Played Fear&Hunger for like 9 minutes before asking for a refund because I was scared shitless of the smallest thing (the mere barking of the hounds). But...
I need to S M A S H THIS GUY
FEEL LIKE A FEM QUEEN
LIKKKKEEEE,,,,, maybe that's the unhealthy version of skinny legend ANYWAYSSS i need to ride him😔🤲🧎♀️🤭🐕🐶🐶🐶
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he’s forgotten what he was going to ask
but when faced with a sweaty, post-training thorin, who can blame him 😅
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This is how Hacker Goblin genuinely adresses Colonel König who is like 40 and over 2 meters tall bc she thinks it's sweet and has no clue that he's a higher rank than any of them and loves to dote and coo over him😭
141 are kicking screaming dramatically sliding down the walls, falling down stairs and ripping wallpaper with their teeth because they're jealous and can't believe that you're literally babying a colonel
Meanwhile König is eating that attention up, has you sitting all nice and cozy in his lap and purring with delight when you caress his stubbly cheek and feed him more sweets♡
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source by KartFox on Furaffinity, Feb 19, 2015
(ps: unfortunately you cannot see the link unless you're logged to furaffinity! i had to make an account to find the source haha)
(ps2: sorry for not letting that more clear, but this is a photoshopped image, not a real suit! the op just really liked taurs so they edited over their own fursuit to see what it'd look like as a taur. wish we could have real ones...)
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They are in the juice aisle obviously
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