#oh yahhhhh this fucks

[nippoisalien]

HYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *THROW THEO INTO THE VOID*

BEAT CHAPTER 5 B-SIDE!!!

#I FORGOT I REMAPPED THE GAME THAT MAKE GRAB AND JUMP BUTTON THE SAME BUTTON #WHICH I THINK WAS A YEAR AGO WHEN I STARTED THE GAME BUT GOT REALLY CONFUSED BY THE BUTTON SO I REMAP IT AND THEN DIDN'T CONTINUE #AND JUST PICK THIS GAME UP AGAIN RECENTLY #SO THATS WHY I CAN'T BOTH CARRY THEO AND JUMP AT THE SAME TIME FUCK #NO WONDER I DIE 287183190381 TIMES IN THIS GAME NOW OH MY GOD HOW DID I SURVIVE TILL THIS LONG #ANYWAY I FINALLY REALIZED AND BEAT THIS MAP EVENTUALLY YAHHHHH!!!! #celeste #i love remix song of this map #my post

[yourleftknuckle]

I JUST FUCKING WATCHED THE SPECIALS………DEAR LORD……I CRIED..TWICE!!!! I’m not gonna jinx myslef witht he posting thing cause I’ve still gotta say junk about spiderverse but BELIVE ME when I say my notes app is FULL and ready to be emptied out… but also the amount of screenshots i took is crazy I’m gonna be so honest with you 💔💔

Also the CLIFFHANGER IS EILD….when Wukong was interrogating azure about the scroll I was so mad that he basically fucking dodged the question, like your about to die man don’t do to us😭😭 and I wholeheartedly believed that the dude in the cloak was the fucking mayor but there’s a COUNCIL??

And also FREENOODLES WIN YAHHHHH!!!!!

along with the fact that peng in the first nb character in lmk!!! (Atleast in cannon i think) BUT OH MY GOS

I had to take a moment to replay the scene to make sure I’m not fucking crazy and they DID use they/them pronouns on them❤️

Point I made earlier still stands tho fuck that bird and their BITCHASS friends 🖕 like congrats on coming out that doesn’t excuse you being a HORRIBLE PERSON!!!!!

ANYHEO y’all it’s 2 in the morning and I need sleep so I’ll be heading to bed but trust I’ll whip soemthing up and hopefully get it out soon!! No promises though cause I’m gonna be super busy for like the next week💔💔

BYEEEE!!!

Also if your wondering where I watched the links are up in the LMK discord!! If you need an invite link or soemthing just dm me, or I can post the links on this post when I can!

Happy watching!!!!!

#lmk #lego monkie kid #lmk macaque #lmk season 4 #lmk wukong #azure lion #rambles #Lego #crazy lmk fan #HEKOOOPPP MEEEE #fuck peng #but… #happy pride 🌈 #being nb does not excuse bein a bitch though #fuck that bird #I’m eating chicken tonight #tang lmk #monkie kid freenoodles #non bianry #more coming soon #heart been broke so many times 💔💔

[virgincels]

omg… cherry pie hiii ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ it’s been literally 4ever since i last sent smth in because college actually fucked me raw no lube no condom omg it was so BAD!!! but now i have some time. the second i was on break i caught up w ur blog immediately 😭😭 so many new fics to read i had the time of my life ! the aita leon dad fic oh my days i actually like read it every morning now like it’s the daily paper NOT joking. need dad leon sooo bad so so bad willing to pay my tuition upfront for a chance at dad leon having his way with me ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ this is Lowkey specific but i feel like he would appreciate a nice brandy melville set on reader … like a matching tank and panty set. also i saw u got a new kitty baby recently and omg he’s so cute !! he loves u soso much it’s adorable. and new blog theme ugh i love ໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১ OH ALSO! cherry omg i just need to mention this idk if u saw it b4 but there’s this drawing of re2r leon as sylvanian family puppy on ig by @/einarratten and ITS SOOO CUTE OMG i thought of u immediately cus puppy leon ☹️☹️

anyways i already said so much n i don’t want this ask 2 get too long so i’ll end it here :3 ily cherry pie i hope u have a good weekend !! mwah mwah

໒꒰ྀིっ˕ -｡꒱ྀི১

HAI MOCHA ANON… OMG

and omg.. understandable everyone is going through it rn I couldn’t speak bc I’m a neet but my friends r swamped omg 😞 ANDTHFBF THANK U SM… honestly was not proud of the aita one so thank u sm wtf 🙁 I would also do some diabolical things to get leon to be my dad…. and I don’t think I have ever stepped foot in a brandy or know what the clothes look like.. 😓 the things people say ab it make me nervous cuz I’m a fatty 😓 but I think tanks and panties r so cute I think leon is so easy to please.. like grandma bra n panties could please him so a matching set.. oh he would be over the moon gosh

AND I SAW THAT . FUCKING SYLVANIAN AND INCRIEF I CRIED LIKE I TEARED UP ITS SO FUCKING CUTE?!!!! the way it actually looks like him has me going insane bc WHAT. also yahhhhh 😞 I have a kitty now after so many years of asking light of my life!!!

HOPE U R WELL N COLLEGE STOPS FUCKING YOU!! I LUV YOU!!

#mocha anon

[axcel-lucci]

Welcome to dump or not.

Here is a wattpad prompt again!!

Trigger warning btw!

Wait... What??

Was (y/n)'s first thought when she heard how Shachi was curious and opened a door that was literally labeled "gates of hell, DO NOT OPEN"

"You... What?" (Y/n) turned to him while scoffing the words out

"The door to 'hell' was empty, was it a hoax?" Shachi pondered as Ikkaku shrugged

"Based on what you believe in." She answered

Penguin simply nodded in agreement as Law groaned in annoyance

"You... You opened the gates of hell??" (Y/n) repeated, as if him repeating it two times wasn't enough.

