#perfect bros

[batarangsoundsdumb]

jason todd, the kind of man to get locked out of editing his own wikipedia page.

#yeah chief. thats it. the perfect post to make so people will boop me this april fools #lmao no its so true thooo #he keeps sourcing it like 'trust me bro' and gets rejected #jason todd #dc #red hood

[caffeinatedopossum]

For all my fellow ADHD and soft voice-havers when we get interrupted/can't say anything constantly

#bro having conversations is so hard #i swear my voice is literally at the perfect frequency to make it barely audible to anyone without superhuman hearing or smthn #the amount of times no one hears what im trying to say #so i cant interrupt because im not loud enough and i also cant TALK OVER people because overlapping words is #like the perfect recipe for a sensory overload/autistic shutdown

[meowcatmutie]

the only good option.

based on this post, obviously, except dirkified

(dirkified = best adjective)

#homestuck #dirk strider #ult dirk #ultimate dirk #bro strider #lil hal #auto responder #brobot #lil seb #my art #the ''can you not call us that'' part of the original post was initially not going to be included here #but then i was like #obviously ult dirk wouldnt be able to get through this interaction without opening his mouth #so perfect opportunity there #1k

[theaestheticmodels]

#christian hogue #hot #stud #perfect male body #muscle stud #hot abs #shirtless #hunk #2(x)ist #male model #muscles #gym bro #fitness #perfect abs #male pecs #pecs #biceps #armpits #scruff #handsome #model

[ministarfruit]

day 20: chose violence ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #danganronpa #kirumugi #shirotojo #tsumugi shirogane #kirumi tojo #salak: toujou kirumi #canistel: shirogane tsumugi #toxic yuri arc idfk #bros that execution still gives me the creeps #you can hear her scream. like. bro #anyway what if you made the perfect soulless servant out of a real person #and then tormented then disposed of her like a doll. and you were both girls

[hillhomed]

memosepia ED II reanimated 

#mob psycho 100 #mp100 #who do i even tag bro #shigeo kageyama #been meaning to redraw that ed for a while and now seemed like the perfect time to wrap it up

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Bare skin, bare feelings.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #lan wangji #wei wuxian #blood #Imagine coming off as homophobic to your crush so bad he weaponizes a strip tease against you. #LWJ is just having a storm of bad emotions. His tummy hurt real bad and he was just trying to be brave about it! #WWX is just trying to be a good bro and heal his friendcrush. It worked but not for the reasons he thinks it did. #LWJ's shyness is also hilarious here considering they have bathed together before. Literally nothing there he hasn't seen before. #Granted it was a few years back and before he was left to stew in his feelings. #LWJ is more focused on his pride than being responsible and reasonable (getting is wounds treated). #His arc really is about accepting that he can't be perfect. That there is importance in being honest and vulnerable. #The tragedy is that he realizes this way too late. #Pride is the worst sin because it destroys your ability to protect anything other than the smallest crown in the world. #When everyone is gone and you are left alone - was it worth it to feel safe and protected from showing your flaws? #Control over oneself is in conflict with connection to others. You cannot pick both. #Hanguang-jun appears to us as a 'perfect guy' but the truth is that he is the version of LWJ who is done with *needing* that validation. #And this time - He can properly reach out to those he wants to be close with.

[chloecherrysip]

do you ever just CRY

a LOT more of you-know-what under the cut

I told ya, see!? As long as we're together, everything is gonna be okay!

#mario movie #mario movie spoilers #super mario bros movie #super mario bros movie spoiler #cherrysip edits #your honor i have only ever loved two men and they drove me to do it #(i only have this scene and i cropped it for better quality and it was WORTH IT) #gonna do a separate post where i break down every little detail i love about this but just know that it is perfect!!!!!!

[intermundia]

more peak tier anakin behavior (and also an unfathomably incredible choice by stover to include) is anakin not noticing that palpatine was trying to imply obi-wan was fucking his wife, because he assumed that if obi-wan WAS fucking a senator, it would be a man, and it's enough to rouse him from his exhausted, annoyed haze into sitting up, because they need to go find this man Right Now. brilliant. iconic. 10/10 content and prose. god bless this book

#anakin: bro obi-wan's fully into men.. i know he is.. for reasons.. is it bail? i bet it's bail.. fucking bail.... #anakin skywalker #i love him sm #obikin #this was today's page of the day in the server #and like #perfect after seeing hayden in ahsoka #looking like my fav anakin #RotS anakin #bc of shit like this lol #rots novelization my beloved #sw

