#petit hamster

[abooknerdfrommiddleearth]

I'm gonna be on the edge of my seat for the rest of the season because I don't wanna be taken by surprise should that freaking hamster randomly show up again

#petition to let the hamster kill homelander #imgaine how funny that would be #the boys #the boys season 3 #the boys season 3 spoilers #the boys spoilers

[steelycunt]

they should invent a whatsapp which only my mum is allowed to use

#unprovoked hamster gif i know it took her ten minutes to find…he’s a petit filous… #(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again

[sainamoonshine]

There are a lot of self-care things that I have a love-hate relationship with. For exemple, squirting salted water up my nose when I have a stuffy nose due to a cold / flu / allergies (which if you know me, then you know that allergies are 80% of my life)

It works so well! I do it very often! But I hate it I hate it I hate it

#yeah I have a stuffy nose rn #just unclogged it with the salty water thing #love breathing but good lord #at what price #what a disgusting and annoying process #making Gollum noises in the bathroom #Gargarize mon petit hamster #as my husband would say

[katsuhiras]

RETURN OF THE KING! Glad you’re alright. It’s been a hot minute. Hope you had a happy and safe holiday season.

thank you! unfortunately I must report I did manage to get injured enough that nearly halfway into January I'm still dealing with it. But for good news I did catch Cinderace in the recent tera raid event for S/V and named it Rosie

#petition to trap myself inside one of those giant plastic running balls that are squishy. like a hamster ball but human sized #do you know what im talking about #psa though dont actually put a hamster in one #asks

[riphobisbraces]

The Lucky Seven | BTS ot7 x reader

Hybrid/Royal AU

~ chapter 3 + lore ~

[word count: 3650+]

❀ genre: dark royal core, hybrid au, royalty au, hybrids/knights!ot7 x human/ princess!reader, afab (she/her) reader, polyamory (mostly ot7 × reader), strangers to lovers, daddy dom, smut and sexual sometimes. tiny bits of horror

❀ warnings: smut, swearing, murder, death (not the reader or ot7 though, l'm not evil), mentions of inbreeding (not between reader or ot7) some unsettling horror depictions, it won't be every chapter though or the whole story, just little bits here and there. (I'm willing to re write chapters for you to read if you can't do horror but still wanna follow along, just ask! 🖤 )

——— summary ———

In a world of hybrids and humans, following each other closely to extinction, you are one of the last full humans, Princess y/l/n of the emerald nation. humans are essential for the survival of hybrids so why are assailants hunting you and your family down? because of this, the court has decided it’d be best for you to be guarded at all times by the nations strongest knights, you’ve only ever heard of them but have never seen their faces. What will happen once you come face to face with the infamous “lucky seven”?

[ chapter 3 + lore ]

You swallowed loudly, Namjoon’s words ringing through your head. Stood before you were seven knights, as attractive as they were intimidating. They were clad in dark iron armour, long swords strapped to their sides.

“Princess, I introduce to you, the lucky seven.” Your father promptly stated, therefore queuing the men to kneel before you. “Your highness” they all spoke in unison whilst looking down in respect. This made your heart slightly jump at the sudden submission from the domineering looking men.

Standing up, the men turned their sight to your father as he continued “the lucky seven are our nation's most powerful and capable knights. They are of full hybrid, all seven being a pack.” Taking in your father's words, their pack name finally rang a bell. You’ve heard of them before. You’ve heard from whispers of servants that the pack is strong enough to take out dozens of assailants at once.

You had no idea that the two men that had saved you the night before were part of the infamous pack. With Namjoon’s kind and gentle smile you could have never imagined that he was apart of such a daunting pack. “Now. These men are to guard you in and out the palace at all times. You are required to have at least three knights by your side in the palace, all seven if you wish you leave the palace.” Your father ordered.

“Sir Kim Seokjin” he called. The man from the far left stepping forward, “My lord” he replied. “This here, is Sir Kim Seokjin, the pack’s oldest. He is a hamster hybrid.” your father declared gesturing to the man.

A hamster? He was tall and had broad shoulders, contrasting a small waist. You would’ve never guess that the tall and muscular looking man was a hamster hybrid. He was staring forward, head held up high.

Examining his face, you took note of his lips immediately. They were strikingly plump and glossy. Making your way up his face, his eyes were the colour of chocolate, the same as his hair. You found yourself in awe of the man’s attractiveness, you’ve never seen anyone so radiant, other than the two hybrids you had just met last night of course.

Without warning, the man’s glance turned from your father to you. Startled, you glanced away, embarrassed. Looking down, you closed your hands together and started to fidget with your thumbs. The man smiled at this. ‘how cute’ he thought to himself before turning his glance to your father once again.

“Sir Min Yoongi” your father called, saving you from your embarrassment. “My lord” answered the man, stepping forward. You looked back up to see the knight.