"Uh... Yeah, he just did... Why? Are you a Satanist, (y/n)-chan?" Penguin asked

"Oh, no... I'm no Satanist, you just doomed this island to hell" she smiled sarcastically

"What do you--"

Law was immediately cut off by the sound of something breaking

Like glass under so much pressure that it starts to crack, they look down to their feet (except (y/n) since she already knows what's gonna happen).

They saw cracks form on where they stand as it stretched to only just them, a fiery red light illuminates from the cracks as it slowly got big and big until it broke

For some particular reason, law can't use his own devil fruit.

And they just fell to the fiery abyss down below as the previous opening above them rebuilt itself as if the island swallowed them while

"Yep. Eternal damnation of the island..." (Y/n) sighed as she crossed her arms while falling

"Yahhhhh!!!" Penguin and Shachi yelled out

"How are you not scared??!!" Ikkaku and Law shrieked, that was new.

"Scared? I'm using some of my stamina to keep your skin from burning, idiot." (Y/n) simply answered with a scoff

"Huh...?" They simply muttered before being blinded by fire.

The next thing they know is they're waking up and staring up into the crimson sky of hell.

Accompanied by the screams, the pained weeps, and the cries of the damned souls

Law was first to get up, he noticed they were on the roof of a building, a very high one at that

He panted heavily, it was hard to breath down here, too hard to breath he starts ventilating

"Calm down." (Y/n) called behind him, "hell's wind and oxygen supply works on humans, don't be too scared or else it will suffocate you. Hell literally runs on fear, ambition, and the seven deadly sins."

Law calmed himself down, knowing (y/n) was there, it eased him a bit

Just as he was comfortable of the stifling air in hell, he got up entirely and turned around to face (y/n), only to step back and widen his eyes with his jaw slowly gaping.

He stared at her in disbelief her even stepped back, punched, slapped, and pinched himself to see if this was dream or not

It's not.

(Y/n) had a lighter shade of gray skin, black colour around her red eyes, black liquid seeping out of her eyes like tears, her lips were black as well.

Her hair was still the same but longer, it touched her feet, she wore a suggestive type of clothing....

Black body suit that had a very low boob-window, the shoulders were cut, the cut for her waist being so much higher and thus showing some of her deliciously tame hips, and it being too much of a snug fit against her body was just--

Let's say it was enough for law to go back to sleep and dream of him touching all of those

Also, in her chest was a rather big, cracked, hole. It was empty... Law figured it'd be like their compartment.

And her shorts were denim black, short as well, short enough to be "decent" as black fishnet stockings decorated her very much sexy legs and into her black boots.

But if that wasn't attractive enough, her hair was kind of tame but messy? Her bangs at least are, it gave her this... Brave, confident, and very dominant vibes mixed in with the "fuck me mommy" vibes

But that wasn't even the distinctive features of her current form, she was tall... Too tall to be human even (around 9'0 {but definitely taller than that, 9'0 was the average law guessed she's in}).

And she had sharp horns that stemmed from her forehead and up into sharp and pointy ones, another pair of horns were growing from her temples and around her sharp pointy ears that resembles a mountain goat's, a long yet powerful tail on her back as it was kind of resting around her, her sharp fangs still shined white despite everything about her being dark.

"What, You think I'm a monster? Don't worry... I'll get you guys back up there as soon as the others wake up." (Y/n) said in a cold tone as she turned her back to him, looking down at the city below

He momentarily saw her back, the back of her outfit had a claw mark and three scars were under them

Big ones at that.

As well as two oval like holes on the back

"You're still staring, if you think I'm going to eat you, I'm sorry, I'm not a cannibal" she muttered lowly

"Oh... No, I just think you look quite... Nice" he said as he walked beside her

It made her jump, feeling him beside her.

She was sure that once any one of them wakes up, they'd be on the opposite side of the rooftop, away from her at least.

"What..." (Y/n) groaned as she looked at law who also looked back at her

"What? Oh... You think I'd be scared? Hell no, I think it looks quite hot" law stared at the suggestive boob window, which in fact, was kind of "in the way" of him looking at her eyes

(Y/n) noticed it and turned away, "pervert"

He chuckled

"So this is hell... I thought it'd be... Worse? But it's like a city, but for demons" he said, looking down at indeed a city below

Despite it being in chaos and in harmony, he still wondered if hell was this... Light?

"Oh, the inhabitants of this city are only restricted for demons, look there" she pointed to his left and saw a huge black box like it was a monument. "That is where human souls go, like prison... But they aren't just imprisoned there, no no... They are simply being tortured over and over and over again until their sentence is over, like in the human realm, which is actually called 'the overworld' by the other dimensions"

"I see... Like prison but they get tortured?"

"Yes, but not that type of tortured, a torture that will never. Ever. Heal. They get stuck in a time loop, their nightmare kills them over and over and over again, no rests, no stops, it keeps going and going."

"I see... What do you mean about sentences?"

"You know... Like in the overworld, if you were sentence with this you'd have ten years in prison, like that..." She shrugged, "but time moves so much slower back there than here, a thousand of years down here but just a month up there. So if you get sentenced to ten years... Hah... Imagine it being a millennia"

"What happens if you finish that sentence though? Like do you get reborn?"

"No. Reborn isn't real, the only records of incarnation in this world is my father's and that God almighty people worship" she scoffed

"So... Wat happens?"

"You get thrown in any of the seven deadly sins' territory, if your sins were driven by lust, you go to lust territory, if you got sentenced because of greed, you go to the greed territory, and so on."

He nodded, "being here... How many years have you been here?"

"Human years, three months, hell years, three thousand and fifty years." She answered, "but... Are you sure you're not scared of me? Is this you playing brave??"

"What? No... I actually think you're quite hot, can you switch like that in the overworld?"

"Like this? Yeah, but only when I feel like it" she shrugged

"No consequences at all??"

"No, why?"

