#op please tell me this is a shitpost

[sapphicdib]

Your cycle consumes itself. What have you become?

(ˡᵒʳᵉ ᵈᵘᵐᵖ ᵇᵉˡᵒʷ ᶜᵘᵗ)

SO THIS IS MY INV VS SAINT AU!! It started as a shitpost and uh. Spiralled. Out of control. And now it’s genuine lol.

Enot and Saint are basically mortal enemies, and Saint needs to get Enot OUT OF THE CYCLES in order to continue his work, because this damn horny bastard won’t stop hunting him down…for some reason. Isn’t ascension the greatest gift you can bestow upon the creatures suffering in this barren wasteland? At least Saint thinks that. Inv, on the other hand, does not.

Enot stumbles upon Pebbles while passing through the silent construct, trying to find food one day. He takes a liking to this half-dead pink toaster, bringing him scraps of fabric as blankets and lanterns, and the best part…talking to him. Inv, somehow, can talk to iterators. And despite Pebbles’ very limited ability to reply, he does appreciate the company, and slowly the cycles become less agonizing. Pebbles has a friend. However, when Saint finds him, his immediate reaction is to attempt to ascend him—and he is tackled by a very angry slugcat, hissing and spitting at him in defence of its friend.

When Saint attempts to ascend him, he misses, just barely clipping Enot’s tail and glitching him half-out of reality. He then realizes, to his horror, that his karma seems to be draining. Whatever the hell this thing is, it’s dangerous, and Saint retreats to restore his karma (and heal some of the nasty wounds Enot gave him).

Inv turns back to see Pebbles, staring at him in pure fear, before he simply whispers out a “Thank…you…”. And that’s when Inv makes it his mission to save Pebbles (and everyone else) from Saint.

This leads to Inv running around the map, hot on Saint’s heels, trying to get any and all the iterators to figure out a way to get off their damn strings and LIVE again! Most of them are collapsed or semi-collapsed, so it’ll be an uphill battle, but when a glitchy, teleporting slugcat with the ability to speak tells you to do something…you’d be kinda inclined to do it.

Anyways the reason Enot can’t be ascended is because he is happy to give in to every single one of the great taboos. Wrath, Lust, Friendship, Gluttony, and Self Preservation. He revels in them. And if he can help the others experience them, and become happy with living again, they’ll be immune too! Also he is ridiculously OP to the point of him basically just having DevTools active because I think it’s Funny. He can glitch-teleport and drains the karma of beings around him. He also talks super casually and I think it’s funny.

A little bit of their dynamic hehe:

“Hey, pal!”

“I would like you to stop calling me that, please. You may call me the Saint.”

“Ahah. Not happening.”

“You are incredibly disrespectful.”

“Hey man, I’m not the one calling myself a saint but then running around killing shit and acting like it’s a good thing.”

“You use such vulgar words. I ascend beings, freeing them from the torment of these endless cycles. It is my purpose.”

“Even the ones who don’t want to go? Bro, you don’t even ask. The last robot you almost merked was screaming “no wait” at you, and you still think you’re in the right here? You’re not some kind of righteous saint, that’s called being a fuckin’ serial killer.”

“You do not understand what you are talking about!”

“Whoa, buddy! Are you gettin’ mad? Ain’t that…a lil taboo? PFFT look at your face!”

“I am not tolerating this any longer. Goodbye.”

That’s all I can think of rn! Send asks if you like!

#rain world #rain world downpour #rain world au #rain world saint #rain world enot #rain world inv #my art #rw #inv vs saint au #inverted cycle au #<- new tag! #inverted cycles au

[turtle-loving-enby]

TMNT dashboard simulator

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🍞deliveryguy-5879 Follow

I just had to deliver a pizza to a fucking? Sewer??? And some weirdass green guy picked it up???? NYC is so fucking weird wtf

#he tipped tho so it was fine ig #adventures in delivery

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🌌 stellar-space-warrior Follow

Heads up if you're moving to/recently moved to New York:

If you see someone in what looks like a fursuit commiting crimes, slowly back away. Do not approach them. It's not a fursuit. Some weird green guys will show up and handle it. Ignore it and try to forget.

🖼 heck-yeah-jupiter-jim Follow

I know this sounds like a shitpost but trust me it is not. New York literally is just like that.

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🤖lou-jitsu-fanboy-deactivated

There is this super large glowing insect in my room. Should I be worried??

🐉literally-justsomeguy Follow

Hey, OP? OP???

🎹definitely-not-a-mutant Follow

I'm sure he's fine

☢doodle-master Follow

That insect fucking killed him

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🎁blue-dabadeedabadie Follow

Are you from New York, and have you seen the weird turtle guys?

🌳connecticut-clark-irl Follow

What the fuck is going on in New York????

🦁lesbian-red-fox Follow

There's turtle guys there, I sometimes see them on random rooftops

Don't worry about it, I think they're cool

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🎶bootyshaker9000 Follow

HOLY SHIT I FOUND URANIUM!!!

