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dudydoodie · 9 months
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egoisticqueer · 1 year
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Creature! Feather! What the FUCK happened?? I knew I should’ve tried harder to stay awake, I knew this would happen….Soul are you alright, well as alright as you can be in all of this? [🖍️🪱]
P mlls ubti.
P kvu'a dhua aolt av zwspa.
P tpzz ilpun dovsl.
Iba pa dhz ulcly ylhssf tf kljpzpvu uvd, dhz pa?
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picsfortheday · 1 year
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lordvermire · 1 year
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🐮 I passed out and woke somewhere weird 🐮
⬇️ Look to see down below
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robfrid · 1 year
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What a night! ;) #happybirthday #boys #friends #food #drinks #dancing #fans #party #saturdaynight #birthdayparty #somuchfun #solucky #love #passedout #goodtimes https://www.instagram.com/p/Cn_oFPrN3dS/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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oddballcattoys · 1 year
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Coziest nap ever!! 😹😹😹 . . #sleepingcats #catnap #catsarecrazy #catfamily🐾 #tuesdaymood #passedout #snoringcat #comfycat #cats #catsofinstagram #catsiblings https://www.instagram.com/p/Cm-gWVMLlv_/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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mustlovesuperman · 2 years
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Went to @mikey5toes74 and Yvonne's for some dinner and while there I got to go #swimming !! I love swimming but it makes me lose all my fluff!! It also makes me a real tired #doggo . #passedout #tireddoggo #bernesemountaindog #bernies #bernesemountaindogsofinstagram #puppiesofinstagram https://www.instagram.com/p/Cf0C717MON96Bb3Lwpv10iZcCPcjeCbAkzRNis0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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djangopiano · 2 years
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Passed out while Irish step dancing. #riverdance #centralpark #centralpark nyc #irishdance #stepdance #grass #lawn #passedout #carlkissin #kissinimprov https://www.instagram.com/p/CenXNpeODTW/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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tillman · 8 months
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I dreamt about roblox 😯
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animalinvestigator · 2 years
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i dont have friends since they found out im a demon🤷
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dudydoodie · 9 months
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kylie9 · 1 year
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snrkkk mmmimimimi
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auteurdelabre · 4 days
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A LITTLE SUN PART 7 (part I) Dieter Bravo x f!Reader
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rating: 18+
tags: SMUT. Penetration, Oral (m and f receiving), use of 'daddy' (but you ain't into it), use of 'baby', Dieter being Dieter, fluff, like such tooth-rotting sweetness its almost gross, idiots in love, pregnancy, talk of pregnancy body changes/self esteem, love love love, family issues, mentions of parental death.
a/n: Tumblr is dumb and won't let me post the entire chapter. ARGH. So below is part one.
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You stir early the next morning, feeling strangely warm. You blink slowly awake, starting when you see realize you're not alone in the bed. Someone is behind you. 
You glance over your shoulder to see Dieter wearing his sleep mask over his eyes, one that says "#passedout”. Something he got in a gift back from some airline launch.  His arm is draped over your midsection, his gentle snores stirring the hair at your neck. He’s still partially dressed in his clothes.
A mixture of joy and confusion overruns your body. You feel your son flutter under Dieters’ palm splayed protectively over your midsection. 
"Dieter? Are you awake?" 
He doesn't reply right away and you don't press it. He must have gotten in pretty late judging by the state of him. Odds are he's exhausted and you want him to catch up on his rest. Something must have happened with Mia to have him jetting home all of a sudden.  
You consider slipping out of the bed, but the feeling of Dieter's body curled around yours makes you feel so cared for. His cologne and the scent of faded cigarettes surround you and while it should repulse you, there’s something about it that soothes you. You settle in, snuggling back against him and dozing lightly. 
Not long after Dieter begins to stir, his squinting eyes blurry and taking in your figure still in his embrace. 
"Morning baby," he murmurs, voice deep with sleep. Without thought he presses a kiss to your bare shoulder. "Sleep okay?"
You stir groggily, stretching. You want to be gentle right back to him but you don't understand why he's home all of a sudden. You're worried something happened. 
"Dieter what are you doing here? What happened to Germany? Is Mia okay?"
"Mia's fine," he assures you. 
"Then why are you home?"
"I realized I didn’t really wanna go to Germany," Dieter says simply, as if the answer were obvious. "I’ve been travelling so much this year and I just wanted to sleep in my own bed. Funny to find you in it."
“Sorry,” you say sheepishly. “I was gonna change the sheets before you got back. Your bed is just so much comfier.”
“Don’t I know it,” Dieter grins. You go to get up, but still when his arm remains draped over your waist. “Relax. You can stay.”
“I shouldn’t,” you say quietly.
Mia.
“You should,” Dieter insists, “especially since I brought you back a gift.”
You twist up into a seated position in the bed, your hair wild and your eyes sleepy. Dieter thinks he can see your nipples through your sleep shirt and he does everything in his power not to touch them.
He pushes himself out of the bed, padding out to his suitcase and returning moments later. You take in his mussed hair and full mouth and try very hard not to imagine how both would feel under your fingertips.
"For your birthday," he tells you handing you the small box before crawling back under the covers, sitting next to you. He sees the goosebumps breaking out over your bare legs and he throws the comforter over you, pressing your sleep warmed body against his.
You’re still staring at the box.