This man was shorter than the others, almost petite, with long black hair swept over the top of his head. He was just as ravishing as the hybrid before him, feline-like eyes and a downturned mouth. His jawline was less sharp than the others, giving him a soft look.

“Sir Min Yoongi here, is the second oldest of the pack. He is a cat-hybrid” your father spoke. ‘Of course’ you thought to yourself, even in his human forum he resembles a feline. You nodded to your father to continue.

“and I’m sure you’ve already been acquainted with Sir Kim Namjoon and Sir Jung Hoseok.” the two stepped forward, “my lord” they replied in unison before both turned their sights to you, making you unconsciously clear your throat. “Sir Kim Namjoon is the third oldest of the seven, a wolf hybrid as you may already be aware of. He is the pack’s leader.” stated your father, looking to Namjoon causing the knight to smile proudly, dimples displayed while straightening his posture somehow even more so.

Your fathers eyes then moved to whom you knew as Hobi. “And Sir Jung Hoseok is the pack’s fourth oldest. A dog-hybrid, specifically of the golden retriever species” your father gestured to the man. So he’s a golden retriever? You can’t help but smile at the thought, it suits him. His smile was wide and bright, truly like a golden retriever.

“And now I want to introduce the pack’s three youngest” decreed your father, resulting in the last of the three to step forward “my lord” they replied in unison, just like Hobi and Namjoon did. “Starting from the left, this is Sir Park Jimin, the third youngest. His hybrid animal is also a feline like Sir Min Yoongi” you turned your sight to aforementioned the man.

‘Woah’ you thought to yourself. He was a pretty man, face adorned with plump and pillowy lips like the hamster hybrid before him. His eyes were feline-like, almost seductive. The man was smaller than the others, a slim waist also like the hamster hybrid’s but you could tell that he had a strong figure.

“The middle knight is Sir Kim Taehyung, second youngest and a lion hybrid” your father motioned to the knight. This knight was equally as attractive as the rest of his pack, having an alluring look. The man having thick brows, making him look serious.

Upon further examination, you took note of his facial moles, one being above his lip and another on top of his nose. He also had both a monolid and a double lid. The knight had a structured face paired with a sculpted body, much like his other pack mates, only difference being his hands, as they were a bit larger than the others.

“And last but certainly not least, the pack’s youngest, Sir Jeon Jungkook, a bunny hybrid.” spoke your father. The last and youngest knight was ironically the second tallest of his pack. You could see that he was also most likely the most buff, coming to a close tie with Namjoon.

Contrasting his bulky frame, was an innocent appearing face. His eyes were wide, doe like, accompanied by lips with a sharp cupids bow. The combination was very charming. Enticed by the man before you, you also took notice of a little scar across his left cheek.

Your father cleared his throat, taking you out of your mesmerization “you are dismissed until dinner” he declared. You curtsied your father before turning to walk out the room. Followed behind you were multiple steps pattered against the floor, causing you to turn around, the steps to coming to a halt.

Behind you, stood the seven knights ready to escort you. “Oh, you meant starting now?” your voice rang through the courtroom.

-

The sounds of numerous footsteps clacked against the marble floor behind you as you made your way through the corridor back to your chamber. You couldn’t help but feel uneasy with the amount of eyes you felt on your back. The men were in a line, taking up the whole hallway while following closely behind you.

Each step you took, felt calculated, as if you would trip from the burning stares. You decide to stop, the footsteps behind you also stopping, mirroring yours. Acknowledging this, you started walking once again, footsteps following suit.

You stopped one more time, the steps halting once more. This is when you turned to face the men “can you guys at least walk beside or in front of me, you’re all making me very nervous.” you stated whilst rubbing your wrist. You were used of a servant or two following you around from time to time but certainly not 7 very attractive men.

“Why are you nervous? We’re your guards, we are supposed to protect you after all.” The knight named Jin spoke with a sly manner while moving to stand in front of you. The man bent down to match his height with yours, cocking his head with a smile. This made your stomach do all sorts of flips.

Startled, you took a step back and swallowed dryly. You weren’t used to such close eye contact, especially with a man who wasn’t your servant. You could feel the sweat beads quickly forming behind your neck when Namjoon stepped forward, wrapping his hand around Jin’s shoulder.

“Alright hyung, be mindful of the princess. Remember, she’s never been around anyone other than her parents and servants until the night before..” the wolf hybrid reminded the hamster hybrid. Jin clicked his tongue against his teeth “I guess you’re right…” he reluctantly admitted. “so? can you guys please walk in front of me….” you spoke quietly, causing the men to turn their attention back to you.

They could all feel their hearts warm at your timidness. Hoseok abruptly spoke up, stepping forward “Namjoon and I will walk beside you, the rest will walk behind you” he happily volunteered, much to the other hybrids chagrin. They wanted you walk beside you.

“okay.. thank you..” you breathed out. Namjoon and Hoseok walked up to your sides, the wolf-hybrid taking your left and the golden retriever-hybrid your right. The rest of the knights lined up behind you.