🎵shelllllllldon Follow

On tumblr in 2023? You're literally so lame dad

🔔bruh-man Follow

"Dad"? Isn't OP like 15???

🤠jj-fan-no-1 Follow

should I be worried donnie?

🎶bootyshaker9000 Follow

It's literally fine

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#rottmnt #dashboard simulator #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #kai rambles

[metalphoenix]

Matt Murdock has a Tumblr

This came from from a conversation I had with my friend @marvelvibess and was posted with their permission. 

-Matt got tumblr around the time he became Daredevil, maybe a little before

-He has three kinds of posts: Pulitzer worthy treatise on morality, truth and justice, the most unhinged shitposts known to man and incoherent nonsense, there is no in between

-He gathers quite a following 

-He post 2-3 times a week exclusively in the middle of the night

-His user is BlindJustice666

-Everyone is like who is this fucker and is he ok (the consensus is that he is very not ok) 

-Sometimes he posts things like “I think God wants me dead” and everyone is like ok mood but are you good??? (he’s not)

-People genuinely can’t tell if he’s a devout catholic or a troll (plot twist he’s both) 

-Someone: OP you good? BlindJustice666: God has forsaken me to live for my sins. Someone: Understandable have a nice day 

-Someone: OP you good? BlindJustice666: *audio clip of someone screaming* Someone: Understandable have a nice day

-He either has the best tags or literally none 

-Everyone is like this person either has a PhD or dropped out of High school and they don’t know which

-Someone: Hey OP what do you do for a living? BlindJustice666: *longwinded answer about serving truth and justice that clears nothing up* 

-The post after that is the same ask except this time he responds “well sometimes I punch people” 

-No one knows whats up with him but they love it 

-He gets the most batshit asks and he answers every single one

-After season 3 Karen and Foggy find it 

-They go to the Upper East Side to read it together thinking their gonna have a laugh but end up sobbing instead 

-They make it a weekly thing to go somewhere he wont here them and read his new posts to check up on him.

-They sometimes send him anonymous asks to check in with him

-When he posts incoherent nonsense they know to check for a concussion  

-He’s somehow unaware that they found his blog 

-Matt makes a very angsty and dramatic post after the fight with Foggy in season 1. Everyone offers to fight the friend he’s talking about.

-When Foggy finds this post it hits him how shitty he was that night

-At the beginning of Season 3 he makes some very angsty posts that low key makes everyone worried he’s gonna kill himself (their not wrong)

-Every few months he posts something thats a red flag 

-Matt figures out his autistic from tumblr (he’s absolutely autistic and you can pry that head canon from my cold dead hands)

-He finds out because he posts something and someone responds “hey OP you ever hear of autism cuz I’m like 99% sure you’ve got it” 

-He’s like 😮😮😮 {three shocked emojis} and does’t post for two weeks which is worrying to everyone because because its around the time he’s made a red flag post but he comes back and starts posting like nothings happened

-He deep dived into researching autism and figures out that he indeed has it

-This is around season 1 and he tells no one

-he makes some posts about it months later 

-Karen and Foggy find these posts after season 3 and are like “fuck” and start trying to surreptitiously accommodating that without letting him know that they know

-He stops posting right after Midland Circle (obviously) and everyone is worried

-The first post after is “Sorry I disappeared for a while I died for like a week them my arch nemesis tried to kill me and I kind of think I’m hallucinating???” 

-He posts “why do I fail at everything? I can not even die properly. God has forsaken me to live. His retribution is worse than Hell itself” after his Season 3 suicide attempt and everyone is worried (as they should be) 

-After that people send him asks like hey please keep living you make out lives better 

-He absolutely looses it when he sees those asks and Maggie finds him sobbing on the floor. he’s like “oh no they don’t know how terrible a person I am”

-He makes a whole post apologizing for playing them and making them think he’s not a monster

-no one believes it

-Eventually Karen shows Sister Maggie the blog so she can also keep an eye on him. 

-Her user name is just maggie 

-She doesn’t really post anything but if she did Tumblr would love her 

-Matt never makes posts with info that could be linked back to him

-However he does make some posts that are supposed to be “fun stories” from his childhood 

-He has some posts about Stick

-BlindJustice666: *random super fucked up story about Stick* So that was a weird thing that happened lol. Everyone: *concern* 

-Everyone is mildly concerned that he was a child soldier (Their not wrong) 

-Everything he posts is so incredibly specific or very very vague

-In conclusion Matt needs a tumblr like yesterday, he’s just the right amount of chaos to fit in well here      

#matt murdock #daredevil #karen page #foggy nelson #sister maggie #daredevil season 1 #daredevil season 3 #post daredevil season 3 #tumblr #mentions of suicide #nothing graphic tho #stick #autistic matt murdock #give matt a tumblr 2k22 #he'd fit in so well here! #vigilante #nmcu #nmcu daredevil #not stick friendly #he abused matt #hes an asshole

[joyousanarchist]

oh my god op please pelease please tell me if the whore from grease cronus art is related in any way to this i need an answer please

WHAT HELP??? NO I DREW IT CAUSE ONE PF MY FRIENDS MADE A CRONUS SHITPOST OF HIM LABELED AS "WHORE FROM GREASE" AND I DIDNT KNOW WHAT TO CAPTION MY CRONUS ART WITH

[skepticoyote]

auntie coy’s fangirl corner

So recently I’ve been seeing a lot of younger millennial / gen z folks in fandom spaces who have discovered One Piece - and are shipping the characters, writing fanfic, creating beautiful works of art and SHARING them.

