#original: reddit

[incorrectpnatquotes]

Davy Jones: *googling* Could a vampire policeman enter a house if they had a warrant? Cody: *looking over his dad's shoulder* This question is going to destroy so many of my friend groups.

#original: reddit #pnat #paranatural #davy jones #davy #dave #cody

[smidge-j]

Reblog this post if scitties

Like this post for scitties

#this is an edited post #the original was a kung pow penis bait for new users from reddit #goodtimeswithscar #scitties

[renthony]

Help a family of disabled trans folks get some groceries?

*Long-suffering sigh.* I've been putting off making this post as long as humanly possible, but we are once again out of money and nearly out of food.

The free food distribution events in town don't always have things that meet my family's dietary needs (we have sensitivities, allergies, and one of us keeps kosher). We aren't able to get food stamps (yes, we try regularly). We have some shelf-stable basics (and by that I mean sacks of rice, because it's the only food people ever seem to want to buy for poor people), but we don't have any of our frozen safe-foods, any dairy, any meat, any fruits or veggies, any of the stuff that requires refrigeration. We also still have to worry about things like medications, pet food, putting gas in the car, and various other life expenses.

I say all of this because every time I have to make a begging post, people try to give advice instead of aid. I promise y'all, we've exhausted our options. Yes, I know about the subreddits, yes I know about free food groups, yes I have made Amazon grocery lists in the past for shelf-stable needs, yes I know about federal aid options. I have explored them. My wife works full-time and all four of us have side-hustles, and it's not enough. We still need cash.

If you've read this far and are able/willing to help out, here are my family's pay links. If you can't help, even a reblog does a lot. <3

PayPal: paypal.me/chaosqueer Venmo: @ chaosqueer CashApp: $chaosqueer Household Amazon Wishlist

#original post #if I get one more fucking message from someone telling me to just go beg on reddit I am going to SCREAM

[tagerrkix]

DOG OMENS

#yes hi I'm back from the void #i got lost yet again #I bring back woof omens #woof #and bildad the poodle #originally I wanted to make him a scottish terrier but then I saw a poodle with a beard on reddit #so it's bildad the poodle now #I can't draw samoyeds I'm so sorry aziraphale #I tried #at least you look cute as a chow chow #chinese crested crowley you're the best #hey why did I make crowley the smaller dog 3 times out of 4 lmao #tiny demon #will bite your ankles #gotta appreciate the maltese azi too tho #look at him #look #aueuguhueueueueueueueeeaaaaaaaaa #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands

[hypewinter]

Jazz wasn't crazy. People might argue that burning her childhood home to the ground with her parents still inside would be an indicator of insanity. But how else was she supposed to react after coming back home from college to find out her parents had brutally killed her brother via vivisection?

Dying her hair blonde wasn't crazy either before anyone asked. Plenty of girls dyed their hair when they needed a change. Besides, she could never live with herself if she kept the same hair color as that vile woman.

Admittedly Jazz would have to secede moving to Gotham had been a little crazy but it was the perfect place to start fresh and blend in despite her "quirks". She had even picked out a nice new identity for herself.

Clearly Jazz was not crazy as she had managed to land a job at Arkham Asylum as a psychiatrist. If she were really insane would they have ever hired her? No they wouldn't have.

Jazz was not crazy. She was very much sane. Just like her precious Mr. J.

#dp x dc #dc x dp #dpxdc #dcxdp #hyper prompts #winter's tales #not sure which one this fits under more #surprise! jazz is harley quinn #do not ask me how my brain concocted this for i truly have no idea #i was merely as vessel for my own crazy thoughts in this case #btw y'all i tried to look up whether harley was a psychologist or a psychiatrist because i couldn't remember #and i got conflicting answers #i think the general consensus is she's a psychiatrist who acts like a psychologist #because most writers don't know the difference #and by general consensus i mean i saw a total of one source that had that opinion #but it makes the most sense to me so i'm running with it #the same source (reddit) as theorized that she's a double major #which also makes sense because even in her origins she's studying psychology #but she's also going to med school!? #hello?? #you don't even need to be an expert or anything #just open a dictionary! #look it up on google! #something! #anywho #her job switches depending on the era comic run writer etc #you know basic comic book shenanigans #sorry for the rant y'all #it was just so mind boggling that it actually became a little funny #so i thought i'd share

[plesiosaurys]

IMPORTANT SCIENTIFIC DISCOVERY

COELACANTHS CAN OWO!!!

#photos from nat geo article 'coelacanths can live to 100' tunglr mobile app wont let me add link #except bottom left which i literally cant find source for. its from a reddit post but they dont say where they got the footage #and the watermark is too crunchy to read #theyre gods most beautiful creature #also img desc is in alt text #coelacanth #Latimeria chalumnae #fish #animals #andy original

[mrpsychokiller]

source by KartFox on Furaffinity, Feb 19, 2015

(ps: unfortunately you cannot see the link unless you're logged to furaffinity! i had to make an account to find the source haha)

(ps2: sorry for not letting that more clear, but this is a photoshopped image, not a real suit! the op just really liked taurs so they edited over their own fursuit to see what it'd look like as a taur. wish we could have real ones...)

#🧃 #furry #fursuits #taur #i found this one reposted on pinterest and was really curious bc ive never seen a taur suit before! really really cool #finding the source was really hard though bc it seems unfortunately this pic has been reposted everywhere (specially on reddit) #as ''cursed furry cringe'' #really lame. glad i was able to find the original post and date! #sourced by me #furry archive

[ocwonderland]

Write an r/AmITheAsshole post told from your OC’s perspective. (Bonus: include replies from your other OCs.)