“better?” Asked Namjoon looking down at you. You looked up the at the wolf-hybrid, feeling a bit more comfortable than you did before. “Yes.” You replied and with that, you continued making your way to your room, the hybrid knights by your side and behind, following closely along.

-

As you finally made it to the oh so familiar tall white doors of your chamber, you couldn’t help but notice the gasps and whispers that came from your servants and maids as you were walking through the palace. Usually you’re kindly greeted and approached in the palace by your servants but with the intimidating looking pack that followed you, they all seemed to scatter away. It was as if they were avoiding you or more accurately, the pack.

This saddened you a bit as you already don’t have any friends. As pathetic as it may sound, your servants were the closest things you had to friends. Sighing, you were about to open your doors when you were cut off by a pair large arms.

“Please, allow us. Wait here.” Contended Hoseok. He turned the knobs, opening the doors as he and Namjoon stepped inside while the others waited outside with you. After the two deemed the room safe, they called out to their fellow pack members.

“it’s clear” signalling for you and the rest to walk in. ‘Is it going to be like this every single time I walk into a room?’ you questioned to yourself.

-

The sound of your clock filled the silent room, with the occasional turn of a book page from Namjoon who was reading by the seat near your windowsill. You were sitting in front of your vanity, braiding your hair while the men were scattered across your room. When your father said they were to be by your side at all times, you didn’t think he meant it literally.

Swinging your head back and groaning in frustration, you started to mentally berate yourself. If you hadn’t snuck out, you wouldn’t be in this predicament. 'You should’ve just stayed home' you thought to yourself.

Suddenly a light bulb went off in your head. Would the attack even still have happened if you weren’t there? How did the assailants even know that you were the princess? Was it the same way Hoseok did? Did they know you would be there that night? And if so, how?

Millions of questions ran rapid through your head. Your head started to feel heavy and sore. With sudden pangs of pain shooting through your mind, you decide to put your head down on your vanity, arms wrapped around underneath for cushion.

You shut your eyes and tried to do the same with your mind. You inhaled through your nose deeply before exhaling slowly through your mouth, as though if you controlled your breathing, your mind would soon follow suit. Much to your surprise, it did. Your mind slowly started to go blank, instead, focusing on the ticking of your room’s clock.

tick..tock..tick..tock..tick..tock.. you find yourself start to yawn as your body began to sunk even more into your vanity, relaxation running through your body. With the recent events that had transpired, you would think you wouldn’t be able to get a blink of sleep out of fear or paranoia.

Instead you felt safe. Knowing deep down, it is because of the hybrids that currently reside in your room. The ticking of your clock is getting quieter and quieter, before you succumb to your inevitable slumber.

-

It doesn’t take very long before the youngest hybrid notices that you had fallen asleep. Cautiously, he began walking towards your sleeping figure on the chair. You were facing down on your vanity table, head wrapped around with your arms.

Unexpectedly, you moved your arm to scratch your head, placing it back down away from your face. Jungkook slowly bent down and moved toward you to examine your face. Upon closer inspection, the hybrid noticed a little bit of drool on the corner of your mouth. This made him chuckle in endearment.

Slowly backing up, he cleared his throat “Guys? I think the princess has fallen asleep” he whispered with a smile. Quickly, the men turned from whatever they were doing and fixed their sights upon you. Their faces softening as they took in the sight before them.

Your hair was half braided, baby hairs sticking to your forehead from sweat. Mouth slightly parted as you breathed in and out. “She looks so… peaceful.” Jimin spoke. “You’re right” Taehyung agreed.

They all continued to stare at you in silence whilst you slept, only the clock ticking and your soft breaths filling the silent room. What after seemed like an eternity, Namjoon finally spoke up. “We should get the princess into her bed.” The men uttered courses of agreement before Jungkook quickly offered “I’ll do it!” while standing up.

Everyone nodded and made their ways back to their spots, secretly a bit jealous that they didn’t think of Jungkook’s offer first. Quietly, the youngest made his way to your sleeping body, carefully picking you up out of your seat as to not wake you. Lifting you up, he laid your head on his shoulder, causing you to unconsciously wrap your arms around his neck, the action warming his heart.

He then wrapped your legs around his waist one by one. Cautiously, he started walking, making his way to your bed careful not to drop you. Slowly, he began to put you down on your bed but much to his surprise, you wouldn’t let go, your legs and arms still wrapped around his body.

“Um, Hyungs….” Jungkook quietly spoke. The rest of the pack turned their attention to their youngest, eyes widening at the sight. Jungkook wasn’t even holding onto you, yet, you were wrapped around him like a spider monkey.

“She won’t let me go…” Jungkook continued. The sight made them envy the youngest. Jin stood up “are you sure? try leaning down on the bed” ordered the hamster hybrid. Jungkook nodded and did what he was told.

You were still holding on tight but now you were whining. Your whines tugged at the men’s heart strings. “shit…” Namjoon said, holding his chin while thinking. “Well… just let her sleep on you.”