"I got it before I left,” Dieter prompts, holding back a yawn. “It’s from Prague.”
“You didn’t have to get me anything.”
He gives you a look before rolling his eyes. “Just open it.”
You do, feeling your breath leave you when you see the simple but gorgeous tennis bracelet resting inside. Brilliant diamonds are encrusted over the intricate design, offset by a delicate lobster clasp.
"Jesus Dieter," you breathe holding the bracelet up to the light and watching it sparkle. "It's stunning."
"Least I could do for my baby mama," Dieter says, trying to hide the pleased grin from his face.
"This must have cost a fortune."
Dieter shrugs. He hates talking about money so you don't press it. You consider telling him you can’t accept it, but he looks so delighted with your awe that you can’t help but give a breathless giggle as you thrust it at him.
"Can you help me put it on?"
"Now?"
"Yeah now," you say holding you wrist out to him.
"This isn't the sort of thing you wear all the time," Dieter tells you as his wide fingers struggle with the delicate clasp.
"This is the nicest piece of jewelry I'll ever own," you state firmly. "I'm gonna wear it every fucking day, not hide it away in some box and only take it out on holidays. Beautiful things like this are meant to be enjoyed."
Dieter hums a response, fingers ghosting over your wrist as he secures the lobster clasp. His fingers linger on your wrist, tracing the soft skin there. He feels his chest grow warm when he sees the smile on your face as you twist your wrist to see the bracelet from all angles.
“Thank you so much," you say, smile so wide you feel like it'll split your face. "I love it."
“You’re welcome,” he murmurs, a hand coming to cup your cheek before he can stop himself. You lean into his touch, eyes unfocussed before you seem to snap back to yourself. You pull back, eyes on your lap.
“Wasn’t Mia upset you left?”
“At first,” Dieter shrugs, snatching his hand back. He tells you that he told Mia he had to do some last minute interview back here that he forgot about. That he would join her in a few days..
But that’s not the truth.
As soon as you hung up on him all Dieter could think of was that you were here alone on your birthday and he couldn’t get back here to you soon enough.
Mia had seen it so clearly in the anxious way he got his belongings together, the way he was already scrambling out of line and telling her he was leaving. Before he could kiss her cheek and slide by her, Mia had taken his hand in hers stopping him.
"Dee, this is ridiculous.”
"What?"
"You just got off the phone with your PA and you're beside yourself." 
"It's just the baby," Dieter lied. "I'm concerned."
Mia suddenly looked anxious. "Is she hurt? Is the baby hurt?"
"No not like that, it's just it's her birthday and I wrote the fucking date down wrong and it's her first birthday alone without her dad and I should be there you know? I just... She's pretending that she's fine but I can hear it in her voice. She's upset."
Mia had a strange look on her face as she watched her boyfriend card his hands anxiously through his tousled hair.
"That has nothing to do with the baby, Dee." 
Dieter flushed, wishing he had something to take the edge off. He looked at Mia with a wince, seeing the wisdom in her light eyes. 
"Dieter, it's so obvious you're in love with her."
Dieter swallowed and Mia watched as he absently picked at a loose thread on his sweater. His soulful eyes darted back to her face, emotional. 
"Mia, I wasn't lying about how I feel about you."
"I believe you," Mia nodded, giving him a sympathetic look. "Really, I do. But I'm no one's second choice.”
"You weren't a second choice," Dieter insisted honestly. "I really like you."
"Is that why we haven't slept together yet?"
Dieter couldn’t meet her eyes. "I didn't want to rush things like I usually do."
Mia gave him a stern look, her hand squeezing his. 
"Dee." 
How could he explain that it didn't feel right going to bed with Mia knowing that you were somewhere in the world without him? How could he explain to his girlfriend that being with her felt like cheating on you even though you’d made no attempt at reciprocating his romantic overtures?
"She doesn't feel the same as me," Dieter finally admitted, his cheeks flushing with embarrassment. He felt pathetic saying it out loud. 
"Even if she doesn't Dieter, it doesn't stop how you feel about her." Mia swallowed. "Be honest, right now if you could be anywhere, where would it be? Here with me going on a romantic vacation? Or back in LA with her?"
Dieter couldn’t even blink before he was assaulted with the image of you snuggled up against him on the couch at home. Your head nestled against his chest, the sensation of your warm body pressing against his. 
Mia could already see that he was a million miles away as he considered this. The twitch in his hands as he reached for his phone told her everything she needed to know. Dieter finally focused back on Mia and his large eyes were glossy. 
"I need to go."
"I know."
Dieter paused, eyes going owlish in his face. "Do you hate me?"
"Not at all." Mia gave him a genuine smile. "You were a wonderful boyfriend in so many ways. You never pressured me to do anything, you were supportive, and you were caring. That's how I know you'll be a great dad."
Dieter felt tears prick the back of his eyes. He gathered her into a tight hug, his chin on her shoulder. Mia shot him one of her cryptic smiles before kissing his cheek gently.
“I had a really nice time with you, Dee. Hopefully we work together again soon. And if I can be honest, I think she’s awesome. And contrary to what she says, I think she’s the one that brings out the best in you.”
And then she was gone. Heading back into the line loading onto the plane as people shyly came up to ask for her autograph. The last thing Dieter remembers is the soft smile and wave she threw him before he was running out of the airport.