One Piece is my oldest fandom. In a lot of ways, it was my first fandom. I couldn’t get any of my adorably awkward anime club pals to read it no matter how much I talked it up. They didn't like the artwork, and I GET that, because it didn't look like any other manga out there at the time. OP is not pretty, and I'm not saying that as a dig to any specific art style but trust me when I say that 99% of the weeb market were going to reach for Inu Yasha over the fuckin rubber kid.

Oda's story has been a huge part of my life since 2005, when I picked up the first volume of this fucking masterpiece. I was in my early 20's and I was real lonely and real broke. Anxiety and adhd made holding down a job almost fuckin impossible because there were days when I could not get myself off the goddamn couch without bursting into tears

But the King of Pirates is the freest man in the world.

You have no idea how badly I wanted to board my ship of dreams with my own set of dear companions and set our course to the end of the world.

To the dawn.

But back in those days, there wasn't an OP fandom like there was for Death Note or Saiyuki (google it kids) so, I didn't really have any one else to gush at about it. There was no one out there on livejournal sharing adorable Sanuso content for my hungry hungry eyeballs. There weren't many artists out there on the English web creating content and sharing the BIG FEELS that this magical world gives us.

There were no longform roleplays set in Oda's universe, there were no fandom OC's  or cute AU's of the Straw Hats as college students

and like

please believe me when I tell you from the bottom of my heart that seeing all of this stuff appear over the past like 3 years is fucking incredible.

One Piece is so fucking important to me. It's even more important to me as a 37 year old woman than it was when I was an angsty 21 year old who could barely afford her own shitty one bedroom apartment

but the things you wonderful people create are like medicine for that 21 year old's wounded soul.

As I am writing this, I am literally full-on ugly crying with the tears and the snot and the drool and everything. I am sobbing because seeing some of the amazing shit that you folks are creating is not only a huge inspiration for me to eventually share my own One Piece brainworms, but my own writing and artwork

my own fucking shitposts that currently exist only as deep-cut inside jokes that my partner I have been giggling about for literally longer than some of you guys have been alive.

And it makes me so fucking happy. It makes my heart full.

I sincerely mean that.

Tl;dr  auntie coy got into the weed again & she is having ALL of the big One Piece feels

#no i will not put all this behind a cut are you kidding me #big fuckin feels #one piece #no proofreading lol #one piece feels

[harudnae]

✨ One Piece brainrot zone ✨

🔸 About me

Nae [naˑe]

awkward potato born '89

queer as fuck - any pronouns

fanfic writer & casual cosplayer

speaks English and French plus a secret third thing, some Spanish and Italian, a few words of Japanese

has no idea how to run this blog [WIP]

You can find all my works on AO3, there's a lot more there than on tumblr, though my newest fics will be posted on both sites.

🔓 My fics were locked for some time on AO3 but I always wanted them to be available for anyone so fuck it: they're fully accessible again. Feed them into an AI and I'll curse you to walk barefoot on Lego pieces every single day.

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🔸 Local rules

✅ DL;DR = Ship And Let Ship + YKINMKATO.

⚠️ Minors DNI with 18+ content.

⛔ Queerphobes of any kind, SWERFs and other bigots are welcomed to fuck off.

💢 Trespassers and haters will be blocked, harassers will be reported.

🔎 Main tags available under the cut!

🔸 Main tags

Canon is tagged as accurately as I can:

#op manga, #chapter xxxx for manga panels

#op sbs for the extra data Oda gives us with each volume

#op anime, #episode xxxx for anime screenshots, gifs and videos

I'm usually up-to-date on the manga so I'll tag #op spoilers for those who follow the anime only (I need to find a better system, suggestions welcomed)

#op film: xxx for movies

#opla for anything related to the Netflix adaptation, episodes content are tagged as #opla spoilers just in case

#op merch for figures and other goodies

#romance dawn, #skypiea, #wano, and every other arc will be tagged whenever relevant so you can block any if necessary

I tag characters with first names only: search #shanks for Red-Hair Shanks, #luffy for Monkey D. Luffy, etc.

And there are a few groups I tag too: #mugiwara no ichimi for the Straw Hats, a few iconic groups like #asl brothers, #monster trio, #sabaody trio, #cross guild and other crews you'll find under #roger pirates, #whitebeard pirates, #heart pirates, etc.