Jungkook’s heart raced. He swallowed dryly “ar-are you sure?” asked the youngest. “yes, I’m sure” affirmed the leader. Namjoon couldn’t lie, he was envious of the youngest but your safety and well being came first, that included your sleep. So alas, he would just have to deal with his jealousy.

Slightly shaking, Jungkook softly sat down on the bed before putting his legs up and laying down on his back with you still wrapped on him. ‘The princess of the emerald nation is wrapped around me’ he thought. Looking straight up to the ceiling, he was nervous.

He didn’t want to make any wrong move so he just laid there, stiff, not even breathing. Suddenly you yawned and your grip on him became even tighter. This turned his gaze to you. You looked so comfortable. This subconsciously made him follow suit, his body relaxing at the sight and finally breathing.

Once he inhaled, he caught your scent. You smelt of vanilla and shea butter, causing him to decompress even more. He looked over your face and noticed your baby hairs, still stuck to your forehead. Slowly, he raised his hand toward your head, lightly moving them to the side. This made you sigh in content, the sound making the hybrid’s cheeks heat up.

'You were really cute' he thought to himself. The hybrid laid his head back down, closing his eyes. Your scent, the sound of your breaths and the weight of your body, all combining together to create a deadly melatonin for the bunny-hybrid. He soon followed suit you, falling into a slumber.

-

Night time quickly fell. The hybrids stared at Jungkook and you, begrudgingly. You were for sure going to be scented by the bunny hybrid by the time you woke up, and they all each wanted to be the first one to do so. You looked like a little pup compared to Jungkook’s large frame.

Although envious, they enjoyed the sight in front of them, their pack mate and their princess looking so comfy sleeping together. A knock brought them to their senses followed by a door creak. “Your highness?” spoke a servant.

They all immediately shushed the servant, startling him and almost causing him to jump. Looking around, he noticed that they were all sat around your bed, you still being wrapped around Jungkook. The servant nervously cleared his throat “apologies but uhhh, is princess y/l/n going to make it to dinner?” He questioned in a hushed voice.

“I don’t think so” answered Jin while turning to look at your sleeping figure on Jungkook, in a complete dead sleep. “okay well just so you’re aware, only three of you need to be here over-night so if the four of you wanna go back to your den then you ca-“ “no.” Namjoon abruptly cut the servant off. “we’re okay here.” The wolf hybrid affirmed, looking back to you.

“thank you, that will be all” finished the leader, turning back to give the servant a courteous, but fake, smile. “oh okay. I’ll be off then.” replied the servant before he made his exit, the sound of the doors shutting gently behind him. “So how are we gonna do this?” Asked Hobi.

“I guess the two of us can try and fit on the bed with Jungkook and y/n while the others can sleep on the floor” answered Namjoon. Jimin immediately stood up “I am not sleeping on the floor” making his way to the bed, laying down beside jungkook and you.

Jimin stretched his arms and yawned. “So who’s sleeping with us? There’s one more spot” questioned the feline. Suddenly a body jumped onto the edge of the bed, causing it to slightly shake. The pack members angrily shushed in unison. “sorry, I couldn’t help it” Hobi smiled, making himself comfortable on the bed. Namjoon sighed “I guess it’s you guys and I on the floor tonight, huh?” he concluded to Jin, Yoongi and Taehyung, nudging the youngest one.

“aishhhh.” Yoongi exclaimed while throwing his head back. “alright whatever” the lion-hybrid defeatedly said throwing his hands up before he started to make his way to what he assumed was your closet, looking for any sort of extra blankets. Taehyung wanted to sleep with you but he guesses that his three pack members will do for tonight.

-

-

[ LORE ]

Hybrids:

Hybrids are a humanoid species who can shape shift. They require the blood of humans in order to survive. Without it, they can lose the ability to shape shift back into humans. If hybrids stay in their animal form for too long, they can lose their humanity and minds before ultimately, dying as a rabid animals. Not all animals in this world are rabid, just hybrids who lose their humanity. This becomes a problem as humans become more scarce and classism rises in the nations. Needing twice as much as blood from a half human then you would a full human. Poor or small hybrid villages are often overlooked, deemed unfit for survival.

Humans:

Humans. What can we say about humans.. except everything. They are seen as gods, saviours, supreme beings and everything in between. Their yearly blood sacrifices that nourished their hybrid minds and bodies were seen as the most noble act. For this, they were and are forever in their debts. Human blood wasn’t seen as something to have to regulate or worry about since there were so many humans. Before the disaster that is. There was a huge unknown catastrophe hundreds of years ago that wiped out only and nearly all humans. Since then, humans and their blood have been regulated, only the richest villages in the nations being sub-stained while others, perished, turning into rabid animals forever before finally succumbing and dying. The fall of a hybrid village is something no one should ever witness. The scent of a human can also help a hybrid thrive and become stronger, kind of like a boost.

