#out of vodka

[xnxthinglastsfxrever]

//well things are looking up, I start a new job tomorrow thats pays more and closer to home. So feeling a bit better.

#out of vodka #at least it's closer to home #walking distance

[kindykotik]

Can u tell I finished mutini's face and gave up on the rest

#homestuck #roxy lalonde #vodka mutini #the hand looks weird and too big bc i didnt feel like figuring out the perspective. kinda regret it but whatevs

[ghostofadragon]

let me down easy

#something something what if they made it out of that slaughterhouse together after all #[downs a bottle of vodka] anyway emesis blue am i right #my artwork #tf2 #team fortress 2 #soldierspy #emesis blue

[humhowellujah]

i'm drunk off two lavender martinis what the fuck do you MEAN dan and phil went on a step by step recreation of their japan trip as a part of a HONEYMOON episode for their sims. be so fr rn be so serious please. dan howell you have 4 minutes to respond . phil, keep it up babygirl. lavender martini recipe in the tags

#2 oz vanilla vodka (i used pearl bc its cheap and good) #1 oz lemon juice #1 oz lavender syrup (1 part sugar 1 part 1 water in a sauce pan #healthy coating of EDIBLE!!!! lavender to cover the top #bring to boil then reduce to a simmer for 5 mins #take off heat and let that shit steep for a bit #longer the better #i say 25 mins at the LEAST for a strong flavor #15 mins will do the job tho probs #filter out the lavender w a siv #add 3 drops each of blue/red food dye to make it purple if u want #garnish w a lemon #i bartend at a restaurant and this is one of our signature cocktails #i was iffy about lavender cocktails/lattes n shit before #but this drink changed me. the perfect balance of lavender notes and sweet/citrus #dan and phil #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #dan and phil games #dnp #dnpgames #dipnpip #danisnotonfire #do people still use that tag #whatever. its there #danandphilgames #<3 #i love them so much #they are my birth mothers

[surfacage]

noire and lokha would get along! too much actually. its terrible

#and the world will turn to ash #noire #ffxiv #lo'kha sehnlla #wow i have never actually tagged lokha before here thats wild #not pictured: amelie knocking back three shots of vodka #hi im here to bail out lok-- uhm #hello. did you lose something #i... i kind of? lost... a person? a redhead? he was supposed to be in jail #have you checked the lost and found desk #the police at that desk are er. unconscious #hm thats unfortunate. im amelie. i too have misplaced my walking human rights violation #im...graha? hi? erm...

[why-the-heck-not]

whiskey & writing this thesis bc the introduction chapter is taking more linguistical creativity than what I have with just caffeine (idk what to write in this without it sounding like a 3rd grader’s essay yikes)

#also I ran out of whiskey :( been saving this last glass for ages bc whiskey expensive #but the cravings got the best of me (if i was being economical I would’ve had the cheap vodka I have in my fridge but it’s so bad I cant) #and I just mmmight be financially irresponsible and go buy a new one tonight #tho no clue which one #my budget is not high #but I am not fucking buying jameson #bookblr #studyblr #booklr #aesthetic #books #study #reading #read #book #tw alcohol #alcohol tw #dark academia #february 2024 #2024

[kennahjune]

Teen Dad AU

Tag list: @live0rdive @y4r3luv @jonesn4coffee @sofadofax @jackiemonroe5512 @sensationalsunburst @scarlet-malfoy @l393ndjean @asspirin-s @fandomz-brainrot

Tag list is open until I finish this series so feel free to ask to be added!!

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Steve Harrington had a son.

An actual son.

And his name was Louie.

And little Louie Harrington was Steve’s pride and joy.

But there was a problem. Steve was 17. 17 years old and with a son.

It’s fine.

Martha Timbley was the mothers name. “Was” because after she gave birth and dropped Louie off with an extensive apology, her parents packed everything up and took her to New York.

So Martha Timbley was the mother, until she had to leave.

Then Nancy might’ve been, but she met Louie after they had already broken up. Nancy was content with simply knowing about Louie’s existence. Steve wouldn’t hold it against her, really.

Louie was Steve’s pride and joy, as said before, and he loved to talk about him to people.

Except Steve is 17. And the only friends he has are a bunch of 8th graders and his ex girlfriend and her new boyfriend. 99% of which don’t even know about Louie’s existence.