Home to you.
And now you’re here in his arms and he knows he made the right decision. Even if this is all it ever is; you in his orbit, nearby. You look at the bracelet a moment longer before your eyes are back on his face.
"Did you come back because of my birthday, Dieter?"
Dieter feels his heart begin to pick up the pace as he stares back at you.
"And what if I told you that I did?
You say nothing at first, but your eyes go soft.
“I would say I’m really touched,” you finally murmur. “And I would say that this is all I wanted for my birthday.”
“A bracelet?” Dieter jokes, even as his breath leaves him.
“No,” you say with an indulgent smile. “You here with me and Bubble.”
He fights every urge in his body to kiss you because that’s not what you need right now. Right now it’s a sentimental moment. You’re mourning your father, you’re feeling emotional and he doesn’t want to capitalize on that. He doesn’t want to turn your vulnerability into something about him and how he feels.
Instead he balances his forehead against yours, his large palm falling lightly over your stomach. Both of you have your eyes closed, but Dieter can imagine what a picture of domesticity this is. Both sets of eyes closed, foreheads touching, his hand on your belly. It makes his heart swell with a different kind of love.
“Happy birthday, baby.”
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When you finish showering and pulling on a summer dress that covers your bump you head into the kitchen, following the sound of buzzing and Dieter swearing. When you come around the corner you try not to laugh at the sight of him standing at the blender with blue lumps all over his clothing.
“Dieter what the fuck?”
"I wanted to make you a smoothie like Petra does but I've never done it by myself before and the stupid fucking thing exploded all over me."
Your hands go to his collar, swiping some of the yogurt and berry mixture from his cheek. You pop it into your mouth and hum appreciatively.
"Mmm blueberry, my favorite,” you grin before moving him out of the way with a gentle tap of your hip against his. He watches you place the blueberries and everything else into the blender. He feels like a moron when you affix the lid before starting to blend it properly. 
“So what do you feel like doing today birthday girl?”
“Dieter you’re here and you already got me the nicest gift,” you tell him over the hum of the blender. “I don’t need anything else.”
“Pffft,” Dieter rolls his eyes. “Birthday’s are a chance to get spoiled.”
“I’m already spoiled and my birthday was yesterday.”
“Don’t care.”
“I think you should give Magda and Petra the day off.”
“That’s not a gift for you.”
“They work hard to keep this place up, Dieter. And now they have to take me into account.”
“Fine fine. They can have the day off with pay. Now either you think of something you want or I’m gonna decide for you and it’ll be something fucking insane.”
You gurgle a laugh, pouring your drink into the waiting cup. You take a deep pull, blue coating your upper lip as you look thoughtfully off into the distance.
“Okay. I know what I want.”
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Two hours later the two of you are walking into the oldest cinema in LA. He’s wearing sunglasses and an old baseball hat. You’re wearing a beanie and oversized glasses as well.  He fights every impulse to take your hand in his, deciding he is content just with the sight of your bracelet dangling off your wrist. It glints in the sunlight along with the ring from Ireland you’ve never taken off.
Dieter loves seeing you in the bracelet. Loves seeing the jewelry be bought you wrapped around your wrist and digit. Loves that pieces of him touch your skin every day.  "Two for braune Augen please," you tell the bored looking girl behind the counter. She doesn't even look up from the till just rings you up and hands you two tickets.   “I didn’t even know this place was still around,” Dieter marvels as you enter the lobby. 
“Little known gem,” you tell him. The two of you line up for popcorn. The smell of the theater takes Dieter back to when he was a child, going to the movies with his mother.
Dieter buys the popcorn and red vines at your prompting, trying his hand at an Irish accent again to throw off the boy working the concession stand looking at him curiously. Thankfully this hole in the wall theatre is ancient with soiled red carpets and old seats that creak when they lower themselves into the near empty theatre.
"This stuff is terrible for you," he chides as you find your seats and throw a handful of popcorn back munching happily. 
"Talk to me when you stop smoking."
Dieter doesn't say anything after that. 
The house lights dim and the movie begins. Dramatic strings sound out as a bleak image of a man standing in a field with a gun is shown. He starts talking to the camera in German, the subtitles telling the bizarre story of a toy maker. 
You make it maybe twelve minutes into the film before you're passed out against his shoulder, breathing softly. 
"I didn't know you liked German surrealist films," Dieter murmurs.
When you don't answer he looks over at you, seeing your sleepy face. 
"Sleepy girl," Dieter murmurs with affection.
He thinks about rousing you but finds he enjoys the sensation of you leaned up against him in the darkness. It's like a date. 
You wake up around the midway mark of the film with a start. When Dieter grins over at you, you pretend like you’ve been awake the whole time.
“Woah the filming is so good,” you say holding in a yawn. Dieter’s lips twitch in amusement.
“Mhm.”
You plop back onto his shoulder and he holds in a chuckle when your snores kick up again.
The movie is good, but your presence distracts him. Why did you want to come here? He's never known you as an art house film fan. He watches a moment longer before it suddenly hits him. He realizes now why you’re here in this little theatre in the middle of the day.
Because he told you he misses it. That his mother used to take him and that it reminds him of her.
You did this for him. It’s your birthday and you did something for Dieter.  He takes your limp hand in his, lacing your fingers with his own before resting both on his knee. You continue to sleep on beside him. 