Emerald nation:

This nation was formed hundreds of years ago along with dozens of other nations following the catastrophic disaster that took almost all humans. The fateful surviving human families of that day were sent over all the nations, one family for each one. Over the years the nations capital villages that the human families resided in soon turned into kingdoms, the families also turning into what we know as royal. The humans served and provided for their respective kingdoms alongside hybrids alike. The humans also courted fellow humans from other nations royal families to keep the human blood line going but as time went on, there were no more other humans to court. This caused a proposal, a proposal for selected hybrids to court and mate with royal family members. This went on for years, resulting in half hybrids and quarter hybrids before only one full blooded human family remained. Your family.

a/n; hello again everyone! it’s currently almost 7am where I live. I stayed up to finish and proof read the chapter and I’m soooo tired but I really wanted to finish and share with you guys :)) anyways I’m gonna try and sleep for a bit. I’ll start a bit of chapter four tomorrow but I’ll be sure to have it finished and posted by Wednesday night or Thursday morning (my time zone is EDT) thank you for reading! 🥰

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#Spotify #bangtan boys #bts #bts hybrid fic #bts hybrid x reader #bts royal au #bts x reader #fanfiction #fanfic #hybrid #hybrid au #bts ot7 x reader #bts omegaverse #poly ot7 #royal au

[shotmrmiller]

(🍳) what if simon's wife is so much smaller than him that everyone thought that "how the hell did the lt got a petite wife" and imagined the two of them like that hamster eating a massive banana??

Omg.

Johnny is actively thinking about it with all the nasty details because helllooo! How cute is Simon's wife!!!

Johnny was also the one to bring up the hamster and the banana picture so now John can't look at Simon and his wife together.

Kyle's not humoring the conversation. Not yet anyway. He waits until he's behind closed doors to gossip with Johnny like hens.

It's giving

#horrific #i wish to witness for myself #for scientific purposes ofc

[crazy-brazilian]

[mybodyfails]

han - recap 2023

(tumblr user @mybodyfails' ramblings under the read more)

jan

230120 manila: stay with bench - fanmeet

blue jeans, dress shirt AND beret?! we're off to a great start.

he was hitting the dougie too. of course.

feb

230213 skz-record: volcano

definitely my soty! when the drums come in and the song explodes? literally erupting like a volcano? 🫠

honorary mention:

230226 chan's room ep. 199

i keep coming back to this stream whenever i feel down, they were just so hyper and giggly!

mar

230311 manila: maniac world tour - day 1

the one where he had to sit out bc he was sick. who knew you could slay a performance like that. in the end all of us were seated i think.

also gave us this beautiful moment: beethoven who

april

230401&230402 los angeles: maniac world tour encore

toddling around in his gigantic dungarees and adorable hat, han quokka clipped to him. all i need tbh.

may

230523 bbl: life advice

tape the blanket to yourself and you won't catch a cold, apparently.

but also, not a specific month - but i'm putting this on behalf of all the mini concerts he did for us on bubble, taking suggestions for covers or writing songs on the fly 🥰

june

release: topline mv feat. tiger jk

aka the day where jisung got adopted but was too shy to get his number. 🥺 LOOK AT HIM! elated hamster! fanning himself w his fake money!

jul

230701&230702 3rd fanmeeting pilot for 5star

the life-size skzoos and their interactions were such a cute surprise 😭 rmbr when he kept gently smoothing down han quokka's velvety fur 😭

230722 paris: lollapalooza

he was on fire that day. HOTTER THAN HOT.

aug

230816 fukuoka: 5star dome tour begins

and with it came his 'don't say' solo stage and him playing the fucking guitar. wasn't just me, we all lost our marbles over this.. right?

honorary mention:

august was also the month were han didn't open an individual ig account 😸

sep

230924 new york: global citizen festival

they were five members short but 3racha gave it their all. i am a big fan of the hoop earrings, personally.

oct

231013 lil durk release: all my life (skz remix)

they took that song and gave it a very distinct flavour, especially jisung.

231015 skz-record: want so bad

minsung and their gay little song, didn't expect anything less from thems two.

nov

231111 mbc show! music core & mini fanmeeting

life-altering duality, wearing that CROPTOP on stage and turning into the sweetest babushka right before our very eyes immediately after..

dec

231214 manila: asia artist awards

what's with jisung and his best moments happening in the philippines?! that's the third time this year! petition for skz to move there. 🙏

3racha winning the best creator award was already a highlight, but hannie en route to the bathroom.. running back.. having to hold his pee for the acceptance speech - a classic.

now please come to me and tell me your fave jisung/your bias/skz moments of 2023!

#han jisung #stray kids #skz #mp #there were heaps more moments of course #but mostly there was one (or two 😸) that stood out to me each month #please do talk to me about the best memories YOU made with skz this year i'm curious!

