCKING STOLE ANOTHER EGG BABY NOOOOOOOOOOO

Aw this was a cute episode

Kinda filler-y, especially if there’s only gonna be eight total again, but hey, we got to see the baby being a little shit, I’m satisfied

And more Dave!

Still can’t fucking believe he named himself “Wolf” the man has a theme and he’s sticking to it I respect that

#liveblogging the mando show #sw the mando show #mando man of mystery #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #the mandalorian season 2 spoilers #star wars #sw #sw spoilers #star wars spoilers