"Nothing" he grinned slightly

"Your mind is full of dirty shit. And don't call me fucking 'hot mommy' in your head. You kinky bastard" she growled in disgust, but a part of her was happy and cried tears of joy upon hearing him not scared of her.

He chuckled before touching her skin, it was cold, despite the heat on hell.

"Why is your skin cold?" He asked

"I don't have a soul" she answered

"What?"

"I don't have a soul" she repeated

"How do you not have a..." Law trailed before having the 'oh, right...' look in his eyes

He remembered back that (y/n) ripped her soul out, why? He doesn't know exactly.

"What territory are we on?"

"Hell's main territory, greed. I want to visit uncle Ozzie at lust territory though" she sighed

"I see..." He hummed

Silence was kind of established for a while

Just the screaming, crying, and the yells for help fills their ears.

#trafalgar law #law x reader #angst #night thoughts #sad boi hours #trafalgar law x reader #trafalgar law x y/n

[rogue-of-light]

OH YEAH, THAT'LL DO IT!

(NOT ME TREATING IT LIKE A FUCKING EUREKA MOMENT, BUT LIKE IT IS!!!) -KPA

YAHHHHH!!!!!!!

Nekane could not move from his spot for like five minutes because xe was laughing too hard. Every time he’s calm down xe would see Wisper and start laughing again. Got to a point xe was leaning against the wall trying not to fall over from laughing

#[ kankri playlist anon ] #[ sburb session || oc tag ] #it REALLY broke the camels back

[killingick]

THE CREEPS AS THINGS I’VE SAID, DONE AND HEARD AT WORK

The conversations shared between our team are casual. This is all banta / how we talk to each other. Minus the last one which was a very serious conversation that i was not included in. But we all joke about it.

Toby: Can i have a spoon?

Y/N: Are you gonna bring it back?

Toby: No….

Y/N: 🤨

Toby: 🥺

Y/N: You know what, I honestly don’t get paid enough to care. Take it and run before my manager comes back lmaoaoao

Toby: *switches to a runner / trackstar*

___________

Masky: *gets ignored by Jeff*

Jeff: *stood still with an irritated look on his face*

Masky: Cocky little toothpick built prick.

Y/N: *trying their hardest not to laugh*

Jeff whilst looking at Y/N: WHAT?!?? LAUGH I DARE YOU, I FUCKING DARE YOU.

____

Liu complains about his food as a customer and so Y/N decides to go and solve the issue:

Jeff Back of house making the food, in the most authoritative tone possible: Oh yeah, just tell them that that’s perfectly fine. It’ll be out in a few minutes and when it does come out i’m gonna head butt them.

Y/N: Okay- wait what-

Jeff: I’m going to fucking head butt them now actually, move.

____________

EJ: *minding his business watching a butterfly on a tree trunk*

Ben: What’s that fucking crackhead staring at.

________________

Ben: Oi pinnochio come here

LJ: *busts into the room* The fuck did you just call me?

________________

EJ: Y/N.

Y/N in the same mocking tone: EJ.

EJ’s dominant ass: *looks up from his paperwork and carefully eyes Y/N for a good few seconds*: Shut your mouth whore.

_____________

Jane: I’ve got a wedgie

Clocky: Oh

Jane: WEDGIE IN MY BOOTY FEELIN’ TIGHT

Jane and Clocky: HUH YAHHHHH

_____________

Y/N: So we all know i literally don’t have fucking tits right

Liu: *tries not to laugh*

_____________

Jane: YOU HAVE RUINED MY FUCKING YEAR, HOW DARE YOU YOU INSOLENT BRA-

Jeff: You’re not allowed to talk to me like that *hangs up*

#creepypasta #creepypasta x reader #ticci toby #creepypasta headcanons #eyeless jack #headcanon #clockwork #fiction #jack and sally #jane the killer #jeff the killer #ben drowned #ej x reader #slenderman #work stories #incorrect quotes #creepypasta proxy #laughing jack #kagekao #hoody marble hornets #masky marble hornets #cp masky #hoody #masky headcanon #seedeater #oneshot #true story

[kpopwrites]

Drowning in A Dream Chapter 5

A/N: This one is longer than the others and delves a little bit into the boys and their backstories. It gets a little graphic, so be warned now. If I’m lucky, I’ll have chapter 6 out by tonight or tomorrow night!

TW: Possible smut in upcoming chapters, angst, fluff, swearing, mentions of depression, suicidal thoughts, suicide attempt, slight gore

   Perhaps it was Hoseok’s unhappy grumbling that woke you up for the second time, or maybe it was the warmth of Yoongi’s arms around your body. Either way, you awoke with a start. It hadn’t been too long of a nap apparently, since the sun wasn’t all the way up yet. Long enough to make Yoongi very unhappy to be disturbed, however, as he scowled at Hoseok, ignoring the man's upset rambles in Korean. “Hobi, shut the hell up.” He growled, sitting up. He didn’t let you go however, only letting you escape his embrace when you awkwardly got up, fixing your pajamas. “Is breakfast still available?” You ask nervously, clearing your throat. Hoseok’s eyes lit up as he nodded. “Yup! It’s only been about ten minutes since it was done.” You brows furrowed forward. “Only ten minutes? I feel like I’ve been asleep for hours.” You muse softly, chuckling. Yoongi only smirks silently in response. “Thank you for the cuddles darling. I never imagined you would be so clingy while you slept. Not that I minded of course.” With that, the mint haired man walked out of your room, Hoseok following shortly behind, both ignoring your flaming cheeks.

   After getting dressed and ready to leave, you went to the kitchen where everyone was seated at their spots. “Morning.” You smiled, waving at the group in greeting as you sat down in between Taehyung and Jin, the latter having been guarding your plate from Tae. “Yahhhhh, you messed up their makeup Yoongi!” Jin whined, turning your face towards him before he started fussing over you like a mamma cat. Yoongi chuckled, rolling his eyes at his older brother before starting to eat. Taehyung had a whole mountain of food in front of him, making you question where the hell he put it all. The man was incredibly fit and healthy looking. How could he possibly eat so much? 