Finally the movie ends and the soundtrack is all high pitched strings which bring you out of your nap. You raise your head, thankful you didn’t drool.
 “That was good,” you tell him with a sleepy purr to your voice. “Better than I thought it’d be.”
Dieter is looking at you from the corner of his eyes, his head bowed. The house lights have come up and the few patrons that remain have left. The cinema is empty and Dieter can’t find it in himself to move.
“You brought me here because I said ages ago that I missed going to the movies. And because it reminds me of my mom.”
You shrug, caught. Your cheeks pink as he continues to stare at you, not speaking.
 “You’ve done so much for me,” you tell him before the moment can grow too heavy. “I just wanted to do the same. Now let’s go, I gotta pee.”
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Petra is one of the most patient people you know. She'd have to be working for Dieter. From the moment you move in she's over the moon, offering baby name suggestions and telling you that she'll make anything you want from scratch pushing her shock of red hair from her ruddy face. 
It doesn't matter if it's ice-cream with pickles over lemon flavored crackers, she'll make it delicious and she'll make it from scratch before serving it to you with a very proud expression. 
Magda is a scream. She's been working for Dieter as his cleaner since before her hair was a solid white mass of frizzy curls. She spends most of her time smoking European cigarettes and doing sporadic dusting in between stories about her latest Tindr date. 
The two women like to take their breaks together, both chain-smoking outside by the pool while they complain about real estate prices. 
You love them both immensely.  
You've known them since you started working for Dieter, but you've never really interacted. You were always so busy with you job and they with theirs. 
But now that you're stuck indoors most days they've become a lifeline to you. Perhaps mother figures as well since you haven't spoken to yours since you moved out. 
You think about calling her every once in a while. When the baby moves or your muscles ache. But you don't. You can't be the one to give in first because what she said about everything was hideous. 
Besides, Magda and Petra love being mother hens. Petra likes to knit in her spare time and almost every week when she sees you there are little baby booties or jumpers waiting to be hung in the nursery wardrobe. 
Magda massages your shoulders even when you tell her she doesn't need to. She just waves your anxious hands away and tells you in a heavy accent: "I do same for my daughter when she is pregnant."
You adore them both so much that when they aren't around in the house you try to make your own smoothies, washing your dishes and chastising Dieter if his clothes don't make it in the hamper. 
And he fucking loves it. 
He loves having you there tutting behind him, reminding him to wipe toothpaste off the mirror and to sweep his toast crumbs off the counter so he doesn't add to Magda and Petra's labor. 
He loves that you care enough about everyone for it to matter. That you fit into his home like you've always been there. 
Sometimes it drives him crazy when you're there at his elbow complaining that his laundry hamper is overflowing or some other trivial matter. But for the most part he secretly loves having this domesticity with you. That he craves you in a totally new way when you scrub at a stain in his shirt so Magda doesn't have to. 
None of his other partners were like this. All were eager to be waited upon, many not even bothering to learn the names of his staff.  
"You should give them a raise," you tell him one day over dinner when it's just the two of you digging into the veggie pasta Petra prepared. "Neither of them have had one in a few years." 
Dieter slurps up pasta, nodding in agreement. 
"Okay."
"Okay?" You look at him, brows raised. "Just like that?"
He has pasta sauce on his cheek when he answers. 
"You want me to fight you on it?"
"Not particularly."
"Good," Dieter nods, scooping up the last of the sauce with his garlic bread before popping it into his mouth. "I trust you. I know you'd spend our money wisely.'
And then he gets up from the table with his plate cleared as if he hasn't said something completely momentous.
You watch him rinse it under the tap and place it in the dishwasher before announcing that he's going to paint for a few hours.  
You remain sitting at the table staring after him for several minutes. Our money. Ours. As if you were a real couple. As if you were his wife. 
I trust you. I trust you. I trust you. 
Later that night in your guest bedroom you bring yourself off twice to thoughts of him. You can't explain why tears stream down your face as you do. 
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When he’s not in interviews, filming commercials or prepping for his next film project with his acting coach, Dieter spends some of his free time in the art studio. He's very insistent you not go in there, especially when he’s working, citing that you'll break his concentration and creative flow. 
You respect his space and carve out your own routine within his sprawling home. Walks in the neighborhood, swims in the pool, reading by the fire and evenings spent with Dieter on the couch watching bad reality TV or documentaries.
You also like to spend some of your free time working on the nursery. Sometimes he offers his own suggestions, but he sees how much you enjoy this little project and he tries to give you as much space as possible. 
When it's finally finished you show him proudly pushing. Open the door much like he did for you only a month earlier. He walks in, expecting to hate it, but instead is overwhelmed at the cozy atmosphere you've curated. 
The carpet is a plush white and blue pattern that feels like butter on his bare feet. The walls are a warm cream and the ceiling has been painted to look like a celestial morning sky. Oversized tufted chairs are at the side under a gauzy curtain that makes the whole space feel safe and cozy. The crib is a beautiful white, beautifully carved with small triangles etched in the design.
“To match your tattoos,” you tell him with a grin.
It’s nothing like Dieter thought he’d want, but the second he walks in he’s overwhelmed by a sense of peace and tranquility. The exact environment he’d want his son growing up in. He thinks he might just want to hang out in here to meditate.
"It's beautiful," he says in awe. "He'll be so happy here."