Fanon-wise, you'll find :

#op art -> Fanarts from everyone but me

#op fic -> Fanfics from everyone and me

#op hc -> Headcanons and other ideas

#op poll -> Tumblr polls, One Piece style

#op x reader zine -> X Marks the Spot: A One Piece XReader Zine. Find it here!

#RogerPiratesWK2023 -> My contributions to the Roger Pirates Week 🏴‍☠️

#nae's writing -> Works I posted on AO3 and other things I wrote

#x reader -> If you're here for gen or canon x canon only fics, I suggest you blacklist this one

#nae's ramblings -> Mainly extrapolations from canon, some writing updates and blorbo thoughts, and the occasional shitpost

#nae's other skills -> Other things I made

#nae's goodies -> Merch I have

#nae's recs -> Fanfic recommendations

🔞 NSFW will be tagged #thirst material with appropriate Community Labels -> adults might want to check their preferences for said labels and blacklist said tag, minors interacting with these posts will be blocked on sight

Please let me know if any link is broken, if I missed or mistyped a tag somewhere!

🔸 About derivative works

✔️ You liked an idea I had and want to expand on it? You didn't like the way I ended a story and want to fix it? Go wild, have fun! Fanart, translations and podfics are happily welcomed too! Just tell me beforehand so I know about your work and I can link it into mine, and I'll also ask that you credit my work for inspiration too.

Caveat : I'd prefer all derivative works to be posted on AO3 (their "Related Works" system is great, let's use it), but I may give permission to post them on another platform too.

TL;DR : I'm pretty chill, so reach out to me before you do anything with my fics, please, and thank you.

❌ That being said, I do not, ever, consent to my works being reposted on Wattpad or FanFiction.net! I have accounts on both sites, and I will report if need be. (That includes translations and podfics, I'm familiar with DMCA takedown requests and I will fill new ones if necessary.)

💀 Don't feed anything I ever write or post into an AI. Period.

Latest update : 2024.04.20

#pinned post #intro post #one piece #nae's ramblings #nae's rules

[quizzyisdone]

Have you seen dis before lmao

this is very unsettling

#BRO PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS AN EDIT SJDJDHDJDJJD #jason hudson #bo #bo2 #bocw #black ops #black ops 2 #black ops cold war #cod #call of duty #quizzy shitposts

[lookwhatyoumademedo]

what your favourite evermore song says about you

willow: you just LOVE a good love song. you also have a slight romeo and juliet complex

champagne problems: you have some serious commitment issues and/or you identified with jo in little women

gold rush: you’re a daydreamer whose expertise is crushing on people you cannot be with in any way shape or form but that has never stopped you. have you ever had a good relationship? no, but have you really?

‘tis the damn season: you’re probably stuck thinking about someone from WAY too long ago please move on and STOP listening to the 1 on repeat

tolerate it: you’re one of those people who tends to give 100% for relationships/friendships for which you get 10% of the same energy in return please realise your worth

no body, no crime: you love true crime, country music, or the idea of killing a man and i am NOT judging you!!!

happiness: you’re probably moving on from something/someone that hurt you Big Time without really intending to and youre healing !!! slowly but surely! sad bitch hours with hopeful undertones!

dorothea: don’t you think it’s time to move on from your childhood crush.......

coney island: hello? 2008 called? their wanted their emo phase back. seriously who hurt you like this. also stop trying to sing the brige of exile by yourself you cannot physically do that

ivy: you put the hopeless in hopeless romantic dear god. have you ever watched a jane austen film adaptation? i really think you should

cowboy like me: we GET it you love the enemies to lovers trope and think villains are kind of sexy, actually. do you like hozier? i think you’d like hozier. 

long story short: you went through some shit but you survi-i-ived!!! that or youre one of those Nice-Nice people who’s happy just bc others are happy either way that’s wonderful

marjorie: this song reminds you of someone and you cry to it a lot

closure: you are BITTER but only because you recently realised your worth and refuse to let people treat you like shit good for you i am so proud

evermore: you have many many emotions that go in many many directions but you at least try to stay positive. you also appreciate appreciate poetic writing/lyrics or just straight up read poetry. 

#this is based on the assumption that your fav song is the one that resonates w u the most #tell me if im right please #evermore #taylor swift #shitposts #op

[akemi-nyakajima]

your detective prince looks gnc af

#op #persona #persona 4 #p4 #persona 4 golden #p4g #p4 golden #persona shitpost #naoto shirogane #please tell me this hasn’t been done yet #it probably has since I’m pretty late to the meme

[recordmcqueen]

remember nick dean?

this is him now

feel old yet?

#hey look im the op this time #i make shitposts sometimes #i can be original okay #please tell me im not the only one who saw this #nick dean #rizwan ejen ali #rizwan #ejen ali #agent ali #nick jimmy neutron #jimmy neutron

[buggyd-clown]

M A G N E T I C K I D

#please tell me i'm not the only one who remembers that guy #eustass kid #eustass kidd #one piece #op fanart #my art #my stuff #shitposting

[calijane]

Ok so I didn't post this for a while because I couldn't find the original shitpost. If anyone knows who the OP is please tell me I've been looking for dayssss.