   “Are you taking your leave after breakfast?” Namjoon asked, causing Jin to reluctantly release your face. You nod. “Yes, I have to work today, and after missing yesterday, my boss might be worried.” Jimin grins at you, putting down his cup of wine. “Where do you work, precious?” He asked, watching as Taehyung threw him a warning glance. “The Ravenhill’s history center. We just got some new documents proving a super famous local legend of the group of boys who came out here and were killed.” The air suddenly got very tense as Namjoon stared at you, the other boys having blank faces. “Oh? I’ve never heard this… legend. Would you tell us the story?” He asked, voice dark. His tone frightened you a bit, but you nodded anyway. “You may lose your appetites, however.” You warn before delving into the tale.

   “According to some newspaper sources and local legend, a group of young men came here a long time ago and tried to settle in these woods, build a new life for themselves after immigrating. Of course, the locals weren’t very nice since racism was a lot more prominent back then.” You pause to take a sip of orange juice before continuing your story. The men still had blank faces and the tension was clearly high, but you pushed forward. “After about two weeks of rising tensions, people say the spirits of the woods finally managed to take control of the group, causing the youngest brother to snap and murder his brothers.” 

   You glanced around, trying to ignore how scary each man looked at that moment. “The oldest was found without a head, having been decapitated with an ax in his bed. The police found the bodies in the order of their age, like the youngest had set it up or something. The second oldest was found next, completely cut in half and eviscerated, his internals hang out and scattered all over the barn floor. Next was the third brother, found with his tongue cut out and nailed to a wall, like someone didn’t like how much he spoke. He bled out from that. The fourth oldest had the most brutal, beaten to death with a farming tool before being crucified.” You shiver in disgust for a moment. “Are you alright? You don’t have to tell the story. It’s very fascinating to hear what the locals think happened however.” Namjoon hummed. 

   “Yes, I’m okay, I just really don’t like thinking of blood.” You admit before clearing your throat and continuing. “Take your time.” Taehyung interrupted you. “It’s hard for everyone to hear.” He smiled softly, almost sadly before allowing you to continue. “The fifth oldest had his throat slit, almost like a mercy kill. The police were pretty baffled by his death. The sixth was found with his stomach and entrails shoved into his mouth, like the youngest was making him eat his own insides.” Jungkook looked up from his plate. “And the youngest? What do the police say happened to him?” He asked, an edge to his tone. “Well, the legend says a group of hunters had seen the last kill and shot him down with a parade of bullets.” You say, shaking your head. 

   “After that, the police showed up and documented everything before taking the bodies of the oldest six to be buried before  burning the youngest’s body.” Jungkook scoffed, shaking his head. “Bullshit. You nor anyone else have any fucking clue what happened. Just cause they found the bodies. The automatically assume the youngest got cabin fever?” His temper was rising, the air sizzling around him and the rest of the table. “Jungkook. Do we have to go downstairs to cool you off?” Namjoon asked, his voice calm and emotionless. Jungkook ignored his brother, continuing a small rant. “They never buried the bodies. The bodies were left to rot since they were foreign.” He spit the word out like it was poison in his mouth before shoving his chair away from the table and standing up, pointing at you angrily. “Don’t listen to everything your precious grandmother had to say.”

   You frowned deeply, feeling your own anger rise up. “Don’t speak about my grandmother.” You warned, making Jungkook smirk. “Oh yeah? And what are you gonna do? I could rip you apart in my sleep.” He snarled back. “My grandmother defended the youngest, said he didn’t want to do what he did, but instead, it was the demon of Wrath possessing the poor boy.” You snapped finally, slamming your hand on the table. Jungkook’s eyes widened and all of the sizzle left the air instantly. He sat down slowly, ashamed. “Sorry…” He whispered, causing the others to stare at you, not bothering to hide their shock. “Jungkook, what happened?” Jimin whispered in Korean to his brother, clearly surprised. “I’m not sure… All the anger just… left.” He whispered back, fiddling with his hands. “One minute I was to tear (Y/N) to shreds, the next I felt bad for making them upset.” Hearing your name, you looked up, trying to understand what the two men were saying. 

   “Sorry. I didn’t mean to burst. I have anger issues, and they come out pretty uncontrollably when someone speaks badly of my loved ones.” You mutter. “You have anger issues?” Taehyung asked, looking at you. “Yes. I just work really hard in anger management every week. And working at a history center surrounded by things I enjoy is pretty calming.” You admitted, shrugging. “Anger management?” It was the first time you had heard anything but calmness or a strict tone coming from Namjoon, instead a tone of surprise. “Yes. My grandmother had me signed up for those classes since I was very little.” Namjoon nodded, seemingly in deep thought. “(Y/N), how long has your family lived in this town?” He asked after a moment, making eye contact with Jin as they seemed to silently communicate. “As long as anyone can remember, why?” You ask, cocking your head to the side. “No reason. You may want to take your leave. It’s a long hike back to town, and you don’t want to be in the woods after dark. Bad things happen out there.” Namjoon bowed his head as a farewell before excusing himself from the table.

   You nod, standing up and getting ready to say goodbye. To your surprise, Jin, Jimin and Hoseok gave you a big hug, making you promise to come back for a visit before standing aside. Taehyung held out a small bag of snacks. “In case you get hungry on your way back. There’s also some water packed and a sweater in case you get too cold. You can return it next time you visit.” He smiled softly, patting your head shyly before walking away. Yoongi and Jungkook didn’t say anything, instead both waving goodbye as you walked out the front door.

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#BTS #BTS AU #BTS x reader #OT7 x reader #gender neutral reader #Kim seokjin x reader #min yoongi x reader #Jung Hoseok x reader #Kim Namjoon x reader #park jimin x reader #kim taehyung x reader #jeon jungkook x reader #pride #greed #envy #wrath #lust #gluttony #sloth #taglist open #requests open

[readbythestarlight]

c2e43

I have no idea what Sam’s ad was about but that was amazing. I love how you can tell they’re such good friends that they can tease each other than way.