[lotus-pear]

whatever happens, please don’t break

#god not a fucking DAY goes by where i don’t think of that one interview and this quote #does anybody have it word for word? please? i’ll pay you #literally every single time i think about how kunikida as w character was MADE for dazai. specifically to share his suffering #i actually sob into my hands because that means they were both destined for tragedy together and the long dark road they will walk #will at least not be lonely. because they have each other. they are each other’s light in the darkness. #DO YOU UNDERSTAND #bro the fact that kunikida is painfully aware of the imperfection of the world and how he still continues to fight for his ideals #paralleling dazai who finds humanity beautiful but cannot become attached bc he feels alienated from emotion #THE WAY THEY COULD HELP EACH OTHER????? SICK SICK SICK I AM SICK #i love kunikidazai sm i wish more ppl could see the potential #but some of you aren’t ready for the sheer perfection of their dynamic #also i’ve noticed that i am only capable of drawing dazai properly when it’s with kunikida what’s up with that 💀 #and sorreyy i know their height difference isn’t THAT big but i didn’t realize until i was halfway into the coloring 😔💔 #osamu dazai #dazai osamu #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #kunizai #lotus draws

[anatomyofjamesyates]

#james yates #blonde #shirtless #hunk #hot #stud #perfect male body #work out #gym bro #muscles stud #sweaty #thirsty #water #drink water #muscles #biceps #hot abs #male pecs #handsome #boyfriend #perfect abs #washboard abs #workout #happy trail #v line #treasure trail #yatesy17 #beard #scruff #scruffy

[legobiwan]

Apropos of nothing, here's my personal headcanon in regards to Mario and Luigi's surname.

Now, it's been generally announced and accepted that the brothers' last name is "Mario," shackling them with the somewhat awkward full names of "Mario Mario" and "Luigi Mario." My take on this is that the family's original last name was "Marianetti" (likely coming from the more common "Marinetti"). This name was changed to "Marionetti" when the boys' grandmother came over from Italy. (A common occurrence in record keeping at immigration at the time. Someone probably had bad handwriting and smudged a pencil stroke somewhere. It happened in my family for sure).

In Brooklyn, their father went by the last name "Marionetti," which ended up shortened to just "Mario," as oftentimes he would be addressed by his surname only. (Think, "Hey, Mario! Get over here!" as opposed to "Hey, Marionetti! Get over here!")

So, the boys are born and get their names. (Their father's middle name was Mario, and so our Mario, being the oldest, inherits his father's middle name as his first name. Luigi's name maybe comes from the middle name of some uncle who is long out of the picture).

So we have "Mario Marionetti" and "Luigi Marionetti." Which, their surname being a mouthful, gets shortened to "Mario" more often than not, just like their father. And thus we end up with "Mario Mario" and "Luigi Mario," culminating in the "Mario Brothers."

#hello there #this is based on zero science and mostly a way for me to explain the weird last name thing #i also came up with middle names for the boys based wholly on how i feel they sound and look written down #mario's middle name would be alphonso and luigi's would be giovanni #but i just looked up the meaning of the names and they're PERFECT for the boys #alphonso being “noble and ready to battle” #and giovanni being “gift from god” which would fit with luigi being the second younger twin #also if these definitions are off forgive me and google hahahaha #but the bros don't use those middle names in real life except to annoy each and embarrass each other #anyway enjoy that little tidbit while i go back to work

[mysuperiors]

Drunk and passed out equals consent to them.

#male perfection #alpha jock #muscle god #handsome #frat bro #frat boy #stud bro #men are superior #straight men #straight superiority

[lucasfrostgifs]

#lucas frost #hunk #stud #hot #boyfriend #happy trail #perfect abs #gym bro #hot abs #shirtless #armpits #hot pits #biceps #hot guy #muscle stud #male pecs #beard #scruff #perfect male body

[theaestheticmodels]

#lucas frost #hot #stud #perfect abs #shirtless #happy trail #muscles #pecs #hunk #v line #treasure trail #cute guy #boys #hot guy #gif #gifs #hot abs #washboard abs #muscle stud #gym bro #beard #brown eyes

[suja-janee]

Bireena request: 2/5 (request from anonymous)

Uhh slight boobie warning under the cut vvv

The titan versions get along a little TOO well hehehehehehehhehehe

#sus tag #bireena #bi han x sareena #sareena x bi han #bi Han #sareena #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #titan bi han #sub zero #mortal kombat mythologies #so yeah I don’t think bi Han can sing really #big bro needs some cough drops first #I’ve heard someone ai generate him singing and it almost cause me permanent damage 💀 #I don’t think he can dance either since he seems to be more focused on physical strength than gymnastics unlike Kuai Liang #but I think titan bi Han is nice enough that he’d make an attempt for Sareena #he’s just built different #a good guy..l well I mean not perfect I’m sure his kill count is just as bad as regular bi Han #but I think he took steps to ensure he’d be a better person #headcanon- Sareena is dead in his universe along with many of his loved ones so he has survivors guilt #which led him to becoming a better person #basically living his life they way he thought they’d want him to #for Sareena.. bi Han is dead in her universe so seeing this one nearly broke her heart again but she saw the significant improvement #she probably became the way she is because she got sick of people losing themselves to temptation on evil #so she’s probably got the same motives as Ashrah #also she’s got a daughter from her bi Han before he died #so it came as a shock when titan bi Han met the lil one #BUT ANY WAY THIS IS ALL NONSENSE #imma stop rambling for now #my art