#reddit #oc questions #oc prompt #tag your oc #oc #oc stuff #oc tag #tag your ocs #ocs #oc sharing #original character #writing prompt

[timmie15]

Drawing shit based on on unhinged Reddit comments

#armored core 6 #meme #v.iv rusty #c4 621 #shitpost #i made this at 3 am #what is this #steel haze ortus looking like a mech w skirt and shit #steel haze ortus #armored core #how tf can i draw mechs #this shit is bad #reddit #my art #original post

[cartoonscientist]

this is about keto but it reads like someone giving advice to an obligate carnivore ghoul who is married to a human

#cw food #cw diet culture #this is a repost of a screenshot divorced from original context with new commentary #the information superhighway you guys #some sort of steak on a stick of a bowl of chicken wings #reddit

[sarcasticscepticles]

Raphael is the funniest antagonist in the game to me, he's a powerful devil trying to steal your soul and speaks to you in rhymes that he probably practices in the mirror, he has his own incubus that says he's a bottom only and bad in bed, and then you can call him out. You can go and rob him blind and then kick his ass in his own house.

You can ask some guy he had you kill if he wants to help you kick his ass, and if you convince him he'll go 'yeah sure I bet you'll win' while Raphael is standing right there.

#bg3 raphael #bg3 spoilers #bg3 #He sings his own theme song #Actual cartoon villain #I've seen his new hair color and my new head-cannon for it is that he dyed it after finding a single grey hair #When Harleep takes Raphaels form he keeps the original brown color just to fuck with him #Wicked witch of the west energy except Dorothy is just some rando who fell from a tentacle ship and has a brain worm for ruby slippers #I saw a reddit post that described him as a sleazy cars sales man and the black hair really sells that image now #Only thing I wish in game is that you could spare him after beating him and make a deal with him in your favor #come full circle with Tav pulling a 'You still have the unconditional freedom to choose the only option you have left'

[felixcloud6288]

This is all I can think to offer the kind Tumblr people as I try to find my way around here

Her name is Mocha.

#pets #chickens #reddit refugee #original post

[bardicblast]

#dnd #curse of strahd #rahadin #dnd rahadin #dnd art #artists on tumblr #dnd character #dungeons and dragons #drow elf #dnd drow #i am goncharoving my way out here guys #wanting to do art featuring our rahadin but we dont know anything about him so im filling out the gaps vaguely #peeking just a little into his wiki page with half my eye so i can confirm One Thing #i am fighting the hardest battle over here trying to not spoil anything from how the original lore went down #i learned my lesson not to search for anything bc the guys on reddit wont bother hiding imortant details from the title #i am still laughing..when i was like collecting and writing names together i stumbled upon the name vasili which i did not remember where #that came up so i went okay imma just search it and a piano dropped on me immediately #i am still torn between: this detail fucks im glad i know vs it would have been bonkers if i experienced the piano drop during session #plus the amount im on the cos tag this info is everywhere so there is no way around it anyway

[renthony]

The term “filler episode” is blatantly misused in fandom spaces and it's really goddamn annoying.

In the book "Manga and Anime Go to Hollywood: The Amazing Rapidly Evolving Relationship Between Hollywood and Japanese Animation, Manga, Television, and Film," by Northrop Davis, Davis explains the that concept of a “filler episode” in animation comes to us from anime adaptations of manga. Anime is frequently produced at a faster rate than manga, which means that anime adaptations of manga often have to come up with their own “filler” stories to slow down the pacing of the main narrative, because the manga isn’t finished yet.

"Filler" does not mean "low-stakes episode that doesn't progress the main plot." Filler does not mean "character moments that you did not like." "Filler" does not mean "anything that isn't breakneck-paced main plot."

It's a specific term and you are misusing it.

#I saw someone on reddit saying that the entirety of The Dragon Prince season 5 is filler #excuse me????? #that is not what that means???? #also rip to people who don't like season 4 and 5 but some of us have taste and know how TV production works #y'all decided to be pissy at the production team through a hiatus and then be little shits about literally everything for no goddamn reason #original post

[hood-ex]

Never completely understood what Dick meant when he quoted, "When you look into the abyss, the abyss also looks into you."

Nightwing (Vol. 2) #128

Then I found out that the same quote was used by Bruce in BTAS.

Dick: This city would fall apart without you.

Bruce: Maybe. Maybe not. When you look too long into the abyss, the abyss looks back through you. Maybe it's time for Batman to return to the night that spawned him before anyone else gets hurt!

And then Reddit made me realize that's not the entire quote. It's actually, "He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."

And that makes more sense and helps give context to the last part of the quote. It's interesting because in Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths, Bruce said a deviated version of this quote to Owlman.

"There is a difference between you and me. We both looked into the abyss, but when it looked back at us, you blinked."

In other words, Owlman became the monster.

#that line used to nag at me and for some reason i never looked it up to see who the original quote was by ?? #but the full quote makes so much more sense #so thanks to reddit for that lmao #Bruce Wayne #Dick Grayson #Friedrich Nietzsche quote

[whatthehelloh]

We should treat every young man who wants to buy a gun like every woman who wants to get an abortion - mandatory 48 hour waiting period, parental permission, a note from his doctor proving he understands what he's about to do, a video he has to watch about the effects of gun violence, and a mandatory invasive ultrasound procedure. Let's close down all but one gun shop in every state and make him travel hundreds of miles, take time off work, and stay overnight in a strange town to get a gun. Make him walk through a gauntlet of people holding photos of loved ones who were shot to death, with people shouting at him that he's a murderer, begging him not to buy a gun.

It makes more sense to do this with young men and guns than with women and healthcare, right? I mean, no woman getting an abortion has killed a room full of people in seconds.

#pro life right? #pro life my ass #gun violence #gun laws #texas #gun violence in america #I don't know who wrote the original but I found this on reddit and edited it a bit