Oh god here we go

WALL OF FIYAAAHHHH

okay okay it’s fine they’re gonna be fine

OKAY BEAU GOOD RUN THAT BOOK TO THE PLANK KING

“but what she can do is control water” FRIIIICK

bad roll bad roll please bad roll

AHHHHHHHH CALEB FUCKING UP AVANTIKA WITH A COUNTERSPELL

MY BOY

LIAM’S FACE WAS THE BEST

matt no

YEEEEEEESSSSSS

MY BOYYYYYY

IM SO PROUD OF MY SON RIGHT NOW GUYS

“now you can die happy” TRAVIS

DIMENSION DOOR YAAAS

they have been using the break well for planning

Against Caleb fuck

Liam is so tense it looks painful

no

GET OUT OF THERE ALL OF YOU

FJORD GETTIN’ MY BOY OUT YAAAAS

Get Nott out get Nott out!

NOTT NO RUN

OH SHIIIT

RUN CREW OF THE MISTAKE RUUUN

They are playing so smart right now I’m so proud of them

CALEB NO

FUCK

CAD GET TO HIM

guys Caleb can’t die I won’t be able to handle it

I literally haven’t been this stressed since Molly died

NOTT NO

TAKE HER HEAD OFF, YASHA

“Let’s get weird” I like the sound of that

SUMON GREATER DEMON YAHHHHH

SJORD SUMMONING A GIANT DEMON ALKSALKDFSDGLKJ

Liam and Travis constantly slapping each other in excitement is the CUTEST FUCKING THING

what does that mean phantasmal force

DID IT WORK

The dice gods are smiling on my children tonight and I have never been so grateful

don’t lose the demon don’t lose the demon

okay good

wait Beau just wait

Travis’s excited little hug he gives MArisha

THEIR FRIENDSHIP JUST GIVES ME LIFE YOU GUYS

Liam’s rage is all of us

Cad, darling, how about you get to Caleb plz

Okay that’s fine bless Yasha and Nott and yourself that’s good too

Fjord coming in with the healing potion to save Caleb hell yes

Caleb don’t fireball now that’s not good

not what you wanna do not babe

you know what I changed my mind BURN THAT SHIP DOWN

Poor Bouldergut.

Daaaamn Caleb.

Welp Caleb’s gonna have a flashback.

Oh jeeze.

I can’t imagine how Beau feels waiting while all this happens behind her

Nott honey no

That was somehow even more stressful than the fight with the Iron Shepards when Molly died

I have literally never been so worked up from an episode of Critical Role you guys

Okay Beau be cool about this

OH GOD

IT WAS A TEST

FUCK FUCK FUCK

THIS IS BAAAAAD

oh damn girl you playing it hard

lie well baby girl lie well

Jumanji Costco again

This is NOT going as well as I thought it would

I’m tense again Matt why couldn’t you just give us a break

Liam’s reading his book and it worries me a little bit

I’m literally so worried about how this is going to end

Oh dang Beau spilling some half truths with a lovely 22 roll

“As you have murdered a majority of her crew” yeahhhhh they did at that

Avantika you liaaaaaar

AVANTIKA YOU LYING WITCH

AHHH THAT NAT20

oh god oh god please let this work

HAHAHA SHE FAILED HALLELUJAH

ohhhhhhhhh myyyyyy goddddd

I CANT FUCKING BREATHE

oh god okay

just banish them from the island

just banish them. please. a “if i ever see you again you’re dead” thing

THANK GOD

I’m literally shaking

Snake eyes lol Laura paying for all the good rolls

“We don’t have to pigeon this” xD

Listen I’m 100000% happy to have a resource management game for a while. I need a break from the insanity.

I’m so glad Orli made it out alive

Jester is so taking Avantika’s clothes lol

Caleb thinking about Fjord <3

C: “We are the three assholes in this group”

Nott: “I - I’m asshole adjacent”

C: “Fjord’s going to find this very difficult.”

N: “We’ll take care of him like we always do.”

“He’s looking for a father, he exposed himself to this woman for us.” I’m having a lot of feelings about Caleb worrying about Fjord and understanding that he’s going through hard things, and understanding what he had to do with Avantika and how it must have affected him.

Caleb and Fjord are back at the top of my list of my favorite relationships in the game.

I’m back to being lowkey WidoFjord trash I feel like. Oops.

Oh. Fuck. Wait.

Is Fjord’s accent to sound like Vandrin?? Is that something that was established at some point and I missed it???

Jester did just say “If we find him will you stop sounding like him?” didn’t she??

IS IT SOMETHING JUST BETWEEN THEM??

holy shit it is

WOW IM REALLY SAD NOW THAT’S WHY FJORD’S ACCENT CHANGES??

They’re still after the wreck. I was kinda hoping that they would just be like “okay let’s leave it buried there”.

But at the same time I think they need to go. So Fjord can get closure with the whole Vandrin thing.

Why do they all have these crazy cool spells that we’re only just hearing about

Caleb’s like “I just got my cat back but if you need an octopus I guess….. ;__;”

Caleb is so cute and proud

Hi yes y’all please remember the ghost woman

Fjord’s like “LET’S GO YEAH” and everyone else is like Fjord plz we need to rest first

Cad: “I’ve been putting the fruit in everyone’s food for like a week” I would die

GUYS PLEASE REMEMBER THE GHOST WOMAN

Oh good I’m glad Beau remembered

Oh I’m glad she remembered to take Sprinkle out before he could die :P

I love how they bought pets, lost one, left one, and constantly forget one

Oh god here we go into the ocean

They’re at the bottom of the ocean this is amazing and terrifying

oh god

it’s a whale it’s fine

I love that

Matt you make everyone so amazing

Cad waving at the whales. So pure.

