#perfect delivery

[thedramaticduke]

Disney: Yeah, sorryy, we don't know how to make villains without queercoding them and people didn't like the twist-villains, so we stopped making them alltogether :( I hope you like 3593 intergenerational family-traumas!

Dreamworks, while creating not one, not two, but three amazing villains: Pathetic

#puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #dreamworks #animation #shrek #disney #honestly #everyone talks already about wolf and yeah hes amazing #but Goldie Locks and her family were so cute and adorable #the whole theme with just right? #it killed me #and Big Jack Horner was just a dick #and he doesnt only know this he owns it #'it's adorable how you think that would work Don't you know I'm dead inside?' #perfect delivery #we need more old school villains #(and yeah i like family stories and encantos story about family trauma was good #but like... Strange World would have been so much better if it had a villain #none of that misunderstanding-bullshit #it would have been so easy too the president was right there #but alas)

[centermidjamietartt]

“I’m tryin to build bridges here!” / “You couldn’t fucking build Jeff Bridges” is the funniest set of lines in the entire series I think about it at least once a day

#it’s so stupid #perfect delivery #ted lasso #jamie tartt #roy kent

[restlesschilled]

Alex’s “Fuck off” will never not be funny

#tma martin #martin blackwood #magnuspod #TMA #tma season four #the magnus archives #perfect delivery #alexander j newall #mag 154 #bloody Mary #mary keay

[columboscreens]

#columbo #season 10 #a bird in the hand #ma'am did you notice anything unusual about fernando after he turned on the ignition. #yes lieutenant. i notice that he is soot now #first time i watched this i had to pause bc i lold at this #perfect delivery

[service4cops]

He’s not always armed, but he’s always loaded, which is fine by me. I always let him discharge his weapon and empty his chamber after a long day. He has exceptional control, perfect aim, and amazing delivery. He’s been trained well, we both have. 

#Armed Police #Armed and Dangerous #fully loaded #swat #needs to shoot #needs to release #discharged his weapon #emptied his chamber #exceptional control #point and shoot #shot on target #shot in my mouth #reloaded and refired #perfect delivery

[mzjosef]

Send this to your crush.

#jerma #perfect delivery

[oh-three]

"That guy looks like a broccoli."

- Hank Pym

#never getting over this line lol #perfect delivery #antman 3 spoilers #quantumania spoilers #mcu

[weektoweekpoetry]

#pennyworth #witchblr #perfect delivery

[fuckyouozai]

“Did Jet just……die?” is SO!! Fucking funny

#perfect delivery #2024 rewatch

[bucky-bucky-bucky-bucky]

This actually makes me laugh every time

#supernatural #his DELIVERY! it’s perfect #supernatural fans #supernatural rewatch #spn #spn family #supernatural fandom #spn fandom #spn rewatch #cas #Castiel #misha collins

[evie-carnahan]

#marveledit #whatifedit #marvel #what if #peggy carter #captain carter #loki laufeyson #my gifs #tom's line delivery here was perfect hahaha

[stevenrogered]

[in Elven] Turn back now, or die in that field, ugly human.

#the witcher #thewitcheredit #jaskier #jaskieredit #the witcher spoilers #thcrin #tuserkaz #witcheredit #witcherdaily #the witcher netflix #joey batey #joeybateyedit #this delivery was perfection #mystuff #1k

[inkly-heart]

#wanted to try draw these 3 in Fear and Hunger style #it's not perfect but it was fun to try it #br<3ken colors #fear and hunger #oc #damon #dg #delivery guy #rasmus #humanized #doodle #my art

[sophsun1]

Interview With The Vampire – 1.07: The Thing Lay Still

#interview with the vampire #cinematv #filmtvcentral #userthing #smallscreensource #tvarchive #mediagifs #loustat #cinemapix #chewieblog #dailyflicks #userstream #sam's delivery here is just perfect and always cracks me up

[chittychittyyangyang]

#rwby #rwby9 #weiss schnee #ccyy edit #weiss #kara's delivery here was so perfect #1k

[vaguely-concerned]

imagine being varun tho. your little sister calls you in the middle of the night, crying hysterically and asking for you to come pick her up, and when you scramble to go get her, more terrified than you've ever been in your entire planet ghost life, she just rolls her eyes and tells you that you overreacted and you're being so embarrassing oh my god varun all my friends are here and they're going to think you're like weird!!!!... I think I would be a little miffed too honestly

#justice for varun the eater tbh #the locked tomb #the locked tomb spoilers #nona the ninth #nona the ninth spoilers #nona spoilers #ntn spoilers #moira quirk's delivery on 'you said you wouldn't do anything *weird*!!!!!' was sheer utter perfection #yup that's a teen girl talking to a totally embarrassing relative lol