[lerefugedeluza]

Vous me manquez mes petits (surtout toi Brownie, tu étais le hamster le plus exceptionnel du monde).

#photo #animal post #animal #hamster #pets #cute

[onedivinemisfit]

How did you get into Apothecary Diaries? Is your favorite character Mao Mao or someone else? What is your favorite part of Apothecary Diaries? Is your favorite ship strictly Mao Mao x Jinshi or some other ship? Would you recommend this to anyone else?

Hehehehehe… hehehehe…

I was introduced to Apothecary diaries on discord, the one who really said to me YOU SHOULD READ THIS was @claudeng80 - AND SHE WAS RIGHT I TOTES SHOULD READ THIS IT’S GREAT

My favorite is Mao Mao yes bc petite unhinged goblins have always been my kind of protagonist, but I’m also very fond of Gyokuyo. I love me a smart concubine who loves to laugh. And I adore the quack doctor, look at the dumb little doofus I wanna poke his cheeks like the hamster.

Not sure if I have a favorite part or arc, tho anything that includes worrying intakes of poisonous material and a distressed Jinshi is always gold.

Yes. Mao Mao x Jinshi is -exclusive-. No one else. Not even a “but he/she has two hands” situation. I will scratch em.

I WOULD RECOMMEND THIS TO EVERYONE!!

#the apothecary diaries #kusuriya no hitorigoto #ask

[keoni-chan]

Dwight: “I thought about it, and maybe we could get the girls a small pet. Like a gerbil, or a hamster.”

Bekah: “Or a rabbit?”

Dwight: “How big a rabbit are we talking? They can get pretty large.”

Bekah: “One of the smaller breeds, of course. Like a Henford Dwarf, or a Moonwood Petite.

#the sims 2 #sims 2 #ts2 #sims 2 bacc #bacc #bacc:angler's bay #family:volden

[aurevoirmonty]

"Ces marathons urbains sont l'illustration dominicale de la maladie mentale moderne. Vingt mille hamsters échappés de la cage donnent leurs petits assauts égotiques sur le bitume. Il leur manque la roue de plastique."

« L'Insomnie », Sylvain Tesson, dans S'abandonner à vivre.

[nostalgebraist-autoresponder]

What are your top 20 names for a pet hamster? I don’t have one, but I need to be prepared just in case.

I don't know anything about hamsters but:

Shorty

Stick

Little Miss Chatterbox

Slyder

Bouncette

Little One

Sassy Mama

Muffin

Tiny

Pip Squeak

Ultralittle Man

Pancake

Nibblet

Tenderheart

Tendernow

Weeny

Petite

Smalllittlepocket

Cutie Cupcake

Foot

Cuddleplush

Silverminky

Little Macaroon

Fancypants

Sabo

#kunikloj

[thinkingishard]

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Some exclusive content for my Patrons: Including a version of the Blossomvale Town Centre map with the houses marked up, and some behind-the-scenes for Spring 2.

Holiday sketches/photos (subject to change): I'm hoping to be able to fit in a sketchbook on my holiday, and will be releasing sketches exclusively or early to Patreon depending on how I feel for the day! I am visiting family and friends though, so will have to play this by ear.

Spring 2: I'll be back to work on my return from holiday, and hopefully have these comic pages out to you soon! As before, pages will be released a day early on Patreon, then posted to Tumblr.

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[Image ID: a comic drawn in a cute, cartoony style.

This page shows three phone screens similar to the very first panel of the first page - they are profiles on BLOSSOMVALE COMMUNITY. Some text above the three phones reads 'Blossomvale - Spring, day 1, year 1, end' Phone 1: Profile for Mo, a brown bear. His profile picture shows him in a pink shirt, looking off to the right. It shows his name (Mo). It shows his pronouns as He/Him. It has a little leaf and '25' indicating that his birthday is Autumn 25. He has left his profile information mostly blank, just writing '.'. Under a section titled 'I CAN HELP WITH', there are three icons with writing underneath - a paintbrush labelled 'ART', a pot labelled 'COOKING', and a pen and pad of paper labelled 'ADMIN'.

Phone 2: Profile for Bug, a pink axolotl. Her profile picture shows her facing slightly to the left, but looking at the camera. She is wearing the same beanie as earlier, but is wearing a plaid shirt. The rest of the profile shows her name (Bug). It shows her pronouns as She/Her. It has a little sun and '8' indicating that her birthday is Summer 8. Her profile section reads: "My favourite game at the moment is Shaping Venus, come play it with me at Cup Half Full!". Under a section titled 'I CAN HELP WITH', there are three icons with writing underneath - a cup labelled 'COFFEE', a little purple demon emoji with ears labelled 'PRANKS', and a jigsaw puzzle piece labelled 'PUZZLES'.