I’m ready for the Fjord feels you guys

JUST AS MATT CUTS IT OF COURSE

Man this was insane, intense, I was so stressed for the first two hours.

I’m really eager to see how things go with Fjord. He’s been through a lot, first the guilt over Molly’s death and their treatment by the Shepherds, and then all of this, and also the stuff from his backstory with Vandrin, and the sudden acquisition of magic, and finding out the magic came from a probably evil banished god. I’m just saying he’s gonna need some hugs.

God so good. Good good good good episode.

#emi watches critical role #critical role #critical role spoilers

[simp4ace]

no no no, the worst thing for me is when i revise and go through a work before posting. and then when i post it , IT STILL HAS A FEW ERRORS THAT ARE JUST EMBARRASSING. that's why when i finish a work i don't post it. i guess it a day or so and then read it to see what i messed up on

but yes, rewriting is pain. it's so so tempting. i'm rewriting this one fic that i wrote like 2 years ago and the CRINGE. HOW DID PEOPLE EVEN LIKE THAT??

aaaa btw, which backstory from one piece made you cry? or at least made you emotional????

the ones that made me cry were Robin's and Law's (but nami's made me cry when I rewatched it hbsgsgs)

-🧪

yess yes yes oh my Goddd😭😭😭 I'm always the one who edit my fic AFTER posting it (cuz I'm impatient af and I cannot wait LMAO), and whenever I re-read and find a grammar mistake I just like 🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️

honestly don't understand why people even like that😢😢😢 and omggg aaa the cringe I feel when reading my old fic yahhhhh🥵🥵🥵

so uhhh tbh I'm such an emotional person, I'm easy to cry and I also love a good cry so~~~ basically I bawled my eyes with almost every backstory from OP😥 except for Zoro's LOL XD

The saddest for me must be Robin and Luffy's one? Luffy cuz yk, Ace😞 when he promised he wouldn't die? break my fucking heart 🙃💔and Nami aaa I cried when I first read it😭😭😭also the reason why I started to hook on to OP... Sanji had two backstories and it killed me twice. Law's was sad too yeah I missed Cora-san sm🥺

#🧪.txt #our talk #about OP!!! #ah btw who's your fav chars in OP?

[christainsbitch]

Pranked // Colby Brock

Prompt: You’re Colby’s girlfriend and he decides to prank you while you’re asleep, but you wake up feeling very shitty.

Warning: swearing, fluff

A/N: Idk if this is any good buttttttt yahhhhh

tag: @tomhlland1996

word count: 1,036

You rubbed your tired eyes to feel weird stuff on your face. Groaning, you opened your eyes to see balloons all over your body, actually your entire room was full of balloons. You looked around for a camera but couldn’t seem to find one. You sighed and fixed your hair quickly before getting up and trying to push yourself through the mass of the balloons, you had to find Colby.

“Colby Brock!” You yelled once you had almost made it to the bedroom door and thats when something popped up from under the balloons, causing you to scream bloody murder and fall. Colby held the camera up and continued to laugh at you. “Where’d you go?” He laughed and searched through the balloons but little did he know you crawled to a different spot. Good thing he closes his eyes when he laughs most times. He searched around, confused.

“Where the hell?” He moved balloons and soon he was close to you. You smirked and jumped up, screaming and pushing the balloons at him. “Y/N!” “Now clean up my room.” You smirked and left the room for him to begin cleaning. “What no!” He yelled back. “Yep. Its your prank, loser.” He groaned loudly and you heard and loud pop from the room. Colby squealed every time he popped once.

-the next day-

You woke up to feel sharp pains and you knew exactly what it was. You groaned and ripped the covers off of your body. Thankfully you had woke up just in time before you bled through your pants and onto your bed. Dragging your tired body into the bathroom, with different underwear and your box of tampons in hand. After cleaning up you grabbed an ibuprofen and popped it into your mouth. It hurt so bad you just couldn’t wait until it went away. It’s gonna be a long day, you thought to yourself.

You trudged back to your room and looked at the time. 5:36. You groaned loudly and fell back onto my bed, curling into a ball and falling asleep shortly after.

-

“Wake up I’m bored!” Colby barged in, you swear you almost sprung out of bed and stabbed him. “I swear to god Colby, let me sleep. I will actually fucking kill you.” You threatened, swinging your small fists at him. He whistled in response. “Damn somebody woke up on the wrong side of the bed this morning.” “Leave. Me. Alone.” You pulled the pillow over your face and kicked at him. Your stomach hurt so bad and you just wanted to sleep until the pain was gone. “Damn.” He said and left the room.

COLBYS POV

She was obviously on her period. Usually she’s mean but she never gets that mean. I smiled at the idea that popped into my head and grabbed my car keys. I ran out the door and drove to the nearest Walgreen’s. When I got there I grabbed everything I thought was necessary which included chocolate, ice cream, chips, her favorite tea and some more chocolate.

On the way out I seen the cutest teddy bear, it was pink with a black bowtie. I smiled and grabbed it, buying everything and heading home. Good thing we had a lot of movies that she liked at the house. I grabbed maze runner, twilight, pitch perfect and the mortal instruments from our movie collection, of course she added them there.

“Y/N.” I cooed as I walked into her room, everything in hand.  “Colby! Just go away.” She yelled and threw the pillow on the other side of the bed and looked at me with a death glare.  “I brought you presents.” I smiled and set everything on her bed, she sat up and looked at me with her eyebrows raised. “So we have chocolate, chips, ice cream, tea, this other weird caramel chocolate thing you like and these movies.”

She looked at everything and smiled at me brightly. Here are my boyfriend points of the week. “Oh I forgot something!” I ran down the stairs and grabbed the bear from the couch where I dropped it. “This too” i smiled and walked into her room, handing it to her. “You’re the best.” She smiled and pulled me over and hugged me, kissing my head. “So what movie first?” I turned to her and she said Twilight. I nodded and put the movie into the Xbox I handed down to her.

