The Panty-Dropper
5.3k Lashton One-Shot
Tooth-rotting fluff, tooth-rotting smüt, domestic bliss, 60’s au
“Why don’t you let me take care of the house for you? That way you can stay at your leisure—preferably in my line of sight reading your dirty little romance books,” Ashton taunted.
“What?” Luke’s protest was like a squeak, “You’ve been working all week! You can’t take over completely!”
“So have you,” Luke felt his husband’s warm golden wedding band carve against Luke’s supple flesh through the thin barrier of the linen dress. “Besides, how am I ever supposed to make up for last night’s little fiasco?”
The image of helping Ashton scrub the charred remains of their dinner off the pans flashed across Luke’s mind.
“That wasn’t your fault entirely...”
“Luke,” Ashton shook his head to quiet him. “I owe it to you. Let me make up for nearly burning down the house…Take the day off,” Ashton urged.
Or
Ashton discovers a little old sexy-joke recipe from his hardworking housewife with his name all over it—literally.
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Uh um . Thoughts on Dazai for the bingo. How normal are we about him on this fine day
NOT FUCKING AT ALL !!!!!!!!!!
daddy issues. maybe? probably? is mori enough of a dad to count??? where are your parents dazai. maybe daddy issues + general lack of a father figure. fukuzawa you need to dad harder
incoherent sobbing. yeah
he IS just like me for real. its not projecting if im fucking right okay.
i think he should be in pain. whump his ass
hes less of a case of "goddamn asagiri leave him alone" and more "fucking hell dazai there are things wrong with you". why do you feel literally anything under 16 layers of denial. hes also not fucking subtle. snow white has a glass coffin and all that.
its. really complicated. does he elicit some of these feelings? yes. is he actually my precious widdle bubububububb? no.
i torture him because i love him 💕💕💕 its for his own good thats why im putting him through the wringer and through the river
i did say he's just like me fr
GNAWING BITING SQUEEZING SINKING MY TEETH INTO SHAKING HIM AROUND VIOLENTLY LIKE A CHEWTOY
😔😔😔 i want to hold him tenderly and kiss him and give him some soup and i dont even LIKE soup. this is embarrassing
do i even need to explain this one. like not the obvious suicidal tendencies but the way he TREATS them. you need help. because its not like he's trying to fucking die hes just. augh. his whole fucking character song. "i wait impatiently for the dawn that exists somewhere" ..... "even though that is what i feel, im still here" you have such fucking obvious mental health issues you piece of shit.
WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS. ABOUT EVERYTHING. your issues your blantant homosexuality your FASHION SENSE
normal :) sane :) stable :)
holding him like listen here you little shit. if anything happens to you I will blow YOU and myself up. do you all understand. biting the entirety of beast and i havent even read it yet
shaking him shaking him shaking him shaking him shaking him shaking him shaking him shaking him s
he is INSANE there are THINGS WRONG WITH HIM. we all know this of course
i fucking hate him hes so fucking stupid you idiotic pining piece of shit.
i need to know what makes him tick RIGHT NOW. I WILL NOT BE SATISFIED UNTIL I DO
look at me. fucking look at me. this is a man who has EXTENSIVE mommy issues. i dont know where they come from or how or why but he fucking has them. you need to trust me on this
(^‿‿^) once i finish the anime and the light novels i will be really normal about him. aether when silly character with profound aura of sadness
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looking through some old writing and found this. enjoy :)
13 things i would say if I could. but I can’t.
1) i wish you could hear my inner monologue everytime we’re on the phone
you could never hate yourself again
2) i wish you didn’t live so far away
3) that this past week hadn’t felt so heavy
loaded
like a gun
maybe it hasn’t for you
4) i wish we could see the stars at the same time - you could tell me the science
for hours
i would listen to you talk
for hours
5) i could never get bored of hearing your voice, of seeing your face
6) the way it scrunches up when you smile
7) the way it opens up when you are sad
even when you think its shutting down
8) i wish we could see the stars at the same time - i could tell you about the mythology
for hours
i would talk about anything at all so long as you would listen
12) you’re fucking beautiful. you’re beautiful in the way an old oak tree might be. all gnarled branches and twisting roots somehow contorting into this perfectly imperfect form, reaching higher and higher constantly striving for the sun - closer than anything else and yet always wondering if you could be closer
13) you’re beautiful like coffee rings on a table - sublime mundanity - lived in and warm - smelling like home
maybe i only need 3 words
three little words
to ruin everything
ADDITION:
14) I did. and I’ll never be too warm again. I’ll have that soft autumn breeze on my face to keep me cool. and remind me that I’m alive.
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when you get this ask could you perhaps maybe bless us with 5 of your fav songs (currently or of all time), and then send this ask to 5 of your mutuals who you think have good taste!
whipping out this old meme to say: sorry i’m basic and also have never once made a ‘favorites’ list without agonizing intensely 😭 so i narrowed it down to ‘favorite songs that have been used in hockey fancams’. HOWMSTEVER i also struggled with that. so. in no order are five songs shuffled from my fc songs playlist:
i cheated already i forgot we need to include anything hippo campus. yes i had to no i don’t even care which song (fc specific… bambi… semi-pro…) they’re my favorite band
sarah - alex g / astrid- glaive (*two songs but same vibes. it’s fine)
make out - julia nunes
junk of the heart (happy) - the kooks
pa’lante - hurray for the riffraff / thy mission - the garden (cheating again but these are both knox songs to me so they can be in one)
good old fashioned lover boy - queen
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