#homestuck #jane crocker #caliborn #calijane #by me #janeborn #sweet tooth #janecaliborn #shitpost #meme #please help me source ;-;

[phoenixyfriend]

"Anon this feels like a callout but like... I had some pretty specifically set delineations of what I do or don't like idk this just feels like it was sent in bad faith" It kinda was, I'm sorry. I was in a bad mood (& personally love reading reblog chains of AUs that sprawl and grow collaboratively in multiple different directions, so I guess I was sorta disappointed you don't do that as much but IT'S YOUR BLOG and I have no right to judge you) I hope more people respect your delineations. Sorry

Regarding your "personally love reading reblog chains of AUs that sprawl and grow collaboratively in multiple different directions, so I guess I was sorta disappointed you don't do that as much"...

I have plenty of AUs that occur as reblog chains. I've had people write fics based on my AU posts! I don't mind others playing in the sandbox.

I just get annoyed when:

people try to add on to AUs that are already their own narrative that I'm really obviously working on - e.g. if someone tried to reblog with add-ons for AatJB, which is tens of thousands of words and over a dozen posts, I'd be really annoyed. Meanwhile, someone reblogging the "Ahsoka and Quinlan team-up to thirst trap the holonet" shitpost with multiple paragraphs of added commentary is completely fine. - This doesn't apply to mutuals

people reblogging to expansive AUs I'm in the middle of working on with "I should write this" or "free plotbunny" and so on - Again, I don't care if it's on one of the shorter or messier shitposts! But people do this to the ones where I've actually written a few thousand words of prose and the general implication is "OP had a good idea but I'm pretty sure someone else, like me, could do better" - Like... ask first, please. There are people that have written 8k fics based on my AUs that I've loved and it's great! But like. They didn't just assume. - This also doesn't apply to mutuals

try to hijack a post for their own AU - happened a few times, they removed a central element in order to squeeze it into their own universe/AU

where someone removes multiple central elements to make it more palatable to them - I made a post where the ONLY POINT was crackship A/B and someone reblogged with 'but B/C is so much better' and that's the branch that got reblogged the most - Please just make your own post with a 'this was inspired by' credit.

Like.

Please tell me you understand why these things can be annoying.

#anonymous #tumblr #personal #vent post #pet peeves #phoenix answers asks

[samsa19]

BSD Theory: Ch.87

So... that stab-to-the-gut of a chapter just came out. (anyone else absolutely died too?) If you haven’t read Ch.87 yet, please do so here, or read the synopsis of the chapter.

Otherwise, SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS you have been warned.

So honestly, it wasn’t too much of a surprise that Akutagawa had no intention to kill Atsushi. (But that OP ability, and the illness- Jesus freaking Christ-THESE CLIFFHANGERS. AND WE HAVE A MONTH??)

The things I was thinking about are:

1. How to beat Fukuchi’s time-sword ability 

2. The possibility of Akutagawa’s death, involving Dazai

Now, Fukuchi’s sword + ability is unbeatable without something like Oda’s Flawless. Few offensive types likely stand a chance against it. If someone were to kill him, it would have to be by instant death or paralysis. Or eternal traps like Lucy’s Anne of Abyssal Red. 

A very absurd theory here is that Fyodor is the only one who can murder Fukuchi. Therefore, he attempts to make a deal with Dazai- he will kill Fukuchi in exchange for something. But is Fukuchi that ignorant, to recruit someone who could do that? (And personally, I think Crime and Punishment only allows Fyodor to kill normal humans, not ability users. Why would he need to kill Ace in such a labor-extensive method?) 

Now, Dazai, where are you when SSK needs you in all of this? 

He did know about the hunting dogs, and he definitely wouldn’t send Shin-Soukoku on such a mission without a plan or full information. So three possibilities: 

1. Unlikely, but it’s a throwaway of faith. He’s counting on them to do something about it, deliberately without a plan. If this is true, he probably has a backup. 

2. It’s a distraction. Someone else is doing something, while Fukuchi is being occupied. Again, backup is a possibility.

3. It’s a test. He mentioned a few chapters before, that everything he’d done to Akutagawa and Atsushi was for this very moment- the creation of the new Soukoku. Once they’d proven that they can fully trust the other, they are taken to safety. (Maybe Tanizaki’s Light Snow has covered them already.) 

It could be a combination of 2 & 3. Or something that involves a new reveal, like the incorporation of a new organization or a new ability (for example, Natsume’s ability isn’t shown yet).

Akutagawa’s life-or-death situation depends entirely on Dazai’s knowledge and the time extent to which Shin-Soukoku is intended to last. If it’s the creation for just this moment, and this moment only, Akutagawa would probably die after defeating Fukuchi. If it’s for the creation, the beginning, of SSK, Akutagawa will be protected by plot- and therefore, won’t die. But if Dazai literally had no knowledge, well, we’re screwed. He had no plan.