So Steve didn’t get to talk about Louie as much as he’d like.

Speaking of the baby Harrington, there was a soft cry from Steve’s bedroom. Steve, who had been in the bathroom getting ready for a shower, rushed in to pick up a now crying baby Louie.

“Hey hey hey, it’s alright baby it’s alright. What’s the matter honey? You hungry? I bet you are, huh?”

Steve loved talking to Louie. Which makes him sound pathetic. Louie’s only 6 months old at this point in time. And for him to be Steve’s favorite person to talk to?

That’s just kind of sad.

But the point still stands.

Steve carried Louie carefully downstairs and into the kitchen. Steve never put Louie down while making the bottle, gently bouncing on his feet and rocking back and forth.

The bottle was easy enough to make. Steve took it into the living room and sat on the couch with Louie in his arms. Little Louie drank the bottle right up to the delight of Steve. His big brown eyes stared right at him while his little baby hands curled around his ears. Steve chuckled quietly.

Little Louie had Steve’s eyes, much to his delight. But he had a mix of his and Martha’s hair, curly and mostly brown with blond highlights— like Steve’s— but had a ginger tint to it that reflected Martha’s firey curls.

Louie finished the bottle and Steve burped him gently. It was nearing only 5 PM on that Tuesday in August of 1984, but Steve felt himself growing tired and worn with exhaustion. Louie was a sucker to put to sleep and to keep asleep, often waking in the night with screams and cries and needing to be held in order to fall to sleep.

Which was fine with Steve. Well— the holding part. He didn’t really like the screaming and crying part but that was to be expected with babies of Louie’s age.

Steve liked holding baby Louie during the night. But he often feared that he’d roll over and crush the boy. So, Steve let Louie sleep on the bed with him while surrounded by pillows at all times.

It was around 6 PM now on that fine Tuesday. Steve finally plated up a small dinner for himself of pasta. He let Louie gnaw on a couple of noodles while Steve rocked him gently.

It was nearing 7 when Steve finally out Louie down for the first time in nearly 3 hours. Louie wasn’t asleep, not quite yet. But Steve tucked him in and surrounded him in pillows as if he was.

Steve turned the radio on and turned it down real low. He let the soft tunes of some country song lull little Louie to sleep.

Louie fell asleep clutching a small bear Martha gave him. Steve was upset that she couldn’t be in Louie’s life. Even if there wasn’t anything between the two of them Louie deserved to know his mother cared. Steve sighed.

As much as he wanted to collapse on his side of the bed, he refrained.

Instead, Steve pulled out a duffel bag from under his bed and set to work. His parents would be expected home in two days, and he already knew what the outcome would be.

They’d enjoyed their trip to where-ever-the-fuck for the past 7 months, they’d made sure Steve knew how much they didn’t miss him over the phone when they asked about the house and neighbors more than him.

But that’s fine. It’s whatever. Steve didn’t need their approval. He’d stopped caring about it after sophomore year; when he’d won his first game with the winning shot and they hadn’t bothered to say anything outside of “you should be doing that all the time”.

So really? Fuck them.

But they were currently Steve’s only means of housing.

So he’s kind of fucked.

But he packed the duffle bag nice and tight. He packed the bag with his clothes and a blanket and moved to pull out a suitcase he still had from his first (and last) trip with his parents when he was 9.

Into the suitcase went most of Louie’s stuff; clothes, toys, extra bottles that weren’t going to be needed until Thursday. And then he packed one of the smaller pockets with his important things; birth certificates and the papers showing that his car was in fact his.

He already had a diaper bag with the rest of Louie’s stuff. He kept it packed all the time for when he could convince Nancy to babysit for him. Like tomorrow.

Tomorrow, Steve would have work from 9 in the morning to 5 in the afternoon. Not ideal but he needs the hours. Nancy would be over by 8:30 with a promise of watching Louie.

Steve doesn’t know how Nancy hasn’t clued anyone in on Louie’s existence. But as much as he wanted to question it he didn’t fancy pushing his luck.

With the bags packed he set them aside by his door. He’d put them in the car tomorrow when he left for work. But for now, he all but collapsed on his bed. He had the vague feeling of Louie wrapping his little hands around his finger before he officially passed out.