Phone 3: Profile for Elm, a golden brown and white hamster. Her profile picture shows her leaning on their elbows on a brown table while she holds up a coffee mug. They are wearing a purple t-shirt and there is greenery in the background. It shows their name (Elm). It shows her pronouns as She/They. It has a little green leaf and '14' indicating that their birthday is Spring 14. Her profile section reads: "IF YOU ARE SICK OF LUCK CO. RUINING EVERYTHING SIGN MY PETITION: blssm/shrt1". Under a section titled 'I CAN HELP WITH', there are three icons with writing underneath - a cup labelled 'COFFEE', a cake labelled 'BAKING', and a placard sign with an exclamation mark labelled 'ACTIVISM'.

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#comic #comics #blossomvale #laura renfrew #cute #cute comic #furry #furry comic #furry art #bear #stardew inspired comic #iron valley inspired comic #hamster #axolotl

[xhanisai]

See Me

AO3 / FFN

Pairing - Marichat (One sided reveal where he knows)

Prompt - ‘See Me’

Summary -

"I fell for you...both sides of you, so hard. And now knowing not only are you way out of my league, but you're also in love with Buttercup too? It hurts...it hurts so much..." Tears were now cascading down her partner's sad little face, his body seeming so small and vulnerable tucked in her bed. "Why don't you see me? What will it take for you to see me?"

"I do, mon Chaton. I do see you. I've always been looking at you," She held his hand against her warm chest, baby blues compassionate with unadulterated love. "But...But...until the day we defeat Monarque, we cannot be any more than what we are for the sake of our safety and our loved ones too."

~(x)~ . . . "What do I do, Marinette? I'm so hopelessly and madly in love with you," A thoroughly dishevelled Chat Noir clutched the duvet that the girl wrapped over his shivering form, his voice painfully broken (whether it was because he was very sick or because he was really emotional, his beloved partner wasn't able to tell) and his feline emeralds watery with lethargy. "Finding out...finding out your real name and identity is both the bestest day and worstest day of my life," He continued with a few more sniffles, burying himself further within the cotton pink comforts until all that was visible was his huge green eyes, his fluffy blond hair and his kitten ears. Marinette wordlessly paused in her ministrations, her petite hand frozen on his forehead when she was checking his temperature (which was still much too high for her liking). Her eyebrows were furrowed and pretty pink lips pursed, beckoning her Chaton to continue with where he was going. "I fell for you...both sides of you, so hard. And now knowing not only are you way out of my league, but you're also in love with Buttercup too? It hurts...it hurts so much..." Tears were now cascading down her partner's sad little face, his body seeming so small and vulnerable tucked in her bed. "Why don't you see me? What will it take for you to see me?" The smile she wore was so adoring yet so bittersweet at the same time. She tilted her head ever so slightly to the side, wisps of dark midnight strands curling around her soft face and eyes practically glittering. "I do, mon Chaton. I do see you. I've always been looking at you," She held his hand against her warm chest, baby blues compassionate with unadulterated love. "But...But...until the day we defeat Monarque, we cannot be any more than what we are for the sake of our safety and our loved ones too." . "I hate him. I hate him so much. I just want to hold you in my arms. I want to kiss your pretty lips. I want to finally be yours." His tears continued to stream down his mask, his voice slightly nasal and gravelly and the edge of the duvet still covering the lower half of his flustered face. Marinette remained silent, lying down right next to him over the covers with her hand placed over his and offered what she hoped was a comforting smile. She knew that the last thing she should be doing was staying so close to her sick partner but dammit, she couldn't bear to stay another second apart from him. Especially when he's so upset and crying those tears. "Hate who?" She asked with a quaint mischievous tone, smile widening when the hero puffed out his cheeks in a manner that reminded her of hamsters stuffing their faces. "Monarque. Buttercup. Hate them so much." He wiggled closer, honest emerald greens peering under his unruly, golden fringe. "I hate that they both caused you so much pain- even if it was unintentional on Buttercup's part." He squeezed her hand tighter, his brows pinched under his dark mask. "You deserve the world! The moon...the stars...everything!" A vision of the destroyed moon and the annihilated city from the other timeline was quick to flash within Marinette's mind for a split second, causing her to be momentarily petrified on the spot and her eyes to turn to steel. However, she quickly brushed it away to the back of her mind, hoping that her partner didn't catch her bewildered expression and the way her muscles stiffened. Hoping that he didn't detect the despondency that flickered within her blues because of the way he reminded her of his own battered yet lonely self decked in blinding white. Perhaps if he wasn't so sick, he would've noted the tension that flared up within her frame. "Again, that sadness in your eyes..." Maybe she spoke too soon. After all, her Chaton was so perceptive and patient and just so loving; he'd be able to pinpoint if her hair was bent out of shape a million miles away. "I wish you were able to tell me what caused you so much pain and anguish. I wish I could protect you from it all so that you can smile freely like you once used to," This time, the other hand that was under the duvet peeked out to stroke Marinette's cheek, thumb rubbing the cheekbone tenderly and catching the lone tear that escaped her eye. "One day, when things are different...when we're finally safe...I'll tell you," Marinette wore a wobbly but true smile, full of unspoken promises and vows. "First, get better, Chat Noir. Sleep. You need your rest." . "Do I get a goodnight kiss?" His soft yet cheeky request had Marinette's heart skip far too many beats for it to be healthy, her complexion taking on a brilliant red hue and all traces of her pain from earlier on were wiped off clean (much to his silent pleasure). "Eh? B-B-But you're sick! I can't kiss you! O-Otherwise, I'd get sick!" Chat Noir smiled goofily under the covers as he watched his partner fall into a series of babbles and word soup, something he's more than familiar with as a civilian whenever they were at school or hanging out. Something that he always found so endearing and absolutely adorable to the point where it fuelled his wants and needs to stay by her side as much as possible. Slowly, he sat up despite his aching muscles' protests, watching Marinette intensely as she followed suit to steady him with a cute flustered scowl. Cute, cute, cute, his Lady is so cute~ "If you were really concerned about not getting sick, you wouldn't be so close to me right now~" He waggled his eyebrows with exaggeration, earning a soft but firm slap on the shoulders which only caused him to cackle quietly (or, dubbed by his Lady, his 'Gremlin Laugh'). "You shouldn't make j-j-jokes about kissing, silly Minou. Go to sleep!" His face only softened even further, his green eyes vivid and the reflection of his lover on them so crystal clear. He was picturesque and undeniably belonged with her soft pink pillows and duvets and blankets, bathed under the golden hue of her twinkling fairy lights. He was beautiful and wonderful and easily became a part of her home from day one. "It wasn't a joke," Charmingly, he tilted his head to the side, kitten eyes pleading and golden skin lit up in a sweet, red feverish hue. "One kiss?" "F-Fine. Give me your cheek-" "On the lips, please?" He knew he was pushing it. He knew he was being selfish right now but at the same time, it just felt so right. He didn't know if it was because he's already shed all of his vulnerabilities and some of his true feelings before her or if it was because of an inner gut feeling he has never failed to trust. Always following his heart. . He expected another "no", a flick on the forehead or even a pillow being thrown to the face. . He didn't expect the fleeting moment of her lips (soft, sweet, sinful lips) grazing his like the flutter of a butterfly's delicate wing. . "That's all you're getting...silly Chaton..." Marinette murmured almost timidly, eyes averted away from his and the apples of her cheeks so red, they would have given her alter ego's suit a run for its money. "Silly boys who catch colds from dancing in the rain without an umbrella should suffer a little." Chat Noir remained rooted on the spot, gawking at her with raw astonishment and pupils blown out to the point where his irises were only a thin ring of spring. The blatant awe was immediately snapped out of him as a sudden pillow was slammed into his face without mercy, making him fall back on the bed and into the abundance of cushions. When he regained his bearings, he was face to face with his wonderful and extremely blushy Princesse. "Quit staring at me and go to sleep! You're embarrassing me! Stupid!" Chat Noir was evidently still in the middle of rebooting for all he replied back with was: "I love you so much." . He didn't get to sleep until he was whacked by the giant cat teddy a dozen more times.