Tell me anything I got incorrect, and what you think of this. Thank you for reading this long-ass shitpost!

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #theory #manga theory #dazai #shin soukoku #ch 87 bsd #bsd theory #akutagawa #atsushi #bungou stray dogs atsushi #bungou stray dogs akutagawa #fukuchi ouchi #bsd fukuchi #osamu dazai #shitpost

[holy-heck-i-love-my-fo]

9 for that AU ask with all your Romantic F/Os? Sounds interesting!

thanks so much for the ask!!! :)! <3!

9. If you have multiple f/os (romantic, platonic, anything), imagine them making or joining a Discord server or a group chat about you or your source. Who gushes, who shares art and fics, who analyses everything, who sends memes?

aslgjkhgkj this is kinda a long one, but this was really fun to do askdjlgjhg.

Arthur: mostly lurks. doesn’t really know how Discord works, so he just kinda reads what everyone else has to say, and ignores the hundreds of notifications that pile up.

Saeran: the guy that draws godlike fanart in like 10 minutes. most of it is of me. also sometimes will just talk about how cool he finds the designs. tends to be kinda friendly in the chat, but doesn’t talk much.

Miku: has done covers of both the op and the ed, loves to talk about how much she loves me and how I’m her favorite character. has a bunch of stickers of me that she sticks everywhere and then enthusiastically posts pictures of. she also likes to put heart stickers with them, or get stickers of me with hearts.

the rest under the cut! :)! <3!

Akko: super enthusiastic. gushing like 24/7 about how much she loves me and stuff. she just openly links her selfship blog and tells everyone else it would mean a lot to her if they followed. she likes sending internet hugs and comforting anyone when they’re down.

Yuri: lurks, but knows exactly how Discord works. occasionally sends a meme to the memes channel. feels very proud of himself when people keyboard smash in response.

Knives: the wholesome sweet one. like always tells everyone else how great their stuff is, uses a bunch of smiley faces and hearts, and more. she also sometimes draws things and happily shows them off to everyone.

Sharpay: loves to be the center of attention. talks every time that she can. has made an English cover of the op and ed. drags Ryan into a lot of things, since he’s a little nervous to just join out of nowhere.

Lio: joined, dropped his intro, didn’t talk for like a year, when he talked, just gave the most out there excuse for why he was silent. it turned out his excuse was true.

Teru: a helper on the server and has to say “hey guys! can we take it down a notch? we wanna keep everything friendly haha.” quite a lot. gets along pretty well with everyone. has a link in promos to his academia Tumblr.

Kai: the owner of the server. practically like a father figure to everyone. asks if people finished their homework, offers life advice, and more. also politely posts screenshots of me in the screenies channel and tells everyone how pleasant, soothing, and therapeutic he finds the anime.

Keiji: literally owns the memes channel. like makes shitposts 24/7. links to his YouTube in promos. his YouTube is like 99% just shitposts about the show, and 1% speedpaints.

Sou: “haha everyone go check out my essay on why Parker’s a queer-coded character. I know it’s 5000 words. it’s on my main Tumblr. everyone go check it out.”, has made so many theories. when I got confirmed queer he literally screamed about it for like ever.

Arisa: I just watch it for the magical boys! I don’t like... like any of the characters or anything. super privative about everything relating to her affection to me. has used the “oh Parker we’re really in it now” meme so many times.

Alex: liked the anime so much that he made his grandparents watch it, too. pretty upbeat. likes to tell everyone about how his grandparents reacted to scenes. “I’m so glad to have this server because literally no-one I know irl knows about this show.”

Kent: lurks. just lurks. like has probably posted his intro and that’s about it. sometimes reacts with hearts to pictures of me and messages that he likes.

Geordo: his parents buy him like every piece of merch and he shows them off to everyone once he gets them. in the merch channel, he is king. if anyone wants to know whether something off of any of the merch lines looks good or is good quality or how big it is, they check in with Geordo, because he always owns it.

Light: gives everyone homework help, talks about how important of a character I am, goes on like rants about his theories in the theories channel.

Misa: the other wholesome sweet one. became super good friends with Knives. sends a bunch of supportive wholesome memes in the memes channel.

Hayasaka: “please @ me in every image of Parker sent. I’ll look at them on my lunch break.” like severely overworked, and everyone’s like “aren’t you,,,,, not on your lunch break right now?” and he’s like “shhh don’t tell my boss.” has a coffee mug with a picture of me on it that he shows off every chance he gets.

Ryan: gets dragged into talking by Sharpay. has ALSO made covers of the op and ed. knows the entire dance routine in the ending theme by heart. does a lot of cosplays.

Victor: likes things other people made and shows off things he made. loves using the pets channel to show off his dog, Wick. everyone oohs and ahs over him.