"Yeah, he will," you say with a gentle smile. 
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Weeks later you and Dieter lay on his bed, both of you enthralled by the Netflix show projected on his large TV. In recent weeks you've taken to doing this. Dieter returning from work late and finding you on the couch.  At first he would fall down next to you, talking about that you were watching.
Then he began to suggest watching in his room on his bed. Nothing funny, he claimed, he'd suggested it just because it felt better on his back. He gave you plenty of space, both of you leaning back against the plush pillows.
Then you started crawling under the sheets because you were cold. And then he was cold. Then he decided that snuggling under the sheets was better. You'd wanted to deny him at first, but he's always so warm and he fit so nicely against you that when he pulled you against him you simply snuggled up against him.
Now he comes home and just holds out his hand for you, waiting for you to nod and then helping you to stand. And every day he kneels in front of you and kisses your belly just above the navel. Then he takes your hand in his and guides you to his room before collapsing next to you in his huge bed.
You've burned through all the seasons of Below Deck. Now it's Selling Sunset.
"Without Christine what's the point?" He grumbles.
"Totally," you agree through a mouthful of ice cream. "And there are never enough of the houses!"
Sometimes when the TV goes off you're already asleep snoring softly. On those nights Dieter watches you, hand grazing your cheek. Sometimes he just wants to hold your belly and fall asleep curled around you.
Sometimes if you're both still awake he asks you to run your nails through his hair and you do, giving the odd little tug and smiling when he gives muffled groans. You do it now, eyes on the screen and your hand carding through his curls.
A commercial comes up on the screen and Dieter groans, throwing a pillow at it.
“Boo! Get this asshole off my TV!”
It’s a teaser trailer for the movie he and Mia filmed together; The Rogue Duchess. Dieter in his regency gear, Mia with her fluttering eyelashes.
 “Haven’t heard you mention Mia much lately,” you observe as you watch her pretty face on screen.
“We’re cooling things off,” Dieter lies, his eyes on the television. “
 “Really?” you try not to sound too pleased by the news. “I’m sorry Dieter I know how much you like her.”
“S’fine,” he shrugs, not looking the least bit upset.
You do your best to hide your delight.
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Halloween is just around the corner and Dieter swans into the house after his latest meeting with Diane. He looks run ragged. You wish you could have been there to see what she said, but of course you’re kept in the dark. The only thing Diane sends to you are bi-monthly checks. 
“She thinks now that Mia and I are officially over that I have to rehabilitate my entire image,” Dieter groans as he throws himself onto the couch next to you. “I need to start a charity and some other shit.”
“Is that really such a bad idea?” you muse looking up from your crossword puzzle. “Starting a charity could be a wonderful thing.”
“I wouldn’t even know where to start,” he gripes, slapping the pillow next to him aimlessly.
“You could fund amazing research,” you tell him, shaking your head at him overlooking this. “If I had your money I’d be setting up research into the cancer my dad died of. It’s way underfunded.”
Dieter says nothing, but he nods. You don’t know that he’s actually listening to you. You go back to your crossword puzzle.
“I gotta practice some lines,” Dieter sighs as if he has the worst job in the world. “You wanna help me with them?”
“Of course. Gotta earn my keep around here somewhere.”
“No you don’t,” Dieter says, pouting over at you. “You’re only job is to relax and make our baby.”
Our baby. You hate the tingle that goes through you at the words. Especially when it isn’t your baby at all. You’re a womb rental, that’s it.  You go quiet for a moment and Dieter looks momentarily down at his hands.
“Have you called your Mom lately?”
“No,” you frown. “Why?”
“I just know you miss her.”
"Yeah I guess," you whisper in a croaky voice. "Every fall we'd go to this Boo at the Zoo thing."
"Boo at the zoo?"
"Yeah in Oakland. You dress up and there's contests and you can see the animals and... My mom and I just liked going to see all the costumes and..." You trail off, overwhelmed by the memory. 
"We can go," Dieter insists, already bringing out his phone. "I'll get tickets-"
He pauses when he sees the cringing expression you wear. Realization hits him and he lowers his phone. 
"It's a you and your mom thing."
"Yeah." Your head drops forward when you nod. 
Dieter wants to give you everything. Wants to take away this pain. Wants to erase the lines between your eyebrows as you swallow your tears. But he can't do anything right now aside from supporting you. 
"How about we watch a scary movie?" Dieter suggests. "Make popcorn and all that shit?"
You give him a watery grin. "Yeah that sounds great."
Not even an hour later the popcorn rests half-eaten on the coffee table and you sit with your head on a decorative pillow in Dieters lap, half asleep. Dieters hand runs up and down your spine subconsciously as he loses himself in the film. 
"Dieter do you really think Rosemary's Baby was the best film to watch?"
"I heard good things." 
Your eyes keep drifting shut. Dieters couch is so comfortable and the feel of his fingertips running along your spine is so relaxing. 
"I can't believe how hard it is to stay awake," you murmur. "It's not even ten."
You shift your head on his lap, murmuring slightly when his fingers move to card through the hair at your temples. 
"Mmm, feels good."  
Dieter gazes down at you, thumb drifting over your cheek, pushing your hair behind your ear as he watches your eyelids flutter closed. Your light snores begin and he wants the moment to go on forever. 
I love you. 