“Let’s begin.” I climbed into the bed and pulled her over so she was sat in between my legs. Her whole body tensed and she kinda kept a distance. “Its okay, relax.” I rubbed her arms and she melted into my body. She moved into a more comfortable position and laid her head on my collar bone. “Do you want me to rub your stomach?” I asked. Boyfriends do that right? 

She shook her head no, mumbling an “I’m okay.” and cuddled into me more. And that’s how the rest of our day went, us eating junk and watching her favorite movies. She was really moody the entire time but it was still the best day me and her have ever had together.

YOUR POV

You woke up in the arms of your boyfriend and everything felt so much better. He was still passed out so you wiggled yourself off of his lap and down the stairs and to the kitchen, you were starved. As you searched through the fridge you suddenly felt a pair of hands on your hips. You turned to be face to face with Colby.

His hair was a mess and he had light circles under his eyes. Even when just waking up he still looked gorgeous. You always felt so lucky to have him in your life. You smiled at the pretty boy and stood on your toes so you could place a soft kiss on his large, red lips.

“What are you doing?” He asked you, as if it wasn’t completely obvious. “I’m starving.” You turned yourself in his arms and began your search again. “Want to just go get Taco Bell or something?” He asked and turned you, pulling you closer to his warm, bare chest. “Yes please.”