Mikoto: “let’s get along, everyone! :D!”. uses a bunch of exclamation points and smiley faces and hearts. makes a lot of theories about me and likes to talk to the theory makers about like what they think comes next and what they think my character’s like. super positive and likes to make sure everyone’s okay.

#ask #shaymxns #thanks so much for the ask!!!!! :)! <3! #aksjlhjglh sorry I posted this so late I wrote like 90% of it and then fell asleep for a few hours #askjlghg this was so much fun to do #all the ships #parkthur #saeker #parkmik #parkakko #yurpar #parkni #parshar #parklio #parkteru #parkkai #parkkei #parsou #parkrisa #parkal #parkkent #pargeor #lightparker #parkmis #hayaparker #rypark #parkvic #parkkoto #ADKJLSHGK I LOVE THEM ALL SO MUCH!!!!! #:)! <3!

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GX Month 2020

SUper late and I’m too lazy to do anything (as always), but this seems like fun to think about. So let’s go!

Day 1 (August 31): “Game on!” (It’s Judai/Jaden Yuki’s birthday today! Let’s celebrate!): 

Jaden is a great protagonist. I love dumb but OP main characters, especially when they got lucky-go attitudes. 

Day 2 (September 1): “Red, Yellow, Blue!” (Ah, the tier system at Duel Academy. Which dorm is your favorite?): 

I’m attached to Slifer Red, lol. They got a cat for mascot, what more do I need? Also, they serve tempura for lunch.

Day 3 (September 2): “Rule the School” (These kids might be saving the world, but they’re still students with homework to do and exams to pass. Celebrate the school life today!):

Don’t know what to put here, but I was a terrible student because I didn’t study or do things in a timely manner. Do better than me, kids. 

Day 4 (September 3): “Sometimes I Can’t Believe We’re Related” (10Join! Today is all about the iconic brother-sister pair, Fubuki Tenjoin/Atticus Rhodes and Asuka Tenjoin/Alexis Rhodes!):

I love this sibling pair! ^^ Alexis is really cool, and Atticus is so far out of the left field. I really thought Atticus was going to be cool like his sister, or edgy like Zane, but nah, this guy is, like, I just want to support my sister and play this ukulele. They make such a contrasting pair, so it adds to the humor.

Day 5 (September 4): “Pass The Salt” (No story is perfect. So what is something you wish you could have seen in the story of GX?)

I can’t think of anything. 

Day 6 (September 5): “Going Down With The Ships!” (You know what I’m talking about. We all have an armada parked in the bay, but there’s that one ship, that one ship, that you would die for. Today is all about OTPs and OT3s!)

I really like Rivalshipping. I don’t really have that many ships for GX. 5D’s and Zexal are more of my jam. 

Day 7 (September 6): “Bring the THUNDER” (Ichi! Juu! Hyaku! Sen! Chazz it up! Today the world does in fact revolve around Jun Manjoume/Chazz Princeton.)

HANDS DOWN, one of my two top choices for favorite rival. (Jack’s the other.) My favorite things about Chazz are his name, his energy, and that fact that he’s a baby brother. He’s so cute! ^^ I just want to make fun of him.

Day 8 (September 7): “The Power of Friendship!” (Favorite dynamic duo, two characters you think would have been friends if only they met, how friendship saves the day, or maybe a friendship fail. It’s up to you!):

Chazz and Pharoah, lol. I need Chazz to hold that cat and pet it. Why didn’t he? :’(

Day 9 (September 8): “Born to be Bad” (Inherently evil, brainwashed, misguided, or misunderstood. GX boots a colorful cast of villainy. Who’s your favorite bad guy?):

I haven’t finished season 4 yet, but Nightshroud. 

Day 10 (September 9): Free Day/Introductions (Tell us about yourself and your GX experience! Your favorites, why you like it, how you got into it. Or leave the day open to do whatever you want!):

I’m known as kappa. I got Hulu, and Hulu has almost all the YGO series excluding VRAINS and SEVENS which is fine because I also have Crunchyroll and the internet, lol; so, I watched all the YGO series simultaneously, skipping back and forth between series. I did not watch any of them in order. GX was number 5 or 6, but it’s the one series I’m putting off. 

Day 11 (September 10): “Cyber Legacy” (No Yu-Gi-Oh! show is complete without a pair of brothers. Today’s stars are Sho Marufuji/Syrus Truesdale and Ryo Marufuji/Zane Truesdale!):

I love these guys! It was great to see them grow and become their own people. ^^ They had, I think, the most realistic relationship.

Day 12 (September 11): “But What If We Had Bikes?” (That’s right! It’s time for the GX crew to rev it up on their very own D-Wheels/Duel Runners!):

I CANNOT DRAW. SORRY LMAO

Day 13 (September 12): “And You Are…?” (Got a favorite OC? Or one you’ve been hiding in the closet? Introduce them to the world today!):

I only have a Rivalshipping OC baby. Her name is Mira Princeton, and she has Jaden’s brown hair and Chazz’s dark eyes (with a bit of a golden glow). Since both her parents can see spirits, it’d make sense that she can too, lol. Her companion is Yata-Garasu, a rare card that her mama won at a tournament. She likes pink and flowers. She is very close to Aster and calls him Uncle Aster. She’s four, and most of her life, she knows her dad as the “Slifer slacker but a really good duelist.” 