The thought has been brewing in his mind for months. This unspeakable but oh so palpable feeling he carries with him. The one he swallows every time you smile at him over breakfast or snuggle up to him at night.
The movie ends a short while later. You're zonked out, snoring louder. Dieter bends over to kiss your temple. 
"Time for bed, baby."
"M'fine," you argue with a yawn. "I'll just sleep here."
He smiles as you groan when he slides out from underneath you, pulling you gently by the wrists to a standing position. 
"C'mon baby mama, we're going to bed."
You make a face, grunting in irritation. He wraps his arm around your back, helping you sleepily walk to the bedroom; his bedroom. Your eyes are still closed even as he pulls back the duvet and you snuggle underneath. 
He crawls in bedside you, watching as you slowly spin to face him, your hand going to your belly. 
"Thanks for the movie," you mutter. "S’good."
"Any time," he promises, pressing a kiss to your cheekbone.
You smile at the rasp of his beard against your face. He pulls back, head on his pillow just watching you. 
“Baby?”
Your eyes flutter open, pupils blowing wide when you see how near he is. “Yeah?”
He blinks rapidly, his eyes darting to your mouth and then back to your sleepy gaze. He moves forward slowly, inching there and waiting for you to pull back. You don’t. Instead your head tilts forward at the same time, your mouths meeting for a sweet and tentative kiss that has both your pulses skyrocketing.
His nose drags against yours as you break apart, nudging your face to the side and allowing him access to press sloppy kisses up the column of your neck. He nibbles and tastes along your pulse point as you whimper until his mouth captures yours in a searing kiss, the petal soft of his lower lip slotted beneath yours. You respond in kind, hand fisting his t-shirt, mouth taking everything that he’ll give you.
“So sweet,” he whispers, kissing you again, pushing your body into the mattress.
“Shouldn’t,” you murmur uselessly, even as you drag your tongue along his lower lip, wetting it.
"Please, baby," he groans against your lips, hands sliding up the bottom of your t-shirt to cup your heavy breasts. "Wanna make you feel good."
His hands move over the globes of your chest, his cock twitching as you moan at the sensation. He breaks away from your mouth only so that he can tilt back and marvel at how big your tits have gotten. You wear such oversized clothing he can rarely tell. But tonight they swell in his hands, heavy and full and fucking perfect. He slides your t-shirt up, seeing your breasts exposed for the first time. The sight is enough to make his knees buckle. 
"Fuck," Dieter groans, extending the u. "You look so good."
He pushes your t-shirt up higher, wanting to look at your chest more in the semi darkness. You allow it, raising your hands above your head, allowing him to peel the shirt from your body. You watch as he drinks in your naked upper half, dark eyes round and awed. 
He looks at the full of your breasts, the sensuous curves of your body, the swell of your abdomen. 
Mine. 
The thought is fleeting, way in the back of his caveman mind. That your body is his, full of his child. That his body is yours, meant to protect you. But it drives him forward, bracketing your torso with his forearms. He has to arch slightly, afraid of putting too much pressure on your stomach.
"I need to taste."
You let out a piercing gasp when his mouth latches to your left nipple, sucking it into his scorching mouth and flicking the nipple with his tongue. His hand worries your other nipple into a point, sending sweet jolts of pleasure through your core. 
"Fuck, yes Dieter!"
You can't even fight it. You don't want to. You just lay back, allowing his lips to trail between the valley of your breasts before he's doing the same with your other nipple, moaning deliciously when you're hands card through his hair, holding him in place. 
"Suck harder," you beg, feeling your hips starting to grind against his front. "Please!"
Dieter moans in response, his hips gyrating against yours as he obeys your husky order. You feel your nipples being alternatively sucked hard, liquid heat pooling between your legs. 
"Fuck... Fuck Dieter that's so good," you whimper, eyes slammed shut. "Don't stop!"
You feel him grinding his hard cock between your legs, the two of you fully dressed and yet writhing as if you were naked. All that's exposed is your tits, chilled when not covered by Dieter's needy mouth. 
But it's the sound he's making that has goose bumps breaking out over your body. This low, needy hum of carnal satisfaction that makes your toes curl and your legs quiver. Your thighs tighten around his hips, your clothed pussy desperate for the friction of his cock through his sweatpants. 
Fuck, you're going to come. 
The realization hits you just as your back begins arching up beautifully for him. And he must know because his fingers and mouth are still sucking and flicking at the same tempo. 
"Yeah baby," he groans between sucks, thrusting his hips against yours. "You come for me just like that."
An orgasm suddenly overtakes you, causing you to rut against him, crying his name as you come. It makes tears spring to your eyes as your body twitches, jerking from the almost painful pleasure that releases as you let out his name in a cracked whimper.
He kisses you, tasting the sound of his name on your lips as you rut against him, hands grabbing his shoulders for purchase. A moment passes where all you can hear is your own panting breaths. Dieter watches you lean lightly up on your elbows. 
"Did you-"
"-Yes."
"Just from-"
"-Yeah."
You feel strangely embarrassed at this truncated exchange. You've never come just from some guy playing with your tits before. It makes you feel over eager and insecure, cheeks flaming and eyes going around the room. But Dieter's eager voice cuts through your discomfort, his large palms cupping your breasts again. 
"Fuck, that was so hot, can we do it again?" 