#colbybrock #colby brock imagine

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Moving slowly, she slid out from underneath Mel’s arm and went to the bathroom. She made herself a pot of coffee and sat at the small table they shared. Alice was waiting for Mel to bring up the night’s events but she doesn’t. They got dressed in their matching jumpsuits and prepared for the day without saying much of anything. Melanie woke up about an hour later and headed straight for the coffee pot. tt/1XeX52K Link to Part 2 http://ift. Link to Part 1 http://ift. All of them stare intently as she walks by and she feels their eyes piercing her. At one point however, a group of men is being marched from one end of the facility to the other while she is heading to her next job. The day goes by quickly as Alice adapts to her new surroundings. The night’s events were unexpected and intense and her dreams were the same. She is leaving just as Mel is entering and they smile at each other. The men fall to the ground screaming. A tinge of jealousy then guilt wells up in Alice’s stomach. A few call out to her and shock collars around their necks light up. " "Good morning" Alice replied. Alice catches a glimpse of Melanie during her meal break. Mel is distracted by the group of men around her, fawning all over every move. She doesn’t have much exposure to the inmates while she works on basic maintenance in the lower levels. She finished her day’s work and returned to the dorm. Mel wasn’t back yet and Alice’s heart sank again. Her eyes light up as the sensation rocks her body, then laughs as she almost falls over. She figured a shower would help and it did a bit, the warm water relaxing her muscles and the stream of water pleasuring her again. "This will have to do for now. She tried to pass it off and focus on the day. Alice was accustomed to disappointment so this was a fairly easy task. The day goes by quickly and Alice and Mel are separated for the day’s duties. As she goes to open the door, she hears voices in the next room. She recognizes the small giggle that Mel reserves for men. Alice wants to talk to Mel about what happened before things escalate even if she does want it to happen again. She opens the door a crack and peers out. She touches herself now, thinks for a moment, and brings her hand down hard against her pussy. The previous night’s events enter her mind again as she exits the shower. Walking out there in just a robe could lead to something more so Alice decided to throw on some shorts and a t-shirt. Alice is unable to make out what they are saying but it sounds intense. One is definitely male and the other has to be Mel. " She thinks to herself. This is clearly an inmate. He is wearing the standard issue clothing not worn by the rest of the crew. Mel’s hand is between her legs as the man fucks her mouth. Mel is moaning as she takes his large member down her throat, her hand busily playing with herself. She gives the tip a small lick. She stops sucking and there is a loud popping sound as she releases her mouth from him. Her jumpsuit is still on but opened. Mel is on her knees in front of a man, her head thrusting forward repeatedly. He has dark hair and smooth, dark skin. The scene is unbelievable enough then Alice notices the man more. In one movement he has picked her up, carried her to the far wall, and entered her roughly. Mel grips him tightly with her legs and screams in pleasure. "Now are you going to put this anywhere you want, Sir? His muscular form is shaking as he grabs her hair and pumps himself in to Mel’s mouth over and over, sweat trickling down his chest. Mel wraps her legs around him as he thrusts upward, groaning in pleasure. " Her calls make the man more aggressive and he pushes harder and faster. She slides her shorts down and places a hand in her panties, feeling her wetness. There is that jealous feeling again but now coupled with unhinged arousal. She cums hard almost instantly and she grips the door hard to keep from falling. He is grunting now, not responding verbally. When Alice peeks through the crack of the door again, Mel is staring straight at her, still pinned against the wall but with a large smile on her face. He stops and lowers Mel as Alice quickly closes the door. Alice freezes and her body tingles in fright. " There is a knock at the door. " she asks him Alice stands stunned as she watches and her eyes widen as the man pulls Mel up and tears her jumpsuit open. Alice is growing wetter and her head is swimming. She knows she has been caught and they know that someone was watching. " calls Mel "Alice, is that you? Mel giggles again as he rips her panties down. The man has stopped too and turns to look where Mel is looking. I thought you weren’t back yet" Alice gulps "I…. Before she can do anything, the doorknob turns and the door opens. "With your clothes on? " Alice looks down and curses under her breath. I was just in the shower. " "Uh-huh" smiles Mel. When you loved this information along with you desire to receive details concerning porn free chat room i implore you to pay a visit to the page. Melanie is there in full glory, not caring that she is naked or that anyone is looking. " Alice’s mind races. " "What is he doing here? " The man just gives a crooked smile and nods. We wouldn’t have minded, would we Mark? He stares back at her, his eyes glowing red. "Mark isn’t much of a talker but I didn’t want conversation tonight. " Alice glances again at the man standing in her room. "Yeah, I met him during my rounds today. It’s clear that he has not finished what he came for. "Well mostly harmless. "Shit" she thinks "Shit Shit Shit! Mel turns back to Alice. I deactivated his collar and checked his chart. Alice gets to her feet. "You could have just came in and watched. Besides, he knows the risk and any man here would take a lifetime of more punishment for a crack at playing with us. "He can’t be here Mel! Consider it a thank you for last night. " Alice looked at the man again. " Laughs Mel "He was going to be a surprise. " She smiles as she says this. He was still hard and Alice for the first time really noticed his size. He did not move but stared at Mel and Alice, lust in his eyes. " She takes Alice by the hand and leads her out of the bathroom. Mel noticed her gaze "Clearly you like what you see. Her heartbeat quickens as Mel pushes her closer to Mark and stands behind her. Alice is beyond scared but as always, does her best to appear calm. " Alice cries "Oh yeah, my bad. Don’t you want to fuck him? He will do everything you want. Why don’t you go say ‘hi’? Mel’s feminine hands caress Alice’s body and she whispers to her "All for you for being so good last night. " Mark takes Alice’s face in his hands and kisses her deeply sending electricity throughout her body. " The sound of those words so close in her ear turn Alice’s legs to jelly. "Go on, Mark" says Mel. What are they going to do, punish him? Mel’s hands explore her body more, rubbing her breasts and stomach, grinding her naked crotch in to Alice’s ass. I wanted to warm him up first. She feels her shorts being slid down along with her wet panties. Her whole body is alive and quivering. "She would love to have you. Mark is sucking her nipples now , his strong hands digging in to her. Mark moves his hands over Alice too as he kisses her and Alice can’t tell who is where now. She shakes with fear and excitement as both Mel and Mark rub her everywhere. Melanie whispers in her ear again. Mel’s small hand cracks against Alice’s now bare ass and she winces. " Mark remains quiet but he grabs at Alice harder, almost crushing her in his large hands. "Still……if we get caught…" Mel interrupts her "IF we get caught, I will tell those dolts that he was escaping. "Would you like to suck him? She licks her lips and looks up at him. Breathing through her nose is the only way to handle this as he reaches the back of her throat quickly. Mel pushes Alice to her knees and Mark is there in front of her, larger than any man she has ever been with. Alice feels Mel’s hands run over her body, squeezing her breasts and teasing her between the legs. Her eyes widen as she feels herself choke. I just know you will love it. Mark grabs Alice’s dark hair with one hand and pushes forward. She pushes her head forward as far as it can go. He does not smile but grips the base of his cock and places it against her mouth. Mark fucks her mouth hard and as she shivers from the pending orgasm, Mel pulls her away. To her surprise, a small moan escapes her lips. " Alice only nods, unable to speak. She has never gotten off from sucking a cock but this time may be different. " Alice does as she is told and raises her ass. "Do you want him to fuck you? She has never had anyone give orders like this and it sends a thrill through her that makes her squirm more. " Alice asks, looking sadly at Mark. " Alice cries and wiggles her ass more. Another spank from Mel. Another spanking, this one harder. "Not just yet" replies Mel. Mel moves behind her and spanks her ass hard. "uhhhhhhh-yahhhhh" she screams. " Lights explode behind Alice’s eyes as he enters her. She was soaking wet but he was large. She felt herself being stretched as he pushed in. He only slides out again, then back. His pace quickens and Alice pants loudly. " Without hesitation Alice obliges. Mark does not stop and only grabs her ass hard, pulling her in to him. She feels her pussy clench hard around his cock and she screams again. As she lies gasping for breath , she feels a mouth on her, licking at her ass , then moving down. She feels his balls pressed against her and she opens her mouth to scream again but nothing comes out. Her body is nearly a liquid now and she falls forward, unable to move. Mark would have been one thing but to have Mel doing this made it even better. yes" Alice says meekly. Wave after wave of pleasure and pain hit her body all over. His touch is surprisingly gentle compared to what he was just doing. Her hand smacks the floor and she reaches back, half trying to stop him and half asking for more. Mark is in her fully now. He places himself in her mouth again. Mel’s tongue continues to explore Alice’s tender hole, her hand reaching up to cup Alice between the legs as she licks. Based on his breathing and pace, she knows that he is about to cum and she sucks as hard as she can, wanting it. She moans as the tongue enters her , making her shudder again. She turns to see Mark standing above her, stroking his hard cock which is still glistening from fucking her. This time she instantly sucks as hard as she can, tasting herself on him. She looks up to see Mel cradling Mark’s cock in her hand in smiling. She is helped to her feet and Mel kisses her soft lips. Mel moans between her legs and stops. "I’ll be back later. Alice falls to the floor again, still shaking. Mark is introducing me to some friends. Her head raises and she looks back to see Mel between her legs. Mark pushes himself deeper now and she feels him getting larger. He kneels down in front of her and caresses her face. The warm release shoots down her throat and the intense shock makes her cum again.

[jabmirach]

OMG I fucking told her

I feel soooooo shyyy about this

I’m so bad at confrontation.

Sigh...

She was like “I'm sorry I haven't been spending that much time w/ u and also u’ve been asking me to go w/ ur parents to xmas lights a lot”

I said

“Yahhhhh but I really hope u can make it to the Xmas lights if we go out later, cuz it would b polite to bond w/ my family the first week u move in. that kinda hurt me a little bit ;(”

and then she asked,

“oh nuuu what time?”

and I said “It’ll be later I believe. I’m not sure. But if u have church it’s ok!! But if it’s plans w/ Andrew do u think u could see him another time?”

cuz like dude.. I've been asking for a week and u see this boy all the time and u keep making plans w/ him over my invitations to bond w/ my family who’s offering u hospitality.

but I can’t really blame her cuz I’ve been through that phase w/ boys too.......