…

First part is officially out!! I’m working on my s3 steddie part 4 behind the scenes but that should be out soon as well. Expect part 2 of this sometime in the following week.

Second Part:

#stranger things #steve harrington #eddie munson #nancy wheeler #teen dad steve harringon #he’s an amazing dad #little louie has life cut out for him #nancy isn’t too bad in this #she’s like a resigned vodka aunt in the beginning but she works on it #you’ll get more plot in the next part I promise #eventual steddie #eddie munson x steve harrington

[politelymenacing]

Because @sherlock-is-ace suggested it in this post

You're welcome, everyone.

#sorry not sorry #dancing husbands #glass onion: a knives out mystery #i guess #knives out 3? #oh it's been long while since i edited something #benoit blanc #hugh grant #love actually #daniel craig #belvedere vodka #benoit x phillip #knives out #knives out 3

[rivernull]

#I’m making a screwdriver out of vodka and baja blast rn

[buttercup-barf]

An assortment of doodles!

Some Pavels. (Wouldn't it pluralise like Pavli? Since it's a Russian name...) He's from @/ali-borsch's Vodka Tower "AU", and he's like if a man was also a man and was also a man. Cool guy!

And right under the Cool Aroace Man is my Pepstavo propaganda. I truly am Not Like Other Boys[tm].

OC time! Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. Ian. He makes me sick to my stomach.

Contemplating bringing back his curly hair from loooooong ago. (Although not like it matters what hair he's have anyway because his gruesome death and subsequent resurrection as Tin Man: Loser Edition takes his hair away anyway.)

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #gustavo #gustavo pizza tower #gustavo pt #pepstavo #vodka tower #pavel borsch #ronna kuruz #ian katod #forever bitter that gustavo doesn't have a last name #if you think i'm posting this now because i realised too late that i scheduled this for the wrong tuesday and rushed to spit this out in- #-hopes no-one will notice that i fucked up. uh. well. first of all you're wrong and second of all shut up. /lh

[xnxthinglastsfxrever]

//anyone want to rp? hit me up in the DM or like this post for a random starter*

*Length may varies.

#out of vodka #marvel rp #avengers rp #black widow rp #natasha romanoff rp #MCU rp #marvel 616

[visenyaism]

cracking open the finest vintage we have on offer (extremely bad blind-poured vodka cran served in a mug) because it is finally time to watch saltburn

#i have absolutely no info going in #the blind pour vodka cran out of a mug is the shit i was on hotd s1

[vialae]

Nothing destroys Ketheric’s mood for the day quite like checking his calendar and seeing ‘Chosen Three Meeting’ scribbled in

#while holding his No.1 Dad mug full of black coffee #he just lets out a deep sigh and pets Squire to calm him down #order some myrkulites around to get both a dagger and a large bottle of vodka ready for either during or after the meeting #whichever ends up being more necessary #gortash #durge #dark urge #durgetash #ketheric

[thestalwartheart]

Daniel Craig for Belvedere Vodka. 2022. dir. Taika Waititi.

#daniel craig #this one goes out to tenshi!!!! #and anyone else who wants him to [REDACTED] [REDACTED] [GOOD LORD WE HAVE TO FUCKING REDACT THAT] #that lady in the elevator knows what's UP btw #alright i think i've fed you all enough for today #i'll post some more gifs tomorrow #belvedere vodka #my gifs

[cacklefrendly]

i watched 'Zero the Enforcer'. the more i understand Rei the more i need him to be beaten to death (loving)

#furuya rei #detective conan #i think Bourbon and Gin should tear each other's throats out while Vodka and Akai stand back and watch #that'd be fun #cackle draws

[looney-just-like-her-tunes]

You cannot tell me that Ice didn't at least once call Mav during a meeting and telling him to behave because he's on speaker, only for Mav to answer with 'Or what, you'll spank me?' with his whole chest to a room full of high-ranking members of the US navy.

#the only sound heard in that room was cyclone choking on his fiji water #and then five seconds later an 'oh shit' from mav and end dial beeping right after #that's how the us navy found out admiral kazansky is married to captain pete mitchell #but what they don't see is ice throwing back two shots of vodka the moment he gets back to his office #mav may not see ice but he does hear the deep sigh all the way to top gun #top gun #top gun: maverick #icemav #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #pete mitchell #tom kazansky