Your gaze flicks back to Dieter. He's excited, grinning crookedly as he continues to knead your breasts lazily. 
"You think I could make you come even faster this time doing it?"
Insecurities fall from your shoulders like an unwanted jacket. You beam, laying back and sighing dreamily up at him. 
"Let's find out."
You wish you could say that your sexual excitement for Dieter waned after that, but if anything it just stoked the fires. With Mia out of the picture and Dieter looking at you with those sultry gazes it’s not long before you’re dreaming up more excuses to touch him.
A graze of your hand over his when he hands you a fork at dinner. Snuggling up a little tighter to him during movie nights. But he’s gotten busy so he’s more tired than usual. Reshoots are necessary for the film and he has a commercial shoot as well. He comes home late, tired and wanting nothing more than a shower and a sleep.
You still join him in his bed but it’s only so he can hold you tight, breathing in your shampoo as he drifts off. And honestly that’s fine with you because you’re coming to count on his warm arms around you, coming to rely on the way he calls you baby and runs his fingers down your spine.  
You love it.
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“I’m so done with this fucking costume,” Dieter seethes, tossing off the cloak as he walks into the house one evening. You glance up from your newspaper, about to say something when you feel yourself transfixed.
He’s wearing the regency outfit from the movie. He’s angry though, not even noticing as your breathing grows shallow and your cheeks get hot.
 “Didn’t even give me a chance to change before they’re striking the set. I had to get a car home looking like a fucking butler.”
He growls, looking up at you seated at the bar. Your drink from this afternoon remains untouched at your elbow and he feels irritation flare within him.
“You didn’t even drink the smoothie Petra made you,” he grunts, irritable. “You’re supposed to. It’s got all your nutrients.”
He tugs at the cravat around his neck in frustration at the world but you croak out his name, hand raised.
“No! Leave it.”
“Leave it?” Dieter says with a sharp laugh. “No fucking way. It’s-“
He’s about to say something more but you’ve come sauntering over to him, chest flushed and your eyes glassy. You gently press his back against the wall.
“Hand.”
He holds out his hand in confusion and watches you in awe as you take it, letting him help you to your knees on the cold, marble floor. And suddenly Dieter has an idea of what you’re doing, but he’s not quite sure.
When your hands gently rub up his thighs and come to stop at the waistband of his ornate pants you see the bulge of his hardening cock and you smile in satisfaction. 
"What’re you-“
"Let me," you murmur, eyes gazing up to his face. "Please?"
"You're asking me if you can suck my cock?" Dieter says it in breathless awe. "Are you serious?"
You are. You find you're so eager to give him the pleasure he so easily offers to you anytime you want it, especially when he’s dressed like something out of a Jane Austen novel.  Your very own rumpled Mister Darcy.
"Jesus," Dieter whimpers, watching you on your knees for him. In a million years he never thought he'd see this. You sitting there with your mouth parted, asking to suck him off. He goes to shrug off the jacket and tug off the cravat but your hand goes to still him. 
"No," you say gazing up the length of him. "Keep it all on. Please."
Dieter breaks into an oily grin as he realizes the reason for your sudden ardor. His mind travels back to that day on set.
I saw how you were looking at me earlier. This costume do it for you, baby mama? Should I bring it back with me later?
He widens his stance, unfastening his trousers and lowering them. You watch in anticipation as his cock is freed and you hold in a sigh at the sight of it. Large, thick and practically throbbing for you. It twitches when you drag your tongue along the slit.
"Spit," Dieter says huskily.
For some reason you’re taken back to the awards show where he spat his gum into the napkin. You could laugh at the role reversal. 
"C'mon baby," Dieter says gently when you hesitate. "Spit on my cock."
You don't know why but those words in his rasping baritone sends a new flood of arousal coursing through you. You tilt your head, mouth pursed. Dieter watches as your saliva drops onto the head of his cock. 
"Fuck yeah," Dieter growls, his hand coating himself in his pre come and your spit. "Wanna make sure it's nice and slick for you."
You moan, eyelids fluttering at the words. And without pausing you take the head into your mouth, never breaking the eye contact you hold with him. He gives a soft whimper in his throat at the sight of his glossy cock sliding into your mouth and throat.
“So good,” Dieter gasps, his hands on either side of him against the wall.
You grin around his cock, hollowing your cheeks and are rewarded with Dieter’s legs going rubbery. Something is missing though to make this fantasy perfect for you. You pull off of him, your hand going to stroke him as you speak.
“Say your lines.”
“Huh?”
“Say the lines,” you order breathlessly, giving little kitten licks to the head of his weeping cock. “The ones from the movie.”
Dieter looks fucked out as he gazes down at you.
“Why are you here?” you prompt before urging his cock back onto your tongue.
Dieter takes a moment but then he understands, grinning widely. You watch as before your eyes he transforms from Dieter into the rogue.
“You know why,” Dieter pants, thrust shallowly into your mouth.
He grins broadly when he sees your eyelids fluttering. You’re turned on out of your mind, looking up at his handsome face in his white lawnshirt and cravat. He’s so sexy, his hand coming to cup your cheek as you swallow his cock.
“I need you,” Dieter growls, eyes fixed on yours. “So much I can barely breathe.”
His thrusting is increasing, watching as you begin to squirm on the floor. You’re getting off to this and Dieter finds himself inching towards his orgasm at an alarming speed. Your eyes are rolling into the back of your head as you continue to suck him.