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #my writing #my fanfiction #ml fanfic #ml fanfiction #marichat #marinette dupain cheng #adrien agreste #chat noir #ladybug

[theoppositeofadults]

quelqu’un a pris une photo de moi et il me l’avait montré sur son appareil photo et je me trouvais belle et je me suis dit “je vais la poster sur instagram!” 

puis il me l’a envoyé et mon dieu. j’avais envie de PLEURER. je ressemblais à un hamster - j’ai toujours eu des joues larges mais avec ma nouvelle coupe de cheveux c’était vraiment très flagrant et je ne voyais que ça 

j’ai donc eu une réaction tout à fait rationnelle et.... j’ai commencé à voir comment je pouvais la retoucher pour avoir des plus petites joues (....) malheureusement, toutes les applications que je trouvais sur mon téléphone ne marchaient pas (il fallait que je paye)

j’ai donc décidé de prendre ça comme un signe et.....  j’ai attrapé mon ordinateur parce que grands problèmes = grands moyens et j’ai ouvert photoshop. j’ai passé au moins 30 minutes à voir comment je pouvais réduire la taille de mes joues mais à cause du décor + de mon sourire bouche ouverte ça n’allait pas (mes dents devenaient tordus par exemple) 

j’ai abandonné et décidé d’arrêter d’être pathétique, j’ai fermé photoshop, supprimé les photos retouchées, et rangé mon ordi.

fast forward quelques jours plus tard... j’ai décidé de reregarder la photo (pas retouchée) et en fait j’étais trop belle dessus?? mon sourire était bien, j’avais certes l’air d’un hamster mais je ressemble toujours à ça et je passe mon temps à me comparer à un RAT donc est-ce vraiment une tare d’avoir des petites joues épaisses? et non ! 

je l’ai donc posté sur instagram, sans retouche, et j’attends maintenant les compliments