I love her. :)

Day 14 (September 13): “The Perfect Formula” (He duels with the power math and science! Today, show the world that you still remember Daichi/Bastion Misawa!)

Bastion is a funny character. “Everything is science. I’m going to disappear for several months. Don’t forget to forget me,” I think. 

Day 15 (September 14): “Insert pun here” (It’s meme day! Recreate your favorites! Make some shitposts! Be the troll you’ve always wanted to be!):

Bastion: SIr, I’m afraid your DNA is backwards.

Jaden: AND?

Day 16 (September 15): “Creation and Destruction” (The Gentle Darkness and the Light of Destruction. The eternal struggle. And also the Darkness that tried to drown the world. Huh. Feels a little unbalanced.):

It’s pretty cool to have darkness and light reverse, and then watch as darkness conflict with itself, lmao. The Light of Destruction would be a chaotic good, and the Gentle Darkness as chaotic neutral. (Don't quote me on that, I don’t do personality quizzes.) 

Day 17 (September 16): “Putting the D in Destiny” (Pro duelist by day and crime fighting vigilante by night. Today is Edo/Aster Phoenix’s day!):

He’s great. I like him. He’s the precursor to Declan Akaba’s D/D/D archetype. Maybe not. Can you believe that he actually said “Shmaden Shmuki on national TV???? LMAO

Day 18 (September 17): “In Another Life” (It’s AU day!):

Currently trying to write a fantasy-ish AU in which Jun marries the Supreme King. Trust me, I have no idea what I’m doing.

Day 19 (September 18): “I Was Here Too!” (GX has a vast array of unique characters, some of which we only saw once. Pick a “one shot” character and show them off!):

I really like Princess Rose. She was pretty, and her spirit monsters care for her. I appreciate that. 

Day 20 (September 19): Free Day 2/Support Fellow Creators (Show some love for your favorite creators, or leave the day free for whatever you please!):

Literally @ everyone whose work(s) and/or post(s) I’ve reblogged. Keep up the good work!

Day 21 ( September 20): “Prehistoric Predators” (The dino duelist with a fossil in his leg. Today is all about Kenzan Tyranno/Tyranno Hassleberry!):

Dino DNA is so funny; I’m sorry, Hassleberry, but I don’t like dinosaurs. At least you were cute as one. 

Day 22 (September 21): “Stop Blowing Holes In My Ship!” (Some ships are popular and some are…not. Today is all about rare pairs and crack ships! Give those underdogs some love!):

Tanya/Bastion is kind of cute. And I guess Chazz/Atticus too. ^^ 

Day 23 (September 22): “And For Today’s Lesson…” (The teachers at Duel Academy have their work cut out for them, but they still take care of their students. Show the DA staff some love today!):

Fonda Fontaine!

Day 24 (September 23): “Legend of the Seven Gems” (Resurrect the greatest light in history today with Johan/Jesse Anderson and the Crystal Beasts!):

Johan is very cute! I’m so glad they gave him a Southern accent in the dub. ^^ It makes him extra soft and lovable. I can’t believe that Johan/JIm is called Cowboyshipping, but I love that name so much.

Day 25 (September 24): “For The Glory of Academia!” (We got to see Asuka/Alexis and Edo/Aster over in Fusion Dimension, but what about the rest of the cast? Show us some Fusion counterparts today! What are these dorks up to and what part do they play in the war?):

I’m bad at rewriting canon. ^^: Sorry. 

Day 26 (September 25): “Dream Team From Overseas” (Austin O’Brien/Axel Brody, Jim “Crocodile” Cook, and Amon/Adrian Gecko. Today is all about them!)

I absolutely love Jim Cook, from him being Australian to having a crocodile as his best friend to getting burned with a mysterious object to cowboy hat. xD 

Day 27 (September 26): “Duel Monster Spirit Day!” (The world of GX is full of spirits. Do something fun to celebrate your favorite!):

Mine would be Scapeghost and Rose Garden Maiden! 

Day 28 (September 27): “Gold Eyes in The Darkness” (Today’s all about the Supreme King! Unleash the Darkness and create your content!):

I like his aesthetic. I’m into Chazz/Supreme King for sure.

Day 29 (September 28): “Don’t Forget Me!” (Have an underappreciated character you wish you’d seen more of? Give them some love today!):

Miss Dorothy! She’s wonderful, she’s friend shaped. 

Day 30 (September 29): Free Day 3 (Share anything. Anything at all. It’s free game.): 

The Chazz/Supreme King fic I’m working on: The Supreme King’s Husband (Prologue)

Day 31 (September 30): “Gotcha!”:

Is this a Pokemon reference? O_o

#kappachyun muses #yugioh #yugioh gx