“You see what you do to me?”
Your panties are soaked and your head is bobbing along his length for what feels like a very brief time before he’s spilling down your throat, murmuring to himself how good you are for him, how sweet your mouth is.
He’s trembling, his cock twitching a moment as your eyes crack open to glance up the length of him. He’s staring down at you in what seems like awe. He pulls himself from your mouth, letting his cock hang heavily between his legs, slick with your saliva.
"Fuck that was hot," he tells you, pressing a full-lipped kiss to your mouth when he pulls you to a stand. "Your tongue is better than any drug."
You want to laugh at his version of sincerity but instead you just giggle, shaking your head. He grins and kisses you again before his voice turns stern.
"Now are you gonna drink your smoothie?"
Now you do laugh, a loud roaring thing that has Dieter smiling in confusion at you. 
"Are you really standing there trying to be authoritative with your pants around your ankles and dick hanging out, Bravo?"
Dieter gives a barking laugh at that before he tucks himself back into his boxer briefs and pulls up his crushed velvet pants. 
"Now that I know you prefer sausage in your mouth I'll remember that for your future meals." 
He's giggling and out of the kitchen before you can properly admonish him.
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[Personal Diary D. Bravo – 32 weeks]
Her smile
Her hair
The way she smiles when she reads
When she taps her pencil when she does crosswords
Her mouth. Her fucking mouth.
When her brow scrunches just as she’s about to come.
How smart she is.
How kind she is. Such a big heart.
Mom would have loved her too.
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“Jenga?”
You cry out with a laugh as Dieter brings the box over to the coffee table one rainy afternoon.
“You said you wanted to play a game, so I thought this would be a good one,” Dieter explains.
Magda and Petra are chatting in the kitchen over a cup of coffee that Dieter ordered in. Some fancy place with a fancy name you’ve never even heard of.  He calls them over, insisting that they join in the game.
With an employer like Dieter Bravo they’re never really sure what awaits them at work, but Jenga surely wasn’t it. They grin widely, both older women seated across from you and Dieter.
“Alright you played before?”
“Of course,” the women answer in unison, watching as Dieter puts the rectangular pieces of wood atop one another, creating a tower three by three. You watch with interest, trying to figure out your first move.
“So the first person to knock over the Jenga tower loses,” Dieter says despite everyone already knowing the game. “And the first person that loses needs to make dinner.”
“I always make dinner,” Petra says with a pout.
“Oh, right,” Dieter says scratching his beard thoughtfully. “Okay… first person out has to… go run in the rain for two minutes?”
“And I will have to mop up?” Magda says flatly. You know she’s irritable because she hasn’t had her customary cigarette thanks to the rain.
“Oh shit,” Dieter nods, looking thoughtful.
“How about we just play?” You say rolling your eyes. “Winners get bragging rights.”
It turns out Petra and Magda are very competitive players. They don’t smile or chat between rounds, they just focus on the bleached wood rectangles before them. You and Dieter exchange looks of amusement when they swear in another language under their breath.
“There,” Petra says, breathing a sigh of relief when she manages to pull a wood piece without sending the tower flying. She glances up at you. “Your turn.”
You nod, taking a deep breath and smiling nervously. Dieter brings up his phone surrepticoously recording you. You’re all focus, your eyes narrowed as you pull the center piece slowly with your pinched fingers.
Dieter forgets that the sound is on with his phone and when he snaps a photo it makes an obnoxious clicking noise, distracting you into knocking the entire tower down. Dieter takes a series of snapshots despite this, chuckling at your horrified and then amused expression.
“Guess I lose,” you say with a giggle, pushing at the wood blocks.
 “Such a good sport,” Petra says with affection. 
“Especially since Dieter is cheat,” Magda offers. Dieter fakes being horrified as the group of you laugh. You start to put the pieces away, gently batting Magda’s hand away when she tries to help you.
“You do enough around here,” you tell her firmly. “Let me clean up.”
“Your mother raised you well,” Magda says, giving the crown of your head a kiss before she and Petra move back into the kitchen.
“Thanks Mags,” you say gently, not wanting to ruin the moment.
But all it does is remind you of your own mother who isn’t here, the mother who disowned you. The mother who hasn’t attempted to call you once since this whole ordeal. 
Dieter watches all of this, his dark eyes calculating.
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32 weeks
Craving
sexsexsex
Anything Taco Bell has on their menu
Missing
My mom
Baby is size of napa cabbage.
 [11:03am] MOM: I told you I have no interest in your money. 
The text comes through when you’re lounging in bed one morning, feeling tired from your third trimester hormones and the vomiting you thought you’d left behind in the first trimester.
You slowly sit up in bed looking at your phone in confusion. You re-read the message trying to understand what she’s talking about.
[11:22am] ????
[11:23am] I got a call from the bank not long ago. My mortgage has magically been paid off? 
You pull on a robe, your eyes widening. You’re confused and you need to speak with Dieter. You search the entire house, calling out for him.
Magda and Petra are nowhere to be found at the moment and so you continue to scream out for him, texting his phone only to see that he’s left it behind on the kitchen counter.
Dieter is gone.
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oh ym god im fine but my friends said i cpuld present my dnd idea today and i got so fucking nervous just thinking about it that i almost passedout in yhe library making a powerpoint
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